You forgot that Yara laughed at Sam mentioning democracy even though that’s literally how Ironborns choose their leaders

I will never get tired of hearing people shit on the final season of GOT. Never.

"The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.” *every remaining Stark goes alone to different corners of the globe*

THE LEGITIMIZED SON OF THE KING IS LITERALLY AT THE GREAT COUNSEL AND NOBODY MENTIONS IT?!? I can't get over this.

A friend of mine got upset because I made him a peanut butter sandwich, knowing he has a peanut allergy. I explained that I was just subverting his expectations.

Episode 3: “That’s the end of the Dothraki essentially” Episode 6: *Uwlululullululullulullulullulullulullulullulu*

Bran’s story is so good they ignored it in season 5

Brienne closing the book without the ink being dry is a meta representation of D&D ending the series

_"Death is the Death of Death."_ - Tyrion Obvious, Son of Dur.

Jon died less than a year later after choosing to live in the coldest place in the world as the harshest winter ever recorded set in. Sansa Bolton lost her crown several years later after a disastrous start to her reign. The toll of 3 major wars in less than a decade meant the new northern kingdom lacked sufficient food supplies and man power to last the winter. Thousands froze and starved, her lords rose up and she was forced into exile where she spent the rest of her years working in a pleasure house in Essos. With no seafaring ability whatsoever, Arya and her novice crew became lost at sea in the vast uncharted ocean. After weeks without food, the ship turned to cannibalism, the lifeless ship is still lost out there somewhere to this day. After showing up at Storms End claiming to be Gendry Baratheon true born son of Robert Baratheon Lord of the storm lands and liege lord to its inhabitants he was promptly beaten up by Stannis loyalists and thrown in a ditch. Irritated by the fact only the North was granted independence, the new prince of Dorne and Yara Greyjoy rose up against the crown. The ironborn raids on the North contributed to Sansas downfall and the Dornish attacks on the supply lines from the reich were a disaster for Brans reign. Disgruntled with the incompetence of the new lord of the reach, Bronn was assassinated in his sleep surrounded by whores from all corners of the earth. His lavish spending and refusal to act against the dornish invasions had disgruntled all in his sphere of influence, plots were quickly hatched to remove him from power. The now again starving people of Kings landing rose up against their new king. With no clear law enforcement left after the massacre of the Lannister forces and the departing of the unsullied, only a few kings guard were present to hold back the mob. Bran was tossed from a window and fell to his death. Brienne now having failed to protect two kings and killing another was branded ‘Brienne the useless’. She returned to Tarth where she fell into a deep depression until her eventual suicide a few years later. After escaping the Kings landing mob through the tunnels under the city. Tyrion Lannister remembered he was Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the West. He returned home where he lived out the rest of his days drinking and whoring spending what remained of his family’s fortune. With no clear heir after Brans death, the succession council failed to agree on who should be king. The country was thrown into the bloodiest civil war the world had ever seen. Hundreds of would be kings came and went, by the time the war was over, more than 150 kingdoms littered the country.

I was absolutely shocked into silence when Sansa did what she did to Edmure. It was beyond uncharacteristic of her (the Sansa of ASoIaF was ALWAYS courteous) and not just that, Edmure by all rights should have rebuked her for speaking to him in that way. The idea of turning him into a comic relief character was disgusting and Tobias Menzies is a damn good actor to boot.

Edmure got done dirty. He's honestly probably the most qualified person to be a king at that meeting.

That Edmure bit was absolutely perfect. Someone had to defend my poor floppy fish from this absolutely disrespectful writing and I‘m glad you answered the call, sir. Well done.

How could Dany possibly remember what the iron throne looked like in her vision in s02? She couldn't even remember the iron fleet after talking about it in the same episode.

- Yara remains silent in the face of a girl's death threat. - Yara accepting the independence of the north knowing that all Yara has done in the show is fight for the Iron Islands to be independent. - Yara laughing at the idea of democracy proposed by Sam knowing that this is how the salt king is chosen in the Iron Islands. WTF Yara.

ASOIAF Edmure is what a true ruler should be. He truly cared for his people. (Cat) Hundreds of smallfolk had been admitted to the castle, and allowed to erect crude shelters against the walls. Their children were everywhere underfoot, and the yard teemed with their cows, sheep, and chickens. “Who are all these folk?” "My people," Edmure answered. "They were afraid''

Finally someone defending my boi Edmure

To be fair, I would much rather have Sir Edmure Tully ruling Westeros than emotionless, omniscient boy who all this time claimed he didn't want to be a lord, is not a Stark anymore, or even human, or didn't want anything from the world, but then, when he is presented with the opportunity to sit on the throne the first thing he says is "why do you think I've came all this way?". WTF? I see a whole sea of red flags waving...

"Who will be our new king?" "How about that weird guy who sits quietly by himself only occasionally muttering random things like 'Chaos is a ladder'?" "Sounds good to us......" '

"Anyone else thought Bran was gonna stand up too" I literally laughed by myself :D

I love how we had 8 seasons of scheming for the Iron Throne for the whole thing to be wrapped up in 15 minutes with all the great lords just agreeing with Tyrion's first idea. Why didn't they just do this in s1 and save us all the trouble

"YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SPEAK!" "Oh yeah? What if I try one more time?" "Oh, well that's different then, go right ahead with your speech".

3:13 - Since when could the Dothraki understand High Valyrian? My headcanon: Dothraki 1: "What's she saying? I don't understand High Valyrian." Dothraki 2: "She just roasted half a million people alive on a whim, you really wanna test her patience? Just clap. Clap dammit!" Dothraki: *clapping*

I felt embarrassed when they shouted “queen in the north” like they really thought they ate that and it had 0% emotional impact.

Edmure Tully did nothing wrong!

Edmure should have been king, he's actually perfect for the job. He's caring, intelligent, calm and rational. Bran is a tree.

Edmure Tully, i hated what they did to him in the show from his first scene to his last. A joke. In the books it clearly states he missed with the bow because he was drunk, because he was grieving the loss of his fucking father!

There's a lot of wonderful takes in this but Edmure's speech set to "This is the Moment" (which is a relatively obscure musical theater JAM, so props to you!) takes the cake. I was near tears, not just with laughter, but also because of your heartfelt defense of MY BOI EDMURE FUCKIN' TULLY who is so shockingly shafted in this show, despite being one of the sweetest, most well-intentioned and honorable characters in the books, bless his little fishy heart.

"Robin Arryn represents the power of Calcium" I died! 🤣🤣🤣

Grey Worm didn't teleport. When Jon sees him at the top of the stairs, that was 2 weeks later. D&D kinda forgot to add the time card informing us.

You can wake me up in the middle of the night 7 years from now and i will still happily tell you in minute detail how shitty this episode and the ending was.

Barristen does write his own entry in the books, Jaime even reflects on how funny it is that Barristan updated his own page before fleeing King's Landing.

The best quote to sum up the end "I guess it was my fault for having paid attention"..I mean there are no better words

"I'm guessing that's my fault for having paid attention" Why yes, yes it is.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this and the other pisstakes. Your humour and criticism mix so well it has endless rewatch ability

Tyrion's not-democracy really is worse in every way. The great advantage of a monarchy is the clear line of succession, with no doubt about who is in charge. The weakness is obviously that the smallfolk get shat on. In this system, there is no longer a set in stone succession and lots of opportunity for wars, politics and messy stuff like that. While the smallfolk probably get shat on even more in the resulting instability.

"Robin Arryn: Lord of Calcium"🥰🥰🥰🥰 Made my day

" Drogon got confused of the plot n flew away" no truer words

Drogon, like the nice dragon he is, burnt down the city so they could rebuild it with ramps and burnt the throne to make space for Bran's wheelchair. Isn't he a good dragon.

Thanks for defending Edmure. I think is bananas how Sansa treated her own uncle in that scene.

"Death is the Death of Death" my absolute favorite GoT quote

Ned: Death is the Love of Duty Margery: Love is the Death of Love Arya: Duty is the Love of Death Night King: Death is the Death of Death

"BEST SEASON EVUUH!"-Emelia Clarke

"Who has a better story... than Bran, the Broken?" *yakety sax starts playing* shows list of 38 characters

“Drogon gets confused by the plot and decides to flys to a different show” hahahahahaha That was the BEST!!!

"A targaryen, alone in the world, is a terrible thing" _Jon enters room_ "hey!"

How did they even know Dany was dead and not just flown off? That’s my biggest question since this episode.

Brienne should've given Oathbreaker to a weaponsmith to remake the sword together with Widow's Wail into Ice again to give it back to the Starks. Since she kept her oath and now she should give it back

I feel sorry for the actors having to betray their characters, the story and GOD.

Thanks for that Edmure bit. Needed to be said.

I’ll never get over how stupid it is that John took the black again or the fact that there’s still a nightswatch. The Night King died and half the wall was blasted open. If anyone wanted to walk through then they could and not to mention the vast majority of the wildlings are south of the wall.

Ramsay “If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention. D&D “Hold my beer”

"Usually when you leave a place you end up in a different place." lmao

for me jon asking arya "what are you doing here" brook the fourth or fifth wall or something because everyone thought the same thing.People are appearing randomly everywhere and even Jon Snow is questioning the logic of his world at this point.

The Unknown Characters from the Great Council: Howland Reed: Might actually be Lord Mathis of House Rowan, the second most capable battle Commander (after Randyll Tarly) in the Reach, an able and sensible person, according to Kevan Lannister. They say he's clean-shaved (just like in the scene). I think he's the one who actually could represent the Reach. Jeff: Might actually be Ser Andrew of House Estermont. He's the Cousin of Robert, Stannis and Renly, additionally his father Lomas Estermont defended Storm's End alongside Ser Gilbert Farring from the Tyrells, since the departure of Stannis to the Wall. The Guy who rides for Gondor: Might actually be Lord Marlon of House Dormund. He's the only Northern Lord who's mentioned during the Show (by Tywin Lannister) but never appears in an episode. I'm not kidding, nearly all of the Northern Lords who are mentioned appear at least once, except for this fella. The fake Doran Martell: Might actually be Manfrey Martell. A cousin to Doran and Oberyn. He's also the Castellan of Sunspear throughout the Show. He might be the next Prince of Dorne, I think. The Prince of Dorne: Might actually be Lord Benedar of House Belmore. He's fat and has grey hair. He's an important ally to Lord Royce and he also a signed the document ,,Lords Declarant" (a document to replace Lord Petyr Baelish as Lord Protector of the Vale). I think this is all. Making a reasearch about these Characters took me five minutes. But, clearly the show creators were just too lazy to do that.

i still can not get over the fact that gendry was literally next in line LITERALLY NEXT IN LINE but they chose some disabled clown that literally not too earlier said "i dont want to be lord"

Sam didn't even do democracy first. The nights watch elected Jon and the iron islands have the kings moot.

3:43 D&D love Arya, or more accurately, Maisie. They don't need a reason to have her in the scene, they need a reason to *not* have her there. 15:56 Bran's story is so good that he was absent from an entire season.

Tbh at this point it would have been better if they lost the big war and everyone died.

14:13 Good gravy, that was cathartic. My detest for Sansa is high and I don't see enough people sharing this passion.

"This guy who rides for Gondor" and "This Oberyn cosplayer" Bloody brilliant XD

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. -Edmure Tully

My poor Gendry. Who lived in/worked in Kings Landing his whole life, also a legitimate claim to the throne. Smithed all the weapons and dragon glass. Went beyond the wall and saved Jon and all the other idiots for going beyond the wall. My poor Gendry 😭

22:20. Personally I think Bran was the one who torched the iron throne, possibly was the one who burned King’s Landing, and was even the one staring at Jon and Dany when they were kissing after their joyride.

Sansa: "The North will have our independence" Everyone else: "will there be a hard border in the trident or a soft one?"

I loved how Danny brought her tailor with her that made her a black dress 20min after destroying the city "because I'm the evil cowboy (girl) now" lol

“Robin Arryn who represents the power of Calcium.”

"John doesn't want to kill his girlfriend, because hes a beta"

Jon's death in season 5 would have been much more impactful... If he stayed dead.

That Edmure rant gives me life. Damn, I hate Sansa.

"Dave who wasn't invited but followed us and we were too polite to tell him to leave" oh my god I cracked up. I'm wheezing. Send halp

Thank you for your rant about Edmure and Sansa. I 100% agree.

For real, the disrespect towards edmure was such a shitty moment. I liked the guy. His speech was beautiful before being interrupted.

"usually when you leave a place you end up in a different place" that cracked me up way more than it should have. your pisstakes certainly are the best outthere

I’ve watched this at least 5 times over. And 1 year later, Edmure’s “Moment” is still absolutely hilarious.

Actually it was a good question, what was Arya doing in the meeting, Sansa was there to represent the starks, Bran was there as the 3 eyed raven and Arya was just there. Why did no one argued when she threatened Yara

"I understand the impracticality of drawing a longsword while macking. Truly, I do. More than most" might be the funniest thing I've heard this month

Dany was right, Tyrion was always trying 2 protect his family! She should've attacked the Red Keep in S7, period. All her Dragons would be alive and the Wall would be intact!

"Usually when you leave a place, you end up in a different place." I thought I couldn't take anymore reviews of this episode, but I was wrong. Every line in this is gold 🌟

That Edmure skit was hilarious

"Death is the death of death" is oddly more poetic and accurate than the actual line of dialogue

That awkward moment when watching videos trashing the last season of GOT than actually watching the last season. In the wise words of Olenna Tyrell, “it’s the only joy I get in all this misery.”

"Tyrion warns him that they're developing a spinoff series, wich pushes Jon to eventually kill the executive producer" wise choice

I am still startled how all these lords accepted a sovereign north reigned by a Stark, while the rest of the kingdom is ALSO REIGNED BY A STARK. Did they just tell them: "Oh, hey, look, Bran's totally not a Stark any more, he's the Three-Eyed Raven, this god-like entity. Believe me, bro!"

"I could not think of a more apt way to describe the 8th season of GOT then someone repeating a joke you've heard before & not giving you the punch line" This season leaves you feeling hollow!

"Flaccid" is a good description for season 8.

Ugh, this video reminded me of the sheer cringe that gripped me when Tyrion proclaimed Bran as “the Broken.” Who in the ever-loving FUCK would ever want to call their goddamned monarch, the protector of your entire kingdom, “the Broken” as anything OTHER than a posthumous title given by historians to distinguish different monarchs with the same name or as an insult spoken out of earshot and in privacy?

Drogon flew off to audition for the The Witcher

This will probably get lost in the comments but; I dipped on this show way back in season 3 when they made Robb Stark LAUGH at his uncle Edmure's failure to light his father's funeral pyre. Robb would have never, never disrespected his mother that way; he was as honourable as his father, and he LOVED his family. They massacred my boy (right before they massacred my boy) That being said, I love watching these recaps and I'm quite glad people are pointing out the absolute garbage shit writing and lazy plot holes.

You Sir are a legend. I've watched countless GOT reviews and your reviews are in a whole new level. I hope you make more of these for Season 6 and 7. This is my favorite quote from all 6 episodes: "Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, Grand Maester Sam? Go Fuck yourself. He dropped out after one semester. He even has a Chain, this is insulting. Not as insulting as the book though."

I love that we live in 2019 and you probably can't remember the last time you touched a fountain pen. Yet everyone yelled at Brienne, "THE INK ISN'T DRY, DUMBASS!"

"Winterfell is only 6 minutes away from kind landing by jetpack" Best quote of season 8 I laughed so hard I choked Thank you

Bran: I can not be Lord of Winterfell because I'm not Brandon Stark. I am the Three Eyed Raven. Tyrion: Hey Bran, wanna be king? Bran: Sure!

"Drogon gets off his arse to give his mom's corpse a good sniff, as you do." That came so unexpected I almost pissed meself

12:00 I know he said "Bronn, too" as like in addition but what I heard was Bronn 2, 2 Bronn 2 Blackwater

I almost pissed myself at the "This is the moment" for Edmure🤣🤣 The song fit PERFECTLY Also you are so right, Sansa was insufferable and my boy Edmure was too good for them anyway

watching these videos was better than actually watching season 8

"The amnesia plague spares no one." Also Tyrion fought off Stannis during his first Handship.

That Edmure montage was legendary. Dude, so funny. I lost it. Well done my man, well done 👏 👏👏🤙

I honestly got goosbumps when he screamed THE KING IN THE NORTH! Gods, this show was so good back then.