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Nah bro didn’t have the Jordans bro had the Olympian 1s

Wanted to flex before he killed the rest of the gods but they got worn out when he had Atreus (100 likes now thank you all so much luv).

Atreus: “Were they real at least?” Kratos: “…Yes.” Atreus: “Oh, okay.”

@@Mark-ek8mdOlympians 1s lmao 😂😂🔥

"Your jordans are real"

underrated comment, lol brilliant!

This man was almost literally asking for it. Kratos said he wasn’t worth it and then Hermes had to start talking shit. My dude this was a rare moment of mercy for the man and you basically said “I can take you!”

Kratos murdered like 30 civilians here lol

He was not only asking but definitely deserving

@@zizochemlali4639 why was he deserving

He's probably thinking if that greek jordans would fit him

He wanted them olympic Jordan 1's limted edition

It just shows how he was always a calm and reasonable person

“The hare is too confident in victory and foolish, while the tortoise is steady and disciplined”

the way he just looks down at them!

why did you made him sound like a newborn 😂

Ah, just like Ocarina of Time Link.

@@marianokaz1503 good taste in games

tortoise with power like lion

demi-god turtle

You haven’t told a lot of stories, have you?

Kudo it’s what Atreus says after

@@aidinhendriks4820 Ah I'm dumb then cause I have forgotten what he says during the boat rides.

“Those new Plato 3000’s look hella nice”

“Hmmm, he got dat drip tho…”

Yo I got it to 1k

He stole his Jordan's.

@@sergiomoney101 hermes got the limited jordan and kratos want it

Yea frrrr

Young Men are always more hot headed. Dudes mellow out as they age. Prime Mike Tyson and Older Tyson is IRL example of a vicious dude who's gotten more mature and easier going.

@@vitigaymer1053 ikr Mike changed a lot.

It's crazy that this is the Kratos that Thor wants to throw hands with. If you ask me he should be thanking his lucky stars he didn't meet him in this period of his life, because he would be straight fucked.

Heimdall

God of speed, messenger.

Yeah but his shoes were Gucci and the he bought 'em on Black Friday.

@@Darknesss490 yeah xd

Farmer John oo

Farmer Johnp Poino

Youssouf Kamagate are you saying polio

@@xeno2273 maybe he meant porno

نهي ومير مايبن يبين يشبعن من الدنيا ولاقلن طفش يقلت طفش فرن هذي نهي أقول طفش الدنيا بدون مساجد تقول كان يصلي بيت تقل مكيفه ع هالحاله وزغر أقول الوم يفكن الحضر ع تقول يعله ماينفك تبي كذا ماتبي تروح الهله ولاتبي احد

They just nerfed Hermes to tartarus.

Lmaooo that’s sooooo true he did say he doesn’t have time to catch a fly 😂😂😂 he should have just left the scene

Kratos: a messenger isn't worth my time... Hermes: starts talking mad shit... Kratos: aight then you asked for it get fucked.

😂😂😂😂

Im your 1k like

He kinda was a villain though, at least from the perspective of innocents he killed

Kratos is definitely a villain in this game. The Greek gods were all assholes, but Kratos doesn't give a shit about any of the thousands of innocent people that died after he killed Poseidon and flooded all of Greece. He was just as self-serving as any of them

He was a villain big time

He WAS a villain. Lol. Did you NOT see what he did to Greece? That big panning shot at the end of GOW3 really puts in perspective how many innocent people must have died so Kratos could....feel satisfied, mostly.

@@Jb-id1bu GoW fans prior to the reboot mostly defended and glorified his kills like a bunch of edgelords.

Me

At least Heimdall put up a fight

Kratos is also don't care about Hermes' lass speech lol, he just look at the kicks 9:38

lol killing heimdall was sooo satisfying

Me

Right? Oh he killed the embodiment of war and the second most potent god in our family? We don't need to team up. When Poseidon died, if I were Zeus now hear me out . . . I would have all the gods and demigods meet at the summit of Mount Olympus to wait for Kratos when he fell into Hades. I would then just place enough enemies along the way to inconvenience him and exhaust him. When he gets to the peak I would then just gangbang him with Hades, Herakles, Helios, and Hermes. Hell, I would have called Poseidon back when it was shown Kratos was beating him. Just saying. Or, after Kratos fell I too would go down and reclaim Poseidon's soul and resurrect him since that seems possible for Zeus. Then Kratos would have absolutely nothing to do but die and then just keep enough demigods down there to make sure he can't escape. I make a better Zeus than Zeus in this game. WTF.

@TheToxic BoIMan They're infected by different evils of Pandora's Box. If they were their normal selves none of this would have happened anyway. That said, if things still happened as they did, they still would have been smarter about it.

@Victor Lara True, but they didn't give him what he truly wanted because of the evils. I think Zeus would have been willing to remove his son's nightmares if it meant removing a threat to his power-base.

I think some of them were busy fighting the titans

Bro the whole game would be over if zeus meets kratos from the start kratos wont be collecting weapons that could end zeus and the fight would end quicker

Drewbie UnderFire “And he had some fine shoes”

@@randysavage2585 and cool hair

Drewbie UnderFire Atreus:What did you do to him? Kratos: Enough, mind the path ahead Atreus But- Kratos: DO AS I SAY! Atreus: Alright!, jeez. Kratos:(he must never know of that arrogant cocky bastard, and what became of him)

Yeah thats right

And i ripped his legs off

At least Heimdall actually stood and fought hand to hand. Hermes ran like a bitch

Read my mind

Heimdall was a jerk, but he took his fate like a champ. Hermes is just a bully that turns into a crybaby the moment his opponent stands up to him.

@@tersus4967 besides, he actually put up a fight instead of run in circles

@@tersus4967 well they are both jerks but heimdall is a simp to the allfather

I wanna say heimdall was the funner fight but Hermes was the more satisfying kill

Nice quote

Everytime I saw Heimdall I just blurted out "NEVER NEVER LEAAARN NEVER NEVER CHANGE."

Thor reference lol

GlobGlob lol

Tell me a story about it

LMAO

Lool

Dante ravioli would use his nike strat His nike strat is ignore every enemy run as fast as you can dodge them in the process

Have a happy internet point!

I enjoyed killing the civilians

They are called: *Weaklings*

@@iam_tracion2269 just like most of my teammates

@@luisrosales3430 that's an interesting quote, with and without context to it lmao

I understood that context 😂

Yeah I always thought that too I mean it would make sense

Actually it is the story behind it lmao

@@saikatchoudhary5252 Wtf idiot Kratos is badass. The slayer of gods.

@@saikatchoudhary5252 He is Death The Destroyer of Worlds.

IT wasnt his son

Cristhian Ramirez hahaha

Dang, after that pun, Hermes doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I wish he would actually say that. And the Hermes "Did you really have to make that pun?"

damnnnnnnnnnnn fam

Cristhian Ramirez i

me

Heimdall is arrogant but has the strength to back it up Hermes on the other hand feels like someone who never ever got into a fight.

@@ShinyAzzy I mean, when you can run at near-light speed, why would you ever get into a fight?

@@ShinyAzzy Kratos didn’t do Heimdall nearly as bad either. He blew off his arm, and mangled his face before strangling him. Hermes got killed like a dog at a Chinese market.

Heimdell got cake & ice cream compared to this!

Yes

*in fez* :ah burn.

got anything to do with the brand namesake that manufactures jewelry and luxury products from France?

Going to go shoe shopping later

Kratos: "Yeah. Right now if the god of bitches says what keeps running that lip off."

"What?" Kratos: Your shoes, i want them.

Can somebody give me the moment/time stamp? (idk what its called) (Sorry for bad english)

@@hajjarham7527 9:04 is Hermes’ quote. The carnage that ensues is Kraros’ response

Lol it happened while i was reading it

so kratos just beat his ass, killed him, and took his kicks

S.upremekai. Kratos copped them joints off dead stock

...I’m too underrated with these one liners

@chickenbiscuit 21 well he DID make a deal with the devil just for a fancy Pocket Knife so....

AlephM this needs 1,000,000 likes

@@solitary2 😂😂😂

Packer backer they're sandals

+Михаил Пенев gamingsins much ?

hi

@Đức cfm because the devs got it wrong as well Boots as a footwear came to existence somewhat recently a few hundred years ago

"Today you may defeat me" Kratos looking at his feet: *why yes, I will de-feet you, how did you know?*

logic

*Agility 100*

@@finnheisenheim8274 but intellect 0

*BIG BRAIN 100*

that man Hermes is a parkour

Hahaha. I love this comment

Lol, I love a punny play on words.

Hahahahaha Kratos was like "Nice idea bro"

Lmao so that's why he did that XD

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hah guilty :D

@@jbdefalt5371 ditto 😉

Ops

@@v1rsff413 You too huh?

A little late but yeah

RememberNovember Hermes is French confirmed.

Hermes is a running coward

Hermes nigerundayoes

hermes: god of joestar family secret technique

He is the messenger not god

Kratos: "so nice they don't suit you."

Kratos:thing for gods they just dont fu**ing suit you

Kratos: "I like ya boots g."

Hey, that's a nice bike. - T-1000

Me but tbf heimdall was actually a pretty fun boss

@@kraventhehunter1083 hermes 2.0

I’m a bit late but yeah me too

When will kratos tell the story of how he got the most premium boots in all of olympus to *boi*

YES!! THIS IS THE STORY KRATOS MENTION

And when Kratos tells Atreus the story about the horse and the stag, that was pretty much an analogy for what Kratos did. When he made a deal with Ares to help him slain the barbarians in his time of need, but in the end, Ares used him as a perfect war machine for his own use to spread chaos. Like how the man made the horse a slave after they've already slain the stag.

in which turtle cut down rabbit legs.

Only the turtle is a ball of anger with chained blade on his back

Lol

🤣🤣

Kratos: but those shoes don't suit you

But i want those And if kratos wants something he will surely snatch it

Run it

Sadly I only have an Xbox, but watching all these clips makes me want to play these games

Heimdall is just like hermes but heimdall can actually fight. Both talks shits on kratos, both were destroyed by kratos.

I didn't know that yet asshole

Just buy a ps4 man, you'll love it I swear.

@@conq2203 and both had every chance to live, but decided to still fuck with Kratos.

LOL

🤣🤣🤣😭☠️

Kratos: thats why yo shoes raggedy Hermes: thats why yo wife dead Kratos: 😡 Hermes: dead as hell

@@Artur_without_the_H BRUH

@@Artur_without_the_H LMFAOOO

That fly was worthy.

Nice catch

When does he catch a fly?

@@magicmanscott40k When he puts on the boots of Hermes

First time I heard kratos swearing

Dante Redgrave I like the story of the horse and the deer

Slow and steady wins the race

True story

The Hare and Tortoise

"Lemme tell you a story boy,once upon a time, there's a turtle and a rabbit. One thing leads to another,they decided to do a race. The bunny run so fast that it left the turtle behind. But then, the turtle uses its chained-blade to hook it,and cut its legs. And the turtle wins. Happy ending. Now tell me, would you still running around the house and breaking things again?" "No,Daddy." "Good."

Black friday

Krato do be like that, just like Kratos.

I was thinking the same thing

lmao

thought the same thing too lmao

Kratos, interrupting Hermes' monologue about nightmares and failures: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?"

I wish it would've been like this Hermes: Nothing but nighma- Kratos: I want those shoes. I'm cutting your legs off Hermes: **Gulp** I bet he only did it for the shoes

Hercus12 Kratos got dem Jordan flight team

Nah, Theseus's death was.

@@ArcaneWatch yeah dumb theseus

Валери Топуэов but after theseus is this dumbass

I would throw Hercules in there as well.

Icarus

Hermes would be meeting him in a wheel chair

@@WrestlingEmpireKing and Heimdall would meet him but his face wrapped all over

Kratos would have still killed him even after that.

Nah he's a dick

He would if only hermes wasn't yapping

On god

@@dkflux4047 *oh father

@@AugustoEL 😂

LMAO

"I HATE YOU!"

Agility of a potato Like seriously....why would you run up a wall just to fall back down

Mister Hamlicrazy123 Right?!

Comment is underrated

Alim Uddin It’s okay I live for the people

LMFAO

must be

Its the laugh and the way he just scritters away that makes it so damn funny

Lmaooo. His laugh at :37 also killed me😂

Except Heimdall put up a much better fight and had much stronger abilities than Hermes. At least Heimdall never coward away from kratos, he fought him 'til his last breath.

Those are some nice shoes, would be a shame If You didn’t have legs to use them

Probably why he went to kill him in the first place, in my opinion.

Hermes flexed on him so he stole his Jordans I see no incoherence

@@asoniamrds05 he honestly didn’t care about him until he kept talking shit and kratos was like alright you’re pissing me off and then noticed the shoes during his speech and was like “I’m already gonna kill you anyway so lemme snatch them cool ass shoes” and decided to take them

Or maybe he was just playing around

He's never been in an actual fight, that's why he's so douche

Hermes was never a threat and never tried fighting Kratos. Bullying and teasing with words, sure, but never actually tried to harm Kratos, except to defend himself. He's like a kid on the playground looking for someone to play with. He did not deserve to die.

@@user-jc2lz6jb2e hermes was the messenger god and as the saying goes "dont kill the messenger"

@@user-jc2lz6jb2e Not sure about that. Most of the Greek Gods are rapists and mass murderers who toy with mortals for amusement. Hermes in actual Greek mythology is no different; he raped a woman named Apemosyne out of lust. He also raped another woman named Chione while she was sleeping. If Hermes in GoW has a similar track record then he really did deserve death.

Yeah

Well in his defense, he was not a Spartan, he didn't say HE was horonable

@Sebastien Roma his power is to insult people childishly while running away like a coward?

@Sebastien Roma he is a god of thieves, fertility, sleep, trade and wealth but he is not a god of coward and a trash talking childish god. He chose to be the asshole here.

@Sebastien Roma you just called hermes as the god of mischief and i said nothing. The real god of mischief is Ate. Jeez. You can tolerate your own failure in delivering the facts about hermes but cant stand it when others do the same. "Just shut up" he says. This is the point where i knew i have a valid point and you cant accept/refuse to accept it. "Just shut up". Nice comeback btw

@Sebastien Roma its okay dude. Stay safe

So would he be deserving or not?

Leon Petrichiutto Well he's pretty cocky, and a chatterbox who probably didn't care much for innocence...so I say deserving.

@@leonpetrichiutto1152 he's talking about all the civilians slaughtered in this video

@@myoldvan119 and also Athena

austin casto and that fisherman in gow1

Yeah but at least heimdall did put a fight

The thing is mass viewers just want to see a God prove it whrong or killed. everyone applauded and joked about kratos for killing Hermes but his speech was on point. he was talking about kratos reality. resentment, his only reality and the main sentiment of a slave.

Well Hermes is also the god of poem

@@TjoaWeiHan That's actually apollo

James H that’s apollo

The God of muscle, that's why he's so fast. His body is just in great shape, and he in a way represents the Olympic games with the torch

Racist

@@fathersimon3787 that's a JoJo reference dummy

Father Simon It literally means “running away”

Father Simon you really dumb huh.

topaz the gem yeah, dumb.

Bro wouldve had it worse💀

he would've been mash potatoes 💀

Would this version of kratos even be able to hit Heimdall? a much stronger kratos needed a weapon just to touch him.

Im dying

I was about to comment that

Yup

🤣🤣 why???

What’s up with him slaughtering all those people on the bridge?

It is impossible to continue running in dreams!

@@husky6672 What????

@@husky6672 Incel

🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

"Air Herc"

They light on your feet

Nikes

@@rrockstarrj best one

The Plato 3000’s

Hermes: But you could just ask n-nicely

@@Herotrap1 Kratos: Nah

He’s thinking “do those come in a size 12?”

Hermes: 9:54

@@Herotrap1 Kratos: I could…….

Exactly what I'm here for as well! I'd like to see what a fight between Hermes and Heimdall would go.

Heimdall would destroy Hermes. Hermes is probably the weakest god in the whole franchise.@@throbbingwiener6218

LMFAO

🤣🤣🤣nice one bro

Pantheon force I's

Lol

@SM H wow who shat on your breakfast?

He was infected by the great evils inside of Pandora's box though

He became arrogantly stupid because of pandora's

@@nikohlaii true,he said about Sparta and Honor like what the hell,Sparta is completely gone because one of them

It didn't work

@@jamaldavis831 He used to play and not to run... That's why Him lost

Hermes Joestar. *Flashbacks of part 6*

@@jamaldavis831 cause he not a jojo

@@MrScarf-zm9ih sticker lesbian lol

blingximus There are fates worse than death

Max Rodriguez Luna I thought it was from Star Wars Rebels last episode of season one. Damn I'm wrong again. :(

+deathsdoor07 sorry man :(

kkk

+agil gila chill out its youtube

Troll Master there’s a story about that when kratos tells Atreus about the tortoise and the hare

Lol

@@josecobianandrade8038 oh right, maybe he's talking about Hermes

Or annoy Kratos, otherwise he'll find you more of a nuisance then Zeus

Kratos: And if you make me angry, make sure to bring your best gear for me to use after i kill you

Yes theh re fast

@@Andreas8455pp and both lost at least one limb. Plus their ego is greater than their strength/speed that they flaunt.

@@Xerclipse and both of them r douchebags

Both of them are extremely cocky and egotistical. One can think why the God of Foresight never saw it coming from Kratos but that’s Kratos for you right there.

You are right after i beat Heindall i straight to Hermes boss fight

Me

Lel

Xylarxcode Kid I will tell you a history about Hermes he is the messenger of the gods and he can control speed

Xylarxcode Kratos even said that Hermes wasn't worh his time. But Hermes just had to keep talking shit.

Xylarxcode أحسنت هل أنت رائع 😅😡😡

Well yeah that literally is what happened

Hermes knew kratos eventually was going to be after him. he was on a god killing spree after all. Hermes he didn't push him, he was taking about kratos reality. he was telling the players what kind of "man" kratos truly was at that time.

True Kratos just wanted Zeus the other gods got in his way.

@@danielrojas-db9nq do you think Hermes could've escaped? Not trying to confront you or anything, but you think he might have been able to just run away and leave Kratos in the dust?

@@unknownguy8687 of course

Flaming his ass

HAD ME ROLLING

Gotta give credit to kratos for giving hermes a way out. Arrogant or not, hermes didn't have a choice. He was probably ordered by zeus to face kratos or die trying

Kratos got them bars lol

not as fast in the games as he’s meant to be

Determined

Dude looked nowhere near as fast as bauldor.

@@megaavonaco9954 kratos had troubles hitting him so hermes' faster

@@thegrob8892 kratos used arrows that are essentially aimbot. And the chaos blades cover the whole area, so it will hit a someone no matter what. Plus if you play on god of war newgame+ baldur can be beaten pretty easily with chaos blades.

Me! 😁😁