Can’t wait for the theory video! Also I love the slight little crack of laughter when you say “have you seen Star Wars????

31:39 In the books, book 3 to be exact, Balon did send terms to Tywin Lannister and offered to help him finish off Robb Stark.

Definitely put an ad into the middle of every piss take

Woohoo! Another sponsor, and a big one! Genuinely super happy for you, Glidus! You produce some of the best content of youtube and put so much work into these videos, really want you to make some good money so you can keep producing these for us! Good on ya mate :-)

I subbed to Nord a month or so ago and it's real bad. Constantly disconnects me, it's slow, split tunelling doesn't work, auto connect doesn't work, it's extremely slow to open and it doesn't fool steaming sites. Very disapointing. I don't know if these features actually worked for you or not Glidus, but I can't be the only one having these issues.

Exactly Westeros went from the size of South America to Georgia maybe Texas if we include the the true north

To be fair... Jon gets there in about an episode in Season 1, but the passage of time is better managed and explained by cutting from him and Tyrion to Ned and Bobby to Cat and Robb. Because late-stage dragon show is desperately amalgamating stories and pushing characters together in the hopes of maintaining fan interest, they cant cut around to have time pass. This all culminates in the classic Jon line "The army has just crossed the Trident, they'll be at the walls of King's Landing in two days"

@@josephjackson9679plus in season 1, Jon and Tyrion had horses, provisions, an experienced guide who knew the way and travelled openly by road, both Bran et al and Sansa and co. were on foot travelling cross country, trying to avoid detection and only knew to go “north” so Sansa’s journey should definitely be more comparable to Bran’s

@@halkitchen1838 well, to be fair, if the wall is as tall as it's said, it would have been visible from very far away, and you can just walk the general direction of it. Maybe even the elevator was visible to direct your path toward the castle. (the wall would have been like a huge mountain range, maybe even slightly visible from Winterfell.

She makes it sound like she is trying to travel 2 miles East of Dover in summer. Crazy.

If only dumb and dumber had read the books!

I never thought about that

@@akchanneltv4084 crazy right?

To quote Glidus himself (yelling at Randyll Tarly): "YOU'RE A TARGARYEN LOYALIST!"

@@ProudPapaJD They can read?! I just can't see it.

Yea the lack of smallfolk input in the show was immersion breaking for me king’s landing rioted for the threat of a battle but treat cersai “well” after she confessed to incest and blew up a sept

D & D tend to go simplistic and make everybody into one note cartoonish mustached-swirling villains

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Calm people down ? People would be afraid but with fear comes rebellion. Just like in France during Vichy regimen.

Most anything makes more sense in the books

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 yes because no one would be pissed off at a queen who nuked the grandest sept in a medieval and highly religious world. And of course, killed her uncle and cousin and in laws.

it's obvious that these fools gave him their own neanderthal humor. Tyrion became dumb cause they are dumb. There's nothing worse than "I Drink and I know things".

@@johnnyskinwalker4095 Nothing worse than that? Oh just wait til we get to the 8th episode where we have a 3 minute conversation about one guy trying to stick his fingers up his friend's arse.

@@thomaslynch5313 I stand corrected 🤣

things euron does: finger in the bum

Such a cool crossover!

But.... He doesn't want it

supercuts youre a g.o.t ranter legend mate 😆

Still better than i have balls you dont and you are muh queen.

And I know it is for S8 but neither you or Glidus have covered it... the fact that after Joffrey's comments about how there should be a Royal Army? Not only does the Throne still have no army, but they'll have zero loyal troops whatsoever, as the Lord that sits on the Throne gave away his hereditary seat (and thus all of his banners) to his sister... that he gave independence. So, Bran has no troops, and Bronn has the might of the Reach. This peace lasts six months, max! He's even on the Council to make it easier. WHEEL = TOTALLY BROKEN! #BitterSweet

me too lol

I don’t get it lol

Please explain

Well I'm French so don't take my word for it but I'm assuming he's talking about the Moutain.

@@verazollinger6862 The character is "The Mountain," and "elevated portion of the Earth's crust" is the definition of a literal mountain.

Not as fast as littlefinger’s jet pack tho

@@ianforsyth9075 getting there!

Woah buddy slow down there. Nobody in the known world is faster than Gendry. Hes the fastest.

@@anarmy0fbees569 The Flash is a snail compared to him.

Fastest runner yet slowest rower in all of Westeros

lmaoooo

Wait how was John brought back then??

@@hunglejewel Ghost is a wizard

@@lastquarter3992 Preston Jacobs would agree.

“…he needs a haircut, fuck it, throw it in”

And there's what Cersei does later on, with no consequences.

@@carlrood4457 Yep, it makes you wonder why Olenna bothered with secretly poisoning Joffrey and then letting Tyrion take the fall for it. According to this show, all she had to do was just walk right up Joffrey and slash his throat. None of the guards would have stopped her or punished her after it was done.

Ellaria** But yes, I noticed this when I rewatched the series with my dad. So stupid.

Compared to the earlier seasons: killing Ned Stark started a War, killing Karstark lost Robb his army, killing Renly allowed the Lannister’s to take the Tyrells

Tbf to Alliser he does get executed later on and members of the night’s watch and the entire wildling army go against him but agree with everything else

@@cybele_mullejz a reference to the Godfather

Post s4*

ur first reply, hi

Hey man, here's a camel 🐫

i still am, but now a little less

You forgot to add "Lord"

Oh it’s haedox. I know you’re name cuz of your collab with billiam! Thanks billiam!!

It would actually be a stunning plot twist if they dared to do it in the show

"Oh," he thought.

@@saranemcova5448 Then he began to scream.

It's weird Robert punished him but forgave Varys and Pycelle.

@@saulgoodman5623 I think that's because Varys was too good of a spymaster to let him go and he wasn't dedicated to the Targaryens, he just served his role, and Pycelle is a maester, so he serves whoever is in charge, not just one house or person. Whereas Alliser was a completely dedicated Targ Loyalist and refused to bend to Robert.

@@saulgoodman5623 Robert didn't punish him, it was tywin who sent him there.

@@williamcadenhead6759 Pycelle also played an integral role in the sack of King’s Landing, I’m sure his buddy Tywin put in a STRONG word (and who knows how much gold) to keep him around on the council

@@ColeKerr There is also that, yes

Piss Christ Glidus

That joke man... pls have a BIG cookie I am dying lmao rn!!!!

Oh ok.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA good one

You mean “It won’t be anything like this if I just keep eating donuts”

Game of Thrones went from a pretty cool Medieval show into a Comedy 😅

What you said is what actually happened with Brooklyn 99. Both B99 and GoT have 8 seasons. GoT’s writing started to go downhill since season 5 while B99’s writing went downhill since season 6 but the audience responses each show are in a complete opposite. While the fans said that GoT is garbage that it became unrewatchable, the very same fans said that B99 is simply masterpiece, the best sitcom ever. The difference was the ending, B99 ended in a satisfying way so the fans forgive (and pretend to forget) poor writing in later seasons while GoT ending was a complete lackluster so nobody ever talk about it now, except for Glidus.

I disagree. S5 and beyond spoils so much of the original story to the point that if you even dabbled Inuit he original source material you won’t be able to enjoy a single frame from that point on

@@JacobSBierman I suppose that also does the trick.

To be fair I vaguely remember a scene with Cercei and Sparrow vaguely talking about Crown owing money to Faith and militia, in season 5. Or maybe I just know it from the books and comments.

The church also was pretty mad at the Lannisters when they cut off Ned's head on the Sept of Baelor and spilled blood on the religious holy grounds there. Because they originally told them they were not going to kill him, but give him mercy, which is part of the reason why they brought Ned to the sept of Baelor, but then Jofferey changed his mind and decided to kill Ned right then and there. So the church felt like the Lannisters lied to the church so that way they could get away with shedding blood on the holy ground of the Sept of Baelor which disgraced the church. I just read the 1st book not that long ago, and noticed that detail which I do not remember from the TV show.

AYE DED

lmaoo it's hilarious

I know and that funny music in the background lol

That and "pOtAtOeS" gets me every time

Misfits is such a masterpiece 😂😂

@@zackyvwasin339 It certainly is!

Lmao 😂

Agree totally X 🤪 We all need to laugh , thanks #glidus

Was that actually his voice? What?!

Greyworm is British.

@@nodiggity9472 He's not playing a Brit (Westerosi) in the show.

@@alanpennie8013 He's not playing an American either.

They could have made a better show

Frrrr, can't decide if Euron or Salladhor was the biggest simp in the show

What. Ming did his job well. Even if the house is burning all around you, The coworkers are falling into puddles of their own shit and bile, YOU can still be competent at being fabulous. Hail Ming!

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 I must admit I hadn't thought of it that way ! Hail Ming (but definitely not D&D) !

guy had one of the longest careers. Did everything. Looked great. One of the best names. 7th seal, greatest story, Conan.

@@JJJJJVVVVVLLLLL Bob & Doug McKenzie's Strange Brew film!

GRRM is retarded, and I'm glad his TV show shat the bed

Which is why him not living to learn he murderer Rhaegar’s only living child was fucking thievery, frankly

My fav was the wall, it really had so much more roles and exposure.

I think it's cringey because it's sort of a meta acknowledgement of how the people describe Tyrion.

It was absolutely written to be plastered on merch too. I hate it.

No, it would raise the question how this nobody knew.

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 I think they mean, if he lived long enough to learn about it - IMO, it would have been better if Jon had been cremated- & been resurrected _that_ way, rather than Melisandre’s supposed ritual (that she had no idea would work, anyway)

On the back should be tyrion complaining about forced sobriety.

Holy shit lol glad you’re ok 😂

This had me dead af too 😂 I was also eating lol

The Knights riding it didn't make too much sense. Ramsay was portrayed as pretty competent (putting it mildly) in season 5, and it beggars belief that he wouldn't have guarded the road south.

Why did Balon even stay alive that long? Did D&D forget he existed for 3 Seasons?

@@Qwerty-yp3jq i don't think he's even mentioned in season 4 though i could be wrong

Isn’t Balon the first one to die after Renly?

@@diegoandrade467 Balon dies in season 6 after Stannis' death

@@hadriancaesar2686 I mean in the books

that's why i take so long between uploads, so you can take the time to truly appreciate everything

@@Glidus I appreciate all the work and effort you put into the pisstakes! No one but you could have made them

Game of Thrones is the hate that keeps my wood for Glidus blazing

Dragon show*

Theon already came to terms with his feelings about the starks in season 3.

He _should_ have been a stronger & more forceful character, post-resurrection- almost certainly darkly charismatic*. Because Dumbass & Dipsh*t removed so much of BookJon’s qualities, we’re essentially left with a ‘self-conscious, moody bastard- who occasionally has the odd tantrum, & at-times has a sense of humour, but mostly only around close friends’. BookJon was a bit more complex than that; he’s also ambitious, has dreams, & an anger he can’t explain. I still stand by my belief that he should have been cremated- because that’s just logic, whenever the Night’s Watch have a body, now- to prevent the possibility of them being raised as wights - & that the discovery the next morning, that he’s alive on the pyre should briefly cause a freak-out, but it’s Ghost’s reaction that creates reassurance- given that he hates the wights, & fights them- it also probably helps that Jon doesn’t have blue eyes, or blackened extremities... Given that only **one other person in the world** has returned from the dead in _this_ way- it’s a pretty short-hand way of giving the obvious fact that: Jon *must* have Targaryen blood- & when he reunites with Bran, the final piece falls into place - therefore, there is no garbage ‘hiding Jon’s heritage, for the lols’... Put all the cards on the frickin’ table, & work out how to play them- it isn’t rocket-science... *My own head-canon, was that he & Sansa should have been given Stannis’ Mountain Clan plot- a lot of Stannis’ success with them was predicated on Jon’s advice, as I recall- why not just cut out the middle-man, as it were (given how they’d already mumped Stannis’ arc up, & killed him off, to boot). It would have been a new environment- & a fantastic opportunity to showcase ResedJon’s new character; someone strong-willed, focused- but capable of playing the great lord with confidence, to win alliances - someone who recognises his past, but yet- isn’t tethered to it, or weighed down by it- it’s like he’s been emotionally separated from it. (Where a voiceover/ flashback of Aemon’s ‘kill the boy’ would come in- with the realisation that ‘the boy’ is Jon Snow- ‘the man’, yet to be born, at that time- is Jaehaerys II/III- the Young/ New Conciliator - HIS NAME IS NOT AEGON, btw) The Mountain Clans are different from the majority of the Northern Houses- they have been treated as petty lords, but they are kind of a different people - things like bastardy don’t quite matter to them, the way they do to other lords- they follow strength, but have intense loyalty to the Starks- some have connections to them through marriage, others, through shared suffering- as they also lost people at the Red Wedding- & consequently, **hate** the Boltons & their Frey allies. I would have *paid* to see an encounter between Tormund, & ‘Big Bucket’ Wull - the maturity, commonsense & growth it would take, to see both- the coming threat, & that the Wildlings are also willing to fight against this coming threat, so keeping alive old hatred is a pointless waste of time & lives- that would have been better than the same rehashed arguments. It would have also been interesting to see Sansa take on a Val-like role of matured leadership, & also see her start to slowly let her walls come down a little- among these people who respected & loved her father & family so much. What I liked about s2’s Battle of the Blackwater (other than *_the everything_* that made it better than s5, 6, 7, & 8 battles)- was that we see who Sansa truly is: in spite of how ghastly she’s treated, she still retains her compassion- & more importantly, she’s acting like a *queen* - she’s doing her best to be gracious to the other women around her- leading them in prayers, & hymns, trying to keep people calm, & in good spirits... What’s the _actual_ supposed Queen doing at this time? Getting smashed off her tits, whining about how she’d prefer to be a man & fight, rather than here, waiting - & taking a kind of vile delight in telling Sansa (& anyone else within earshot) that should the holdfast be breached, all these women & girls will be raped- & that a noble virgin, like her would be a particular target... Among the Mountain Clans, Sansa & Jon- as those of Stark blood, would be showered with respect & affection - I know that D&D wanted to give Lyanna Mormont her #GirlBoss moment, & Davos, too- but at what cost did those moments come? If they’d wanted to show a changing landscape in the North, with conflicted characters, & even other turn-coat houses- they _could_ have done that- with the particular houses & characters **where it makes sense** : Lady Barbrey Dustin, & her Ryswell kin- the lesser Karstark branch. The rest of the North is with the Boltons on sufferance; the Manderleys, Woolfields, & Lockestons are already plotting- others, like the Cerwyns, ‘answered the call’, as it were, because they are **terrified** , after Ramsay’s horrific acts- they could have showed the new teenage lord’s presence, as one who’s only become lord because his senior family were murdered & mutilated by a monster- & even ‘allies’, like Barbrey- are only going to remain loyal, so long as Roose is alive. Ramsay can never hope to hold the North together by anything less than a reign of terror - *but* , there comes a point, where fear isn’t enough to keep people down- & in the show, there’s at least two actual Starks to rally behind. If Dumbass & Dipsh*t are actually trying to tell us that the North would not rally behind a Stark, _any_ Stark- even if a woman, or a bastard, just because they are ‘weary of war’ (it’s not like they’ll actually know peace under the Boltons)- they have rocks in their head... My point is- anything would have been miles better than that cringey small talk-filled struggle to gain allies that D&D went with - what I don’t get; _why_ keep making the Starks the under-dogs, *all* the way through? We get it; when Ned died, everything changed for them- after Robb’s acclamation as king, to all the battles he won- unexpected in a ‘boy’, who’d never known war- & much to the surprise of someone like Tywin; they might have been riding high for a short while - but, from when Robb broke his promise, he was on borrowed time- it’s pretty obvious. Then, the Red Wedding happens- & everything really goes to hell- even if they don’t realise it - & not just the Starks, but the North as a whole- is at its’ lowest ebb... The Starks spend S1-4 in their various locales; creating, growing- & in some cases, clawing back something of their strength & resolve, growing power-bases & support- s5 was where the real twists & turns should have happened, for those still around - where the resurgence **should** have begun, & a change in tone - those bell-ends kept quoting ‘the North Remembers’- yet had no idea what to do with it (just like they had no idea what to do with so many fantastic plots & characters). Instead of that insane _’everyone is just gonna follow the family of treacherous, long-despised, long held in suspicion kingslayers & oath-breakers- who joined a bunch of treacherous Southron arsehats in destroying &/ or taking hold of members of virtually every single family in the North, & several from the Riverlands - that’s perfectly ok, & not at all insane, totally in-keeping with First Men customary belief against breaking Guest-right, hur dur...’_ Wow, I really have to stop rewriting whole seasons’ worth of plots, like this...

I was expecting Jon to be more grumpy and silent. Cunning and filled with rage, which he will eventually control after becoming King in the North and meeting Dany.

@@RhaevanHeims He should have been _anything_ but the noneity in **his own plotline** that those hacks made him...

@@OcarinaSapphr- The Dragon Show by Dumb&Dumber...

@@RhaevanHeims 🤣🥲😞😢😭😠😡😖😖😖

people rave about Charles Dance as a casting decision, and of course he's fantastic as Tywin, but i don't understand how Malahide has gone under the radar for so long. standout performance, so goddamn memorable from so little screentime. woefully underutilised, he would have been perfect as an end-game villain. oh well.

I agree, I loved him in luther even tho that shows quality took a nosedive in the end, and he's always been extremely memorable to me from GOT "he's not even a man anymore" that delivery is top notch

I think the casting of Smalljon was amazing, but his character was so nothing like his book counterpart, who died as Robb's guard.

Easy wage, and part of a cultural phenomenon, I don't think he needs sympathy

@@stupidhandles True it is an easy wage, but it's now its a cultural icon for all the wrong reasons. Plus as an actor you want to have a decent amount of facetime and an opportunity to demonstrate your skills for casting later on, robo Bran didn't give him that opportunity.

@@christianyepez1016 It was a frustrating role. Still he seems to have been pleased about becoming king at the end.

Ser Alliser was absolute gold. A big improvement in the rather blah book character.

@@alanpennie8013 actually since in the books he is not present in the deaht of jon. I hope he comes back and get to learn about the true identity of Jon. That would be awsomr

Well it was better in the books because Balon died before Robb

"Gold shall be their crowns, and gold their shrouds."

He does look amazingly cute in that scene.

That would be season 1 tho

@@cheangizzz Pretty sure it's season 2 ngl

@@CommanderTrauma season 2 has robb×talisa tho

@@cheangizzz but also Blackwater and its preparation

@@CommanderTrauma not as good as Ned and Robert

don't get used to it :)

@@Glidus :(

@@Glidus I'll try to restrain the craving after the urinesentiment then.

Ever since I heard him mention this I keep thinking of all the possibilities they could've went with

I actually rewatched it, and like mostly I don't usually watch ads even once.

brilliantly put