"If we should step on a mine sir, what should we do?" "Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area."

You simply draw a grid over the minefield. Chose one square and it will say how many mines are in adjoining squares. I knew all that training "back in the day" would be useful sometime! :)

The best part of this episode is when the home owner comes out to stop the boys, tells them theyre in a mine field and that he knows exacrly where each one is, then proceeds to step on a mine

Jump on top of the shrapnel trampoline is not a sentence I have ever heard but if the rare circumstances arise I will endeavor to add it to my lexicon

“He’s bleeding out. That’s a good sign”. Lol tourniquet companies are going out of business.

Kid: *bleeding to death from leg wound* Firefighter: “ThAt’S a GoOd SiGn AcTuAlLy!”

*Bomb squad is 45 minutes out* “How much time does the boy have?” “Not 45 minutes...maybe 44 minutes and 59 seconds...probably 44 minutes and 58...”

If he had said "that's a good sign, actually, because it means his heart's still beating", it would've made it a lot better.

That awkward moment when you realize the amount of paperwork this would require

As a guy who learned how to clear minefields in the army, this video is nothing but cringe.

“Alright, just walk out there and if you hear a large booming sound or feel the sensation of your legs being blown off, just shout ‘found one!’”

And the kid is holding his brother's head and torso up, above the bleeding leg wound. That's bonus points on the Bleeding Out Good Sign game, right?

"that's a good sign actually" Me not even a rookie yet: OKAY who gave you your ems license? Cause I'd like a word with them.

"Bomb Squad Leapfrog" funniest thing I've ever heard

I actually did blow a bangalore in a simulated minefield while in the military while being in the firefighting unit, but as basic training given to all in the Engineering Brigade. Ironically I got in charge of a squad of firefighters despite being the least experienced as far as firefighting goes, due to being the highest in rank and the best shot. (Army logic.) It did kind of work out as I sticked to delegating tasks and handling communications not trying to micromanage anything.

From my mine sweeping experience, you are meant to choose a random spot, but a series of numbers should appear around you, telling you how many bombs are next to you. So this is very odd.

What was their plan if the bag went onto a mine? Just duck, cover their head, and _hope_ the explosion doesn’t kill them? (or send them into another mine)

Is it only me or does everyone else love these videos when he green screens himself into these shows

The leg bleeding being a "good thing" reminds me of station 19, where twice now they've said a patient is too unstable to go in the ambulance. Um...what?

Could coach the kid on how to tourniquet his brother's leg using a belt, maybe the sleeves of one of their jackets. Buy yourself some more time before he bleeds out. Just a suggestion, you do you.

Kid: My brothers hurt! Also his brother: *has a hole inside his leg that is so big I could fit a can of soda into it.*

Who tf thinks of the plot for these TV show episodes? "Use a scaling ladder and then jump into the middle of the minefield. He'll use a duffle bag then to 'detect' any mines!"

I honestly want like a 30 min episode of this.

Ah, yes Bomb Squad Leapfrog.. HR loves this game better then Hazmat Bingo. Plus if Rocket man goes off. At least HR will send their love!

As an active duty Navy mineman this is extreme cringe.

I show my wife these videos immediately because she watches the show. She hates me.

Kid; "He's bleeding from a leg wound". FF; "It's OK kid. All bleeding stops eventually". I'm waiting for the "Quick, give me some cricoid pressure". "Sure, which locker do you keep it in?" scene.........

I think stabbing the ground with a knife while prone would be **slightly** safer

I get where he is coming from with making fun of the guy for saying that's a good sign. This show has a point with that statement. Heavy bleeding means that his blood pressure hasn't crashed yet. But I probably would be talking him through how to slow that bleeding down so we dont get to the crash sooner. Its kind of stupid to just tell a victims family member that bleeding a lot us good.

I really question how people actually take the show seriously 🤨

“That’s a good sign, Bc if he’s bleeding that means he still has blood inside of him” Medic of the fucking year award goes to...

Everyone trashing on the “that’s a good sign!” but I mean, if you think about it, that kids already been bleeding for who knows how long (Texas, so far out in the middle of nowhere a man can turn his front lawn into a dang minefield) so I’d be more concerned if he wasn’t anymore without having stopped it lmao

The guy crossing the field needs to let the lady with the binoculars know that it's ok, he's a leaf on the wind.

Minefield..... of course it's Texas

I love this one because I have experience with a situation like this. While fighting a bush fire we crossed into an old bomb range (inactive for about 50 years) without realising it until one of the Helitacks pointed it out. At which point we had to sit there for a couple of hours until an army tech and their team got there to confirm the track behind us was clear. That was a great day...

The three people that disliked this are in that scene.

One word: *H E L I C O P T E R*

lets go boys another green screen, something great yet again. And we all know that playing leapfrogger with mines is the only way to traverse a minefield, I mean, how else would you ever get past a field of mines in any way shape or form other then jumping around?

"Don't worry sir! We are placing the anti-bomb remover on the bomb!" "Ok but what is this anti-bomb remover?" "A bag of Shrapn-" "You there?" "Hello?" "Guess he hit the bomb"

Part of me wishes he did this cover for an entire movie. Absolutely love these.

EMS wouldn’t be anywhere NEAR that call until it’s cleared lmaoo

I get the feeling this guy would be awesome to play a DnD or another TTRPG with. To be a firefighter/ ambulance medic you have to be able to read and remember a bunch of rules that you follow but he still has the ability to be funny and creative. Not to mention fast math and creative problem-solving.

I absolutely love your videos!! I laugh so hard every video! Thank you for doing what you do. You educate people in a funny way. Keep doing what you do. ❤

“He’s bleeding out.. that’s a good sigh” tourniquet company’s 📉📉

Day 12 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes Fire and Rescue next!

YoU bOyS aRe In A mInEfIeLd

From experience, if these are tank mines, just walk on over. If these are anti personal mines, simply use a bulldozer with a scoop and move a path. Another safer way is to go over with a knife/ poke and start making a trail, marking every mine. But most of the times mines are easily visible as there's an indent in the surface, or no foliage.

British Paratroopers in Afghanistan did exactly this to get to other soldiers who were trapped in a minefield, they all got fucked up, a lot of medals were awarded and 3 died I believe.

“We’ve been doing it wrong all this time!”

"Tourniquet companies, shut it down!" *walks into mine field*

make this sort of video a regular series. You nail this so well and its among your most hilarious work.

Helo with a good pilot. That way the skids never touch ground but hover a foot off the ground. You then have a medic stand on the skids to lift both kids in the bird. and that is how you would maintain scene safety and BSI....wait is this not a national registry test question?

"If you step on a landmine, congratulations, you just disarmed a landmine."

2:00 never heard bleeding was good, beside menstrual. Screaming i heard was good, since you know they consius

This guy is so funny. I loved the last part. He’s literally made my day soooo much better.

I was wondering when we'd get ti see another one of these gems, you did not disappoint at all. Loved it

I'd love to know what these guys were planning to do if they actually dropped the bag on a mine. "Well, the bag exploded and we're in the middle of a minefield. Can someone else precariously bring out another bag, or are we just stuck here?"

Victims friend: He's bleeding a lot Captain : Good. If their ain't blood under him their ain't blood in him. Victim's friend: Fair enough. I mean I'm a little lost but fair enough.

I love your videos, they never fail to make me laugh.

Ever since I saw that episode I couldn’t wait for your video on it that was great

I would give just about anything to see Jason green screened into old Emergency and Medical Center episodes.

The British Army used to teach (and they try to deny it now) a technique where you take your day sack and push it ahead of you while you try to cross a potential minefield.... So this clip is kind of in sync with a certain type of thinking.

Really, I've never laughed so much and so hard in my live. 😃😉😄😂🤣 Got tears in the eyes. Jason you are a very funny guy, thank you so much for these vids. Made my day even if I'm in a bad mood. May god bless you and your colleagues. Thank you for sharing.

As an ex firefighter this is truly one of my favourite KZfaq channels. I'd love to be on this guys crew, it'd never be dull. 🤣🤣

1:30 the guy on top of the ladder is like... what the fuck is he doing?

So this programme got its knowledge about bomb disposable from blackadder.

im so glad i found your channel. just a vet with Combat Life Savers cert and this is hilarious!

That Green screen was probably the best investment you ever made for this channel.

Bruh if the mines are old school enough you could just grab a FRICKIN METAL DETECTOR 1:41

1:08 lol that's a better version of the song

I love these so much.

The only reason I’m ok with the existence of shows like these, is it gives you the opportunity to openly make fun of them! Thank you, I needed this 🙏🏻

I'm looking at this and wondering, why not just use the hoses to wash away the top soil covering any potential mines? If the mines go off, it's relatively harmful, and depending on how much water you have access to, you might even be able to carve a path wide enough for a truck or ambulance to drive down.

These shows are so terrible, and I love them.😂

This video led me to look up whether it's possible irl to detect mines via thermal imaging, and apparently it is. tbh I thought it was just a gameplay thing in a couple of different games (e.g. Metal Gear) before. I learned something!

These green screen bits are hilarious. Keep up the good work!

As someone who is trained to defeat antipersonnel emplacements..... this hurts so much to watch.

I keep wanting to apply logic to these situations but I just end up making myself sad

I love this series. So relatable

Man, you're the best! You always remind me of my dad.

Quick Count: Everybody who Actually knows anything about ordnance disposal facepalming while their wives watched this very dramatic rescue on the edge of their seat? (Ding, Puts hand up in record time: First ones mine! First Ones MINE Dammit!) I have hence also decided to never tell me wife about all of the very dangerous poop I used to do on a daily basis that makes her "dramatic rescue" look like a walk in the park cause most TV shows don't have you "humping" (lugging) that guy (or girl and / or associated dead assed weight in gear or victims personal items, you know like the important stuff: i.e. like their random shopping for that day, can't forget those deals man) just rescued the required 5 to 10 miles back to the rig, truck or humvee and / or the associated struggle of keeping them alive the entire way, plus the struggle of not killing them on the way intentionally cause they just won't shut up. Nice. So glad that they got all that done in about 20mins, I was worried for about 30 seconds there. And yes I laughed big time when the guy "jumped on the bag". Have now decided to tell all the EOD guys they don't need all those robots and large trucks worth of gear including the funny looking "keep your organs in all the right places" suit now, they just need big black (the bags people) cotton bags to fill with random equipment so they can Jump on them! Yes! Finally, a one step solution! They might even cry, god I hope not! Yay (I think, maybe)!

01:54 "He's bleeding real bad" LOL! There's one patch of blood on his jeans and nothing is flowing. It hasn't even dripped past the seam ffs!

Lol this is hilarious. I watch this show all the time, and my bf used to be a firefighter and he sounds exactly like you when we watch the show together 😂

This is my favorite series of yours

0:23 okay so city boys gonna solve everything EVERYTHING HE JUST SAID-HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SITUATION

The whole jumping on a heavy back theory isn't completely out there. During Operation Herrick an incident occured at the Kajaki dam in which multiple British soldiers were severely injured after multiple mines detonated. The ,3 Para, medic used his bergen (loaded with his trauma gear) as a stepping stone to reach the most wounded soldiers.

I wish it was longer, I laughed so hard!

Love the little laugh you do at the very end 😄

Just get a metal detector, I'm sure the farmer has one

Jesus this show just doesn’t miss a beat does it...what’s their next call? I mean how do you top volcanoes and now a mine field?!?!?

Jason, these videos are halarious brother keep up the great work!!

these are cool and i want more, great job, man

The seen is not safe we’ll be chilling over there until it is.

Show producers just throwing the most random sh-- at the characters. Maybe next week, they'll have to get passed a literal dragon?

Omg these are pure gold

I need more of these. You rock!!!!

Why was there even a minefield in Texas?

1:13 the whole bag thing was used once. But it was in a completely different situation. A group of British soldiers walked into an unmarked Russian mine field and three were stuck one of which had both his legs blown off and they count not get the helicopter they needed. Worst part is the closest unit that had the helicopter they needed (which was a blackhawk which had a winch) was at an American unit and the British officers had to get permission to use it one man died and if I remember correctly it was seven men stuck in there. In order for the medic to get to them he used his bag the same way this guy did. The reason I said three was it was originally three but then more guys came down to try and figure out what happened only to set off more mines

I could watch this all day

This show is a great demonstration of the difference between creative and smart.