Go for a walk

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@RinAldrin 3 ай бұрын

F-22 is like Hellsing Abridged Alucard. The most terrifying thing he can say is "I'm going for a walk"

@VegetaLF7 3 ай бұрын

*Very* enthusiastic walks

@kirstinmarsh6422 3 ай бұрын

I came here for this comment. I knew it had to be here!

@sparkplug1018 3 ай бұрын

Iran better have that guy who can stop him ready, what was his name again? Oh yes, Michael McDoesne’t Exist!

@eviehaven5775 3 ай бұрын

F22!!! go for a walk.

@Atlas3060 3 ай бұрын

*America Hellsing screaming for him to answer the damn phone NOW!* *Britain as Police Girl* : "He's not able to answer the phone, he left the room" America: "Goddamn it!"

@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын

"I just wanna go for a walk...." Old barroom fight wisdom. It's not the arrogant, loud-mouthed, jerk you should fear. It's the quiet guy, sitting all alone in the corner.

@master582 3 ай бұрын

yup been that guy a few times walked up behind a guy I knew that was getting a little antsy to fight "If you start something I am going to kick your A$$ sit down and drink your beer." The rest of the evening was remarkably quiet.

@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 3 ай бұрын

F22: I just wanna talk to him. *Loading a double barreled shotgun*

@joeycampbell940 3 ай бұрын

@@master582and then everyone clapped.

@Heavenlyhounds96 3 ай бұрын

I mean if the arrogant, loud-mouthed jerk suddenly goes quiet and reserved, you should absolutely fear them.

@damiannichols1250 3 ай бұрын

With his big black trench coat anime shirt and fingerless gloves right

@WyvernsBlade 3 ай бұрын

Remember, the best way to restrain the Raptor is to let him watch Adventure Time on a 70-inch plasma widescreen TV.

@sonofjack6286 3 ай бұрын

Or the Hallmark channel.

@discordweapon5495 3 ай бұрын

with Netflix

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

Just make sure some blonde wanna be doesn’t stroll in and destroy said 70 inch plasma widescreen tv that has Netflix.

@prymus141 3 ай бұрын

@@discordweapon5495 but without 3d, as this is a stupid fucking gimmic :D

@williampagonis8124 3 ай бұрын

@@discordweapon5495 should it be 3d as well

@BigTexJ 3 ай бұрын

The Zumwalt's first captain was actually named James Kirk. If you ever do a Zumwalt character, it has to be a William Shatner impression.

@thomasgeorge4384 2 ай бұрын

... we try not to talk about the Zumwalt. It is an exercise in what fiduciary misconduct, graft, fraud, waste, and abuse looks like.

@dixiecyrus8136 12 күн бұрын

But still... a real Captain Kirk? Yes, Shatner will do.

@realcokejam 3 ай бұрын

An F22 being calm is like a Drill Sergeant being calm. A Drill Sergeant is scary AF when calm.

@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын

SERIOUSLY 😳

@rohesilmnelohe 3 ай бұрын

IF Drill Sarge is calm, someone just unleashed the storm and this is the "eye" passing over you

@richardbossman9875 3 ай бұрын

Maybe to a trainee, to someone with a half dozen deployments under their belt drill instructors/sergeants are about as bothersome as gate guard duty in Kuwait.

@Bluecatte 3 ай бұрын

eh. our drill sergeants were always calm even when they were yelling or smoking us. it's remarkable how one can be completely composed and still project their voice like that. it's why they never really fucked with us, we had brains in 09 and they realized we were, gasp, listening to what they were saying and not the volume they were saying at. I got a genuine laugh out of one of the ones screaming his ass off nonsensically during the initial shark attack by pointing out no one ever sings the 2nd 3rd and 4th verses of the star spangled banner anymore, and that honestly, they really should.

@shadowlotus6189 3 ай бұрын

It's even scarier when he unsheathes a calm knife hand to use it on someone

@makinwaves8147 3 ай бұрын

When crazy goes quiet.... RUN! "You guys should go home now." gets me every time 😂

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

"When crazy goes quiet.... RUN!" was literally, _word for word,_ what I thought re: the Kid.

@phillip6083 3 ай бұрын

That...and the "temper, temper" story gets me every time.

@ConnorSinclairCavin 3 ай бұрын

“Its to late to run… im already here” is what you hear quietly whispered into your ear… but yes, when the crazy ones get calm, or the quiet ones become active, you are already a lost cause.

@cruisinguy6024 3 ай бұрын

I’ve dated a couple crazy chicks and that is soooo true

@shadowdevil126 3 ай бұрын

dont bother running you'll just die tired

@TheSlimCognito 3 ай бұрын

F22 has that toddler effect. When they are loud and obnoxious, you know things are fine, but when they are quiet, you are immediately worried.

@BT293HG 3 ай бұрын

Quiet children are scariest children

@bamacopeland4372 2 ай бұрын

One of the scariest things as a parent is when your child goes from being extremely loud to dead silence. Definitely been here before.

@DragonKnightJin 2 ай бұрын

@@bamacopeland4372 "Speaking is silver, but silence is golden. Unless you have small children. Then silence is *very, VERY* suspicious."

@octavigoose 3 ай бұрын

"Other air defenders, we're just going to leave that alone." Banger line. I like being on the side that *under*states its capabilities. Still out here speaking (relatively) softly and carrying a (really really) big stick, they just don't realize that our stick is so big that we whisper louder than they scream.

@borttorbbq2556 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't think we have ever actually used much of our equipment to their maximum capabilities.Yet. Though I am genuinely curious to just how absurd our equipment Is actually is. Our basic equipment is lackluster. The thing ISIS our technology is among if not the best in the world. Which is kind of interesting when you consider are standard? Foot soldiers don't have that much that that's impressive like don't like the Army and the Marines really don't have anything that scary. And then you go look at what the navy and the Air Force have. And that's when things get really scary. And that's just the lack luster information that even civilians have. Cause if I remember civilians actually know more about or military tech than other nations typically do. By the way. For a long time, I thought I might have seen a B2 when I was a kid but now I'm starting to realize what I was seeing.I don't think was a b2. Because what I remember honestly looks a bit more like the b21. Unfortunately, I will not mention what base I would have been near it during that time though, you know no need to give people information on tnah but yeah, I think I saw one of those when I was a kid.Well let me just tell you that thing has capabilities Some serious capabilities

@sew3521 3 ай бұрын

BRB going to go to the War Thunder forums to find the real numbers :D

@operationblackout2511 3 ай бұрын

@@borttorbbq2556infantry is getting aimbot scopes, armor that’ll start to protect their limbs from shrapnel and a COD heads up display on top of goggles which outline your enemies. Our infantry, is their SOF, think about it.

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

@@sew3521 Funniest part of that is all you have to do is start an argument over whose AA defense is better, insist it's Iran's latest and greatest, and let Cunningham's Law work its magic - some knucklehead over on the WT forums would no doubt post the numbers.

@TheAttacker732 3 ай бұрын

@@operationblackout2511 Damn, they're actually making ODST's VISR a reality... Can I get a version that outlines deer, raccoons, & opossums at night?

@positron3887 3 ай бұрын

Why do I get the feeling that USS Carney is one can of spinach away from making Operation Praying Mantis look like a block party?

@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын

😂🤣👍🇺🇲😈

@GearGuardianGaming 3 ай бұрын

i hear old popeye trumpeting

@Mrhalligan39 3 ай бұрын

I hope the folks on the Carney appreciate this. 😅

@thesimplesaguaro 3 ай бұрын

Omg yes! Lol😂

@David-cv2cz 3 ай бұрын

HOOOOOOYAH i'm here for it

@MildlyOCD 3 ай бұрын

There's very few things more terrifying than a calm man's wrath or an wrathful man's calmness.

@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын

It's not the loud jerk, it's the quiet guy in the corner.

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

See also, "When A Good Man Goes To War" by Steven Moffat.

@user-pe4bv7vm2y 3 ай бұрын

Yup, been there. Adrenaline is a helluva drug. Long story but it involved a strange man and a kid. Thankfully for the other guy I am not prone to violence. It only took one punch. I've never seen anything so clearly. I sat down, waited for the cops, he left in an ambulance with a police escort. If I was the other kind of crazy, we both would have left in cuffs.

@PutinKhuilo331 3 ай бұрын

When a Southern woman says "well bless your heart" in a calm tone with "the look". RUN AWAY. JUST RUN AWAY. DON'T COME BACK FOR A FEW HOURS. Especially if you've used her sewing scissors to cut anything but fabric. Just go to the professional sewing store and buy her a replacement pair of $100 scissors.

@timewarpchronos3795 3 ай бұрын

And woe be upon you if both the quiet man’s wrath and the wrathful man’s calm are directed at you.

@texpelt8858 3 ай бұрын

"I'm going for a Walk" -F22 and Alucard (HSUA, TeamFourStar) The scariest line to those who know.

@irrelEvant5352 3 ай бұрын

The look of sheer terror when 22 said he “just wants to go on a walk” is priceless 😂😂

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

What? He just so happens to love taking very enthusiastic walks. Where he can murder homicidal vampire priests, and turn big tittied police girls into vampires. What’s so wrong with that?

@irrelEvant5352 3 ай бұрын

@@TheSequimKid oh nothing XD

@celestialrenamon 4 күн бұрын

@@TheSequimKid😂😂😂 F-22’s new theme song is this: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/npaFadWKqbHcaYE.htmlsi=RKzCFiuXgVTRqEwB

@TakoyaKyono 3 ай бұрын

The Kid takes walks. VERY enthusiastic walks.

@harrisonlichtenberg3162 3 ай бұрын

*lights up cigarette and takes a long drag before exhaling slowly* Kid. Go for a walk.

@davidgray3061 3 ай бұрын

This man just pulled the Illusive Man act

@food_toobs8333 3 ай бұрын

Release restraint level…zero

@josephbenjamin6426 3 ай бұрын

It’s called walks “with EXTREME prejudice” 🤣

@blakehorner2949 3 ай бұрын

Alright, you can’t be mad! I was minding MY OWN business!

@CJBerdomas 3 ай бұрын

When hope is gone, undo this lock, and set me forth, on a moonlit walk. Release restrain level.......Zero.

@Revenant2747 3 ай бұрын

(Insert captain america pointing meme) I got that reference!

@smoothmasterz 3 ай бұрын

Party_party_party playlist has started.

@antonytheocharidis9576 3 ай бұрын

Very enthusiastic walks.

@renedereus1877 3 ай бұрын

Better get ready to diiiiieeeeee *music swap* PARTY PARTY PARTY

@MichaelSHartman 3 ай бұрын

Steady deliberate quiet thoughtful unseen steps are scarier

@TheLooterArmy 3 ай бұрын

Hey HLC, just wanted you to know that in the past few months I was able to show some of your shorts to my Dad (both of us former Navy) and it was one of the few times I was able to share a laugh with him since he'd begun his final fight with cancer. He left us on April 3rd. Now everytime I see your content (and that of the FatElectrician) I am reminded of those happy moments with my Dad, laughing together as Grandpa Buff is talking shit.

@KnawedOne 2 ай бұрын

Special times to remember. Sorry for your loss. 😢

@kencoon2472 Ай бұрын

God bless

@Knights_Oath 3 ай бұрын

Oh God, the F-22 is the Team Four Star version of Alucard. He likes to take long very enthusiastic walks.

@shadow-lz2uz 19 күн бұрын

And kill homicidal fighter jets?😂

@solowingborders3239 5 күн бұрын

He also has vacation days

@Thesourolivew 3 ай бұрын

“He became self aware” got me

@tearstoneactual9773 3 ай бұрын

Fortunately, Russia is nowhere near as effective as SkyNet. Thank god.

@Boop__Doop 3 ай бұрын

"when he's a nutcase he hasn't figured out exactly what he needs to do, When he's calm he has figured out exactly what he is GOING to do"

@williamcox2025 3 ай бұрын

Perfect way to describe a ADHD personality.

@blackdoug5302 2 ай бұрын

Yay I'm no longer alone

@dom-hx7ki 7 күн бұрын

@williamcox2025*bangs hands on table* "THANK YOU!"

@elitely6748 3 ай бұрын

When the kid isn't on his "i'd intercept me" craziness and actually makes sense for once... *THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN*!

@SallySockPuppet 3 ай бұрын

There's no escaping The Kid.... You only die sweaty and tired!!!

@murdocnichols15 3 ай бұрын

Ok show of hands, how many others immediately thought of Hellsing Abridged?

@EnderMalcolm 3 ай бұрын

The F-22 is the definition of "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." said in a very calm, very cold voice, without so much a hint of a "Nailed that line" behind the deadpan gaze. Likewise, he also feels like Dumbledore when angry. No screaming or shouting, no outward rage. Just a cold fire in the eyes.

@TheShinyFeraligatr 3 ай бұрын

"F22, did you shoot down those planes?" Dumbledore said calmly.

@Spiritofeowyn 3 ай бұрын

Ah a doctor who quote.

@SirMike02 3 ай бұрын

Demons run when a good man goes to war

@jaeannehidalgo4300 3 ай бұрын

@@TheShinyFeraligatroh gaddamit the Dumbledore reference... 😅

@FlinnGaidin 3 ай бұрын

@@TheShinyFeraligatr Now let's see that in movie form... 😏

@ianyoder2537 3 ай бұрын

To quote the best abridged series on the internet: "Fuck it! Alucard. Go for a walk."

@AustinBlack28 3 ай бұрын

F22: When hope is gone,Undo this lock,set me forth,on a moonlight walk,release restraint level....Zero

@SkyKingAzure 3 ай бұрын

F-22: I'm going for a walk. Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): I'm going for a walk. Same. Energy.

@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end 3 ай бұрын

Imagine if those two met 😂😱

@cursedimage.mp415 3 ай бұрын

When hope is gone... Undo this lock... And set me forth... On A Moonlit Walk

@malumkishin8608 3 ай бұрын

@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end That crossover would be fucking awesome

@badbloodkiller3471 2 ай бұрын

@@cursedimage.mp415 Release Restraint Level... Zero...

@blazewing2343 Ай бұрын

@@cursedimage.mp415 When fuck arounds gone Hangars unlocked Send me forth On a Iran walk Release restraint level: Find out

@azzlecorsaire 3 ай бұрын

The F-22 is going for an enthusiastic walk. *A very enthusiastic walk.*

@afrozen10-02 3 ай бұрын

If the F-22 is Alucard does that make the F-35 police girl?

@ardantop132na6 3 ай бұрын

@@afrozen10-02Never expected a Hellsing reference here.

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. Alucard! _Go for a walk._ " _::Alucard unlocks his internal restraints and goes mode zero...::_

@robinjameson4261 3 ай бұрын

when hope is gone, undo this lock and set me forth on a moonlit walk

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

@@robinjameson4261 "Release restraint level... _zero." ::Party party party! ensues...::_

@crabman2010 3 ай бұрын

It's his... * ugh * #lifehack

@gilmadreth680 3 ай бұрын

I have never clicked a video so fast. I watched Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged and "Go for a walk" has a _very_ specific meaning to those of us who know.

@naaron39 3 ай бұрын

If you know then you really know!

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

"Lace makes me feel confident."

@michaelsolomon3496 3 ай бұрын

The kid casually channeling his inner Peter Griffin 😂 "I just wanna talk to him, I juuust wanna talk to him..."

@prymus141 3 ай бұрын

Both Peter, and Alucard. Which is terryfing.

@simonemancini5550 3 ай бұрын

Nothing in this world is scarier than the Kid when he speaks soft and calmly. And Uncle Sam knows that very well.

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

Air Force, lock the fucking hangar doors _NOW!!!!_

@mateuszbanaszak4671 3 ай бұрын

Kid wants to go for a walk. *A very enthusiastic walk.*

@PortableDuke 3 ай бұрын

You know the air force is on high alert when there very own hangers become a SCP containment breach scenario just for the F-22 😮

@carsoncasmirri3874 3 ай бұрын

F-22. Take a walk

@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 3 ай бұрын

HL makin' an Hellsing Abridged reference? Now that is an ambitious crossover! 🤟🔥

@AustinBlack28 3 ай бұрын

what was the reference?

@ZergOverlord9374 3 ай бұрын

VERY enthusiastic walk.....

@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma 3 ай бұрын

When? And how could I've missed that?

@The_Burrito 3 ай бұрын

"Going for a walk" isn't exactly a HUA-specific thing, dawg.

@AdmiralStoicRum 3 ай бұрын

Stoic...mmm...

@gobokinje9183 3 ай бұрын

"I just wanna go for a walk" yeah, just like Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate lmao

@ShuRugal 3 ай бұрын

"crazy when not knowing what to do, calm when having decided what and how to do" I used to know someone like that. His name was Caleb Barnes. Last i checked, he was still making big rocks into little rocks at Leavenworth.

@vollied4865 3 ай бұрын

Truly a man of culture making a Hellsing ultimate abridged reference

@MythicalGrape27 3 ай бұрын

one of the most reliable military news source!

@mirandigriffin9879 3 ай бұрын

After watching the news I wait for his videos to se what actually happened The 2 go hand in hand

@boxervseible3174 3 ай бұрын

I do it in reverse I come to him first and then I go see what he's talking about through the news

@iamGabby 3 ай бұрын

@@boxervseible3174 holy mother of buff. I do the same thing. I won't even know that happened if it weren't for the shorts. 🤣

@YinYangAngel55 3 ай бұрын

That gave Hellsing Abridged vibes. Alucard: I don't have to take this. I'm going for a walk. Integra: oh no you don't! Alucard: what are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesnt Exist?

@masonborden5594 3 ай бұрын

The accuracy. The f22 really do be like that. There is nobody he can't beat. Even the f15 struggles in every category to touch the f22, other than thrust to weight ratio. And still yet, it's not enough of a difference to matter

@mbterabytesjc2036 3 ай бұрын

"I just want to go for a walk and talk to him." Amen, open the hanger doors.😂 😊

@Rettie2Play 3 ай бұрын

"I went for a walk." "A WALK!?" "A very enthusiastic walk."

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

“Where you killed a homicidal dictator?”

@NovexusNui777 3 ай бұрын

That last bit had me wheezing and rolling, let the Raptor have a talk, he's gonna be proportional and appropriate, I promise

@davidkueny2444 3 ай бұрын

"Proportional." Assuming USAF logic is like USN logic, that means that the kid is going to shoot half of Iran's airforce out of the sky.

@infinablade1687 3 ай бұрын

You wanna be responsible for 9/10 of Iran going missing? Then be my guest

@Belial1125 3 ай бұрын

"I just wanna go for a walk" Gives me Hellsing abridged Vibes Alucard: "Is it going to be an enthusiastic walk?"

@mattlies7426 3 ай бұрын

If someone could splice together a 5 minute or so montage of grandpa buff going off would be awesome. Him talking about dropping payloads and panties while telling the u-2 to fuck off is pure magic.

@Damen178 3 ай бұрын

The 22 being chill reminds me of a video I saw of a recruit out in the field during a training exercise. He was asleep so hard that the guy filming was able to sneak up on him and take his weapon before he woke up... and that was when we found out the person filming was his drill sergeant and the DI was... very, very calm. I've never been in the military, but even I knew that kid was so deep in the shit that he was going to need more than a snorkel.

@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын

I was, and he DID.

@warmachine8741 3 ай бұрын

A calm DI and knife hand is the scariest thing for a recruit

@adamkemper4708 3 ай бұрын

I woke up when I was in the field to my DS trying to take my weapon. He said “what the fuck are you doing awake trainee?” My answer was “I just woke up Drill Sergeant.” His response “go the fuck back to sleep.” Before he released my weapon, I tucked it back under me and went back to sleep scared shitless because I never heard him so calm.

@ghostreborn8766 3 ай бұрын

DON'T LET HIM GO FOR A WALK!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@ZergOverlord9374 3 ай бұрын

He just left. Said he was going for a walk...

@levievil9220 3 ай бұрын

@@ZergOverlord9374dammit someone stop him

@cakerberg1735 3 ай бұрын

@@ZergOverlord9374 NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

@Rotorhead1651 3 ай бұрын

No, no.....let him. He can use the fresh air and "exercise". 😈

@SpcKringUSA 3 ай бұрын

Let the kid stretch his legs it's never good always being cooped up all the time 😉

@MellowGrunt10 3 ай бұрын

F22: Hey kids, how’s your health plan? F14s and MiG29s: *incoherent screaming* F22: APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!

@lemonhead1571 3 ай бұрын

This... has GOT to be. The *funniest* way to catch up on world events. Thank you for all that you do.

@gamingsasquatch3357 3 ай бұрын

Getting Abridged Alucard going for a walk in the moonlight vibes here.

@Argento_Wolf 3 ай бұрын

The comments be pulling out all the Hellsing Abridged quotes for this one. Great video

@OddlyIncredible 3 ай бұрын

The Kid: Do you even _read_ my Christmas list?

@AlexDuos 3 ай бұрын

The raptor being calm is the equivalent of him leaning forward in his chair

@grantharriman284 3 ай бұрын

"Go for a walk" is triggering Hellsing Ultimate Abridged flashbacks, and I AM HERE FOR IT!

@Sgtnolisten 3 ай бұрын

Alucard:…I should have asked Integra for a 22 instead of a 71…

@enderborn6860 3 ай бұрын

can you imagine the boat scene with a 22 though bro just crashes and no one detected it

@xxpoisonblxx 3 ай бұрын

@@enderborn6860 We've sorta tested that scenario by misplacing a '35...

@marseldagistani1989 3 ай бұрын

F22: I am at half mast I NEED to hear this

@CrisisHedgehog 3 ай бұрын

“Fuck it, dropping the formalities… F22, *Go for a walk…*

@kibathemechanic4967 3 ай бұрын

"Houston, we have no problems."

@DeadRobit29 3 ай бұрын

"Ah, the return of the 'why' boner. WITH A VENGEANCE!"

@AustinBlack28 3 ай бұрын

FINE...YOU WERE RIGHT!!!

@slayerdearly 3 ай бұрын

Alicard reface XD

@Ange1ofD4rkness 3 ай бұрын

All I can think of is Hellsing Abridged, "I'm going for a walk" ... maybe the F-22 has been the wrong character all along

@StudleyDuderight 3 ай бұрын

"I just wanna go for a walk" And now I am imagining "The Kid" being voiced by Chris Arnott(voice of Cell in DBZA and Alucard in Hellsing Abridged). "F-22! Go for a walk."

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

It’s Curtis Arnott otherwise known as Takahata101.

@Fyrebird721 3 ай бұрын

I've only ever known him as Taka, takahata101, or, and this is my personal fave, The guy who kicked LittleMissHoundoom's ass in Yugioh master duel with a tutorial deck

@imglidinhere 3 ай бұрын

The F22 here is essentially Alucard from TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. "I'm going to go for a walk" is the single most terrifying thing he can say.

@DJdoppIer 3 ай бұрын

Alucard (from Hellsing abridged): _"Oh ho ho, I see he also likes to go for a walk."_

@ronmaximilian6953 3 ай бұрын

The F-22 should scare our enemies, but it isn't an Eldritch monster

@damaged_good7666 3 ай бұрын

@@ronmaximilian6953 It might be to our enemies, you don't know...

@OddlyIncredible 2 ай бұрын

@@damaged_good7666 It legitimately is, actually. Of the publicly available specs, which the US loves to _understate_ as is noted frequently in these videos, the F22 is arguably the best modern fighter ever invented. It's tough to detect, tough to shoot down, extremely maneuverable, carries a punchy selection of weapons, and heavily overbuilt for its role.

@Victor40998 3 ай бұрын

Ahh the kid turned into Alucard from Hellsing Abridged. Trust me he'll have a VERY enthusiastic walk with Iran.

@victorhale 3 ай бұрын

“Walter…be honest with me…how much in terms of collateral?” Walter: well…the alucard amount…”

@anthonyrogers3027 3 ай бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Hellsing Abridged, so many bodies....

@ASmileSuitsYou 3 ай бұрын

"A tennis racket and a pair of binoculars" I'm CRYING 😂😂😂

@iyehovaixboxgaming9855 3 ай бұрын

Well at the very least, the Kid is not a gargantuan-sized mammoth of a man dressed in a red suit going on a "Very Enthusiastic" walk. -And that Uncle Sam knows how to keep him chained and locked up tight in the basement hangar... Unlike Integra Hellsing in the abridged...

@ForgottenHonor0 3 ай бұрын

I cackled like Alucard after he tilted an entire hallway worth of paintings at this vid!

@blueleader102 3 ай бұрын

"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. F-22... *go for a walk.* "

@tearstoneactual9773 3 ай бұрын

"That's it! Killin' ya both! BIG BANG ATTACK!" - Same energy. :D

@blueleader102 3 ай бұрын

@@tearstoneactual9773"What's that, brat? I can't hear you; try sign language!"

@ReaverPrime 3 ай бұрын

Just gonna go for "a walk", like REAL f'n stealth fighter. 😂 Alucard would be proud.

@syntheticsleep 2 ай бұрын

"Alucard: Go for a walk." -Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

@Drocksas 3 ай бұрын

The Kid being calm is like when Spider-Man stops cracking jokes. You KNOW shit's about to go down

@kibathemechanic4967 3 ай бұрын

When all hope is gone, Undo this lock, And send me forth, On a moonlit walk...

@machinist7230 3 ай бұрын

RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL: ZERO. 😱

@mirandigriffin9879 3 ай бұрын

Beautiful

@PikachuLittle 3 ай бұрын

*PARTYPARTYPARTY!*

@schaddenkorp6977 3 ай бұрын

For just a moment, I thought someone was being legitimately poetic. Then I realized it’s another fucking TFS meme. Sigh. “Yumi, say something in Moonspeak!”

@kibathemechanic4967 3 ай бұрын

@@schaddenkorp6977 "Hai."

@gilliganallmighty3 3 ай бұрын

The Kid being calm is like dad getting quiet. He knows who did it, and exactly how they are going to make them pay, in the most efficient manner possible.

@redskinsman10 2 ай бұрын

The F-22 was already my favorite fighter jet. Now i love it even more with the personality these videos have gave it.

@Hy3jii 3 ай бұрын

"I just wanna go for a walk" Getting some big Alucard vibes.

@mitchs5627 3 ай бұрын

Can't stop imagining Peter from family guy, loading the shotgun and walking towards the house with Meg saying he just wants to talk

@theblackrosedaughter 3 ай бұрын

If Hellsing Ultimate Abridged taught me anything....one should always be afraid when your best man is "going for a walk"..

@cop91919 10 күн бұрын

"It looks like Patriot off of wish"...lol. Died at that line.

@TheRedAuditor 3 ай бұрын

"HOLY FUCK. AIR FORCE, LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS, NOW!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: 90!? fucking likes in 7 whole fucking minutes? I know where to grind comment likes now _DAYUM_

@mikekoch9259 3 ай бұрын

I agree completely, I have never laughed so hard in my entire fucking life, HLC is absolute comedy gold!!!! when the kid makes the comment at the end, I would have absolutely roared with laughter if HLC looked at the camera eyes wide and either the Halloween or Psycho themes started playing, would have topped off the video beautifully, but still world class content HLC keep it up bro.🤣🤣🤣

@sharkdentures3247 3 ай бұрын

I love the fact that the F22 actually scares/ worries America itself! Sort of a, "Good Lord, what kind of Monster did I create?!?".

@muntuku 3 ай бұрын

113 in 10 minutes now

@JerryKosloski 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, quoting the video we all watched tends to get shit loads of like for some reason

@TheRedAuditor 3 ай бұрын

@@JerryKosloski ik right? I didn't even expect this bit everytime I comment something early on one of his new vids I get a shit load of likes in minutes

@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 3 ай бұрын

America: AIR FORCE, CLOSE THE DOORS! Air Force: He just left something about going for a walk? America: NOOOOOOOOO! (Source Hellsing Ultimate Abridged).

@tearstoneactual9773 3 ай бұрын

"HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOL' DOR... HOLD ... DOR ... HO'D'OR... HODOR..."

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

The Kid: Hey guys! How’s your air superiority? *Enemy starts shooting* Apparently it’s great!!

@AndrewDeLong 3 ай бұрын

There are two...eh-hem...things....that you should never let out for any kind of walk, moonlit or otherwise. The F22 and certain, crimson-clad nighttime hemoglobin enthusiasts.

@ChaosArchives667 Ай бұрын

"When hope is gone, undo this lock and send me forth on a moonlit walk, release restraint level.....zero" - TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 9

@whyuhatan 3 ай бұрын

I have now a picture in my head of a bunch of hanger technicians frantically running to close the doors 😂

@sparkplug1018 3 ай бұрын

So the kids an Alucard fan, very nice. And we know, when he finally gets the chance, he is going to take a VERY enthusiastic walk

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

Not just an Alucard fan. But an Abridged Hellsing Ultimate fan.

@sparkplug1018 3 ай бұрын

@@TheSequimKid They so need to get with TFS and do a crossover, show us why the F-22 doesn’t play well with others. I’m thinking a police girl and Girlycard.

@TheSequimKid 3 ай бұрын

@@sparkplug1018 Imagine Taka playing the Canadian F35 asking the F22 why he is why he is. Then have Nick and Scott playing the engineers behind the 22.

@sparkplug1018 3 ай бұрын

@@TheSequimKid We need this! Get em on the phone! I want them on the phone right now! We are literally at half mast here on this, we NEED to see this

@thereallasre 3 ай бұрын

Gotta say that USS Carney deserves all the mad props, but don't forget Arleigh-Burke is over there, too. She is keelhaul, hanging you from the yardarm old school Navy. But she's been upgraded into something, just wild! It's like you handed Chester Nimitz a Federation phaser in WWII and said, "well, just don't do anything too permanent, Chet."

@SamT-h7w 7 күн бұрын

"When he's a nutcase he hasn't figured out what exactly he needs to do, when he's calm, he has figured out exactly what he is going to do".😂

@jloiben12 3 ай бұрын

Iran: Says they have an air defense platform that can see the F-22. Also Iran: Where did my air force go? Why are all my planes debris? Nothing showed up on the radar. F-22: Say stupid things, win stupid prizes.

@FoxGod 3 ай бұрын

The kid has taken a page from Alucard and is about too enjoy a very enthusiastic walk.

@technewsfortechnoobs 3 ай бұрын

"Aww, he became self-aware." I am DYING over here!!!!

@onerider808 2 ай бұрын

This is comedic, geopolitical gold.

@imapopo2924 3 ай бұрын

A very _enthusiastic_ walk...

@MikMoen 3 ай бұрын

The F22 is going to go on a VERY enthusiastic walk.

@bleachbleachBLEACHER 3 ай бұрын

"When hope is gone..." "Undo this lock..." "And send me forth..." "On a moonlit walk..." "Release Restraint Level... 22."

@foolishsparky 3 ай бұрын

"I just wanna go for a walk." Flashbacks to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

@kwondo5668 3 ай бұрын

"I just want to go for a walk and go talk to him" Said in a very calm voice... Yeah that's your clue that sugar honey ice tea is about to hit the fan big time.😂

@LincolnMiller-di8qv 3 ай бұрын

Using the southern phonetic alphabet. Didn’t catch that for a sec

@golden_7899 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit I literally just watched Hellsing Abridged yesterday the timing could not be better

@takashiryuu3236 3 ай бұрын

All I can think about is Peter saying " I just want go talk to him.. I just want to go talk to him.. I just want to go talk to him.."

@jmanj3917 3 ай бұрын

3:24 Dang, Brother! Finally!! These are the words I was lookng for the past few days...lol Perfect 😎

@rt6544411 3 ай бұрын

When I heard that line from the kid about going for walk my first thought was Hellsing Abridge you know very enthusiastic walks and "When hope is gone Undo this lock And send me forth On a moonlit walk Release restraint level 0".