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Mr Sark

Mr Sark

9 жыл бұрын

► Watch more GTA HERE: bit.ly/SarkGTA ◄
I know I'm in a minority here but I like injecting my Creatine, and mixing Steroid shakes. It's just the way I was taught.
By my Mom.
My Twitter: / mr_sark
My Facebook: / mistersark
My Instagram: / master_sark
My Twitch: / themrsark
MY WORKOUT PARTNER!
SeaNanners: / seananners
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ENDSONG
‘Azalea’ - MDK
MDK KZfaq: / mdkofficialyt
MDK SoundCloud: / mdkofficial
*used with permission
MUSIC
‘Retro Futurismo’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
‘Exercise Workout Music Clip’ - ThePantherLab
www.audiojungle.net
‘Inspiration’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
‘Mainframe’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
‘Staying Positive’ - DavidPinks
www.audiojungle.net
‘Epic Suspense Theme’ - hakan-eriksson
www.audiojungle.net
‘Spanish Guitar Stand Off’ - Purpleplanet
www.audiojungle.net
‘Banjo Chicken Chase’ - MatthewTanner
www.pond5.com
SOUND EFFECTS
‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Boxing Punches’ - Mike Koenig
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Ta Da’ - Mike Koenig
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Cymbal Hits Reversed’ - CloudyEyeTavern
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Shotgun Old School’ - RA The Sun God
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Castanets’ - Panda-Bear
www.audiojungle.net

Пікірлер: 226
@CaptainSauce
@CaptainSauce 9 жыл бұрын
The tennis game reminded me of the golf rounds you two played on an airplane. Probably the best videos ever.
@FlowProductions7
@FlowProductions7 9 жыл бұрын
Those are quite awesome yeah. Rewatch them from time to time. Would love to see some new Super Stickman Golf vids!
@mildanoch
@mildanoch 9 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@Lo0nex_
@Lo0nex_ 9 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce that video was great, nanners' face when he lost was 10/10
@killerfrenchy
@killerfrenchy 9 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce "I'M DROPPIN' BOM-" *record scratch*
@ryandull6581
@ryandull6581 4 жыл бұрын
Ever
@LawlSp0tWithN3wbs
@LawlSp0tWithN3wbs 9 жыл бұрын
Mr. Sark, I salute you sir! You have a family and a kid and all these "adult stuff" to do and you still keep your fans entertained, for that i'm always happy to put in a good word for you and to call you My favourite youtuber!
@TheMrSark
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
Lawlsp0twithn3wbs Entertaiment Thanks pal! Mrs Sark is da real MVP ;)
@ProperlyGaming
@ProperlyGaming 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark that's not how it works mr sark you can't call yourself the real mvp lmao xD but you is da real mvp :)
@LawlSp0tWithN3wbs
@LawlSp0tWithN3wbs 9 жыл бұрын
Axis_Proper Gaming Pretty sure he said "MRS. Sark" Lol
@wingedsharkstar
@wingedsharkstar 9 жыл бұрын
this is one of the finer mr sark vids. nothing makes me laugh like your videos. thank you so much
@BaeckerSkins
@BaeckerSkins 9 жыл бұрын
"Are you a music video?"
@JensenStiles
@JensenStiles 9 жыл бұрын
"Slacker" "Lazy" "Procrastinator" "Zero commitment" "Probably eating candy up there" I giggled more each time one of those popped up under your webcam, lol. XD
@Lady_Deadpool
@Lady_Deadpool 9 жыл бұрын
Is it a freaky coincidence that I'm watching this vid just a few hours after going on my morning walk on which I happened to see my town's local crazy homeless guy wearing a dirty white scarf? The same homeless guy who is also known to yell about how he fought in The War with the Koreans, Russians, VC and Nazis.... hmmm... I think Mr Sark could be living in a park near me :P
@TheJavierMartinez88
@TheJavierMartinez88 5 жыл бұрын
Did you find if he li es in a park near you? XD
@ramondominguez9817
@ramondominguez9817 9 жыл бұрын
"I love heroin" -Mr. Sark 2015 XD
@Zachary3D
@Zachary3D 9 жыл бұрын
Ramon Dominguez Yeah because heroin is hilarious....
@Zachary3D
@Zachary3D 9 жыл бұрын
Terrence Sillynanny Will you buy me one?
@Zachary3D
@Zachary3D 9 жыл бұрын
Terrence Sillynanny Clearly you are what? Buying me one?
@MrXRAYGCA
@MrXRAYGCA 9 жыл бұрын
RustyWolfFX too sensitive
@Zachary3D
@Zachary3D 9 жыл бұрын
Sex Bob Omb You and Terrence just know everything don't you? Maybe it really effected my family and brought us a lot of pain. That makes it not so funny anymore.
@xiavertatertots7268
@xiavertatertots7268 9 жыл бұрын
"I am the Bane of tennis" -Scott "Sark" Robison 2015
@angelaw7004
@angelaw7004 9 жыл бұрын
STREME SPOATS!
@WolfWraithGames
@WolfWraithGames 9 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that you didn't raise your hands just as the roller coaster was about to hit Nanners. Disappointed, but extremely entertained at the same time, especially by the bonus clip.
@TheMrSark
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
Wolf Wraith sunuva. I honestly didn't even know that was a thing until JUST NOW.
@WolfWraithGames
@WolfWraithGames 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark There's always a next time, unless Nanners plans on letting himself go.
@ImColdRamen
@ImColdRamen 9 жыл бұрын
*Sark runs Nanners over* *Nanners starts being a dolphin* *Sark raises his hands* "YAY DEATH!"
@B0SSNINE
@B0SSNINE 9 жыл бұрын
"I know I'm in a minority here but I like injecting my Creatine, and mixing Steroid shakes. It's just the way I was taught. By my Mom." LOLOLOL SARK IS MAKIN' ALLLLL KIIIINDSSSS OF GAIINNNNNSSSSSSS
@Heli
@Heli 9 жыл бұрын
Sark makes the best music videos in the business. I love the bonus clips you add after the outro, your video editing is so good, major props for the work you put into these.
@jmb9701
@jmb9701 3 жыл бұрын
2021 here. You guys are still the best group of sincere friends to watch. The editing enhances it
@UnimaginativeHD
@UnimaginativeHD 9 жыл бұрын
Nice video, as always. You're awesome Sark!
@KingCitaldo125
@KingCitaldo125 9 жыл бұрын
Someone should go to Urban Dictionary and define The Mozzarella Stick
@MikkyB23
@MikkyB23 9 жыл бұрын
Love it when you play GTA with Nanners!! You guys are an amazingly hilarious team!
@FatGuyinLittleShirt
@FatGuyinLittleShirt 9 жыл бұрын
Sark im a sad panda when you channel goes dark, your definitely one of the best youtubers. Please keep it up man :)
@okdunco
@okdunco 9 жыл бұрын
I was having a bad day until I saw you uploaded today and it just made me happy
@Spicecarius
@Spicecarius 9 жыл бұрын
Gets fish tailed at 3:47.. casualy starts a conversation.. "I had a really random thought the other day."
@CuriousCorduroy
@CuriousCorduroy 9 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else appreciate the fact that Sark hasn't changed his outro music in years? I love it! Always reminds me of happy times.
@jondierks2635
@jondierks2635 9 жыл бұрын
Sark! so excited you posted today! Thankyou!
@Alex-hj5el
@Alex-hj5el 9 жыл бұрын
That tennis match between seananners and sark somehow reminded me of their epic SUperStickman golf-battle on an airplane ^^
@iheartmovees
@iheartmovees 9 жыл бұрын
You and Nanners playing tennis is pretty much the greatest thing ever
@coleadams1587
@coleadams1587 9 жыл бұрын
The laugh at 2:20.Killed me.
@TheThrill100
@TheThrill100 9 жыл бұрын
Sark's serve and volley game on point
@jacobbarden1644
@jacobbarden1644 9 жыл бұрын
These adventures are so silly. I love it.
@serendipitous001
@serendipitous001 9 жыл бұрын
hey sark! just want to say thanks for making me smile. on Mother's Day, I was hit in the head with a metal baseball bat. I have a concussion and have been pretty bummed out. thanks for making today fun (:
@TheMrSark
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
Delaney Murph WOW. Don't laugh too hard or your head may explode.
@noellemiller2336
@noellemiller2336 9 жыл бұрын
I know that feel. Your mom wasn't happy with her gift either, huh?
@promanassociates4960
@promanassociates4960 9 жыл бұрын
Delaney Murph I GOT conncusion from someone kneeing me in the head in rugby
@YMilkshake
@YMilkshake 9 жыл бұрын
Digging the intro, first the awesome music and then...
@chinaman1
@chinaman1 9 жыл бұрын
Watching this is so much more satisfying from Sark's pov.
@7ucci202
@7ucci202 9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video as always :D
@milamberpuc7059
@milamberpuc7059 9 жыл бұрын
that was one freaky death there at the end, Thanks Mr Sark!
@stephanehuard6702
@stephanehuard6702 9 жыл бұрын
Sarkkkkkk! I'm watching this video while wearing a MrSark sweatshirt, feeling extra Sark-y.
@thesilentcontempt
@thesilentcontempt 9 жыл бұрын
Sark, you're the best.
@TheGamerBigtime
@TheGamerBigtime 9 жыл бұрын
0:00 Starts immediately off with the Gay jokes only on Mr Sark's channel xD
@Raeraeiscooler
@Raeraeiscooler 9 жыл бұрын
i like the way sark does that thing with his face :D
@xtzyshuadog
@xtzyshuadog 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for teaching us Sark
@mr_hyrule9601
@mr_hyrule9601 9 жыл бұрын
As a Tennis player, I appreciate you Mr Sark
@MrCheesyBaconBits
@MrCheesyBaconBits 9 жыл бұрын
Never watched or played tennis on GTA XD.... Sark is just to damn funny, what a hero :)
@imhulki463
@imhulki463 5 жыл бұрын
6:28 I loved that bit 😂
@notquam8672
@notquam8672 8 жыл бұрын
I love sarks silent scream
@TitanMarkus
@TitanMarkus 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Sark! You are the best :)
@niko7431
@niko7431 8 жыл бұрын
Sark: “I'm gonna shout encouraging things. ”Alright, here we go... "FEEL THE BERN!” 0:40 Me: Yes Sark, I do in fact #feelthebern.
@MrRedsnake
@MrRedsnake 8 жыл бұрын
All hail Mr.Sark
@n4kkinaama174
@n4kkinaama174 9 жыл бұрын
more plz, i love these :D
@robinlewis5477
@robinlewis5477 8 жыл бұрын
"Are you a music video?" lmfao
@gordachi
@gordachi 7 жыл бұрын
Who did that music video again? I know I've seen it before, but I can't remember.
@jiMalinka
@jiMalinka 9 жыл бұрын
Nanners + Sark = Hardcore Fitness
@julianboutarfa956
@julianboutarfa956 9 жыл бұрын
Mr.sark is amazing
@ixxyt
@ixxyt 9 жыл бұрын
so if that's fitness, i'm going to every goddamn carnival to work out!! Great video Sark
@broocson
@broocson 9 жыл бұрын
Mon Sark! We need some ZAT (Zombie Army Trilogy). We need this now!
@FaYtxFaTe
@FaYtxFaTe 9 жыл бұрын
Online multiplayer would have been much more enjoyable if it had missions given out by you to increase our strength stat through your extreme fitness course GTA style. Instead, we have to settle for doing Gerald missions where we get to beat down hundreds of pedestrians in his multiverse where law enforcement doesn't exist.
@emma_6677
@emma_6677 9 жыл бұрын
I just love how there's barely anyone who shouts FIRST in Sarks Videos :)
@fueledfire
@fueledfire 9 жыл бұрын
Diggin the synth pop lol
@ProfessionalSpectre
@ProfessionalSpectre 9 жыл бұрын
Sark, you should challenge Nanners to a game of GTA Golf and beat him like you did when you two played Stickman Golf on that plane.
@agd4life
@agd4life 9 жыл бұрын
Sark is such a editing talent...wonder how much he learned from Wood
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 9 жыл бұрын
one day they will make a sark n' nanners the Movie... and it will be epicsauce.
@MC1250
@MC1250 9 жыл бұрын
lol sark is so fit he learned flash step
@kx5007
@kx5007 8 жыл бұрын
I just finshed my finals and now watching 2 mins of guys playing virtual tennis...what am I doing with my life
@hunterharrington3880
@hunterharrington3880 6 жыл бұрын
I went to re-watch this episode and the advertisment before the video was about getting "swoll"
@ProfessorKhamke
@ProfessorKhamke 9 жыл бұрын
I'm going to practice your unstoppable tennis techniques and win the next big tennis sport event. I don't play much as you might be able to tell but I think I have a shot.
@Timthepanda221
@Timthepanda221 9 жыл бұрын
Great vid
@MissAnachronista
@MissAnachronista 9 жыл бұрын
The newest music video from Sark for his hit song "I
@LadySKizo
@LadySKizo 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@MrDeeeerp
@MrDeeeerp 9 жыл бұрын
"I love heroin!" - LMAO
@pyro_maniac_0413
@pyro_maniac_0413 9 жыл бұрын
I love your GTA Online playlist Mr. Sark, but how come "Vegrent Hunters" is not apart of the list?
@TheMrSark
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
PyRo_MaNiAc_04 FIXED. Thanks pyro.
@KingdorismHD
@KingdorismHD 9 жыл бұрын
I do it a different way sark, I swallow the creatine in suppository pill shape through my mouth and inject the shakes in me while sprinting. I do it so the rush gets me more intense and I can exercise double the amount.
@donniev1998
@donniev1998 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark the Mozzerella Stick will be used in homes everywhere after your idea. Cheetos sales will skyrocket
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 9 жыл бұрын
"Do you feel fit?" I feel flat coach!
@slipknot5181
@slipknot5181 9 жыл бұрын
Sark + nanners = gold ;) Also, Sark + nanners + hutch = diamond But that's neither here nor there ;)
@LittlemanWasTaken
@LittlemanWasTaken 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks sark I need to lose weight I'll use this tactic next time :D
@peste2574
@peste2574 7 жыл бұрын
Both of us, brother.
@Darian880
@Darian880 9 жыл бұрын
The music video at the end was the hardest button to button by the White Stripes
@pikawesomeness
@pikawesomeness 9 жыл бұрын
You merely adopted the racket!
@Gametherapist
@Gametherapist 9 жыл бұрын
GTA Tennis is actually pretty easy if you played real tennis before, because you know the rules and how certain strokes work.
@kyeperry5746
@kyeperry5746 9 жыл бұрын
didn't know bane played tennis so well
@kaelanhunter1999
@kaelanhunter1999 9 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats getting rammed after feeling the burn!
@ktrZetto
@ktrZetto 9 жыл бұрын
There's 4 points in a game, 6 games in a set, and usually best out of 3 or 5 sets in tennis. Source: I played for 9 years.
@Iennda
@Iennda 9 жыл бұрын
'How do you play tennis?' Famous nerdy words.
@HappyNewsMedia
@HappyNewsMedia 9 жыл бұрын
That tennis outfit xd!
@TheDeadMau5FTW
@TheDeadMau5FTW 9 жыл бұрын
I can never stop crying with laughter in your videos. I love you forever for the fucked up man you are.
@pugdoggo6703
@pugdoggo6703 9 жыл бұрын
Haha, Sark is walking like, a turtle, then I walked all weekend, 4 hours each night.
@fafnir242
@fafnir242 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting ripped tonight. R.I.P. that Nanners. XD
@siddiqraw
@siddiqraw 9 жыл бұрын
*The Mozzarella stick*....genius.
@yatharthsims
@yatharthsims 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark make something in the Rockstar editor. I bet you would be awesome at it.
@WINZ0W
@WINZ0W 9 жыл бұрын
Sark officially has better post credit scenes than Joss Whendon.
@bb3xhrhj
@bb3xhrhj 9 жыл бұрын
you merely adopted the game of tennis
@guuglebuugle9079
@guuglebuugle9079 9 жыл бұрын
4:06 Sark... I was eating mozzarella sticks at that very instant and I spat it out laughing! Thanks a lot >:(
@WittowBudduh
@WittowBudduh 9 жыл бұрын
"Are you a music video? What is this?" XD
@VagrantInSpace
@VagrantInSpace 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if in 2017, if Sark and Nanners still ram each other.
@Hatifrey
@Hatifrey 9 жыл бұрын
*Adam:* "So what do you wanna do next?" *Sark:* "Wanna ram me?" *;D* *Adam:* ".......I *_am_* prepared......" *o_o* Sark: *D:*
@TheOdd
@TheOdd 9 жыл бұрын
If only real fitness involved roller coasters, it would make it so much more fun... and terrifying.
@LongshoremanX
@LongshoremanX 9 жыл бұрын
SARK I LOVE U, no homo.
@swagdaddy711
@swagdaddy711 9 жыл бұрын
Damn, I guess I'm early to the party lol
@kaelanhunter1999
@kaelanhunter1999 9 жыл бұрын
The mozzarella stick will take off. I swear, everyone will be doing it!!
@XxGamersUnitedxX
@XxGamersUnitedxX 9 жыл бұрын
More gta!!!!
@geezydoit7096
@geezydoit7096 9 жыл бұрын
CARDIO IS LOVE FOOD IS LIFE
@DrakeRiddle
@DrakeRiddle 9 жыл бұрын
SARKIANS INBOUND
@AkantiaVT
@AkantiaVT 9 жыл бұрын
I'm so doing this tomorrow xD
@85jim07
@85jim07 9 жыл бұрын
I was watching Priest the other day and realised that Mr Sark is a dead ringer for Paul Bettany's character in that film. Has anyone ever told you that you look like him before?
@TheMrSark
@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын
Frank Jaeger I actually got into a Vegas club as a VIP once because they thought I was him. I'm not kidding.
@Poirier0708
@Poirier0708 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark Care to elaborate on what happened afterwards?
@FaYtxFaTe
@FaYtxFaTe 9 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark Something tells me you gave the bouncer your best impression of Peter Molyneux to get the VIP treatment.
@axelskull
@axelskull 9 жыл бұрын
creatine is is hard on the kidneys so you gotta be careful with that if your kidneys aren't top shape or you're taking anything else that puts a load on em too
@yelhsasokolova8561
@yelhsasokolova8561 9 жыл бұрын
"I LOVE HEROIN." Sark for Prez 2016.
@topturv528
@topturv528 9 жыл бұрын
That last part tho hahahahaha
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