"My Least Favorite Doctor" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Noble Ape)

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4 жыл бұрын

One time my wife made me an appointment to visit the proctologist... It scarred me for life. Share this with your favorite human. Click Subscribe & turn on notifications to show your support for my trauma.
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@keithmayo1105 2 жыл бұрын

Jim, you've made life much easier to deal with because of the laughter you bring us. Don't ever stop.

@jamesandrew1117 4 жыл бұрын

Some of the fondest memories with my Dad are running errands with him.

@tobelieve627 3 жыл бұрын

Awww

@ShiftingDrifter 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, my favorite errand was helping dad load the trunk with junk and driving it to the city dump. Just mentioning it brings back the odors... and now that I think of it, seems like a lot of my Christmas toys ended up there.

@pattysherwood7091 3 жыл бұрын

And listening to him bitch about the federal government.

@turquoiseheart6320 3 жыл бұрын

Going with dad to the market... now whenever i must go grocery shopping i enjoy a kid's company... i bet your dad loved having you on the dreadded errands runs too

@jacknone1564 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. I loved going to the hardware store with my Dad. The best is when you graduate from holding the light to helping fix the problem.

@ProctorsGamble 4 жыл бұрын

...I make my own decisions. So I’m at the gastroenterologist... Perfect timing.

4 жыл бұрын

Jim is a funny guy

@adamcturnbull 3 жыл бұрын

That line cost me 10 minutes of wiping up coffee that I spewed while putting in flooring. His wife stuff is even better than Rodney's

@gracytoyschultz4416 3 жыл бұрын

Have fun 🤣

@yvonaamariaa 3 жыл бұрын

Jim is the master of timing!

@DanielSchmidt94521 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians on KZfaq. I love how he doesn’t curse.

@rebeccasandison3865 4 жыл бұрын

I love, love, love that Jim keeps his acts CLEAN! That is a the act of a true genius. When a comedian uses curses as a crutch it just shows off their lack of creativity. Thank you Jim for sharing your talent, making me laugh out loud, and keeping it clean.

@timothydonohue 4 жыл бұрын

jim is great. check out brian regan for another hilarious clean comedian

@karenjackson5735 4 жыл бұрын

My dad would tell us; it shows intelligence to come up with creative words to express your feelings. It's stupid and lazy people who choose cuss words.

@Observer_Effect 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely, and he does it out of class - not because of guilt from some superstition/religion, but simply because he doesn't need to!

@smaakjeks 4 жыл бұрын

Many of the most genius and groundbreaking comedians in history cursed. Not as a crutch, either. It's just part of how humans express themselves. That said, I don't mind it when comedians choose not to curse. All I care about is whether or not it's funny.

@smaakjeks 4 жыл бұрын

@@karenjackson5735 Not true.

@SwtGrnEyed86 Жыл бұрын

Lmao as a sterile processing technician (whose job includes cleaning surgical instrumentation, including the cameras used in colonoscopies), I found this hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@ellenrossignol3864 11 ай бұрын

You must have a sense of humor!

@maryvalentine9090 11 ай бұрын

😂😂🤮🤮😂😂🤮

@carriekayak8530 10 ай бұрын

I hope so LOL

@bcdoggie 3 жыл бұрын

I'm single and live alone. I'm pretty sure that my neighbors must think I'm crazy now because of how hard I was laughing while watching your video. I love clean humor such as yours, not only because it doesn't have a political agenda, which unfortunately is almost always the case nowadays and why I don't watch much stand up comedy anymore, but also because you are one of the funniest people around. Keep up the great work! ❤️

@mikem919 4 жыл бұрын

"You like photography? I got a job your gonna love"

@scottpollack1007 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, YOU ARE THE BEST! I can’t get enough of your humor! You and your lovely wife are the “DYNAMIC DUO”! I wish you, your wife and AWESOME KIDS a Lifetime of Happiness and Good Health!

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

thanks!

@stardust2991 3 жыл бұрын

That’s nice

@jolo17915 10 ай бұрын

My stomach was hurting, my eyes were tearing and my jaw was tired from laughing so much. No swearing needed, either. He's the best.

@sazfretz1945 4 жыл бұрын

Having had my first colonoscopy in '18, I was roaring because Jim described everything perfectly! I love this man!

@richardmorris7063 Жыл бұрын

The procedure wasn't bad but that liquid you drink & the aftermath.One time I cheated & only drank half,don't do it I had to repeat the whole process.I lived in my bathroom!

@DarthTwilight Жыл бұрын

@richardmorris7063 Hahaha!! Magnesium Citrate.

@cjanderson2371 3 жыл бұрын

I’m watching this as I’m prepping for a colon procedure, with a rescue dog at my feet 🤣

@carriekayak8530 10 ай бұрын

Perfect😂

@user-oi9uz8sk7z 8 ай бұрын

Jim is my most favorite comedian. His material is so hilarious. 😂 the first time watching him was on Comedy Central. I was hooked. Cinco, Beyond the Pale… I absolutely love “Obsessed”. I’ve see it so many times, I lost count! 😅 his jokes make my day!

@hanselpollack4075 Жыл бұрын

I e seen it a dozen times…still laughing.😍😂

@lindathomas2049 4 жыл бұрын

The dislikes are from the former camera cleaners.

@kritikitti3868 4 жыл бұрын

Prob one of those jobs Mike Rowe (spelling) didn't do.

@miamila9757 4 жыл бұрын

😄

@beverlycurles4323 4 жыл бұрын

@@miamila9757 are there with last long but it a Joe Joe Cocker

@adamcturnbull 3 жыл бұрын

.... or Gastroenterologists ;)

@shannon6708 3 жыл бұрын

I am a nurse and that serum you are referring to is called "GoLytely ".lol!

@shepard7740 9 ай бұрын

3 years later, we are still laughing Jim and re-watching your specials. LOL

@Ablestreet 2 жыл бұрын

Jim is so funny. I like all of his stories about his wife and kids!

@sunsky4549 3 жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I watch this guy he will always be hilarious

@johntoddtompkins3898 4 жыл бұрын

First time I've seen/heard this...I'm sitting in my office at work putting my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing out loud and tears are rolling out of my eyes! I love Jim!! I just can't watch him at work...Image that, my boss won't let me goof off and watch stuff that makes me laugh so hard I start crying!!

@josie4065 4 жыл бұрын

“At one point, I thought I had stepped on a puppy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “And afterward I went and rescued a pizza” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tonyuminski4075 3 жыл бұрын

that puppy line brings tears from a 5-time scope dope...

@amendable5401 4 жыл бұрын

How do you not have a million plus subscribers? Great stuff as always Mr. Gaffigan.

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

thanks Jerry

@amendable5401 4 жыл бұрын

jimgaffigan Thank you good Sir. Honored to get a direct message from you. If you ever find yourself in Northern California and your opening act sprains his tongue in an unfortunate Karaoke incident AND you find yourself thinking “in all this Covid uncertainty “I wonder if there’s a guy who has over 20 years experience as a comic and an ER Nurse.” I know a guy. Seriously though congrats on the success to this point, and I wish you much more in the future.

@kimberlyechols7280 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jim for making me laugh so much. I love that you're a "clean" comic. You're so darn funny and it's like you're not even trying. I've been binging you on KZfaq a lot lately and just wanted to say thank you

@littleepic 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for what you do Jim. I think not only me, but many others appreciate you putting this clips out there during this time so we can all laugh.

@elainedenardis7623 4 жыл бұрын

They have helped cope too.

@stug3719 4 жыл бұрын

I've been coping really well. I was already lazy and not very social, lol.

@HadassahHaman Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@melj3700 4 жыл бұрын

Bro, whenever im stressing over homework, i just play Jim Gaffigan, and im happy and laughing. And i freakin LOVE that he’s clean. Sometimes. But like- Jim puts me in an AMAZING mood

@jondunmore4268 3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

@tastymouse 4 жыл бұрын

Reality is the funniest thing ever, when pointed out in the correct way. Jim, you have your finger on the pulse of reality!

@kritikitti3868 4 жыл бұрын

Let's hope Jim is wearing gloves😄👀😻

@CalWillify 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent comment.

@donnacarrier4438 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the "clean" humor! You are hilarious!!!

@duvancan 3 жыл бұрын

You are the only comedian i watch. Tks for keeping your jokes clean!

@stevemcmahan8277 4 жыл бұрын

Jim is the funniest comedian I believe I’ve ever seen. His delivery compounds his humor exponentially. With all the madness on our planet, the world needs to laugh. Having had a colonoscopy myself, I laughed so hard at Jim’s I started crying! Thank God for Jim Gaffigan!

@DWGisblessed 11 ай бұрын

We love you!

@robertahenderson5161 2 жыл бұрын

I am a nurse , this is actually right on point lol

@infonut 2 жыл бұрын

Do you clean the camera?

@CaribbeanQueen72xx 2 жыл бұрын

When he said “ my only hope is one day you get rescued “ I was on the floor 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bekilturgut 3 жыл бұрын

You are my number 1 stand up guy now

@timupchurch5716 4 жыл бұрын

Your the Best 👍

@patriciahiggins9718 10 ай бұрын

This guy makes me laugh like no one else… I hope he realizes how many people he is blessing with his humor…incredible talent!

@vaughnkavon3993 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jim, second or third time with this one. Still tickled me as much as the first time. I've recommended you to all of my daughters (five) so they can appreciate good comedy.

@patriciaberistain9558 3 жыл бұрын

You are one of the best jim.

@mayatiita1 3 жыл бұрын

3:18 ☺️ This guy is a comic genius ♥️ “What am I supposed to do. . . Feel feelings?!” 😂

@robertlangley258 7 ай бұрын

The very best comic around. Good clean fun, I never ever tire of listening to him.😂

@vjohnson6464 3 жыл бұрын

Thank God for Jim. How can someone be so funny? I sure needed him. Thank you buddy!

@kathrynmeetz7275 2 жыл бұрын

Ditto to all the comments...Jim...you have a true gift!

@yurriebraun1398 Жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard lmao

@goldieoldie4543 2 жыл бұрын

Great comic. You always bring a smile to my old grouchy face.

@richardmorris7063 Жыл бұрын

Must see stuff for people who r depressed.

@michaelselby7194 Жыл бұрын

Jim..?..you make my day everyday because of how humble and HILARIOUSLY REAL you are! thank for the laughs homie and God Bless ya!😉🤙🏼❤️~

@christinabrown8840 9 ай бұрын

My favorite comedian ❤ we love him so much

@marlenehartley7742 3 жыл бұрын

So funny, as usual. Thanks, Jim

@alvarorey9308 4 жыл бұрын

"After that I rescued a pizza" Now I want pizza.

@aprilleerose 4 жыл бұрын

Wrre

@dodgeguyz 3 жыл бұрын

I want to rescue a plate of Nachos!

@suebrown3465 4 жыл бұрын

You know when you laugh and then cry (happy tears)..that's what this video did for me. “I thought I stepped on a puppy” “The Thumbs Down” family is back...just silent hecklers

@aprilleerose 4 жыл бұрын

I get it, I have six kids who are now 11, 12, 13, 16, 18, and 20 and that’s how wait staff still looks at us 😆

@jmdsc1 3 жыл бұрын

My parents have 9 children... I didn't realize why our wait staff would change so often.... now I get it!

@candicemckenna158 3 жыл бұрын

I love this!

@SweetChicagoGator Жыл бұрын

Amazing family jokes and everyday life is always fun ! Thx much Jim ! ❤

@leandromartinez3444 2 жыл бұрын

Genius. Smooth. Like listening to a story and I mean that with all DUE RESPECT. Timing is everything and Mr. Gaffigan has made that an art form.

@gugun2660 4 жыл бұрын

You are amazing. I just love you 🤗❤

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Gugu

@mickboisjoli2808 4 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, I'm the only one to ever have diarrhea....In a hotel hot tub !"

@nickisnyder3450 4 жыл бұрын

Hooked on this guy! Love comedy that never offends! It's like going back to the good old days ...before comics thought every other word had to be a curse to be funny

@billybudd9994 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Jim we're the same age but I only saw you on tv a few times probably when we were in our 30's. However, I just started watching your clips on KZfaq and I can't stop laughing out loud! Seriously I think you are a comic genius. I only wish I would have gotten to know and appreciate you at an earlier time.

@Vincent-ke5zn 11 ай бұрын

You're one of my favorite comedians, no matter how many times I see the same video, it's hilarious

@user-be8ct7zw3z 8 ай бұрын

I have to have both an endoscopy AND colonoscopy next week. At same time. So this was perfect for me this morning. Thank You Jim!!

@scramblesthedeathdealer 4 жыл бұрын

My dad gave me pretty much the same heads-up... if you have a 20-30 minute commute home from work and the medication says it takes about 30 minutes to kick in... don't drink it until you're already on the toilet. *Edit: He made it, but barely!

@kritikitti3868 4 жыл бұрын

Dude! How true!

@scottward7813 3 жыл бұрын

When they say stay close to the bathroom, they mean stay close to the bathroom!

@mikemilnes7093 8 ай бұрын

I've watched this skit many many times and I laugh just as hard as when i watched it the first time. Not many comedians can do that, he is a master.

@nancymorton5636 11 ай бұрын

You are always a gift to watch, Jim. Always!

@patriciahopey1384 3 жыл бұрын

You are welcome. You make me laugh every day .Thank You. 3cheers from Canada

@waynelougee9528 3 жыл бұрын

Classic!

@utulangi6078 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me smile during these serious of times.

@jeanne7552 3 жыл бұрын

Am lazy today, apathetic, no interest in life... but this video along with all of Jim gaffigan's videos makes me laugh

@loriesteeples578 9 ай бұрын

Jim is my favorite comedian! I agree that I love that he isn't foul mouthed. I like that he comments on his jokes like he's a member of audience.😂 audience

@lookup6207 7 ай бұрын

Jim makes me laugh out loud.

@chriskorchmaros234 3 жыл бұрын

Omg. This was great

@Bb2b75 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir

@andrewscotteames4718 3 жыл бұрын

That part about the dad taking his kid on errands and grumbling about the federal government, hahaha I felt personally attacked

@sharit7970 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan talks colonoscopy? I'm in!

@Biloxiblues77 3 жыл бұрын

Jeff, you r the best!

@kevinfan726 2 жыл бұрын

thank you Mr. Gaffigan, for your clean comedy. I appreciated it several years ago and I still do. I first saw you on Letterman when we were both younger and thinner.

@antonyace2207 3 жыл бұрын

The King (Baby) of clean comedy. I never get sick of your material.

@chazmobizmo8598 3 жыл бұрын

That was awesome.

@timwodzynski7234 3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing from start to finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joylong8897 11 ай бұрын

❤❤love this guy his family is his muse! 😂😂😂

@firstaozlastaoz8212 7 ай бұрын

You make my day. So funny!

@treedweezle 3 жыл бұрын

When I come home after a 12 hr shift, I get out of my head and back in through the “funny curtains” .... Thanks to you, Jim 🤓

@hawksfan8870 2 жыл бұрын

1:48 The echo sound just makes this joke even funnier!

@MartyMcFlyer 2 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan is one of my best ever discoveries on You Tube. Running Cinema Sins a close second.

@veram1803 7 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing, you're the best!

@Roger-ny9xr 3 жыл бұрын

Laughed my ass off at this video. So disappointed your show was not renewed. Keep the laughs coming. Signed a BIG fan

@charliedalziell682 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jim. I love your stuff. You are the nearest thing I have to a life coach. Subscribed

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 3 жыл бұрын

Jim Is great during lockdown! Bing watching!

@eastwingmb 3 жыл бұрын

You are hysterical! Thanks so much.

@Your.Uncle.AngMoh 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many proctologists came *that close* to being a gynæcologist.

@crustycobs2669 4 жыл бұрын

The Doctor's office is in the REAR on the BOTTOM floor

@stug3719 4 жыл бұрын

Whoa, how'd you get that cool ae letter to show up? I like that.

@matswikstrom7453 3 жыл бұрын

Yet so far away 😄

@kristophertower3476 3 жыл бұрын

@@stug3719 i think its from the scsii keys.....if you hold down either alt or ctrl and type a combination of numbers on the keypad and then release the alt or ctrl, you get different symbols.....its been a long time since i was that into computers so im not sure how it goes but i hope i gave you a nice lead to follow

@maryshanley329 3 жыл бұрын

Alot

@jeffandjuliet 3 жыл бұрын

Jim, you make me happy during these scary times. I dread the news every day but look forward to watching you. I hope you and your family stay healthy! --Juliet Thomas 🌹✌️✨

@khalidamajoud4114 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir for making us laugh and smile, especiallu through these rough times...

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

So nice of you

@toddhavely8405 3 жыл бұрын

Greatness in comedy and humanity.

@KathyDNJ 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jim for making me laugh about this horrid procedure now! 💖 You are my favorite realist and I laugh more with your videos than any others! 😷 PS: As a dog rescuer, thank you for saving a life! 🐕🐶

@andrewhernandez1275 4 жыл бұрын

JIM you're awesome! Thanks for the laughs man

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

My pleasure!

@luguy8347 3 жыл бұрын

Jim’s timing is perfection.

@almostarma 4 жыл бұрын

I looooved noble ape

@rachaelmagerl4836 2 жыл бұрын

He's spot on about the prep. I had to have a colonoscopy in my early 20s. The liquid you have to drink tastes beyond horrible. And when he said take a pillow and a book into the bathroom, he's telling the truth!!! By the time the pain and diarrhea stopped, hours later, pure clear liquid was coming out of me. I said to the doctor "you might wanna wear sunglasses because my insides have to sparkling by now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Then you don't poop for days because you are completely empty!

@My89Rhythm 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that 10 minutes of joy! Wishing you and your abundant family safety and love.

@JoseRojas-bi6nx 3 жыл бұрын

Jim thank you for all your talented and creative lines, it really puts a smile on me and I think on many others, during this difficult times we are living....