"I didn't have a lot of money, because I was always saving up in the hopes one day being unemployed again" That's the real dream.
@1bardh13 жыл бұрын
Georg based and breadpilled
@SocietateaAscendenta3 жыл бұрын
Feel ya.
@zitafarkas43723 жыл бұрын
In contrary to the American dream 🥴
@calebdehart66513 жыл бұрын
Best part of December is when GRS emerges from his food coma.
@davidgjam76003 жыл бұрын
Movie coma
@Pa_blito3 жыл бұрын
like our glorious god empreror
@oxymoron023 жыл бұрын
Why would he be in a food coma at the start of December?
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi8423 жыл бұрын
@@oxymoron02 training
@GrandpaSan3 жыл бұрын
That'll be the Hiptang.
@Ciborium3 жыл бұрын
Wow! *TWO* Georg videos in one year?! Man, he's churning these out as fast as Voxis Productions or Internet Historian.
@Cunnysmythe3 жыл бұрын
Are you subbed to IH's other channels He's actually quite prolific Just subbed to VP, thanks
@temudzjin3 жыл бұрын
@@Cunnysmythe Could you tell me the name of his other channels?
@Cunnysmythe3 жыл бұрын
@@temudzjin Internet Historian: Incognito Mode and Internet Historian: Live Incognito Mode is essentially his main channel, he put an amazing feature length film on there the other week. Other than that it's much lower production value than the standard one Live is where he puts his streams of him shitting on terrible games. Uploads there most often I think
@kildogery3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll be the one KZfaqr who makes a decent movie.
@temudzjin3 жыл бұрын
@@Cunnysmythe thank you very much. I will be checking those channels.
@egoborder32033 жыл бұрын
my favorite was a few years ago when KZfaq decided I was in the market for a robotic cow-milking machine and would regularly show me HOURS-LONG CGI ads before videos for Dutch manufacturer Lely
@iododendron34163 жыл бұрын
@@DanCrippsey but at least they do not go bald.
@nijnij39883 жыл бұрын
@@DanCrippsey this had me in stitches 😂😂
@zogingu3 жыл бұрын
"saving up in the hope of one day being unemployed" this gets me way too much
@agent_meister4773 жыл бұрын
I love when ads pop up in the middle of the KZfaqrs sentences. Yea, that really endears the advertiser to my heart.
@cyberneticshadow55723 жыл бұрын
That was a perfect drunk off your ass bar story, rambled on, no real point, immensely entertaining😁😁😁🚬🍺
@paulhendrix85993 жыл бұрын
Why is this bald man between my ads
@andybaldman3 жыл бұрын
Because
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
It's a bald man sandwich, on whole advertisement bread.
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi8423 жыл бұрын
@@andybaldman Makes sense
@TheVolgun3 жыл бұрын
He is here.
@schmoo33093 жыл бұрын
Woah what are you doing here?
@stevus233 жыл бұрын
Oh hey mate love your vids!
@facundomadariaga29573 жыл бұрын
Please get Georg to lend his voice for some SCP character. It would be so cool!
@patrickdavis993 жыл бұрын
Oh you guys figured out how to use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet yet?
@pyroromancer3 жыл бұрын
Volgun! i had no idea!
@AtunSheiFilms3 жыл бұрын
Commenting for the goddamn horrible soulsucking algorithim. Can't wait to see Collaborator.
@patavinity12623 жыл бұрын
It always pleases me to know that one person I like on KZfaq watches another person I like on KZfaq.
@letsburn003 жыл бұрын
All the interesting youtubers are doing this now. I approve. Even for a filthy Lincolnite!
@Mr_Bunk3 жыл бұрын
Great to see you here, man.
@johnnybensonitis78533 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, I'm pumped! Also, pretty nice to see Mr. Georg here letting off some steam.
@invadervim90373 жыл бұрын
Wit draws the company of the witty.
@eliotmccann25893 жыл бұрын
Georg, you are my favourite black woman- without a shadow of a doubt.
@Soy_Bomb3 жыл бұрын
Short list is it
@dracula19803 жыл бұрын
@@Soy_Bomb balding black woman over 40
@mattpurvis9273 жыл бұрын
Please - African American....English.
@stefanforrer25733 жыл бұрын
@@mattpurvis927 there are black women outside of america, you know.... 😝
@blackmask96693 жыл бұрын
Beautiful chocolate man turned woman
@lapidus95523 жыл бұрын
"Saving money in the hopes of being unemployed again. " George, we are kindred spirits.
@heinrichb3 жыл бұрын
I've been seeing you across KZfaq for years now on all sorts of videos. You're not following me, are you?
@lapidus95523 жыл бұрын
@@heinrichb Nah mate, PS. You aught to leave more food in your fridge when you go out to work. And maybe if you sleep on your side you wouldn't snore as much.
@heinrichb3 жыл бұрын
@@lapidus9552 I left the breakfast at the table, bon appetit.
@arsenii_yavorskyi3 жыл бұрын
that story at the end was pure gold.
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
hmm....
@davidhunt64632 жыл бұрын
I thought it was shit.
@lloroshastar63473 жыл бұрын
"Because soda is what you cut orphan's gin with for their breakfast" - I laughed so hard I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the video
@nikomycousinishere82263 жыл бұрын
if you got an ad for beans, I'm pretty sure they understand their audience georg
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
I bet you, that that bathroom floor had like an inch of beans on the ground. I think we have witness something important here.....
@Johny40Se7en3 жыл бұрын
@@SQTOS Awww fuck sake 🤢🤮 I didn't think anyone could add anymore grotesqueness to that part of his story but you just HAD to prove that wrong 😅
@BC-lo6rf3 жыл бұрын
"Baby's first Apocalypse." First-rate, Old Man. Jolly good.
@MrKajithecat3 жыл бұрын
In our darkest hour he's back to provide some light and dry humor. Thank you.
@Kevin_Street3 жыл бұрын
That took an unusual turn. Now I'll think of that story whenever I see a foot with white toenails. Thanks, Georg!
@yondie4913 жыл бұрын
"Anyway, Whatever..." Best non-ending ever
@ChinchillaDave3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for your apparent metamorphosis into a super villain.
@luismarioguerrerosanchez47473 жыл бұрын
6:07 Quentin Tarantino didn't like this.
@basildraws3 жыл бұрын
My favorite ad: Open on a stationary figure on a stairway is being passed by dozens of pedestrians. Cut to another stationary figure in a park surrounded by adults and children playing. Fade to third stationary figure on sidewalk jostled by crowds. Text fades over the scene: Is illiteracy holding you back? Look in the yellow pages under ‘READ’. No joke. Actual ad.
@rubberface14243 жыл бұрын
My favourite marketing strategy is when they boast about changing the recipe on ready-made food. Which means: - If you tried it and liked it, you won't anymore - If you tried it and didn't like it, you're not very likely to buy it again in any case - If you haven't tried it before, you won't give a shit Who is this supposed to appeal to??
@Tacsmoker3 жыл бұрын
improved recipe usually means they worked out how to make it cheaper...
@ballsrgrossnugly3 жыл бұрын
@@Tacsmoker MOAR CARDBOARD!!
@Atom.Storm.3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else feel like when Georg video shows up that they have just came in out of the heavy rain and wind, dried off, slipped into some cotton pajamas and slid onto the couch for some ear and mind warmth. Thanks youz G thanks youz vezy mooch.
@fill10133 жыл бұрын
Georg is a lot more cheerful just recently, gets me in the Christmas spirit
@mmclaurin80353 жыл бұрын
YES. MORE GR-S VIDEOS. SIngle-handedly saving 2020.
@ThrottleKitty3 жыл бұрын
Me: Googles egg replacements for a desert cause I'm out of eggs Google: SO YOURE VEGAN??? HALF YOUR FEEDS ARE NOW VEGAN VEGAN ROLLS VEGAN BROWNIES VEGAN ARMCHAIRS VEGAN VEGAN
I once got one that was something like "pour milk down your toilet" phrased just like that. Why is this advertisement, in a slightly agressive tone, delivering this statement to me and why is it so convincing and do I have any milk oh dear I dont have any more milk I need more milk I need it to be poured down my toilet please even soy will do
@1bardh13 жыл бұрын
"Curly fries that are super curly that follow the golden spiral all the way down to god" My sides lmao
@paulhugo16233 жыл бұрын
You reap what you sow. You are what you search for. The algorithms will learn your deepest loves and fears... and milk you. Resistance is futile
@xBINARYGODx3 жыл бұрын
They will frequently also totally fuck up and guess wrong and only are good at knowing you better than you know yourself in very specific ways. If you think things for them are better than that - you might have believed an ad or an article that was basically the same thing.
@oxymoron023 жыл бұрын
Except there are many, many browser extensions to combat them, not to mention VPNs and mule accounts. The algorithm can't learn anything if it's constantly fed false information; then people complain like this that the ads they see aren't relevant to them.
@doctordarkness1003 жыл бұрын
Except the fact that algorithms are retarded. And trying to apply mathematical formulas to people's preferences is a surefire way to get told to fuck off
@oxymoron023 жыл бұрын
@@doctordarkness100 I'm sorry, did you actually think I was trying to defend algorithms? By the way, it's 2020, don't use ableist slurs.
@pills-3 жыл бұрын
That's why i occasionally let someone else use my search bar muahaha!
@jnnx3 жыл бұрын
Why are people going mental over THESE soybeans?
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
Where ? Have you seen any??? ANSWER ME YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@poppers73173 жыл бұрын
Madonna eats it. Oh no, that was Hiptang.
@pills-3 жыл бұрын
"Hot soybeans in your area!" lol
@VesterDude3 жыл бұрын
They're flavored with bathsalts!
@svenleeuwen3 жыл бұрын
#6 changed my life
@nickbex3 жыл бұрын
Without a shadow of a doubt, this guy should have a podcast for his tangents.
@msg49253 жыл бұрын
I hate the medicine ads that don’t even state what the medication is for, simply “ask your physician about XYZ.”
@HazyShayd3 жыл бұрын
"They" keep trying to get me to click an add to fully empty my colon. Apparently this has something to do with a picture of a single flaming cashew.
@apollion8883 жыл бұрын
At "Who's clicking on that? Who's PAYING for that?" I totally lost it. Great line, great delivery
@ActuallySanFrancisco3 жыл бұрын
as someone who spent around a decade working in the service industry, let me congratulate you on bearing witness to what happens in literally every women's restroom everywhere! maybe one day you'll also be able to decipher why, exclusively in the women's room, shit also oft times ends up on the ceiling, or how on earth some women can occasionally crack a toilet in half down the middle like the stone table in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe". if you do, let me know, cause i've always wondered!
@ballsrgrossnugly3 жыл бұрын
If a guy has been in a year long or more relationship with a woman, and they are surprised at this... I'm sorry, you just aren't paying attention.
@Aff3ct0003 жыл бұрын
Shit, that reminds me. I should probably buy some beans.
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
In a tub?
@stevecarter88103 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Louis-wp3fq3 жыл бұрын
*obligatory Hip-Tang advertising joke*
@numerum_bestia3 жыл бұрын
It must be
@Pastafari43 жыл бұрын
Praised be
@davidh93543 жыл бұрын
@@Pastafari4 all glory to the Hip-Tang
@alecatnight15403 жыл бұрын
A-ah
@iododendron34163 жыл бұрын
That'll be the!
@Soy_Bomb3 жыл бұрын
George was forced to live at an airport since his last video.... Fell down an escalator
@SeiShinjitsuShi3 жыл бұрын
Ads are normally not about selling you something in the moment, and more about building associations in your mind that prime future buying behavior.
@ThornsOfOurTime3 жыл бұрын
yup, its programing , or social engineering
@afwwor033 жыл бұрын
I shall never look at white toenails the same again...
@josefinaf73853 жыл бұрын
Thats what i took from this as well 😂😂😂
@jens2563 жыл бұрын
"curly fries are super-curly, and follow the golden spiral all the way down to god" 😂
@ninawth3 жыл бұрын
Everyday, KZfaq forces me multiple times to watch one specific ad for some type of medicinal cream to treat vaginal fungus infections. I don't have that affliction, so I'm not tempted to buy it, but imagine the poor soul who does have it and is now constantly haunted by an ad that keeps bringing it up!?
@victoriaw67623 жыл бұрын
My husband and I agree that this is one of your finest works sir! The sign off was particularly magnificent. We salut you.
@davidgjam76003 жыл бұрын
This is the unofficial reboot of the Boisterous Bros. but with only Georg
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it always like that?
@LeonSKennedy77773 жыл бұрын
So good to have you back, Georg. So good that you wouldn’t believe.
@nine3003 жыл бұрын
Georg, the eternal answer to the question "what if my depression were a person"
@DidierSampaolo3 жыл бұрын
I came here for your advice about cinema. I stayed for everything else.
@Bluehawk20083 жыл бұрын
I love camping out in public restrooms. I've never said that before to anyone.
@KnuckleHunkybuck3 жыл бұрын
And please don't say it ever again.
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
@New Cult King Ok you two.... Go get a stall.....
@katyinajam3 жыл бұрын
My favorite public restrooms are the gas station ones that are around the side of the building. Usually nastier, sure, but I’ll trade that for the extra privacy. Some of the only times I’ve felt the true solitude of being alone and unknown, almost invisible.
I once started insulating and decorating wallpapering a booth in a public restroom with cardboard boxes,, but my neighbours made the bottom go all soggy.
@Jepicus3 жыл бұрын
All my ads are just softcore porn and weird, AI generated, abstract messages that feel like they're trying to activate a sleeper cell. Empty internet theory but for advertisers too.
@Cheesemonk3h3 жыл бұрын
everyone else is too busy trying to buy into a cult narrative about the world ending to take care of themselves - you probably aren't even wrong about weird nonsense ads activating sleeper cells. at this point it wouldn't even be the least beleivable thing i've seen this year
@jaybones84573 жыл бұрын
Activation word- Ronald McDonald
@Jepicus3 жыл бұрын
@@jaybones8457 Message received - 00101101 PUBLIC HIGHWAY 101101010 CONGRESSMAN 11110100 PIPE BOMB. On route - Airport. ETA: 20 minutes.
@shawklan273 жыл бұрын
Same it's fucked
@frankiewest32143 жыл бұрын
@@Cheesemonk3h Number Stations have moved on to youtube adverts as a platform...
@TheRaymanFan3 жыл бұрын
im loving georg's transformation into a cartoon villain
@NielsToftLarsen3 жыл бұрын
Wall to floor ceilings IS indeed an fascinating feature
@noahrighi3 жыл бұрын
god this was good, please make more
@ekksoku3 жыл бұрын
Don't spend too long in a Five Guys toilet, they'll knock on the door to check you haven't died. Probably says something about the rest of their clientele.
@jerrahaynes15643 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that i've descended into hiccup madness, and i'm still having to hold my breath to prevent the hiccups from overtaking me again.
@thegoldencaulk27423 жыл бұрын
This is the most well-shot whinge I've seen. I look forward to more of your well-shot whinges.
@damianmush51003 жыл бұрын
This depressingly has been the best content ive ever seen on youtube.
@isabellaeeden3 жыл бұрын
You’re spoiling us with these videos, Georgie ;) x
@twolessba10873 жыл бұрын
this channel is such a diamond in the rough, i hope one day it explodes and get the recognition it deserves
@PyramidHACK3 жыл бұрын
Sorely missed you. Your videos were a nice comfort during my darkest years in recent memoy.
@gabriellasantin2203 жыл бұрын
Everyone is here
@jimmyjones98853 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to your "series" about public toilets.
@syrophenikan3 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you’re back. I have missed your videos tremendously.
@100theDork3 жыл бұрын
This is why I’ve watched you for years and will continue to
@picklep98123 жыл бұрын
You are a comfortable person to watch.
@CerealBox643 жыл бұрын
May have cracked open a can of POP while you were talking about the SODA
@Ghost70653 жыл бұрын
As long as it's Hip-tang
@brendanward29913 жыл бұрын
Pop? Soda? Oh, he means minerals!
@professorprofesserson7283 жыл бұрын
Great to see you active again. I appreciate the quality content.
@bracket123 жыл бұрын
I have really missed your videos! you are such a dark cloud on my rainy day! love your stuff:D
@lukasgruber12803 жыл бұрын
i use adblock because I dont agree with Googles agendas , especially when it comes to censor channels on KZfaq. So I do not want to help them get richer and more powerful. But I am fully dedicated to financially support KZfaq creators directly when they offer a possibility since I want them to continue their work. Also I do not like how ads make me think about problems I did not have before the ad promised to solve them.
@VTRDC273 жыл бұрын
Who are they censoring?
@timi_ro3 жыл бұрын
@@VTRDC27 Everyone!
@lukasgruber12803 жыл бұрын
@@VTRDC27 alternative news gets deleted all over on youtube. it started with infowars. you can say they deserved it. but since there was no outcry youtube just shut down more and more channels. a lot pro trump channels before the election . you might say they deserve that too but its censorship after all. then in europe channels that criticize the goverment with no own political agenda. thats certainly too far, no? its not free speech when only 1 opinion is allowed but a one way road to despotism. and currently every critical thinking channel is in danger because it is not "ad friendly". so basically ads cause censorship on the web. now ask yourself: why does noone make videos on youtube about this? ;)
@sheepsnoopshep3 жыл бұрын
Best podcast when?
@RetroRespawn3 жыл бұрын
Always good to see you Georg. The loo anecdote had me in fits. Cheers!
@rojetsmith27593 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the friday consistency. Also the story about the white coloured toe nails had me cracking. Made my night
@odskeet3 жыл бұрын
This is up there with ted kaczynski's manifesto.
@davidm18183 жыл бұрын
Based Uncle Ted
@odskeet3 жыл бұрын
Because I googled how to spell kaczynski's, now I'm on an FBI watch list... Thanks georg
@dongeraci85993 жыл бұрын
We call soda "pop" in some of the weirder regions of the U.S. too.
@73North2653 жыл бұрын
I think the joke is that no one in the UK calls fizzy drinks pop any more (maybe in some areas in Scotland perhaps) and it is considered very old fashioned. That’s Georg’s humour to a tee - he knows its not true and he knows many of his audience do too, but he’s going to say it anyway because...why not. But then I could be wrong.....probably am....why did I bother....why do I ever bother....so sorry for wasting your time....
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
@@stinkfinga4918 that's not really a lmao comment
@HappyCynic3 жыл бұрын
@@73North265 People in England say pop all of the time.
@73North2653 жыл бұрын
@@HappyCynic You think so? I’m 46 and lived in England most of my life and hardly ever hear anyone refer to it as that (at least unironically). Where in England do you live then?
@lloroshastar63473 жыл бұрын
@@73North265 In England I usually hear people say 'fizzy drink', 'soft drink' or they refer to the specific brand. I've certainly heard people say 'pop' but not very often. I've only ever heard anyone in the UK use the term 'soda' at a bar when ordering a drink for a stingey cheapskate.
@ScorpionSpeed3 жыл бұрын
More Georg Complains! I love your content!
@LarryJohnVA3 жыл бұрын
One of your greatest, Georg! Looking forward to more.
@oxymoron023 жыл бұрын
Georg: *uses methods to avoid targeted advertising online* Also Georg: Why are the ads I see irrelevant to me?
@sunnohh3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thats what I kept thinking
@NecromancyForKids3 жыл бұрын
They're irrelevant to anyone.
@jashloseher5783 жыл бұрын
His point is that online ad programs are plankton-tier retarded gaff.
@yamatsukami9873 жыл бұрын
i am big cola, i beg them to stop wasting money on overdone adds every years and they dont listen
@Ultracity60603 жыл бұрын
I only click on ads when something loads at the top of the page, and pushes all the elements around, so an ad jumps under my mouse at the exact moment I click on what I _wanted_ to click on.
@christiandaugherty63393 жыл бұрын
Two videos in a week! Good stuff 👍
@patrickdavis993 жыл бұрын
Oklahoman here, we say pop, damn those belligerent soda people.
@thebobbrom71763 жыл бұрын
English person here I've never heard anyone say the word "Pop" People usually just say "Fizzy Drinks"
@KnuckleHunkybuck3 жыл бұрын
"Soda" has always sounded too clinical or technical to me. Like _"The particular male in question was ingesting soda when the integrity of the container's covering was compromised and a comprehensive leakage occurred onto his trousers."_ vs. _"That guy was drinking pop when the lid came right off the cup and spilled all over his pants."_
@NecromancyForKids3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of different names for it around the states. Some incorrect places even call all cola "coke".
@KnuckleHunkybuck3 жыл бұрын
@@NecromancyForKids Not just all cola, but all pop. In Texas, the following is a perfectly "legitimate" exchange: Waitress: What can I get you to drink? Customer: I'll have a Coke. Waitress: What kind? Customer: Coke. Waitress: OK, I'll have that right out.
@HoloFizz3 жыл бұрын
New zealander here, we just call it Fizzy.
@CitizenKanevideos3 жыл бұрын
Randomly thought of Hiptang™ earlier today, and now here you are, talking about online advertising. Coincidence? Or subliminal message activated via a specific mnemonic phrase? 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑇𝑎𝑛𝑔. 𝐻𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑔™
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
What's in your wallet?
@ticklebones32383 жыл бұрын
Women will never know
@GameplayandTalk3 жыл бұрын
Nice! The "12 Days of Christmas" videos are always great. I'm looking forward to them.
@MrBritishNinja3 жыл бұрын
So looking forward to your yearly NYE movie recommendation series!
@KnjazNazrath3 жыл бұрын
We don't call it "Pop", you mug. We call it "fizzy drink". Also, where's the HIPTANG ad during this video? You had ONE JOB, Georgy boy!
@evanward43033 жыл бұрын
Michaelangelo's David with clogs on. My mind can't unpicture that.
@nakedhand3 жыл бұрын
"..and the reason I tell you this" really woke me up from that festering nightmare.
@nicholasdickens28013 жыл бұрын
Great to have you back.
@IDidntSetAHandle3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't have any money, because I was always saving up in the hopes of one day being unemployed again" is a quote I will carry with me. And it was off the (fancy) cuff!
@ramenoodle78533 жыл бұрын
Babies first apocalypse. Almost spit out my big cola!
@cheshirecat16113 жыл бұрын
I don't know when I've last been so genuinely amused by any video I've seen on this website! Well done. Cheers!
@gnarlin49643 жыл бұрын
What a lovely heart warming story. Thank you for the imagery that's now ingrained into my psyche for the rest of my life.
@CringePanda3 жыл бұрын
Wow hello stranger!
@SQTOS3 жыл бұрын
Ow, Hey
@vash473 жыл бұрын
this is one of your most bizarre videos yet. I loved it!
@195511SM3 жыл бұрын
I often wonder how many people even see the ads, when they pop up on KZfaq. I'm always staring down at the little SKIP ADS tab in the lower right corner of the screen.....busy watching the countdown clock......waiting to hit that thing.....5...4...3...2...1....& then CLICK.
@Segkee3 жыл бұрын
I click on all the ads that I don't know what they're selling because I need to know. Photo of baked beans? Ad for virtual babysitting. Who knew? You don't. But I do now! Now I know!
@OHaraekul3 жыл бұрын
Georg. I was left completely flabbergasted - absolutely taken aback - by that ending story. With weeping eyes I reside to behold the freshly purchased toffee apple which now adorns my table: and I vouch to all that is divine to never lay sight on it again.
@moreagain56283 жыл бұрын
Love you, man. Glad to see you at it again
@harlow20473 жыл бұрын
Huzzah for a new GRS video series! My favourite YT raconteur.
@oxydeep94043 жыл бұрын
the white toenail story sent me up the wall with laughter...please tell me none of it got on your bag or your precious thermos lmao!