Greg Fitzsimmons - Comedy Hell - This Is Not Happening

Greg Fitzsimmons - Comedy Hell - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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7 жыл бұрын

Greg Fitzsimmons gets heckled at a Jewish singles event in Boston and decides to heckle right back.
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@standup 5 жыл бұрын

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@dietrickmiller1785 4 жыл бұрын

This is the last video of yours I'm watching. Didn't even make it all the way through to be honest. It was somewhere around the 7:30 mark I heard a beap and had to stop it to let you know I'm done. It was fun while it lasted. I'll admit you had me for quite some time and I always believed the opening statement but ya, don't make claims if you aren't going to keep them. You're losing viewers.

@SucculentSpaz 4 жыл бұрын

Faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy - Censorship ruins comedy, I'm done with "Uncensored" I had my laughs but censoring Gregs punchline was just not cool, it was disrespectful to both Greg and the medium and I'd feel filthy supporting such damaging behaviour.

@terrytibbs5678 5 жыл бұрын

bleeping the punchline. What a stroke of genius.

@75hilmar 3 жыл бұрын

Did the guy say he is a "fucking man"?

@75hilmar 3 жыл бұрын

@Ed Smythee Oh yes that makes way more sense. They should have put subtitles.

@Smharry92 3 жыл бұрын

Family man?

@ChrisTopher-vh8tu Жыл бұрын

@@75hilmar pretty sure he said “faggy” Comedy Central doesn’t allow that if you’re not gay.. Chappell talked about it and he said “ma’am one more question.. how come I can say nigg*r with impunity.. but I can’t say f@ggot?” Lady- because Dave, you’re not gay “Well Linda.. I’m not a nigg*r either” 👀

@charlespancamo9771 Жыл бұрын

@@75hilmar censorship never makes sense

@iWindBlade 6 жыл бұрын

Hey CC, what does "Uncensored" mean again?

@supershenron9162 3 жыл бұрын

No beeps for the curse words

@carsonking6199 3 жыл бұрын

@@supershenron9162 than why’d the beep the punchline of a joke?

@supershenron9162 3 жыл бұрын

@@carsonking6199 r/woosh

@zakrivera8977 3 жыл бұрын

cant hurt the alphabet people's feelings

@luishynes8794 3 жыл бұрын

@@supershenron9162 how do you dress yourself in the morning

@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 жыл бұрын

“You have loneliness in your eyes.” Holy.... shit.

@mutanttugboat9266 4 жыл бұрын

"The poor bastard" line had me cracking up

@sarahlovee1865 2 жыл бұрын

I could even hear/picture it in my head exactly as he described and i almost did a spit take lol

@Hynzy57 7 жыл бұрын

My same reaction at the end of every This Is Not Happening episode... "Alright whose next!"

@phishtix452 2 жыл бұрын

I bet the crowd erupted after that line

@love-hammer 5 жыл бұрын

I wanna hear a conversation between this guy and Bill Burr.

@Fredwilson45 5 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jb5zntKX3pm0Ynk.html There’s actually quite a few conversations between the two

@DayZilya 4 жыл бұрын

I know its been 10 months, but here ya go, this one is great too www.youtube.com /watch?v=ceiIfmQuLOk

@dannykessler2643 4 жыл бұрын

Just visit Boston

@thatveganchick668 4 жыл бұрын

Danny Kessler I left Boston about 10 months ago and I’ve been so homesick since! It’s so expensive to live there, but I’m gonna find a way back.

@dannykessler2643 4 жыл бұрын

tHaT vEgAn cHiCk do you have bpd?

@TheDman0310 6 жыл бұрын

I have watched a TON on these and this is the first bleep i have heard. It is surprising considering what else i have heard that was not bleeped out. I also agree with Matt Thompson that this one is not "uncensored"

@bruin1771 5 жыл бұрын

Youll hear them on names mostly i guess this ones an issue for everyone.

@Leotardoification 4 жыл бұрын

I heard another where they cencored the same word.

@poorchoicespodcast7255 6 жыл бұрын

ive never been able to put my finger on it, but this guy is my favorite comic. No accolades, no fat on his jokes, consistent comedian.

@jasonp8463 2 ай бұрын

Saw him a few weeks ago in Irvine. He is so likable. Watching him closely, his timing is unbelievably meticulous.

@rickbob682 5 жыл бұрын

Here's something no one's ever heard: "great intro Arie."

@joshua.snyder 4 жыл бұрын

Along with "Ari, you're funny!"

@DocJamesH 3 жыл бұрын

"You're right about Kobe Bryant!"

@BanditoBurrito 2 жыл бұрын

@@DocJamesH wow still salty

@TheSunshineGroup 7 жыл бұрын

actual video starts at 1:25

@AbhinavYadav-zm7ut 7 жыл бұрын

All strains of e-coli can be found on that pole.

@OlviMasta77 5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Jett-King 4 жыл бұрын

I know! Did you see how quickly he removed his hand when he realized he touched it!!

@rodolphesalvant47 7 жыл бұрын

2:01 he sounds like bill burr 😂

@reinaldopessoa2603 7 жыл бұрын

Rodolphe Salvant yes he really did!

@aseemawad4294 7 жыл бұрын

Nah, I don't think that's the reason. The man is from Boston (Irish-American). There are some speech patterns common amongst them.

@mrfisherman6020 7 жыл бұрын

Rodolphe Salvant Burr did that joke on worst I've ever bombed story for Kimmel or someone like that.

@reinaldopessoa2603 7 жыл бұрын

Fallon

@popeye697 6 жыл бұрын

Rodolphe Salvant a red headed Irishman from boston almost always sounds like Bill Burr

@jamesabergas 7 жыл бұрын

dislikes for censor

@BrookJolley 7 жыл бұрын

Weirdest part was the only censorship was the fucking main punchline's setup.

@rozanne110 7 жыл бұрын

Dislike for content

@Doorito_ 6 жыл бұрын

The weird thing is it says uncensored at the start of all these

@williamjohnson8666 5 жыл бұрын

@drewlovely2668 5 жыл бұрын

@@williamjohnson8666 f

@brunoaguirre5088 7 жыл бұрын

Don't say it's uncensored when it's not. The story was awesome, but come on guys, you're better than this.

@mussman717word 6 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central is better than this, since when? They're corporate hacks. Most of their shows suck, and the ones that do stick out, like this one, must play by the rules or be punished. It's a shame. I think that's why they replaced Ari with that guy from the Daily Show. It's like NBC with Lorne Michaels, some executive-level bullshit. Carlin's rolling in his grave.

@theinfoone 4 жыл бұрын

They need to make money off of this, cussing removes as revenue

@brunoaguirre5088 4 жыл бұрын

@Fab Elger yeah, like I didn't stay up until after 10 when I was a kid...

@brunoaguirre5088 4 жыл бұрын

@@theinfoone youtube has to stop being a bitch

@flyfermin 3 жыл бұрын

hey, they didn't censored any tits

@oscarclarke2653 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine an R rated Boston crime show starring Bill Burr and Greg Fitzimmons as brothers.

@tianamasso54 3 жыл бұрын

“You lack basic confidence” 😂😂

@AK907guy 6 жыл бұрын

"Comedy Hell" sounds like a raider hangout in the Fallout universe

@mutanttugboat9266 4 жыл бұрын

The Raider leader kills you if you don't make him laugh haha

@Skaitania 4 жыл бұрын

This Is Happening - Censored I still upvoted, the comedian is good. But don't censor if you advertise as uncensored.

@akoshimu 7 жыл бұрын

Omg ive been watching these so much my dream last night had the intro song playing all throughout it

@KEVROREACTS 7 жыл бұрын

Grapefruit Simmons!

@weeknightwarrior 7 жыл бұрын

who da headlina?

@SilleeJimi 5 жыл бұрын

😅😅

@scruffybasterd2209 6 жыл бұрын

Haha there's about five things in his setup that would be any young comics This Is Not Happening closer.

@kurtilingus 3 жыл бұрын

For sure, Fitzsimmons is a Titan in his own right, just less well-known is all. Also just realized I'm typing a reply to a 3yr old comment.... Ehhh, whatcanyoudo

@bigdaveyjoyce7890 7 жыл бұрын

Powerful Greg Fitzsimmons.

@trythewine1633 7 жыл бұрын

Buddha Marijuana this comment made me smile. My comedy dream is to be invited to that podcast.

@irider1201 7 жыл бұрын

That's a good story. The best part is "you've got five minutes left."

@bruin1771 5 жыл бұрын

The poor bastard

@coryczerwinski5432 3 жыл бұрын

Always liked this guy.

@light-waitghost3682 4 жыл бұрын

In that intro, Ari really had it going on until he lost his head!

@michaeldoran4367 6 жыл бұрын

I don't think the quality of the show would decline at all if they took away that stupid intro

@amyytyler9040 3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that as i skipped it for the 79th time. Like half of this shows profits must go to paying these terrible actors, to these terrible fucking intros. I mean cummonnnn

@danielnuckols815 3 жыл бұрын

I kinda enjoy the stupid intro..

@thernius4284 3 жыл бұрын

Comedy fans can be such b¡tches, it's hard to watch

@omegablack7135 5 жыл бұрын

That was brilliant; well crafted.

@Rozy02 7 жыл бұрын

Wish I could upvote this 100 times, love this guy!

@gorgeousgeorge187 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Rosenberg whatdo you like about his comedy? I absolutely dispise this guy....not being a dick: legit question

@carlosr.martintoledo1224 7 жыл бұрын

I love Fitzsimmons been watching his stand up since I was a kid!

@wyattross1461 3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what the budget is for these intros?!?! They’re next lvl!!

@Goose21995 5 жыл бұрын

I just cant stop thinking of bill burr lmfao.

@5lrhythms803 5 жыл бұрын

I was raised Jewish and I just laughed my fucking ass off 😂😂😂😂

@w.shepard6624 6 жыл бұрын

Super performer... Above all else...THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!

@kreegak3802 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best things on youtube please keep making these videos and never stop doing this is not happening please

@bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 жыл бұрын

My first thought:"Looks like a guy from Ireland." Second thought:"Looks and sounds like Bill Burr."

@TheWarLizard 5 жыл бұрын

"You have loneliness in youur eyes" ..... God damn

@MainDrainStudios 7 жыл бұрын

@1:31 to skip the dumb intro

@connorgriffin342 2 жыл бұрын

That guy in the clam outfit is Joe Cabral I do open mics with him he’s probably around 80 now and he still kills

@virg0_lem0nade 11 ай бұрын

whoaaaaa thats wild that u know the clam guy 😂😂😂

@cupofjoe1788 7 жыл бұрын

it says it's uncensored

@brownguy903 7 жыл бұрын

stitches used to be right next to where paradise rock club is currently, which is right next to boston university campus, also a pretty safe and calm area, I'm not exactly sure what red light district/southie crowd he's talking about

@KingnEm 6 жыл бұрын

brownguy903 I remember it, it was wild

@dworrell100 7 жыл бұрын

LMAO...stitches was a great spot

@91Laurens 5 жыл бұрын

I love these stories

@JA-ug7wq 5 жыл бұрын

These are the best kind, where it truly seems like the guest is telling a story about one crazy night. There's too many newer ones where it's some comedian making shit up and doing bits.

@RichVideography 2 жыл бұрын

I cant say he's one of my favorite comics, but he's got my utmost respect and regard.

@Burnonee Жыл бұрын

No one cares what u think

@tntdion 4 жыл бұрын

I know the clam man. He still performs

@chinchinn8058 3 жыл бұрын

"I am real jew, they vill love me!" Hahaha bless him

@smallgay 5 жыл бұрын

I thought his hat was a bowl cut in the thumbnail

@callumbrowne2081 2 жыл бұрын

Wow nice, uncensored comedy is so fun

@lessevdoolbretsim 5 жыл бұрын

Greg’s voice has a ring to it like Michael Shermer’s.

@sarahlovee1865 2 жыл бұрын

I some how didn't sub to CC from my new account and forgot all about this series. I'm hoping there's more I haven't seen(watching the whole playlist starting back at 1) but it's been so long I forgot parts and am getting just as much enjoyment out of them. Knowing me, I left a comment... Now I have a weird feeling like I *need* to search through the comments of every video to find mine. That way I'll know if it's a story I've heard before...idk...I just feel this need.

@gregb4395 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Bill Burr and his Boston stories...you can never get enough.

@analozada9475 4 жыл бұрын

That was bad ass! 🤣🙌🔥🤘🔥

@gusbuckman427 3 жыл бұрын

That opening feels like a scene from “The Boys”😂😂😂

@jamesburnett4443 4 жыл бұрын

Lol ari looks like a chipmunk right before he transforms

@professordick4868 Жыл бұрын

Awesome!!!!

@damarcus702 3 жыл бұрын

He’s a less angry bill burr. Or bill burr is an angry him 😂

@hhhhhhhhhhhh7846 6 жыл бұрын

I looked at the thumbnail and I thought he had a bowl cut

@chetrok1 6 жыл бұрын

Love this dudes act

@RylandRay 5 жыл бұрын

He looks like the dollar tree Bill Burr

@Ryan-9000 7 жыл бұрын

Grapefruit Simmons! :D

@Dnorris24 7 жыл бұрын

solid dent in the mic. very authentic

@cstottie5036 5 жыл бұрын

That one was good lmaoo

@nancyhanson5620 5 жыл бұрын

ahhhh ....Boston! He speak truth....I am familiar with the area

@poodleriffic 4 жыл бұрын

I just watched Tom O’Neil #1459 on Joe Rogan Experience giving Fitzsimmons and his dogs a shout-out. I needed to watch this next.

@holistica-hole9501 7 жыл бұрын

This story is about the 1 jew in Boston in the 80's.

@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337 4 жыл бұрын

@Leaving Blank lol found the mossad agent

@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337 4 жыл бұрын

@Leaving Blank btw you made a threat which is illegal lol

@grayy10k 4 жыл бұрын

Leaving Blank You need therapy

@thomaskaiser2475 2 жыл бұрын

i love Greg Fitzsimmons top shelf comedian

@liammwaghorn 7 жыл бұрын

what is with the production value put into the intros hahaha?

@acesb24 5 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Agent Coulson at first

@rjchavers9267 5 жыл бұрын

"Heckling savant..."

@13nwaffles 7 жыл бұрын

What the freaking hell was that intro? I almost clicked away out of pure frustration and confusion

@ulfrichightower5926 7 жыл бұрын

you lack basic confidence

@Jeff121456 7 жыл бұрын

That is the intro to the Comedy Central show This is Not Happening. Do we need to have a lesson on how to skip scenes in YT?

@codydickerson6763 6 жыл бұрын

The intros the best part!

@ericharary 7 жыл бұрын

"You have loneliness in your eyes"

@Supervillain1988 7 жыл бұрын

Didn't this video already be released?

@jessa312 Жыл бұрын

Still laugh so hard I cry

@ImmortalAK 7 жыл бұрын

I bet he could do a great Burr impression.

@DocJamesH 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, an impersonation of someone funny!

@512adms7 4 жыл бұрын

Greg Fitzsimmons = Diet Bill Burr

@Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow 5 жыл бұрын

it's a story for comedians, not regular people. that's why the quiet room.

@alecksiazek5783 6 жыл бұрын

great story

@tronzhivago4373 7 жыл бұрын

lmaoooooook

@frankranager8749 5 жыл бұрын

Censor, verb: to delete (a word or passage of text) in one's capacity as a censor.

@BusyBasaz 5 жыл бұрын

Great story.

@mrc8049 5 жыл бұрын

1:32 is when the video starts

@unoriented_x4957 6 жыл бұрын

Oh! To have been in the audience that night...

@victorzellweger3863 7 жыл бұрын

"Uncensored"? Fix the title

@keepmoving1185 6 жыл бұрын

Freaking awesome

@Ethiokarate1 4 жыл бұрын

God bless this guy 🙏

@allanfloyd8103 7 жыл бұрын

Is that Jared Padalecki from Supernatural in the front row behind Greg?

@PistolPat 5 жыл бұрын

5:15 i can relate

@realblakrawb 6 жыл бұрын

That one dude with the cackle has the loudest and latest laugh.

@F4ceYourFe4rs 7 жыл бұрын

Starts @ 1:45 fam 👌

@doubledont4949 6 жыл бұрын

Anybody else realize there's a dent in the mic? Lol it's a comedy show not a hardcore show

@HubLocationSound 2 жыл бұрын

It's dented from Chapelle banging it into his knee to 'rimshot' every punchline.

@JJPsyc 2 жыл бұрын

When Greg is on Rogan I'll listen to his episodes multiple times. Love em.

@sadsadasdsadasdsadas 2 жыл бұрын

He never knows what he is talking, yet acts like he is the smartest guy in the room.

@virg0_lem0nade 11 ай бұрын

@@sadsadasdsadasdsadas-- well, on Rogan's podcast, it's very easy to be the smartest guy in the room. 😂

@actononawhim 6 жыл бұрын

did anyone else think of Agents of SHIELD?

@nightmanager6225 2 жыл бұрын

As an Agents of Shield fan, his name strikes a chord with me

@m1k3fx 7 жыл бұрын

"Hey nooooow"

@HeidiSvenson 5 жыл бұрын

1:34 - start

@ryguy2556 11 ай бұрын

“Tommy” in that story refers to Don Gavin

@trecklerzzz Жыл бұрын

anyone got this on film? I want to see!

@TheHuntrees007 6 жыл бұрын

This STORY was comedy hell...

@xTruexProdigyx 5 жыл бұрын

They bleep "faggy" but not the n-word said by two white guys? Are you serious?

@Rippd_Bagel 5 жыл бұрын

They shouldn’t have censored it at all considering it says uncensored

@thomasring67 4 жыл бұрын

The gay mafia would come for them

@SucculentSpaz 4 жыл бұрын

They shouldn't have to bleep either.

@ieatshit12 7 жыл бұрын

I clapped hahaha

@justinturner653 3 жыл бұрын

so, did ari schaffer turn in to bert kreischer in that intro there??