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You should make google translate tells you how to play Fortnite

Hello!

hi!

heyy im earlyyy

That's exactly what I was thinking lmaooo

Hahahahaha! Yes!

That's where my mind went too! Hahaha!

lol

Ahhhhh, I didn’t even think of that :(

Nooo, he wears glasses XD Ask Superman it's a BIG change

Just like the "I'm stupid. Try to prove that!" from the Abba video.

Noooo, he's wearing a white button-up shirt

@@maxhatterschannel5140 I was going to reply the same thing

@@PixelatedH2O Nice

The four main food groups

@@christianjohnson2081 which food groups are Satan’s pasta and essence of swan in, I need to catch up on my Help and Welding classes

@@aruin4069 hmm. That is a good question. I'm not too sure. I just know the main groups. I am not very good with getting them all in or knowing what they are. If I had to guess: existential hot pockets and aggressive salads

@@christianjohnson2081 Thanks that sounds about right, knowing your food categories is important

@@aruin4069 Satan's pasta. Hmmmm! My brain with Satan's pasta: *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*

And potassium larva dances. But mostly existential hot pockets

Weirdly relatable

I guess you need to go to Wonderland then

It's confirmed, vampires can't make love!

Evidently, the daffodils don't share that desire.

I thought you were going to say you'd love to be able to make love with dead people O_O

No, he’s CLEARLY stating that incels are not alive.

Every bite you take, you have an existential crisis. Why are we even here? What does everything mean? Is our existence just dumb luck? Does anything truly matter if the world will eventually end up in flames and there will be no trace of our existence?

Why are they called hot pockets? They aren't hot when you buy them

google translate explains: hot pockets

wow my comment just got hearted lol wasnt expecting that

@@spaceobsessedfemboy congrats

*THE RHINOCEROS' ROAR WILL TRANSFORM THE EARTH*

Climate change and future eco system collapse by humans explained.

Well, at least the alive people are able to make love, copy the DNA and leave tomorrow. Good to know that we'll still be able to have one-night stands in the post-apocalyptic world.

Apparently google translate is predicting all things will go to h-e-🏒-🏒. At least Satan will give us pasta though. “Satan takes me to the pasta”

Everybody gangsta until it turns out that google translate can forecast

Google are you drunk?

once i was translating a sad song and google translate wanted me to burn their heart...

@@smoothbutter9915 did you burn their heart like google asked?

@@tomnook3765 ofc I did, why wouldn't I?

The interpret All those words made sense lol

Your eyes looked back... To the end to the end!

it could be an insult but I feel like it would also be a complement

@@mollywoolfson2571 I just thought that this is how homophobic people think or explain how gay people are created. Just to make sure im all for flower power.

The KZfaqr "greenlegocats123" aka. "CowCow" trolled a roleplayer and insulted their reading (they didn't respond to his comments) by getting angry and comparing them to a sunflower. The recipient of the trolling used the username "sunflower(some numbers I forgot)".

bro your acting like a flower rn

YES! He should've mentioned that.

Oh yea

Humans are just monkeys put through drunk google translate a few too many times

Lol true

Show, not tell XD

Should have passed it.

Wha- how?!

His eyes looked back to the end.

teacher was clearly drunk

Wait did you actually-

Ooh i bet we could get a pharmaceutical label google translate if we asked often enough

I see it now Consumption of the rain may result in death

I laughed

Well according to people who put on makeup beauty is ugly.

at least it isnt the simpsons

Well... it’s true that we share some things with daffodils. So aren’t we technically already talking daffodils?

And farming will destroy all living things

Why does this give me pikmin vibes

heyyyy you're at 420 likes :)

A talking daffodil.

Underrated comment!

This is the best comment

I’m surprised you passed kindergarten (Joking)

@@thesilverprincess I’m surprised i passed kindergarten

this deserves 1k+ likes 😭

Give up, give up. I am the rain and the weather!

the first comment i see on this video xD

In an alternate universe: *Gradually melonwater*

That has evolved into gradually cantaloupe

The classic line 😌

Same here

Same!

I'm on 10 tablets a day so my prescription is pretty big, I'm kinda worried about going to the toilet now 😅

I don't get it...

@@japanpanda2179 it isn’t a joke, its part of the video. Its something i laughed at because of my humour, you may not laugh at it.

I know right that’s hilarious 😂 😂 😂

well it is actually "the larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum" and "Oh my goodness"

Or the name of a furry group

As well as Existential Hot Pockets!

@@saralaerevu8735 im gonna make a group and name it existential hot pockets

Or a weird Warrior Cats/Survivor Dogs Clan. :)

I was going to use it to make a lgbt biker gang.

" People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey… stuff." -The Doctor

@@fezenclop363 That sentence kinda got away from him huh

Furry warriors

How original

@@captain_kadaver But it's true. I put it in quotations because it's not my original quote.

"Weedeater."

Weed eater

*W e e d e a t e r*

No why

Pfffft haha

I laughed too hard at this...🤣🤣Sad but true...😭😭😭😢

This made me literally laugh out loud.

I literally screamed (I'm not using this term loosely, I'm serious)

ikr

@@Arch-bx8wz Oh my god, it’s been so long since I last saw this video, so after reading my comment again... I died again lol! 😂😂😂

The Bigger The Proscription, The Smaller The Rectum. 🗣🗣🔥🔥

@@PoiZoNMusic_ Wait, is that what they actually said?! Oh my goodness, did I mess up, or are you just having some fun?! 😂

@@colleenglanville8293 yup thats what they said

Yup

And meat

@@Cycloon16 meat isn't a species-

Yep, going to be using that one when I'm having deep debates with my friends. They will either think I am wise beyond my years or doing drugs. Or both.

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Needs to become a shirt

Existential Hot Pockets and Gradually Watermelon are my two favorite foods

@@anitabasu4653 I would buy that

well you learn about things by watching this video

me who has an exam tomorrow

@@k.c.3674 honestly I only learned that his eyes looked back to the end

@@sofielamy that's still some knowledge... i guess

You have learnt... but at what cost?

What is the difference between calculus and algebra?

@@VoidKing666, the level of agony involved.

@@jayt9608 💀💀

Yep. That was bad.

Oh yeah. ACID.

I do not know about that first clause (Santa Claus), but that second one is only facts.

If this were Minecraft related, it would go on r/phoenix SC

@@scibanana3542 you put this through google translate, didn’t you? 😉

And I am trying.

My interpretation: All the dogs in the world have a house, and they share the same room, whilst all living things have their own individual floors inside the house

Lol I just realized I commented something really similar 😂 oops 😅

@@mr.tyrant8708 An interesting house!

@@mr.tyrant8708 a frat house for dogs

Literally

Did you get it back?

If you take a large enough prescription, you won’t anymore.

*His

H E S

Me right now.

I am experiencing this exact thing rn lol

My exact thoughts.

Alas that is all too true

Uhh

Lmao

his eyes looked back to the end

It will, one day...

Is google foreseeing an apocalypse? (From a comment by Fjodor Pattyn)

Why am I imagining Steve from Minecraft looking at the End?

@@nathanpanusky2531 Thank you! My thoughts as well.

This sounds like the end line of some abstract poem.

After Steve had defeated Jean (the Ender Dragon) and left The End, he stopped and his eyes looked back at The End portal, thinking "maybe I should go back incase I forget something"

It stared into the abyss

By interpreting it with Google trans-late of course

Simple: become an English teacher

I guess i interpret it is "All dogs have the same room" = "All dogs live in the same place" and "and that all living things (if not all) have a floor" means something like how wse all have the same foundation or base of dna that we evolved from?

@@CrazyEmilykitty Thanks! I had no idea what this means, and now, I know it is a coded metaphor for evolution... and evidence _does_ show it!

@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions XDDDD Idk man.

Thrawn?

@@ttry1152 Yep.

Oh my god undertale/deltarune is everywhere. Not complaining though.

@time me neither

You need not look for her

Good luck. Do not die lol.

Did you do it?

Do tell how it went please-

Haven’t gotten a reply yet , hoping for one lol

@@TH3_S4LMON Youre not the only one hoping for it lol

Sounds like Google Translate has been going to virtual learning too long. Sounds like something my 8 year old would say when trying to explain on his worksheet what the video of his teacher recorded. He’ll include Minecraft (his eyes looking back to the end), hot pockets will make a Rino roar, and hot pink wolves belong as a new Pokémon.

@@laguna4life Aw, sounds like a really fun kid. I've babysat before, so I know little kids can be tough, and I can't even imagine what's it's like to be a parent. Wishing you guys the best!

@@laguna4life You can register naghimo online with your online programs in the United States. Mahale, the laboratory offer is among us, among those who are nahisgutani and panagsults. -or- Yep. Online learning turns everyone’s brains into repeated translation software. Oh well. At least we are not reduced to talking daffodils yet.

Maybe google translate is their ancestor or kid

If you think about it it’s true, the pictures accurately described what sometimes happens

An interesting innovation!

We're slowly gaining Google translate's backstory we must find the rest of the clues and figure it out

That one 🥚cracks🥚 me up everytime

Oh god yes. I would click that at light speed. XD

I would 100% watch that

Google translate: the history of the entire world

Here’s a translation of a summary of the War for Independence, which apparently is going to continue another 17.6 billion years. ------------ Representatives of 13 American colonies declared the American War of Independence (1775-1783) known as the "American War of Independence" and the "War of Independence" at the British General Assembly. Parliament's views on fiscal policy and the nature of colonialism. It rose from the city in the late 16th century and became a colony left by its leaders. Seven years after the outbreak of the Franco-Prussian War and the victories in 1754 and 1763 after the war, they won in 17561763763. After the war, the British government lost the great temptation to protect the colony. Your rights The Mel Townsend Act requires anti-colonialism and propaganda, which led to the Boston Massacre of 1773. Following the passage of the Massachusetts Law, 12 colonial laws were drafted and the Book of the King of England. First, it was sent from the general's property. At the same time, the conference and its organization announced sanctions. [THE] War Memorial Day and April 19, 1775: After the destruction of the British colonies in Boston, Massachusetts, Lexington and Concord. In June, my store decided to hold another meeting in Boston to defend General George Washington, who had arrested the general. At a meeting attended by the king and his mansion, he sent a bidder with an olive branch to prepare an offer and the latter withdrew the offer. As a result, Britain invaded Canada but was exiled. In July 1776, Congress passed the "Declaration of Fermentation." Contrary to the "mandatory plan" of the colony, I expect an immediate decision in the US election news. However, the new Prime Minister of New England, Sir William Howe, intervened and occupied New York. Washington did not notice, Trenton, Princeton and the war became more intense. The city was defeated by Philadelphia in the British War from 1777 to 1778, but in the winter of 1777 to 1778 in October 1777, the Persian general Friedrich Wilhelm von General Tubern has an advanced system. is. French Prime Minister Wilgens has worked in the United States to build a prosperous economy in Britain and France. The most important treaty that began in late 1776 was Slatga in October 1777. This morning, Congress was afraid to live with France in Britain. In February 1778, the United States signed two treaties. When the United States became independent of Garam, the West Indian Parliament agreed to unite to defend the British war. During their stay in Spain in 1779, they did not participate in the main task of the treaty, joining the Franco-American alliance and supporting each other, hoping that the Franco-British War of 1713 would once again cause great damage. The British ambassador, Bernard Gallows, was deported from Louisiana to all of North America. In Spain in 1779, the Allies of West America defeated the United States (later became American style). During the war of blackmail, Pensacola, Castelli and Britain were expelled from the United States and military aid was suspended due to internal unrest. Why take General Henry Clinton, and then until 1778, until "Bernan" in Charleston. Al Destruction Mis, who was responsible for destroying the Cornwall mountains in Yorktown, was arrested, forcing him to evacuate and find his comrades who commanded the French forces and surrounded the Latin Islands. In October 1781, after the Battle of Sapika, Galer tried to control the fleet and occupied Cornwall. During the war with France and for several years in Spain, Yorktown decided to continue the war, which ended in Britain and South America. He was replaced by the Minister of Northern Damar, who worked in the three independent states of Georgia. .. On September 3, 1783, the Treaty of Paris was signed between Britain and the United States, which was subsequently ratified by the United States.

I HAVE A SCRIPT FOR THAT

What was it?

Translation fails

@@blueiris574 Oh yeah. It was pretty similar so I didn't notice.

@@conlon4332 malindakathleenreese (a long time ago)

@@wordart_guian and Google translator sings!

Well, at least the kids have funny ears!

@Lady Luly Yes!!! 🙌🏽

It's a clan of furries.

@@bloodstalkerthedragon8473 oh no

same cannot wait to see the hot pink wolf 🤣

Same I wanna see the hot pink wolves

_does_ in italics. Put _ these _ (underscores) next to the word(s) but without the spaces like I had around "these". So __does.__ __You can do the same thing with more than one word like this, with the punctuation inside the underscores.__

@@conlon4332 what?

@@Redacted_onlife They said "does" in *bold,* when in the video it was in _italics._

@@conlon4332 that's actually very useful. Thanks.

why did that part remind me of bill nye lol

@@surfinsummergirls sounds like island in the sun and bill nye had a baby

Considering Google Translate has predicted the future before....more Undertale related stuff from Toby Fox?

Yes we all gonna be flowey soon you idiot

Any change in heritable traits wit-- HIS EYES LOOKED BACK TO THE ENDDDD

Lol minecraft player

Love the Minecraft reference

Yep

Sad to us, who are dead inside but still wanting to make love. Kkkkkkkkkkk

@@adrianodrika XD

*Cue ghosts crying*

Same lmao

Maybe it didn't like her "ball in sink" fetish.

Well, he ain't wrong.

I MEAN....google translate does not have a soul...

No... no no.

This is the one I was looking for 😂😂😂😂

Yes my fav part