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Freddy Got Fingered - Nostalgia Critic
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Күн бұрынIt's a new kind of bad, one never thought possible. Has this film elevated awful to a new art form? What has been unleashed? Nostalgia Critic takes on Tom Green's, Freddy Got Fingered.
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Freddy Got Fingered is a 2001 American surrealist black comedy film directed by Tom Green and written by Green and Derek Harvie. The film follows Green as a 28-year-old slacker who wishes to become a professional cartoonist. The film's plot resembles Green's struggles as a young man trying to get his TV series picked up, which would later become the popular MTV show The Tom Green Show.
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@ChannelAwesome 6 жыл бұрын
You get a censor bar. You get a censor bar! THIS WHOLE MOVIE GETS A CENSOR BAR!!! First Viewing coming tomorrow with a description of "It's the only viewing we had to pause while watching. We needed a break, and you would too." Support this week's charity - fisherhouse.org/
@themilkman5004 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t think there’s enough booze in the world to erase movie from your mind
@Heisenkirk2000 6 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Trying to Watch, er I mean First Viewing.
@supercool2898 6 жыл бұрын
Review troll 2
@TheMadDogpunk 6 жыл бұрын
Can u do a review of Kenan and Kel?
@Karmy. 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for reviewing this finally, it's something that makes me feel better about being sick :)
@erics.czernecki7333 3 жыл бұрын
This is a true story- that ending nearly DID get the film an NC17. Green, deeming that rating "porn, with murder", literally sent the scene back unchanged, except the kid was ADRd the line "I'm okay, guys!". *And the MPAA accepted that.*
@aguycalledjamal 3 жыл бұрын
“Ratings are a joke”
@erics.czernecki7333 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a story about Eric Andre trying to get past the censors on his show- apparently Adult Swim gave him, amongst other guidelines, that, quote, "He can shit so hard that organs fall out of his anus, but he *can’t* make it look like he’s *intentionally* doing it."
@aguycalledjamal 3 жыл бұрын
@@erics.czernecki7333 well if that doesn’t prove how useless ratings are i don’t know what will
@rockycuro7737 2 жыл бұрын
@@erics.czernecki7333 well to be fair, doing that on purpose isn't nearly as funny as unintentionally doing it
@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын
@@rockycuro7737 Doug’s review of this movie is funnier than the actual movie… getting your brains beat out with a bat is even more amusing than this movie
@Bunpril 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how it would feel to make a movie as bad as possible in the hopes of winning Razzy awards, just for Adam Sandler to get all ten without even trying just 11 years later
@rockycuro7737 4 жыл бұрын
@Frncs Trjn no.
@consonantsandvowels1 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@dante.2639 3 жыл бұрын
@@consonantsandvowels1 *ahem* jack and jill.
@jonsitoa 3 жыл бұрын
Uuu
@jonsitoa 3 жыл бұрын
@@rockycuro7737 kk
@kneeofjustice9619 3 жыл бұрын
That moment when I realized that the reason “The Real Slim Shady” is playing at the end is because one of the lyrics is “But it’s ok for Tom Greene to hump a dead moose”.
@WillieManga 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, Tom embraces this! ... Wonder how he's doing now.
@samuelchurch5124 2 жыл бұрын
@@WillieManga I think he's still doing stand-up.
@user-jy2sj4ed4i 2 жыл бұрын
But it wasn't ok. And it never would be.
@Aaroncarter95 2 жыл бұрын
When I first heard that song I had no idea who Tom Greene was. Now I wish I never knew. Ignorance is bliss.
@rockycuro7737 2 жыл бұрын
Early 2000's were crazy
@nickcosti1685 3 жыл бұрын
That Charles Schultz joke is deliberately darker than people realize- he died just briefly before this film was made. When his mother says "you'll be fine" she's literally referring to his death.
@missmoxie9188 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit dude
@Gage-jk4pm Жыл бұрын
That is fucking mean
@blorgus2225 Жыл бұрын
That’s just dark
@bullwinkle524 6 жыл бұрын
“How was the movie?” “What is the movie?” I’ll do one better, “WHY is the movie?”
@Fu5ion 6 жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better,"Where's the movie?"
@megagustman 6 жыл бұрын
I can improve that: "Who is the movie?".
@zdoggzero6595 6 жыл бұрын
What WAS the movie
@boinkus5063 6 жыл бұрын
IM SURROUNDED BY GENIUSES
@notben5088 6 жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better "FUCK this movie"
@ZenKrio 6 жыл бұрын
OMG that quote "James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... And this guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen..." Legendary.
@comadrone_xix 6 жыл бұрын
The New Krio - dude, I fucking died bc Just this morning my gf and I were reading th tweets of why he got fired. And for th life of me could not figure out why Disney cannot let something that happened 10 years ago alone. Like seriously. You're going to make GOTG3 suck dick and be totally different. Bc you don't approve of someone's dirty joking tweets that are a decade old. Fuck man.
@PrincessNinja007 6 жыл бұрын
@@comadrone_xix Think about Disney's target audience. Imagine Mary Poppins singing some uptempo song about child rape. Disney has very tight image control and the tweets aren't family friendly
@ZacharyShade 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, not 14 million dollars, but James Gunn also got paid to make movies like his tweets.
@antona.8659 6 жыл бұрын
Doug definitely knows a thing or two about inappropriate behavior that destroys your professional relationships with your workers.
@ZoanBlade90 6 жыл бұрын
We kind of SUCK as a soceity sometimes, don't we?
@stifflegg1520 4 жыл бұрын
Is "Anti-movie" a genre? Cuze if not, this movie just made a new one.
@albertmccarthy7232 3 жыл бұрын
Anti movie that makes u smarter don’t watch this film not even once
@ellnats 3 жыл бұрын
surprisingly i cant tell the difference from legit or accidental
@DoubleChaoX 5 ай бұрын
Guys please do not watch this movie this is worse than the Bratz this is the worst movie ever existed ever since the Galaxy made this is get -9999/10 please do not watch this movie
@daled4191 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I find this film hilarious, purely because he knew exactly what he was doing and made the weirdest film he could just to piss off the studio
@CharlemagneGuy127 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel the same, and it’s strangely and morbidly more funny knowing that.
@zpydd_ 2 жыл бұрын
i liked tje deer scene
@ricjaredpalandiano1807 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Green is like Jim Carrey if Jim got high on crack and was dropped on his head as an adult.
@ahabduennschitz7670 2 жыл бұрын
16:35
@TomDavidMcCauley 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he made this innovative, entertaining meta-work of anarchic comedic satiric absurd genius just to “piss off the studio.” I think he made it weird to delight the fuck out of us, and #missionaccomplished
@ethanwebster2501 5 жыл бұрын
YOU EDITED OVER THE BEST LINE!!! "Wait, you're a cripple!" "You gotta problem with my legs, sir?" "It's you that's got the problem with your legs..."
@AnalyticalMenace 4 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@esyphillis101 4 жыл бұрын
The Analytical Menace that’s actually a good line. I think Tom Green has talent but he went out of his way to make it terrible.
@557deadpool 4 жыл бұрын
@@esyphillis101 exactly, that's the point
@amehak1922 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is painful
@mrcritical6751 4 жыл бұрын
Basically everything about the girlfriend was the one bit of good this movie had
@ewansmith6747 5 жыл бұрын
I looked up Tom Green after this review and I found out that he went to my high school. I hope I can live up to his potential
@Crrrow 5 жыл бұрын
I hope to see you out in public playing the Sausage Song on a keyboard.
@downwards_spiral 5 жыл бұрын
Welp rip u
@angrytheclown801 5 жыл бұрын
Well congratulations, you already have.
@gamesincharacter5106 5 жыл бұрын
I'm making this face at your comment. Oh plz no but I hope ur as funny as him but plz make a good comedy but if it’s bad make it bad it’s good
@ellnats 5 жыл бұрын
why would you want to live up to HIS potential?
@vfxfan 4 жыл бұрын
I said, "You know this is technically a Disney movie, right?" "It's adopted," said the Disney studio execs defensively.
@battlefrontgameplay1388 3 жыл бұрын
Is it really* loads the disney killing bullet into the gun* with this we might have a chance to stop them
@Mephiles2003 2 жыл бұрын
Oh
@maxpops8427 2 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing when I saw Porky’s
@mechmaster315 2 ай бұрын
But it’s clearly in the star section
@FizzleFX 2 жыл бұрын
The No Country for old Man Intro was spot on! "'...you can put it anywhere, but dont put it on the shelf, or it becomes another movie... which it is, a movie" - Nostalgia Critic
@joellim6988 Жыл бұрын
God this guy is a whole other level of unfunny
@SGCSmithy 6 жыл бұрын
I like to think we aren’t actually seeing The Nostalgia Critic here, but rather Doug himself, driven mad by this film to the point where he has adopted his alternate persona. He realizes he cannot escape this endless cycle of trash and thus accepts his fate with open arms, longing that one day he may be freed from his curse.
@SGCSmithy 6 жыл бұрын
Sun Guy geez, didn’t know someone could be so offended by a joke. I don’t think this is some supper artsy thing he did purposely, I’m just making that a joke.
@josephcalabrese6337 6 жыл бұрын
It could be a supper artsy thing and a joke. Why not both?
@anthonydeadman 6 жыл бұрын
SomeguycalledSmithy Ignore that dude he's just some loser who comments on here just to talk shit instead of actually watching the video like most people actually do on this site. Not worth the time nor the attention.
@eliasnicolasmiranda4940 6 жыл бұрын
Sun Guy wow so salty
@SamA-cw3be 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was really struggling on this review. But wouldn't there have been better ways to demonstrate this? For instance The Godfather. Humor in this isn't the important but rather with The Descent. So you could show Doug being charged further and further down into the bowels of this movie until finally he is left no choice but to accept it , to become part of the very thing that he was trying to fight against. At the end of the review, he could have killed those who he was talking about how bad the movie was as daddy do you want some sausages play over and then he closes the door starting the movie up again the signifying that he has become one with the movie. Or if you really wanted to start at the end, Citizen Kane it. Just if you're going to reference from the great movies and contrast to Freddy Got Fingered in such a way that shows the descent into madness, their films are do a much better job of that.
@IvanTheGhostboy 6 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees Doug in the distance* "Did you do it?" Doug: ".....yes." Me: "What did it cost?" Doug: "...……….everything."
@Rogue.Rainbow 5 жыл бұрын
😈😈😈
@Fluffkitscripts 4 жыл бұрын
If The Room was a train wreck, this was a demolition derby.
@blaisetelfer8499 3 жыл бұрын
That is a stunningly good way to put it
@scootermcburczak3192 2 жыл бұрын
Or a 75-car pileup on I-95
@Fluffkitscripts 2 жыл бұрын
@phillydisco yeah, that’s pretty much what I said. A train wreck happens on accident, a demolition derby is a gruesome disaster entirely on purpose.
@migiplayz91 Жыл бұрын
The room is good LSD FGF is sweetener passing for coke
@Vecchio_Rhosod85 5 ай бұрын
Oh no, even our bad movies are evolving backward!
@StevClifSylv 4 жыл бұрын
“This is a fancy restaurant!” ThIs iS a FaNcY rEsTaUrAnT
@someguythatwasmorbed8251 6 жыл бұрын
Critic, would you like some sausage? Critic, would you like some sausages?
@mr.fahrenheit7996 6 жыл бұрын
hehe
@BrownxPrid3 6 жыл бұрын
SAUSAGES SAUSAGES!!!
@feralchangeling97 6 жыл бұрын
What fresh hell is this...?
@starman5901 5 жыл бұрын
It's sosigs
@Danny-tf3fd 3 жыл бұрын
I want to knock on Doug Walker's door with a keyboard and sing that when he answers.
@unclecreepy9202 5 жыл бұрын
“Freddy Got Fingered” made over $14M at the box office (which was more than its budget.) Of course, more people saw it at the theaters than the box office figures show (like double or triple the number). Kids would buy tickets to “Crocodile Dundee 3” then sneak into FGF. There’s no way CD3 would have made almost $40M if not for FGF.
@pipedream2556 4 жыл бұрын
Wait if kids paid for a different film to go see it then that means enough people went to see it willingly aside from them to make that profit in spite of the critical mauling, AND then more people got into it over time to make it a cult classic in comparison to how many people saw it to begin with! Oh god
@SpicyMB 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like South Park bigger longer and uncut all over again
@alexjewett7455 4 жыл бұрын
Who in there right mind would willingly see this abomination of hell?
@snc237 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexjewett7455 meee that’s who
@rockycuro7737 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexjewett7455 stupid teenagers
@voteZDLR 3 жыл бұрын
It's not just that he wanted to make an intentionally bad movie, it was also an act of protest against the Hollywood machine itself. Basically at the time Tom Green was basically one of the most famous comedians in the world, with The Tom Green Show being a huge hit and his podcast-esque sister show Tom Green's House Tonight also being around or at the very least it was on the way. So being "the big thing" some big Hollywood studio comes to Tom Green and says "alright look the kids like you, we don't know why, but fuck it here's $1 million dollars. Go make a movie, it can be about anything you want as long as it only costs $1 million. Now scram!" and Tom's like "Anything I want eh?"
@rusPiglets 4 жыл бұрын
That piano song is literally scary. Like it reminds me if Silent hill went to disneyland. That shit is... marvelous.
@gladfan1989 4 жыл бұрын
As if Disneyland isn't chock full of nightmares on it's own.
@SCP-469 3 жыл бұрын
Even the devil is afraid of this movie
@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын
Try listening to the metal covers of it. It's like if the Devil from Tenacious D played it.
@zoyadulzura7490 Жыл бұрын
It's quite an earworm.
@corn11630 Ай бұрын
What is it?
@MmeCShadow 6 жыл бұрын
"The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny." - Roger Ebert
@unorthodoxromance254 6 жыл бұрын
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels." - also Roger Ebert
@jacksquatt6082 6 жыл бұрын
Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things, and that was one of them. Plus, he had shit taste.
@SFK360 6 жыл бұрын
I've never understood the fascination with Roger Ebert but I genuinely lol'd at that quote.
@GroundhogDayisAWESOME 6 жыл бұрын
Good ol' Ebert
@JohnDoe-wq5eu 6 жыл бұрын
The implication that it's an anti-comedy in same vain as say Tim and Eric, and I mean the supposedly on purpose horrible unwatchable movie they made (Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie right?!) is laughable the joke is on anyone paying to see this shit. I wouldn't give this shit away, it's the funniest prank ever but the end result is truly a level of trolling not seen before or since. Tom Green is long since (this abomination aside) forgotten his fame and money what little he had of both are gone and last I saw he was doing a podcast. The break-up with Drew was the last time Tom green was ever said out loud and frankly I'm glad this film destroyed his fame, the audience got the last laugh.
@HerrDeutschBlood 6 жыл бұрын
You know your movie is bad when you make 'The Citizen Kane of bad movies' (The Room) look like Citizen Kane.
@blastedquinn56 5 жыл бұрын
And Freddy's got fingered. So anyway, this and the room are also Pink Floyd the wall and rebel without the cause goes bad
@maxpops8427 2 жыл бұрын
At least we got something good out of The Room. It’s called THE DISASTER ARTIST
@bennythargrave 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice "Doom: the game of the movie" on the shelf in the video store? lol
@coolnerdlll6053 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed the pictures of the Nostalgia-Ween monsters on Freddy's left.
@CaptainCat101 3 жыл бұрын
There was the Doom movie also
@coffeecake9939 3 жыл бұрын
I just came off that review
@DEXA_Entertainment 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@BrendanBarney 4 жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for you.
@thomasharpe1498 3 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын
I apologize to ANYONE who has seen this...........movie.🤢
@dong.corleone 3 жыл бұрын
@@darthcinema4262 I consider this the worst comedy of all time!!!
@seblasian 3 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for anyone that didn't enjoy this masterpiece!
@officertenpenny6169 3 жыл бұрын
@@seblasian shitpiece*
@dakotafoote6075 6 жыл бұрын
My dad took me to see this in theaters when I was 9. Not even kidding lol. The whole time I kept looking over at him like "Are you SURE this is okay for me to watch?"
@Azdrerios 6 жыл бұрын
Dad: *Jack Nicholson nodding gif*
@Stevesk0011 6 жыл бұрын
@@Azdrerios lmao
@b3rz3rk3r9 6 жыл бұрын
I... think you're dad forgot to be a dad that cared whether or not he made a kid scream in a theater or not
@NegoClau 6 жыл бұрын
Parenting 101.
@telemonofficial6924 6 жыл бұрын
He must've did it on purpose 😂😂😂
@phantomstrider 6 жыл бұрын
Well I *did* warn you! >_
@Channelthatprovidesplaylists 6 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider at least you tried strider
@8-Biter 6 жыл бұрын
Yup ya said it first stride.
@jchavari4318 6 жыл бұрын
You did what you could :/
@MinimalistTheatre333 6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't see anything wrong with this movie. If you have any complaints, feel free to reach me at my padded cell.
@kirbysuperstar5494 6 жыл бұрын
but did he listen no, who's crazy now huh, WHO'S CRAZY NOW
@susanhellmuth3840 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a Greek myth, but African.” As Half-Blood trash, you cannot understand how ashamed I am of that line.
@GoldenGrenadier 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment reminds me of a certain black Scottish cyclops of Greek myth.
@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder what would happen if a horse mated with a narwhal. Would we FINALLY get unicorns?
@TheBigBadWriterman 2 жыл бұрын
@@GoldenGrenadier Does he have a certain affinity for Scrumpy perhaps?
@saturniidspectre 4 ай бұрын
@@GoldenGrenadierAs a Texan I felt my blood pressure rise reading about such a person.
@LordCrate-du8zm 3 ай бұрын
"If some philosophers believe that complete perfection is hell, then what's the opposite? What's heaven? Nothing but flaws." Holy shit that quote goes hard.
@5W337Y 6 жыл бұрын
No Country for Old Critics
@TheKaiTetley 6 жыл бұрын
Peter Drew. No, Cunts For Old Critics.
@takuansoho5836 6 жыл бұрын
Dougier Wardem
@bijibadness 6 жыл бұрын
I KNOW THAT MOVIE TOO ITS LIKE WERE TWINS MAN I KNOW THAT MOVIE AND YOU DO TOO SO WE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT MOVIE. WE ARE VERY SMART AND VIRILE PEOPLE. WE ARE VERY WORLDLY. WE ARE FILM GENIUSES. WE KNOW COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN WANNA TEAM UP FOR A WEBISODE???????????????????????
@kchandaman3012 5 жыл бұрын
Doug's impression of Anton Chigurh is... genuinely kind of unsettling.
@JIreland1992 5 жыл бұрын
I think he’s using a voice filter. It sounds like it anyway.
@zachfakename3747 4 жыл бұрын
Um, no
@PROPAINZERO 4 жыл бұрын
@@JIreland1992 I don't think it was
@machine-shopbilly6584 4 жыл бұрын
Doug is unsettling
@aiden4163 4 жыл бұрын
@@machine-shopbilly6584 javier bardem is unsettling
@zachhaywood1564 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Green is like Canada's version of Adam Sandler: He CAN be funny, but for whatever reason, is constantly NOT funny.
@buttermotth 4 жыл бұрын
wow you're right
@aidanredding8058 4 жыл бұрын
At least Adam Sandler didn't intentionally make on the worst things humanity has ever done (that doesn't involve murder)
@weirdguy1495 4 жыл бұрын
At least Adam Sandler's good at acting in serious roles. What serious role have you seen Tom Green do?
@Fluffkitscripts 4 жыл бұрын
I’m assuming he made a movie that was funny, but he didn’t quite know _why_ it was funny. So when he went to make another movie, he accidentally included all the unfunny stuff while leaving the funny stuff out.
@Fluffkitscripts 4 жыл бұрын
*That goes for them both
@rabidwaffles9022 4 жыл бұрын
I like how every joke in this movie has actual build up.
@MrPomegranX 6 жыл бұрын
“Why would this be successful? Graphs.” Ah, but the Chart says...
@cooperschlickau4062 6 жыл бұрын
David Hoyos [Matoi] Nostalgia Critic: YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!
@ShadowDOA 6 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about that
@Heisenkirk2000 6 жыл бұрын
*But the chart says*
@Jacob_G9 6 жыл бұрын
*Takes chart away*
@chibiprussia5574 6 жыл бұрын
@@Jacob_G9 THE CHART
@Craxin01 6 жыл бұрын
"James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this." Stuck between laughing and crying over this line. RIP Guardians of the Galaxy III.
@van8ryan 6 жыл бұрын
Yessss..............From DISNEY; they'd've roasted Green at the Stake had they known he'd used their money for THIS (hence it's New Line, who couldn't give two squirts, as they made DUNGEONS & DRAGONS only a YEAR before LORD OF THE RINGS..........they clearly don't know............).
@sherrybernard462 6 жыл бұрын
DRIP GotG3
@wolfthornnholtzklau4913 6 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha
@kissmyasthma3155 6 жыл бұрын
Disney bought Fox, so "Freddy Got Fingered" is now a Disney movie, how shocking is that?
@squinos3255 6 жыл бұрын
@@kissmyasthma3155 i might report your comment for the sheer horror you have brought to my mind good sir
@queencancerous5332 Жыл бұрын
This is still the greatest middle finger movie ever made. Intentionally wasting millions of dollars that Fox gave him was the greatest bit Tom Green ever did.
@jameswilliams2182 4 ай бұрын
I don't care what they say, this movie is funny as hell!
@ocarinaplaya 6 жыл бұрын
"You can't hurt meeee! Not with my... Cheese helmet!" This was a constant joke with me and my friends in high school.
@plow9719 6 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@etaquince5220 6 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow ocarinist
@natemododragon9969 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the funniest shit in middle school 😂
@deetzyboywonder9312 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LUC1FER_R1S1NG 3 жыл бұрын
Omg so you were those kids
@Vollification 6 жыл бұрын
Tom Green. Doing youtube stuff before youtube was a thing.
@ismaelfreytes1106 6 жыл бұрын
Jackass too
@carybeweary7209 6 жыл бұрын
Eric Andre and Tim and Eric too
@Stressedout-Warrior-Mama 6 жыл бұрын
Yes! This is brilliant
@theLOSTranger234 6 жыл бұрын
actually it really was in order: Tom Green, Jackass, Tim and Eric, Eric Andre (or okay Tom green and Jackass were around the same time mid to late 90s when the M in MTV stood for music
@superreviewerable 6 жыл бұрын
So you're saying if I go back in time and kill Tom Green, I'll prevent countless generations of stupid, moronic, pitiful humor? Be Right Back... :)
@knoffke_07 3 жыл бұрын
“When the f**k is this movie going to end” - the producers right before they burst into flames
@nickmoney Жыл бұрын
Weird to think Disney now owns this movie.
@annedery8905 6 жыл бұрын
I remember this movie sitting on the shelf of my videoclub years ago with a sign under it saying: "This film is so bad, you may rent it for free". I never saw such a thing again.
@clonecam117thefilthycasual6 6 жыл бұрын
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500, Alex
@nikhilbhavani981 6 жыл бұрын
clonecam117 The Filthy Casual still funny to imagine
@sillygrl23 6 жыл бұрын
That is, that is freaking beautiful man, not sure not to top that myself... I remember one time I was in my local video store and there was a "Annoying Orange" movie playing and a sign underneath that says "If you can't stand this movie, there is a free will donation box to give us money to change this to a better movie for the sake of your sanity" Brutal but effective, they raised $200 dollars for back to school supplies for disadvantaged kids in our community.
@annedery8905 6 жыл бұрын
And then everybody in the videoclub clapped. But seriously, it did happen. The owner of this place gave absolutely no fucks. Probably because they had, like, 6 clients.
@Fleshi_Guy615 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote that is a legend
@dylanrg9716 5 жыл бұрын
the movie that broke the critic
@Linkin-2603 5 жыл бұрын
Dylan the Cat 2 no Michel Myers Cat in the Hat and the son of the mask did that
@alexbrabo4471 5 жыл бұрын
That was Food Fight
@stevenmilsteen 5 жыл бұрын
This is like the best movie ever
@stevenmilsteen 5 жыл бұрын
@The Comic Man101 what why ? I thought it was hilarious what other movie are you gonna see a guy put on a dead deer's body and get hit by a truck
@NFSF1McLaren 5 жыл бұрын
that was Garbage Pail Kids although this movie does him no favors to his mental health
@carlocalderon3659 4 жыл бұрын
8:02 “Life has given me that sentence to report to you” - Nostalgia Critic
@gabriellaschmitt4487 4 жыл бұрын
I wish i world be been able to see the reactions of the people who received the request to make that “institute for sexually molested children” sign
@jamessantos9861 5 жыл бұрын
That scene with the insides being worked on is actually Tom Greens stomach when he was being operated on for his testicular cancer. It’s 100% a real surgical video.
@jooei2810 11 ай бұрын
I bet this movie has caused shitloads of cancer around the world.
@fornaxian 6 жыл бұрын
Tamara: How was the movie? Critic: What is the movie? Me, an intellectual: Why is the movie?
@MistyLMR 6 жыл бұрын
fornaxian ace reference!
@funnyjoke9225 6 жыл бұрын
No fornaxian the question is WHEN is the movie
@TheonlyWelc0mematt 6 жыл бұрын
I have one on all of you: Who is the movie?
@_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 6 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget WHERE is the movie...
@darthvadersith514 6 жыл бұрын
WHY IS GAMORA?
@nightshadegatito 4 жыл бұрын
I was dying laughing in this vid when he pointed out that at the institute "for sexually molested children" the kids are watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's fucking awesome. Shitty movie no doubt, but the level of wtf in that choice is awesome. Whoever thought of it, I know they must have had a great laugh thinking about it and then doing it. I certainly would have.
@Fluffkitscripts 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Green is the malfunctioning original prototype for the Paul brothers.
@arielfangirlmendez 2 жыл бұрын
Actually he's the malfunction original prototype for rob schneider
@patrickgowen324 3 ай бұрын
Who then was a malfunctioning prototype for the Paul Brothers.
@Nicolletta13 6 жыл бұрын
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels...The day may come when 'Freddy Got Fingered' is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny." -- Roger Ebert
@nathanchalmers9857 6 жыл бұрын
Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things. He disliked some of the greatest films.
@Nicolletta13 6 жыл бұрын
That doesn't mean he was wrong about this film.
@leedleone 6 жыл бұрын
I think it's funny like nostalgia said it's so disappointing it's funny and you keep going back to it
@HAHA-pr5su 6 жыл бұрын
Nicolletta13 this movie is the bottom of earth it’s that bad
@markcobuzzi826 5 жыл бұрын
Nicolletta13 I think Tom Green secretly snuck into South Park's dimension, read a copy of "The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs", plagiarized it, and then brought it back to our dimension hoping we would all acclaim it like the citizens of South Park did.
@Golnax 6 жыл бұрын
Wait hang on. Does this mean that the Critic dislikes this film more than the Garbage Pail Kids movie?
@hawkeyenextgen7117 6 жыл бұрын
Golnax now he know how phantomstrider feels.
@kevindolan9 6 жыл бұрын
Honest to god it's unclear to me, I mean it seems like he viewed it on how people viewed trolls 2, so bad it's good but not sure what to say about it other than complete confusion my honest opinion this is one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my entire life because it literally does everything in its power to be so bad it's good, I get the troll humor and such but it takes it to such a degree that it's mostly very hard to watch almost makes me want to give pity to everyone involved with this movie except tom green.
@SpiderandMosquito 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think so I think he'll forever stand by that
@PunakiviAddikti 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, this movie is so bad it tops even garbage bail kids. Pray for the apocalypse people.
@Minal_Aurapine 6 жыл бұрын
I dont think so this is less boring than garbage pale
@KaoticReach1999 6 ай бұрын
That "Daddy would you like some sausage" scene is the perfect example of the pure, constant drug fueled randomness/madness this movie represents
@AmorphisBob 4 жыл бұрын
It's unfortunate but you gotta admit that in this era of non-stop remakes, sequels, reboots, and denial of anything remotely close to an original thought, FGF stands alone as truly unique.
@zoyadulzura7490 Жыл бұрын
I...cannot disagree.
@dolantrimp1691 6 жыл бұрын
Critic would you like some sausage? Critic would you like some sausage?
@_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 6 жыл бұрын
You mean sauce or jizz ...😎
@frankf684 6 жыл бұрын
both are good for your mouth.
@artofmore7197 6 жыл бұрын
69 thumbs up.
@HeilRay 6 жыл бұрын
Dolan Trimp Oh boy, German night.
@frankf684 6 жыл бұрын
*HellRay* On German night pee is an option.
@3DSage 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is about tom green making fun of how a big studio gave HIM money to make a movie with complete control so he shows how he can throw all that away.
@adhdcoffee1006 5 жыл бұрын
What movie? The one in the video or the one in my backyard decomposing under a pile of firewood?
@kebarosUK 3 жыл бұрын
I literally still sing the “daddy will you like some sausage, daddy would you like some sausages”
@lostmediaandlegofanthebric3233 4 жыл бұрын
Quoting Nostalgia Critic from his Japan jack and the beanstalk review: "Well the message of this movie is very straightforward, FEAR. That one line perfectly encapsulates, this movie, Son of the Mask, and the Garbage Pail Kids Movie 😬
@marytijerina8812 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Foodfight!
@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 4 жыл бұрын
When he started talking about graphs my first thought was “well the chart says”
@Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 жыл бұрын
The graphs were funny. "If you'll look at these patterns, you'll see I have graphs."
@sydneyslaughter7163 4 жыл бұрын
Why aren’t the Chart Guys bigger memes?
@CaptainCat101 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Dr.Manninton 3 жыл бұрын
...............................................................well the chart says
@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf when did this comment get 300+ likes
@Merchantic 6 жыл бұрын
19:57 I'm upset Rob didn't walk in saying "Well, according to the chart..."
@MultiBeerme 6 жыл бұрын
Same here! That's a running gag that would have fit perfectly there.
@briankaslewicz6130 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe cus he killed Rob earlier in the review. He shouldve stayed in the car
@JGM154 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think bringing in the Focus Group Analysts would have worked well for this particular review. The Critic brings those characters into an episode if he's reviewing an adaptation of a famous work that notably suffered from heavy studio interference. "Freddy Got Fingered" was a project that Tom Green had near-total control over as co-writer, star, and director...in other words, it's pretty much Green's fault, not the studio's.
@hououinkyouma3864 6 жыл бұрын
+Merchantic But the chart says that the "But the chart says" would have fit better here.
@DiegoAmateur 2 жыл бұрын
Something I despise about this review is how half of the time Doug treats it like run-of-the-mill incompetent shit and not.... Freddy got Fingered.
@truerandomness 3 жыл бұрын
Dougie would you like some sausage?
@medaka-chankurokami1882 2 жыл бұрын
Daddy*
@domocan6877 6 жыл бұрын
I suspect that NC needed to watch No Country for Old Men 50 times to wipe the stain of this movie from his eyeballs
@PrincessNinja007 6 жыл бұрын
Is that what the framing sketch is? I came to the comments to ask
@KitsuneRokaku 6 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessNinja007 I think so
@user-hb7py7xy7b 6 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessNinja007 yes. The most memorable scenes and lines.
@eldermillennial8330 6 жыл бұрын
Ciara.Chaya The original DID let the store clerk live. That freak felt like what a once chivalrous Knight would be like after falling into Nihilism.
@Maximaker02 6 жыл бұрын
So if Tom Green set out to make such a bad movie, doesn't that mean he's technically made his own perfect film? He accomplished his goal, didn't he? He did it. He broke the scale of So Bad It's Good
@WeezaY5000 6 жыл бұрын
Maximaker02 The answer is yes. Think about the studio head who funded the film. His/her life must be a tragedy.
@bobthebear1246 6 жыл бұрын
But it's not good. It is horrifically, horrifically bad.
@Maximaker02 6 жыл бұрын
Bob Schneider That's my point. He succeeded. He won.
@_12k70 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobthebear1246 Like, generally a "bad movie made bad on purpose" is to try and hit a spot like The Room, in which there's some confort on how bad it is, in which it can be made fun of or used as an example on what not to do... With this...there's nothing...the film was MADE TO BE BAD, AND TO BE BAD AT BEING BAD, nothing leads to nowhere, and there's only despair, but the movie WANTS that, it desires for you to hate it, and when you hate it, you realize it was able to make you feel something...not something good, but...something... It's a pretty bad movie, made to be bad, wacky ain't it?
@davidminor4213 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the final pre-credits line of "I'm ok Daddy" was added to avoid an NC-17
@blaisetelfer8499 3 жыл бұрын
You'd think the elephant sperm would be what pushed it over the edge
@frankmerker630 3 жыл бұрын
Dying children on screen trumps all else apparently
@DrDolan2000 2 жыл бұрын
No Country For Old Men was SUCH a good film; easily one of the best roles from Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, and Josh Brolin That coin toss scene was brilliant, the investigation was engaging, and the characters are interesting I honestly have no gripes I can think of!
@davidbelsky7697 6 жыл бұрын
James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... and This guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen.
@zoltanz288 6 жыл бұрын
Gunn was fired for being a pedo.
@firrigagamer8281 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Reality- I think it’s less about normalizing and more about taking it to such absurd levels it’s actually hilarious. It’s still distasteful and horrendous. But you can’t help admire how far they’re willing to take it and not apologize for any of it.
@christianlopez4418 6 жыл бұрын
Glenn B He did only joke about it and he did it 10 years ago. Apparently, joking about something a decade ago and becoming a better person afterwards deserves only hate and ridicule
@paulovinasrocha6166 6 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Reality that makes no sense. You are here just to attack people you dont like, not to ad someting to the conversation
@davidbelsky7697 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Reality If you really think making jokes about pedophilia is defending pedophilia, I really feel sorry for you. And by the way you’re throwing out “leftist “ and “bot” like rice cakes at a wedding... I really really REALLF feel sorry for you.
@acetrainerj3277 6 жыл бұрын
wow. Doug hasn't gone on a movie induced killing spree since master of disguise
@jessetorres8738 6 жыл бұрын
So, what was the point of parodying No Country For Old Men for this review?
@jfbrko290 4 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I watched this movie with the commentary on and there are some little fun facts about some of the scenes that were pointed out in this review. According to Tom, the "my ear just popped" thing was completely improvised because his ear actually did pop in the scene from chewing gum. Also, the surgery footage that Eddie Kaye Thomas's character Freddy was watching was actually the footage of Tom's cancer surgery.
@scarletspider119 3 жыл бұрын
🎵Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?🎵
@DaCableGuy 6 жыл бұрын
I’m telling ya, that thumbnail is gonna haunt me.
@jaredgagnon7342 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@JackMensahBonsu 6 жыл бұрын
Which part of the thumnail, Tom Green or Critic.
@DaCableGuy 6 жыл бұрын
Jack Mensah-Bonsu ...Yes.
@lostcause3720 6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of SCP-096
@JackMensahBonsu 6 жыл бұрын
@@DaCableGuy 😅😆😅😆😄
@GigaChadh976 6 жыл бұрын
You know, Tamara is actually really good at acting.
@Markunator 6 жыл бұрын
The Crimson fucker - She could probably succeed in Hollywood.
@SiroBenju 6 жыл бұрын
Low key. I've been saying for years, she has straight up non-internet talent!
@jintarokensei3308 6 жыл бұрын
Good cleavage too
@JoyfulJester6371 6 жыл бұрын
So is Doug especially here
@thelonewanderer1191 6 жыл бұрын
She's very, very good in many ways (if you know what i mean ;) )
@aealum2004 4 жыл бұрын
Is it me or are there moments when Tamara is sitting in the chair talking to Doug she could pass as being Gal Gadot sister.
@milovegas123 6 ай бұрын
Lol what are you talking about?
@Dunbie_ 2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually really impressed with Tamara’s acting in this one
@chayden153 6 жыл бұрын
Critic, I'm so sorry.
@judymcclenny9549 6 жыл бұрын
Cheyenne Hayden No, don't be sorry for him! He killed a crew member with a grenade over this review & actually considered diving into the pit of shut. Don't dice into the Pit of Shut, Critic! Choose the Xavier Pit!!!!!
@chayden153 6 жыл бұрын
@@judymcclenny9549 can you blame him? This movie is the cinematic equivalent to a lobotomy
@ushidolack 5 жыл бұрын
To be truly sorry is to join in the pain the critic had endeavored just for us. Otherwise sorry is just another word..... another phrase with no meaning to it
@naotatheendlessesper 5 жыл бұрын
@NERD Incorporated yes yes the document shut it brat I just hope you got over that dumb trend
@spaceracer23 6 жыл бұрын
what's worse: an artist striving for success and failing spectacularly, or one striving for failure and succeeding spectacularly?
@valterfara5027 6 жыл бұрын
The first one is funny and sad. The second one is Internet in a nutshell.
@chadrandall2153 4 жыл бұрын
Not only are The Nostalgia Critics reviews informative , entertaining as hell and hilarious , the sketches are incredibly funny . Laughter is the best medicine . I've been an avid watcher for years now . Thank you critic for making me laugh out loud .
@yayhandles 11 ай бұрын
This movie is a masterpiece and I learn something new every single time I watch it.
@lucasbell4831 6 жыл бұрын
Alright, so this is a double feature between Freddy Got Fingered and... No Country for Nostalgic Men?
@duranls1 6 жыл бұрын
Tom Green in this movie is making Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise look like a great multiple characters actor, Adam Sandler a Oscar performance comedian in Jack and Jill, and Eddie Murphy performance as Pluto Nash a master piece......
@duranls1 6 жыл бұрын
I know was intended to be not only bad but THE WORST, still is impressive this movie was produced by 3 people, 3 people throw money to Tom Green to direct and act in this rotten egg of a movie, did they though they would get money back or something positive out of this? Is just amazing the stupidity of people in some movies or shows, but this, this is downright "I don't give a shit about my career or my life choices anymore" bad.
@AugustusBohn0 4 жыл бұрын
this is 37 minutes of "that's the joke!"
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@prestonandjaxonstudios3625 4 жыл бұрын
21:34 *utter look of despair*
@levi_octavian 6 жыл бұрын
I'm terrified of what is behind that censor bar.
@p.z.arnott2329 6 жыл бұрын
Seen it. It's not worth it
@cradica 6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@petesmith9475 6 жыл бұрын
damn pc millennials missed this amazing oddity of a movie
@michaelfiordimondo3591 6 жыл бұрын
I thought everwing dragons had no fear! Was i wrong?
@BlazeDeval 6 жыл бұрын
OoOoOoh SpoOoOoOoky hoOoOoOorse schloOoOoOoOong!
@ryansalter2325 5 жыл бұрын
When Rip Torn was on his death bed and was asked if he had any regrets. ".......Freddy Got Fingered, maybe."
@donovanblackwelder4301 4 жыл бұрын
This is what kills him between MIB 2 &3
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 жыл бұрын
Hand sanitizer?
@anubusx 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂
@SCP-469 3 жыл бұрын
MAYBE!!!???
@prevara5162 3 жыл бұрын
he actually said tom green is one of the best directors he ever worked with
@terryfreedom9742 4 жыл бұрын
Freddy Got Fingered is one of the most shockingly hilarious movies ever made. Tom Green is a genius.
@supertransistor8762 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most insane, psychotic thing ever seen. It's gonna need some time before I stop screaming.
@hellhounddex666 5 жыл бұрын
this movie is a perfect example of the saying, “Just because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should do it.”
@toad6565 5 жыл бұрын
SweetTooth_FTW That’s kind of Tom Greens point. He didn’t really want to make a movie, so he just made the dumbest movie possible.
@hellhounddex666 5 жыл бұрын
but that still doesn’t change the fact that some people are not going to like the film even if it is the point
@dnmstarsi 5 жыл бұрын
@@hellhounddex666 So? He wanted to make a film like this when he got the chance and he was hyped to win Razzies for this flick. So what if people hate this film, he had a plan and he achieved it. People liking it was probably a bonus.
@jarrodedson5441 5 жыл бұрын
@@dnmstarsi Lolo fair enough also question
@kimifw58 5 жыл бұрын
"You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
@StickMaster500 6 жыл бұрын
I believe Nostalgia Critic would like some sausages
@DrewFr33m4nn 6 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 *_Daddy would you like some sausage?_*
@LuisLopez-fq5sz 6 жыл бұрын
Its always sausage with the both of you
@jareththegoblinking3191 6 жыл бұрын
You like hot dogs don't you?
@Forestxavier20 6 жыл бұрын
Wait... You look familiar... Weren't you mentioned in a Soundsmith or Robtheawsm video?
@Karmy. 6 жыл бұрын
It's a sausage party
@bignigga1008 5 ай бұрын
One of the best movies in existence
@shelby5809 Жыл бұрын
Proud? Proud. My favourite line in any cinematic masterpiece.
@silasvs 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that was an elaborate No Country For Old Men reference
@GroundhogDayisAWESOME 6 жыл бұрын
Called it!
@TennantJunkie1993 6 жыл бұрын
@@GroundhogDayisAWESOME Yes you did.
@retrauk 6 жыл бұрын
This movie was relentlessly advertised on one website during the period of it's release for a viral marketing campaign. Can you guess which website? Newgrounds. Of course it was Newgrounds.
@Luinta 6 жыл бұрын
I have lost any respect I once held for that site, and now wish to vacate my head of all early internet memories of it.
@issabeganovic8822 6 жыл бұрын
Lilith Henry Grow up... That was nearly 2 decades ago, they learned by now. Where would we be today without a creative platform that doesn’t regulate anything?
@jnoirj3124 6 жыл бұрын
+Issa Beganović "Where would we be today without a creative platform that doesn't regulate anything?" Kazakhstan. So, Aladeen or Aladeen?
@DecafInvidia 6 жыл бұрын
Pleasure Island?
@trentonmcclintock7836 4 жыл бұрын
Dude the "i taped it there for fun" line is honestly pretty funny
@louisduarte8763 3 жыл бұрын
24:00 "A Moose Once Bit My Sister" Monty Python reference?
@4nimeJax 6 жыл бұрын
For the longest time I thought this was a nightmare on elm street sequel...
@Bubbabyte99 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gmoney66 6 жыл бұрын
"If you laugh, he shoots you." And thus, it was the only act of terrorism in which everyone survived.
@BNGBlindWolf 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, the exact same time I read "If you laugh, he shoots you" on your comment the same time Critic said it in the video. That was crazy timing
@NintendoMeister2260 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@prestonandjaxonstudios3625 4 жыл бұрын
It is ironic that this film, the worst film ever, was made at the end of the so-called dark age of movies. In 2001.
@josephmonasky9495 2 жыл бұрын
That means The Room hasn't come close to becoming the worst movie of all time.
@gasjebasje99 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Green Ran so Eric Andre could ran faster
@Lakitu1134 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, Tamara's really good at dramatic acting
@umcevidyas8558 6 жыл бұрын
yea just like every other person in high school drama
@YourCrazyOverlord 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed! She could actually try like...real acting, and probably be incredible!
@thirushangovender5423 6 жыл бұрын
Overlord she is doing real acting. Just because Hollywood is the main source of media doesnt mean it's the only one. I think what Doug and the rest of the indie you tubers are doing is awesome. Tamara is great I wish her the best if she ever does get picked up by a major studio it will be sad to see her go
@supervenom1 6 жыл бұрын
Totally shes much better than rachel.
@armandosilvasjr.6019 6 жыл бұрын
Overlord Whoa whoa whoa, let’s take it easy there
@sageisokay1689 6 жыл бұрын
I'm just watching this before it gets taken down by KZfaq.
@enchantedgoldenapple221 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it probably will we all can predict that
@THGhost1337 6 жыл бұрын
At the very least it'll get demonitized.
@mychaeljones7526 6 жыл бұрын
HIGH QUALITY CONTENT
@donovanblackwelder4301 4 жыл бұрын
It's still here guys.
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 жыл бұрын
You're timing was very off.
@lloyddragon2036 2 жыл бұрын
it's an impressive feat that this movie was not rated nc-17. the title is a reference to the main character being molested by his father. i- THIS IS AN NC-17 MOVIE
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