He Wants His “God-Given Right” to Be Homophobic in D&D

He Wants His “God-Given Right” to Be Homophobic in D&D - RPG Horror Stories

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@George_M_ Ай бұрын

The vocal shift into reading the unhinged transphobic rant was gold. Higher and higher pitch. The moral bar is a little higher than "I've never physically attacked someone".

@TheMightyBattleSquid Ай бұрын

Dude wants an award for not doing something that would land him in jail lol

@tarotsushima3332 Ай бұрын

"I wouldn't personally hate crime someone but I'd be damned if I actually stop them from being hate crimed or support legislation to stop them from being shunned and hate crimed, why don't queer people like me?" Is the peak mindset for a lot of these folks. Also like generally speaking why hang out with someone who won't respect you anyway?

@JPG.01 25 күн бұрын

What was transphobic about that post?

@supotter377 24 күн бұрын

@@JPG.01Just listen to it and it should be pretty obvious

@insaynt9924 22 күн бұрын

It's always a pretty huge red flag when people excuse their own behavior by claiming that they haven't done anything physical... Like that somehow excuses the rest of it. Being treated like shit is not something that anyone wants to put up with for the rest of their life, or is required to. Especially not in a setting where they're just trying to relax. And there's never a good excuse for treating other people like human punching bags, whether it's literally or metaphorically. Nobody in their right mind is going to enjoy or tolerate that for any length of time.

@demonheart13 Ай бұрын

"Im a Christian, so im not gonna use your pronouns. Ill tell you the truth and bring you back to reality" Dude this is a ROLE playing table top game. If you can respect Darkstar Shiteslayer in game more then you respect me IRL then you have major issues.

@ArbitraryOutcome Ай бұрын

I find it really funny that this anime villain ass speak ironically reminds me a lot of edgelord neo-atheist types that used to be more outspoken years ago.

@nicholaspeters9919 Ай бұрын

@@ArbitraryOutcomeCoins and sides and all that I suppose.

@M_M_ODonnell Ай бұрын

Also a very narrow (and willfully ignorant and/or cultural-imperialist) concept of "reality."

@davidtherwhanger6795 Ай бұрын

A lot of Christians forget that Christ was all about love and compassion.

@swishfish8858 Ай бұрын

@@davidtherwhanger6795Nah, I believe they all know that. They just assume this compassion is reserved for "people like them".

@jondawson7911 Ай бұрын

That bigotted game store owner getting bought out by an actually inclusive organisation is peak hilarious irony 😂

@TowerArcanaCrow Ай бұрын

>"go woke go broke!!!!!" >Anti woke jackass immediately goes broke The parodies write themselves

@lukasbjornendermann9944 Ай бұрын

Inclusive? In your dreams, an actual inclusive Person could tolerate that

@blackjay4596 Ай бұрын

I bet right now the previous owner is ranting about how the lgbt agenda took his store away 😂

@M_M_ODonnell Ай бұрын

@@lukasbjornendermann9944 Ah, yes, "inclusive means including people who demand exclusion." Talk to a reactionary and it's like the paradox of tolerance hasn't been a topic of discussion for literally decades.

@ArcCaravan Ай бұрын

@@lukasbjornendermann9944By that logic there's nothing wrong with not tolerating the intolerant who demand toleration of their intolerance.

@keithulhu Ай бұрын

You know what else is against that guy's religion? - Eating shellfish - Getting tattoos - Wearing mixed fabric clothing - Eating a cheeseburger - Eating pork - Trimming your beard - Cultivating more than one kind of plant in a patch of soil

@rootfish2671 Ай бұрын

Doubtful he’s aware of any of those things, those types don’t study the Bible on their own, just use it an excuse for their hate.

@kacperbednarek3530 Ай бұрын

Many old testament laws where more about living and have many verses about doing day to day stuff, like clothing one was about not destroying cloths while washing them, because of diferent materials. Most important fact is that after his death Jesus lifted most of this laws, and made love the most important thing above all else. Still some of old laws have some use like fasting and prohibiting self harm while grieving which was stated in bible before tatoos. They are also understandable because in ancient times geting infected was a lot more likely and dangerous.

@untitled-gv3qp Ай бұрын

@@rootfish2671 The fact that none of his Christian views came up in a game about high fantasy worldbuilding, murder, and characters who worship made up gods until the topic of sexuality and gender identity is a pretty big indicator that he was never too "christan" until it was convenient.

@keithulhu Ай бұрын

@@kacperbednarek3530 Jesus didn't abolish anything. Matthew 5: 17-19, "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven." So what is dangerous and infectious about being gay?

@MyAramil Ай бұрын

Actually, for the beard part. you are and are not supposed to trim the beard.

@claudiamcfie1265 Ай бұрын

As a Christian, I sincerely apologize for the bigotry of other "Christians". It pains me as someone who is both Christian and an ally. You are loved, lovable, and acceptable as you are with your entire identity. Please know that bigots aren't representing the God I worship.

@davidtherwhanger6795 Ай бұрын

Amen.

@ArcCaravan Ай бұрын

Fortunately Christians have a place for bigots.

@Theokal3 Ай бұрын

Same for me. It disgust me that people in our Faith have that kind of reasoning. Christianism is supposed to be about loving thy neighboor, why do so little people get that?!

@boomfanfic-a-latta8996 Ай бұрын

LITERALLY I HATE BIGOTED CHRISTIANS LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME SICK THEY ARE NOT TRUE CHRISTIANS *WE ARE LITERALLY TOLD TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER*

@ArcCaravan Ай бұрын

Good thing there's already a place for them, if you know what I mean.

@flaminyawn Ай бұрын

If I strap TNT to that part of my anatomy, I will be VERY surprised if it blows up in my face. I'm not that flexible.

@alarkhar Ай бұрын

Have you tried yoga?

@grumpygoosegg3514 Ай бұрын

I think you just win the comments lol

@Billyblue98 27 күн бұрын

I mean, it might blow up in your *everything* all things considered, actually

@LoFi_Punk 8 күн бұрын

He misspoke; it wasn't TNT, it was a breech charge and they're very directional.

@benjaminehren7965 Ай бұрын

Oh my gods below, your new model/image is excellent in so many ways, but the huggability of the new rat is exceptional.

@dramaprincess0119 Ай бұрын

Huggable with a fun eldritch edge ^_^

@LampseekerForevermore Ай бұрын

Gods below, the deep calls.

@conorstabler6093 Ай бұрын

Agreed, but i still want him to go back to the old more mysterious music.

@daniellewillis2767 Ай бұрын

I bet he knows Brown Jenkin...

@medicaoctavia8002 Ай бұрын

I watched the third story go down in real time. The guy seriously thought he was the good guy. And every time a commenter said “you’re the bigot here, pal”, he demanded to know why or that they define bigotry.

@davidtherwhanger6795 Ай бұрын

Most people do think they are the Hero of the story. Regardless of how bad they may be. That's just human nature. And as they say, reasoning some one out of a position they did not reason themselves into is practically impossible.

@rootfish2671 Ай бұрын

@@davidtherwhanger6795I would just hit him with the dictionary definition of bigotry and if he still argued I would just refuse to play with him and tell him I have better things to do with my time than to get into circular bad faith arguments with a bigoted delusion moron.

@Leiliel1 Ай бұрын

In other words, JAQing off and growing increasingly upset and blubbering that he didn't have the hugbox he wanted before rage-quitting Reddit to sob into his basement darkness and moan about how he lost his business to people who he hates. Unsurprising.

@andyghkfilm2287 Ай бұрын

“Justify to me that I’m wrong” is a fun exercise in futility

@medicaoctavia8002 Ай бұрын

@@Leiliel1 he wasn’t even the business owner. That was all stuff that went down a year ago. The game store guy sold his store and moved to TN where he hoped to find more likeminded people (read: transphobes with guns). This guy pops up a year later to demand the group let him back in, after he voiced similarly transphobic views (to a group extremely accepting of the whole LGBTQ+ spectrum) and scold them for cutting ties with the shop owner for making them feel unsafe. But, then, he didn’t get his asspats and accolades for “speaking truth” to people. Funny, a lot of us go to the gaming table to avoid that crap.

@roguetalowen Ай бұрын

'Just because you're short, doesn't make you a child' I felt that. From down here. No, down here. 😮

@davidtherwhanger6795 Ай бұрын

It ain't about the size of the dog in the fight. It's about the size of the fight in the dog.

@WynneL 27 күн бұрын

Saaaaaame. 🩳

@myheartismadeofstars Ай бұрын

I went to my local game store because i was looking into hanging out there on dnd nights. They have a LARGE lgbt flag in the store and the divide between the front and back of the store includes a MASSIVE "Every Child Matters" flag. While i was there vibe checking the place i casually mentioned my ex-stepfather, how he introduced me to dnd...before he became MASSIVELY homophobic, transphobic and racist. The store owner asked for his name, because he wanted to know if he had ever been in so he could ban him from the store.

@alarkhar Ай бұрын

Christian here. Best friend is bi, her wife is lesbian. Good friend is gay. Got trans acquaintances. Therefore I think it's in my rights to tell Christianplayer "Pull the other one, it has bells on it."

@Shades14 Ай бұрын

Actually doing the Lord's work!

@swishfish8858 Ай бұрын

I know a trans woman that's a preacher at her church! This nonsense about "Christians must hate Big Gay" is like Wile E. Coyote trying to block a falling boulder with a tiny umbrella, it's so hilariously not going to hide your obvious unfounded bigotry.

@etcetera1995 Ай бұрын

I remember a particular bit of dialogue about God and gender stuff that lives in my brain: in summary, the person who wrote it proposed that trans people exist the same reason we can make bread or wine, so that people can share in the joy of creation and change.

@EllaMBV Ай бұрын

@@etcetera1995 That's beautiful:)

@SageTigerStar Ай бұрын

At this point the number of Christians who are totally fine with LGBT stuff (as long as we don't try to force it down their throats) outweighs the amount of people who are so openly against it, and in my experience, it seems like the LGBT hatred comes from family/friends seeing it as wrong, not the actual religious teachings. I haven't been to a single church in the last 23 years that hasn't been okay with me being a Gay man. They never try to force any anti-LGBT views on me, they never try to "change" me, and they never threaten me. Just like nobody likes when religious folks try to force their views on others or in the games they play, people equally don't like having LGBT elements forced onto them or the games they play. I'd say that's fair. I say this as a Gay Man who understands that both sides have their issues and bad actors.

@Omnywrench Ай бұрын

"If we want a truly tolerant and inclusive society, we have to respect others' personal beliefs and identities, and not discriminate nor push our own beliefs on others" "But discriminating and pushing my beliefs on others IS one of my main beliefs!"

@Jean-Luc_Renard Ай бұрын

Yeshua HaMashiach: "Love God and love your neighbor." Second OP: "But what if my neighbor is tra-" YHM: "Did I fucking stutter?"

@fredericksaxton9782 Ай бұрын

My go-to argument for people like that is "replace everything you just said with race". Like, imagine calling others racists for kicking you out after you agreed with someone who was threateningly, unhingedly racist. I mean...what do they expect????? If you're racist, people don't want to play with you. Same for being anti-LGBTQ+.

@swishfish8858 Ай бұрын

Sadly, in today's world, that's not quite so effective. It's becoming popular to be openly racist again.

@peytonmac1131 Ай бұрын

I like to replace the argument with being left or right handed. "You write with your left hand? I don't care what you do in your own home, but I don't want you pushing your left-handed agenda on my children."

@tennagon3822 Ай бұрын

@@peytonmac1131 That's beautiful. Mind if I borrow that?

@nvfury13 Ай бұрын

If there was a race actively saying they wanted to convert your children to their race, or trying to convince kids they were the “wrong race” based on ridiculous stereotypes….

@peytonmac1131 Ай бұрын

@@tennagon3822 Of course. I'm sure other people have made similar comparisons.

@laraprisma6381 Ай бұрын

A friend of mine calls me hun all the time, but she doesn't flirt with me! It's just her sweet way of referring to her friends! People have to stop seeing every little sweet thing as a sign that someone likes them!🤦🏻‍♀️

@VainPierrot Ай бұрын

Laughs in southern. Where hun, honey, sweetie, etc is just how you refer to people in general

@laraprisma6381 Ай бұрын

@@VainPierrot My friend in question is Asian (I don't remember specifically where she lives, but she always calls me hun.

@yesthatmousyiris4887 Ай бұрын

I know right!

@phoeberia2734 Ай бұрын

Imma guess no one mentioned him being Christian but he sure as hell made it his whole identity to self victimize xD Its always "I don't condone harm" but will legit encourage other folks lmfao

@aquaticcatfey Ай бұрын

Going by the comments section of the post: yes, he did. He got ratio'd so hard that he deleted his account. Probably for the best; I hope he crawls back under his rock and never comes out again.

@kirbyonyoutube4160 Ай бұрын

Crispy: *Gets a new sprites* Me: Upgrades people upgrades!

@lukasbjornendermann9944 Ай бұрын

More a downgrade personally, liked the old ones more

@ArcCaravan Ай бұрын

@@lukasbjornendermann9944This version feels more detailed and varied, though I'll have to get used to centered view compared to being on the right side of the screen.

@Tytoalba777 Ай бұрын

@@ArcCaravan It's definitely more detailed, but honestly I think that's more a hinderance than a benefit. The old one was simple, clean, cute, and iconic.

@annatarsoly941 Ай бұрын

@@Tytoalba777 I personally also like the newer one more, but to each their own I guess

@darwinjones2059 Ай бұрын

Babe wake up! New nightmares beyond my comprehension just dropped!

@LordSvzklx Ай бұрын

Ah the old “If you exclude me for my -phobia of choice, then you’re the real bigots!” ploy. For people who think the Uno reverse card is the pinnacle of strategy

@ZoeBellCake Ай бұрын

Oh my God, who knew that Crispy Rat was a biblically accurate angel underneath all of that?

@GavinG_ Ай бұрын

Why is “I don’t advocate for violence, but-“ such a common shield from criticism? Why is violence seemingly the only moral concern that some people are capable of having? Do they really just think that anything outside of hurting people is above judgement? “Guys, I’m NOT advocating for anyone to be killed, I’m just saying that homeless people should be put to work by force to benefit whatever corporation buys them”.

@AlasKenn1 Ай бұрын

You don't get to advocate for my non-existence when I refuse to go quietly into the closet or the grave and pretend it will never come to blows. It's only ever "I don't advocate for violence... Yet."

@trs-red789 Ай бұрын

The store being called "Dark Tower Games" is so funny to me because theres a store I visit every now and then called "Tower Games" which in my experience fosters a very diverse and welcoming community. In other words the exact opposite of this store

@fiascothe63rd Ай бұрын

Thankfully, the folks at Aegis, which is effectively the same business in the same building, but with better owners, are a lovely bunch. Great space to be in, IMO.

@eldritch-rage Ай бұрын

Tower Game's evil shadow clone

@nonchip Ай бұрын

"i see people as people, not groups. THEY are all extremists" checks out, 11/10 would brain again :'D

@alphons1456o Ай бұрын

Been a while since we had a story that made Crispy slowly go from normal to creep voice.

@dashroyer7249 Ай бұрын

As a practicing Christian that persons post was pretty childish and embarrassing. Definitely NOT a person who shows the love of Christ

@arashi86 Ай бұрын

"I don't believe in the discrimination of anyone" while actively discriminating against people. You can't make this shit up.

@KathrynBurke713 Ай бұрын

The guy justifying using the term for being a bigot to describe the group he got kicked out from, literally just called himself out. The irony! XD Also love the new look for your rat version of yourself. It's so cute and fluffy! (Well, maybe not the eldritch horror aspect, but hey, some might think it's adorable, lol) Also, if you ever get to the point of doing a plushie of that character, I would totally get one!

@miaththered Ай бұрын

If I had a nickel for every TTRPG horror story I heard that included a bigot using religion as an excuse to be bigoted I would be incredibly wealthy and that makes me deeply sad. (edited for spelling)

@kwcphotography8749 Ай бұрын

Well, at least he didn't summon the might of :"Florida Man". He makes even the worst willd magic table look tame by comparison.

@jacksparrowismydaddy Ай бұрын

Florida has crocs too. indigenous species but they are rarer so they are way more protected than alligators.

@Neganium Ай бұрын

oh yeah, American crocodile iirc. it's an endangered species, I think. apparently a lot more of the southeast used to be some form of wetlands than still exists today, so species that rely on them are far fewer in number, like the croc, and also a lot of species of carnivorous plants that seem to gravitate towards the southeast. there's even a native species of river cane that's both minimally documented due to scarcity, and the sole-habitat of a species of pitcher plant that only grows in like, two places in the entire world. I know this got away from me a bit but I've never not thought this information was cool ever since I first learned of it. the part of the country where I live used to be a radically different place than it is today, and you can still see the remnants of it if you look hard enough.

@nvfury13 Ай бұрын

I was going to post the same thing. Though honestly, alligators are worse as far as my experience goes, haven’t heard of any crocs the size of a station wagon disrupting a military base’s capability to use runways or having to change vehicle parking to accommodate where it likes to spend time.

@jacksparrowismydaddy Ай бұрын

@@nvfury13 they both get pretty big and scary. I'm inclined to avoid them both.

@Tzryylon5 Ай бұрын

There you go, now your avatar looks like SCP-049's fursona proper! Seriously though, it's a good change! The art form is very clean and aesthetic.

@wolfynerd14 Ай бұрын

It honestly gives me more inspo to draw or write lore for the little guy. He could make for some interesting oneshots.

@Hawkalon Ай бұрын

the guy complaining because the group dropped him for being transphobic is laughable. a DnD group is not an organization or a club, its just a group of people playing a game. they could kick you out simply because they dont want to play with you anymore! and thats preferrable because if he would have stayed, guaranteed the other players would be giving him the cold shoulder lol

@genericname2747 Ай бұрын

Sorry but if someone is that extreme with their Christianity, why are they even playing D&D? Don't those people usually think it's satanic?

@vinnyoz4709 Ай бұрын

Literally! Dude has such big fundie energy and yet he’s playing dnd? 😅

@kaylawoodbury2308 Ай бұрын

Classic cherry picker, "I believe in the parts that support my bias and hate but the parts that don't suit my biases or desires are 'up for interpretation' or are from the wrong part of the Bible."

@KnightsRealm98 Ай бұрын

It's the fundie paradox. They decry whatever goes against their personal idea of Christianity (which is often false), but pick things that also go against those views (again, incorrect. There's nothing in the Bible about TTRPGs, and anything concerning homosexuality is heavily debated by many Biblical scholars).

@davidsandrock7826 Ай бұрын

Fundamentalism has gone off the rails. The movement started with a series of books called The Fundamentals, which outlined the ten? fundamentals of what it meant to be a Christian. Guess what things _weren’t_ on that list. Hint, most of the shit that so-called fundamentalists spout off about nowadays.

@Zoey_the_Rat Ай бұрын

We didn't have a session zero, so now we have two tabaxis, one fake tabaxi (changeling) and a cat allergic halfling

@KendrykWynn13 24 күн бұрын

Thats pretty funny, honestly.

@ursulajoni15 Ай бұрын

the new model's tiny paws😍

@ToastKnight_ Ай бұрын

Ah yes...biblically accurate Crispy

@Izanagi009 Ай бұрын

New Rat look with a Riven face complete with D2 sound effect, nice

@sethazillax2553 Ай бұрын

I’m an extremely devout Christian. That poster needs some prayers AF. JESUS HIMSELF stated that the only two most important rules is love God and love your neighbor. Multiple times it states not to judge people. I fully believe if Jesus was alive today, he’d hang out at gay bars and have fun with people of all walks of life. Plus I am lgbtq myself, (not stating which because I have not come out yet due to horrid views of those around me) and my fiance is out as nonbinary. We are ALL created in Gods image. And God the father is not shown in any humanoid form, meaning that doesn’t mean physical image. We are created in his image by having sentience and complex emotions and thoughts. I really don’t see how anything trans goes against the Bible. It’s changing pronouns and sometimes getting surgery. If trans is wrong, then changing anything about how you look and present, changing aesthetic, styling your hair, getting piercings, tattoos, etc is also wrong. Which makes no sense. God is called He even though he definitely has no physical gender since he has no physical form. So who cares if we change our pronouns and body??? TLDR: Christians have forgotten how to “love thy neighbor, don’t judge, and respect all of God’s children.”

@WeaponizedStrumpet Ай бұрын

Based.

@CourtneyB444 Ай бұрын

I love the new look ❤ Also I always like how you not only warn of explicit stories but do it in an creative way with the " danger " echo. It's informative and entertaining.

@ozpin8329 Ай бұрын

No good has ever come from the question "I wonder what Chris-chan thinks of this..."

@Jermbot15 Ай бұрын

The bad advertisement for Christianity is well within his right to believe what he wants. And the people around him are within their right to not associate with him. Everyone's got there rights that they're all entitled too. Just stop whining when someone else uses their rights.

@ArcCaravan Ай бұрын

Preach. You wanna say intolerance should be tolerated, you gotta accept not being tolerated yourself.

@twistedmind0560 Ай бұрын

Classic "rules ofr thee but not for me", they're type to cry about "freedom of speech" when people push back agaisnt their bigoted comments, when really everyone is both in thr right to voice their opinion amd speak agaisnt the opinions of others

@genericname2747 Ай бұрын

Sorry, human rights trump religious rights. Being a bigot isn't protected by the law.

@kcollier2192 Ай бұрын

As for the last story- my best friends are from Kentucky and just celebrated their 34th wedding anniversary. I can assure you that I have been called 'hun' on just about a daily basis from her but she would NEVER think of leaving her husband (who is a great guy in his own right). Some times folks are just that desperate, unfortunately.

@chelonianmobile Ай бұрын

"Don't make it weird" YOU MADE IT WEIRD ALREADY

@TigerW0lf Ай бұрын

THAT'S WHAT IS BEHIND YOUR MASK!? WHAT ARE YOU!?

@blackjay4596 Ай бұрын

I mean, he does have multiple clones of himself running around soooooooooooo

@alderblanco2362 Ай бұрын

Just a cute lil rat, what you talking about?? 🥰

@Densoro Ай бұрын

"What are you _really?_ Why do I hear whispers in my head when I look at you? *WHY ARE YOUR EYES LIKE THAT?"* Surprisingly fitting Warframe quote xD

@thesewinggeekmiri9029 27 күн бұрын

a biblically accurate rat.

@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle 20 күн бұрын

WHAT IS BEHIND YOUR FACE?! HUH?! WHAT IS THERE?! TAKE IT OFF

@justanidiotmk2749 Ай бұрын

Florida has both alligators and crocodiles, mainly due to the fact it has all kinds of every water because its just the sedimentary pond float of america.

@michaelmiller2418 Ай бұрын

Pretty sure I had something similar happen with a local FLGS where the owner posted some hardcore alt-right stuff online and then was surprised when he lost nearly all his customers. The owner of the store I go to is fairly centrist but also doesn't talk about controversial stuff in the store, keeps it all family friendly and inviting, so I got to hear about this all second-hand from him. The other store owner even tried to sell his store to the guy I know, who just told him to take a flying leap (he didn't want to be caught dead holding the bag after the guy had tarnished THAT name). No idea what exactly was said, though I'm pretty sure the dude was literally allowing some grognards who happened to be not-seas to play openly in his store, then tried to defend them when they said or did something... weird shtuff all told.

@ravenesperanza Ай бұрын

The little ear and tail poses! New rat is adorable.

@OnceUponAd20 Ай бұрын

Story 2: I'm one of the GMs at the Radiant Realm. I'm straight, cis... all of the things that guy is (though I left the Christianity behind a few years back). Can confirm, dude's a complete box of tools. This guy's post has brought us up by over 20 people so far. He posted again today on a new account. I can't even.

@SilverFoxR Ай бұрын

["Christian" Reditor] I don't believe in being a bigot! [Everyone] You mean like the game store owner you agreed with and defended? ["Christian" Reditor] Yeah! I-I mean... um... don't oppress me! And then there's the last story... hoo boy... anyone else thinking "the DM's poorly-disguised fetish" too? Being attracted to 'Kate', because of her young-sounding voice, making inappropriate "jokes" about OP's wife being a child compared to his Paladin and then the "art" and then the reaction to the "FBI! Open up!" response? Yyyyeah... that math is mathing into a legit "FBI! Open up!" moment in the not-too-distant future. >.

@AvengerGreen Ай бұрын

This is what being addicted to loli content and messed up hentai does to a guy.

@rootfish2671 Ай бұрын

Yeah big pedo red flags, if someone said that around I would freak the heck out and refuse to associate let alone game with them

@snekbetch5674 Ай бұрын

AWW The new sprite is so cute!

@beetleb.1418 Ай бұрын

"What are you talking about???" You had me ROFL during the second story. Also, I, too, have the Curse of the Baby-Face. Haven't gotten carded regularly since my mid-thirties but a decade on, and age guesses for me still land on 28 to 30. But it's fine (said the bowler-hatted dog in the burning establishment). It's fiiiiine. When us baby-faced peeps are 85 ... we'll LOOK 65. Well-played, to us? That last story ... I took a shower an hour ago. I think I'll take another. Right now. With an industrial scrubber and the hot water set to "liquefy." I hope the actual FBI was listening in, for real. I've never before said that in my life but ... I hope they were. Yuck.

@gimok2k5 Ай бұрын

I was just thinking like a week ago: Crispy has been doing some revisions of the show in most areas, except his avatar. Wonder if he'll update that as well. And now he did. Neat. Especially as there were some minor inconsistencies that slightly bugged me with the old one, even if they were only nitpicks.

@Jodariel. 20 күн бұрын

That is simply put..THE BEST COMEBACK A STORE OWNER COULD DO. Buy their shitty place, make it what they hate and be even more popular. Lmao

@fimbles4211 Ай бұрын

The queer Christian in me is bouncing off the walls

@miral6694 Ай бұрын

Mhm.

@lotustea6806 Ай бұрын

I scare all the bigots as a bisexual genderfluid christian

@itzbeelzebuddy Ай бұрын

yoo i wrote the co-dm story! i was hella taken aback. im glad it was included. thank ya crispy~!

@Omegan01 Ай бұрын

New rat got that Fear & Hunger look

@ravenartistofficial 20 күн бұрын

That “I summon forth… the MIGHT OF FLORIDAAAAAA!!!!” Took me out 💀

@hiage66666 Ай бұрын

New rat looks so smug. I love it ❤

@luce669 Ай бұрын

I love the new style for the mascot. Very adorable. I will say I really liked the cute big eyed pose that was used for the old sprite and miss it dearly

@TheEldritchKnight1317 7 күн бұрын

Tolerance means to accept everything EXECPT Intolerance.

@rebeccacarr5154 Ай бұрын

I've really enjoyed seeing Crispy's personality blossom as the channel grows. I also love the Crispy rat's new look! I want to hug them and tell them what a good boi/eldritch being they are.

@gvb4596 Ай бұрын

"Yours. Not mine."❤ I see what you did there Guardian.

@unviolated Ай бұрын

"i won't use your pronouns!! i'll do what the bible says!!!!" the bible: "i am he"

@honestexistence Ай бұрын

Omg new crispy is so cute and fluffy! Human crispy remains really cool, and fun to listen to, and funny. Watched your other vid and I'm hoping things are steadily balancing out.

@crypticcryptid4702 Ай бұрын

Bro says "I'm not going to attack trans people, I don't believe in violence" like it's not less than the bare minimum

@timbomb374 18 күн бұрын

You can say whatever you like about people, but they aren't going to want to hang out and play games with you lol

@hayleyparkinson7187 Ай бұрын

Hey, people who have a good session 0... what do you DO? Every time I've tried one it's been super awkward and quickly devolved into an encyclopedia reading of random world building info that my adhd brain can NOT deal with. I wanna play in the world, explore it, not attend a lecture of Forgotten Realms history 101... all of the silly nonsense words just flow out of my brain as a DM does a not-so dramatic reading of the book (I'm the boring DM at my games too). What are you supposed to do that's taking a whole game session? Make characters? But then everyone's talking and you can't focus... besides, everyone probably already had their character concepts in place when you said which campaign you were running. The last time I didn't bring a characters to a session 0 (when the dm said he didn't want us to) I showed up with just a concept and felt super rushed picking feats and magic items.. Everyone just talks about how helpful session 0 is and I legit can't figure out what people are actually *doing*

@Skimmer951 Ай бұрын

one thing for example is to focus les son the game and more about the game. The premis eof the campaign should already have been given when pitching to the players. At session 0 you can talk about expectations, what do you like in a game and perhaos what you would like to see, like intruige, war stories, dungeon crawling, exploraiton, puzzles, investigations and more. Also what you dont like and potential fears and boundaries of stuff. If character concepts are starting ot be done session 0 is a good place to start weaving them together, do some party members share a backstory, did they trave together briefly before the campaign started. How do they know eachother etc etc. Leave the worldbuilding aspects more to actually in game than out of it.

@iank472 Ай бұрын

Dear Gods Crispy you must keep on the mask! That much beauty cannot be left unveiled to the world!

@syranaellaenarys5965 Ай бұрын

Crispy, I absolutely love your take on the voice of a mean narrow-minded person

@aosleosbus6737 Ай бұрын

The idea of if you discriminate against discriminatory people then that’s just more discrimination and you’re no better than them makes me go ballistic. It’s the stupidest take ever.

@lukahcasshe6197 29 күн бұрын

Definitely one of the most "No hate like Christian love" stories out there.

@vegets01 17 күн бұрын

The fukcing Witness riff in the background when you take of the mask is SUCH a fucking STELLAR touch.

@Kiwipai 29 күн бұрын

It's crazy how someone can set the bar at " I won't physically lunge at people" and get confused when it's not good enough.

@sleepyhollowo Ай бұрын

NEW RAT JUST DROPPED!!! IT’S SO FLUFFY I LOVE IT!!!

@missellie1 Ай бұрын

I look forward to your videos all week!

@roguemoth1843 Ай бұрын

LOVE the new crispy model!!! It looks so good and I love how stylized it is now! 🖤

@nysaea Ай бұрын

eyyyy new Crispy is here!!! Loved the old Crispy and love the new one too!

@ArbitraryOutcome Ай бұрын

God, the bigoted OP ironically reminds me a lot of those edgelord neo-atheist types with the whole anime villain rant.

@meximan374 Ай бұрын

Ahaha, love the new model. Awesome stuffs, as always

@SamLabbato Ай бұрын

the best use of co-dm'ing I've seen/done is typically guest characters that play one or more npcs (works best if you have a voice actor / impressionist friend) or use them to bounce off of in cutscenes/npc-on-npc rp and combat when you have a bunch of moving parts. Typically you pass to or the co-dm just takes over when you need time to prep or aren't there. I've even seen some people who pass certain scenes entirely to the co-dm (I assume the co-dm just wrote those scenes/quests and/or are really attached to the character in said scene, so the dm let's em take it).

@ecos889 Ай бұрын

You own that lipstick tangentially. Just SLAY! Also Florida man being a wild magic mage checks out. Everbody fears the Florida man!

@VincentEdelstein Ай бұрын

YOOO NEW ART!! Love it!

@starvingartist733 Ай бұрын

that new art looks incredible!!

@loorthedarkelf8353 Ай бұрын

Hooooo boi the nightmare DM from the last story is the same kind of guy who needed to be told - Cosplay is not consent in 2010 - Yoga pants are not consent in 2000 - Mini skirts are not consent in 1990 I'm sure this yikes behavior has had previous iterations, those are just the decades I've been alive for. Hearing peers MAKE the argument that X, Y, or Z was 'sending a sign' and once that's happened they're somehow *no longer responsible for their conduct.* Toddlers learn how to look with their eyes and not with their hands. Young adults learn conflict resoultion from conversation, information gathering, making clear statements of harm, and offering their desired outcomes for the future where the issue is resolved. You know who just wants what they want and scream about it until someone else accomodates them? Infants.

@cursedalien Ай бұрын

I love your new talksprites!

@PenniDeadful Ай бұрын

My home town comic store had similar issues. Before when I first started going there in high school, it was great and nuetral and not bigoted at all. And then the original guy who made it sold it years after I moved away. The people who took it over where super conservative and I couldnt go there anymore because they were assholes. Then they ran it into the ground and as far as I know now, there isnt one anymore. Which is sad and frustrating.

@CoffeeCriminal Ай бұрын

I love your new avatar model, it's so cute!!!

@fiascothe63rd Ай бұрын

I remember when Dark Tower closed. Only found out why a couple years later, and it hit me pretty hard as a trans woman who’d spent a lot of time in that space as a kid. Luckily, the folks at Aegis are a lovely bunch, and it’s practically the same business in the same building, just with better management.

@Nyx685 Ай бұрын

I am loving these misadventures of the Crispy Clones 😂

@SaphDegatzlXl Ай бұрын

LOVE the new look! Love the classic, but this one looks softer and your eyes are so pretty!

@kindestdemon1855 Ай бұрын

Very nice artwork for your new avatar!

@Barumonster Ай бұрын

New Crispy, who dis? Love the update!

@shadiafifi54 Ай бұрын

Love how the wannabe Co-DM got shut down hard in the fourth one.

@YunemaDraw Ай бұрын

the new look of the avatar is amazing ! tops to the artist ! ^^

@stargazer1998 19 күн бұрын

I looked at the screen when he mentioned the new game store, and basically got a mental flashbang when I saw it’s not too far from where I am.

@slayerjoe1337 Ай бұрын

Was this the first time you had two Crispies on screen at once?! I can’t remember seeing that yet, you usually have the opposite facing Crispies conversing in a solo scene. If it is the first then awesome. I thought it was really well choreographed!

@terribleeditor4556 Ай бұрын

The DMs in that first story sound like a nightmare to play with.

@cuteclipsllcfl Ай бұрын

First story: it still works cuz Florida does indeed have crocdiles, and saltwater crocodiles ta boot 😂

@ZydrateGoblin623 Ай бұрын

First of all: LOVE the new model art, so cute and fluffy! Second: I gotta know where you got that lipstick, what brand is that??? It's SUCH a good shade!!