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Grossest Story EVER Told!!! - YMH Highlight
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Күн бұрынBrian Redban tells Tom Segura & Christina P possibly the most foul story ever told on Your Mom's House Podcast. He went with his girlfriend to a party at Slash's house, and then did one of the grossest things ever with his girlfriend near the pool.
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@billyrobot2258 5 жыл бұрын
The dude that animates those JRE clips needs to animate this story.
@kari8187 5 жыл бұрын
you are depraved LMAO
@chevster23 5 жыл бұрын
Paulytoon get on it
@gregbrashear 5 жыл бұрын
thought the same thing immediatley while listening to this
@LastbutNotFirst 5 жыл бұрын
no one wants to animate shit
@justin1596ss 5 жыл бұрын
South Park already did it. It’s the centipede episode
@kinsey8014 5 жыл бұрын
That story makes Joey Diaz sound like Jerry Seinfeld
@RetrospectWindow 5 жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining Joey telling this story. "So I manned up and blew it back up the chooch. Like a docta."
@luiscalderon7383 4 жыл бұрын
No
@everfragoso6313 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha
@ryanleblanc6817 3 жыл бұрын
I would be interested to know what Joey would have done in that situation on coke at that age
@doublefeature 2 жыл бұрын
i really just thought damn that makes that joey diaz and the leg story sound like a bedtime tale.
@caseytrader7478 5 жыл бұрын
Its all downhill from here. This is the peak, we've been to it together guys.
@drok7619 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@kevoh1667 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@andyperez3897 5 жыл бұрын
Redban told this story on episode 204 of YMH. I guess they peaked 4 years ago.
@_CaptainCanada 5 жыл бұрын
@@andyperez3897 He also told it on Joe Rogan Experience a while ago lol
@Crittzy 5 жыл бұрын
Someone do a deep dive. I need to know who this sweet girl is so I can bring her home to my mother.
@macewindex 5 жыл бұрын
"Slash...from Gun's n Roses." I thought he meant Slash from Human Resources.
@SailfishSoundSystem 5 жыл бұрын
That would be a very interesting company to work for.
@Timfargo 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect name for a HR dude that fires staff. "Sorry man, you need to talk to Slash."
@husker6395 5 жыл бұрын
macewindex 😂
@cannabinized 4 жыл бұрын
You only get to meet him if you get fired so it helps ease the process
@vikinghammer87 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@fredericksweetenhue6857 5 жыл бұрын
When he takes off his jacket to fully reveal "ME LIKE POOP FART" I almost died. What a great story
@halo4176 5 жыл бұрын
"you thought we would like this story?" "Yeah." "hahahahahahahahahahahahah"
@sabinpaul2395 4 жыл бұрын
That moment just made me fall in love with this podcast
@xpatzorsx 5 жыл бұрын
Redban is like, Roman level depraved.
@donutfam4421 5 жыл бұрын
that's why we love him
@magisterrleth3129 5 жыл бұрын
That's a really great way to put.
@carlosmarte3154 4 жыл бұрын
Dreymon Green Just their opulence.
@darthdennis6681 4 жыл бұрын
You mean,"Roman",as in Italy? Or, did you mean, "Roman", as in Polanski?? Either way, both are equally depraved....
@jrmiles5437 4 жыл бұрын
Polanski?
@alisamarie3377 5 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't he just spit it out?! Don't blow it back in!!!
@joech1065 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't your mom teach you to put things back at their place?
@chomama77 5 жыл бұрын
How loose musta that chick's ass of been to be able to blow it back in LMAO
@paulmacrath8985 5 жыл бұрын
Because its Redban - Fuckin garbage people
@CurtMudgeon 5 жыл бұрын
Because he thought it made the story funnier.
@alisamarie3377 5 жыл бұрын
Yes I can't imagine being able to push a shit back into someone's asshole
@truzle6133 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, what a gentleman, worrying so much about her feelings that he tries to hide the poop from her.
@smirfzilla 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude(gender neutral "dude" if possible) he's way cooler than I knew.
@dpdreilly 2 жыл бұрын
I'd have spat it into the pool
@oldkingcrow777 Жыл бұрын
@@smirfzilla wtf is your comment even going for with that cringe parentheses
@chipperhughes4755 Жыл бұрын
@@smirfzilla why the fuck are you putting that much work into (gender neutral dude) when if you’re that worried you could just say a different word
@raphmula Жыл бұрын
@@smirfzilla imma start sayin bitch (gender neutral bitch)
@isthatwhatemptymeans8222 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus.... That's not ckickbait... That is the worst story ever!!! Hardcore Fun!
@danielstrother2494 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely the opposite of click bait. I had a buddy that had a drunk girl shit all over him in the bed on a one night stand. He previously had the best/worst story. Redban just dunked on him
@johnhorner1969 3 жыл бұрын
The craziest part of the story is that Redban didn’t kill himself after that. Cause I would.
@edp3202 3 жыл бұрын
I know
@mcstench8913 2 жыл бұрын
HAAHHA
@jillzeffiro5090 4 жыл бұрын
I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AS TO WHEN CHRISTINA SAID QUIETLY...."I need a minute"
@marvinquinones9080 5 жыл бұрын
“Alright. Well, thanks for stopping by.”
@jamesrobers3351 5 жыл бұрын
If I heard this story anywhere else red flags wouldn't immediately go up and I would call it fake.... Because it's YMH, I believe it as beyond a shadow of a doubt. That really is the grossest thing I've ever heard. It's the pushing it back in that makes it truly insane, for me.
@shealee3198 5 жыл бұрын
No... Because it's RedBan I believe it.
@andressims36 5 жыл бұрын
@@shealee3198 This is so true. Redban is insane
@JC-wj5os 5 жыл бұрын
@@shealee3198 exactly
@kdoeone 5 жыл бұрын
He said the same thing on tiger belly. Kinda. Not as detailed
@bbllaakkee 2 жыл бұрын
@@shealee3198 yeah he's pretty fucking gross
@alexiseptimus 5 жыл бұрын
“And then I drank pool water because it was disgusting.” Amazing delivery on that finale.
@romeyjclark 2 жыл бұрын
I love how after that story he just takes a sip of brown coffee like it's nothing lmao.
@Onedeadchicken 5 жыл бұрын
Quality, informed, and unbiased information is why I love Your Mom's House.
@fernandotobar4567 5 жыл бұрын
This was tough to get through. Redban is a hero
@Mental_Fortitude 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he tells the story and then takes a sip of the diarrhoea in a cup.
@andresvalle809 5 жыл бұрын
5:18 Everyone had to have thought something about his drink at that point, no?
@Chris161016 5 жыл бұрын
I lost my mind when he played the Hell na sound bite.
@jaygio 5 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that ruined the whole segment
@Dante9345 5 жыл бұрын
Megaphone16 I fucking died laughing
@PFeal 5 жыл бұрын
I wish he was telling this story to Bari Weiss during the Rogan interview.
@ogbbq2261 5 жыл бұрын
PFeal I MISS REDBAN BEING ON THE PODCAST BECAUSE OF MOMENTS LIKE THAT
@luknowit475 5 жыл бұрын
Ok my respect for Redban just went up. Savage!
@dredhed1989 5 жыл бұрын
I can't listen to this station anymore while driving , because I literally was laughing so hard that I almost passed out. I legit thought I was gonna crash and die
@sicklyfilms 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone feel like he’s lowkey talking about Sasha Grey? 😂
@andrewweeks448 4 жыл бұрын
i thought bree olsen
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 3 жыл бұрын
I hope not bree Olsen because of the Charlie sheen aids thing
@osirisvelasco7003 3 жыл бұрын
I tmwas thinking belladonna
@devinmichaelroberts9954 3 жыл бұрын
@@osirisvelasco7003 belladonna ? hahaha... what are you like 50 years old.
@twizz420 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping Bonnie Rotten
@SomeBlackGuy 5 жыл бұрын
I got a little ptsd from this
@etyrnalizd4603 3 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I know this is a year late but I love your content! Its funny seeing you here
@bobpotts9993 3 жыл бұрын
That'll happen to millennials. Real OG 😎 will take that shit in stride.
@TigerLily25 3 жыл бұрын
You’re not the only one.
@codrinn9999 3 жыл бұрын
Jew
@edp3202 3 жыл бұрын
This is killing me with laughter
@dannyvzsz7682 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never lol’d so hard. The reaction from my mommies were the best. I’m loving it
@michaelreed9713 5 жыл бұрын
Awe wow! What a Coincidence, That exact same thing happened to my grandparents back in the 40s. I sure miss grandma and her stories about butt stuff, Good Times!
@michaelreed9713 5 жыл бұрын
@Miles Davidson Of course I did, at least after grampa died, Who am I to turn down such a sweet old lady's loving request to relive wonderful piss farting memory. Wouldn't be Christian of my not too!
@chrisreaves6399 5 жыл бұрын
Lol YMH has some sick and depraved fans
@Tristoo 2 жыл бұрын
what.
@trippsmclovin Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@knueppelkrause 5 жыл бұрын
This might be the best story I've ever heard. Just perfect pacing by Redban.
@brettshell1 4 жыл бұрын
Redban was wrong for the JRE, but he is so right for this podcast.
@Frank_Reynolds__. 4 жыл бұрын
The early JRE was great with Redban.
@ErnestLemmingway 5 жыл бұрын
You just gotta love redban. Dude's a freak of the highest caliber and for some reason I respect the hell out of him.
@JOSERAMOS-ri6tq 5 жыл бұрын
HE TELLS THE SHIT STORY THEN AT THE END HE TAKES A SIP OF SOME BROWN JUICE! CRAZY!!!!!
@ashtton_tapiwa 5 жыл бұрын
Hell no to the no no no 😂😂😂. I died
@SavedByTheBLOOD04 5 жыл бұрын
“Hell to the NO!” Perfect. I wish I could ‘UNHEAR’ that story. Seriously! 🤢
@1harothread 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all appreciate the fact that he's wearing a shirt that says "Me like poop fart" while telling this story 🤣
@EyeShotFirst 5 жыл бұрын
I miss seeing Redban often. People shit on him when he was with Rogan, but his silliness often fueled some great moments on the podcast.
@ExistentialBordem 5 жыл бұрын
I'd trade Redban for some Olive Garden breadsticks though
@sethe171 5 жыл бұрын
Redban over Jaime anyday.
@circa2008 5 жыл бұрын
His aspergers*
@JBOM-qp8nq 5 жыл бұрын
Name 1 man
@kurtislucien9052 5 жыл бұрын
The vibe totally changed when he left
@DoubleDDaily 5 жыл бұрын
He tells this story. And he then drinks the shit water looking, iced coffee lol
@MiaogisTeas 3 жыл бұрын
Right? He knew, he had to
@goathair33 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when Brian says “that was the weird thing”. 😳
@SlingKokWell 5 жыл бұрын
This is classic. After the drawn out long pause of being disgusted, 5:22 the camera checks back in with Redban, (oblivious to own idiocy) who is drinking shit-colored coffee ...with a shirt that reads “ me like poop farts” as to say without words just how much he enjoyed everything about the story.
@barrackobama5470 3 жыл бұрын
You know you got a good story when Tommy's reaction is like that
@Zambicus 5 жыл бұрын
I love the moment at 5:38 Comedians have a nature all of their own, and it's great
@lostgamer1261 5 жыл бұрын
I love how fast Tom's laugh turns to just utter disgust
@Mr.PepeSilvia 5 жыл бұрын
He blew it back in...like a GENTLEMAN. Also never saw Tom almost throw up. Neat stuff👖
@FrostyJokerr 5 жыл бұрын
The Swamps of Dagobah is the most vile story I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. I want someone to read it to Tom and get a real live reaction. I was in tears laughing all while trying to keep my food down.
@goldencheese7247 5 жыл бұрын
I read it. Worth it. Bovine afterbirth.
@jblz86 5 жыл бұрын
I never heard of that story until I saw your comment, so I went and looked it up. Jesus H Christ.... really regretting it
@johnhandshake4460 5 жыл бұрын
have you read this one? chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
@StephenMoore777 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnhandshake4460 good lord 😳
@htui9992 2 жыл бұрын
I got to the infection had tunneld a foot.......
@nathanhensn8717 5 жыл бұрын
I believe every single word of this. Redban is a little weird to say the least, but when he was with Rogan he always seemed genuine. With exception to the Olive Garden ads.
@toddjohnson566 4 жыл бұрын
He’s like The Weeknd if he did all the drugs but wasn’t cool.
@ManateeMentality Жыл бұрын
5:31 Tom’s laugh is perfect
@RubbelisPro 5 жыл бұрын
I love that you can hear the laughing in the background around 6:00
@TheThejaketucker 5 жыл бұрын
Adam I am loving the laughing voice through the wall, high and tight !
@floridasam4587 4 жыл бұрын
I love how FULLY stressed out they were!! Like just in total distress!! 😂😂😂
@bwbunker 4 жыл бұрын
haha "I think Morton's might pull out of sponsorship after this one."
@victorialove65 2 жыл бұрын
Poopy butt cheeks pool smear at SLASH'S house is now my hands down favorite YMH story!
@22allwanted 5 жыл бұрын
Cool Guy Club (guitar rift)
@goldencheese7247 5 жыл бұрын
Rub Rub Rub.
@iangriffith3940 5 жыл бұрын
Riff?
@glubglub2131 3 жыл бұрын
Redbans on here looking like Dane Cook if he was addicted pasta.
@ednakrabappel859 3 жыл бұрын
So basically he just looks like Dane Cook
@Yzjoshuwave 5 жыл бұрын
Brian is wearing a shirt that says "me like poop fart."
@AB-gz9yb 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Morriston legend
@NickB-md1oy 4 жыл бұрын
We know
@TeamYouphoric 5 жыл бұрын
I can never unhear this story...
@KaIyptos 4 жыл бұрын
4:57 I've never seen Tom so uncomfortable.
@subgrappling805 5 жыл бұрын
“Alright, well...thanks for stopping by” LoL...no shit, right?!?
@hannabis80 5 жыл бұрын
I made my wife watch this and she legit threw up a little. I'm sorry I didn't record it, it was pretty funny.
@ZapperguyLOL 5 жыл бұрын
Nice :)
@al_kaloid 5 жыл бұрын
Did you push it back in, though?
@bigdoggaming7438 5 жыл бұрын
You sent it to ur wife...and she didn't divorce you??!! Crazy
@FC-po5ko 4 жыл бұрын
His shirt went with his story 😂🤣😂
@harryg5692 3 жыл бұрын
"like a soldier!" - Joey Diaz
@desromic 3 жыл бұрын
"She accidentally farted a shit into my mouth" is stuck in my head like great song.
@jeremyrichardmay4802 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget where I was when I first heard this story
@whoisthejman 5 жыл бұрын
I never thought a podcast could make me vomit. Redban, you have set a new bar. Well done.
@FJBF1998 5 жыл бұрын
Is this high and tight story making us feel low and loose or is this low and loose story making us feel high and tight? We're conflicted...
@sigurdbrattland7828 5 жыл бұрын
Profile pic fits with the post 😂
@ErnestLemmingway 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking dorks...
@FJBF1998 5 жыл бұрын
6:17 greatest drop ever
@michaelmorehouse6027 5 жыл бұрын
More redban please!
@apelikemenace Жыл бұрын
Christina's reactions are priceless
@mj2719 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely Sasha Grey
@ddawsonwilsondawg7967 3 жыл бұрын
I REMEMBER THIS!! The way they "shame" him is PRICELESS!!!
@ddawsonwilsondawg7967 3 жыл бұрын
The way he scratches his nose and says "yeah" all defeated! Ahahahahah!!!
@eddieswenson1830 5 жыл бұрын
well. I dry heaved.
@kari8187 5 жыл бұрын
2
@shinyhaunter6019 4 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend listening to me watching this says " ewh gawhhd just throw her away...throw the WHOLE thing away" Talking about the girl 😆 LMAO
@ginganinga1010 5 жыл бұрын
There’s not even a word for that on urban dictionary
@RandomPlaceHolderName 5 жыл бұрын
@Lemon Tron Redbanned: When eating ass and a sudden shart results in a mouthful of shit. "We were having an intimate moment and then she redbanned me but i kept going"
@IosuamacaMhadaidh 2 жыл бұрын
The "hell no" clip... perfect timing!🤣
@thismothafuckasaid7304 5 жыл бұрын
Big words, all day every day!!!
5 жыл бұрын
haha
@polaroidsofpolarbears365 5 жыл бұрын
And he just so happens to be wearing a "me like poop fart" shirt hahahahaha
@eddiex7311 5 жыл бұрын
Redbans the realist
@MrIPEEZY 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody in the comments is saying it was Sophie dee and I am internally screaming… lmaoooooo
@cesartoledo847 5 жыл бұрын
The sip of brown starbucks after the story
@chomama77 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck'n Redban. Gotta love the guy and his openness.
@ebz3001 5 жыл бұрын
4:00 = 30 seconds of setup... 4:17 = "silly me, I'd totally forgotten what she'd JUST recently finished doing earlier? 4:28 = I'd explain... but I'd rather not get banned...
@skyliespaw 5 жыл бұрын
The hell naw sample was perfectly dropped. Perfection
@dbridge416 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like that girl was low and loose
@SuzakuX 5 жыл бұрын
Actually I think she was high and loose.
@nicholasbyram296 5 жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when Tom Segura says "I'm gonna fookin puke!"
@joez6179 5 жыл бұрын
And now they lost their walmart sponsors
@JamesBongo 5 жыл бұрын
Nah Walmart knows who their customers are
@buckets_of_lead 4 жыл бұрын
I went in to this story thinking "I've heard some nasty shit before, where does this compare?". Its pretty gross. I was surprised at the originality. Thumbs up.
@Darkhare33 5 жыл бұрын
What pornstar was it! For research purposes
@yellowcourier 5 жыл бұрын
Taylor Vixen
@yellowcourier 5 жыл бұрын
@@Novazon2 he also dated Veronica Ricci for a while, but she was lesbo porn too. Ive been listening since the beginning but cant recall another...
@handcannonart 5 жыл бұрын
He also dated Skin Diamond for a while too, he says she was Asa Akira level...so I'm thinking it was Skin Diamond, who's a singer in a rock band now so that could be the connection to way he was at the rockstars house.
@DAVADMDAVAD 5 жыл бұрын
Tom's face was priceless.
@ogbbq2261 5 жыл бұрын
PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS LETS NOT FORGET THIS GENTLEMAN WAS THE ORIGINAL PRODUCER OF THE SHOW
@davidpfeifer9489 5 жыл бұрын
The matching hands on the face reaction with Tom and Christina was great!!
@radtothebone23 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone know who his ex Gf could be?
@BenShapirosLowerLip 5 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking Sasha Grey without any research.
@yellowcourier 5 жыл бұрын
He's dated 2. Taylor Vixen is the one he's talking about here, very hot. The second was Veronica Ricci, also super hot.
@cheeng1 Жыл бұрын
“What did brown taste like?” Hahahaha
@TrapDaily 5 жыл бұрын
Yall think theyr so dirty but they cant even handle an hour with Redban, or even Joey Diaz. Reminds me of me of whenn i was literaly in 3rd grade saying the f word thinking i was so cool & edgy...
@vinny5638 5 жыл бұрын
He ate shit my guy, if you think that's not dirty its not because we're all pussies its because you're exceptionally fucking weird.
@temujin1234 5 жыл бұрын
If they were completely dirty wouldn't the Cool Guys stop being funny to them?
@ErnestLemmingway 5 жыл бұрын
@@vinny5638 you guys are like "mainstream pop" dirty. some of us are the real deal and we inspire the dirty stories that people like Tom and christina put their spin on to make it easy to digest for slightly edgy people.
@StableRead 5 жыл бұрын
Gate keeping nasty stories. Never thought I'd see the day
@maxklopp7810 6 ай бұрын
"HAD A TASTE OF IT BEFORE LIKE I KNEW WHAT IT WAS" BRIAN WHAT THE FOOK
@thelabgeek1592 5 жыл бұрын
Asa Akira is not that hardcore tbh.
@AgencyIsland 5 жыл бұрын
And not that hot lol
@scottlewis9947 4 жыл бұрын
"Well, thanks for stopping by" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@scottlewis9947 4 жыл бұрын
So fuckin filthy
@DekkarJr 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking christ. "And then I drank pool water because it was so disgusting." Even Tom and Christina were pretty heavily disturbed by that hahahahaha
@brandondickson4266 3 жыл бұрын
To tell that story and be honest you sir r my new hero
@ahmad92690 5 жыл бұрын
LOL when he took his jacket off 😂😂😂 😂
@pookela4765 5 жыл бұрын
The way he made them two cringe is Fuckn hilarious 😂😆😆😆
@MrJtin69 4 жыл бұрын
Tom's face throughout this has been amazing
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