"You can make a million dollars and NEVER pay taxes! That's right. YOU can make a million dollars, and NEVER pay taxes! First, make a million dollars. Then, when you get audited, and the judge asks you why you haven't paid your taxes, you just say these two words. Two simple words: I forgot." - Steve Martin

"Being rich doesn't make you happy, but it sure takes the sting out of being poor" - Delboy

KZfaqrs are in it for the money? I thought they really like Raid Shadow Legends. Next you'll be telling me Raycons aren't all they are cracked up to be

Alexander the Great asked to be buried with his hands exposed and empty as a reminder even the most powerful man died with nothing. I like that notion

I remembered someone once said We no longer celebrate the quiet life and believe that being rich will achieve great meaning and then your life would be worthwhile. We no longer value raising a family, being there for our children and gardening. We feel shame now if we not a millionaire when we are 30. Very odd very troubling.

I never thought about it, but influencers really are just human billboards. Any company can pay a fee to display their wares. Also like a billboard they have a comparable lack of morals, ethics or integrity.

As someone who had been living on unemployment income for several years before finally getting a job, I can tell you that money sure as hell makes me happier. Because once you stop having to constantly worry about being able to pay for power, food, rent, and other misc stuff. Having to stop actually save up for a few months if you wanna go out with some friends and have a good time. NO longer having to borrow a bit from family now and again just to stay afloat. In fact, finally being able to actually help others in the family if they get in money trouble. Trust me, money makes me happier. It's not the money itself, but rather the fact that all the depression from the uncertainty and worry is gone. The fact that I could so rarely spend time with friends since most activities these days cost money. All that shit causes a lot of depressing thoughts. People who say money doesn't make you happy, either has never had money problems, the kind that makes you loose sleep at night because of fear of loosing your apartment. Or they are born optimists.

I am very curious to see how the influencer thing crashes. Especially regarding the fake followers

I started selling individually-wrapped microwave-ready potatoes that people can make into *BAKED POTATOES* with their microwave at work. Now I'm a kajillionaire and I'm typing this from my yacht!

Ironically the creator of stardew Valley lived with his girlfriend for years when (actually) making the game. Upon release he became a millionare! It was easy, only taking 4 years of part time jobs and endless coding and art leasson! (Also he already had a CS degree)

Step one : Collect underpants Step two : ? Step three : Profit

Getting a cat into a sack quietly would be easier if you know an anesthesiologist

I've felt for a while that the proliferation of 'get into dropshipping and amazon arbitrage' ads was a series of Ls for me, so I'm glad to see someone address this general area. Especially as a generation where the emphasis is on education/information but housing (or even healthcare, gods forbid) seems unattainable, the idea of some kind of shibboleth or the right set of seminars granting you that kind of financial security is one that looms heavily for a lot of us.

✨ NPD says: “I’m rich but not happy... must not actually be rich”

It’s like people just hop from get rich ideas to, “be your own boss.”, to “want to gain fame and respect?” And end up working at the local shopping mall an living in a crappy apartment.

Money doesn't make you happy, but the power that comes with having a lot of it does.

Did we have the same friend? No wait the guy I knew lived off his girlfriend while talking about starting up an animation studio, while having zero experience working in the industry. Oh wait there was also the guy who talked about how he was going to write a bestselling novel but just spent all his time smoking weed and gaming. Oh wait there was also the guy planning to make CG webseries but then just spent all his time playing ARK. ...wait why are there so many of these guys?

What's this talk of 'getting rich'? It's been well established that the secret to happiness is more booze!

I've been watching Georg for a long time. I think since he had 26k subs - so not from the beginning but ever since then. & he just keeps getting better, keeps being original, keeps surviving KZfaq. Keep it up GRS

"In America; first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women" - Homer J. Simpson

The Frasier community hangs on this mans every word.

From what I've seen money is for fuelling addictions, and sometimes paying debts.

these videos offer great comfort to someone who sorely misses being slightly ranted at by some random fella at the smoking area by the pub

"I wish I was drunk" On behaf of drunk people aeverywhere, I welcome you

I have yet to spot any pattern to your videos. This pleases me.

Once Georg is rich and famous I swear I WILL marry him, whether I want to or not.

Right after you said "I wish I was drunk" i got an ad for margarita

Love your video's,.... We have been programmed to believe that money means happiness... I'm all for being content..

I'm buying up and hoarding Hiptang, and waiting to resell during the next global supply crash. Ounce for ounce it will be more valuable than gold.

“Must be nice to be rich and be able to do whatever you want.” -KZfaqrs who make $12,000 a month playing video games.

I thought that this was a threat, "Get Rich, Quick!"; like there is a cull coming for those who are not yet Rich.

“You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” - Tony Montana

Goddamn this is comedy gold. No one is this witty naturally so you must be a wonderful comedic writer. Seriously some of the best stuff I’ve run across in so many years.

Georg always validating my reasons to justify my continuous state of the depression and hopelessness. Great service.

"I know you have plenty of drugs" Fun fact: several of my "past" dealers thought they would get rich quick too. Most are either dead, in jail, or wised up and got real jobs. And now my state lets me buy legally for 10% profit to them. It's a win-win!

After hearing the stories about Mr Homunculus (that $12/hour employer) makes this story at the beginning even funnier

"who wants to be comfortable? You want dickhead money." I lost it.

About 15 years ago, a guy walked into my work and told me he had a brilliant idea for a new website that was going to be the best thing on the Internet. He'd thought a lot about it: people sell things on ebay but they have to pay a fee. He was going to be the new eBay by... not charging any fees. All he needed was for me to tell him how to make the site. I asked him how he was going to pay for all the server storage, and the staff. I watched his hopes of riches and fame get crushed by reality there and then.

I went to drama school. 99% of the students come from wealthy families who pay for their tuition and for their fancy apartments in London and most of them are in it for money, fame and sex and care very little about storytelling or have genuine passion for the craft.

God I love this channel :D Everything else on KZfaq is thoughtless noise by comparison. I'm so thankful there's still people producing content of substance on here, more so when delivered from an intelligent British perspective, and especially so when conveyed with such comedic wit. Im a huge fan here from South Korea / New Zealand.

"Drugs don't sell themselves" made me piss my pants lol

"you want dickhead money" the absolute wheeze that came out of my body after hearing that could only be described as atrocious and loud

I had a great laugh - cheers for that Georg. Top shelf

the background music made me think I was getting charged £1 a minute and at any point it would take a sexy turn

“A lot of people will tell you, ‘Don’t come to the seminar. It’s a get-rich-quick plan.’ Well, tell them it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow.” - Tom Vu

Every week, working to support my family in a job that [I am completely happy with and grateful for], your videos invariably make the next one seem do-able. Thanks for everything, Georg.

If I didn't know better, judging from the ad I got before the video played, someone could almost be convince that KZfaq has a sense of humor.

Money doesn't lead to happiness, but poverty sure does lead to unhappiness.

"Dickhead money" is now part of my vocabulary.

Possibly my favorite channel on KZfaq.

Well, George, I believed in you. I thought we all we're going to get rich from Hip-Tang... but it hasn't surfaced yet. What is Hip-Tang? I don't know, George. But I need it. The world needs Hip-Tang! Release and franchise it. I'm ready to get rich now, sir!

Just remember, if you were born in the west and the ability to watch this video. Most of the worlds population would call you rich

I saw one on the news the other day about a KZfaqr couple who cancelled an adopton because You tube wouldn't let them film it and upload it to youtube...That's so Gen Z....like the guy who filmed himself as he shot his girlfriend with a .50 AE Desert Eagle trying to prove that a phone directory would stop the bullet....

Spoons probably weren't invented. They were probably iterated from bowls with handles. Things so apparently obvious are rarely invented, but instead emerge out of perceived necessity of unrelated things. There is still a market for low tech inventions. It's just biased towards the familiar. So it appears to be hard for lone inventors to get anything to market that's too out of the ordinary. And most low tech inventions are produced in large firms. It's still often one guy who invents it, but the company gets the right to production derived from the patent by contract.

I don’t really expect to get rich quick, but when you haven’t really seen any progress after years of working in a certain field, you do start to become discouraged.

Before watching the video i was sure that i will love the format " Georg Complains. Formerly known as "just a thought".

"Hedonic treadmill effect". Look it up.

Money can't buy love but you can look for it in better places.

*DING!* **light bulb goes off over head** I can start an online cult of personality! Can't fail!

I just loaded up on dividend stocks. This video sure came at a good time.

Really liking this newer approach. 💁🏻

"You want dickhead money. And you want it now." Lol

Get me rich quick Georg!

After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I’m gonna get rich with this scheme...... And quick.

You mean there is no such things as a free lunch? I am crying now.

What I really want is freedom from the tasks that bring in money. Work sucks. I want enough money to not have to earn money. True happiness is not having to work.

Trebuchet-Eats, instant tossing of your salad

The trick has been discovered long ago. It does not lie in getting more, but in being satisfied with what you have. Each of us has more control over our outgo than our income. Lower your outgo until you don't worry about your next paycheck and happiness abounds.

Clicks on video, immediately met with a lottery commercial..

Ironic that I got a ad of some twit saying "Sick of working for a living? I know a way of making it rich within a single day" before this video 🤔

Coffeezilla would be proud xD

HEY! I've already patented my trebuchet taco truck! Back off!

This Steve chap makes a lot of sense.

Brilliant .. you always deliver, thanks for the belly laughs :-).

Great stuff. This is gold

Right after that "I wish I was drunk" youtube played an ad that started with someone opening a beer, I wish the algorithm always did stuff like that.

Excellent video 😎🔥🔥

This video did not go where I expected it to very quickly

“You Boobers” you put that on a shirt and sell it to Target that’s how you get rich. 🤣

3:30 So you knew Chris Roberts? He did got rich, I guess. At least he changed his girlfriend for an evergrowing legion of delusional nerds who keep throwing money at his yet to be finished game.

Some people are so poor all they have is money...Bob Marley

Wooooo hoooooo another video... sleeping can wait!

My dystopia: The trend of big companies monopolizing will continue. Along with this trend, the trend of companies building faculties where employees work, live and sleep will continue. A majority of the skilled workforce will now live on such campuses. They will start to sanitize the behavior of those employees in terms of speech and lifestyle (exercise is required, smoking and drinking forbidden) The work communities will soon develop their own currency in the form of creditpoints that are earned by labour and are used for every aspect of life, from the education of newborns to interiors, food, etc (of course all provided by the employing company) The shift of focus towards one's own work community, combined with a growing disdain for those outside any such community (they are considered barbaric at this point due to the emphasis on sanitized personhood) allows for any solidarity on a state level to erode, allowing neo-liberals to further break down the fundamentals of a democratic system and forms of social welfare efforts, leaving those outside any company structure to fend for themselves. This leads to a survival of the fittest kind of parallel society. One day, to a crash of sorts, these massive companies lay off many of their workers, which causes a major influx into this already scarce parallel society. A war starts to rage between different tribes and newly formed alliances until one day a new cult steps up offering a belief system that is designed hope, but later gets appropriated by those who seek to use it for power and control. For centuries this mutated form of sectarian principles will violently suppress any scientific evidence or ideas contradicting its dogmas, halting any form of progression to be made. This goes on for ages and this time period shall therefore also be referred to as the flightless ages. Until one day some bright minds start to discover what the people of ancient times had to say about things. Slowly ideas of old start to find their way into public thinking. We shall call this period the revival. Etc, etc.

How's the puppy doing? Puppy update in the next video? =P

My Friday is complete.

i liked your cat burglar joke lol

Commies and being drunk, classic.

Gold...there's gold in them there hills :p

Georg Rockall-Schmidt: Existential crisis released on KZfaq!

there are too many people who are absolutely not ready for adulthood, most of them naturally want financial independence, or as they say it 'getting rich', and they want it now, they want their first lambo, their first mansion, first orgy and what not, imagine when all you could look up to in life is something you did not invented, not even built, not even had a dream of it, you just want to consume it, you're just a consumer, just imagine how sad it is being a maggot in someone else's corpse of an idea.

Forget get rich quick schemes, we need get drunk quick schemes asap.

Homunculus - Word of the day.

I don't know rockall about schmidt.

This shit is gettin better n better..

Clever bloke you are Georg. Mucho respecto.

It's not a tumor, it's Steve.

Good save at the end there

This channel is so criminally undersubbed

This is the level of "existentially done with it all" that I can get behind.

After you have all your needs covered and you dont worry about your paycheck lasting the whole month (whatever amount is that in your country), no amount of money is going to make you happier. Keep that in mind.