Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending

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It's just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.
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Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Erica Russell, Andy Signore, & Roger Barr
Edited by Anthony Falleroni & Dan Murrell
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@sillymeidontknow8091 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't even need to make jokes about it, just narrated the whole plot 😂

@kallistos87 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, really! It must've been the easiest HT ever 😂

@msk-qp6fn 4 жыл бұрын

soooooo true!!!

@enhanced6892 4 жыл бұрын

get ready! to keep waiting

@RaavMedia 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pteridixon3380 4 жыл бұрын

Because the movie itself was a joke.

@empressfreya9872 6 жыл бұрын

"I have more in common with a dog than I have with you" "I´ve always loved dogs!" HOW WAS THIS GREENLIT

@kitirena_koneko 4 жыл бұрын

Easy--it was the Wachowskis, who brought us The Matrix, which blew moviegoers away with bullet time so good it had to be copied to death. In Wholly Odd, I mean "Hollywood", money talks and bullshit talks even louder, so the money-making, gender-bending sibs behind the Matrix trilogy, who had plenty of both money and BS to spare, got this greenlit. It's not a bad movie if you like weird cult movies, but as a mainstream action flick, not so good... to put it mildly. It's weird, even from the Wachowskis, but it's not as awful as the thousandth remake of any TV series from the 50s to the 90s is. Then again, if some Hollyweird producer thought turning the Banana Splits from a silly kid's show to Five Nights At Freddy's: The Movie, you know that the Dream Factory isn't exactly a hotbed of intellectual prowess.

@daniels7907 4 жыл бұрын

It really was TOO Much Information!

@simbelina22 4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Creaturemancer A point well made, but I didn't laugh and I don't think anyone else who watched it did either. It wasn't even like a sympathetic cringe/ facepalm moment. It was just a bad line in a silly movie. Not even "turd in the wind" level bad where it's still kinda funny. Just forgettable bad. Sorry to rant at you.😊

@couchpotatoe91 4 жыл бұрын

@@simbelina22 Well, I laughed.

@1997residente 4 жыл бұрын

Easy. Wachowski: we have a big, colorful movie. With have lasers,rocket boots,bounty hunters, aliens,dinosaur gargoyles,spaceships and a futuristic City that blows up. Warner Bros: Oh,sounds like a hit! star wars meet fifth element Wachowski: yeah,but with a lot of monologues, whispering and a screaming villain. Warner: uhm...Sold !

@ModeratelyAmused 5 жыл бұрын

I think the only reason Sean Bean took the role was him being tired of being typecast as a dying man.

@VCYT 4 жыл бұрын

tho had a heart attack after he read the reviews.

@zygas25 4 жыл бұрын

After agreeing to this, he will accept the typecast now

@metalniro1 3 жыл бұрын

from what i've seen it's one of sean beans requirments in most of the work he does. to be killed of gloriously

@rasaecnai 3 жыл бұрын

"They made me an offer I cant refuse.... MONEY!" -Duke Weaselton

@Dino23968 3 жыл бұрын

What about the first National Treasure? He survived that one.

@alpiugurlu3217 5 жыл бұрын

“I CREATE FRANCHISE... And i destroy it’

@diegom-a7970 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sheeesh404 7 жыл бұрын

"Redirects gravity into differential equation slopes that you can surf" as an engineer this causes me physical pain

@c.m.3800 4 жыл бұрын

I cringed!!!!🙁😬😬😰

@yellowmare8413 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know anything about physics, astronomy or engineering yet even I know that that's not how gravity works.

@Clover101619 4 жыл бұрын

@@kazinadbiralamadit6905 Also it's a bit weird that she got to America on a boat. Like, some criminals had such a huge beef with her that she ran away by the most convoluted/problematic route possible, while ensuring that she'd be in labor during her probably horrible sea voyage?

@Q_QQ_Q 4 жыл бұрын

@Clover101619 that sound like south american or central americans wanting refuge in US LOL . Maybe since chracter needs to be white so they changed it to Russia LOL

@Clover101619 4 жыл бұрын

@@Q_QQ_Q IDK, she could have gone to somewhere in Europe? It is literally a car/train ride away. My SOD had not survived even the opening narration...

@CheredaReneeShaw 6 жыл бұрын

I really think Eddie Redmayne just knew what kind of movie he was in and acted accordingly

@taracarroll4218 5 жыл бұрын

He must have chain smoked to deal with it. Hence the voice.

@elsonlam 2 жыл бұрын

He had a legitimate reason for it. But it didn't resonate with the audience. “His larynx had been ripped out by this wolf man, so I made this slightly bold choice-which I thought was right-of talking like this for the whole film, which I felt suited the costumes and the extremity of the world. But in retrospect it may have been too much?”

@doomnoises Жыл бұрын

He looks a lot like Gary Oldman in the 5th Element … haven’t seen this movie though

@ayiniseasilyamused9215 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't even spend 4 minutes summing it up and it's STILL felt like 2 hours too long

@tomitiustritus6672 2 жыл бұрын

That was less than 4 minutes?

@wanfu5634 4 жыл бұрын

Movie: This is the plot. Honest Trailers: We got nothing.

@TheWanderingPariah 8 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, it sounds like a fan fiction.

@FlyingFocs 8 жыл бұрын

+Wandering Pariah Well, considering the fact that some have noted similarities to Inuyasha and Sailor Moon (at least in some basic plot points) and the Wachowski's have admitted anime influence... Yeah it might actually be, kind of.

@kaeldrarhiannon 8 жыл бұрын

I have seen at least 100+ fanfictions that are lightyears better than this POS storyline. *shudder*

@kevinvega685 8 жыл бұрын

+Aynessa Valerion Same.

@Icanglqueen 8 жыл бұрын

+Aynessa Valerion Maybe they ripped off one of the bad ones.

@Xartab 8 жыл бұрын

+Wandering Pariah Like a BAD fanfiction

@tigerishnose9818 8 жыл бұрын

I CREATE LIFE And I destroy it.

@Noel-fi7lj 8 жыл бұрын

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@KSAlejo 7 жыл бұрын

START THE COMMERCIAL BREAK And now the show.

@lpspapernpen9080 7 жыл бұрын

I love you

@tigerishnose9818 7 жыл бұрын

LPSPaperNPen I love you too lol.

@dasalekhya 7 жыл бұрын

I EAT BROCCOLI *And then I poop it.*

@Shovelchicken 5 жыл бұрын

“I love dogs I have always loved dogs” I can’t stop laughing.

@dallymoo7816 4 жыл бұрын

But then after that she kept saying how stupid it was she said that when he gave her a weird look and walked away

@MrUndoe 2 жыл бұрын

“We can love your pets, we just can’t LOVE our pets.” -Janeane Garofalo

@christopherregan1654 2 жыл бұрын

That's Twilight dialogue.

@jbvader721 2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherregan1654 No, it's Star Wars prequel dialogue.

@emsantos0283 6 жыл бұрын

"This is the actual plot of the movie. Seriously, we're not making this up. This was actually screened at Sundance. Are you sure the brothers who made Matrix, made this?!"🤣

@Anvilshock 4 жыл бұрын

*sisters … 'nuff said.

@brezzendorf 4 жыл бұрын

*siblings, case closed

@karnasingh860 4 жыл бұрын

They are sisters now 😂😂😂

@TheBashar327 4 жыл бұрын

@@brezzendorf , they're now a meme, case opened.

@TheBashar327 4 жыл бұрын

@Eidde Santos, if you go by how the last two Matrix movies were done, I'm very sure it was the Wachowski's who made this.

@kosimiki 9 жыл бұрын

I think the biggest plot twist was that Sean Bean survived the movie.

@ShiftySetax 9 жыл бұрын

kosimiki One does not simply NOT kill Sean Bean. He is too great for this sinful earth lol

@TheKersey475 9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Knight That or it's the universe punishing him for having a name that doesn't rhyme verbally even though it should on paper.

@dasher920 9 жыл бұрын

That's how you know the movie really sucks Sean Bean is suppose to die

@05deeps 3 жыл бұрын

And the movie died. It’s seriously Sean Bean vs movie/show

@echoism666 8 ай бұрын

well thats why the movie sucks

@KiwitheEngineer 6 жыл бұрын

I also would’ve accepted “Stupider Ascending.” Still, great Honest Trailer.

@ssc172 4 жыл бұрын

I want to give you more than 1 like, though, but I can't :(

@vadamsvengeance3219 3 жыл бұрын

Or Stupider Assending

@alzerbardoz1953 3 жыл бұрын

What about "Jupiter: Stupid and Descending"?

@vothaison 3 жыл бұрын

Wait still you see Uranus Descending.

@Jackman814 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly sounds like a Cartoon Network MAD Parody anyone remember that show

@CausalityLoop 4 жыл бұрын

"Get ready... to KEEP WAITING."

@enhanced6892 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@a.k.7840 3 жыл бұрын

"Look out Scientology, there's a new ridiculous space opera in town..." ROFL!🤣🤣🤣

@Novacification 9 жыл бұрын

The ending of this movie is the most ridiculous thing about it. "Oh, aliens are real. Better clean them toilets!"

@jjcapanegra 9 жыл бұрын

Novacification Let's say it was for the sake of acting normal for the family and she was going to quit after a few days, otherwise it's pretty dumb. They showed the wrong part in the movie though XD

@ZoddGuts 9 жыл бұрын

Novacification Yeah, but shows how relatable she is!

@Jysta 9 жыл бұрын

Novacification It was a bad movie even before the ending

@Catalyst375 9 жыл бұрын

Novacification Oh, I heard it was bad, but this? Jupiter is basically Bella Swan IN SPACE! The entire plot is trash, too.

@alextheobserver1573 9 жыл бұрын

I think I may be the only one that actually really enjoyed the film no matter what this crappy honest trailer says I think it still pretty good

@Jfireprime 8 жыл бұрын

The way I like to describe this movie is "it's like a really bad fanfic based of an awesome franchise that doesn't exist." Like it's a fanfic, 100%. And it's kind of beautiful.

@digimaks 7 жыл бұрын

But plot literally dont make sense.

@Jfireprime 7 жыл бұрын

digimaks Exactly like a bad, multi chapter fanfic

@maxhydekyle2425 7 жыл бұрын

It sounds like scientology.

@emyf9194 7 жыл бұрын

hahhaha I agree "...awsm franchise that doesn't exist" 😂

@Gokussjdensetsuno45 7 жыл бұрын

Oh, look, My Immortal had a movie adaptation after all.

@moogyaka8940 3 жыл бұрын

Actually the 'i love dogs' line made me laugh so hard in theaters i still don't know if this was intentional or not but it was gold

@codybailey3367 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like the Wachowckis would have been more successful making their ideas into novels, where they can take their time expanding on everything, instead of shoving everything they think up into compact movies with way too much happening and no focus on a single plot. They have good ideas, but they're using the wrong medium.

@liyanakamaruzaman7976 3 жыл бұрын

@黄以騫 They made sense8, which was an amazing series. Its one of my favourite shows ever

@dottyjyoung 3 жыл бұрын

@@liyanakamaruzaman7976 Yes, Sense8 was fantastic. The low budget took almost all of the special effects away, & made the Wachkowskis use their story-telling skills, & guess what?? IT WAS AMAZING.

@protorhinocerator142 2 жыл бұрын

Or start with a completely different story altogether. I don't think Jupiter A could have been made good. There's nothing to work with past the eye candy.

@jakespacepiratee3740 Жыл бұрын

@@dottyjyoung So the higher the budget is for the Watchowski's the more they suck, the less budget their movies have, the better they are. That oddly make sense.

@gjonk9201 Жыл бұрын

@@protorhinocerator142 Jupiter ascending has a lot of potential with regards to world-building. Can you imagine all the other “families” and the other worlds they have ‘harvested’. What I’ve read about the wachowskis is they have lots of ideas and don’t like to ‘discard’ ideas so that’s why the person said they should write novels lol or maybe shows with many seasons!

@alexsmallwood8833 7 жыл бұрын

I'm no astronomer but if a robber breaks into your house and only wants your telescope out of all your prized possessions I say let him keep it

@polreamonn 5 жыл бұрын

You cannot take my telescope.

@user-cx3ew3rc9t 4 жыл бұрын

Strange he didn't sell it...

@elfinko5862 4 жыл бұрын

I'd still shoot him.

@PaiSAMSEN 4 жыл бұрын

It's a crappy telescope anyway.

@randompensamientos9802 4 жыл бұрын

He was poor so it was like his only prized possession. Plus he really liked space, so...

@SilverShadow02 8 жыл бұрын

Yo the subtitles while he described the plot killed me.

@adelewynter6299 8 жыл бұрын

'someone paid one hundred and seventy million dollar for this' looool

@touka1669 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the plot was written by a 12 yo fanfic writer who did 'spin the wheel' for all of the plot points lol

@imho2278 2 жыл бұрын

Span that wheel and made the rest of us dizzy...

@caseyrainey7256 6 жыл бұрын

There were parts of it I really enjoyed. I liked how imaginative the sci-fi elements of the plot were, but I loathed several lines of dialogue and Jupiter returning to Earth and cleaning toilets. Also, wings on a guy spliced with a wolf? That's like one patch of hair away from being a furry...such a lame ending.

@YuriMaiaSFernandes 4 жыл бұрын

The only good part is the cgi, the rest is a total bs

@dallymoo7816 4 жыл бұрын

@@YuriMaiaSFernandes I like it

@2WhiteAndNerdy 3 жыл бұрын

Did you miss the part where he specifically said the wings were prosthetics?

@TheSwordbird98sPage 9 жыл бұрын

This entire movie felt like a bad fanfiction

@vdsp011 9 жыл бұрын

TheSwordbird98 So like Fifty Shades of Grey in Space?

@NjniaVanDerWald 9 жыл бұрын

James Farr yes, only difference: 50shades was actually better than this.

@NjniaVanDerWald 9 жыл бұрын

Njnia van der Wald i didn't said this, did i? OMG.

@camillewilliams7646 9 жыл бұрын

TheSwordbird98 I totally agree.

@THEreldinacho 9 жыл бұрын

TheSwordbird98 indeed it did

@ThatOneShyguyCartoons 7 жыл бұрын

That plot synopsis cannot be real, I refuse to believe it.

@joebeast15 7 жыл бұрын

ThatOneShyguy it is haha. I watched this on a plane to Japan ( had to kill time) and it was baaaaaad

@AlMoSiCe210 7 жыл бұрын

ThatOneShyguy that's what really happened.

@Tamashi88 7 жыл бұрын

it is. I saw it in theatres (a friend wanted to go and I'd never seen the tailor)

@WhiteTigerShiro 7 жыл бұрын

I watched it, and that is literally the plot. No hyperbole. No exaggerated metaphors for comedic effect. Nothing extra at all. That is literally just the plot. A shame too, because as a person who loves sci-fi/fantasy, I was really stoked when I first heard about the movie.

@bertverwoerd 7 жыл бұрын

I watched it. It was spot on.

@sowrabhsudevan9119 5 жыл бұрын

Redirecting the force of gravity into differential equations ? That doesn't mean anything.

@dallymoo7816 4 жыл бұрын

movies

@hazukichanx408 4 жыл бұрын

Nonsense! You just have to parse the nuances of the statement using algorithmic technobabble codifiers and then throw in some hyperbolic imagery to make it seem like you're saying something coherent and/or rational!

@kerim.peardon5551 4 жыл бұрын

@@hazukichanx408 And don't forget to channel all of that through the main deflector dish.

@filiphavojic8045 4 жыл бұрын

When you wish they just slammed quantum on it.

@simplicitas5113 4 жыл бұрын

Is a joke guys...... A bad one but still.

@aguywithalotofopinions412 4 жыл бұрын

“Nothing else worth mentioning” *Slowly raises hand* I liked Speed Racer

@williammcalpine2718 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Mello 🙋🏿‍♂️

@adhimustewartakamindbender8899 4 жыл бұрын

SPEED RACER IS A MASTERPIECE and the brilliant people who see its greatness are like extended family to me :) the final race makes me fucking shed tears of technicolor joy every time I watch it! ("Teach me something!!" *sob*) Peace to the Wachowskis!!

@mynameiskline6658 4 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same reaction!

@ariesdelbosque3268 4 жыл бұрын

Omg Cloud Atlas was fantastic!

@danielucha1310 4 жыл бұрын

I watched it while drunk... kinda made it bearable.

@oddggear8802 8 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest though, that space job office when they keep getting redirected to other offices scene montage was actually kinda funny.

@charlesvan13 8 жыл бұрын

Oddggear But it was a Brazil rip off, or homage.

@oddggear8802 8 жыл бұрын

charlesvan13 Still, it was the one bit of the movie that was actually enjoyable.

@blahbleh5671 8 жыл бұрын

Oddggear Not really. Was just stupid. For a civilization a billion years old, you would have expected the clerical stuff to have run a bit more smoothly.

@NiHZ. 8 жыл бұрын

Blah Bleh You must be fun at parties.

@guitarfan01 8 жыл бұрын

+Oddggear That was a great bit. I did enjoy the film as a whole - mostly by taking nothing seriously and laughing at anything that didn't make sense, which was just about everything.

@YMS 9 жыл бұрын

3/10 best comedy of 2015.

@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын

YourMovieSucksDOTorg ADAM!!!

@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын

YourMovieSucksDOTorg By the way, we need a new YMS, after the analysis of Synecdoche, New York, we require our dose of stupidity.

@kingjayded4752 9 жыл бұрын

Eddie redmayne best comedian

@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын

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@Foxdodge 9 жыл бұрын

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@mcdonalds5972 3 жыл бұрын

*"Are you sure these are the same guys who made the Matrix?"* To be fair...they also made the sequels.

@fal081069 3 жыл бұрын

@Mc Donalds To be fair... they're not guys anymore! Maybe that's the problem, I don't know, I'm not a psychologist...

@dsbmitchell 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@TwistedReality13 2 жыл бұрын

Have you guys heard the plot for Matrix 4:Ressurection.. lol

@fal081069 2 жыл бұрын

@@TwistedReality13 Not yet. I'm even afraid to know what that movie will be!

@JohnVanderbeck 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly what they've proven is the Matrix was a fluke.

@santishorts 4 жыл бұрын

During the Covid-19 outbreak, when things are looking bleak, I come back to this to remind myself that worse things can happen. Like this movie being made.

@Angel-zy7hn 8 жыл бұрын

"This is the actual plot of the movie" "This is the actual plot of the movie" "Seriously, we're not making this up" "Someone paid a hundred and seventy-five million dollars for this" "How was this allowed to happen" "This was actually screened at sundance" "Yes, those are wolf ears on Channing Tatum" "If you think this trailer is dragging on too long, try watching the movie" "We didn't even mention the huge maxi pad"

@jjsmith706 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, those were lines in the video. Good job reading.

@mnm2156 Жыл бұрын

wait, what? what maxi pad? 🤣😂😂🤣

@patpowers9210 9 жыл бұрын

Say: "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant!"

@tywin1 9 жыл бұрын

Pat Powers Great line, or greatest line...

@bread_n_butter8614 9 жыл бұрын

Pat Powers lol brilliant

@ViralForceMarketing 9 жыл бұрын

Pat Powers agreed this must be said!

@0Tikrimoos0 9 жыл бұрын

Pat Powers Best.line.ever

@0Tikrimoos0 9 жыл бұрын

Pat Powers Best.line.ever

@lasgill 4 жыл бұрын

Just watched this movie on Netflix for the first time. Immediately came to honest trailers to see how funny it would be. You did not disappoint.

@lordallenbookworm4811 2 жыл бұрын

The most best one yet. That line about taking back the oscar from Redmayne was gold.

@moboxp 8 жыл бұрын

This Honest Trailer was way better than the movie...Jzz

@ThisIsMego 8 жыл бұрын

Likely because they condensed the ridiculousness from 2 hours into 5 minutes

@moboxp 8 жыл бұрын

+TheMegoShow Exactly!

@penny8462 7 жыл бұрын

So true , the movie was super boring

@IdarkshadowI 7 жыл бұрын

everytime they screen the movie on cable... I come back here to see the honest trailer... way much better

@vealck 7 жыл бұрын

That's actually super easy to achieve, given the quality of the movie.

@maximumrisk2004 9 жыл бұрын

That "I always loved Dogs" comment was cringeworthy. Did they not stop to think about what they said?

@Rachael1918 9 жыл бұрын

maximumrisk2004 they did. The next scene is Jupiter groaning and kicking herself for having said something so stupid. It's meant to be humourous.

@maximumrisk2004 9 жыл бұрын

Rachael1918 One way or another she implied having the hots for at least a half Dog and that was no lie. I guess this is the soft version of a Furry then. ;P

@Rachael1918 9 жыл бұрын

maximumrisk2004 sure, but it's a dog guy who looks like Channing Tatum. Cut her some slack :p.

@adj789 9 жыл бұрын

maximumrisk2004 I think this is one of those movies that went through production hell and they didn't get to show exactly what they wanted

@JackalopeBunny 9 жыл бұрын

maximumrisk2004 It could mean anything, either 1: she loved dogs as pets 2: she "loved" dogs as she had sex with dogs..?

@lyrawood 5 жыл бұрын

" they couldn't even kill Sean Bean right!" xD I was wondering about that before the trailer ended hahah

@Anaprince 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it was visually stunning sometimes.

@TheGreatYukon 8 жыл бұрын

Honestly I kinda want to watch this because of the description they gave of the plot of the movie, simply because of how hilarious it sounds.

@tnbn55 8 жыл бұрын

TheGreatYukon Deus!

@CarozQH 8 жыл бұрын

+TN BN Ex machina!

@Superstupidy 8 жыл бұрын

+TheGreatYukon It's better when you watch and then forget this video, watch the movie later, and come back to this video. XD

@guitarfan01 8 жыл бұрын

+TheGreatYukon I found it insanely hilarious and fun.

@caitlinwoods103 8 жыл бұрын

+TheGreatYukon I laugh so hard near the end of the movie during a dramatic villain speech tears started running down my face

@MattnessLP 7 жыл бұрын

I saw that one in the theatre, and I knew something was off when Sean Bean refused to die

@chinonyeremokeke6560 3 жыл бұрын

my God u need a refund still,

@questionablehistorian9335 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part of this movie is when they don't show Eddie Redmanynes death so they could leave a sequel on the table. That was hilarious 😆

@stevenhayes7910 Жыл бұрын

This is still one of the best honest trailers to date. The fact that reading off the plot is the best dig possible is too perfect. 😂😂

@KorrieRose 8 жыл бұрын

I made the most inhuman laughing noise when he said "Ayy lmao"

@kayamari1244 8 жыл бұрын

Same

@DocSeal 8 жыл бұрын

+Korrie Rose HOLY SHIT EXACTLY

@daijurin4905 8 жыл бұрын

I did the same

@icantthinkofaname2417 8 жыл бұрын

Same

@BatmanisBatman 8 жыл бұрын

Same

@BigMac87963 7 жыл бұрын

When he started explaining the plot of the movie it seemed so much like that scene in south park when they explain scientology

@leekenneth-walsh3545 5 жыл бұрын

"This is what Scientologists actually believe" 😂😂😂

@ElDiablo70281 5 жыл бұрын

And Mormonism

@giveitupforgreggiraldo 5 жыл бұрын

And the evolution, guys :D

@reginaphalange9417 5 жыл бұрын

I think it was on purpose

@markusaurelious1150 4 жыл бұрын

The was seriously, my first thought

@colebrandt9302 4 жыл бұрын

The wachowski brothers present : Shut up Meg! A space opera

@douglasdean3785 4 жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT EVER!

@cameronmattingly8802 3 жыл бұрын

Sisters now

@imme246 3 жыл бұрын

Sisters

@thedestroyasystem 3 жыл бұрын

@@imme246 sisters indeed. Thanks for being awesome. xx

@TheRoland19111 3 жыл бұрын

Sisters

@benm5970 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like if you bring this movie up when talking to Eddie Redmayne he’ll probably punch you in the face

@DhairyaKhale 8 жыл бұрын

"I love dogs, I've always loved dogs." I was planning to watch this, but nope.

@simon.annies 8 жыл бұрын

+Dhairya Khale this very quote made me consider actually watching it :D

@mipmipmipmipmip 8 жыл бұрын

+Shine Bright ok I don't believe you

@BatmanisBatman 8 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video and have a little cringe break when she said that.

@alyssaballantine5978 8 жыл бұрын

I watched it and almost fell asleep

@mipmipmipmipmip 8 жыл бұрын

+Shine Bright So, I actually watched the movie a few days ago. It has potential to be a decent movie, but it is too far out of balance and remains distant. The single performances or plot concepts are not too bad that it kills it, but it's the combination of everything that just doesn't work. The tongue in cheek parts like this quote work well and are quite funny though.

@lonerChise 7 жыл бұрын

and yet the costumes were so amazingly designed....

@petertaylor4980 4 жыл бұрын

Must have spent all their budget on costumes and CGI and had none left for writers.

@joshhiles7390 4 жыл бұрын

Everything about this movie is great other than the casting, the acting, and the writing

@kilgoretrout4350 4 жыл бұрын

@@joshhiles7390 the casting is fine, but if the director and writers fail the case fails

@robywankenobi32 4 жыл бұрын

@Rodzilla Yeah terrible jump cuts to completely unrelated scenes, its so awful to watch

@georgiosioannispappas6311 4 жыл бұрын

Kym Byrett dude...

@robywankenobi32 4 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this at the movies with some close friends, when the scene about that the Bees recognize royalty - we all looked at each other and laughed, at that point we said we got up and left the cinema ahhaha

@banjod9842 5 жыл бұрын

I love the South Park Scientology references.

@crispysatyr0355 3 жыл бұрын

Actually it was a PURE Scientology reference.

@reginaphalange9417 3 жыл бұрын

@@crispysatyr0355 the format is clearly a reference to south park épisode about scientology

@crispysatyr0355 3 жыл бұрын

@@reginaphalange9417 I know about the episode. But, is it really a South Park reference, or a direct scientology one?

@machochocolate7679 2 жыл бұрын

@@crispysatyr0355 it's a literal copy paste of the South park format

@triblast3977 8 жыл бұрын

Space Twilight

@yosefyonin6824 8 жыл бұрын

exactly what i was thinking. TO THE TOP

@Alpha1200 7 жыл бұрын

Never seen it, but I do think Mila Kunis is way hotter than Kristen Stewart though.

@Alpha1200 7 жыл бұрын

Yosef Yonin Jesus Christ, did I judge Mila Kunis on the whole as an actor or the movie on the whole on what she looks like? No, I just made a somewhat tongue in cheek remark about how at least I think its protagonist is hotter.

@towelgirl21 7 жыл бұрын

Nah, Bella Swan can't correctly operate a squeeze ketchup bottle. At least Jupiter can clean toilets, which is a useful skill.

@rhaspodel 7 жыл бұрын

Even Twilight has a plot...I frankly don't care..but at least have a story.

@ericwilliams5636 9 жыл бұрын

say "but that's just a trailer, an honest trailer"

@ChimeraGames 9 жыл бұрын

Please say this

@aedof 9 жыл бұрын

Game Theory?

@DatsRandom 9 жыл бұрын

Eric Williams So much yes!

@ItsWuLx 9 жыл бұрын

But hey that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY!

@lordcherrychanga4294 9 жыл бұрын

Eric Williams Thanks for watching!

@JamesMartin-jr8vv 6 жыл бұрын

Did she really say, "I love dogs!" In a sexual voice?

@LegoGBlok 3 жыл бұрын

Yup, you heard right, that's how bad this movie was.

@theneoreformationist 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's what happened

@imho2278 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe just the bigger ones...

@casbot71 4 жыл бұрын

It took me two attempts to watch this film - on cable. The first time I gave up just after the Terry Gilliam bit at the bureaucratic maze. I then worked out how long and started watching again from a bit before that scene and managed to make it to the end, but I kind of drifted a bit during the lead up to the wedding ceremony, so I'm not quite sure how it transitioned to then skating in through a ships broadside barrage… I can live with that unresolved question. And I made it though _Cowboys and Aliens_ …!

@Areanyusernamesleft 4 жыл бұрын

IMO Cowboys and Aliens was honest B-movie grade cheese without any pretenses of being more profound than unsophisticated entertainment. This film was equally pretentious and idiotic!

@chrishee3286 9 жыл бұрын

They couldn't even kill Sean Bean right. That's gotta be against the rules, right? XD

@doryn8317 9 жыл бұрын

i loved this too lol😆

@leafyisdonethedramalord7670 9 жыл бұрын

Chris Hee You fools! You heve messed with the natural order!

@chrishee3286 9 жыл бұрын

Kawaii Jong Un Sacrilege! PS: I like your profile :P

@myguydied 9 жыл бұрын

Amin Rouan Serik don't forget the video game - I quested for that guy for crying out loud!

@MrModavs 9 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, having ideas is nice, but they kinda wrote the whole script. Who prohibited Sophia Stewart to do it first?

@DavidMFBowie 9 жыл бұрын

It really wasn't redmayne's fault. The wachowskis told him to act like that, his acting was fine. Though the voice they gave him is what made it into shitty acting.

@tombranch2261 9 жыл бұрын

***** Made him sound like a geriatric asthmatic.

@Happycorp5 9 жыл бұрын

Tom Branch In a nutshell (*whispers inaudibly*) "Would you like....A SANDWICH!!!".

@primmoore6232 8 жыл бұрын

***** He wasn't doing a Voldemort impression?? LOL

@drewyazzie9923 8 жыл бұрын

I liked his acting in this movie, I feel like it saved some of the film

@Maidenmarmalade 8 жыл бұрын

His acting was so hilarious I managed to finish the film. I would have turned it off otherwise.

@CaladonianQueen 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly: this film is so ridiculous I actually kind of love it

@SacredDaturana 3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing about Wachowskis movies... even when they're bad they're the interesting kind of bad.

@kurdasmahlt1357 3 жыл бұрын

@@SacredDaturana I was just re-watching the movie and I was seriously thinking the entire time, why isn't this a book? Because a it has the ingredients of a SF YA, but if they actually developed the characters and well, anything interesting that's not mind boggling from the movie. I felt the entire time that I was watching a poorly handled book adaptation that might actually be quite interesting.

@annushka0804 3 жыл бұрын

It is full of hidden meaning and symbols if you know what to look for

@zarrapast 2 жыл бұрын

Though plot is not well develop, everything surrounding that world is beautifully chained, with the exception of crops circles.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 7 ай бұрын

@@annushka0804 NO, Matrix is full of hidden symbols and philosophies not this one. THIS one is just a fairy-tale with no deep meaning or second layer.

@janistsai8815 2 жыл бұрын

The Brian Boitano reference was GENIUS. Very underappreciated.

@Zombitious 8 жыл бұрын

Sean Bean also survived Silent Hill Revelations. I guess he survives only through shitty movies.

@LeFinisterin 8 жыл бұрын

+Zombitious he survived in Benjamin gates, does it mean ... oh no, it's a bad movie ? i love that flick.

@richardkitterman3541 8 жыл бұрын

+Zombitious He survived "The Martian" but got fired from NASA...I guess only his character's career died there.

@RossieMarrie 8 жыл бұрын

+Zombitious He survives the first Silent Hill, although he was barely there, and it was a good movie.. to me at least.

@fbtark1734 8 жыл бұрын

he also survived Pixels 😂

@AmoebaMan23 8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Kitterman I was about to wonder about the Martian, but you're right! This is an acceptable compromise.

@juliabelanger4068 8 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for Eddie. He's a really good actor, it's just movie movie's character and dialogue that was really stupid.

@PureNightfall 7 жыл бұрын

He chose to act in it.

@philmccracken6134 7 жыл бұрын

He's a terrible actor and this movie is just the most obvious example, he was quite bad in The good shepherd too but his role in it wasn't as central.

@justinsantana6517 7 жыл бұрын

he was great in the theory of everything. But the 'i'm going to whisper now.. NOW NOW I'M YELLING FOR NO REASON! but now i whisper again" was stupid as hell

@1800Hernandez 7 жыл бұрын

GO!!!!!!!!!!

@towelgirl21 7 жыл бұрын

That reminds me: watch Jeremy Irons's performance in "Dungeons and Dragons". It'll make you laugh AND cry.

@RavenWilliamSolomon 4 жыл бұрын

"i've always loved dogs" "you are so easy, who hurt you seriously any easier and you'd be fable"

@JunMoo1993 2 жыл бұрын

"this is the actual plot of the movie" never gets old

@SonofTiamat 9 жыл бұрын

Say: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

@Ebon_Sean 9 жыл бұрын

Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) Plot twist: the barnacle in question is this movie. (Props for the reference)

@johnpaulaul 9 жыл бұрын

Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) but the barnacle found out it was part of a reality experience that was a videogame, and then got killed in on a post apocalyptic hell of a grey whale. then reincarnated as a barnacle and killed everyone as it was uglier than before

@TheHGameFan 9 жыл бұрын

Is it just me that I don't find Channing Tatum attractive

@SammiTheKittenRobloxandMoreYAY 8 жыл бұрын

Diana M Exactly! He isn't THAT hot.

@mitchellrowland1017 8 жыл бұрын

Jabronie Johnson dafuq did i just read

@Shineymcshine79 8 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Rowland I'm with this guy, the hell was that?

@sjn7688 8 жыл бұрын

Diana M I don't find him attractive either, He has such a square head and his lips always look like they're in a pout. I don't get what the big deal is about him.

@tarjay35 8 жыл бұрын

Diana M He looks weird as hell to me.

@noratrismellark7585 4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Redmayne is such a good actor..., But the script, I mean c'mon, that was impossible to pull up

@MegaAshWilliams 5 жыл бұрын

The most far-fetched part of the story is a girl who looks as good as Mila Kunis taking a job cleaning toilets. At least give modelling a try.

@markwyler1368 4 жыл бұрын

@Erasmus the blasphemous I dislike your comment based on the "man shopping" portion.

@jacobd1984 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she was undocumented. I think. There was a LOT going on it that movie.

@kakarotlifted7302 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, Mila Kunis is average looking.

@kallistos87 4 жыл бұрын

@@kakarotlifted7302 she's not beautiful but definitely not average looking either 😂

@mlevin7 4 жыл бұрын

Mark Wyler His name checks out

@alana9205 6 жыл бұрын

_e d d i e_ *R E D M A Y N E*

@411marcos 4 жыл бұрын

That part makes me come here every now and then

@user-cx3ew3rc9t 4 жыл бұрын

willem DAFOE

@Polikaize 4 жыл бұрын

maaaaaannn, i didn't read "here" at first 😁 didn't even question it, like yEP THAT'S RIGHT A MAN CAN UHHM UKHUMKHUM FROM THAT LINE ALRIGHT

@--_V_-- 9 жыл бұрын

I thought this movie was gonna be ok... I WAS SO WRONG. IT WAS TERRIBLE.

@SuperQuiMan 9 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding? This is the best movie since Jack And Jill!

@Raximus3000 9 жыл бұрын

Vincentiusify I was expecting a "twilight thing" so i wasn't so shocked.

@Likkishes 9 жыл бұрын

***** Please, you not giving Jak and Jill enough credit it was way better then this stupid movie.

@HALO20601 9 жыл бұрын

Vincentiusify your not the only one.

@ionaf9 9 жыл бұрын

Vincentiusify I saw the cast and that it was an original movie and couldn't not go and see it wish I hadn't as soon as the opening credits ended

@rjimenez08 4 жыл бұрын

"The last time anyone will give the Wachowskis money"... oh how I wish this was true.

@enidavezelaj766 4 жыл бұрын

'IF YOU THINK THIS TRAILER IS DRAGGINT TOO LONG, TRY WATCHING THE MOVIE', i totally get it cause 5 mins in i thought I had watched an hour.

@MegaFriendlyCreeper 8 жыл бұрын

1:15 "Get ready to keep waiting." Well, we did, Screen Junkies. And we got results. Their names are Furiosa and Rey.

@Willy2537 8 жыл бұрын

+MegaFriendlyCreeper And Ilsa Faust from Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation. Seriously, she kicks ass in that film. :)

@Legionaairre 8 жыл бұрын

+Willy2537 "sci-fi"

@Willy2537 8 жыл бұрын

Byzantium Well, Furiosa is from Mad Max: Fury Road, and it isn't exactly a sci-fi movie...

@ryancox4498 8 жыл бұрын

+Willy2537 I think one could make a strong argument that Post-Apocalyptic movies qualify as a sub-genre of Science Fiction.

@MegaFriendlyCreeper 8 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, good sir. Where was it last exactly?

@livelovelaugh9820 9 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY THIS WAS THE ACTUAL MOVIE HOW WAS IT EVEN DEEMED LIKE A LEGIT SCRIPT

@christopherbrice5473 9 жыл бұрын

Seems like some kind of trollpasta or fake fanfiction that they got a hold of.

@westanbts8258 8 жыл бұрын

I watched the movie this is actually how it's written

@livelovelaugh9820 8 жыл бұрын

Cant believe money went into this

@livelovelaugh9820 8 жыл бұрын

Corey Pack That sounds better 😊😊

@foxpower001 8 жыл бұрын

Fay E I watched the movie yesterday... it is the actual summary of the whole plot... it is... bad yeah let just say that.

@runefaustblack 5 жыл бұрын

Please say "You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards!"

@Mr.BobsDog 2 жыл бұрын

Fact 5: Jupiter is made of Parmesan cheese that’s why it can grow so large. Fact 6: Jupiter is not a failed Star. She took time off to raise a family of moons. Fact 7: Jupiter’s partner, Saturn didn’t want to lose her so they put a ring on it

@mjblackman35 9 жыл бұрын

Say "but Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community".

@economicorderqty 9 жыл бұрын

Black Dynamite I second this.

@overwatch_gaming6743 9 жыл бұрын

Awesome vid your voice sounds epic but my favourite was guardians of the Galaxy ps how have u not done age of ultron yet pps plz check out my channel

@arbhall7572 9 жыл бұрын

Legendx MINECRAFT No! your not a yog.

@NYCentralSpotter1070 9 жыл бұрын

Legendx MINECRAFT They can't do an Honest Trailer of Age of Ultron until it's released on DVD.

@larssonk22 9 жыл бұрын

Black Dynamite My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite

@Montesama314 7 жыл бұрын

Okay, so that plot was ridiculous, but DAMN, those costumes! I'm impressed.

@justenkelley9129 4 жыл бұрын

I was going to watch this on Netflix,But you guys saved me some time thank you so much !!!!!So glad I’m subscribed

@Nash4Nashville 4 жыл бұрын

Man i thought it was amazing. Every single line was a message. Entire scenes dedicated to claiming your fictitious corporate name from the gov. Really well put together.

@danielortman2534 9 жыл бұрын

When watching this movie, I got the feeling it would have made a better trilogy than stand alone movie. The plot, characters, and world all seemed like things that would be good if you took the time to tell the story.

@serenaferrari7651 9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ortman I SO agree with you! The potential was actually there, but I felt like the story was too short!

@redconvoy 9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ortman I felt the same. I felt it had better potential than what they did to it.

@Mysticgamer 9 жыл бұрын

Wait this is stand alone? I thought this was another Twilight/Hunger games/Divergent book series ripoff movie.

@towelgirl21 9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ortman I saw it and thought for sure that it was adapted from a book, but no.

@swistedfilms 9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ortman I thought I might be the only person who felt this way. The film had a great idea, but also felt like it was cut to death. There was some mood whiplash that didn't help. The montage of Jupiter navigating the bureaucracy seemed to be written and directed by Terry Gilliam...it felt out of place. Brilliant, but out of place. What did the movie want to be?

@PeteTheGrouch 9 жыл бұрын

Whelp, I figured this movie looked bullshit back when I first watched the trailer, but, now I can see I was completely wrong... This goes BEYOND bullshit. Hell, this is f**king DINOSHIT!!!

@NerdQueenBee 9 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

@davidhoggan5376 9 жыл бұрын

PeteTheGrouchThat joke was so bad I'm starting to think you might actually be a Wachowski brother.

@richardwatts6944 9 жыл бұрын

David Hoggan One on them gets pussy and other one got a pussy installed.

@JCshizle 9 жыл бұрын

PeteTheGrouch hilarious.

@kengle1 4 жыл бұрын

"Are you sure these are the same guys who made the matrix?" Huh. That plagiarism lawsuit suddenly sounds a lot less crazy

@aplusrecommends9406 4 жыл бұрын

I came here for this comment.

@dsbmitchell 2 жыл бұрын

@@aplusrecommends9406 Me too. Though my wife and I spent a good chunk of an afternoon a while back looking up stuff on the suit and couldn't find good data/documentation suggesting that the film was in fact plagiarized. Though in my heart of hearts, I still believe it to be so

@irtizahaider1524 Жыл бұрын

I stoped the the 5 times because I couldn't control my laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChrisLandEverything 9 жыл бұрын

2:34 Am I the only one that noticed that Telescope cost $4,000+? The fuck? That thing better be capable of space travel.

@johno1544 9 жыл бұрын

If that one in the picture cost 4k that's a rip off big time. When you get into the multi thousand range you can buy ones with 14" aperture reflector optics (way bigger the the on in the video)that are fully motorized and have GoTo object location and automatic tracking of over 42,000 celestial objects. Enter Jupiter and it will find it for you and track it and that's for under 3k

@ChrisLandEverything 9 жыл бұрын

***** Heck, well whoever stole that scope, is going to be a rich motherfucker in the next few days.

@0CityHusky0 9 жыл бұрын

ChrisLandEverything "Traditional Brass Telescope" Must be some high-quality brass.

@plasticbazooka 9 жыл бұрын

***** It wasn't the C14-A XLT (CGE) or a Meade LX850 ACF... It was a goddamned brass telescope.

@Bobbiethejean 9 жыл бұрын

ChrisLandEverything I laughed so hard at this. Maybe I need to go to bed but I am crying right now.

@TheCstar07 7 жыл бұрын

I think Sean Bean only survives crappy movies

@delluminatis 7 жыл бұрын

martian was a good movie

@TheCstar07 7 жыл бұрын

Delluminati True

@THOMAS2910able 7 жыл бұрын

To be fair no one dies in that movie , it's the only trapped in space sci fi movie where that happens.

@georgei4756 7 жыл бұрын

Everyone survived that movie thou so i dont think it counts

@jackson5232 7 жыл бұрын

He survives Percy Jackson and Troy

@mlilac 3 жыл бұрын

"GET READY!... to keep waiting" this made my day

@baudgaud 4 жыл бұрын

0:24 - "Battlefield Earth" was actually a really good sci-fi novel. It was over 3000 pages. Making it into a movie was a really stupid idea. The story was written 10-20 years before L. Ron Hubbard started a religion based on his own favorite science fiction themes.

@fear_toxin 7 жыл бұрын

This movie sounds like some 12 year old's really bad fanfic/Mary Sue OC story

@lagggoat7170 7 жыл бұрын

I now some people who wrote better than this at age 12

@towelgirl21 7 жыл бұрын

Hey, Jupiter can clean toilets. That's a useful skill. Trust me, I'm a janitor.

@streetracer-sam6152 5 жыл бұрын

@@reasyrandom Hoverboarding sounds fun...

@JayStCloud 9 жыл бұрын

Please do "Kingsman: The Secret Service"

@Pikachuwhereareyou 9 жыл бұрын

Jay StCloud YES. It must be done!

@aliajam6187 9 жыл бұрын

PLEASE DO KINGSMAN THE SECRET SERVICE

@costellog83 9 жыл бұрын

Jay StCloud Yeah!

@ceb0lla904 9 жыл бұрын

I NEED IT, DO KINGSMAN PLEASE

@biancadrumea6913 9 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@alandoe1122 3 жыл бұрын

SJ always good for a chuckle !

@peterkrug2327 2 жыл бұрын

1:08 We actually got that with Katniss Everdeen from THE HUNGER GAMES.

@m.jailam8861 6 жыл бұрын

"man they couldn't even kill Sean Bean right" damn xD

@ThorneyedWT 6 жыл бұрын

Sean Bean survived the Martian and it was good movie =/

@imaadshahrukh4829 6 жыл бұрын

Thorneyed The Martian wasn't just a good movie, it was an awesome movie.

@ScarletBlack42 3 жыл бұрын

Also Silent Hill. Maybe not a great film, but a good and visually creative one.

@nothanksbro69 3 жыл бұрын

@@ScarletBlack42 Silent Hill movie is an insult to its the source material, the first 2 video games

@wozzdogger 3 жыл бұрын

also Troy

@noneofyourbeeswax01 3 жыл бұрын

@S V No, _you're_ fucking terrible at watching movies! ;D

@ashv9565 6 жыл бұрын

While watching this movie, I got so bored that I started cleaning my room. About an hour later I realized the movie was still playing and there was still an hour of movie to go. It's like watching paint dry. How can it still be happening and why haven't I moved on yet?