the tomcat showed up

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@steedproductions9967 8 ай бұрын

As a F-22 crewcheif you are the reason i now believe my planes are now very mad at all times over not getting into fights with the enemy

@Yellowpikachu1 8 ай бұрын

how hard is it to maintain one in combat and one not in combat

@america8706 8 ай бұрын

@@Yellowpikachu1They unfortunately don't know :(

@benjammin3798 8 ай бұрын

Well then, I would be inclined to say unofficial Mission Raptorize Their Calm was a complete success. Nicely done, HL!

@Candyrock87 8 ай бұрын

The machine spirits are restless.

@IgoByaGo 8 ай бұрын

@@Candyrock87 all praise the Omnisiah.

@a_lol_cat 8 ай бұрын

We have a plane designed around a gun, a plane designed around a missile, and a state designed around a man doing questionable things…yep it’s all here boys, USA!

@ronjones-6977 8 ай бұрын

I'm sure Cleetus McFarland approves of everything that Florida says...or he should.

@fireknight0146 8 ай бұрын

Raise hale praise Dale

@blackninja504 8 ай бұрын

E4 mafia

@porkcracklins630 8 ай бұрын

@@ronjones-6977 Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then again some folk'll. He's Cleetus, the slack-jawed yokel...

@boydrobertson2362 8 ай бұрын

Don't forget a plane designed around a fires battery.

@adherentofladycolumbia725 8 ай бұрын

F22: Would you Intercept me?? Tomcat Yes, but tell me first boy.....do you have it? F22: What stealth, in spades old man Tomcat: No, I'm talking about the need.... America: RAPTOR WAIT NO- Tomcat; THE NEED FOR SPEED!!!!!! ( KENNY LOGINS BLARES)

@wheels-n-tires1846 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@wheels-n-tires1846 8 ай бұрын

*Montage of all other aircraft cringing and screaming "noooo!! Dont do it!!!"😂

@e-train765 8 ай бұрын

F-22: .....OHHHH MYYY GODDD GUYS HE'S SOOO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!

@brikilian7834 8 ай бұрын

F-22: uh, yeah, I have super cruise. How fast you wanna go?

@Vulcan101 8 ай бұрын

*SR-71 has entered the chat*

@macktaylor4389 8 ай бұрын

Dear Lord, the phrase “full send Florida” TERRIFIES me 😂

@BottomDollarOutdoors 8 ай бұрын

I was under the impression that FL is always at full send. Like they use "methamphetamines as a sweet-n-low substitute and coke as creamer in their gallon sized Cuban coffee enemas on a Tuesday night to go to sleep" level of "full send".

@Pierce-xb6vi 7 ай бұрын

It's just going to be on the ticker in times square when WW3 breaks out

@brettweltz8135 2 ай бұрын

@@BottomDollarOutdoors LMFA9😂

@Dianna369 2 ай бұрын

Florida and Australia are about on level. Ancient dino's lurking in murky ponds, spiders, snakes. Yeah, be afraid.

@novanastalga Ай бұрын

@@BottomDollarOutdoors It's supposed to lol chefs kiss.

@Behemoth_Rogue 8 ай бұрын

The Tomcat being Tom Cruise is peak comedy. Love it 😂

@ThirdLawPair 8 ай бұрын

Holy crap, I missed that

@bryfunkenstein 8 ай бұрын

Iran still flies them so theres a chance a western power might go up against one.

@ronjones-6977 8 ай бұрын

If he can't find any parts, talk to Australia. They might have some F-111s lying around that they can get mobile again.

@G1ng3rG4m1ng 8 ай бұрын

Tom Cruise (Missile) 😂😂

@augustinasvegys1548 8 ай бұрын

@@G1ng3rG4m1ng I believe that said missile is AIM-54 Phoenix

@gigacanno750 8 ай бұрын

When Canada told Iran he was about to stop saying sorry, I immediately went "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!"

@ScribeHolder 8 ай бұрын

@@CoralCopperHeadshould Iran start to sweat profusely?

@primal9007 8 ай бұрын

@@ScribeHolderAnswer: yes. Yes they should.

@brianlance8263 8 ай бұрын

@@ScribeHolderNo, they should not, because if they haven't already, it's too late

@underworld8998 8 ай бұрын

Hey Canada! That checklist is waiting for you. Shall I forward it or hold off for now?

@anshumanbose5132 8 ай бұрын

Here's the thing people don't get about Iran. Canada says sorry. Iran doesn't. I think people are underestimating just how dangerous Iran can be. Just cause they don't have nukes doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And not to cause any offence but Canadian military has little to no overseas power. Its heavily dependent on the american military.

@quin2203 8 ай бұрын

"so where do you get your news?" "oh I uh... Independent journalists who may or may not cosplay as countries and weapons."

2 ай бұрын

Still more reliable than MSM news.

@tubby921 8 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I love that we are known for being psychotic war criminals whenever stuff goes down 😂

@technocardy 8 ай бұрын

Honestly same. The contrast to the typical nice sorry saying Canadian is amusing, but I also understand it's a reputation well earned.

@trikstari7687 8 ай бұрын

I think it's something to do with the bagged milk.

@tubby921 8 ай бұрын

@@trikstari7687 our bagged milk is superior and I will die on this hill

@Sebastianator01 8 ай бұрын

I mean let’s be real. When shit hits the fan we’re going to need you crazy fucks 😂

@user-zy2vm3ht6v 8 ай бұрын

There was a lot more war crimes y’all just didn’t get caught😂

@archangeldo913 8 ай бұрын

The F-14 should be described as “We started with a missile, ended with an aircraft” to further complete the collection of origin stories.

@jehannes1000 8 ай бұрын

A radar and a missile

@beefy1212 8 ай бұрын

I mean start at the beginning we started with a plane a-12 then designed a missile for it, found out the plane was too fast, designed another plane with a giant radar f-14

@notablediscomfort 8 ай бұрын

F22: Let's make a jet handle like a video game and then give it the radar signature of a hummingbird's _head_

@Asghaad 8 ай бұрын

yes lets just forget that teh project started with F-111 Aardvark and F-14 only came to be AFTER Navy got uppity about not wanting what Airforce wanted so they forced the F-14 to be designed to theyr specifications ... using the same exact engines, armament and radar ...

@Nempo13 8 ай бұрын

@@Asghaad Yeah but the 14 had something extra, insane levels of raw toughness. An Isrealli flew a Tomcat out on a mission and came back with both wings blown off, one engine working, only one tail fin, and only one landing gear functional. They had bullet holes all over the thing. Still made it home safely and the body was literally designed to be able to slide land and keep the pilot safe. Oh, and that pilot COMPLETED THE MISSION. Far as I know, no other plane has successfully completed a mission with that level of damage.

@kissarmyrules 8 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, having parliament applaud a literal nazi is probably the least fucked thing our govt has done

@Xyler94 8 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, I think Trudeau's government not doing their homework and applauding them was hilarious, and just shows how incompetent they are. And I fully agree.

@jarretthuffin 8 ай бұрын

Should I laugh or cover my face in disgust? Cause I feel like I should do both actually...

@Synergy7Studios 8 ай бұрын

That guy wasn't a Nazi. He was a Ukrainian teenage conscript and he was told to fight the Russians and kick them out of Ukraine. He had nothing to do with the Nazi party and treating an old man who had little choice as a teenager like this is shameful.

@Taolan8472 8 ай бұрын

@Synergy7Studios you sure about that? Because there's been a whole lot of digging into this dude since that moment happened, and some of it hasn't exactly been good news.

@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 8 ай бұрын

@@Taolan8472Drafted at gun point isn't exactly a "happy nazi" lay off the geezer for shithe doesn't even remember ffs. 🙄

@beatboxbuggi6884 8 ай бұрын

The F-22’s reaction to the Tomcat was gold. I seriously want to show some of these videos to an actual Raptor pilot someday and see what he thinks of “the kid”

@VioletLeader 8 ай бұрын

Not enough banter between Tomcat and Raptor. “More. MORE. MOOORRRRE!!!”-Kylo Ren

@tomcraig7033 8 ай бұрын

The Army just predates history itself, simple.

@stevenschnepp576 8 ай бұрын

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

@Mrbleakney 8 ай бұрын

Yep, they were in the time of dinosaurs and the big bang so just ancient history to us

@phantomwraith1984 8 ай бұрын

The first things humanity ever organised were armed militias. THEN governments

@StumpyDaPaladin 8 ай бұрын

@@phantomwraith1984 Bull shit. Oldest profession? Prostitution. Second oldest profession? Politician. And that far back in time Everyone was strapped with the knife and a stick to put the knife on.

@bort6414 8 ай бұрын

@@StumpyDaPaladin From a purely biological perspective, fighting is far older than prostitution. Organisms learned to hunt and kill each other long before they began sexual reproduction, in the era of asexual mitosis in the great primordial soup.

@njp33njit 8 ай бұрын

Man to think our kids may learn of world war 3 and the history of this era through what amounts to meme review.

@CPFitzgerald 8 ай бұрын

I mean, history books included political cartoons to display opinions of events as they were current. Memes are just the modern cartoons from the masses

@travisneighbors3691 8 ай бұрын

as long as it sticks better than reading did for their forebearers...

@T0mN7 8 ай бұрын

Making a lot of assumptions there, chief. Like there will be anyone left to study it lol

@markfergerson2145 8 ай бұрын

Considering what schools teach these days, is that a bad thing?

@alexmartinez5859 8 ай бұрын

As a history education student, boy is it going to get weird when we start talking about the internet today, let alone in general, if I get a job teaching US History. There is literally a metric fuck ton of known meme templates. It’s likely going to get weirder when I have to ask students’ parents to send in their favorite memes from when they were their students’ age.

@__-fm5qv 8 ай бұрын

In all fairness the F-14 may be horribly outdated but it is still a formidable interceptor platform. It's radar may not be new but its still decently powerful and its one fast missile truck once it gets going! Imo its in a similar place to the MiG-29 where its a great airframe thats somewhat let down by its antiquated avionics and high running costs. But as non-stealth point-interceptors go it's honestly still adequate given more modern missiles.

@just9911 8 ай бұрын

True… but I would wager a fair bit of money that the fuselage and wing roots of those airframes are not in good shape. Iranian pilots likely cannot push those fighters very hard due to risk of literally flying the plane apart. The f-14 was especially maintenance heavy compared to other craft of its era. The decades of use and long term lack of spares must have had some significant cumulative effects.

@__-fm5qv 8 ай бұрын

@@just9911 Oh yeah for sure, I wouldn't want to put too many g's on those old hinges personally. Which is kind of sad really, I hate to see those birds fly crippled and frail. They're probably still fine lobbing missiles at a distance, but not for anything that may require a high-g pull.

@PhantomDragonX 8 ай бұрын

Well the radar may be okay (seeing as it’s probably an export version). And I really doubt Iran has the phoenix missile, so if those tomcats went they would be fast and bright, but still-dead bvr targets.

@just9911 8 ай бұрын

@@PhantomDragonX they got them when they got the tomcats, but I don’t think they have any left in inventory as I know they tested a domestically produced missile to use that was based on the phoenix.

@__-fm5qv 8 ай бұрын

@@PhantomDragonX Iran uses the Falkour-90 which is basically a reverse engineered Pheonix with some tweaks (less range, maybe a better radar that sort of thing). They have also modified, and had success with, using MIM-23 Hawk missiles to perform a similar role to the Pheonix.

@brytonmassie 8 ай бұрын

Just a reminder that if it's a 50 year old washing machine with wings it's probably unkillable just like a 50 year old washing machine, it's gonna put you in the spin cycle and mix you in with the dirty laundry.

@MysteriumArcanum 8 ай бұрын

As a Florida boy it always puts a smile on my face whenever my home state shows up

@lewiswork3943 8 ай бұрын

love the accent,

@Capin-Crunch 8 ай бұрын

@@lewiswork3943It’s genuinely how some sound. Also, the raise hell praise dale…that’s so true to everyone in Florida that even semi-likes nascar

@zredband 8 ай бұрын

I'm a Floridian and I approve of this message

@jackwilliamson6018 8 ай бұрын

i thought everyone bugged out of florida. i wont cross the state line. y'all got more nazi's there than germany.

@avatarboy_132 8 ай бұрын

@@zredbandI second this

@theweldingpanzer4841 8 ай бұрын

As a Floridian, and a welder, you got Florida smack dab perfect, please mention the trained Attack Alligators that we may or may not have. *wink wink*

@briandreggors9178 8 ай бұрын

You mean the swamp puppies?

@davidstepney5394 8 ай бұрын

The marsh dogs?

@Leonidae 8 ай бұрын

What about the army of Florida men™?

@ThatOneGuySometime 8 ай бұрын

Ah yes, swamp puppies.

@carlyar5281 8 ай бұрын

“ by the way, do you have any spare parts?” 😂😂🤣🤣 OMG. As an aircraft maintenance engineer for a very old fleet that’s way too funny.

@dirtyskieschemifornia3091 6 ай бұрын

This dudes content is pure gold for those smart enough to pick up what he's putting down... so 😁 funny

@Klaaism 6 ай бұрын

Afaik Iran has a ton of F14s, granted most are grounded now.

@carlyar5281 6 ай бұрын

@@dirtyskieschemifornia3091 Yup! It’s one of the reasons why I love watching his videos. He’s hilarious on multiple levels.

@davidhughes4089 8 ай бұрын

I must say I like habitual linecrossers portrayal of America's closest allies. You know you're friends when you take the p*ss out of each other without resorting to threatening nuclear armageddon

@carlyar5281 8 ай бұрын

As a citizen of America’s hat I also like this too

@darthmeta6445 Ай бұрын

@@carlyar5281 There's our psychotic war-criminal hat that we all know and love...

@BetweenTheBorders 8 ай бұрын

First, the F-14 asking if anyone has any parts? Glorious. Second, someone once asked me what a GAU-8 would do to an Iranian destroyer. I couldn't find anything on their current gen capabilities (shocker, I know) but their last gen ships would definitely get lit up like an LAV. So . . . still a fan of the A-10.

@lonnyyoung4285 8 ай бұрын

I'm no expert on the Iranian "Navy," but (and this is assuming that the A-10 could survive the AA being thrown at it, the main deck and everything above it would look like swiss cheese. I'm not sure if the rounds would have enough velocity left to punch through the second deck, but there would be substantial damage done to personnel and equipment on second deck as well (I'm assuming a strafing run from bow to stern or the reverse). The bridge crew would almost certainly be eliminated. Again, this assumes that the A-10 survives the AA.

@BladeLigerV 8 ай бұрын

If the Warthog got close it would turn a destroyer's superstructure into steel lace.

@samualaddams705 8 ай бұрын

The 20mm would probably do a number on them but I don't think there is a destroyer floating that doesn't have AA or at least manpads.

@JacopoSkydweller 8 ай бұрын

150% more. 30mm. gatdam @@samualaddams705 *edit* or maybe just gat. But big one.

@BetweenTheBorders 8 ай бұрын

You're correct this presupposes the aircraft makes it into gun range, but it also presupposes that any given platform wouldn't just use a missile to sink said ship. I just get a kick out of the "It's old, it's a joke" mentality being made fun of. Sure the Charlie variant is nealy 20 years old, but much like a JDAM, upgrade the electronics and old systems work just fine. Just, you know, don't put it against air superiority. Now that's a bleeding edge game

@YourForeverBox 8 ай бұрын

As a Californian I must say, I LOVE Flordia. Raise hell praise Dale!

@IndieGamerMonkey 8 ай бұрын

As a Floridian... I'm keeping my eye on you, but you seem like a good'n.

@ronjones-6977 8 ай бұрын

@@IndieGamerMonkey NorCal loves Florida, especially your "informal" State Representative, Cleetus McFarland. "Raise hell and praise Dale!"

@johncronk8867 8 ай бұрын

They are the same state, just on opposite sides of the country.

@Capin-Crunch 8 ай бұрын

@@johncronk8867Uhm…I do not accept California. Nobody in Florida will either. They don’t have waffle house crackhead energy. So no. We must stay pure to our drug ridden roots.

@thomascooley2749 8 ай бұрын

@@johncronk8867having lived In both I can see why you might think that but florida doesn't let the meth heads out in public and we ignore the laws commie I mean California creates Ps yall can have disney we don't want them around anymore

@TOYMAK3R 8 ай бұрын

As a Floridian I am PROUD of the unhinged energy you gave us!🤣

@bullpupgaming708 8 ай бұрын

As an A-10 Crew Chief, I can effectively tell you that is how our jets act.

@alecmullaney7957 6 ай бұрын

How many friends flies have you pulped in that flying war crime?

@bullpupgaming708 6 ай бұрын

@@alecmullaney7957 less than the AH-64 has committed

@alecmullaney7957 6 ай бұрын

@bullpupgaming708 not exactly a glowing benchmark now is it?

@bullpupgaming708 6 ай бұрын

@@alecmullaney7957 Everyone likes to put the B-17 on a pedestal, but that aircraft killed 111 American infantry personnel (1 of them being a Lt Gen.) and wounded 490 in 1 day during the opening phase of Operation Cobra. Or how about all the times the British Challenger tank shot friendly vehicles? People love to call out the friendly fire incidents of the A-10 like that is all it does, but since the Gulf War, the A-10 has been involved with 5 cases of friendly fire and I know a metric fuck-ton more of guys who have been saved by it then killed so...

@jloiben12 8 ай бұрын

Iran: We are not scared of you America. America: My hat is about to stop saying sorry. Iran: Crap crap crap crap. My bad. We will calm down now

@TroIIingThemSoftly 8 ай бұрын

Also, something about half Iran's navy.

@TheMariusDarkwolf 8 ай бұрын

@@TroIIingThemSoftly "Proportional" Responses are a thing....."Proportional"

@shanegiggles2108 8 ай бұрын

I mean when 1/3 of the Geneva book is written because of what Canada did in ww2 I wouldn't pass them off. It not a war crime the first time is so Canada.

@jloiben12 8 ай бұрын

@@TheMariusDarkwolf It was proportional. One ship for half their navy is proportional ;)

@Valiran9 8 ай бұрын

Well, they’re not scared of America now, are they?

@nstrainfanyt 8 ай бұрын

Now we just need an ac130 voiced by this guy 😂. Im sure he'd go well with BUFF

@theEWDSDS 8 ай бұрын

it would be amazing if AC130 shows up, looks over to BUFF, and goes "oh hey pops" and all the other aircraft go wild I mean, the timeline works. BUFF from the 50s, AC130 (or at least the idea) popping up in Vietnam...

@porkcracklins630 8 ай бұрын

AC130's voice is just one sustained scream.

@codyslayer6715 8 ай бұрын

@@porkcracklins630omg don't know why but I NEED this in my life lol great comment sir!

@patrickevans9604 8 ай бұрын

@porkcracklins630 no ac130 would have to be buff Jr. He's the middle aged fitness guy who's trying to outdo pops

@porkcracklins630 8 ай бұрын

@@patrickevans9604 But, like, he definitely screams a lot. Serious, medically based, unregulated volume screaming.

@SweatyFatGuy 8 ай бұрын

My time in the military warped my sense of humor, particularly when I was an NCO. Just made it all twisted, sad, and somewhat esoteric yet dark. So it impresses me with your resilience to the dark forces of the Army that you keep your sense of humor not only intact, but flourishing like fungi on a fallen log, or perhaps that toenail fungus nobody can get rid of because of all the mold under their floorboards sending its tendrils through the carpet, but in a much more pleasant and far less disgusting way that I outlined here...

@SweatyFatGuy 8 ай бұрын

^^^^^^^ See what I mean?

@Mobeezy357 8 ай бұрын

we are all fkd bruv and nobody understands us!

@SweatyFatGuy 8 ай бұрын

@@Mobeezy357 nah.. other vets understand us. Civilians, not so much.

@HawkGaming3721 8 ай бұрын

@@SweatyFatGuy Out of curiosity, do you think its just they dont think deeply what vets have seen or they just dont care?

@SweatyFatGuy 8 ай бұрын

@@HawkGaming3721 both, most of us are male. Nobody really cares about men, and the only time men care about other men is when they have been through the same hell as the other guys. Also people see movies, and they think they know what the military life is like. You can watch Pvt Ryan or any other movie a thousand times and still have no clue what military life is like. You have to live it to understand it. However, its not the same for men and women, even in jobs where nobody is gonna get whacked. Women don't get the same experience, its vastly easier for them, and they aren't in danger of getting kicked out for someone claiming they did something she didn't do. She can do that to us though.. and a lot of them do exactly that. Four times in my case, for saying hello, good morning, and how you doing. If something happens to a woman, everyone gets wound up and loses their minds, like the blond chick who got captured by the Iraqis in 2003. Nobody other than his family and friends care about men. Its just how it is. The sense of humor comes from dealing with hardship and danger together with other men. It gets dark, and after a while overly verbose with $4 words, because NCOs have to write all sorts of things a very specific way, so we end up with a massive vocabulary. Throw in the stress of being isolated, probably not getting any nookie for years at a time, and the chance of being unalived at random even in peace time (because someone made a mistake like the NCO squished like a bug by a C17 spoiler in 2004 when they didn't disconnect the wiring before working on it, or my bud from my first base who was on one of the helos zapped by friendly fire in northern Iraq) and your sense of humor gets 'interesting' and usually off putting to civilians. We sure do get the empty platitudes since 2001 though, nobody said anything to me when I came back from the sandbox in 1992, but I get it all the time now. Its getting to where I hide the fact I am a vet when I am in public.

@natecondy4125 8 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I found India walking into that joke really funny XD

@Blackviking262 8 ай бұрын

What’s the context of that joke, I didn’t get it?

@VenkataSubbuaditya 8 ай бұрын

As a Indian I threw up my coffee at that joke, get me my blonde white woman now XD

@HelpW4nted 6 ай бұрын

@@VenkataSubbuaditya I'm here baby ❤

@RandomBeluga1878 6 ай бұрын

@@HelpW4ntedOUR LONG AWAITED SAVIOUR!!!

@shockwavegaming5907 8 ай бұрын

Finally, about time we got to see our beautiful F-14! Shame it was retired, my family in the Navy really loved them.

@martinsonofwar395 8 ай бұрын

More like Iran's F-14. That's all they got

@thecursed01 8 ай бұрын

"our"? are you iranian? how's the mood there currently?

@fightline4741 8 ай бұрын

Quite honestly I don't think we can say that and trust me I love the Tomcat but these Tomcats have been so maintenance deprived they're pretty much flying scrap piles

@shockwavegaming5907 8 ай бұрын

@@thecursed01 I’m American, the F-14 is an American plane. I love seeing it, it is unfortunate the only ones left in service are in such a horrible place.

@everettbruckerhoff6029 8 ай бұрын

@@shockwavegaming5907 I think the US needs to "rescue" it's wayward F14s from the horrible place in which they've been held hostage for the last 40 years.

@bobs1422 8 ай бұрын

Never ask a woman her age, A man his salary, The british museum where their exhibits are from, Iran where they got their newest fighter jet Or US toll booths where the money is going

@dwavenminer 8 ай бұрын

British museums licking their lips of the exhibits they're about to setup...

@ronjones-6977 8 ай бұрын

I skipped out on the toll bridge in Benecia, California last month because I are dubm and figured I'd just pay it when they sent me a letter. It cost SEVEN DOLLARS. (without any fine) Seven bucks to cross a bridge. Wouldn't be surprised if it went straight into the "We want our island back" fund. Literally HIGHWAY ROBBERY.

@riverraven7359 8 ай бұрын

Britain will gladly tell you where our museum exhibits come from, and if we left anyone over there alive their descendants can pay admission to look at them.

@devinsmith2114 8 ай бұрын

@riverraven7359 All British museum pieces coming back in the mail with "Return to sender" due to no descendants.

@NickThePilotUSA 8 ай бұрын

Irans newest fighters are 35+ year old Mig-29s both from Iraqi aircraft escaping the gulf war and from Russia

@monicasalyer8875 8 ай бұрын

HLC never fails to educate while simultaneously entertaining us.

@anasyn 8 ай бұрын

As a floridian myself, my little brother and I said "Raise Hell Praise Dale" last night, so this is something amazing. We were talking about business ethics, but.... Point still stands. Murika.

@elitely6748 8 ай бұрын

When Canada is about to stop saying sorry you better worry and best prepare to add a few more pages to some world laws (was wondering when that canadian incident would be mentioned lol) *Bless the Tomcat gotta love him but this may be the sanest we've seen our Raptor boy been!*

@SufferedRichard 8 ай бұрын

IKR, i'm surprised Raptor didn't ask the Tomcat if he'd intercept him.

@tolson57 8 ай бұрын

I think Raptor boy might be in love.

@carlyar5281 8 ай бұрын

I was also wondering how HLC was going to cover that incident…

@ryanboyd362 8 ай бұрын

Poor tomcat just wants to escape and come home to his brothers after all these years as a pow

@Whiskey11Gaming 8 ай бұрын

Could add the F4E and F5E to that list of aircraft too. Lots of US aircraft stuck serving a horrible government.

@Mobeezy357 8 ай бұрын

not a POW ---- he was a mercenary and now he just an old mercenary who cant make it out of country anymore

@aland7236 8 ай бұрын

Bring our boys home!

@gabrielh7517 8 ай бұрын

I feel like this episode was just getting all the cast their screen time agreed to in their contracts before the end of the year 😂

@blackwunk 8 ай бұрын

Not all. No words from The Ukraine or Russia in this one, which kind of surprised me, honestly. Still LOVED the banter, here!

@gabrielh7517 8 ай бұрын

@@blackwunk they don't need the screen time when they are in almost every video though

@williamparker2922 8 ай бұрын

"Did I stutter? " I'm dead😂

@CatsAgainstCommunism 8 ай бұрын

All 700M Indian men went "Bobs? WHERE?!"

@ronjones-6977 8 ай бұрын

I live in Yuba City, CA. I'm gonna have to ask my neighbors what's going on with Canadia and India. (We have more Punjabis than NYC, almost 10% of all in the entire US.)

@TheOneWhoMightBe 8 ай бұрын

@@ronjones-6977 India allegedly killed a Canadian citizen who was agitating for a section of India to secceed, IIUIC.

@ShmuckCanuck 8 ай бұрын

@@TheOneWhoMightBeimportant side note Killed him IN Canada

@ShaunOfTheN00bs 8 ай бұрын

@@TheOneWhoMightBe*secede FTFY

@TheOneWhoMightBe 8 ай бұрын

@@ShaunOfTheN00bs Cheers. Knew that was wrong but couldn't see why.

@TheEDFLegacy 8 ай бұрын

Habitual, a bit of context on that whole Canada Nazi thing; To my understanding, and from what I've been told, the speaker of the house, despite being a member of a political party, must stay completely neutral in their actions within the house, much like in the US. The speaker has their own office, much like how the Prime Minister has their own office - and by that I mean staff that help them organize their duties. So in short, what basically happened is that no one in the House of Commons - including Trudeau - has access to his invite list the speaker had made for Zelenski's visit, with the exception of parliamentary security. Due to this, although everybody had their own invite lists, only the speakers list was confidential to everyone else, by virtue of being a constitutionally neutral member in the House of Commons, and for Trudeau to ask for that list, or for Trudeau to interfere with that list, would be a severe breach of power in terms of the speaker. Unfortunately, our safeguards from abusing the speaker position is the same reason why this was allowed to happen. And in the case of the speaker, he himself wasn't aware of the person's history, because the person was a constituent of his writing, and did not reveal of his Nazi history, only revealing that he fought for Ukraine. And even though he was a part of the SS, it gets even muddier because there are a number of Ukrainians who fought for the SS in order to fight off the Soviets so they could stay independent of the Soviets. Therefore, it can be very difficult, if not impossible, to determine whether he did the same war crimes as the German SS committed, or if he simply joined the unit so he could defend his homeland the only way he could. And yes, I know that some Ukrainians were following SS policy, and they definitely deserve to be persecuted. My sources are a combination of a variety of media sources, as well as speaking to my local MP who clarified the speaker situation for me and why Trudeau didn't intervene until it was too late. It's a mess, I know. Sorry eh. 😢

@lonnyyoung4285 8 ай бұрын

Don't be sorry. Thank you for providing a lot of ACTUALLY USEFUL information to a subject this complicated. The stories I read a few weeks ago didn't include any of this.

@someinternetguy955 8 ай бұрын

The speaker belongs to the Liberal party. I understand you have not been part of their photo ops before, but I can assure you, every effort goes into making them look good. The problem is, they are not very bright, and they did not do their homework, which is not uncoomon for them. Repeating excuses like you just did there, do nothing to change the fact of what happened or whom is to blame. You litterally are doing their damage control for them.

@sammonkoe2865 8 ай бұрын

@@lonnyyoung4285 I feel the same, this man is an angel.

@jeremygibbs7342 8 ай бұрын

Yeahhhhh, as a Canadian this was terribly embarrassing, I wish the speaker would have had just a bit more background check on his invite. The speaker himself was quite good and he did resign because of this fiasco. The worst part is, we are stuck with this part of history now. We wouldn't ever knowingly applause anyone who served in the SS. I look forward to applauding Ukrainians who didn't serve in the SS and defended their homeland. Slava Ukraini!

@n3v3rforgott3n9 8 ай бұрын

"It's a mess, I know. Sorry eh." ... Us Americans don't really have a right to say that about someone else XD.

@colchronic 8 ай бұрын

The f14 asking for parts is fucking god tier

@MegadethTillDeth 6 ай бұрын

Some of the best content on the platform hands down

@ThatChargerPursuitGuy 8 ай бұрын

I don't know how the green screen/filter works, but if you can, I would definitely recommend wearing aviators on the F-14 to drive home the top gun joke.

@jointedlimb 8 ай бұрын

this guy is writing comedic gold.... this was hilarious.

@KenanVonKaiser 8 ай бұрын

Not Really!

@kateshiningdeer3334 8 ай бұрын

@@KenanVonKaiserTrue, the fact this stuff is REAL sucks. But being able to talk about it comedically makes it suck just a bit less - and THAT is a highly valuable skill. Being able to laugh at the impending apocalypse is what enables people to keep going.

@Mirasshtar 8 ай бұрын

The tomcat is the single most beautiful aircraft ever built by man.

@ThisOldSkater 8 ай бұрын

Plus they turn into robots!

@zyeborm 8 ай бұрын

I can respect your incorrect opinion however the SR-71 is the most beautiful.

@mrgoodygoodygumdrop 8 ай бұрын

@@zyebormsingle most beautiful fighter aircraft. Sound good?

@Death-Korps-of-Llama 7 ай бұрын

"Did I fucking stutter?" And "Raise hell Praise Dale!" I just love how you characterize Florida as our psychotic little friend to the south.

@archangeldo913 8 ай бұрын

Way to brighten the Monday morning blues! Thanks a bunch!!

@weebandgaminginc.7593 8 ай бұрын

“History started in 1776.” That sounds like a reflection on how most Americans view history Edit: god damn. 47 replies and 447 likes in 49 minutes. That’s gotta be a record

@jrrarglblarg9241 8 ай бұрын

Welcome to “that was the joke.”

@nathanabel8169 8 ай бұрын

Our public education is that shit yes. If not for KZfaq I doubt I'd know other, older nations existed.

@Serpher1 8 ай бұрын

- "history started in 1941 when WWII started and germany attacked USSR" - that's what they think in soviet union

@BritishTeaLover 8 ай бұрын

Makes it more awkward that most of them don't know the American War of Independence started in 1775....

@rogerwilco5918 8 ай бұрын

That's when American history started though?

@wheels-n-tires1846 8 ай бұрын

Tomcats and "that movie" created some real characters irl... My first CO was an ex-Tomcat jock. Amazing ship-driver. Great leader. But he was def a mix of movie characters!! Drove a red Vette with obligatory hull number license plates. Had a hot new model gf almost weekly that hed bring for a tour of his ship.( not sure if was showing her the boat, or showing us his new girl, but we appreciated it!) Always had a cigar stub in his mouth. Would somtimes hoist a few with the crew, and was always in touch with what was going on, although on duty, he was all-business. A Captain respected, feared, and loved. He was the guy we all wanted to be when we grew up!!

@kateshiningdeer3334 8 ай бұрын

As a civvie, he's the kind of guy I'd love to know! People like that are just the epitome of cool, lol.

@madevilgenius7547 8 ай бұрын

The road thing nearly happened in a state in Australia (as state minister tried to pull it out with out federal backing) it was a rare time that the Australian Federal government showed they where competent and shut it down

@mimcduffee86 2 ай бұрын

It's kinda nuts that people will throw temper tantrums about roads being fixed, but when someone shows up with dump trucks full of money willing to pay for it, they cry because those dump trucks are driven by people who aren't white enough.

@fuski23 8 ай бұрын

C-130 gunship or the standard C-130 with Dragon Drop systems. Either one would be a nice addition to the lineup of characters. Or both.

@NeSeeger 8 ай бұрын

Just have a C-130 family reunion.

@fuski23 8 ай бұрын

@@NeSeeger Sounds good to me 🫡

@16rumpole 8 ай бұрын

more Skywarden

@burningisis 8 ай бұрын

The romance between Raptor and Tomcat will be the stuff of legend

@johnn1250 8 ай бұрын

Glad to see the tomcat, unfortunately it is no longer in the US fleet.

@poohbear1647 2 ай бұрын

You are just CRUSHING these lately! Still in the hospital, laughing too loud- nurses are cutting back my meds because I’m too happy. So funny- thank you - you have no idea how much these are needed this week. All the love from 5-0 that wore the Blue. Thanks.

@krisgamer008 8 ай бұрын

1775 my Marine corp came alive First there came the color gold To show the world that we are bold Then there came the color red To show the world the blood we shed Then there came the color green To show the world that we are mean Then there came the color blue To show the world that we are true

@yetanotherjarhead 8 ай бұрын

Oorah

@Jose1again 8 ай бұрын

The only birthday in 1775 that matters RAH!

@spartan078ben 8 ай бұрын

And God saw that it was good.

@Sturm01 8 ай бұрын

RAH!

@oldschoolmarine3047 8 ай бұрын

On the seventh day when God rested we the marines over ran his perimeter and have been running the show ever since.

@MacOriginalGamer 8 ай бұрын

Aww that's nice. The F-22 has a new playmate! 😆😅🤣😂

@wheelch0ck 8 ай бұрын

That episode was all over the place... Kind of like the current geopolitical status. 🤣

@matasa7463 8 ай бұрын

Shit is about to go sideways real fast. Get that victory garden started.

@eddiemurphy5566 8 ай бұрын

Tomcat: "Anybody have any parts?". 😂

@realmenhavelittledogs2661 8 ай бұрын

Damn it! I was hoping the F-14 would sound like Hulk Hogan....(sadness enters the room) But then you said looking for parts and that made me happy again knowing the extensive black market that Iran has for find parts for all their stuff from when the Shah was in power.

@phillip6083 8 ай бұрын

Did you miss the episode with the attack helicopter? It was hulk hogan."yeahhhh brotherrrr".

@realmenhavelittledogs2661 8 ай бұрын

@@phillip6083 That was more of a Macho Man Randy Savage

@zyeborm 8 ай бұрын

you think he has a list now of all the characters and what they are? Just to keep them straight lol.

@ComedicLetter 8 ай бұрын

To clarify the situation a little, whoever vetted that guy didn’t do their homework. When we found out the whole story, we were right fuckin’ pissed

@reillyclements1673 8 ай бұрын

He was literally invited by the speaker himself. It's why he resigned. I don't understand why this is such a big deal. Political faux pas was made, guy resigned, people responsible back tracked, said faux pas reputation, or whatever passes for it was ruined. Seems like a bog standard political controversy. Why is it still being brought up as tho it has wide reaching repercussions. It's over with.

@ComedicLetter 8 ай бұрын

@@reillyclements1673 your guess is as good as mine

@stevenschnepp576 8 ай бұрын

@@reillyclements1673 Because it's fucking hilarious. These are the people who go through ten years of social media looking for dirt, and they went and applauded a fucking Nazi.

@reillyclements1673 8 ай бұрын

@@ComedicLetter if nothing else was going on with the govt I'd get it but like bruh, I can't tell what's longer. Our list of contributions to the Geneva conventions or valid criticisms of this government

@Feonir44 8 ай бұрын

Political theatre.

@SasquatchDanny 8 ай бұрын

Todays video was so good, I had to watch it twice!

@encryptedwolf7623 8 ай бұрын

"Raise Hell, Praise Dale!" Gets me every time.

@oldkayakdude 8 ай бұрын

The Tom Cratuise would be an excellent first intercept for Raptorman. Kinda fitting way for the F14 to go out too. Live by the sword...

@mrgoodygoodygumdrop 8 ай бұрын

“Die by the Sidewinder that can’t get a tone on the F-22”

@matasa7463 8 ай бұрын

@@mrgoodygoodygumdrop "What?! I can't lock on!! Why!?! H-he's right ther-"

@ghanttchart2851 8 ай бұрын

1:58 Canada is so pyschotic, his eyeball keeps disappearing from reality. Prepare for some war crimes.

@archangeldo913 8 ай бұрын

It’s time to add a few more “suggestions” to the Geneva Convention.

@TheJVO2. 8 ай бұрын

I gotta say these videos, especially the ones with “The Kid” are gold! Hell they might even be platinum. Haha great work!

@KyleJernigan-nk2fw 7 ай бұрын

I absolutely fucking love your content bro. It's amazing in every way. Thanks for making us all laugh and make these recent conflicts so damn funny.

@lumberjackofalltrades 8 ай бұрын

Raise hell praise Dale!

@crisr.8280 8 ай бұрын

This felt like a fever dream and a half. Also, funny gun with wings go *BRRRRTTTTT*

@AnthonyFister 8 ай бұрын

That A-10 is one of my favorite aircraft... but the Warthog sounded constipated today. :-)

@FlyJonat 8 ай бұрын

It's also alarming the amount of land chinese corporations are buying in canada. 2:15 I just learned something new today. I had to search online to find news about that.

@FREQQLES 8 ай бұрын

A worthy intercept, indeed

@DreamFireNostalgia 8 ай бұрын

The tomcat is to this day my all time favorite jet...its just still mean looking and manages to look cutting edge and outdated at the same time. Sadly its no match for a raptor in its state. Watched a guy do simulated fights with it and out of like 20 engagments only one once due to bating it to swerve and then shutting off all safeties to allow the wings to extend all the way at full speed to turn as sharply as possible and rack rounds across the raptor. Dont know if thats even a maneuver a human experiencing that many Gs could do and the damage report effectivly put the tomcat out of comission due to dammage pulling it off. So essentualy even the win was a tie. Wish we never sold our tomcats and just gave them another retro fit.

@high633 8 ай бұрын

I wish we had gotten super tomcats.

@DreamFireNostalgia 8 ай бұрын

@@high633 that would have been the best thing ever man!

@RosiePosey5150 8 ай бұрын

You make my life full of sunshine and rainbows. Never ever stop being you and pumping out this amazing honest stuff. 🎉❤

@thedude5able 8 ай бұрын

A (presumably) 30-something man has said "Fucky wucky" in a video. What a time to be alive

@FederalFlavx 8 ай бұрын

*”Did I phukin stutter?”*

@user-pr4sr4gy5r 8 ай бұрын

Finally, THE F-14 TOMCAT-

@VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb 8 ай бұрын

All the characters are slowly descending into madness, and I can’t decide if it’s hilarious or devastating how accurate the portrayal is. Maybe both? Let’s go with both.

@user-ny3uo4gz9v 8 ай бұрын

😂 "did I fuckin stutter?" Great to hear another guy throw that one out.

@gregsteelfoot 8 ай бұрын

The Tomcat and the Stealth Tomcat would be a legendary team up but highly unfortunate for their enemies.

@kentillbrook959 8 ай бұрын

Would actually make a good Wild Weasel Platform

@clarkkent1215 8 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, 1000% accurate

@randythompson4006 8 ай бұрын

50 year old washing machine! Yep it's a speed queen!

@anthonyrogers3027 6 ай бұрын

'ah it's about time the psychotic hat got down to business' Best description on Canadian/American relationship ever.

@dean07252000 8 ай бұрын

I got to meet an F-14 RIO out near Austin. Good dude, said if it wasn't for maintenance hours and politics, they'd still be active and upgraded.

@tolson57 8 ай бұрын

THANK YOU! Great way to bring the Tomcat into the game. I think there might be a little Bromance going on between the Tomcat and the Raptor. Are there Tomkitties in our future?