Green Card Digger | Bianca Cristovao | Stand Up Comedy
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Ай бұрынBianca Cristovao gets real about what it's like to be an immigrant from the Czech Republic and the truth behind green card marriages!
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Bianca Cristovao is a Czech comedian based in Los Angeles. This summer you can catch her doing her new hour at the Edinburgh fringe
Instagram: / biancacristovao
TikTok: / biancacristovaocomedy
KZfaq: @biancacristovao
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Bianca Cristovao
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Megan Hunter
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach, CA
@kasroa Ай бұрын
That's one of the best 9 mins of stand up I've seen, what a talent
@north_star8 Ай бұрын
Absolutely agree
@HughJorgan09 Ай бұрын
This young lady knocked it out of the park!
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
@@HughJorgan09 she sho nuff did.
@tsubadaikhan6332 Ай бұрын
You're a Patriot. That was a true burn, but I'm not sure on who. Maybe all of us?
@dominicgalloway4481 Ай бұрын
I'm very into commedy. She definitely isn't top tier yet, but she's pretty close. She had me giggling. I hope to see her in a special. If she can dim down the type of jokes that are about being from somewhere but still portray that a bit and keep this energy, I could listen all day. Fingers crossed that she gains attention, because she's got the talent for it.
@Vohlfied Ай бұрын
"I'm not here to look at your _Hollywood_ sign I'm here to *take your job!"*
@user-fj6kk1vo8n Ай бұрын
That one earned the thumbs up for me 😂
@xapokalypse Ай бұрын
@@user-fj6kk1vo8n I mean she has no job, so that's good ig
@Gkrissy 9 күн бұрын
Best line 😂
@IamZeus1100 Ай бұрын
She crushed it from beginning to end . One of the funniest comics I’ve seen in a while ! Her flow and delivery is spectacular too
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
I take that! Many many thanks 🙏🏾
@zpinsight Ай бұрын
The ending about not being goldigger, but patriot killed me😂
@iCuddleAfter6 Ай бұрын
Came out swinging lmao
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
and landed every punch with a K.O. ALL K.O.s not one TKO
@vulnicura7839 Ай бұрын
Absolutely did NOT get the applause she deserved! This set is incredible!
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
i agree with this too. i think she would have detonated NYC like comedy cellar would have exploded. her version of wokeness is the true wokeness...i think west coast is too caught up in post 2015 wokeness...but this woman is unbelievable. i am going to watch this again.
@CrackThoseClaws Ай бұрын
SHE DESERVED PERFORMING AT SOLD-OUT HERODION ANCIENT THEATRE IN ATHENS (opened for Burr)
@dominicgalloway4481 Ай бұрын
@@sonquatsch8585I don't think she was trying to be woke. But you're right, being woke used to be a reasonable thing, much like feminism, but now it looks bad. 😂 it's crazy how people have changed the meanings of those things. I would love to see her more doing less jokes about being from some place, but still implementing that into her act. Don't get me wrong, I love that type of humor, but if that's your whole act all the time, it gets pretty stale. Ralph Barbosa is the perfect example for including it perfectly. He mentions that stuff, but it's only a small portion of his act. I think she will flourish if she does that.
@Hf-sb6xy Ай бұрын
hilarious the whole way but she KILLED the closing. amazing, thank you!!
@SpectreDeluxe Ай бұрын
Her energy is awesome. She absolutely killed it
@GuyWithBoard Ай бұрын
She has some of the best delivery I have ever seen
@repti1076 Ай бұрын
Fun watching it as an immigrant in Czech Republic )
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
👀
@victormorales3604 Ай бұрын
If you don't like it, ".. why dont you go back to New York!"🤣
@elifdurmus8243 Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovaogreat set Bianca! Cool to find you lurking in the comments 😁🥰 good luck on your journey and hope to see more of you! Any suggestions where we should look (other than the youtube search bar)? (As non-US people)
@drnol461 Ай бұрын
GENIUS set. I can't believe she fit all those hard hitting jokes in nine minutes. Can't wait to see how far she goes
@north_star8 Ай бұрын
Damn!!! 🤣 She was fire! 🔥🔥🔥 Please, give us more!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@SinabySimona Ай бұрын
You are the best Bianca that was hilarious 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🩷 🇨🇿 zdravím z česka!!! kéžby česko bylo jiné a takový talenti by nemuseli odjíždět za oceán
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@osajukisama777 Ай бұрын
Unapologetically hilarious 😂❤
@ZoombeeGray-hq7lj Ай бұрын
She’s actually so funny like I’m crying😂😂🤣🤣
@sfmmmo7599 Ай бұрын
She is hilarious XDD
@208Melo Ай бұрын
From IDAHO, and im TOTALLY OKAY, with you using the reference!!! Accurate comparison. 😂😂😂
@blaisemacpherson7637 12 күн бұрын
From Idaho but... Latah county so you know. The east side of Latah out in the trees but you can still smell the beans roasting at One World Cafe
@christopherjohnson1266 Ай бұрын
Was trying to quietly clean while everyone sleeps but this totally blew my cover! Dying laughing all over the house 😂
@donbocia1557 24 күн бұрын
Man... I put it as background noise while doing the dishes, and ended up laughing out loud and loving every joke. One of the best bits I listened to in a long time!
@iamamodel7 23 күн бұрын
Doing dishes = listening to stand up. Makes me want to do dishes. And clean the benches, the oven, polish the sink...
@vermiform Ай бұрын
I like how it doesn't matter where you're from if you grew up as a teen in California, you're gonna have a little bit of valley girl in you. Same tone, different accents. So amusing.
@FFmaxxx Ай бұрын
Its more social media connecting us all. This is just how alot of younger people talk. I live in Massachusetts and alot of kids w who grew up and born here have it. That vally girl/up speak is just ingrained...similar to aave vocabulary is now a norm worldwide and alot of our was regional originally
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
Damn… 😂😅 This is awakening for me 😂 but I appreciate this information. I can’t hear it lol
@vermiform Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao lol we can't help it. Great set, I'm subbing and looking forward to seeing more of your stand up 🙌
@Jun_kid Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao That bit on "patriot" . . . that hit hard! Keep it up Bianca. You are real, and you are good!
@apeshitclothing Ай бұрын
Nah. Not the Bay Area or Central Valley chicks
@Maazin5 Ай бұрын
Her voice is 🤩
@josefdubisar5115 Ай бұрын
Tvl čumim na US stand up a tam holka z Česka. A fakt dobrá. Tak díky, super jsem se pobavil 😂
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
Ahoj 🎉🙌🏾
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao girl u are the absolute very best...GET IT GIRL !! NEVER STOP ! grüße aus rassistischem 'schland...
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
@@sonquatsch8585 hahaha Ich liebe Berlin aber du hasst recht 🤣🙌🏾
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao i'll tell u if u are in town, i'll bring my friends to see u. und ich kiekte deine Schreibweise von "haben". you are too good ! again bravo !
@j0rd33 Ай бұрын
truly some of the best i’ve seen in a while
@MichaelShepherd44 Ай бұрын
Wow. Actual comedy with setups, beats, and punchlines!
@pantitapalittapongarnpim1581 Ай бұрын
That is one tight, tight set. Absolutely gold!
@Suzette_Lilyrose Ай бұрын
Loved, her!!! On repeat!!! She made me laugh!!!!!!!!
@sarastars5743 Ай бұрын
I love that I ended my evening with this lol!
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
love that i started my day with this.
@rachelwest1642 Ай бұрын
This was a great set!!
@druMoreno Ай бұрын
Solid set through and through!
@mariacaicedo3627 Ай бұрын
That wrap up was gold! 🔥 😂😂 "you're a patriot" 😂😂😂
@JH-uu7jl Ай бұрын
It's always amazing to me when people whose native to gue is not English do comedy in English. It is so freaking hard to write humor in advance that will land with an audience...then to do it in another language? Awesome. Plus...it was a funny set.
@gabbieinnocent5260 Ай бұрын
She killed that!!
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
holy shit, is this ish the best comedian to have ever lived or something ?(old skool comedy fanantic here i know what tf i am talkin about)...her set created enough comedic energy to achieve time travel. my goodness this was so good. so so so good. bravo ! she hit 100% for all aspects of good comedy. like she created uniqueness out of trite themes...that is like nearly impossible. fuck she is good.
@MichelMawon4982 27 күн бұрын
Loving the immigrant comedy
@biancacristovao 27 күн бұрын
🫶🏾
@jesussiller9994 Ай бұрын
Bianca Cristovao, Bravo! You killed it
@albertosierraalta3223 Ай бұрын
Great set and great energy
@ahdz7980 Ай бұрын
Wow!! She is incredibly talented! Her comedy approach is refreshing, brilliantly challenging racial stereotypes and educating against racism. Can’t wait to see her continue to shine and rise!
@laketac Ай бұрын
Awesome! I'm gonna seek out more of her stuff!❤
@ValeriaA-bx2fu 12 сағат бұрын
She is my new favorite stand up comedian! ❤️🔥👏🏼
@2hard2knock 29 күн бұрын
A very enjoyable story, doused with moments that tickled my funny bones 😂😂😂
@Darksh0t009 Ай бұрын
This had me rolling 😂
@injar88 Ай бұрын
Omg the courage! Hilarious!! TCKs & contributions to the world. So underrated. 👏
@harryliuhao Ай бұрын
So funny and so genuine. I love her comedy style.
@waykeeperfarmandnerdery Ай бұрын
Brilliant and amazing delivery!
@robertmoye7565 27 күн бұрын
Absolutely brilliant comedy with great material and a killer delivery.
@laurenbenton90 13 күн бұрын
Her jokes are so great and her delivery is awesome!! Such a diverse set too
@All_forthelove Ай бұрын
I looovvveee this girl!!!! Have to watch all her comedy!!!
@meryitis Ай бұрын
One of the best so far!
@katazhinaru 28 күн бұрын
She is something! I like her very much🎉🎉🎉
@Ben-xs8oo Ай бұрын
I love Don't Tell Comedy but I don't think my neighbors appreciate the volume being cranked up for the outro.
@HeadDress Ай бұрын
I’m saying tho 😂
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
IKR RIGHT?!?!?!? i am like wtf is that all about?!?! jeeez so annoying. then, i think a few months ago they toyed wiith a different outtro theme and the volume was so much lower and i was like thank GOD, then the reg. outtro theme came back on ultra blast, almost detonated my laptop.
@itsdarcy 29 күн бұрын
🙌🏼 give this girl a special!😊
@worldview576 29 күн бұрын
Ohhh shee is funny. This is the best set I have seen in a while 😅😅😅😅 thank u for the laughs Bianca
@crayoniii Ай бұрын
Incredible set!
@sonquatsch8585 Ай бұрын
it's not a lie. it was spectacular. i live for great comedy. ever since the early 80s and she is among the absolute top top tier of comedians...she is one of those comedian who is unable to deliver a bad or average set...she will always kill. u can tell because the heat was so dramatic on this...
@lalah9481 Ай бұрын
Love her!🤣🤣🤣
@anthonyreed1310 Ай бұрын
More of her please!!! I was clapping and laughing out loud for the whole 9 mins! 😂
@eldersun9877 15 күн бұрын
VERY Talented , great set . 🇺🇸👍
@ikitehard 28 күн бұрын
I like that this is a life story, that's also super entertaining and fun
@PancakeTopp Ай бұрын
I'll be keeping an eye out for more clips of her
@Sharon_starseed17 Ай бұрын
Hilarious!! Love her ❤
@zimik832 Ай бұрын
so freaking genius and talented
@RbkBorahae 24 күн бұрын
This was amazing!! What a great comic!!! Just funny smart jokes and perfect delivery!
@jessiealves6275 Ай бұрын
Girl!!! It was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
@julianoalfredo8706 Ай бұрын
She is a master. Great Set...one of the best ive ever seen...looking forward for more
@rkbott Ай бұрын
Pure gold!
@em3305 Ай бұрын
Top Talent - that woman def. needs to go places! Hope she keeps up the great work!!!
@annaleevalfig1119 24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I laughed from beginning to end 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@Marziebot28 Ай бұрын
Great story teller, Im excited for more material from her. From beginning to end it worked individually and it all tied together in the end.
@_PhoReal0510 14 күн бұрын
Haha she’s hilarious very clever jokes 🤣
@whitepowder6166 16 күн бұрын
She’s really good 😂😂😂😂
@city_guy Ай бұрын
loved this set from a comedian with such a unique and diverse background. the punchlines were on point definitely will be watching for new material.
@CaraConnors Ай бұрын
So so good!!!! We need more
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
Cara you plant 😂
@hejwej Ай бұрын
One of the best sets I’ve seen in a while
@HerSunHisMoon91 Ай бұрын
Lmao she’s hilarious!!!!! 😂
@megibg890 Ай бұрын
I love this set lol
@qurshot12 Ай бұрын
Every minute of it is great. Hope to see your special in coming days
@heraldocosta1469 Ай бұрын
You go girl !! You KILLED the closing!! loved
@mattresbert Ай бұрын
Brilliant stuff ❤
@micacam2684 Ай бұрын
So good! You killed it! ❤
@ligiadanaseelentanz9207 14 күн бұрын
She is so so good. 👏👏👏
@Massiehm0188 Ай бұрын
Love this ❤🎉
@ericmontgomery3141 10 күн бұрын
That was some good material. She finished very strong at the end as well.
@arturobarrios6231 Ай бұрын
Solid set, great energy
@GreciaKarlsson.LifeCoach Ай бұрын
So so so good!!
@damolaalabi8211 27 күн бұрын
Amazing set!👌🏾❤
@motaharehjadidi5875 Ай бұрын
Set was on fire❤️🔥🤣
@andervan Ай бұрын
Amazing set!
@alexisdamnit9012 Ай бұрын
Bruh the ending was funny af 😂
@brainbrain542 Ай бұрын
She’s great ❤❤
@diananurgaziyeva9862 3 күн бұрын
absolutely loved it
@inkingsink Ай бұрын
awesome set - hope to see a lot more..!
@pyrex-fission Ай бұрын
She was amazing!!
@angelagreen5654 27 күн бұрын
Bianca, where have u been all my conedic lyfe?! This wuz comedy platinum, from beginning to end. Cantwait 2 c more.
@barbedwirehalo3148 19 күн бұрын
Surprisingly good 😂 Kudos to her
@xRaul13 Ай бұрын
Thanks Bill Burr for sharing this Video 🙏🏿
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
Right 🎉🙌🏾
@mosesonamotorbike 10 күн бұрын
This is fantastic!
@PinskyKyaroru Ай бұрын
Best stand up I've seen in a long time
@biancacristovao Ай бұрын
🙌🏾
@abimbolaajayi4741 Ай бұрын
She’s amazing
@olikah4667 Ай бұрын
She’s really good 😂❤
@amorscientiae Ай бұрын
She's Amazing! ❤
@bevodonnell1191 Ай бұрын
Her timing is excellent, I have to find more of her specials.
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