Please do Zardoz

Please Do baby driver next

That military roast tho. I had to use the California wildfires to put the fire out in my house.

There's still one MCU film you guys haven't done: The Incredible Hulk.

do the lego batman movie

Same

They wouldn't be so bad if the movie didn't overuse them.

I think Indiana Jones 4 is fine. Not the level of the other three, but it’s fine. **ducks**

Oh you didn't know? You're supposed to hate everything.

+Pop_aristocraT Like John Williams' score?

Yes, that was deeply moving. Honestly it's what carries the movie.

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational *construction noises*

I still cry with joy when I see karma of Annakin's post traitor face. Fry you turd, FRY! On the dark side, the Empire would survive con-vid 19....

Me too. So emotional 🥺

Yes

*anakin

That band was in the palace.

max rebo survives tho

They probably lost their job after that

But Bib Fortuna survived... somehow.

Good point. That makes me feel better.

gambitvoleur me too

Looking back on it, alot of it is nostalgia. I loved the movies but boy where they cheezy and weird. Lots of strange directing ideas. We let them get away with alot. Most of this criticism is fair, doesnt mean we still cant love our movies growing up.

If you ignore the Ewoks then the Death Star scenes with Luke, Vader and the Emperor are a great way to end things.

And it didn't suck.

I think that itd severely underrated as well. It definitely has issues but its a heartfelt return to focus on Luke as a developing character done phenomenally well, even better than A New Hope in that regard. It is also sort of the linchpin of The Last Jedi so if you don't like ROTJ you probably won't like TLJ.

Just think about the Storm Trooper helmets turned into a xylophone. Where are the troopers?

Oh no people don't forget about that at all because Lucas Film reminded us of that with one of their Forces of Destiny shorts. Leia actually stopped the Ewoks from eating some Stormtroopers. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/edmPqbSY07zSeYE.html

And they had a dress that fit her. Where did they get that dress from, huh? Seriously did Leia loot that dress off a dessicated, half-eaten corpse? Asking for a friend.

This is guillermo del toro level of dark XD

Carl Rood Still inside. Somehow they will have to manage the different Sounds these things made.

Good to know I wasn't the only one who thought it looked like a harmonica.

Same here 😊

What harmonica?

@@Rival_Games in Vader's mask.

@@Lulu-ex7fc oooooo I see it now lol😂

It’s my favorite

Same

@@TheZyft same

I've been watching reactions from people who had never seen Star Wars, and mostly, they love it!

I like it but my favourite is Revenge of the sith

Yes like the haters letting the hate flow through them to hate on the Ewoks and then the Gungans from Episode 1. ;)

Hey Screen Junkies....SPAMMING IS WRONG!

Hey Screen Junkies....SPAMMING IS WRONG!

David315842 I hate bots

It's a trick!

I couldn't agree more, but I am thinking of two: The one in Empire as well as in Return. I'm not sure why they can't make scenes like that any more. The emphasis, nowadays, is always on the QUICK action, frantic editing, etc. But sometimes it is a joy to take your time and watch something progress.

And also the greatest redemption arc in cinema history

kylehspano Give this man top comment!

I see through the lies of the Jedi

This line was foolish . . . So we destroyed it !!!

NEVER !!!

Well... did he say it?

That should probably Meesa if you want it pronounced right.

+

Robert Sagers , meesa darth jar jar and yousa in big doodoo dis time

lol hishe

no way this actually works

No kiddin. Look what happened to Snope.

Robert Cortez I bet she'd look pretty damn great in that outfit lol

Carrie Fisher apparently told Daisy Ridley that too. ...no, really.

Mmmmmmmmhhh Daisy

Nah, mate. You seen the Matrix? Emu's 've got those long legs and necks. Emu's will reign supreme . . . at least until the Drop Bears run out of tourists.

the Emu war is my favorite random historical fact and it totally fits here, thanks for remembering it

I live in Australia called Emu Plains

Australians really hated Emos huh....man MCR should not tour there

Emu war is epic, but I'm also fond of the Battle of Palmdale.

Yes

ultrapersonthing yeah! For punishment you need to say "It's a trap!"

And they said nothing about the Emperor eithe

Simon Pema Mine too. I love ROTJ

I think Screen Junkies are often overly critical just to make the trailers funnier.

It's just part of the bandwagon to hate on the prequels.

Simon Pema Mine too. Empire is my favorite becuade everything is damn awesome in it. But my favorite Star Wars scenes of all time are the scenes with Luke, Vader and the Emperor in the Throne Room. "I'm a Jedi like my father before me!"

I agree! Especially when compared to the first 3 movies as well as the two new Disney ones!

LOL! Funny thing....everyone hated Star Trek V...but i liked it. Kirk never directed another movie after it.

@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Yes, my favorite part from Star Trek V is Kirk's speech as to why he didn't want Sybok to show his pain.

Honestly "What does God need with a Starship?" is the second best thing in that movie. Only behind, "I need my Pain."

I don't mind the idea of him saying "no", I just wish it was more angry.

I think i have a version where vader is silent as he does this. I didnt even know he said "no" at all.

I can kind of forgive the CGI, but taking out the "yub nub" song was irredeemable

KingKrusty That would be the original version, before George Lucas "improved" things.

Last year, I bought a VHS with RotJ for 4-5 dollars, that has 23 years. Raw 1983 version. Sadly, it's 4:3, but I can live with that.

Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!?!!?

owlstag awn No way, we'll be getting a gritty spin-off movie about the revenge spree of that gin droid.

Gonk paid good money to be tipped upsidedown and have his feet scorched. He is a decidedly kinky droid at heart.

What is this Gonk droid meme i keep seeing? I don't know why people are obsessed with them

The metal isn't even touching his feet

Michael Lester killed Vader too

Marcus Blixenkrone-Møller I agree.

This is a good summation. It also provided a FANTASTIC ending to the Skywalker story (until Disney screwed it up.)

How dare you!!!! It is worse than the sequels!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must hate ROTJ, it being bad is a fact, not an opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@@LumiNyte are you joking?

@@ryanangelastro504 yes

Me too.👍

@@LumiNyte Funny, I read "It's a fact, not an opinion" elsewhere today about a Star Wars movie.

But the really ironic thing is that Fisher actually asked for a costume along those lines.

Better than having a hammerhead cat conveniently rip off only the bottom half of her shirt and leave no lasting injuries [coughattackoftheclonescough]

Women seem to not like competition from other women( Let alone a younger woman copying & stealing their shine). Men competing for them is an entirely different story though.

True, but at least they sort of defended the Ewok's victory over the Empire.

Agreed, especially the Vader-Luke act.

The final duel between Luke and Vader with the fantastic soundtrack might be the greatest moment in Star Wars history

The whole Luke-Vader-Emperor sequence IS the best thing in the entire franchise. Also the opening sequence in Jabba's palace is great too. Good way to showcase how cool Goth Catholic Priest Luke now is :) Lots of beautifully shot atmospheric scenes in many places.

Otherwise you'll tread on me

"there's no way the mighty empire would struggle against a smaller, poorly armed force" Have these people ever heard of something called "the rebellion"?

Don't click the link.....it's a trap!!

Rip Admiral Ackbar

It's even worse that they didn't mention the Emperor ONCE

Perfect? More like perfectly nightmare inducing. Fuck that quicksand floor.

do it do it do it do it

You mean "dew it"?

Sadly she died

Reportedly SHE chose that to show that hot women could still be powerful and worthy of respect.

Reportedly *someone* had a lifesize model made of her in that costume... correct in all details... which Fisher understandably wasn't happy about since metal doesn't cling to the body like fabric. Take a cold shower, Mr L!

I would like this but that would unexecute Order 66

It was epic indeed! My favorite part when I was a kid.

Jarrod Higgins yeah before we realized that the main characters in any story have plot armor.

It definitely isn’t my favourite. But I love those parts too. It was a great movie.

Empire is still the best, followed by A New Hope, then Jedi

Juan Diaz I always liked Pikachu .

well..... they're called Honest for a reason

average human I hate the 30 sec9nd ads the play that are unstoppable

average human ypu mispelled honest

Me too.

Except not accurate or honest in this case since half the stuff they complain about are the shit Lucas added 20 years later to his special shit editions.

In the Blu-Ray version Yub Nub is removed...yet Hayden is still there...still there

YOU BASTARD!

I just love the idea that people back in the day didn't know that they were related. Like, there were probably fans who shipped them. Imagine how they felt after this movie. 😂😂

emmm, they are

the force was with them. (best excuse for any ridiculous plot element)

This isn't how the force work !

Truth. Excluding deaths caused by spaceships, Ewoks killed more Imperials in the last 20 minutes of ROTJ than all the rebels combined could manage in 3 films. With sticks, rope, and rocks. That's why you never saw Vader helping defend the shield generator on Endor. He wasn't about to mess with them.

Not just killed imperials but ate them as well.

You mean something ramdom?

Nick Sojka yah. Did he try to say something random or to actually say what he typed?

@@crazykraken4139 The "n" key is right next to the "m" key, in addition to the letters being of similar shape. So it's understandable.

Nick Sojka so that means he tried to type, “say something random.” But he got rekt cuz at the end his message was just read out instead of something random being said. 🤣🤣

Hanz Gruuber Can you explain it to me?

Amparo Narbona a reference to the band My chemical romance

Hanz Gruuber Ok, but, what does this have to do with 'Star Wars'?

Let me help you understand. Basically Luke started out as a good kid with dreams but without the self confidence to make them a reality. What obi wan did in a new hope is help him believe in himself (and this is what “the Force” represents symbolically) to destroy the death star and save the rebellion. Then in Empire, it’s shown that he still has doubts, he’s still impatient; he still has flaws. Yoda tries to teach him to believe “in the Force” (ie to slow down, have patience, believe in himself, even allow his friends to die to save what they fight for) but Luke won’t have it. He recklessly goes off to face Vader long before he has even started to become ready, and this is his greatest failure. He is defeated and in learning Vader is his father his defeat is made greater: his choices have put him on the easy path to the dark side and he will become like his father. What Jedi should have been about was Luke’s redemption from this failure, but instead we are simply told that Luke is now a great Jedi from the start and the whole rest of the movie loses focus because it flat out ignores what the previous two films were building towards. Han’s story was Luke’s opposite: he was confident but didn’t care about doing the right thing, and in the first two films he slowly learns (from Luke) to do the right thing. This culminates with him sacrificing himself to save Leia (and the rebellion with her). With Luke’s arc absent from Jedi Han isn’t left with much to do characterwise and just stalls in the same spot of “I’m a good guy now”, a boring mush of a character which probably led to Harrison Ford’s boring mush of a performance. Tldr: Hope and Empire were building to Luke’s redemption, Jedi didn’t respect the core themes of its predecessors and is therefore a very bad film.

I don't know i kinda like revenge of the sith the music was brilliant and it has some genuinely heart wrenching scenes like the scene where Anakin burns and the order 66 scene as well the lightsaber combat for the most part was cool

There's one thing I'll give to the Red Letter Media critic: the light saber duels were loaded with an emotional charge while those of the prequels are super choreographed but boring...

Free Bird Star Wars fans can’t seem the comprehend the difference between “Worse” and “Terrible”. It’s the same thing with the prequels.

The Ewok story was originally supposed to be about Wookiees. It was going to be about Chewie returning to kashyyk with Han and Leia not only to destroy the deathstar shield but to free his enslaved people. That would have been epic but Lucas decided he would rather sell more toys.

I liked the Ewoks. They were vicious little monsters that eat people.

The new music at the end was arguably the most genuine improvement made to the original theatrical cuts.

TheValeyard92 The Ewoks are lame why shouldn't there song be too?

Just stop trying to understand the overly critical Star Wars fans. They have high expectations and their lives must be miserable.

I'm not miserable because i am not critical. Unlike these "fans" who can't stand watching material for both kids and adults, i enjoy the Ewoks.

even *B E T T E R*

I think you meant 30. ...+ 16 spin-offs

Killkor what

You, sir/madam, have just won the internet.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Why am I laughing at this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooooo.....

erikthevikingful lol

Trust me. You're not alone.

It’s the best one! I love it 😻

The middle of the movie is basically filler

ROTS is mine youre fine

Me too!

respect for having the unpopular opinion

*You`re

You have to do the greatest showman

The angst is strong with that one.

Hugh Heavens that might be the saddest death in the movie.

Maaaan... fk that Ewok!! :p

What about the death of the rancor? His owner was heart-broken. Bloody Skywalker!

Keldor D'Antrell the guy in the leather hood gets his redemption in the Aftermath trilogy though.

Lost Empire oh, yeah, and Temmin is in those, i need to go read the third one

Cloud Striker exactly

Cloud Striker Star Trek V is still better then the prequel trilogy

What does God need with a starship? Why is God angry?

Iunno, that may change to either include Discovery, or just Discovery...

There was no V. It jumped from IV to VI. I don’t know what any of you are talking about.

Joseph Wolfson. Consider that and the fact that in the end of the movie they are dancing around bonfires, banging stormtrooper helmets and you start to realize what might have happened to the stormtroopers they beat.

Yes. They were going to cook Han Solo for dinner.

That's a popular theory, but consider that they also befriended humans in Luke, Leia and Han, who wouldn't have approved of them eating their kind.

It's more than a theory that they were going to serve Han for dinner. It's what Threepio told them that their plans were for him.

I know that, I'm referring to LATER. I'm pretty sure Han and Leia wouldn't have approved of them eating people, and would've conveyed that to 3PO who they considered their "God". They likely just burned all the bodies.

At least until The Last Jedi comes out on Blu-Ray.

Not exactly, there is that midquel, The Clone Wars that for some reason aired in the cinema, the two Wookie movies, the Holiday Special and The Last Jedi.

Complete garbage

So I guess that rogue one, hansolo movie , boba fett movie and obi wan kenobi movies do not count

Morty! I voted for you! Rick's are overrated

That doesn't make them cannibals though.