If he was still alive and saw the shit we’re in right now, he’d probably be happy that he’s dead.

Politics. Cancel culture. Millennial. Gender. Unlimited...

Facts

Amen to that

Very true but they'd also be too scared to let him on tv in case some wowsers complain

Agreed .

A legendary comic who spoke the truth about a lot of stuff

It's especially funny considering that Carlin didn't hold back when it came to the insults - he fucked with EVERYBODY!

@@Anotherroom He didn't fuck with everybody. He cornholed them.

Given how things are, I felt that I could use this

I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So

j walkin ...Asked Thomas’s driver.

That's what my dad replies with when close relatives ask that question It's like an inside joke at this point

And then a bunch of people drank in the video 😂😂

I'm going to do that from now on.

@@barkleycoker9121 I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄

Casey Todd Yeah, you're right! I have all the HBO specials on DVD and that's how I know where to go to find the different bits.

If you're familiar with George you can tell what era it is by his voice, it changes a surprising amount over the years.

Sometimes just look at the hair and color, just saying. I’m pushing 60 lol

@@diekrahe. His heart issues took a lot out of him!

Tony Porter he said expansive not expensive

Yes we are “THANK YOU”

About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’ ‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!

All culminating in Complaints and Grievances.

@@samwecerinvictus That's a great one too.

i think his last one was the best

Someone could say their favorite was anything from "Jamming..." up til the end of his career and I couldn't argue.

Is this one "Playin' With Your head"?

it is

Don't teach your children how to read. Teach them to question what they read!!!!

His "7 words you can't say on television" is taught in law schools I think.

I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.

Certain people would go nuts if we taught his views in school.

Michael D Simpsons did it.

If only he stuck around for the golden era for People of Walmart or Beach Creeps lol

Or another one......walk into a flea market and ask them if they have ticks too.

These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose

Old. Come up with something original, idiot.

Hahahaha! 4 real!😂😂

HaaaaI am crying right now ha ha Ha ha ha I’m done I’m so done

I hope he did...and I don't doubt that he did!!! He is the epitome of a guy with brains AND balls!

Well of course he did We use to do crazy chit back then Such as streak thru places. We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.

Hell yeah.

Timothy Proctor well said

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That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.

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Lol! love it

He didn't do that; the stage manager did it for all the other acts which were on the bill that night besides Carlin.

Or ask if they mean EST or CST or MST or PST.

Or FTHO meaning fuck the hell off.🤣

Hey man I'm not into time, okay don't scream at me, back to Carlin These scores just in and the hippy dippy weather report

If someone ask you for a light'cup your hand together with a little opening an look in and say No but a got a dark

I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.

Truth is, he was in his time and paid close attention to reality, unlike those who always use the cliche, "ahead of his time". The most overused nonsense ever. We are all in outer time. That is how people can philosophize

@@morbidmanmusic Applause-applause. Now get lost!

​​@@morbidmanmusic He was a bit of both bro he analysed society and it HEAVY flaws but talked about them in very high detail so we the society that dissapointed him so much greatly could fix those flaws so the future ahead would be better for the Generations to come buuuuut never ask humans to do the work of the divine cause they will just dissapoint you

Much of what Carlin said is timeless, as the people he speaks of exist everywhere in every generation. Human stupidity is universal.

I am surprised George Carlin hasn't been censored on KZfaq by now. I often wonder if he wasn't 'dealt with' to shut him up, if you know what I mean. Ditto for Robin Williams, who was spilling quite a few political truths toward the end of his life. Maybe I'm just skeptical? May both men RIP as their well earned legacies live on.

That would be fucking up! lol

I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"

I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.

@@BrianRetro Get a wooden bat

@@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!

Favorites are baseball vs. football; religion is bullshit; stuff; and America is one big lie and you are a fool for believing it.

Definitely not.

Harry Hangouts true

Harry Hangouts Opinions are not objective facts.

I'm with you I am bored even

A real white man along with Ronald Reagan

He was, I agree, but not on the basis of this particular stand up routine, far far from his best, not funny in the slightest here

Charlie Crown No I liked his more honest and intense philosophical work, dealing with the reality of the world!

"We swam in shit!" Loved that routine!

Said so well ,I totally agree!

?????????????? Come on be for real ask for change of a nickel what year was that from 1905 this was an absurd insult

No what was absurd was the replies from the people Our Country is filled With Retarded morons

He is the best of all time!

Norm Macdonald. Too bad he's gone now too 😔

Think about the lies. Or the truth ?

And so there was after all a bit of the Divine in him. Perhaps he recognized this toward the end of his life.

@@DatDuckfan 🤯

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​@@DatDuckfan both thats a stupid question also you should have put "truth"

Funny is funny. Watch Groucho and Pigmeat.

..WE USED TO LISTEN TO THEM ON 8-TRACK TAPES, LOL!

Try bill burr should be right up your alley

Check out his routine called The Hippy Dippy Weatherman. Vintage Carlin

Brilliant

Haha

Wonderful WINO

Agreed!!!

Yes or Baseball vs Football.

Completely agree💯%!!!

@@tomb4575 Both, along with "Seven Words..." updated a decade or so later.

Good one bro. I bet Carlin would approve.

@@poetwp975 He certainly would: This is a Carlin quote😁

LOL

Wayne Grant Lmao 😂😂😂

Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.

Rigggghhhtttttt.......😏

@@goodbyemr.anderson5065 ...as recently as less than an hour ago, someone called the CS desk an idiot for not refunding him for a TV that was out of the box.

Missing the bread too man

yeah...this was when he was turning into vinegar instead of wine

I'm not a old man. I'm old fuck! That's the truth!!!

Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best

Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴‍☠️🏔

Nancy Alexander-Carreira cocaine is a hell of a drug....

His expressions make it even funnier

Lol. They express nature of some humans soooo perfectly... 🤣

What about Rodney Dangerfield?

By the time I knew about him it was around 2012 and he had already been dead for 4 years ☹️

What about Robin?

Robin Williams is my most missed celebrity of all time R.I.P.

Yeah good for you

Me too!

You knew this man?

How can you miss what's not gone? Look around. He is in everyday life situations.

Nah, George wasn't afraid to go there. He just wasn't as angry as he got into the 90s and early 2000s.

@@chaosapiant My view: If youy're not Angry, Cynical, &/or Depressed, ytou're just not INFORMED!! (as George aged, he became more & more informed)

@@chaosapiant Imagine how worked up he'd be today! 2020 would give him a load of material.

He actually did a five minute bit before this blasting Reagan

@@AskWlat and an abortion bit as well

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@@AskWlat Can we have a picture to go byyy?

He's definitely on my list.

good luck he was an atheist

Cranford Ducain damn that's good

Cranford Ducain He was BSing you. All trucks pay tolls. It's that he was lying to them to not have to pay. I haul food to hazmat. We all pay a toll. No one is special here to be able to get out of it.

My father's sail boat has two engines, an in board and an outboard, so he does need fuel for them. In fact, many sail boats have engines in them.

If a “sailboat” has a need for gas, it’s not a sailboat.

Yes it is, because once you're out of the marina, you raise the sails and cut off the engine. You can't sail in and out of your slip at the marina with your sails up, it wont work. You can't go in reverse with sails either. There are times when the wind totally dies and you don't go any where. That situation is called "stays". Getting stuck in stays absolutely sucks. Having a motor will get you out of that situation if need be. Sails are great when there is wind, but when there's no wind to be had, it's a bad problem. It's not fun to be stuck out on the ocean or even in the middle of the bay and the boat goes no where, just sits there and bobs in the water and you cook in the sun.