I don’t think that’s what he’s talking about. I’m almost positive he meant “let’s serve her with a side of rice and a glass of wine”

You never know, maybe he's referring to literally cooking Dany up and eating her or something

Maybe he's not married. Drogo wasn't when we first meet him. And he was way cooler than this guy.

- A man who, like Batman, does not go down.

maybe he meant it literally lol or what the person above me said which probably makes the most sense

Hah, that's so strange and specific that there's no possible way it could happen more than once! ... see you in episode 10

That's why I'm planning to burn down Buckingham Palace!

@@nasonaso8356 same dude, I plan to set a cathedral on fire and see if they make me pope.

@@liliesaregoodfortheliver2954 Only if the smoke is white.

@@akrybion oh, you're right! Good catch, I'll use white phosphorus. Thanks mate.

The pillow idea is breaking my mind, I can see the curly script and pom-poms on the pillows.

"I am sworn to carry your burdens." There should be an Etzy page for these.

Hey, it worked four times for me so I don’t see the problem.

Fucking hilarious to me that petyr seems to have wholeheartedly embraced the fatherly role he has in sweet Robin’s life when in the books it is like. Blatantly obvious that he is just biding his time until he kicks it lmao

Blessed

i think hes just preparing us for a year of waiting

Season 2 Tyrion would have pointed out how stupid it is to ask someone who’s shipped you just burnt to leave your city. And he would have done it in a clever, witty and hilarious way I’m sure. Rip Tyrion’s character.

@@aemonblackfyre4159 panik.

Maybe he sees no other way than rushing it?

It is known.

That's Frank. He had complex, off-camera plans to shape a better realm by overthrowing Lannisters and establishing the Faith based post-coup government where rulers renounce their names and titles to serve the realm.

I’m so pumped for how the people of King’s Landing and the realm will react to his shocking death!

You sir, ... are funny

Perhaps, but if the High WAH-rrow really wanted to go fast, he'd ask The Stranger to put us in The Usual Room

SHOGUN KA YO!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if that dumpster fire of a show somehow concluded that that slavery was not that bad actually, and some masters were totes kind to their slaves, and that slave-master romances were a thing that cured everyone of their racism 🙃 (I feel so gross typing this out)

@@TheaTheGenius "there were heroes and villains on both sides" ugh

@@RedTyrant Sansa be like; I'm glad I was raped actually. It made me into an emotionless girlboss which is soo much better than the empathetic, occasionally clever character with depth I used to be😊

Given the calibre of media on that topic currently in circulation it'd be hard to do much worse. At least they aren't pro-slavery... as far as we know.

@@TheaTheGenius Gateboss, Girlkeep, Lightgas

It's kinda weird how much the show involves random characters experiencing horrific abuse. Sansa, Theon, Daenerys, Jamie, Cersei, Arya... we cut back and it's like "yep, they're still getting tortured" ok cool but why would I ever want to see that? Like imagine if Tyrion was in the sky cell for half of season 1, and we just kept having scenes with him almost dying. I skip the entire Theon abuse arc in season 3 because it's not in the least bit entertaining and serves no purpose in the plot.

@PlatinumAltaria I agree whole heartedly. I understand that the actors have to eat but how bomb would it have been if they did the reek reveal similar to how they do it in the books? Or when Sansa sees Theon in season 5 is when we do?

@@PlatinumAltaria "feast and Dance are too boring to adapt, but multiple repetitive torture scenes are ok" Dumb and Dumber

I'm pretty sure there is a nokia phone in his pocket, right in front of his heart.

D-does Royce have the fabled *breastplate stretcher?!*

@@bajula4444 why else do you think they couldn’t find it in season 1? Royce stole it

"Chaos is a *breastplate stretcher* "

@@sirocco2810 “Chaos is a *BESSEY! AND HER TITS!* “

I thought it might've just been a phrase they both picked up elsewhere too

Tyrion's version isn't even that similar to Petyr's, so this theory is entirely possible

That is quite an interesting idea.... but how does that explain Missandei quoting a man she has never seen nor heard from?

@@Ursichan it does not lmao Unless her linguistic training led her down the path of scholarly pursuits!

Alternate hypothesis: due to budgetary considerations everyone in the show shares the same dementia-addled brain. This explains why they are all idiots.

Lmao

Ride horse, life good

Return to Dothrake

I was mostly stuck on the first part because the song of Ice and Fire was like an afterthought in the TV show & that is why Season 8 was so bad.

Blowing up the Vatican with the Pope *who is leading a wildly popular social movement against the depredations and violence of the upper classes in a time of displacement and upheaval* inside, alongside huge numbers of political leaders including some the small folk see as heroes, like Margaery. Cersei didn’t just blow up the Vatican in the middle of her own capital city, she did it with the universe’s Pope/Gandhi/MLK equivalent and a bunch of civil rights leaders inside… in a time when she is already badly discredited with very few political allies and the small folk are starving, afraid of foreign invaders, and prone to rioting. And suffers no consequences. Total lunacy.

Hmm. Maybe her turn in s8 was more set up then we gave credit for.

@@The_Wonders_of_Engineering It would be perfect if they portrayed the destruction of KL as a YASS KWEEN moment. This is what I would call "subvert expectations"

@@tesseract2144 Depends on the soundtrack. Of course, Dany’s soundtrack must be ominous or non-existent (because, you know, to make us feel the war crime) but Arya and Sansa will always get the badass one.

@@The_Wonders_of_Engineering Huh? It's been set up for 8 seasons. I think her blond hair and perky tits made people blind to it. She was a nutjob the whole time. She threatened to burn a city to the ground as early as season two. And she'd have done it! Cus she's a flaky, uninteresting, entitled brat. She casually stood by and watched her brother being burned to death in season one. Shortly before burning her own first victim to death.

@@ashscott6068 yeah but she set the damn city on fire when she won. Even Mad King despite being a paranoid didn't kill random people. He killed Lords who dissobeyed him and tried to burn Kingslanding because he taught enemies were everywhere. For Danny we never get the information that she doesn't like the city or is sceptical of peoples loyalty

There's no time for that is brilliant, love it in the s7 pisstake. Although I did like how Jon was just fucking done with being held back by politics, pride and petty rivalries while the apocalypse was knocking at the door.

Season 5 meme: i need twenty good men

@@herbertschulz4313 nah season 5 is: You need de bad pussy

@@jaysimpson3920 Season 4 meme: Shae being called a whore

i'd argue that the Season 6 Pisstake meme is "Potatoes"

Dark. But accurate. Poor Glimbus. I wish we could get Lena Headey to comment on some Cersei stuff for him, stick it in a video. She's really entertaining and fun, and how good was it getting Kerry Ingram and Ben Crompton via cameos in that one vid? That might perk the little guy up.

@@angelalovell5669 lol, in hindsight it probably was a bit much

No, he's just been resurrected and he shows a greater change, physically and psychologically than Jon Snow in the process

Preston Jacobs had to disassociate in to three separate personalities to cope with it.

To be fair his son was a soldier who volunteered to go into battle aware of the consequences. Shireen was not a soldier, she didn't die in battle and she didn't volunteer to jump on that pyre.

@@mappingshaman5280 she was also an innocent child.

@@mappingshaman5280 to be fair I think the point was that is very odd how Dave proves he's angry about things like he at least has that emotion left. Yet when reading a letter from the man whose actions directly led to his sons death he shows no emotion aside from a little sarcasm. The fact that they literally bring up Dave's son later and it's played for laughs is also irritating.

@@ralcogaming7674 yeah by all accounts Davos could probably put aside his anger and grudges for the "greater good" and all that, but he doesn't really need to be so chummy.

“Davos kinda forgot he had a family”

In the beginning it made sense. He was done with life, he didn't care about anything, he was too drunk to think and when he was sober he was too drowned on self pity to do it anyway. But then he... stayed there... and that was bad

It would've been so good if the slavers actually called him out on his bullshit, like: Slavers: Oh, really? Ok, tell us how you made all that money. Tyrion: ... ... ... Weeeeeeeeeeeell, it would be more accurate to say my family made.... Slaver: Don't waste your breath and our time. You've lived on your daddy's allowance your entire life, never earned a single dime and have no trade or skills to speak of, is that it? Tyrion: Well, if you want to be a total dick about it... Slaver: Look out, guys, a trust fund baby is gonna teach us commerce.

Which would still be a fair point I think. If you just wanna make the point that "slavery" is not required, this could be a "diplomatic compromise" between what dany and those leaders wanna achieve. Would still be a decent move. "Ok, so you wanna keep slaves, let's just call them peasents and everyone's happy. You keep earning money, we keep ruling the city."

How could these strong warriors ever hope to stop a woman that's like 5'3" and 115 lbs?!?!

Especially since we see the RIDING THROUGH A WAVE OF FIRE the next season

"B-but Dany is such a girlboss we can't have her be beaten" cry Dumb and Dumber, clutching their pearls and themes.

@@joshuaslawson9125 As though they didn’t have her subjected torture porn before

Also…do none of these Khals have sons who…I dunno might make it their life mission to end the person who murked their dad? Nobody loved or revered these Khals. Not a one?

@@FreyaEinde and all bloodriders are dead already

How did you post this 16 hours ago?

@@dw3134 is it possible to learn this power

@@dw3134 she's a time-bending witch and you should put yourself at her mercy

bUT FirE CAn noT kiLL the DRaGon

Targaryens are roof-proof, haven't you seen Game of Thrones?

@@PlatinumAltaria Nya-HA, you figured it out!! All the Tyrells are actually sneakret Targaryens, survived the Sept and destroy the entirety of Westeros as wildfire wights after the last episode. Bran didn't notice cos he was playing Tetris with Bloodraven (also alive, don't worry about it).

just thinking of dany getting her legs stuck in the floorboards when the foundations burn and she just get crushed from the collapse

@@ShadeStormXD Normal thing to think about.

Because they adapted the first three books semi-competently. And it just speaks to the strength of the source material and the immersive of the world George created. Plus, the performances, production values, and music was incredible from beginning to end. The script became laughably bad once they passed the books but that's another story.

@@syedshahrukhraza2923 Yeah, GoT really shows how the one thing that actually matters in a show is the writing. You can have millions to blow on set design, mind-blowing cg effects, great, talented actors, and all of that means jack diddly squat if the guy writing the damn thing is as incompetent as D&D.

Both 5 and 6 are shit. 4 is also flawed. Only first three are good even then not without minor downs.

@@cheangizzz 3 has Theon getting molested, 1 has Dany getting molested. Even when it's mostly great it's like they have it in their contract to write awful shit in.

@@PlatinumAltaria Oh very much so... I'm pretty sure in the books Meryn Trant wasn't requesting an underage sex worker but we have to make Arya more heroic and also include this cos we're part of the Hollywood elite ourselves... we know there's an audience for this scene. Also yes, big scary foreign muscle man on horse obviously rapes his new child bride... even though it's not written that way in the books. No, D&D aren't racist at all... and it's not justified by Dany being aged up so it's not just someone with no experience with sex because she's a child, we have to add a different non-con element... that comes up once they're on the march/ride. There was 0 need for that rape scene but they wrote it in anyway. Sad freaks, they don't even know they're all fucked up.

I find season 6 even worse than season 7.

@@pepsibente489 At least season 7 was short. Season 6, especially in king's landing, is so boring and repetitive.

I think I remember assuming that's how the other woman helped with the plan

No, Khals themselves put oils on the ground for their gay orgy. That explains why they behave like perverts towards Dany. They tried to hide their true sexual orientation. Society ordered them to be tough guys but their innerselves were pukka man-lover.

You know there's a problem when the audience has to start filling in the blanks.

Also with how much oil was put on the ground you think the Khals would have smelt it or something.

@@madamebkrt Especially when they're resorting to a gay orgy theory. It's fun when homophobia is almost a better option than what is provided. Good grief.

It is DEEPLY irritating when actors are valued for their looks and charisma over their talent. Yeah, Peter Dinklage is obviously the fucking man and sure, you don't want to put him through horrifying (to wear) prosthetics or pay for the CGI for multiple seasons, but fuck up the script on TOP of declawing the character to make him more likeable? They left him almost nothing to work with. Hollywood is a pain in the arse. I happened to go to school with multiple talented actors who have made it their career and the one who gets the most play time but STILL hasn't had a main role or even a truly decent one was the one who went into modelling first. She's one of the most talented actors I'm aware of (weirdly, so are the other two) but she's only cast based on her looks. What's even more horrifying is that these three actors are all white and beautiful by society's standards, so they should have a "leg up" (gross) in this fucked up industry but even they don't, with all their actual talent, because that's not what Hollywood values, particularly in women or people of colour or people of varying abilities and physical attributes. Basically, you can get bent if you don't look like Margot Robbie (talent irrelevant). I mean, have you caught the Delevigne sisters? Rich white kids who look a particular fashionable way and seem to be fine being exploited for it because money. Take an acting class? WHY?! That's not what we're being paid for. Ugh.

@@angelalovell5669 Someone obviously has to cry about race under a video where its a totally irrelevant topic after all. 2021, whats new?

​@@l.7584 Get your priorities straight because right now, you're behaving like human garbage. You skipped the majority of my points to focus on race and deem it irrelevant - that is the effect of white supremacy, misogyny and deep ignorance... one of many. Try listening to people properly and asking questions if you disagree - you'll be shocked to find out how often you're being an asshole.

@@angelalovell5669 Are you an actual, real, breathing person or is it a fV(k!ng satire? Feel like you have to ask these days.

​@@l.7584 Acknowledging systemic injustice and societal prejudice is satire to you? Your impression of a pile of rotten shit is astoundingly good, my praise to your acting coach. Go eat some frozen pizza, you adorable little monster.

Speaking for the Susans, I agree ( except for the pp part).

The bloodriders kinda forget about their obligations.

see there is the problem, you are thinking about it, for more than 10 seconds and that is twice time it took to come up with the scene

@@TheL0ngbeard shhhh look how cool the fire is oooooo and Dany isn't hurt again it's so magical there's no story here so no plot holes can be made.

Antonio, your comment was NO WHERE near as witty as you imagined it was. Don't try so damn hard.

I'm sorry, I got a bit heated there

I thought she meant feudalism as a whole. Idk, they never elaborate on that line AT ALL throughout the entire show besides a single throwaway line in season 7 about how “Aegon built the wheel”.

However i think its is cooler and better if she is immune to fire so i think that is one of the only times the show did a right change in the later seasons. Because it is much more intersting than just beeeing fire resistant.

@@lokidoki525 yeah, but it makes the show horribly inconsistent. Are all Targaryens supposed to be fireproof? If so, how the hell did Jon get burned in s1? How did Aerion Targaryen die by drinking wildfire? Why did Aegon III get burned when fighting Rhaenys? If it's just Dany, why the hell does she get this power? How? Why is her blood special, when the blood of her other family members isn't? If this is an ability only worthy Targs get (only 'real dragons' that end up bonding with actual dragons), this again makes no sense, cause Aegon III rode a dragon, as did Jon. Overall, while it makes for a visually stunning spectacle, story-wise, it's a dumb af

@@TheaTheGenius it's clear that only daenerys is fireproof

@@mavg. again, doesn't explain why she's the only one.

@@TheaTheGenius i always asumed that jon being not fireproof was a plothole singe they changed danerys but not jon. Like i said i think they should have made both of them fireproof.

Lazy writers couldn't keep Glidus consistent and ruined one of his core character traits

What's next? Winds of Winter come out?

He's got a time travel jetpack now so actually he posted it before he was born

I know, right? It took me until recently to realise I actually fucking LOVE the actor who played Viserys, have done for years, but he was so fantastic in the role, I genuinely didn't recognise him because I was too busy hating his guts. Kill Joffrey off, for sure, he's so good at being bad that I truly can't stand him. But after watching the whole thing through and seeing what they did to Dany, it does kind of make you pine for Viserys because he was done WELL (probably because his role was so SHORT - shade to D&D specifically).

I had extra thoughts- where was Bronze Yohn during the Long Night? I don't think he was in the crypt and he wasn't fighting....so? Also, maybe having a mention during one of those King's Landing meetings where Cersei is mad because Tyrion is in Meeren with Dany and Sansa is alive/in the North due to Littlefinger, and the rest of the small council pats her on the head about it, and that is a contributing factor to exploding everyone. And the moment in ADWD for Jon when he's thinking about his family after reading the Pink Letter: "Jon flexed the fingers of his sword hand. The Night’s Watch takes no part. He closed his fist and opened it again. What you propose is nothing less than treason. He thought of Robb, with snowflakes melting in his hair. Kill the boy and let the man be born. He thought of Bran, clambering up a tower wall, agile as a monkey. Of Rickon’s breathless laughter. Of Sansa, brushing out Lady’s coat and singing to herself. You know nothing, Jon Snow. He thought of Arya, her hair as tangled as a bird’s nest. I made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell … I want my bride back … I want my bride back … I want my bride back …"

Definitely worth it!

I don't think there's enough bad stuff in season 4 for a whole pisstake season. Season 4 is still atleast like 80% good and the good out way the bad by a landslide compared to seasons 5-8 where you really have to dig deep for the good stuff. But you are right, there are definately problems in season 4 as you mentioned but since he has now introduced blisstakes maybe he could do both. As in episodes which are good (watchers on the wall) get a blisstake and episodes that are more bad than good get a pisstake or some kind of hybrid of the two. But the more glimbo the better so either way i'd be happy

@@jaysimpson3920 „There is no time for any of this.“

Your piss is the property of His Grace Glimbus the Uploader, King of the Music and Lord of the pOtaToEs. Surrender it now, and you shall come to no harm.

Kill the main perpetrator/s and the problem just vanishes, I suppose. The American way! It's so stupid lmao.

HA, American solution - magic nukes or gunsgunsguns! This reminds me of the film Ready or Not, to which many viewers immediately responded "EAT THE RICH!" and it's like "Babe, you missed the point. This is a flawed allegory used to prop up the super elite and make them and their status seem sympathetic and unchangeable, not a cute little rebellion point for you. That's how come you went online and typed EAT THE RICH in caps instead of going out and doing it, or the equivalent democratic social reform. They fucking got you." Media is a manipulative mess. Sorry if that was out of nowhere, it's stuck in my head and the subject of this comment gave me similar frustrated-growth-of-humanity vibes.

@@angelalovell5669 I wonder if you feel smart

Let's be real America has outlawed things basically at the end of their lifespan, child labor was rapidly declining when we outlawed it, slavery was dropping off hard because it wasn't a good fit for a culture that was making improvements in farming technology. If immortality is created tomorrow America would outlaw death in 20 years.

And because the debt for freeing them from serfdom had to be worked off for the next 50-ish years

I think when Tyrion meets her for the first time they could have used his reaction to her administration as the first foreshadowing. Instead of him falling for her, he could see how her actions (even if she can justify them) are still cruel and brutal. And then build up from there

@@YouLittleRascal exactly! Just because her morals align with what we see as “good” doesn’t mean her actions or ways she does thing are.

@@MarcAlcatraz If that is what Tyrion meant by “making honest feelings do dishonest work is one of [Cersei’s] many gifts”, then you would think he has learned from his sister. Tyrion was not even so quick to trust Lord Varys in Season 2.

Hey guys, look how hard I can pisstake.

This is good setup for him not uploading episode 6 yet.

yes

Also it’s really telling d&d chose to ignore some elements of Dothraki culture this episode to then show us Daenerys making them her blood rider purely because it looked cool to then conveniently forget about it during s8 Yeah I guess I’m still pissed about it

Holy shit yes. The whole point of the Mirri Maz Duur fiasco in s1 is that Dothraki hate magic and it's one of the many reasons they turned on Dany. But yes, they totally forgot about that in s6 and suddenly decided to worship this obvious witch cause being fireproof is cooler than weird tent blood magic. It would make a million times more sense if Dany burned them using Drogon. Not only would she prove her worth to the Dothraki by claiming the most powerful mount (a dragon), but also by defeating their leaders in combat (a.k.a how khals take leadership of their rivals' khalasars) But I guess Dany needed another boring af girlboos moment.

@@TheaTheGenius i cry every time i watch it... so fucking boring!

Technically she shed no blood, she cooked it 🤣 just like Drogo loopholed the golden crown haha

@@theozlander4629 hah, fair!

Well said lmao. The way all the "Dothraki" are just standing there in silence, watching the building and their leaders burn, staring at the woman who did it...and doing...nothing...It's actually so pathetic and embarrassing to watch!

Yeah it’s basically a film they could have the extras doing more than acting as a spotlight for Danaerys in this scene. In a play you might have a few do that for visual effect or build to that… but noooo ugh makes me mad now

The true failure of Game of Thrones was giving Glidus so much to call out, it's slowly draining his ability to Be. I am a salty bitch though, so I do love it.

Ha ha ha, the bald man hath no testicules..