Do Clone Wars 2008 (the tv series)

Say: "Ha ha ha ha ha, you're in a wheelchair."

Movie so good they named a wrestler after it

Bollywood movie Qayamat is remake of this movie.

Do uncut gems

Okay, that one gave me a good giggle.

Drew Christensen Sean Connery thinksh you’re shekshy.

Gold

She shells sheashells shdown shby shthe sheashore.

you shir have earned my like, but not my shubshcription.

Sometimes the real treasure is the long journey to the joke along the way. ... I'm not high, I'm just tired.

And we learn that the Epic Voice Guy can sing in his epic voice! And now I want him to say that last sentence in his epic voice! 😁

It was so much funnier because it took so long! So clever.

I don't get it. What's it about? I've never heard of this candyman song

Would that make it Rock Candy?

I believe that is called Head Canon. Although it also feeds into the larger fan fiction that james bond is an assumed name and all the different actors are just different men that assumed it over the years.

@@Vulkanprimarch wait, it isn't? They're all the same guy? Not an alias or something like that?

@@efu2046 No it is an Alias. I am saying the fan fiction if you will. Is that Sean Connery in The Rock is one of the men that used the James Bond 007 alias then got captured in the USA for espionage. Maybe his real name was John Patrick Mason, former SAS.

@@Vulkanprimarch ah, i see. I thought James bond is the same person in every movie despite the different actors

@@Vulkanprimarch I thought that was actually confirmed somewhere along the line? Being caught got him disavowed and they gave his designations and code name to the next guy to pass the tests.

:D

He was approached and then declined because he wasn't allowed to see the script.

@@LinkMarioSamus GET TO THE BOMBA!!!

"Words to live by, Eggsy, words to live by...."

I didn't get that joke. Now I do. Thank you.

First time I lol'd in an Honest Trailer for years!!! Comic gold x 1000

that was a good one!

So the Pierce Brosnan Bond was an impostor?

@@nrkgalt totally!

nrkgalt More like the next guy in line to get the designation, after Connery-Bond was captured and then abandoned by his government. 007 and the Bond name are the designation given to the orphans-turned-spies, who’s real identities have been erased. It’s why every bad guy is both surprised, and not surprised, when they find out his name. Exactly like getting a series of different people, all named “Nic Cage” sent after you, until one of them finally beats you.

Inkosi-Inathi Memani what about the tombstones in Skyfall with the names of Bond’s parents?

@@leschroniquesderick4109 plot hole

Fabulous opening credit sequence ...

Must have been everyone else doing the writing on this movie. Hence the drama behind the scenes.

Brent Seymour tarantino and sorkin were uncredited screenwriters

Lol , damn 😅😅😅

Mafia family

Alex Mason

Maybe they planning for sequel with Goodspeed trying exposed about that microfilm

The CIA

And Connery literally smiles and says "Really?" now that's a 🎶goooold zinger🎶

@@mitchellneu underrated follow-up. Nicely done.

Responses and one liners are different things

400th 👍

How in the name of Zeus' BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell? Perfect Nicolas Cage

Ok. Can't believe I just got that one. Thanks for the ELI5!

Omg me too!

Took me a second, cause I didn't expect it, but yeah, that was a preeetty good one. :-)

Anyone else remember when he was Rocky Maivia, or am I just old?

Ah, hey there, GW.

Sir! Yes sir!

@@abbaszaidi8371 يا اخي معقول انك عراقي؟

I concur - Semper Fi

Aye, aye!

@@IvyHilts You sir are like a pirate in a room full of jarheads.

Yes please, that would be a very kind thing to say.

Im not crying youre crying!

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying

Are you trying to get me misty eyed? Because that's how you get me misty eyed!

My eyes are Misty Mountains

😆😆😆😆

I say that about my daughter's diapers.... I've got green poo! I've got green poo!

Gives me goosebumps. I jam the soundtrack at the factory for work.

CQ1! CQ1!

Yep

I take pleasure in guttin' you......boi

Agree opening scene is epic

copied it in Gladiator and Pirates of the Caribbean.

when I played Metal Gear Solid a couple of years later I totally thought it was the same guy... oh wait

I sometimes had the soundtrack playing on background while playing CS. Back when it still had some resemblance of tactical shooter.

His score on Interstellar was better

He was burned.

Because quentin tarantino and aaron sorkin written the script for this movie even tho they both uncredited

This is the only Michael Bay movie with a remotely sensible plot, plus it has an amazing cast at the top of their game.

Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery. Easy.

I think it's because there's a somewhat coherent plot, a compelling antagonist who is (at least a little bit) justified in what he does, a stellar supporting cast, Connery doing Bond one last time, and 90's Nick Cage, who was odd but could be great in the right roles. Sometimes, Michael Bay gets it right.

Its so good even call of duty stole some scenes from it haha

Huge scrubs fan that was dope

Damn straight! They my avengers too!

100%

Jennifer Schick we need an Avengers movie with these Avengers

That was fucking priceless.

But it inevitably still has some of the worst traits of his films from racist stereotypes, to all-over-the-place camera work in certain scenes, to awkward editing. And while there's no shots objectifiying women, the two women characters in the movie are terribly underserved.

@@connorbrennan4233 🙄🙄🙄 here we go again...there's always one

@@segsb7085 I really enjoyed the film, don't get me wrong. But those negative elements in Bay's films are still present, even with it being a very good movie. That's all I'm saying. Also, "simp?" Because I'm a man who speaks positively about women I'm automatically a "simp?" I'm not seeking attention back. I'm not trying to give off a sense of entitlement. I am merely voicing my opinion, and I believe that the film could've done its women characters better justice.

@@connorbrennan4233 Blah blah blah..it was an action movie...i dont get why you pretentious types think ure so much better than everyone else because you are "speaking positively about women"...you can never be satisfied until you suck all the fun out of everything..this movie didn't objectify women but that still wasn't good enough for you. You still had to find something to moan about on behalf of women, minorities etc. etc. Just let people enjoy their love for an old movie in peace without feeling the need to crap all over it just to show how much of a good simp..(sorry i mean guy) you are..if you "enjoyed" this movie, i'd hate to see what you think of a movie you didnt "enjoy"

@@segsb7085 what racist stereotypes is he talking about anyway Lol. There’s little to no mention of race In this movie. Complaining to complain

It's not a theory, Sean said straight out he's playing bond

Theories are for the real world. You have no facts to compare.

@John Sentri Where's the fun in debunking a silly theory like that? Let people have their fantasies.

Not so far fetched is it?

I’d say it’s the 90s Cage/90s Connery duo

And he was also a villain who was kind of... right?

STAND DOWN CAPTAIN!

@@Brok. Exactly, the best kinds of villains are those who you agree with their motivations but not their actions. Shower scene is the best scene of the movie because of Harris. Maybe other than the F18s dropping the bomb scene. That was dope AF.

Of every movie

What is that from?

@@lw1391 the Avatar (anime)

@@lw1391 It's from Avatar the Last Airbender it's a cartoon from Nickelodeon it's really good :)

@@Ray-oc4ui So not innuit mythology then.

Every dad's "Dream-Cast"....... Sega has left the comment section. Well played, sir.

They were def channeling Bond

I think they elude to that in the movie if I remember correctly.

@@mayowankenobi nic cage makes a face when Connery says he was british intelligence

They're close allies so it doesn't add up.

David don’t be that guy & yes I like this fan theory actually

Pretty sure it is the best thing he has ever done, so can be called the 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 Bay thing that Bay has ever done.

@@88Fallon Nah, Bad Boys and Armageddon were amazing too, and there were good parts in Pearl Harbour also. Hell, even the Island had its moments. It just went downwards from Transformers.

The Rock was Bay's best movie. Yes it has explosions and a bunch of other Bay clichés in it, but this movie was written smartly and has a kickass soundtrack. Pearl Harbour and Armageddon are better than Bayformers, but worse than The Rock.

Alas

Bad Boys 2

I dunno I thought The Island was pretty solid...

13 hours Secret Soldiers of Benghazi was decent

The Island and Pain and Gain were pretty good, imo

And grumpy. But still a cool guy.

"...and neither is this". Steals dudes bike

It is “it’s not mine.”

JABoyle3875 he also didn’t say “dude” but I think the point was made

And then stole that dude's bike. Badass...

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best - winners go home and f**k the Prom queen" Epic line

Complete with the person on the receiving end repeatedly mocking the line in the next scene.

Not to be corrective, but it’s, “I’ll take pleasure in gutting you... boy!”

@@AristonSparta It's "Cause I take pleasure in guttin' you ... boy!"

@@AristonSparta Not to be corrective-corrective, but there is no comma after 'it's'.

@Reyn damn... you got me there

I had to stop the video, so hard that I’ve laughed. Such a great, obscure, and overlooked gem of an horror movie. It should be brought up more often.

@@mauriciomedeiros4679 I wouldn't call "Candyman" obscure. In L.A. before the pandemic, there was a sold out showing of it at Tarantino's theater at a 2:00 Friday afternoon.

It’s one of my all time favorites!

Dude those 4 films you mentionned made my childhood

T2 actually sucked. Surrounded with nostalgia. Sorry

@@VampireHunterD44 amazing every word of what you just said was wrong

Confused? '𝘛𝘩𝘦 Predator' was a recent release and only average, 'Predator' is the Arnie pic.

Because Con Air, is perfect 👌

And also one of the best Zimmer's score of all time!

@@abbaszaidi8371 Man 90s Action movies were so great.

@@cinevore358 Hans agrees because he's been using it all his movies since.

@@abbaszaidi8371 And yet, Face/Off is superior.

Would have been really disappointed if they didn't mention it :D

Do it. Watch the movie again. You won't be disappointed!

Common misconception, he was in that Iron Eagle knockoff with helicopters before this...

Nemo_Veritas Firebirds

There are two "shower' scenes in the movie, Which scene are you talking about ? There is a shower scene where Sean Connery takes a warm shower in a hotel and steals a rope,and there is another badass scene in the old abandoned shower room of Alcatraz where commander Anderson's men are ambushed.

You're down there, we're up here!

@@shubhayukolay9609 The former cleanly

“If yer going to Shan Franshishco!!! Be shoor to wearrrrhhh prettty flowuurrrssshh in yer haigghhhhrrrrr!!!!! Ah room shervish? Do you do drinksh? Shnackshs?”

@Crewman1023 Yup, and that's the reason I asked for a clarification.. I mean Sean Connery is badass, but seeing him shower would not be my preference at all..

Yeah, but HOW deep? It's classified.

You do the abyss.

Thanks for making me feel old. Haha.

I love your profile picture lol.

And y'all need to comment it too so that they'll see it!

I'll give that a bump.

@@MerrickKing do I have to

Niiice

Yeah, especially now that its become one of the most streamed shows on Netflix.

I enjoyed his appearance in Snowpiercer too!

He's always good, even in fluff like Milk Money. He was a perfect John Glenn in The Right Stuff.

Can't forget the classic Abyss.

They say Harris is notoriously difficult on set.

Appaloosa was a good film too

Better yet, the sequel.

Or better yet, the not a duology

I agree

Let's ride!

Except at 2:36.

I endorse this comment

*Allen*

@@benabramowitz18 Wait, have they been hiding the alan raptor in every trailer?

@@RXdash78 Yep, every one since Endgame.

It's gonna be ssssssssssssssssmokin'!

Nah I would say Arnie fits that comparison better. Musclebound athlete turned actor, without top notch acting skills but with oodles of charisma to make up for it, starring in everything from action movies to silly comedies.

I thought you said 'The Goodies' there and got really excited for a moment

I second this nomination.

Me three.

oof! That would be tough.. "endless panels of white light" yeah - that's a head start. Plus, they're almost always centred around someone - or something - going crazy - or being made to think they're crazy...

Then he'd have to watch them.

Why in god's name would you want to force those wonderful people at Honest Trailers to sit through that huge, steaming pile of bantha poodoo to create an honest trailer for it? Why do you hate the Honest Trailers people!?

They generally do movies that a lot of people have seen.

They should do Starship Troopers, it's a really cool movie