RoboCop (2014) - Nostalgia Critic

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It failed to win over audiences and critics, but is there more to this Robo-reboot than meets the eye? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the 2014 remake of RoboCop.
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RoboCop is a 2014 American cyberpunk superhero action film directed by José Padilha and written by Joshua Zetumer, Nick Schenk, Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. It is a remake of the 1987 film of the same name also written by Neumeier and Miner. The film stars Joel Kinnaman as the title character, with Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Samuel L. Jackson, Abbie Cornish and Jackie Earle Haley in supporting roles.
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@WH250398 4 жыл бұрын

"That boring guy from Suicide Squad." "Which one?" Genius.

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@memberberry8242 4 жыл бұрын

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Memberberry why are you here then

@KombatantChampion 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Keaton: "Commissioner Gordon." Gary Oldman: "Batman." Holy shit! He's right!

@ajspice 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off!! Solid joke.

@abdullahnaji7224 3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Spice I friggin loved that. That reference just warms my heart

@BlueOysterStan 3 жыл бұрын

Robocop

@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@harkaway9006 6 ай бұрын

Gary Oldman would be *fantastic* as Batman.

@DrDolan2000 4 жыл бұрын

"And if they did their job right, your wife will have a toy, as well" *Robosex: This time, he's always ready for round two*

@Assn333 4 жыл бұрын

That would've been the best one. You win the internet for today.

@azraelangelofred 4 жыл бұрын

That was freakin' GREAT! LMAO!!!

@supersonicriley1847 4 жыл бұрын

Robo69 Nice

@vanillajack5925 3 жыл бұрын

More like "Robo-cock"......am i right??

@roguebritgravy1 3 жыл бұрын

This time it always works

@The_Fuse_Maestro11 3 жыл бұрын

Ok not gonna lie that “knock knock” and “why did the chicken cross the road” joke was pretty good

@Wandergirl108 2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU! I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else called out how amazing that joke was, thank you for getting it! XD

@shawnattwells5355 2 жыл бұрын

I'll buy that for a dollar.

@seraphimvalkyrin4543 5 жыл бұрын

Just an FYI. The brain surgery part is pretty accurate. They keep patients awake so that they can ask them questions so they can tell if they are in the right parts of the brain or not and to make sure they didn't accidentally damage something. Oh and there would be no "ouch" as the brain doesn't feel pain.

@theonlychickensama8353 5 жыл бұрын

Correct no pain receptors in the Brain

@Delphineas 5 жыл бұрын

You're wrong! Actually, no, you are right. I had a Deep Brain Stimulator implanted in 2013, and since my dystonia affected my neck and torso so much I was under for all of it. Which was alright with me, spasms or no there is no way in hell I wanted to be awake while they drilled holes in my skull. Not sure local anesthesia would have masked just how creepy that'd be.

@gothicMCRgirl 5 жыл бұрын

Seraphim Valkyrin Huh, I did not know that. Interesting but also sort of disconcerting too? Like, the fact that there are pain receptors everywhere in your body EXCEPT on arguably the most important organ.

@TheBoxingCannabyte 5 жыл бұрын

@@gothicMCRgirl No it makes plenty of sense if you understand evolutionary biology, all of our nerves stem from the brain, the skull is meant to protect the brain which is why you feel it in your skull, feeling it in the brain wouldn't make sense in terms of how the nervous system is developed and what we understand about the brain. It'd have to have a whole extra layer of "brain goo" or some kinda "brain muscle" for nerves to attach to to send signals into the brain and even then it wouldn't directly be the brain feeling pain. I hope that made sense. I suck at layman explanations when it comes to neurology and evolutionary biology more often than not (esp if you ask the people I teach! lol)

@gracekim25 5 жыл бұрын

Seraphim Valkyrin true. You feel pain where there’s nerves

@PauloVitorHMK 5 жыл бұрын

Malcolm being the Robocop Movie was legit a good twist.

@LuccianoBartolini 5 жыл бұрын

The best part is that we could have figured out considering it was mentioned in the previous episode that he was being cut to pieces.

@archivedaccount5990 5 жыл бұрын

Guess that explains what happened after the end of the Max Payne review.

@Liowen 5 жыл бұрын

@@madcap3450 To quote Mark Wahlburg, "What?! No!"

@Ermac_______________________69 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, should have watched the review before checking the comments lol doh

@darthsilliest9807 4 жыл бұрын

"Planes 3?... Was there a Planes 2?" "Wtf is planes?" "That is the right answer!" Yeah thats about right... 30:41

@TheGrimFamily 4 жыл бұрын

Better question WTF is Cars? i didn't care for that series of movies

@pickleproductions5736 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGrimFamily I mean, there's no reason for them to be cars at all, you could have done it with people just as well. And because they were cars, we now have the planes spinoff.

@coolnerdlll6053 3 жыл бұрын

Planes 2 was actually really good, nobody saw it because the first one was so bad.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@canalaovento8279 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, there's a good reason for this movie not being that good. This movie was directed by a brazilian director, José Padilha, who is a really good director (go watch the two Elite Squads.). In recent interviews, he said that he was really pressured by the studio, don't letting him with much creative fredom.

@Krendall2 3 жыл бұрын

Executive meddling: The bane of anything artistic or creative.

@ShazeemKhan 3 жыл бұрын

@@Krendall2 or even the joker

@en3525 3 жыл бұрын

Padillha is a hack. Elite squad is shit

@canalaovento8279 3 жыл бұрын

@@en3525 elaborate on that

@canalaovento8279 3 жыл бұрын

@Ahrun Mano isso seria foda kkkkk

@orvilleredenpiller338 5 жыл бұрын

RoboCrop - Without his suit, he might have just been a vegetable

@98953812 5 жыл бұрын

Perfect. XD

@cooperschlickau4062 5 жыл бұрын

🏆this is for you

@Kdot6_16 5 жыл бұрын

👐✋🤜✋✋

@sirshotty7689 4 жыл бұрын

Well he's already a vegetable Robocrop: cop on wheels

@kitsunekid16 4 жыл бұрын

RoboCrop - this time it's corny-er

@dbert1024 5 жыл бұрын

*Robocop about to show some emotion at the end* *Rapsittie Street Kids voice* “SHUT THAT DOOR”

@wikus2411 5 жыл бұрын

Please don't make me remember that movie...

@Ziomaletto 5 жыл бұрын

Dafaq, that was line from the Man himself, Mark Freakin' Hamill!

@noahblair3020 4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Arsene-cj1tq 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ziomaletto and you forgot he picked a project worse then.....whatever terrible movie he was in before Rapsittie street kids.

@gregorymirabella1423 4 жыл бұрын

the christmas tree was better

@lilgabbo2587 4 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic: “Robocoo, this time he’s a pigeon” Hollywood: “he just gave us a great idea”

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

The sequel for Spies in Disguise

@menanmate2006 Жыл бұрын

Hearing Doug do his own Duel of the Fates rendition was the best thing I've ever heard

@AaronTheBlackDragon 5 жыл бұрын

I really forgot that there was a reboot of RoboCop... wow.

@blammowammo5886 5 жыл бұрын

That's how forgettable it is.

@xgray2012 5 жыл бұрын

Ditto!

@logandh2 5 жыл бұрын

Which is really the worst thing you can say about a movie

@MatCor-ty7zi 5 жыл бұрын

Same. And I saw it!

@corvusala 5 жыл бұрын

I saw it and I can remember about 30 seconds of it.

@vrabo3026 5 жыл бұрын

...Why do his CGI lungs breath independently from his inhaling and exhaling?

@JVH960 5 жыл бұрын

and how do they breath without any sort of diaphragm?

@marvincdt 5 жыл бұрын

You dumbo he s dual vaping that s why

@1000000man1 5 жыл бұрын

Because the filmmakers don't actually understand how the lungs work. They just slap them on and make them move up and down.

@MarillSweatshirt 5 жыл бұрын

Bro you obviously don't vape.

@Grizabeebles 5 жыл бұрын

@@JVH960 -- if the containers the lungs are in works as a vacuum pump (aka. an "Iron lung"), they do the breathing for him. It's supposed to have a noticeable effect on how you talk though. Distinctive pauses and short sentences. Just watch some KZfaq videos about polio survivors, and you'll notice it as soon as you start looking for it.

@metaldragmire8539 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Your brain can’t feel any pain because it doesn’t have any pain receptors.

@coleslade 4 жыл бұрын

And quite a few brain surgeries take place with the patient awake as well.

@Guru_1092 3 жыл бұрын

Cool, but how the hell do headaches work then?

@coleslade 3 жыл бұрын

@@Guru_1092 Despite how they feel, especially the really bad ones like migraines, headaches aren't actually centered in the brain. The basic science is the nerves and blood vessels around the head and neck. The blood vessels can swell and the muscles can tighten and that's the source of the pain. Also keep in mind, there is more than one type of headache from basic to migraine and sinus. All of them are centered around the muscles of the head itself and not the brain. The brain is just receiving the pain signals from the nerves like any other kind of injury.

@metaldragmire8539 3 жыл бұрын

Guru Most headaches happen in the nerves, blood vessels and muscles that covers a person’s head and neck. So in reality headaches comes from what covers the brain or the scalp itself, but it can also take place inside the temples as well.

@justnoah9334 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like an intentional design flaw

@TheBlueArmageddon 5 ай бұрын

24:05 This aged so well!!

@Maniac4Bricks 5 жыл бұрын

29:35 missed opportunity to call it a RoboFlop

@wesusaa 5 жыл бұрын

IKR I THOUGHT THAT TOO

@Futurestarra 5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad someone said it

@AbMaSync 5 жыл бұрын

I'd buy that for a dollar. (The comment, not the Flop)

@juhaniaho6698 5 жыл бұрын

ROBOFLOP: This Time, It's Forgettable.

@officialtrailers9075 5 жыл бұрын

Maniac4Bricks or RoboCrap, RoboCunt, RoboCock, etc.

@gokuxsephiroth4505 5 жыл бұрын

You keep talking about the hypothetical Robocop game about a man getting augmented and it being a game about choice and actions- I believe that's called Deus Ex, Critic- and yes, it turned out great.

@fazza2560 5 жыл бұрын

Goku x Sephiroth I actually just started Human Revolution and thought the same thing while I watched it. Also, nice name.

@alexandrehenrique7203 4 жыл бұрын

Then the second game came along...and the third...it wasnt bad but...yeah the second game was kind of...shortish...third one was...i felt like i was the most famous man in the world yet all i do is punch people and be a bitter jerkass...but yeah i love them all

@TopHatProductions115 4 жыл бұрын

We need the studio who made Dues Ex to do Robocop.

@Krendall2 3 жыл бұрын

@John Collins I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

@ShazeemKhan 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy would love that game for sure

@TheEngwall 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen Joel Kinnaman in a bunch of movies over here in Sweden. He's a great actor (watch the Johan Falk-movies). The studio didn't give him a good script, but he clearly did well with what he got.

@TheOnlyToblin Жыл бұрын

He's also pretty good in Altered Carbon. He just needs an actual script. Not...whatever this was.

@lanikmueller9318 4 жыл бұрын

Just for the record, Elite Squad is a masterpiece and if you ever wonder how things are here in Brazil, that movie is pretty accurate

@TigreRG 3 жыл бұрын

But is not in english so fuck it! /SARCASM

@en3525 3 жыл бұрын

It's actually a shit movie

@cauaviniciusguedes1434 3 жыл бұрын

@@en3525robocop is, not tropa de elite or elite squad, it's because is a national brazilian movie and not international american movie, and it's so realistic to all the scenarios in own country of crimes and violence, the director know how to do brazillian action movie, but not american one.

@a7000zo 5 жыл бұрын

- Do you remember any of the Robocop reboot? • We just reviewed it. ▪ And? • *I can't remember a thing* Lmao

@centosx6643 5 жыл бұрын

Omg i just finished the video and i only remember the sponsor

@geoffreysorkin5774 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, there was a Robocop reboot?

@alexandrehenrique7203 4 жыл бұрын

The sad part is i can see it 80-90 times and i just remember the skits

@masterzoroark6664 4 жыл бұрын

Put a square peg in a round hole

@davidsumner7604 3 жыл бұрын

I liked the first act when it commented on the increasing use of drones in warfare. I think that's a really interesting concept of how foreign policy would be influenced if we no longer had to worry about human casualties in our foreign wars and how authoritative the government would become if they had an unlimited police force to control us. I don't think it did enough with it though.

@ForgottenHonor0 5 жыл бұрын

Actually that chicken/knock-knock joke was kinda funny.

@the_criminal_mastermind 3 жыл бұрын

It made chuckle a bit

@cinemawiz8742 4 жыл бұрын

“You look like the Mega man version of Get Out.” 😂

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Canada1994 3 жыл бұрын

Film shows American military style machines "promote peace and freedom" Me: Yeah that pretty much sums up Wilsonian Interventionism

@swagzagoon2596 3 жыл бұрын

A very specific comparison, I congratulate you for that.

@Canada1994 3 жыл бұрын

@@swagzagoon2596 Thanks I'm Canadian and I only know of Wilsonian Interventionism from Alternate History Hub's what if Wilson lost the 1912 election video.

@Canada1994 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackzimmy8461 especially now with all the stuff named after him being renamed after Floyd's death last year

@xBirdOfHermes 5 жыл бұрын

The saddest part of the remake was that it was just boring. It wasn't good, and it wasn't overly bad. It just kinda happened. :/

@joshuawillis602 5 жыл бұрын

BirdOfHermes couldn’t disagree more

@tiefighter3445 5 жыл бұрын

Very boring and CGI was crap.

@joshuawillis602 5 жыл бұрын

TieFighter34 so wrong

@El-Gato69 5 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, I honestly don't remember this movie existing.

@joshuawillis602 5 жыл бұрын

Dead Boi your problem

@donalddewar1502 5 жыл бұрын

"Rated PG-13!" - 2019's answer to "A Family Picture!"

@motor4X4kombat 5 жыл бұрын

Naah that work better with pg rated films, hell he use it with Wild wild west beeing pg-13 replacing it with " a stupid line"

@mysticmind4563 3 жыл бұрын

And to quote a bit of Rob, "Fuck PG-13."

@austinmorrison6953 3 жыл бұрын

Remember when “PG-13” actually meant something? Pepperidge Farm remembers

@raymondvanderbunt5063 4 жыл бұрын

8:22 Throwing in the sleepy Mrs. Doubtfire camera worker was genius. It reflected the whole movie in a nutshell right there.

@lenerdhill2928 3 жыл бұрын

From 27:30 to 27:48. The "little spurts and hands" part had me laughing for a good minute or two.

@comicloverdoesstuff8967 5 жыл бұрын

Keaton: Make it black NC as Baruchel: Is it because you're Batman? NC as Keaton: Because I'm Batman Instant like

@constantravens4800 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Dim4323 5 жыл бұрын

Christian bale batman: dose it come on black.

@DrDolan2000 4 жыл бұрын

Robocop (1987) - A kick-ass movie with an awesome villain that the relatable protagonist has a vandetta against and bloody good action! Robocop (2014) - That happened?

@Andros2709 4 жыл бұрын

Good point. Clarence Boddicker is one of the best movie villains ever, and the members of his gang are memorable too... and let's not forget Dick Jones, the white-collar mastermind villain.

@galenirby3553 3 жыл бұрын

Both of the movies suck

@someone0 3 жыл бұрын

@@galenirby3553 r/woooosh

@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын

Until I saw this on the side thingie watching another video, I never knew the 2014 Robocop movie even existed.

@doh4828 3 жыл бұрын

@@galenirby3553 probably because you’re a sucker

@JordanWeberMusic 4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a RoboCop game like Doug had mentioned. The psychological battle of having control over your thoughts and actions and/or the struggle between man and machine, artificial intelligence vs. human intelligence. With what Telltale did with licensed properties like The a Walking Dead and Batman, had they stayed afloat, I would have loved to see them take on this property and make a good decision based narrative. I just wish it would branch more like Quantic Dream’s Detroit: Become Human, as big a task as that would be.

@JurassicReptile Жыл бұрын

well there is Robocop Rouge City coming out eventually.

@darthnoir6370 Жыл бұрын

I know it's been years, but Deus Ex provides that exact experience :)

@zortrax492 6 ай бұрын

Sir you are served

@jimboswamps5602 6 ай бұрын

Rogue city!!!! Play it! It’s awesome!

@facemouther 4 жыл бұрын

"YodelCop, It was good in Baby Driver. Not here."

@neoravencroft 5 жыл бұрын

"This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials." IT'S KOREAN!!!

@videopro60 5 жыл бұрын

I feel you man..... I feel you

@MichelleOfDarkness 5 жыл бұрын

Daryl Dixon: Whatever lol

@wellthismachinekills3809 5 жыл бұрын

That just makes it funnier !!

@juon91 5 жыл бұрын

I'm Korean and I kinda don't want to let the worlds know that we made ads that robocop came out from TV and eat chicken so...I let him think it was Japanese...the other world for that matter...in fact I relieve he didn't use it his ads review.

@drunkenhobo8020 5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I'm fairly sure Japan still considers Korea rightfully part of Japan.

@movienerds7790 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: this reboot was originally supposed to be much more in tone with the original in terms of violence and gore, even going for an R rating. But the studio cut the budget necessary for it so they pretty much had to water it down.

@arx3516 5 жыл бұрын

I agree, otherwise why did they hire the director of Tropa d'Elite?

@aidangordon2713 5 жыл бұрын

MGM, how the mighty have fallen...

@Lucaz99 5 жыл бұрын

ARX 351 yes, Elite Squad was so gritty and violent, this director seemed like an perfect choice.

@katietaylor8314 5 жыл бұрын

Yet another movie ruined by studio meddling.

@RoodeMenon 5 жыл бұрын

Violence, gore or sex would still not have made this work, there has to be a context. The original script had energetic dialogue, and direction from a European with a genuine dislike of American capitalism and had real war experience. the odd paring of american script with foreign film maker magically worked with Robocop. It was the perfect combination of American action story with a Dutch angle.

@satoshikatsumoto9007 6 ай бұрын

24:01 This aged so damn well.

@Mr.Pallanza 4 жыл бұрын

9:50 *_THE GODFATHER INSERT KILLED ME 🤣🤣😂🤣_*

@mikew1507 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Jose Padilha is actually a pretty decent filmmaker. He directed the surprise hit Elite Squad in 2007, created and produces "Narcos", and his Elite Squad sequel is still the biggest box office hit of all time in Brazil. Most of his work deals with numerous social issues with great skill, and from what I heard, he intended to make a smart, socially aware Robocop reboot film, but apparently studio interference ruined the movie. He told his pal Fernando Meirelles (director of the acclaimed "City of God") the following: "He is saying that it is the worst experience. For every 10 ideas he has, 9 are cut. Whatever he wants, he has to fight. It's hell here. I have never suffered so much and do not want to do it again." A few years later, Padilha said: "I didn't have the creative freedom I needed. I spent 90% of the time fighting the studio. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film. I will think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again. I got into this Hollywood business thinking that I could make the film I wanted, with my cinema criteria. My mistake."

@ToaKoran 5 жыл бұрын

You know, it'll never make any god damned sense to me why we even have "director" as an actual job in film if the studios are just going to hand them a paycheck, push them in a chair, and tell them to shut up. I mean, they're in the industry as a fucking director in the first place, because they want to be the one making the fucking movie! Directors more often than not know how to make good movies, and studios more often than not hire a director BECAUSE the have a history directing good movies, so it'll never cease to amaze, and piss me off why the hell a studio is going to hire a director for their movie if the whole time they're there they're going to deny them ANY creative control, and act like they can do it better than them. Does the fucking movie industry even know how the hell movies are made, anymore?

@sushestvobezvolnoe 5 жыл бұрын

I guess the studio took him to make "Elite squad 3" in english. Both elite squads are a perfect example of reverse robocop, where cops are losing their humanity because of social issues. And that assumed to be a twist in the old story of robocop. But USA isn't that cruel and most importantly people wouldn't watch this.

@MegaSoulHero 5 жыл бұрын

Not even Michael Keaton was able to save this movie.

@smithwesson1896 5 жыл бұрын

Or Gary Oldman

@burnthetrolls5971 5 жыл бұрын

Those three legends couldn't save that movie now that is fuking saying something, someone animate how that is fuking saying something I will wait

@eddieolshefski6467 5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately he, Gary Oldman and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson couldn't save this reboot.

@blackvial 5 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed it

@moviegirlaka 5 жыл бұрын

No the bad after you put it in its grave even a trailer

@TheseBitchesWantNikes 3 жыл бұрын

16:10 is the best part of this whole review.

@Marvell3000 4 жыл бұрын

Hocus Pocus by Focus is an amazing song though. So glad to hear it in a film. It fit the scene here and in Baby Driver.

@kelp7060 4 жыл бұрын

It's good to see some people know the progressive rock classics. Glad to see it used anywhere really.

@randomguy2518 4 жыл бұрын

Prefer Gary Hoey's take on it......no yodelling

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

Also Trolls World Tour 😂😂😂

@ManinTidyWhities 5 жыл бұрын

22:26 Dammit, you missed the opportunity to call the bike ROBOCOCK!

@theinanimateobjectlover6491 4 жыл бұрын

Avgn already made that joke

@brianstraight9308 5 жыл бұрын

You can get away with one F-Bomb in a PG-13 movie but it has to be in a non-sexual context. Calling someone a "mother-f'er" is a sexual context.

@theblocksays 5 жыл бұрын

Sam Jackson really doesn't discriminate what scripts are offered to him outside of guaranteed hits with Marvel does he.

@tovrobi5097 5 жыл бұрын

But didn't "motherfucker" has the same context as "asshole"?

@tovrobi5097 5 жыл бұрын

@@zenmanlovesgames9906 that the literary meaning. In "fuck" in context of fucking would be "I fucked that bitch three times." Or is it?

@hanakoisbestgirl4752 5 жыл бұрын

But calling someone a fucker isnt sexual? That's the way it was used in Bruce Almighty, Bruce called someone a fucker

@BigMac87963 5 жыл бұрын

Hanako is best girl it’s more of an insult, but depends on the context. “I hate you, you fucker!” - insult “You’re a better fucker than your sister. I only lasted 3 minutes.” - sexual

@raindownchoas 4 жыл бұрын

28:42 kills me every time "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

@blaquephyrekendra1779 4 жыл бұрын

11:56 I wouldn't want my family to see me like that either. this is honestly way more emotional than you're giving it credit for

@spike_-pw9iz Жыл бұрын

yea idk why everyone has a stick up there ass about this movie i think it was a great movie and wish theyd make more of them

@francisoffilth7953 Жыл бұрын

Strongly disagree. As a father myself there is no way in hell if I found out I died and had a chance to see my kids and still be in their lives I wouldn’t take it. Even I was a talking eyeball. Anything to see and spend time with my children. Stone cold saying just say I’m dead without a second of hesitation is beyond stupid. Unless the movie portrayed him as a bad husband and father who hates being around his family then yes it would have hit stronger. They didn’t though.

@dakotalane7983 11 ай бұрын

@francisoffilth7953 He looks like a monster, a twisted malformation of what little organs he has remaining. He doesn't want to be seen as a monster to his family when he died an officer of the law, a hero. The entire movie is him accepting that his actions make him the hero and his family would continue to love him no matter what. I'm a father as well but the last thing I want my kids to see is their father as a sack of fucked up organs barely kept alive by a permanent suit of armor that I have little to no actual control over. Alex died as a hero, RoboCop was born a weapon.

@francisoffilth7953 11 ай бұрын

@@dakotalane7983 well sure but I’d still figure out a way to still see them. I mean if they can take a dead person and transfer him into a robot. I’m sure they could come up with a way to FaceTime my family and look normal.

@LobasFavoriteChair 4 ай бұрын

It really isn't tho.

@EmanGameplay 5 жыл бұрын

Detroit: Become Robocop is basically Connor from that game

@BlueAmpharos 5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Detroit: Become Human when he said it could be a game, and the way the windows look like "Uploading evidence files" has a similar look to the border the options you can select and such have.

@annienord7203 5 жыл бұрын

Yup my thought exactly

@YouCanCallMeXoe 5 жыл бұрын

I'd still rather watch this film than give Mr. Ze Bad Game any money :P

@gasternecross 4 жыл бұрын

@@YouCanCallMeXoe detroit is an amazing game

@JesauV64 5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie i actually forgot the robocop reboot existed

@gmoney66 5 жыл бұрын

Considering the first film had two sequels, a huge toy line and an animated series, this is more of a de-boot.

@campkira 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it been while.

@Mr_Original 5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I didn't know this was a reboot. XD

@mr.lafitte336 5 жыл бұрын

You think you're special because of it?

@eviltom17 5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@AnalogWolf 2 жыл бұрын

The POV opening here is just SPOT ON, well done. Absolutely hilarious along with the review, it sums up my feelings of the film very well.

@remyrichardson8614 4 жыл бұрын

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" Me with anything I like ever.

@CoffeeManiac20 5 жыл бұрын

"Commisioner Gordon" "Batman" or "Sirius Black" "Vulture"

@Tamaki742 5 жыл бұрын

The first one makes more sense considering the same franchise.

@superapm9620 5 жыл бұрын

SeekerMillan _Wooooooosh_

@ciarancrombie3045 5 жыл бұрын

Or beetle juice and Dracula, I can name two characters they played with no connection too

@ChaseMC215 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Gordon and Batman FTW

@gmoney66 4 жыл бұрын

"Rosencrantz" "Dogberry"

@waterlily7343 5 жыл бұрын

I guess it is totally fair to expect a more emotional response from characters in films. But in real life reunions are often awkward and unsatisfying cause people don't know what to say or do. So, at least that one scene, i get why it is the way it is.

@WillcraftAnimations 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but even with that, people still express emotions. Maybe nothing big like tears and hugs, but small things like facial expressions and uncertain glances. The actors' deadpan looks in most of those scenes is what kills it.

@MoonShadowWolfe 5 жыл бұрын

If only it were different from what came before, that could be the motivation.

@ZechsMerquise73 5 жыл бұрын

I do think the failings with the family were because the director was trying to make the Robocop and his family "realistic" and "average Americans".

@Konkretertyp 5 жыл бұрын

Wait, your reunions are mostly so emotionless and awkward?

@dujeanhickling61 5 жыл бұрын

@@Konkretertyp awkward yes but there is at less smiles all around.

@genarohonoriorengifo8317 4 жыл бұрын

"the goal is to die on television just like an Oscar host" xD hahaaha good one.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@retsaweman 3 жыл бұрын

10:55 "This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials" *Shows a KOREAN Robocop commercial* Ok then

@a.melanoleuca2247 5 жыл бұрын

14:51 NC, your brain does not have pain receptors (i.e. nociceptors). But the tissue layers, like the meninges, does. If Murphy's head is already exposed, then you don't need anesthetics to operate on the brain.

@perw12345 5 жыл бұрын

Also, brain surgery is usually performed with the patient being conscious, it allows the surgeon to immediately be informed of anything funny going on.

@a.melanoleuca2247 5 жыл бұрын

{Haggis442312} I wanted to add that but too much text bogs down people. And yes, that is true. However, when I was shadowing a neurosurgeon, some of the other neurosurgeons I met did craniotomies with the patient out. It really depends on the operation being performed.

@RealDSY 5 жыл бұрын

Ok you have no nerves in the brain but wouldnt it still hurt to have the top of your head removed from your body

@dancepiglover 5 жыл бұрын

@@RealDSY You have lots of nerves in the brain, just not the kind for feeling. Yes, the flesh and bone outside of the brain can feel plenty!

@beastwarsFTW 5 жыл бұрын

@@RealDSY true but Robocop had a brain case not a skull so...why did they put him under?

@joeljames2683 5 жыл бұрын

Fallout 76 joke, I'll be honest I did not see that coming in a Robocop (2014) review.

@stephano1019 5 жыл бұрын

That or a jab at Fortnite

@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 5 жыл бұрын

To robocops defense. It did look like a better game

@AceDreamer 5 жыл бұрын

the roasts are real.

@zackbrangen1528 5 жыл бұрын

That and The Fortnight joke made this review Dated

@Skip2TheEnd 5 жыл бұрын

That’s not hard!

@natemododragon9969 3 жыл бұрын

That “Why did the chicken cross the road” joke was fantastic, I don’t care what anyone says 😂😂😂

@gamegeekz1 11 ай бұрын

24:00 funny how he mentioned that and now there is literally going to be a robocop game called robocop rouge city and in fact there are choices that will affect the outcome of the ending

@poundbagcom 5 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, My local Dollar Tree has the BLU-RAY - and I mean a ton of them. Everytime I walk by the display, I say, wont buy that for a dollar!

@tiefighter3445 5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha! Yeah, I see that movie at Big Lots all the time.

@KillThad 5 жыл бұрын

I mean, I'd buy it for a dollar. No more, though.

@SlenWash 5 жыл бұрын

If I could like that comment twice, I would.

@geekhut6296 4 жыл бұрын

I got mine from Dollar Tree

@JackSilver1410 4 жыл бұрын

The fuck are you doing shopping at dollar tree? I have to do inventory there all the time, they are the most universally filthy stores imaginable and their fat bitch of a DM makes me realize what it must be like to work for Jabba the Hutt. Have some self respect, fucking walmart is better..

@marquisyarosh9785 5 жыл бұрын

"That sun is not a cooperative actor!" I *never* thought I would hear that about the sun xD

@mslightbulb 4 жыл бұрын

If you ask any photography director, they’ll probably tell you the same, poor guys are obsessed with it.

@jimtheedcguy4313 3 жыл бұрын

Shut up about the sun.... SHUT, UP, ABOUT, THE, SUN!

@jeepamir508 3 жыл бұрын

12:15 - Are you kidding me?! In the original Murphy never saw what's left of him underneath the armor. Here he's not programmed, he's still himself, with personality... And just saw that the only parts of his body that remained were his hand, lungs, neck, heart and head... That itself IS enough to drive a man crazy, depressed and suicidal.

@cartoonmaster2401 4 жыл бұрын

when you put in the subtitles the line "I'm the Nostalgia Critic" turns into "I'm gonna stab the Critic" XD

@tyrelllowery2074 5 жыл бұрын

"You look like the MegaMan version of Get Out." Webby candidacy 2019 confirmed.

@berryberran8236 4 жыл бұрын

12:34 "and if they did their job right so will your wife!" true but will murphy enjoy the playtime as well? Seems kinda unfair in that situation to be honest here.

@dechlansparrow7430 4 жыл бұрын

It should have things connecting to his brain for him to feel pleasure.

@senatorarmstrong3983 4 жыл бұрын

The whole Iran scene is more relevant now, well except the robots

@gezi5927 3 жыл бұрын

How is it more relevant now than it was then?

@user-bt3yt8lh5y 3 жыл бұрын

@@gezi5927 Idk when is the peak relevance of Iran commentary, but I really think it was super good: The boy lost his dad in a grusome way and then commited suicide in a badass way, only to have the (insert) News anchor use the tragedy to further the narrative that this invasion is a great thing for the Iranians. It showed just how dangerous it is to have some charismatic, super opinionated douche influence our views on legislation and inform us of a certain group's best interest.

@gezi5927 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-bt3yt8lh5y true

@Marcelelias11 2 жыл бұрын

"Except the robots" ... yet!

@dancepiglover 5 жыл бұрын

PG-13? We saw a less graphic brain in "Hannibal."

@finaltouchstudio_ 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best spoof intros ever! Well done, Doug

@MegatronRacing237 3 жыл бұрын

WTF.. I didn’t realise the lion made that noise at the beginning 😐😐🤣🤣🤣

@IsaiahRichards692 3 жыл бұрын

When he calls Detroit beautiful, I can’t help but think of “Take Him to Detroit!”

@caseygibson7266 5 жыл бұрын

That shot of just his lungs, head and hand are probably the best part of this movie.

@blondbraid7986 5 жыл бұрын

The one good part of the movie.

@akatoshslayer7599 5 жыл бұрын

The scene just brings to focus how much of him was actually left earlier in the movie. He had an arm, leg, entire torso, neck, and head. So where did the other parts go?.

@samueljones3668 4 жыл бұрын

@@akatoshslayer7599 In the bin, they did mention that there was so much tissue damage it was impossible to reuse his limbs, they couldn't do a Vader and just stick Cybernetics to his stumps.

@nickisactor 5 жыл бұрын

I felt so bad for the Malcolm Robocop : (

@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын

ROBO-MALCOLM! This time, he was killed by pirates.

@Scarletdex8299 3 жыл бұрын

Can we have a full version of that "Duel of Fates" funny cover?

@JONAH_918 3 жыл бұрын

11:29 Robocrop: this time, he's organic

@Amenema 5 жыл бұрын

Robo-mess? You could have gone with robo-FLOP! ROBO-FLOP!!!

@rev0568 4 жыл бұрын

You'd need to clean it up with a robo-mop

@jabler3529 4 жыл бұрын

@@rev0568 You need to robo-stop these puns.

@scribese7en 4 жыл бұрын

"This time, it all goes south."

@edmontonboy99 3 жыл бұрын

@@jabler3529 Why don’t you robo-stop these robo-puns you Robo-cop!

@jabler3529 3 жыл бұрын

@@edmontonboy99 Already pulled the robo-cop pun, mate!

@zrixie7695 5 жыл бұрын

Love the Fallout 76 joke

@stephano1019 5 жыл бұрын

Country Roads, take me home!

@DF-mw1sh 5 жыл бұрын

Fallout 76 is a joke

@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын

Can't believe I wanted to actually get that game. Good rendition of Country Roads, though.

@stephano1019 5 жыл бұрын

@@b3rz3rk3r9 The only good thing from that game

@the_criminal_mastermind 3 жыл бұрын

The games better now then what it was

@Phantom.Gaming64 6 ай бұрын

Well, it took 9 years after this movie that we got a proper RoboCop -game, and thankfully, it has NOTHING to do with this movie. Instead it's in the continuity of the original movies, taking place after RoboCop 2.

@kidninja8331 7 ай бұрын

Critic fucking predicated a Robocop game 4 years ago, Robocop Rogue City literally has choice and psychological decisions that hinge on Robocops 3 prime directives, be more human or machine.

@Danielmoreira246 5 жыл бұрын

Doug's version of duel of the fates is very relatable

@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын

I'm sort of scratching my head on how a Robocop remake that invloves the likes of Samuel Jackson , Michael Keaton , and Garry Oldman could possibly fail.

@brianturnbough4955 5 жыл бұрын

Change the color, RoboCop is not Batman.

@brianstraight9308 5 жыл бұрын

Such is the power of Joel Kinnaman/

@javierpowell4705 5 жыл бұрын

Good Actors Don't make a movie,

@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын

@@javierpowell4705 Yeah , but it could've worked

@javierpowell4705 5 жыл бұрын

@@BugsyFoga yeah of course, any idea could work, the premise is interesting and great actors could never detract from that, problem is in execution my friend

@TrenchMan93 2 жыл бұрын

The Director: “RoboCop” was a “stressful experience.” “I didn’t have the creative freedom I needed,” says Padilha. “I spent 90% of the time fighting. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film.” Padilha also says that he would “think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again,” and that he’d “rather face the reality than make movies about superheroes.”

@SinatoFilms 4 жыл бұрын

And now Robocop is about to be in Mortal Kombat 11 as a playable character with tons of callbacks to the first movie. So things worked out in the end.

@the_criminal_mastermind 3 жыл бұрын

Absolute win

@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 5 жыл бұрын

"Dead or alive you're coming with me" he meant that if he dies, then Keaton dies too, but if he stays alive, RoboCop is taking him in. Kind of like saying, "I'll see you in hell." It made perfect sense.

@1ntoTheAbyss 4 жыл бұрын

Or ya know it just means Either he's taking Keaton in dead or alive. It's not really that deep.

@SadCat-gd7td 5 жыл бұрын

Damn nostalgia critic came after my life with that fall out 76 joke 😂

@dubstepbeecorsi6892 4 жыл бұрын

i dont know man somehow i get it and dont get it

@meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon8240 4 жыл бұрын

He came after your life... WHAT???

@Mr.Scott86 4 жыл бұрын

Your life must suck

@tommyboyladylova 4 жыл бұрын

I actually love the ideas in this remake although the execution isn’t always perfect. Maybe just a tad too harsh on the film. I’d go see the sequel if they ever make one

@elsocavon295 4 жыл бұрын

WHY do I always end up watching nostalgia critic at 2am I NEED SLEEP

@user-bt3yt8lh5y 3 жыл бұрын

Still better than creepypastas, conspiracies or things that make you nihilistic.

@sketchydude8431 5 жыл бұрын

. . . *Well the chart says-*

@pinknet9811 5 жыл бұрын

*FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE CHART SAYS!!!*

@MrSuperbeast92 5 жыл бұрын

@@pinknet9811 Well the chart says...

@jasoncase9481 5 жыл бұрын

Hollywood remaking a freakin terrific movie that didn't need a damn remake. Hollywood improve bad or awful movies that could be good or great with remakes such as Doom, Double Dragon, Fist of the North Star, The Shadow, Ghost Rider, The Guyver, The Wraith, Daredevil, Island Claws, The Phantom, etc. Not remake good or terrific movies because that isn't the damn purpose of a freakin remake.

@kimifw58 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I would love to see a remake of Laserblast.

@DantevKratos 4 жыл бұрын

The Guyver....😮

@jasoncase9481 4 жыл бұрын

Jon Dante I don’t know why that shocks you The 1st movie is a unfaithful adaptation including with insufferable villains and a not charismatic hero

@desmondellis5734 4 жыл бұрын

Fully agree on Doom, FOTNS, Shadow, and Guyver but the Wraith needs to stay in the 80's with that amazing 80's soundtrack!

@jasoncase9481 4 жыл бұрын

Desmond Ellis No it doesn’t. I want to see a remake with the car being used because of a bigger budget.

@gregofcanada4494 4 жыл бұрын

"Different, scares people!" Quote of the decade.

@darkreflection9087 Жыл бұрын

14:43 actually it’s considered standard clinical practice to keep the patient awake for brain surgery and the brain itself doesn’t feel pain so it wouldn’t hurt Edit 14:47 so now ow

@jessetorres8738 5 жыл бұрын

You know, Doug is right. A Robocop video game where you make the choices would be awesome since there have been several other games that have done this other the past decade (Infamous, Detroit Become Human, Red Dead Redemption, Beyond 2 Souls, The Walking Dead) that it could work with RoboCop as well.

@smithwesson1896 5 жыл бұрын

There WAS a RoboCop game on Xbox......

@smithwesson1896 5 жыл бұрын

Walk the line between human and machine

@dastvan8002 5 жыл бұрын

So Detroit: become human with a writer who isn't deluded to the point of it being comical

@manuelalbertoromero9528 5 жыл бұрын

@@dastvan8002 Uuuhhh...Yeah?

@louisduarte8763 5 жыл бұрын

A cyberpunk, choice-driven game about a nearly dead guy having his body rebuilt with robotics, with action sequences, swearing, blood, and criticism of corporations having too much power? And set in Detroit? Dude, that's Deus Ex: Human Revolution! They even make Robocop jokes in the Detroit Police Station.

@SakuNeku 5 жыл бұрын

Critic, not knowing Elite Squad? For shame, it's a great movie, a nice insight into the Brazilian slums, their equivalent of the SWAT forces, and the relationship between crime, the police, and even political leaders and organizations in the sequel

@nicktechnubyte1184 5 жыл бұрын

SakuNeku I’m not surprised, he doesn’t even know what steampunk is! Who doesn’t know steampunk?!

@noplesnono9656 5 жыл бұрын

@@nicktechnubyte1184 the game?

@NoHandle44 4 жыл бұрын

11:26 I'm surprised that he didn't make a joke on how it's a miracle that Alex wasn't shut down with his face in the water and drowned.

@Creshex8 2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if that only occurred to me!

@moonknightanimations1251 4 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic: "This is the only scene in Iran!" Me: "Ummmmmmm......"

@BigMac87963 5 жыл бұрын

Loved the Fallout 76 joke. Was not expecting that lol

@thestwinner680 5 жыл бұрын

It's FUNNY because it's TRUE haha ;)

@cynd3r339 5 жыл бұрын

A moment of silence for anyone who places any kind of positive feelings in Bethesda “SUCKERS”

@samuelparchment1908 5 жыл бұрын

That came out of left field. But it made me strangely excited to hear him rag on Fallout 76 and know that he too is following the cluster that is this game.

@geekhut6296 4 жыл бұрын

RoboCrop: This time, it's a piece of crop.

@hackman669 4 жыл бұрын

It was made in China!!! Literally the new Robo-Crap was made in a Chinese toy factory. It's in the movie!!!

@KyleBeatz 3 жыл бұрын

classic

@battledroidcommander4513 4 жыл бұрын

I love the part when he was singing the Darth Maul fight

@JamesTravisDawes 2 жыл бұрын

Duel of The Fates score

@malevolententity3182 4 жыл бұрын

Roboflop: This time it was forgotten

@breadman5125 5 жыл бұрын

They need to make a movie where Michael Keaton returns as Batman, set in the Tim Burton movies, and pretty much make a true Dark Knight Returns adaptation.

@NimhLabs 5 жыл бұрын

Or go the Terry McGinnis direction, and have it be a Batman Beyond movie. It would be great to see little cameos of an elderly Amanda Waller--who is still built like an absolute unit and kicking ass albiet, she is... evil is not the correct word for Amanda Waller... And because DCEU likes to go dark and stuff, we can have some cloned Batman Hitlers also as the main goal of the Batman Beyond project, with Terry McGinnis just being a somewhat unexpected successful prototype. With several other attempts not resulting in usable outcomes. Yes... I am flat out saying I could see Amanda Waller going around genetically modifying many police men to have Batman's genetic semen in their eggs. Not even for work--just as like a hobby. Some elderly ladies knit sweaters, Amanda Waller commits large acts that completely reshape ethics and morality discussions in directions that would not have been possible without her little gift and knack. The sort of elderly woman that the Joker knows to leave alone... he knows better.

@Ryan2142 5 жыл бұрын

I have thought the same thing for YEARS! There's no reason they can't do it too. They seem to not give a shit about having all the stuff being in the same universe with the Joker movie coming and so on.

@TheRezro 5 жыл бұрын

They could make something like Batman of the Future. It would work really well.

@gungriffen 5 жыл бұрын

An Original concept would be to combine the two. Dark Knight Returns I, Keaton as Batman. Dark Knight Returns II, Terry as Batman.

@c0mpu73rguy 5 жыл бұрын

Katrina Payne I would LOVE that, as a big Batman Beyond fan.