Georg Complains: Online Advertising

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Georg Rockall-Schmidt

Georg Rockall-Schmidt

Күн бұрын

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@pennnel
@pennnel 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't have a lot of money, because I was always saving up in the hopes one day being unemployed again" That's the real dream.
@1bardh1
@1bardh1 3 жыл бұрын
Georg based and breadpilled
@SocietateaAscendenta
@SocietateaAscendenta 3 жыл бұрын
Feel ya.
@zitafarkas4372
@zitafarkas4372 3 жыл бұрын
In contrary to the American dream 🥴
@calebdehart6651
@calebdehart6651 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of December is when GRS emerges from his food coma.
@davidgjam7600
@davidgjam7600 3 жыл бұрын
Movie coma
@Pa_blito
@Pa_blito 3 жыл бұрын
like our glorious god empreror
@oxymoron02
@oxymoron02 3 жыл бұрын
Why would he be in a food coma at the start of December?
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 3 жыл бұрын
@@oxymoron02 training
@GrandpaSan
@GrandpaSan 3 жыл бұрын
That'll be the Hiptang.
@Ciborium
@Ciborium 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! *TWO* Georg videos in one year?! Man, he's churning these out as fast as Voxis Productions or Internet Historian.
@Cunnysmythe
@Cunnysmythe 3 жыл бұрын
Are you subbed to IH's other channels He's actually quite prolific Just subbed to VP, thanks
@temudzjin
@temudzjin 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cunnysmythe Could you tell me the name of his other channels?
@Cunnysmythe
@Cunnysmythe 3 жыл бұрын
@@temudzjin Internet Historian: Incognito Mode and Internet Historian: Live Incognito Mode is essentially his main channel, he put an amazing feature length film on there the other week. Other than that it's much lower production value than the standard one Live is where he puts his streams of him shitting on terrible games. Uploads there most often I think
@kildogery
@kildogery 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll be the one KZfaqr who makes a decent movie.
@temudzjin
@temudzjin 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cunnysmythe thank you very much. I will be checking those channels.
@egoborder3203
@egoborder3203 3 жыл бұрын
my favorite was a few years ago when KZfaq decided I was in the market for a robotic cow-milking machine and would regularly show me HOURS-LONG CGI ads before videos for Dutch manufacturer Lely
@iododendron3416
@iododendron3416 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanCrippsey but at least they do not go bald.
@nijnij3988
@nijnij3988 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanCrippsey this had me in stitches 😂😂
@zogingu
@zogingu 3 жыл бұрын
"saving up in the hope of one day being unemployed" this gets me way too much
@agent_meister477
@agent_meister477 3 жыл бұрын
I love when ads pop up in the middle of the KZfaqrs sentences. Yea, that really endears the advertiser to my heart.
@cyberneticshadow5572
@cyberneticshadow5572 3 жыл бұрын
That was a perfect drunk off your ass bar story, rambled on, no real point, immensely entertaining😁😁😁🚬🍺
@paulhendrix8599
@paulhendrix8599 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this bald man between my ads
@andybaldman
@andybaldman 3 жыл бұрын
Because
@pentelegomenon1175
@pentelegomenon1175 3 жыл бұрын
It's a bald man sandwich, on whole advertisement bread.
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 3 жыл бұрын
@@andybaldman Makes sense
@TheVolgun
@TheVolgun 3 жыл бұрын
He is here.
@schmoo3309
@schmoo3309 3 жыл бұрын
Woah what are you doing here?
@stevus23
@stevus23 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey mate love your vids!
@facundomadariaga2957
@facundomadariaga2957 3 жыл бұрын
Please get Georg to lend his voice for some SCP character. It would be so cool!
@patrickdavis99
@patrickdavis99 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you guys figured out how to use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet yet?
@pyroromancer
@pyroromancer 3 жыл бұрын
Volgun! i had no idea!
@AtunSheiFilms
@AtunSheiFilms 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting for the goddamn horrible soulsucking algorithim. Can't wait to see Collaborator.
@patavinity1262
@patavinity1262 3 жыл бұрын
It always pleases me to know that one person I like on KZfaq watches another person I like on KZfaq.
@letsburn00
@letsburn00 3 жыл бұрын
All the interesting youtubers are doing this now. I approve. Even for a filthy Lincolnite!
@Mr_Bunk
@Mr_Bunk 3 жыл бұрын
Great to see you here, man.
@johnnybensonitis7853
@johnnybensonitis7853 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, I'm pumped! Also, pretty nice to see Mr. Georg here letting off some steam.
@invadervim9037
@invadervim9037 3 жыл бұрын
Wit draws the company of the witty.
@eliotmccann2589
@eliotmccann2589 3 жыл бұрын
Georg, you are my favourite black woman- without a shadow of a doubt.
@Soy_Bomb
@Soy_Bomb 3 жыл бұрын
Short list is it
@dracula1980
@dracula1980 3 жыл бұрын
@@Soy_Bomb balding black woman over 40
@mattpurvis927
@mattpurvis927 3 жыл бұрын
Please - African American....English.
@stefanforrer2573
@stefanforrer2573 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattpurvis927 there are black women outside of america, you know.... 😝
@blackmask9669
@blackmask9669 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful chocolate man turned woman
@lapidus9552
@lapidus9552 3 жыл бұрын
"Saving money in the hopes of being unemployed again. " George, we are kindred spirits.
@heinrichb
@heinrichb 3 жыл бұрын
I've been seeing you across KZfaq for years now on all sorts of videos. You're not following me, are you?
@lapidus9552
@lapidus9552 3 жыл бұрын
@@heinrichb Nah mate, PS. You aught to leave more food in your fridge when you go out to work. And maybe if you sleep on your side you wouldn't snore as much.
@heinrichb
@heinrichb 3 жыл бұрын
@@lapidus9552 I left the breakfast at the table, bon appetit.
@arsenii_yavorskyi
@arsenii_yavorskyi 3 жыл бұрын
that story at the end was pure gold.
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
hmm....
@davidhunt6463
@davidhunt6463 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was shit.
@lloroshastar6347
@lloroshastar6347 3 жыл бұрын
"Because soda is what you cut orphan's gin with for their breakfast" - I laughed so hard I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the video
@nikomycousinishere8226
@nikomycousinishere8226 3 жыл бұрын
if you got an ad for beans, I'm pretty sure they understand their audience georg
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you, that that bathroom floor had like an inch of beans on the ground. I think we have witness something important here.....
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en 3 жыл бұрын
@@SQTOS Awww fuck sake 🤢🤮 I didn't think anyone could add anymore grotesqueness to that part of his story but you just HAD to prove that wrong 😅
@BC-lo6rf
@BC-lo6rf 3 жыл бұрын
"Baby's first Apocalypse." First-rate, Old Man. Jolly good.
@MrKajithecat
@MrKajithecat 3 жыл бұрын
In our darkest hour he's back to provide some light and dry humor. Thank you.
@Kevin_Street
@Kevin_Street 3 жыл бұрын
That took an unusual turn. Now I'll think of that story whenever I see a foot with white toenails. Thanks, Georg!
@yondie491
@yondie491 3 жыл бұрын
"Anyway, Whatever..." Best non-ending ever
@ChinchillaDave
@ChinchillaDave 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for your apparent metamorphosis into a super villain.
@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 3 жыл бұрын
6:07 Quentin Tarantino didn't like this.
@basildraws
@basildraws 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite ad: Open on a stationary figure on a stairway is being passed by dozens of pedestrians. Cut to another stationary figure in a park surrounded by adults and children playing. Fade to third stationary figure on sidewalk jostled by crowds. Text fades over the scene: Is illiteracy holding you back? Look in the yellow pages under ‘READ’. No joke. Actual ad.
@rubberface1424
@rubberface1424 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite marketing strategy is when they boast about changing the recipe on ready-made food. Which means: - If you tried it and liked it, you won't anymore - If you tried it and didn't like it, you're not very likely to buy it again in any case - If you haven't tried it before, you won't give a shit Who is this supposed to appeal to??
@Tacsmoker
@Tacsmoker 3 жыл бұрын
improved recipe usually means they worked out how to make it cheaper...
@ballsrgrossnugly
@ballsrgrossnugly 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tacsmoker MOAR CARDBOARD!!
@Atom.Storm.
@Atom.Storm. 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else feel like when Georg video shows up that they have just came in out of the heavy rain and wind, dried off, slipped into some cotton pajamas and slid onto the couch for some ear and mind warmth. Thanks youz G thanks youz vezy mooch.
@fill1013
@fill1013 3 жыл бұрын
Georg is a lot more cheerful just recently, gets me in the Christmas spirit
@mmclaurin8035
@mmclaurin8035 3 жыл бұрын
YES. MORE GR-S VIDEOS. SIngle-handedly saving 2020.
@ThrottleKitty
@ThrottleKitty 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Googles egg replacements for a desert cause I'm out of eggs Google: SO YOURE VEGAN??? HALF YOUR FEEDS ARE NOW VEGAN VEGAN ROLLS VEGAN BROWNIES VEGAN ARMCHAIRS VEGAN VEGAN
@TheBarroomHero321
@TheBarroomHero321 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Googles Covid Vaccine Sites Google: COVIDPLANDEMICJOEBIDENPEDOADRENOCHROMEBILLGATESMICROCHIPELONMUSKJOEROGANSAVIOROFHUMANITYOJDID911ELVISALIVESEMENUNDERROCKEFELLERPLAZAAUBREYPLAZASECRETROTHSCHILDJEWEPSTEINWEINSTEINEINSTEINBEARENSTEIN...
@heggy_69
@heggy_69 3 жыл бұрын
I once got one that was something like "pour milk down your toilet" phrased just like that. Why is this advertisement, in a slightly agressive tone, delivering this statement to me and why is it so convincing and do I have any milk oh dear I dont have any more milk I need more milk I need it to be poured down my toilet please even soy will do
@1bardh1
@1bardh1 3 жыл бұрын
"Curly fries that are super curly that follow the golden spiral all the way down to god" My sides lmao
@paulhugo1623
@paulhugo1623 3 жыл бұрын
You reap what you sow. You are what you search for. The algorithms will learn your deepest loves and fears... and milk you. Resistance is futile
@xBINARYGODx
@xBINARYGODx 3 жыл бұрын
They will frequently also totally fuck up and guess wrong and only are good at knowing you better than you know yourself in very specific ways. If you think things for them are better than that - you might have believed an ad or an article that was basically the same thing.
@oxymoron02
@oxymoron02 3 жыл бұрын
Except there are many, many browser extensions to combat them, not to mention VPNs and mule accounts. The algorithm can't learn anything if it's constantly fed false information; then people complain like this that the ads they see aren't relevant to them.
@doctordarkness100
@doctordarkness100 3 жыл бұрын
Except the fact that algorithms are retarded. And trying to apply mathematical formulas to people's preferences is a surefire way to get told to fuck off
@oxymoron02
@oxymoron02 3 жыл бұрын
@@doctordarkness100 I'm sorry, did you actually think I was trying to defend algorithms? By the way, it's 2020, don't use ableist slurs.
@pills-
@pills- 3 жыл бұрын
That's why i occasionally let someone else use my search bar muahaha!
@jnnx
@jnnx 3 жыл бұрын
Why are people going mental over THESE soybeans?
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
Where ? Have you seen any??? ANSWER ME YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@poppers7317
@poppers7317 3 жыл бұрын
Madonna eats it. Oh no, that was Hiptang.
@pills-
@pills- 3 жыл бұрын
"Hot soybeans in your area!" lol
@VesterDude
@VesterDude 3 жыл бұрын
They're flavored with bathsalts!
@svenleeuwen
@svenleeuwen 3 жыл бұрын
#6 changed my life
@nickbex
@nickbex 3 жыл бұрын
Without a shadow of a doubt, this guy should have a podcast for his tangents.
@msg4925
@msg4925 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the medicine ads that don’t even state what the medication is for, simply “ask your physician about XYZ.”
@HazyShayd
@HazyShayd 3 жыл бұрын
"They" keep trying to get me to click an add to fully empty my colon. Apparently this has something to do with a picture of a single flaming cashew.
@apollion888
@apollion888 3 жыл бұрын
At "Who's clicking on that? Who's PAYING for that?" I totally lost it. Great line, great delivery
@ActuallySanFrancisco
@ActuallySanFrancisco 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who spent around a decade working in the service industry, let me congratulate you on bearing witness to what happens in literally every women's restroom everywhere! maybe one day you'll also be able to decipher why, exclusively in the women's room, shit also oft times ends up on the ceiling, or how on earth some women can occasionally crack a toilet in half down the middle like the stone table in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe". if you do, let me know, cause i've always wondered!
@ballsrgrossnugly
@ballsrgrossnugly 3 жыл бұрын
If a guy has been in a year long or more relationship with a woman, and they are surprised at this... I'm sorry, you just aren't paying attention.
@Aff3ct000
@Aff3ct000 3 жыл бұрын
Shit, that reminds me. I should probably buy some beans.
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
In a tub?
@stevecarter8810
@stevecarter8810 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Louis-wp3fq
@Louis-wp3fq 3 жыл бұрын
*obligatory Hip-Tang advertising joke*
@numerum_bestia
@numerum_bestia 3 жыл бұрын
It must be
@Pastafari4
@Pastafari4 3 жыл бұрын
Praised be
@davidh9354
@davidh9354 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pastafari4 all glory to the Hip-Tang
@alecatnight1540
@alecatnight1540 3 жыл бұрын
A-ah
@iododendron3416
@iododendron3416 3 жыл бұрын
That'll be the!
@Soy_Bomb
@Soy_Bomb 3 жыл бұрын
George was forced to live at an airport since his last video.... Fell down an escalator
@SeiShinjitsuShi
@SeiShinjitsuShi 3 жыл бұрын
Ads are normally not about selling you something in the moment, and more about building associations in your mind that prime future buying behavior.
@ThornsOfOurTime
@ThornsOfOurTime 3 жыл бұрын
yup, its programing , or social engineering
@afwwor03
@afwwor03 3 жыл бұрын
I shall never look at white toenails the same again...
@josefinaf7385
@josefinaf7385 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what i took from this as well 😂😂😂
@jens256
@jens256 3 жыл бұрын
"curly fries are super-curly, and follow the golden spiral all the way down to god" 😂
@ninawth
@ninawth 3 жыл бұрын
Everyday, KZfaq forces me multiple times to watch one specific ad for some type of medicinal cream to treat vaginal fungus infections. I don't have that affliction, so I'm not tempted to buy it, but imagine the poor soul who does have it and is now constantly haunted by an ad that keeps bringing it up!?
@victoriaw6762
@victoriaw6762 3 жыл бұрын
My husband and I agree that this is one of your finest works sir! The sign off was particularly magnificent. We salut you.
@davidgjam7600
@davidgjam7600 3 жыл бұрын
This is the unofficial reboot of the Boisterous Bros. but with only Georg
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it always like that?
@LeonSKennedy7777
@LeonSKennedy7777 3 жыл бұрын
So good to have you back, Georg. So good that you wouldn’t believe.
@nine300
@nine300 3 жыл бұрын
Georg, the eternal answer to the question "what if my depression were a person"
@DidierSampaolo
@DidierSampaolo 3 жыл бұрын
I came here for your advice about cinema. I stayed for everything else.
@Bluehawk2008
@Bluehawk2008 3 жыл бұрын
I love camping out in public restrooms. I've never said that before to anyone.
@KnuckleHunkybuck
@KnuckleHunkybuck 3 жыл бұрын
And please don't say it ever again.
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
@New Cult King Ok you two.... Go get a stall.....
@katyinajam
@katyinajam 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite public restrooms are the gas station ones that are around the side of the building. Usually nastier, sure, but I’ll trade that for the extra privacy. Some of the only times I’ve felt the true solitude of being alone and unknown, almost invisible.
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
@@katyinajam hmmm.... Serenity.... Painted brown.....
@corvusboreus2072
@corvusboreus2072 3 жыл бұрын
I once started insulating and decorating wallpapering a booth in a public restroom with cardboard boxes,, but my neighbours made the bottom go all soggy.
@Jepicus
@Jepicus 3 жыл бұрын
All my ads are just softcore porn and weird, AI generated, abstract messages that feel like they're trying to activate a sleeper cell. Empty internet theory but for advertisers too.
@Cheesemonk3h
@Cheesemonk3h 3 жыл бұрын
everyone else is too busy trying to buy into a cult narrative about the world ending to take care of themselves - you probably aren't even wrong about weird nonsense ads activating sleeper cells. at this point it wouldn't even be the least beleivable thing i've seen this year
@jaybones8457
@jaybones8457 3 жыл бұрын
Activation word- Ronald McDonald
@Jepicus
@Jepicus 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaybones8457 Message received - 00101101 PUBLIC HIGHWAY 101101010 CONGRESSMAN 11110100 PIPE BOMB. On route - Airport. ETA: 20 minutes.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 3 жыл бұрын
Same it's fucked
@frankiewest3214
@frankiewest3214 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cheesemonk3h Number Stations have moved on to youtube adverts as a platform...
@TheRaymanFan
@TheRaymanFan 3 жыл бұрын
im loving georg's transformation into a cartoon villain
@NielsToftLarsen
@NielsToftLarsen 3 жыл бұрын
Wall to floor ceilings IS indeed an fascinating feature
@noahrighi
@noahrighi 3 жыл бұрын
god this was good, please make more
@ekksoku
@ekksoku 3 жыл бұрын
Don't spend too long in a Five Guys toilet, they'll knock on the door to check you haven't died. Probably says something about the rest of their clientele.
@jerrahaynes1564
@jerrahaynes1564 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that i've descended into hiccup madness, and i'm still having to hold my breath to prevent the hiccups from overtaking me again.
@thegoldencaulk2742
@thegoldencaulk2742 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most well-shot whinge I've seen. I look forward to more of your well-shot whinges.
@damianmush5100
@damianmush5100 3 жыл бұрын
This depressingly has been the best content ive ever seen on youtube.
@isabellaeeden
@isabellaeeden 3 жыл бұрын
You’re spoiling us with these videos, Georgie ;) x
@twolessba1087
@twolessba1087 3 жыл бұрын
this channel is such a diamond in the rough, i hope one day it explodes and get the recognition it deserves
@PyramidHACK
@PyramidHACK 3 жыл бұрын
Sorely missed you. Your videos were a nice comfort during my darkest years in recent memoy.
@gabriellasantin220
@gabriellasantin220 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is here
@jimmyjones9885
@jimmyjones9885 3 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to your "series" about public toilets.
@syrophenikan
@syrophenikan 3 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you’re back. I have missed your videos tremendously.
@100theDork
@100theDork 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I’ve watched you for years and will continue to
@picklep9812
@picklep9812 3 жыл бұрын
You are a comfortable person to watch.
@CerealBox64
@CerealBox64 3 жыл бұрын
May have cracked open a can of POP while you were talking about the SODA
@Ghost7065
@Ghost7065 3 жыл бұрын
As long as it's Hip-tang
@brendanward2991
@brendanward2991 3 жыл бұрын
Pop? Soda? Oh, he means minerals!
@professorprofesserson728
@professorprofesserson728 3 жыл бұрын
Great to see you active again. I appreciate the quality content.
@bracket12
@bracket12 3 жыл бұрын
I have really missed your videos! you are such a dark cloud on my rainy day! love your stuff:D
@lukasgruber1280
@lukasgruber1280 3 жыл бұрын
i use adblock because I dont agree with Googles agendas , especially when it comes to censor channels on KZfaq. So I do not want to help them get richer and more powerful. But I am fully dedicated to financially support KZfaq creators directly when they offer a possibility since I want them to continue their work. Also I do not like how ads make me think about problems I did not have before the ad promised to solve them.
@VTRDC27
@VTRDC27 3 жыл бұрын
Who are they censoring?
@timi_ro
@timi_ro 3 жыл бұрын
@@VTRDC27 Everyone!
@lukasgruber1280
@lukasgruber1280 3 жыл бұрын
@@VTRDC27 alternative news gets deleted all over on youtube. it started with infowars. you can say they deserved it. but since there was no outcry youtube just shut down more and more channels. a lot pro trump channels before the election . you might say they deserve that too but its censorship after all. then in europe channels that criticize the goverment with no own political agenda. thats certainly too far, no? its not free speech when only 1 opinion is allowed but a one way road to despotism. and currently every critical thinking channel is in danger because it is not "ad friendly". so basically ads cause censorship on the web. now ask yourself: why does noone make videos on youtube about this? ;)
@sheepsnoopshep
@sheepsnoopshep 3 жыл бұрын
Best podcast when?
@RetroRespawn
@RetroRespawn 3 жыл бұрын
Always good to see you Georg. The loo anecdote had me in fits. Cheers!
@rojetsmith2759
@rojetsmith2759 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the friday consistency. Also the story about the white coloured toe nails had me cracking. Made my night
@odskeet
@odskeet 3 жыл бұрын
This is up there with ted kaczynski's manifesto.
@davidm1818
@davidm1818 3 жыл бұрын
Based Uncle Ted
@odskeet
@odskeet 3 жыл бұрын
Because I googled how to spell kaczynski's, now I'm on an FBI watch list... Thanks georg
@dongeraci8599
@dongeraci8599 3 жыл бұрын
We call soda "pop" in some of the weirder regions of the U.S. too.
@73North265
@73North265 3 жыл бұрын
I think the joke is that no one in the UK calls fizzy drinks pop any more (maybe in some areas in Scotland perhaps) and it is considered very old fashioned. That’s Georg’s humour to a tee - he knows its not true and he knows many of his audience do too, but he’s going to say it anyway because...why not. But then I could be wrong.....probably am....why did I bother....why do I ever bother....so sorry for wasting your time....
@pentelegomenon1175
@pentelegomenon1175 3 жыл бұрын
@@stinkfinga4918 that's not really a lmao comment
@HappyCynic
@HappyCynic 3 жыл бұрын
@@73North265 People in England say pop all of the time.
@73North265
@73North265 3 жыл бұрын
@@HappyCynic You think so? I’m 46 and lived in England most of my life and hardly ever hear anyone refer to it as that (at least unironically). Where in England do you live then?
@lloroshastar6347
@lloroshastar6347 3 жыл бұрын
@@73North265 In England I usually hear people say 'fizzy drink', 'soft drink' or they refer to the specific brand. I've certainly heard people say 'pop' but not very often. I've only ever heard anyone in the UK use the term 'soda' at a bar when ordering a drink for a stingey cheapskate.
@ScorpionSpeed
@ScorpionSpeed 3 жыл бұрын
More Georg Complains! I love your content!
@LarryJohnVA
@LarryJohnVA 3 жыл бұрын
One of your greatest, Georg! Looking forward to more.
@oxymoron02
@oxymoron02 3 жыл бұрын
Georg: *uses methods to avoid targeted advertising online* Also Georg: Why are the ads I see irrelevant to me?
@sunnohh
@sunnohh 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thats what I kept thinking
@NecromancyForKids
@NecromancyForKids 3 жыл бұрын
They're irrelevant to anyone.
@jashloseher578
@jashloseher578 3 жыл бұрын
His point is that online ad programs are plankton-tier retarded gaff.
@yamatsukami987
@yamatsukami987 3 жыл бұрын
i am big cola, i beg them to stop wasting money on overdone adds every years and they dont listen
@Ultracity6060
@Ultracity6060 3 жыл бұрын
I only click on ads when something loads at the top of the page, and pushes all the elements around, so an ad jumps under my mouse at the exact moment I click on what I _wanted_ to click on.
@christiandaugherty6339
@christiandaugherty6339 3 жыл бұрын
Two videos in a week! Good stuff 👍
@patrickdavis99
@patrickdavis99 3 жыл бұрын
Oklahoman here, we say pop, damn those belligerent soda people.
@thebobbrom7176
@thebobbrom7176 3 жыл бұрын
English person here I've never heard anyone say the word "Pop" People usually just say "Fizzy Drinks"
@KnuckleHunkybuck
@KnuckleHunkybuck 3 жыл бұрын
"Soda" has always sounded too clinical or technical to me. Like _"The particular male in question was ingesting soda when the integrity of the container's covering was compromised and a comprehensive leakage occurred onto his trousers."_ vs. _"That guy was drinking pop when the lid came right off the cup and spilled all over his pants."_
@NecromancyForKids
@NecromancyForKids 3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of different names for it around the states. Some incorrect places even call all cola "coke".
@KnuckleHunkybuck
@KnuckleHunkybuck 3 жыл бұрын
@@NecromancyForKids Not just all cola, but all pop. In Texas, the following is a perfectly "legitimate" exchange: Waitress: What can I get you to drink? Customer: I'll have a Coke. Waitress: What kind? Customer: Coke. Waitress: OK, I'll have that right out.
@HoloFizz
@HoloFizz 3 жыл бұрын
New zealander here, we just call it Fizzy.
@CitizenKanevideos
@CitizenKanevideos 3 жыл бұрын
Randomly thought of Hiptang™ earlier today, and now here you are, talking about online advertising. Coincidence? Or subliminal message activated via a specific mnemonic phrase? 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑇𝑎𝑛𝑔. 𝐻𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑔™
@pentelegomenon1175
@pentelegomenon1175 3 жыл бұрын
What's in your wallet?
@ticklebones3238
@ticklebones3238 3 жыл бұрын
Women will never know
@GameplayandTalk
@GameplayandTalk 3 жыл бұрын
Nice! The "12 Days of Christmas" videos are always great. I'm looking forward to them.
@MrBritishNinja
@MrBritishNinja 3 жыл бұрын
So looking forward to your yearly NYE movie recommendation series!
@KnjazNazrath
@KnjazNazrath 3 жыл бұрын
We don't call it "Pop", you mug. We call it "fizzy drink". Also, where's the HIPTANG ad during this video? You had ONE JOB, Georgy boy!
@evanward4303
@evanward4303 3 жыл бұрын
Michaelangelo's David with clogs on. My mind can't unpicture that.
@nakedhand
@nakedhand 3 жыл бұрын
"..and the reason I tell you this" really woke me up from that festering nightmare.
@nicholasdickens2801
@nicholasdickens2801 3 жыл бұрын
Great to have you back.
@IDidntSetAHandle
@IDidntSetAHandle 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't have any money, because I was always saving up in the hopes of one day being unemployed again" is a quote I will carry with me. And it was off the (fancy) cuff!
@ramenoodle7853
@ramenoodle7853 3 жыл бұрын
Babies first apocalypse. Almost spit out my big cola!
@cheshirecat1611
@cheshirecat1611 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know when I've last been so genuinely amused by any video I've seen on this website! Well done. Cheers!
@gnarlin4964
@gnarlin4964 3 жыл бұрын
What a lovely heart warming story. Thank you for the imagery that's now ingrained into my psyche for the rest of my life.
@CringePanda
@CringePanda 3 жыл бұрын
Wow hello stranger!
@SQTOS
@SQTOS 3 жыл бұрын
Ow, Hey
@vash47
@vash47 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of your most bizarre videos yet. I loved it!
@195511SM
@195511SM 3 жыл бұрын
I often wonder how many people even see the ads, when they pop up on KZfaq. I'm always staring down at the little SKIP ADS tab in the lower right corner of the screen.....busy watching the countdown clock......waiting to hit that thing.....5...4...3...2...1....& then CLICK.
@Segkee
@Segkee 3 жыл бұрын
I click on all the ads that I don't know what they're selling because I need to know. Photo of baked beans? Ad for virtual babysitting. Who knew? You don't. But I do now! Now I know!
@OHaraekul
@OHaraekul 3 жыл бұрын
Georg. I was left completely flabbergasted - absolutely taken aback - by that ending story. With weeping eyes I reside to behold the freshly purchased toffee apple which now adorns my table: and I vouch to all that is divine to never lay sight on it again.
@moreagain5628
@moreagain5628 3 жыл бұрын
Love you, man. Glad to see you at it again
@harlow2047
@harlow2047 3 жыл бұрын
Huzzah for a new GRS video series! My favourite YT raconteur.
@oxydeep9404
@oxydeep9404 3 жыл бұрын
the white toenail story sent me up the wall with laughter...please tell me none of it got on your bag or your precious thermos lmao!
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