@13:30 Mike out of nowhere with a god-tier roast lol. Brilliant.

Oh Mike that was a savage burn- you had me 😱 then 😂😂!!

13:20 Mike with the zinger LOL love it

13:55 That's The Nintendo 64 controller.

25 years ago i was in hong kong with some mates on the lash kinda thing and one mate wanted a tattoo on his back.. anyway being drunk we found some backwak tattooist and he asked for a dragon on his back... to cut a long story short we paid the tattooist 4 times as much to put a tattoo of a washing machine instead he still has it today..couldnt stop laughing the next morning when we had sobered up haha

13:55 The Nintendo 64. My favourite.

Can you guys make a video where you explain your own tattoos in detail? Also do more tattooo videos! This one was sick

That Tiger in a flower rubbish was probably supposed to be a visual pun of a Tiger Lily.

You need to do a try challenge with Mike getting a tattoo.

8:50 That tiger head looked like it was laying in a bed of Band-Aids.😂 I agree most of these are just bad ideas but not horrible homemade tattoo fails. I was being tattooed and a guy came in and wanted "White Power" on the left side of his chest. The artist agreed to do it which sort of surprised everyone in the shop. Then the artist told him "I like doing bold tattoos. This should go on your forehead. If you want it on your forehead I'll do it for free." The guy accepted the offer. After the tattoo, when he left, the artist (who is Mexican😂) said "I did that so everyone will instantly know what a dumbfuck that guy is."

Mike quick as a whip with that insult!

I think the tiger and flower was a pun of a tiger lily.

Tattoo fails are what Office Blokes was made for... match made in Heaven.

Daz comments on the tiger tattoos are Gold..😂😂😂 crossed eye and lisp..😩

The Rocky Dennis tattoo was spot on! 🤣

Daily Routine check lol can't get enough love you guys

MIKE wins the ZINGER contest with Dave saying he thought about getting a goat tattoo.. LOL!!! the guys tat was him controlling his body from there.. and the next one was a N64 controller. Daz you have to show a photo of the portrait tattoo you have!! who is it of?

Thanks guys. Enjoy your videos. 😃

I’m glad they did this one, I hope they have that one with the guy and his tiger tattoo. Edit: Yes! 😂

It's strange that this anecdote is relevant twice within a week on KZfaq. Years ago my brother asked me to print out how to write his wife's name followed by Forever (Holly Forever) in Japanese. He didn't tell me why, so I just plugged 'holly forever' into babelfish (it's been a WHILE), printed the result and gave it to him. It turns out he wanted the printout so he could show it to a tattoo artist and get "Holly Forever" tattooed in HUGE Japanese characters down the inside of his forearm. And I mean HUGE - like 2 inch high, super thick-lined characters. Well it turned out that babelfish assumed I meant the plant so he now has *SHRUBBERY FOREVER* tattooed on his forearm in Japanese for the rest of his life. Bonus: They're now divorced so every time he looks at his forearm he's reminded of both his ex and of being an ignoramus 🤣

Nintendo 64 was the controller with the one joystick

Yes, Mike 😅😅😅😅

Most of the tattoos on the men, as a woman I would RUN.....

Yup I had the "no hands/neck" speech given to me my 1st time. I wanted my moms name on my neck he asked "how many you got?" Then said no most of them won't do your 1st 1 on hands and necks. Funny because I was underage and wasn't supposed to get any and he knew it, I got 1 on my arm instead I tried to hide it from mom for 3 days always wearing long sleeve shirts in the summer when I barely even wore shirts at all at home 🤣🤣🤣 I did end up getting her name on my neck about 2yrs later...19/20 ish.

It's a Nintendo 64 controller Dave. How's that game channel coming? XD

10:07 I've seen this tattoo in other compilation videos. people always noticed the it's is my life, but fail to mention the - Jon Bovi misspelling too.

After one tattoo they said I would be back….nope lol

20:57 "Is that an onion?" Smell it and see.

I was on Instagram today and noticed a lot of Chinese natives with tattoos of random English words, at least everyone does it I guess😂

18:56 that’s Mike Tyson’s tiger 🤫😂😂😂

10:08 You caught the grammar error, but you missed that he mangled the name the quote is attributed to. It should be Jon Bon Jovi, who headed up the band Bon Jovi, formed in the 80s.

12:40 that's from MIB (movie Men In Black) it's an alien striving a human body

That baby tat was Kim Jong Il. 😅

Daz looking really dapper this video.

I'm a 100% Disabled Veteran so my hand doesn't matter... why I was OK with my hand hahaha

I go for my next tattoo session this coming up Wednesday, perfect timing 😂

16:11 Chairman Mao 🤣

That is an N64 controller you heathens!!!!

Oh poor people, That’s why I am very picky on who does my tattoos 👍🏻 🙋‍♀️🤘🏻💜☮️🇺🇸

The controller you asked about is an old N64 controller. I'd know it anywhere. I played the wings offa Star Fox on N64.

13:27 best part of the video! 😂

idk what the video creator was thinking, most of these are good

I met a good looking woman at a bar one night we hit it off and made plans to meet the following Friday. I showed up a few minutes late and when I walked into the bar there was a woman with the worst looking tattoo of a Parrot covering her whole back. You guessed it, it was my date had I saw it the first night I never would have agreed to a second date. I just couldn't get past it and never called her again.

It's a little guy controlling the body of a "robot" from the inside 12:55

Was an tattoo artist for years in south florida yeah i have and have done shitty tattoos. Love to give dez the gear and have him sort the Blokes for an Patreon exclusive

I have about 250 hours of ink and that snake skin tattoo on the leg was DEFINITELY not a fail...

Office Bloke Mike tries getting a tattoo!

12.00 from Men in Black 1

That Irish accent killed me 😭😭😂😂

13:56 that's a Nintendo 64 controller... it only has a single joystick like that in the middle.

Positive comment

I don't have any tattoos, always been to scared and I don't have a for sure idea for one. I know for sure Im not getting a tiger after watching this.

I agree with Dave, that snake tattoo was some good work, also the Dave poem tattoo was good work the lettering was really good, so I am guessing it's the peoples decisions that are the fails for the most part, cause I've seen some good work tattoo wise 👍🍀

Talking about taking birds back, on new year my mates pinned me down and shaved a swastika into my chest... a couple of weeks later i forgot and took home a turkish girl. She wasnt best pleased

This is why you go to a professional and pay good money

Question for Dave, Is that a "Henry" tattoo on your right arm?

That awkward moment when you know one of the people

You kinda need to know the back stories of tattoos. A guy i used to work with - such a sweetheart - got a tattoo of his little brothers name who was killed in a car crash. At the time people might have thought a male name tattooed on another male would be weird, but it was a lifelong homage to his little brother. Some of those tattoos are too cool, but others look like a second grader did them

10:09 Jon Bovi, a great musician. Just like Jichael Mackson.

13:54 Nintendo 64?

At 14 minutes you guys asked what controller that is, time for you guys to try out a Nintendo 64

I'm glad my eminem tattoos aren't stupid af like that

No one remembers the N64 controller.

That baby looked like Chairman Mao.

11:09 My cousin posed for this one

You guys should watch scenes from action movies... I suggest the raid redemption fight scene Rama vs mad dog... Wow amazing choreography

My first tattoo was my hand 😂 I got a Oni demon and then I got the rest of my arm The turtle one isn't a tattoo it's hair

is that "ermahgerd" pikachu?

That's an N64 controller

A savvy entrepreneur will open a franchise of de-tattooing parlors. Immense wealth and success will ensue. You're welcome.

Dave's never heard of a Nintendo 64?

Nintendo 64

The bad artwork is exactly why I wouldn't get a tattoo and plus I don't know if I could commit to something that permanent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

I just don't know.. I've never had a tattoo and likely never will. But I wonder, with something that's a permanent part of you, how do you ensure it's done well? I mean there's no do-overs and you won't know if you like it until you see the finished product. Seems risky. I've seen some impressive looking tats though.. and seen horrible fails.

15:47 Bad News for her..

I agree, the eminem m and m one, is awful

This female's perspective is that one ( 12:36 ) is a total turn-off but to each their own I suppose.

Someone must have changed that $100 bill to match his tat, because that is not the original.

it's a tiny man driving the larger body, geez.

Some of these look like this I think because the person got them and then put on weight stretching them out

I don't believe some of theses are tattoos, look more like markers.

8:47 is actually looks like it's a tiger in a lilly + tiger lilly.........yeah it is just awful!!

get a hard one. three needles deep.

Aren't they all. The human body is a work of art... tattoos are just graffiti.

ALL tattoos are "fails" and unattractive for the human body.

I'm going to assume that this compilation was put together by someone either with NO tattoos, or, just some shitty, tribal armband.