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@Godzillaman 5 жыл бұрын

"Consider living. You can do that. However, it might be more complicated than expected." Wow, that's very deep.

@wolfheart8604 5 жыл бұрын

Godzillaman *sobbing* It’s trruuueeee

@GaveenPrabhasara 5 жыл бұрын

This should be on a t-shirt.

@tannem2006 5 жыл бұрын

Living is sooo complicated. I can't even type without auto correction.

@WinterDutchie 5 жыл бұрын

well actually it's even more complicated for me (if you do not get this joke, read the comment, look at my reply again and read my name)

@wloxya7422 5 жыл бұрын

Godzillaman Yes

@Mollymauking 5 жыл бұрын

*_Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today!_*

@crestic7518 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, today is a good day

@emanatingf 5 жыл бұрын

@@crestic7518 Ay!, Ice Cube reference

@salviarifdah2730 5 жыл бұрын

i'm a Taurian and I can see this happening to me 😐

@cattycatqueen7643 5 жыл бұрын

This is true most of the time

@koplevshundenov8858 5 жыл бұрын

Starting now and very this moment :)

@innisjeffries3046 4 жыл бұрын

These are just two friends trying to help you. Malinda is the one you should listen to but google translate is the friend who’s advice you actually listen to

@StrongestLibrafluidAlive 3 жыл бұрын

"YOU MUST STIMULATE EVIL"

@ARandomSpace 2 жыл бұрын

I don't like astrology anyway, I'd rather listen to Google Translate. At least she (I guess Malinda just defined Translate's gender) can cheer me up with nonsense.

@pendadenda1331 2 жыл бұрын

“Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today” That’s the best Taurus horoscope I’ve heard ever! -a Taurus

@alitherebelinstigator.7106 Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the best translations, I was ROLLING! 🤣

@tbdhk 8 ай бұрын

mule*

@UnorthodoxSoundwave. 5 жыл бұрын

Cancer “That is Sick” It’s not *entirely* wrong,

@icecranberry2148 5 жыл бұрын

Their personalities are sick! (in a good way)

@hannah-violetgranger-weasl3564 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@royalgarbage7679 5 жыл бұрын

@@icecranberry2148 why thank you

@kellybeange7995 5 жыл бұрын

................ DEEP!!

@silverrose1408 5 жыл бұрын

Why am I laughing at that?

@amychamberlain6403 4 жыл бұрын

”IF YOU HAVE PAIN YOU CAN GET FIT” This is every PE teachers motto

@ah9259 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes. YES.

@Editing_Dog 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly XD

@wlouderback02 4 жыл бұрын

I read this right when she said it

@ArtistRamWill 4 жыл бұрын

No pain no gain lel XX

@yimbex6871 3 жыл бұрын

Where was this for motivation when I was in highschool

@mars-yf6ry 4 жыл бұрын

"Are you considering taking on a role like a spoon?" Me: Yes i want to be a spoon -social anxiety-

@Croftice1 3 жыл бұрын

But there is no spoon. It is you, what is bending.

@tathnousoxide9707 3 жыл бұрын

@@Croftice1 did u just go matrix on his ass

@dramaticdog337 4 жыл бұрын

me: *dying* Google translate: "consider living, you can do that." me: i have been blessed with eternal life.

@natsmith303 5 жыл бұрын

"If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living. You can do that. However it might be more complicated than expected." Well damn. I wasn't anticipating actual advice from this, but thank you.

@whatismylife3226 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@kellyyu598 4 жыл бұрын

As a leo i can confirm i can never achieve this😂

@vfgccfkccf2360 4 жыл бұрын

I like it

@TrimutiusToo 3 жыл бұрын

@@kellyyu598 You meant as a Kitty?

@alphasigmaskibidizz 3 жыл бұрын

Deeeeeeeep

@lexilala1968 5 жыл бұрын

"If you have pain, you can get fit!" Yup, that's basically excersise.

@sebziez 4 жыл бұрын

Lexi Lala i read that comment as she Said that XD

@panda_playsyt9421 4 жыл бұрын

This is me on a daily basis 😂❤️🦒❤️

@coyraig8332 4 жыл бұрын

No pain, no gain

@jocelynhyde2197 4 жыл бұрын

*” are you considering taking on the role of a spoon”* - Google translate, Jan 24th, 2019

@itsahexagon 4 жыл бұрын

Aries: Wheeled Wheels - the Time symbol Taurus: Mule - well OK Gemini: Twin Kids - yep Cancer: That Is Sick - entirely appropriate Leo: Kitty! - ENTIRELY appropriate Virgo: It Is Right - i guess Libra: a LoT: oh definitely Scorpio: Scorpion In Debt - somebody better Make Her Pay Sagittarius: Cancer - Capricorn: Dragon - in the TvTropes "The Dragon" sense this works Aquarius: Wodnik - what Pieces: Moist - well OK...

@somename625 4 жыл бұрын

Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish

@heinrich.hitzinger 4 жыл бұрын

*Pisces (not pieces)

@somename625 4 жыл бұрын

@@heinrich.hitzinger Exactly!

@karolkozik5918 3 жыл бұрын

Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish so...

@TrimutiusToo 3 жыл бұрын

Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish, it managed to translate it to Polish but failed to translate it back...

@user-es8ty9dw8n 5 жыл бұрын

"If you want to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that." Favourite inspirational quote ever, I want it in Helvetica over an artsy landscape

@kinofabe 5 жыл бұрын

relatable

@buttercupkat 5 жыл бұрын

@Luna ! *IF YOU HAVE PAIN, YOU CAN GET FIT*

@buttercupkat 5 жыл бұрын

@Luna ! *I mean, if gaining a hospital visit it is a gain, okay...*

@ArtisticSin 5 жыл бұрын

Luna ! Yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss

@zradysis08 5 жыл бұрын

However, it might be more complicated than expected.

@rosie.bella19 5 жыл бұрын

“If you want to achieve the goal of the day, *CoNsIdEr LiViNg* “ That’s not even mine, but I should try that.....

@liljaplaysandmakesgacha8503 4 жыл бұрын

Well, that IS a pretty good idea.. I might try that as well!

@liljaplaysandmakesgacha8503 4 жыл бұрын

@Ayano Aishi Well, r.i.p yan chan

@heinrich.hitzinger 4 жыл бұрын

@Ayano Aishi *F*

@Zakalex 4 жыл бұрын

I Can Confirm This Is True For All Leo's

@liljaplaysandmakesgacha8503 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zakalex L o l .

@ishopmyface 4 жыл бұрын

_"if you want to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on."_ - google translate, 2019

@aygian1176 4 жыл бұрын

Scorpion in Debt. *Ahh... yes, the Greek Scorpions are here.* (Quite literary, since all these horoscopes started in Greece)

@flyingspacebrainedidiot 3 жыл бұрын

Wait so the whole thing is Scorpion in debt, Lion in debt, Crab in debt, Horse guy dude thing in debt, Goat mermaid in debt...?

@cronch5268 5 жыл бұрын

Google translate.... *Pats Google translate's shoulder* Oh, Google Translate...

@voiceoreason9884 5 жыл бұрын

This is almost like something my mother and I joke about when playing with Google Translate. We always use the same set of five languages, one of which is Maori, and it always messes up way worse than any of the others. We always talk about patting it on the head and saying "Oh, Maori".

@melitopiia4730 5 жыл бұрын

@@voiceoreason9884 If I may ask, what are the other four languages you use?

@voiceoreason9884 5 жыл бұрын

@@melitopiia4730 Latin, Korean, Arabic, and German, our objective was to pick languages that all came from different language families for maximum confusion. I always go in the order Latin-Korean-Arabic-German-Maori and my mom uses Arabic-Korean-Maori-German-Latin. We sometimes run the same text through both sequences, and it comes out quite different, just by changing the order of the languages.

@flamexx7735 4 жыл бұрын

"YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION! FOR THE FIRST TIME!" I- I feel called out lmao

@ns.kha29 3 жыл бұрын

Every depressed indian child ever be like:

@candace219 3 жыл бұрын

@Peach29 don't forget Gemini!

@movedtothreemoonwatchers 3 жыл бұрын

People talking to me LOL

@TropicalSwan34 3 ай бұрын

That line was delivered so well it seriously gave John mulaney vibes

@nikapokrovsky1955 4 жыл бұрын

"You've made a decision for the first time" "If you have pain you can get fit" "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living" When Google Translate is more accurate than the actual Horoscope..

@NSegaXP 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget: Do not miss too much happy things And: Counting is important

@cas4103 3 жыл бұрын

I seriously wanna see Malinda's Google Translate history-

@jayflight1395 4 жыл бұрын

"Scorpion in debt" When I heard this I just imagined a scorpion going "ah man I gotta pay my bills😥"

@jayflight1395 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most likes I've ever gotten

@Andromeda823 4 жыл бұрын

My dick is difficult but exceptional is what made my laugh into tears.

@minthesis 4 жыл бұрын

I classify as one of these

@AnitaG2003 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Us scorpions are broke.

@annmaria988 4 жыл бұрын

We need money

@sourwitch2340 5 жыл бұрын

0:07 Wheeled Wheels (Aries) 0:41 Mule (Taurus) 1:03 Twin Kids (Gemini) 1:36 That Is Sick (Cancer) 2:02 Kitty (Leo) 2:27 It Is Right (Virgo) 2:59 A Lot (Libra) 3:29 Scorpion In Debt (Scorpio) 4:10 Cancer (Sagittarius) 4:35 Dragon (Capricorn) 4:57 Wodnik (Aquarius) 5:23 Moist >ew< (Pisces)

@durdleduc8520 5 жыл бұрын

_where are all the _*_moists?_*

@gracer51 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much!

@juliakrupa329 5 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is Wodnik means Aquarius in Polish

@EverSnaxolotl 5 жыл бұрын

So are you a Cancer or a... Cancer?

@sourwitch2340 5 жыл бұрын

@@EverSnaxolotl I'm a Kitty, actually.

@puredemon5926 4 жыл бұрын

Scorpio: LOOK AT YOUR SINS. Me: Huh. One step ahead, I already do that daily.

@BigRockyGaming Жыл бұрын

I REFUSE to believe in horoscopes. However the GT is the most accurate one. Guess I’m gonna look at my sons now dude.

@rosepetunia1829 4 жыл бұрын

"The work of Denmark is like... But I do not know what I'm doing!" People in Denmark: " They're on to us..."

@Namadu7 5 жыл бұрын

2:11 - "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living." 2:40 - "If you have passed away, you will lose your chance." Kitty and It Is Right are pretty closely related, aren't they?

@virtue1993 5 жыл бұрын

Namadu ye

@Maven_Design 5 жыл бұрын

Leo & Virgo are relationship goals.

@karsenloveskartoons 5 жыл бұрын

guess i gotta date a virgo

@erviatangerine5108 5 жыл бұрын

"You must stimulate evil" "Don't be afraid to take things from them" "You can use violence for a long time" seems like Google inspired a lot of comic books villains

@RosieTheBoneCat 5 жыл бұрын

YOU MUST STIMULLATE EVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIL

@MoMo-sf8vk 5 жыл бұрын

I'm arie

@dacoolnesschannel5083 4 жыл бұрын

German officer to soldieron kristllnacht: "You must open the door and do sad things."

@MyDogStoleMyLiver 3 жыл бұрын

just run up into a gym like "hey I'm going to hop on the Speedy speed"

@kahaboebs 5 жыл бұрын

Aries: WHEELED WHEELS Taurus: MULE Gemini: TWIN KIDS Cancer: THAT IS SICK Leo: KITTY Virgo: IT IS RIGHT Libra: a LoT Scorpio: SCORPION IN DEBT Sagittarius: CaNcEr Capricorn: DRAGON Aquarius: WODNIK Pisces: MOIST

@Paula-vq5pt 4 жыл бұрын

Well Twin kids it is

@caitlynpreijers5260 4 жыл бұрын

Why does Capricorn get the coolest translated name and I'm stuck with Moist? 😂😭

@colsonweiser5648 4 жыл бұрын

@@caitlynpreijers5260 it is right

@thomasboese3793 4 жыл бұрын

@@caitlynpreijers5260 Pisces, being Moist and Genini, Twin Kids; my dear lady; got the only "Joe Cool" approved translated names.

@Vortexiiixii 4 жыл бұрын

I'm cAnCeR

@theweirdo6833 5 жыл бұрын

*Life is good! Keep that in mind, and you'll be harmed today* Me:....

@e.s.lavall9219 5 жыл бұрын

Pessimists will be fine

@pluto3194 5 жыл бұрын

Seems accurate. Whenever I have a good day shit goes wrong

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

@@pluto3194 Both of these are contradictions.

@TrimutiusToo 3 жыл бұрын

"If you have passed away, you will lose your chance..." You don't say...

@xomical 4 жыл бұрын

“ Look at your sins “ Sure why not

@LilSiannyBean 4 жыл бұрын

*Cancer: "You've made a decision for the first time"* Me: *Tries to be offended but can't make a decision for the life of me.*

@rexcake 4 жыл бұрын

This is how you feel when your mom let's you have some money to spend

@angeldenman5427 4 жыл бұрын

That is sick*

@zukamimotu..2071 4 жыл бұрын

I'm also a cancer and I also have problems with choice *Coincidence?* I THINK *_NOT_* ktimetogostartbelievinginhoroscopenonesensebye

@x_itzliana_x4324 4 жыл бұрын

@@zukamimotu..2071 same

@runa2604 4 жыл бұрын

I am guessing you are a Libra

@keicullen4139 5 жыл бұрын

“Life is good, so keep this in mind ............and you will be harmed today” Omg aso trueeee😂😂😂

@whatismylife3226 5 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@potato5875 3 жыл бұрын

"If you wanted to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that."

@conlon4332 3 жыл бұрын

However it might be more complicated than expected.

@carteradams43 3 жыл бұрын

"you have to make an interesting lecture on this topic" "answer the questions!" English class in a nutshell

@amnesiacwhaleshark2413 5 жыл бұрын

"Soo, what's your favourite type of exercise?" "You know, nothing burns calories more than running on a speedy-speed"

@pondboy3682 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks! That will help a lot when Satan takes me to the pasta!

@sabliath9148 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, you must do it for your healthy health!

@YouTubeExplore777 5 жыл бұрын

How do I go fast without being fasty fast?

@arcanearc 5 жыл бұрын

Nerion, Espy Of Wolves eat a gradually watermelon

@YouTubeExplore777 5 жыл бұрын

@@arcanearc Eat a Google dinner.

@unforeseenbreach141 5 жыл бұрын

As a Libra, I can confirm that I want to open doors and break my legs.

@faithhasker615 4 жыл бұрын

Unforeseen Breach I have actually broke my leg

@dagecko4485 4 жыл бұрын

what time is a libra?

@rickywaller6039 4 жыл бұрын

@nobtgm2559 4 жыл бұрын

me to

@125kubo3 4 жыл бұрын

A lot

@jov2906 3 жыл бұрын

"Twin kids" No, she's got a point-

@UltraHylia 3 жыл бұрын

2:45 Is literally how I would respond to that

@willnotshutup 5 жыл бұрын

"The work of Denmark is like.. but I do not know what I'm doing" Me at a geography test

@kazooplayer3 5 жыл бұрын

thats me at a math test

@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын

^ the truth. (The math tests).

@Birtheish 5 жыл бұрын

I am Danish and I don't know what I'm doing especially when I am working

@elideangeli5098 5 жыл бұрын

Jessica LoveGood me at the geography bee today at school

@ToriEnglishArtsandPaws 5 жыл бұрын

I am from Denmark, so this is even more hilarious 🤣

@BarterTom 4 жыл бұрын

“The work of Denmark is like... and I don’t know what I’m doing.” So basically Hamlet.

@bluelake713 3 жыл бұрын

They called us out

@pistachio6843 4 жыл бұрын

What people say: "if you are uncertain, lean on the folks around you to help cheer you on and cheer you up" My brain: *"that is not enough. you cannot do anything about it."*

@AGuyThatMightExist 4 жыл бұрын

2:34 office has joined the battle

@arnerademacker8548 5 жыл бұрын

I guess I'll check my horoscope, what could go wrong... *LOOK AT YOUR SINS* Well, alrighty then.

@nabielw 5 жыл бұрын

Mine: *Two men were killed in their lives* Yikes

@wanderyonder3009 5 жыл бұрын

My horoscope features the phrases, “Yes, this is the end,” and, “Without Russia, there is no time to think,” even though I hate the apocalypse and communist countries. 🤦‍♂️

@felipet.m. 5 жыл бұрын

@@nabielw and "don't be afraid to take things from them" Are we supposed to rob two dead people?

@nabielw 5 жыл бұрын

@@felipet.m. idk, also we're supposed to take a role as a spoon? Apparently???

@martintobar7966 5 жыл бұрын

Wander Yonder that’s my horoscope too :D Also Russia is not Communist anymore :/

@caughtinyourtrance 4 жыл бұрын

_“If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living.”_ *-Google Translate, 2019*

@theramendutchman 4 жыл бұрын

However it mnight be more complicated than you think

@awaywiththefaeries9464 3 жыл бұрын

Well, they’re not wrong...

@Ssspork 3 жыл бұрын

but it may be harder then expected

@belalabusultan5911 3 жыл бұрын

I was planning to die out of laughter, but I guess now I should reconsider......

@honeypie4156 3 жыл бұрын

you can do that

@idontknowanymore2437 4 жыл бұрын

"Look at your sins!" "You must simulate evil." "You can use violence for a long time."

@dexterity2220 4 жыл бұрын

Me : comes back with and F on a test* My mom : 3:51

@Tarmax94 5 жыл бұрын

"If you have passed away, you will lose your chance" oh really?

@orchideqvinox765 4 жыл бұрын

Especially if your name is Jamal

@neonthefox3550 4 жыл бұрын

But "you would soon be able to sell it"

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 жыл бұрын

Challenge accepted. Not going to die or anything, I just want ghosts to have rights.

@MissEarthling 4 жыл бұрын

"Is that a challenge?"

@emadmary4271 4 жыл бұрын

@@orchideqvinox765 is that a lilly singh reference

@QuackersLikesToQuack 4 жыл бұрын

“Hey what’s your Zodiac sign?” “Wheeled Wheels”

@user-ss2pj1rh7q 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@brishti7443 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@rubyj3287 4 жыл бұрын

Mine is That is Sick

@sundaramsundaram3705 4 жыл бұрын

Dragon

@lizlee8715 4 жыл бұрын

@@rubyj3287 me too! :)

@risxra 3 жыл бұрын

Over two years later and this still makes me cackle like an idiot. As a Sagittarius, “try to take it slow” vs “try it all!” is so funny. It’s like the horoscope tried to reign us in and we were like “absolutely not”

@vee7166 4 жыл бұрын

“Scorpion in debt” had me dying

@aili8591 5 жыл бұрын

“If you have pain, you can get fit!” My gym teachers every day

@gabosampallosaez5296 5 жыл бұрын

Aili Kelley “No pain, no gain”, they say hahahaha😂

@kaechidi5025 5 жыл бұрын

“Scorpion in debt” Weird flex but ok

@stevenpowers5166 3 жыл бұрын

People getting ready for 2020 “life is good”people in 2020 “keep this mind and you will harmed today

@TsukiNaito1 3 жыл бұрын

"You have to make an interesting lecture on this topic." *screams in academia*

@Patience-gd4qu 5 жыл бұрын

Malinda: you are a good leader Google: you can use violence This got me CHOKING 😂

@Cllocopine 5 жыл бұрын

Malinda*

@mwplaylist2890 5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that there is also no discussion.

@danielbartholomew4037 4 жыл бұрын

@@mwplaylist2890 And you need to break your muscles.

@arianagrandefanno1926 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@lpsviltigocat3818 4 жыл бұрын

No emojis plz it just makes your comment cringy

@ludek9071 5 жыл бұрын

So, I'm a Cancer, let's see what my horoscope for today is! "But I don't know what I'm doing!" Yup, that's right

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 5 жыл бұрын

Cancer or saggitarius

@gurtison6883 5 жыл бұрын

NorthernStal The famously unfamous penguin do hou mean *_It is sick or cancer_*

@GhostBouDB 3 жыл бұрын

“What’s your zodiac sign?” “A lot” “Yep, sounds accurate to me”

@StrazdasLT 3 жыл бұрын

Horoscopes: Where google translate version makes more sense than the original.

@eleonoracum5601 5 жыл бұрын

Sagittarius is Cancer, Cancer is ''That is sick'', Gemini is ''Twin kids'' and Leo is ''Kitty'' ok wHAT THE HECK GOOGLE

@silkwesir1444 5 жыл бұрын

Taurus is Mule and Capricorn is Dragon!

@crystalgoddess4085 5 жыл бұрын

I still want to know how only two got remotely close to what they're meant to be (Gemini being Twin Kids and Leo being Kitty), the rest are so completely off (although I guess Pisces is kind of close with Moist), then it decides to give Sagittarius an identity crisis. I mean Aries being Wheeled Wheels, how did Google Translate even get to that conclusion?

@stilljamming 5 жыл бұрын

Wodnik is actually the Polish of one of the horoscopes.

@sarahgargani5836 5 жыл бұрын

@@crystalgoddess4085 i would not be surprised if Taurus became mule because both are beasts of burden and some languages may not distinguish between them as far as use goes.

@stilljamming 5 жыл бұрын

It is either a person who specialises in water or a mythical creature.

@screemumsm9991 5 жыл бұрын

Constellation: Cancer Google Translate: This is Sick well.

@ewwahuman2318 4 жыл бұрын

Person: hey what’s your sign Me:D R A G O N

@candyprincess6677 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@jlg6 4 жыл бұрын

"And conquer the government's protesters" IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE A PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING

@sinteleon 4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention curing your software and curing your condition...

@OrangeKyle91 5 жыл бұрын

0:55 "You have to make an interesting lecture on this topic." The life of a teacher.

@TheNewOrchestra 5 жыл бұрын

1:01 "Answer the questions!" The life of a student.

@colewong7431 5 жыл бұрын

Counting is important!

@TamarasDumb 5 жыл бұрын

Let's stop watching normal English and trust Google translate

@HIDLampDashcam 5 жыл бұрын

Me: "Yes lets do that" GT: "Make" Good old GT

@Kazzzy03 4 жыл бұрын

"that is not enough, you can not do anything about it" wow scary how accurate that is

@ella_cupcake 4 жыл бұрын

“If you have pain, you can get fit!” I have a chronic illness and get injured easily, does that mean I’m fit?

@michellexx8593 5 жыл бұрын

"You want to prepare to open the door and break your legs"

@CrowderHatingConservative 5 жыл бұрын

Makes sense to me.

@Grumplebumple 5 жыл бұрын

I'm so prepared to open the door and break my legs

@chloesantos8637 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that ‘Cancer’ is translated to ‘That is Sick’ is so funny to me

@lara8975 3 жыл бұрын

They, me top!

@FaeriePrince 3 жыл бұрын

Or how Sagittarius was translated to cancer

@djmoch1001 3 жыл бұрын

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell "Wodnik" is.

@StrongestLibrafluidAlive 3 жыл бұрын

literally

@HisamiYomotsu 2 жыл бұрын

*You can make a decision for the FIRST TIME!*

@solaris9426 4 жыл бұрын

"If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on" wait, wha-?

@angiesherlock6130 4 жыл бұрын

If you want to finish the goal of the day, *CONSIDER LIVING* you can do that. Hmm I never though about it that way...

@sinteleon 4 жыл бұрын

Just remember it might be more complicated than expected~

@bugbear2357 5 жыл бұрын

Try not to rush things- *_TRY IT ALL_* My inner monologue Actually the whole "Cancer" horoscope is an accurate representation of me at 3am

@georgiak6965 5 жыл бұрын

You should do a Google translates kids' fairytales Edit: omg thank you for the likes!

@musicwiggle22 5 жыл бұрын

Humpty Dumpty (little fat bag) Chile? (Cinderella) The glory of the animal (Beauty & The Beast)

@jasmineqiang90 5 жыл бұрын

Small red red (guess which one that is haha)

@musicwiggle22 5 жыл бұрын

@@jasmineqiang90 little red riding hood

@Arkylie 5 жыл бұрын

Yes absolutely! Snow White and Rose Red? The Fool of the World and His Flying Ship?

@nabielw 5 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@desrykaizer2416 4 жыл бұрын

"In the whole world, you can enjoy the creatures. Make sure you do this." A little weird... But still good advice! xD

@river3604 4 жыл бұрын

I am polish and an aquarius and I noticed that aquarius was translated into ' wodnik' which is the polish word for aquarius 😂😂😂 Edit: turns out some other people have already pointed this out!

@andymac8437 5 жыл бұрын

“ *If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on_* “ Your daily dose of logic.

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

`Contrariwise,’ continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.’

@charliekahn4205 4 жыл бұрын

I think Google Translate meant "now is the time to take control".

@meganb.2249 4 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 I really want to take two fingers and shorten your name to Japanda.

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

@@meganb.2249 That's totally the idea but I wasn't sure if people would get it if I shortened the name

@Leader7353 5 жыл бұрын

The life of an optimistic person: “Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today”

@teaartist6455 5 жыл бұрын

Try being a pessimist, that way, any surprise is a good one.

@CarMedicine 5 жыл бұрын

@@teaartist6455 Life is awful, don't remember this so that you can harm yourself.

@megan_dumbdarling9724 4 жыл бұрын

"If you want things to go on then you have to make sure that things are going on." *Hmm yes the floor is made of floor*

@robbielans1 4 жыл бұрын

“Scorpion In Debt” Those poor Scorpios…

@cel3142 5 жыл бұрын

"keep this in mind: you WILL be harmed today"

@Sky-so6ud 5 жыл бұрын

Tiger Epic I was already harmed when I came out of the womb

@pondboy3682 5 жыл бұрын

Truer words were never spoken

@elanorallmann 5 жыл бұрын

I am waiting for the Harming right now... slightly scared! 😐😐😂

@anonymousperson2958 4 жыл бұрын

SkylightGamer wot

@chicbitch 5 жыл бұрын

LOOK AT YOUR SINS

@wolfheart8604 5 жыл бұрын

Janarrtha Rao STIMULATE EVIL!

@kieran1129 5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture make this so much better lol

@chaoticgoodgh0st286 5 жыл бұрын

I Write Horoscopes Not Tradgedies 😂😉✌

@jamsiedaisy 4 жыл бұрын

cancer: yOu CaN mAkE a DeCiSiOn FoR tHe FiRsT tImE! me: *inaccurate*

@YellowSkarmory 2 жыл бұрын

"Consider living. You can do that. However, it might be more complicated than expected." I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

@TheNoteblockLizard 5 жыл бұрын

"Speedy speeds" XD Who said anything about the gutter? I'm already in the sewers! XD

@colekade5948 5 жыл бұрын

What about strengthening strong forces? XD

@ai9479 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, I like what you're doing with note-blocks🎶

@chloedawson6175 5 жыл бұрын

Me too😂

@bluemoonstation 5 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHH YES

@aphroditeinamerica7242 5 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE GOT THE BEST CHANNEL EVER I LOVE YOU

@spongeboobies 5 жыл бұрын

I'm "kitty" and I agree Google translate, I agree.

@raileyfrominsideout 5 жыл бұрын

Im kitty too!

@JustSomeCanuck 5 жыл бұрын

Things are actually quite good for us kitties. We're not going to break our legs in a door, no one is going to die, and we're not mean to Denmark for absolutely no reason.

@olilovesundertale3588 5 жыл бұрын

I would like your comment but... 69 likes....

@koolkitty108 5 жыл бұрын

I’m *Kitty* Love, but sadly I’m a lot. :(

@RavenLunatic517 5 жыл бұрын

Me too! I'm kitty!

@user-pi2go7wv4j 8 ай бұрын

3:15 "In the whole world, you can enjoy the creatures. Make sure you do this." basically Pokémon in a nutshell.

@theLOSTpassenger_ 3 жыл бұрын

"If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on." Such sage advice, Google Translate.

@lucyk4119 5 жыл бұрын

Why does google translate make more sense than the actual horoscopes 😂

@thegoodkindofweirdo 5 жыл бұрын

Them: "hey what's your sign?" Me: *Twin Kids*

@NewGothOnTheBlock 4 жыл бұрын

Paolo Lumontod Same! Im actually glad Capricorn has been translated into Dragon! 🐉

@tristanhartup4936 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@mysticqueen3551 4 жыл бұрын

I'm That Is Sick.

@arinna_4497 4 жыл бұрын

*_A l o t_*

@quack2390 4 жыл бұрын

Mine is "it is right"

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 жыл бұрын

0:01 Wheeled Wheels. Me: So... An angel?

@redacted2319 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a sag and the google translate version of the horoscope literally sounds like what goes on in my head every day

@tamu7243 5 жыл бұрын

The work of Denmark is like; "but I don't know what I am doing" Way too acurate.

@JachAnen 5 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

But how so? Denmark seems like such an awesome place.

@navntoft6984 4 жыл бұрын

Denmark is an awesome place, but looking into our history it is clear Google Translate is right this time around. We went from being vikings and owning most of Scandinavia and some of England to being teeny tiny from losing to many wars.

@majesticchickenj1677 4 жыл бұрын

@@navntoft6984 Det er alt for sandt

@japanpanda2179 4 жыл бұрын

@@navntoft6984 Well I mean... You still own Greenland, which is a big plus.

@fluffyman85 5 жыл бұрын

"You must stimulate evil!" ...I'm not so certain where to begin with that.

@anaburke227 5 жыл бұрын

First, take away candy from a baby in a stroller that HIS DAD is PUSHING. This must be done exactly 38 feet away from your mailbox.

@antman9967 4 жыл бұрын

Horoscope:Be honest with yourself and acknowledge your limits Google Translate: *LOOK AT YOUR SINS*

@ashtonfalls3575 4 жыл бұрын

"you can make a decision for the first time! :D" -me when I turned 18

@deadbananaz4077 5 жыл бұрын

*N O W B R E A K Y O U R L E G S* *EPIC DANCE

@mariab6210 5 жыл бұрын

I am a That is Sick, and I've really appreciated my first ever decision and its connection to Denmark today. Don't ever let anyone tell you horoscopes aren't real.

@emanatingf 5 жыл бұрын

@Maria B Word

@ArtisticSin 5 жыл бұрын

Maria B I am a mule I have no clue what I was should have done

@whotao3047 5 жыл бұрын

I am a *m o i s t* and I see so that Denmark can be very important for the that sicks, I am too wonderful and faulty and muscle perfection of the mind is ideal for me and preferably for you, No discussion.

@MASIICORE 5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@floo1465 5 жыл бұрын

Emanating Faucet I am a Wheeled Wheel.