43 mins ago??

Ok

@@akshatbansal5578 2 years ago

​​@@Tom_Het 3 years and 43 minutes ago :D

This. Lily is now chad

Chad Lilly Chad Lilly Chad Lilly

@@ezaf5989 Her voice is nice. Not sure if you forgot this (/s)

@@VonniXfiles and opera is good music?

@@ezaf5989 judging people on things they can't change isn't very chad

love this love this love this love this love this

She was able to change herself so much that she was able to get into a happy relationship. Having Micheal there just made things better, it’s like the reward for all her hard work❤️

i didn't even know who Lily was but after watching this entire thing and scrolling down to the comments and following her twitch and realizing she was in a relationship, im so happy for her. it must've taken a lot to be able to trust and love again, not to mention love PUBLICLY again. i wish her so much love

This is truth, I also came from Michael Reeves's stuff. But credit where credit is due, everything she had been going through was hard and she did make it through in one piece.

She is so smart and amazing. I could never do what she did and stay this strong and vulnerable at the same time. So Emotionally smart.

Philgob ikr

Timestamp?

@@duke9874 first 5 minutes

It's not so much about being professional per say, it's about being relatable to the patient speech wise so they can lower their guard and what not, also he's a very casual chill guy if you've watched his stream or his other vids like this! XD

@@duke9874 4:10

Best comment

might have actually tazed her heart as well

Aww, that's so cute.

What a wholesome relationship

*Through Lies and Deceit*

and that he wasn't happy :"((

i know, how evil can albert the cheater be to leave this perfect flower

when does she say that? I watched the entire thing and I feel like I missed it lol

serpentphoenix idk i think it’s around 15-30 minutes in

A lot of women seem to think that

To think that she's been holding on to that emotion for months.

Time stamp?

@@matthewp4320 4:40

@@matthewp4320 when you skim vids and dont see the first 5 mins

Shes been so strong for HERSELF nerd

@@WellBeSerious12 that shits bullshit way too broad

@@Psydo Of course people would start getting aversive, defensive, or threatening with something they'd not understand.

I just did the test and it says my personality is architect.

@@furkan10ky i got logician, INTP-T

@@WellBeSerious12 the whole personality type thing sounds like zodiac signs LOL

And that’s on being a Harvard graduate

therapists are epic. just because how in depth and high level their job can be. learning how to make someone comfortable for instance can be one of the hardest things to do. its always very impressive to see how they do their job

@@Bauernade it pretty much is a cookie cutter therapy session tbh

I wish I had him as a therapist

We all need people like him in our life ^^ must be great being part of his familly.

True but at least I can talk to my therapist

Well you see, some of the best and most constructive therapy, isn’t streamed for patient confidentiality. It takes balls to LIVESTREAM or make videos on therapy. Looking to other people’s therapy isn’t a good way to resolve or use it as catharsis for your own therapy.

Unfortunately therapy takes going to a lot of different people until you meet one that works for you specifically. And in the US not all people are able to get therapy because of health insurance issues.

Remember, it's not therapy though. *wink wink*

STOP.

a boomer is someone who were born right after ww2 . so in around 45-50 so no hes not a boomer

@@AXharoth wooosh

@@AXharoth That is where the term originated from. Boomer is a term that can be attributed to any person of any age depending on whether they apply to the characteristics of an actual baby boomer. Boomer is attributed to Dr. K, jokingly partly due to his technological incompetence. I think i can speak for most people and say there is no ill intent in using it.

@@AXharoth k now go back to league and never come back

Just Dr Boomer

Ikr

AoE healing

trueeee

@@rockym.g.3827 I'm reading comments while listening and this comment bursted me out of laughter.

Im literally pausing every 10 minutes just bursting into tears.

And marry each other!!!! And live happily ever afteeer

Yes.

at least if they break up i just want too ses a nice break the one taht dosent Make me hate one of them

tilenHD *That shit scares me , thinking if one of them moves away for some odd reason* Life is full of mysteries

is she with michael?

She's part of the boys after all

@@yayayuki8542 TRUUUE

Why not? Because of peoples opinions?

I mean back in the day we always said Lily was a 10ft tall buff black dude with a huge dong(almost everyone skipped the last part, almost). Of course she has huge balls! But seriously, she is very brave

Wait a minute

bro what is so hard to understand that albert shouldnt get so much hate after losing friends and fans

@@cobi421 he got hate AND losses friend because of what he did, not got hate and losses friend because of the hate

@@kuroryu1638 Yeah, and she's saying that he shouldn't have gotten that much hate for what he did

@@madhavraghu and for me its amazing that she did that because imagine your boyfriend cheated with your best friend, thats mental and even after that lily is still thinking about albert well being

@@kuroryu1638 yeah that's true

REEEEEEEEE

Distant tazer sounds to protect his roomba. Reference when lily voice micheals roomba that curses.

"DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAZE YOU BACK INTO A HEALTHY MINDSET!" ~Michael, probably

@@saftschinken2353 CHUUUUU

@@CarlsCozyCorner that's...both horrifying and wholesome, I've never seen these two words mix till now

The only reason I found her channel was because of her voice and her personality earned my sub.

I think people who hate her for her voice are pretty insecure themselves.

hate her for her voice man who tf are those people ? i love her voice

Isnt she just speaking like some anime girl so weebs watch her and donate

@@dmkmn4612 weak bait

I wish that I could thumbs up your comment twice!

Gay

Bruh Yote well spoken

I hate to be the one to point this out, I really do, but just for future reference theres only one L in lily, also I 100000% agree with your statement and hope you have a good day :)

@@swergelflerberson4453 If you have nothing valuable to add to a conversation, remain silent please :)

@Anzu Wyliei hence why he says in the beginning of every session with a streaming "I cant fix you over the internet" And why hes doing like serveral weeks of months with reckful now to actually make progress.

​@Anzu Wyliei Ok thanks for interpreting a jest as a thorough analysis

@Anzu Wyliei Yes. Thats what I said. I made a joke and you treated it like a serious statement. But it isnt a serious statement.

@Anzu Wyliei I think what you said can be clearly concluded by watching the video and as such a one sentence youtube comment not entirely mirroring the content of the video (in the sense you understood it) but still refering to the video as though having watched it most likely is a joke. Either way, if its just a misunderstanding theres no point in feuding over that, I apologise for being passive aggressive.

@@newguidetoearth3030 yeah I took u seriously too, until I saw ur comment

Either that, or the excessive crack use is making him see into the future

Sebjin K. Ahahaha trueeee

yeah he also told her subtly to "cut down on oversharing" when she was drunk and here she says that she wishes the break up wasn't so public, he literally takes the sad possibility of an end into consideration right now or it's just me reading too much into it

@@rage9428 well let's not read too much into it, just let them be happy for now. Me personally just take it as him being embarrassed if everyone knows every cute little things he do for his gf, not necessarily worried about what will happen if they broke up. Maybe I'm naive, but I just hope they're happy.

Beccamistic i feel u man. Lilys a good person. Ur not the only one fam haha

It’s still on topic, no need to put a disclaimer. I also agree that Sykkuno would be interesting.

Sykkuno has mentioned going on it very recently, but he said there are things he isn't ready to talk about yet.

@@srk3studios138 ah yeah i wasn’t aware when i wrote the comment. thanks for letting me know :)

@@zuzaosowiecka i feel like he would dodge a lot of the questions

@Bot Robot I- that sounds really similar to what I do tbh... both Lily and Sykkuno try to understand the hater, knowing that the hater might be going through something and hating to somehow cope with that or is a result of it Both of them are so kind and patient, and I really admire that

He had "different personas" ?

never really watched him, but yeah I agree. it’s pretty sad

Milo Sniffer I’m pretty sure everyone does u don’t act the same way with ur friends as u do with ur mom right?

@@taku6541 But it can get very confusing when you have to maintain different personas for different people, and it raises the deep question of: Who am I? Do I deserve to exist?

no one knows or could know if he had different personas other than him or someone who personally talked to him.

pivos111 yes.

And then upgraded again to best boyfriend

The best boi❤️

Michael has been working it up the ranks since the start, in a fedmyster vlog around 10 months ago he let lily win an arm wrestle, but later crushed Albert within seconds. He predicted the future and was protecting his queen gracefully, before she even knew she was in danger. To the simp king, I bow.

@@cereall9457 which vlog was it? I'm curious

yes we play games to escape life problems and reality

That hits hard

:(

Agree

this is a what moment

@Ngu MU for real man only the ogs remember

omg I haven't seen this one in a comment section of hers for sooo long. Anyone else remember the LilyRaichu channel? too bad all the content was removed from the channel. I remember when this joke was used on like every Lily and Nyanners videos I saw.

Ahhhh its good to see an old fan. True fans know that's just a a korean actress that he hired✊😔

@@camillegarcia8582 true we all know tyrone the bald buff 6ft blackman is the man behind the voice

4Head

agree

@@krippaxxuseredarlordofthes9940 Exhibit A.

Well, that applies to a lot of people... And "people watching twitch" are a lot of people. So obv

Technically that's true of anything

Ikr she can play games well, she can play music, sing, animate, sketch, make digital art, is a wonderful and genuine person, can stream well, is hilarious. It's so sad she feels this way.

well, he's from Harvard. No wonder he is smart

@illogicalrelish born and raised

@@aurimasturkus289 In Harvard born and raised In the lecture hall is where I spent most of my days

I'm a doctral clinical psychology student and I can tell you that this guy is the real deal. He has such an incredible way of building a therapeutic alliance with streamers. He makes it seem so effortless. I hope I can be half the clinician he is one day

@@psy__guy__9884 Hey man I hope that you can get there one day. The world needs more people like you and Dr.K to help us through our struggles. Thanks for your efforts! :)

I agree that he's pretty incredible. But I think it's something he earned through years of work, study, and cultivating himself rather than a gift he just happens to have.

@@iGrantWishes He's proving that gifts can (and should) be earned

Indeed

he learned and improved. i think its so disrespectful to just say ppl are gifted or talented when they got where they are through hard work.

@@FirebladeXXL if only anyone could get anywhere given enough hard work

I wonder if she's been sleeping better these days or if that's something that's just gonna stick with her forever

@@JesusInStripeZ o

why tho? just why?

@@halfancdhalf3376 ive been folowing otv for like a month now, but i feel a very deep conection with lily, we had kinda the same issues with self steem and depression, so its like seeing a friend of mine cry.

Same I am watching 05/01/2021 Tuesday 7:17pm I am crying and also I cry watching Albert one as well

You know the rules, and so do I.

cringe simp

people hate her because she has a easy life even though she doesn't do anything meaning to herself to the world or to society in short word is based on jealousy I don't hate her, but I won't watch her I find her friend worse than her that pokimane I think she has traits of a manipulative girl

@@AgainstThisWorld But that feeling that she doesn't "do anything" comes from somewhere. It's when people see the end result that I think inspires jealousy. Everyone who has a computer or the internet has it easy compared to 50% of the entire world's population. Yet people in 1st world countries suffer more from suicides and depression than in poor countries. There are a lot of depressed people streaming on twitch (as well as people who have committed suicides that live on social media). If you're not happy with your life, you won't be after you become a streamer either.

@Burak Ormanoglu Destiny is a rare example. He has been happy his whole life and he has never had any mental issues. Those people exist in all kinds of fields and they're not limited to only twitch. He appreciates what he has and I believe he would appreciate what he has regardless of streaming.

Equal true

Equal you right try’s jkap a twam

supermonkeyyyyyy yeah you can tell he really wanted to help her because he was saying at the beginning of the stream “At the end of the hour” but then the whole thing ended up going on for like 2 hours and 30 mins.

Yeah you can cleary feel that when he trashtalks the haters and says he's being protective of her. I think that's genuinely really cute and great to see on Twitch.

i mean thats the best thing he can do to promote himself

@@leonbishop7404 are you hurt ?

@@fliown5413 what? This is true and there is nothing wrong with it

10:58 *

Aaron D its okay my friend, you do you

Public therapy session is good for others that doesn't have the courage to talk about what they been through

Arent we all

Remember, its just her and Dr.K talking... and thousands of people just happen to be watching.

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't recommend it, but I think if somebody has the courage to do it it can really help people out there who think they're alone in their feelings. I know I always had a hard time with all the therapists that I used to go to, but when I started going to recovery groups for my drinking I found that through hearing others share, it not only made me feel like my thoughts were more normal, it also helped me to feel safe enough to share where others had before :)

Too many big words got confused

I really enjoy the way he uses pointed questions

DatVocals! In a sense his sociopathy might help him - I get sad just hearing her talk about it and am not sure I could be objective with my questioning and approach as a result of that.

Sociopath's are incredibly observant of social cues, it is how they blend in with the emotional masses without truly feeling the same, imitation. They are incredible at picking things up subconsciously and using those things without any effort. An empath while being equally intuitive are unable to separate other peoples emotions from their own, they naturally take things more personally. His disconnect with his patient could be his advantage.

@@johnnyperry1471 this. while you cant say sociopaths in general are that observant, when they are they absolutely have an advantage in therapy and coaching.

Eeee eeeeeee

Just like all the animals she eats.

jussi ?

jussi vegans go to hell :D

@@PataJuzmo ????? How the fuck is that at all relevant to the current issue?

Good thing her relationship with albert magically dissapeared

kuro blacko does instead of did works better

its fucking sad bro

Simp

Simppppp

@@fluffyelino6707 real mature

Lol

timestamp pls

1:24:10 Sorry if this doesn't automatically change to a timestamp. I'm a long time lurker.

LMFAO

He is a native indian, no?

Lmao

Lol yea what happened ???

Lmaoooo yoooo what was that I'm fucking dead

Dayum Dr. K has some strong ass meds there

I hate you XD fuck

Simp

@@jameswest2875 beta

@@jameswest2875 Claps all around boys! He said THE word!

Theres a lot of people that think that way. The downside of critically thinking too much about yourself is you begin to think that everything is your fault and on your shoulders. Ive been lucky enough to never be cheated on but every relationship thats ended in my life i think what I could’ve done better. Always without out a doubt is has to be my fault because if its not then i cant do anything to improve. I know how unhealthy it is and i can see that in people like lily but its been a struggle to come to terms with how i feel. I really felt lilys words about not feeling good enough and feeling lucky in life.

simp

Also HE CALLED OUT FED SO HARD AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT

YoshiKatherine and the facts she already in a new relationship. Apparently she’s dating Micheal reeves now

If you look at her with Michael Reeves, you can tell shes super happy!! I admire Lily for being mature and leaving that past behind her. She’s looking forward.

Exactly. Man, but for us fans, it really is sad to see. I saw lily and albert irl in may 2019 when they came to seattle and she looked so happy. Smh

margobyun Michael is super affectionate towards her and let’s her be around him as much as she wants. He embraces her hugs openly and she can pour her love onto him. Albert barely let her hug him and he would collaborate with girls while she was gone. All her friends knew Albert was no good.

@@ushjaba1067 To be fair If I was Lily I'd tap Micheal.

Looks like Dr. k is a Weeb lol

Carl jungs shadow analysis also fits in this no ?

@@neilghosh3821 *shadow clone

@@neilghosh3821 i dotn think shadow is hating yourself but idk could be

WEEBS DansGame

can you elaborate on what this means please?

​@@AquilaPainWhy I'm not 100% sure but I think @Quadril is referring to the way Dr K's observations are trying to make Lily realise how great she is, she is the "food" in a restaurant, even when she thinks that on the outside she is ugly, not deserving of her fame or her fans who always tune in to watch her. Dr K is saying that she has value in herself and her actual personality and what she does. He wants her to see that no matter what her outward presentation is (like the service at a restaurant), that the real reason people are there is for her and that what she does and who she is - what she does has value and helps people. For the first hour or so they have been discussing the ways that her sense of worth has suffered, related to her childhood [and her breakup which gave her attention on the internet also lead to her having more fans which she feels undeserving of, because in some way those people "showed up" due to her breakup; but actually 99% of her fans like her for her] Dr K is trying to make her see that "Lily 2" who is the part of her that is afraid of being a disappointment/doesn't feel she deserves her fame, that she should accept and reassure that part of herself and believe in her value - as she would reassure a fellow streamer in her shoes.

Everyone copes differently in the face of emotional trauma

incredibly kind, almost too kind. How can she blame herself for someone else cheating on her? Apparently Albert said the reason he cheated was because he wasn't happy. Like a cheater will ever say, because I'm greedy. Failure of a relationship can be blamed on two people; but the decision to cheat is ALL on the cheater.

When I got cheated on, I felt the same but I got hated for absolutely no reason at all. Some people don’t deserve so much hate but some who cheat for the sake of it deserve hatred.

Ok I understand nobody really cares but I need to say it. My ex boyfriend and I went to a dance and in that weekend he broke up with me over text. I never really found out but I'm pretty sure he was cheating on me with one of my friends and then was trying to dumb that friend and try to go for my best friend. That day was not fun because I was already dealing with so much crap. I'm so glad my best friend was there for me when it happened, I love her so much.

Alice_Wolf _Gacha Only douches don’t care. I care, I understand your problems. I got cheated on for my good friend and they got cheated on for my other friend.

Salad cries with you

hahahha

@@drosnelochmir6346 the sauces just drip down the plate

Time stamp?

@@mellodiyas 1:34:15 or so

Are you saying that Toast is a sociopath?

@@YoXeV That he probably rates high on the sociopathy scale

Like they said in one of the offline "offline" podcast, it's the effort that matters. It's obvious to them that Toast does not necessarily like constant social interactions, but he also will not shy away from asking whether the other person wants to have company, and consider staying despite he doesn't necessarily want to.

I think Toast likely has the highest degree of empathy and sociopathy than most of OTV. His persona is an aloof, big brain character that doesn't give a shit, but he's really good at reading a room and a conversation. He wouldn't be able to navigate that persona otherwise without constantly making off-hand comments that could be seen as rather distasteful, like Fed tends to do.

I would add Poki to his point.

We all have moments like that :) Still, I laughed. Because it's relatable :D

I rewatched that bit ten times and still don't understand what happened

Lily*

same =)

You could say her stream makes you *comfy*???? Hmmmm???? I'm gonna stop, sorry...

Stay comfy

@@nicholastho4339 Those guys kinda came to mind prima vista, but I've watched all of the talks and I was able to get something out of every interaction on this channel.

Very thankful for all of this. I’m a marriage and family therapist intern and watching him helps me so much to learn how to ask better questions and what kinds of things he notices

want to like this so bad but its at 666, ugh, Satan why?

I also think it’s important for us to see our favorite streamers/influencers in a more vulnerable (idk if that’s the tight word) light because I think it really helps us relate to them more as a person and it bring them down to our level in an emotional sense.

"You hellspawn cannot even compare to me. I COME FROM HAWAII, THE LAND OF THE MISSILE WARNINGS, AND MY SCREAMING ROOMBA SHALL CONDEMN YOU TO A THOUSAND YEARS IN THE JAPANESE VENDING MACHINE!"

Много ясно

I agree with you🙍‍♀️

Well considering trans people do it

or sound cloud

@@tannismitchell1806 or my space

Blackorwhite or pornhub... no? Just me? Okay...

piano tiles?

Apples with pears or Pandora.

1 year exactly and this is my first time watching the video and it really shows a more detailed lily

Thanks, Satan

Lol

Satan Even Devil cried

I feel you Satan

Then youre not a demon after all

i swear to gawd i think lily thought so too

I've legit been thinking the same thing, the whole stream through

YES EXACTLY UNDERRATED COMMENT

Yea lol

Michael**

michael reyes 🤦🏾‍♀️

@@joliissa that's my name bruh LMAO

From someone who's said fucked up and done fucked up things to? my friends. (I am a VERY big sociopath and don't feel any real empathy, I could see someone shoot another person infront of me and not care, so I struggle a LOT with taking things to far and shit) and you don't realize you fucked up untill the "wtfs" come in. You don't realize you've fucked up until you get that hard slap across your face. It probably sounds super weird for people with a lot of empathy, but you don't notice the wounds you inflict until the people bleed out I guess?? That's the way to describe it ig.. idk

Lily did say that he talked to her about it when it happened. She said that she didn’t want him to get tons of hate for fucking up his relationship. He clearly felt awful with his mistake. And she also said there was a lot more stuff that went on behind the scenes regarding happiness and communication. So it’s understandable that she’d feel sorry for him even though it wasn’t her fault.

yeah, no doubt

I'm going to be psychologist but definetly inspired by Dr.K

I'm already inspired I'm going to become a psychiatrist

@@m1rac1e Thats great! Good luck man hope you achieve that ambition.

I just got into medicine this year and I wanna be a psychiatrist too!! I made up my mind a couple years ago but Dr K is definitely inspirational.

simp

She’s an amazing person ☺️

@Petal lanes chad: brave

@@avrilisraven Oh, come on! It's LilyPichad!

@matchafields chad is pretty much the personification of everything masculine lol

I know this is a little late but good for you man

Keep it up bruh

this is rly late but i'm rooting for you!!

As a fellow vietnamese, I will also do good for the world by fixing teeth :)

@@tailopezbutnolamborghini4862 I am 1/8 vietnamese, that counts too right?

Blood Wolf2609 dont even try to enter without Tier 2 BiS

@@lolmanittakesguts I'm waiting for the how-to video

Destiny abandoned his children to live the online edge lord "debate me bro" life. Complete pseudo-intellectual.

I know you wrote this two years ago - but this comment really spoke to me. I have had a very similar experience to you and I hope you’re doing better because it does get better. You have to allow yourself some gentleness and time to get there. Sending you lots of love and support. This shit isn’t easy. Society sets up this idea of what success is and being successful looks like. Its different for everyone. Success is not the end goal, its being happy that is and there is a bad habit of assuming the two can’t exist without the other when they absolutely can. You do the best you can and that’s enough. You have value, whether you believe that or not due to the way it is equated with success. Anyway! Not sure what I’m trying to say, but thank you for sharing this and I hope you know that you’re not alone. My life started at 26 - it took me years of finding where I fit in and my career to kick off the way it has. Its not uncommon and you’re not alone in this. I hope you’re doing well ☘️

he's just a great psychologist with alot of confidence. that's why.

Natenso i never knew she was an OG streamer PogChamp

is he a real psychologist?

@@YoXeV YES. One from Harvard University.....

@@YoXeV He teaches and practices psychology at Harvard Med School.

That on occasion, is also utilized to create content for her, which she repays by allowing Michael to taze her.

jokes aside, i hope there is someone who helps her cope. if it was michael, great. all shippings and pairs aside, i hope she gets through this with his help and her friends'.

Temmie better lookout then lmao

Ffr

LMAO KINDA TRUE

a nigga TRUUUUUUUUUU

1:33:00

She wants to be a cheater

It's not an amazing quote. It's just a jumbled version of saying jealousy inspires hate and strife. You shouldn't hate seeing the person you could be. You should learn from it not become hateful from it.

@@reduXstereo he didn't say be hateful, he says that inspires hate. 2 completely different things.

Mavodeli it might have made sense. nowadays gaming is so common, that it does not reflect what it might once have done. considering that about 80% (pulling numbers out of my ass here, cba to look up the exact percent) of todays generation play some form of videogames, but the IQ, statistically speaking is definitely not increasing.

Well for some people it's just a way to cope with the stress of expectations.

Thank you for putting a time stamp

wtf that hit hard

468er/ PeaShooter this feels kind of self masturbatory

Ignore them, as Doc said, they're essentially scared, jealous losers.

I dont know, it just feels weird that she does a voice while she is trying to improve with a psychologist. But I do not know why she even does the voice in the first place, so maybe I am in the wrong here

@@zengara11 Exhibit A.

@@zengara11 she doesn't do a voice it's her natutal one. You're missing the entire point homie

@@Change3201 Oh ye I see. Then yeah, I was in the wrong

The implication here is that you get cheated on by having emotional failings, but the reality is that people cheat because *they* have emotional failings. It has nothing to do with the person being cheated *on* and everything to do with the person doing the cheating.

I like how you think, how about you look after yourself.

Pholion Agoning I’m not sure how you think cheese galore is anywhere near the level of Pontiff. Pontiff does have a shit ton of cheese moves but for the most part he has a set pattern that he follows almost exact. DSA does his move pattern 50 times then the 51st he suddenly decides he wants to throw in an extra 2 hits just for funzies. He’s a prime example of them just adding cheese to uphold the reputation of the game being hard.

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that is such a wholesome way of looking at it, i love this comment ;___;