Congratulations, you all just completed your fire safety module.

“GAS BRO” 😂😂 Nice to see a surgeon that actually respects anesthesia

"I just keep taking the test until I get the right answers", I'M DYING. No one EVER remembers these acronyms.

Ortho remembers that it takes 700C (1300F) to burn bone. That is a very high temperature for an open flame. The bones are fine, ortho's not worried. If anything, it makes the bones easier since it removes all the internal medecine stuff the bones are saddled with.

"Nurse bro" is a phenomenal line.

I worked in a courthouse, not a medical facility, but I learned this: all the smokers know where the exits are...follow them

Only one letter for fire safety protocol: J for Jonathan already put the fire out.

“The fire is in OR 3” “These rooms are designed to contain the fire to one room” Boom. No problem. There is a fire in the room designed to contain fire.

"There's a fire you need yo get out!" The patients ribs are split apart, I'm 35ccs of bloodloss in, and Anesthesia is halfway through their sodoku. Nobody's moving

A surgeon stopping a surgery for a non-medical reason? It has never happened

I learned more about fire safety watching this video than I did my fire safety modules.

I love how Ortho is so respectful to everyone, even anesthesia

As one of the people in my hospital responsible for making sure people take their annual training, this hits reeeeeally close to home.

We had an OR fire once. Two tables were running at the time ( surgery and ENT) and one was just over( OBGY). All procedures were left at whatever stage they were in, directly skin was quickly closed for transit and they were rushed to another OT complex in the hospital. High drama situation with smoke everywhere but no patient was abandoned or harmed. One of my surgery colleagues had to run back in to evacuate the newborn from the OBGY table, who got left behind in the chaos as his mother was shifted out. The fire remained contained to the one OR where it started and was controlled in half an hour with no lives lost.

I work in the lab, it's so hilarious watching nobody leave the station even though the building is literally on fire. Lab never stops, we've definitely had an analyzer start smoking but I'll be damned if we didn't get as many samples through it as we could before it had to go down

Love that anesthesia never stopped playing Bejeweled.

I am ortho and i approve this message.

This was WAY more entertaining than our training modules Also, fun fact: "I paid a med student to do it for me" was how Johnathans were invented!

"Ortho, if you burn to death, you can never operate again." "EVERYONE RUN!"

In my first nursing job, we had to do these e-learning modules. I got bored right away and was blowing up and shrinking the font size just to pass the time. Turns out all the controls that allowed you to skip to the last slide were visible if you zoomed out all the way so I printed out all my certificates after maybe 5 minutes. Charge nurse goes "hey that was supposed to take you all night....can I log in and let you skip me to the end too??"

Once at my work a coffee maker caught fire and actual fire-men came by and it was the most exciting day in radiology Meanwhile I stayed in the reading room and hoped it was a drill

As a nurse bro and witness to 2! Open flame fires in a level 3 trauma ICU can confirm this is a truthful dramatization.

As a Firefighter I would probably be more surprised if they actually stopped surgery (unless it was their OR on fire) than if we put out the fire in OR3 and found them next door in OR2 still operating...

The timing and pace of this sketch is beyond amazing.

This is the best ever, as a student we were made to study the fire safety stuff, definitely could have taken it for anyone 😂😂

i choked and was about to die when he said "i kept retaking the test until i got the answers right".

Out there, somewhere, is an enterprising med student who is doing the RACE modules for all the surgeons and, with all the money they make from doing it, almost pay off half of a percent of their student loans!

On the one hand it's good to know that Ortho cares about his patients On the other hand, othro needs an intervention for surgery addiction

We had to “memorise” these for jcaho (THERE’S a topic you need to do!) and everyone forgot the second they left. My favourite part was we can’t hang pieces of paper on the wall because it’s a fire hazard, but we can do so if it’s on a cork board or in a plastic sleeve, because suddenly it magically becomes fireproof I guess

that "I don't know" was very clear about his decision

I work in environmental engineering, not a hospital, but can confirm it's like this there too. As the safety officer, I remain in flustered awe how such smart people can't figure out 'deafening alarm' and 'evacuation orders' means 'proceed to muster point', not 'rally to the coffee machine for a to-go cup, conversation, and bathroom break'.

If you've never contemplated if you wanted to burn to death in that situation, you probably haven't worked healthcare or worked it enough

I once won a small pocket sized tape measure for knowing what one of the letters in RACE stood for. The tape measure has been surprisingly helpful over the years. Didn't remember what any of the letters stood for though.

Worked in North Shore back WAY back in the 1980s. Had some workers doing checks to see that we did/didn't have asbestos (we didnt have any).. BUT they disconnected the fire-alarm on most of the floor with the ORs a month before this happened. Was running blood sample to get blood-gas from sample taken IN the OR.. went from hearing NO alarms in OR to hearing LOADS of alarms to the lab (where, OBVIOUSLY, they'd evacuated). Ran back to let the room know : BTW, I'm not scrubbing back in cause there's an alarm and I'm already in trouble for coming back for you all. Got written up for going back to the OR. Got award from hospital for going back too.

Okay, true story- fire alarm is going off-not a drill- and I’m trying to get the Chief of Ortho to leave. “We have to go” “But I have charts to finish”. I proceed to clear out the rest of the rooms, I’m looking outside- “Where is Junglas”!? I go back into the office and find him tucked away hidden in a corner charting. 🙄

Anesthesia here. His method for taking required on line modules is quite standard. However, my fire safety module should go quickly this year. I bet you could make a nice side hustle by sneaking modules into your videos.

Don't worry ortho, you can operate outside.

“You can stop operating, or you can *burn* to death.” NGL, I’d probably be right where Ortho was. Tough decision. Also, it does depend on how critically important the completion of the surgery is.

There was a fire on the floor right above our lab when I was doing my clinical rotations and we all just kept doing what we were doing while sticking our heads up like meerkats to see if anyone was leaving or if management would tell us to leave. Management did walk through and said yes the fire is real, follow us out. Everyone just moseyed on over to the exit.

This was a PHENOMENALLY executed sketch. So much dialogue and so many cuts and the result is so SHARP and hilarious. That's hard work!! Great job, I was rolling.

I’m a gas bro and I confirm that many of our gases do support combustion. That’s why fire safety modules are so important. Even our best preventive measures fail at some point. Thank you for this educational video 😊

This was more effective fire safety training than our halfhearted drills and computer modules. I might actually remember what C means now. The others I'm not so sure about.

I mean it's not like he can just stop what he's doing, he has his hands inside of an open human being.

"Nurse Bro" had me laugh water up my nose not gonna lie. 😂

I don't think I ever saw people actually respond to fire alarms when I worked in the hospital. I'm sure people on the floors did things, but in the ER everyone was basically like "we'll move when we see smoke."

I only work in health records for a hospital but I feel real called out about retaking my test until it was 'good enough'

Ortho is so relatable. Our university used to hold these fire drills and one time it happened during an exam and our prof just told us to sit down and do the test

And ortho long pause at the end is the reason why we need a head nurse. Saves everyone and actually did the module and remembers it!

"That's one loud and annoying alarm" "Yeah, I wonder where the fire is" "Idk, not here, so not my problem" "Oh, apparently it's in the room next to ours" "Ah, so definitely not here, got it"

This had me at the look Ortho gave at the "you can either stop operating or burn to death" Dr. G did great at the look of sincere contimplation like as though it's actually the hardest choice to make

Every hospital and clinic should have this video as their fire safety module! 😂

I just had to do these for annual compliance and this is spot on. Oh the tortured acronyms. 😂😂😂

I'm a teacher. The retaking the test until you get the answers right is a total mood. We have our own training modules to get through every year too and they're almost always the same.

"this is fine"- orthbro

The eyebrow acting is top shelf.

I once trained as a "Pink Lady" volunteer at a N. California community hospital. They took all the fire extinguishers that had timed out and saved them for an actual practice event (imaginary flame in a corner). All had the chance to pull the pin and spray, it was fun. They made learning fun. Laughing Orchestrates Learning. Wonder if some surgeon brain will use THAT model and hopefully come up with an acronym..... ; P

Not ashamed to say, I am in Compliance/risk management and died with this - thank you for much needed laugh today!

Hilarious!!! And so true!!! No one remembers that crap and if you just keep taking the test eventually you’ll get it right. Or you have awesome coworkers who leave the answers to the test on the desk for everyone else to use 👏🏽🤣👍🏽

I love how zooming in for the close-ups shifts the automatic color balance towards red, as if there's a fire spreading in the room, lol!

The absolute relaxed state of ortho and anesthesia makes this so much more hilarious

lmfao "why would gas bro lie to us" aren't operating rooms made to be super fire safe though for these situations?

I'm not in the medical field any longer, still love your content! and how you illustrate why I'm no longer in the medical field hahahaha

Ortho's like ".... Someone hand me a number three scalpel. The show must go on."

This is my favorite video, it's incredible! The timing, the dialog, the editing - this is the peak of Glaucomflekenverse!

Somebody call Fire Department Chronicles to drag Ortho out of there.

My favorite part of our fire safety training was aiming a fake extinguisher at a fake fire on a big TV screen. “No, you have to aim at the base of the fire, not the flames!” 😂

The conversation between the three is top comedy with perfect expressions and timings! U never disappoint! 🤣🤣

I want to get mad at ortho, but he is so innocent it is hard to get mad at him 😄😄😄

Turned up so early it didn't have a thumbnail. Genuinely thought you were trolling, Glauc! Also hospitals are so flammable oh my lord.

This whole skit was pure gold, but the end had me in *stitches* 🤣 The difference in characterization through subtle facial expressions is AMAZING

Ortho reminding us that he is a surgeon first and foremost.

I need a follow-up to this where Jason from Fire Department Chronicles joins in on the fun. 🤣

Took a sip of water before the last joke hit and nearly choked in front of my purring cat 10/10 worth it, thanks for your humor

Please cover PASS next! I bet Jonathan knows how to PASS.

Gas bro and nurse bro! The BCU (Bro Cinematic Universe) grows!

This would be a nightmare😭🤣

OR NURSE for the win! ❤ much love, Dr. G! Wonderful content. I’m due to complete my annual competencies. 😅

We had a fire in our department a couple of years ago. One of our professors refused to leave because he was writing. I has to push him through the fire escape-window. Too bad it was on the ground floor.

All I know is when I hear the fire alarm, I close patients' room doors

This is one of the funniest skits on the channel. Literally laughing. Anesthesia's nonchalant tone, the zoom ins, Ortho's comeback about the med student remembering the protocol...all excellent.

Our fire safety acronym is REACT so I was a bit confused haha R - remove persons from immediate danger if possible E - ensure door(s) are closed to confine fire and smoke A - activate fire alarm C - call the fire dept T - try to extinguish fire or evacuate

The end had me wheezing, the nurse being incredulous that this was a serious choice he was contemplating and ortho bro like 'IDK' hahah

“Why would gas bro lie to us”💯

Reminds me of one of my ICU rotations. Suddenly something starts beeping. We turn around and find that it's the fire alarm control panel... which is acknowledged without any consequence being taken. Now since this had been one of the most boring rotations I'd ever been on, I had had the time to read the fire evacuation plans. So while just about everyone around me either ignored the alarm entirely or just looked very worried, I started making notes how many people we had on ventilators, I started asking whether the ventilators on the ward needed grid power or could run on battery at least for a few minutes until we got to another part of the building. Eventually I had motivated people to start triaging patients on whether they needed a proper transport ventilator or whether an ambu bag would do for the transfer. Fortunately it was just some dust from construction works in an adjacent area that had triggered a smoke detector.

Ortho is so dedicated. Love him!

Ah yes, the dastardly acronym posted around the hospital and taught to us that I can never remember. Rules: Fire alarms go off, listen to what floor it's on, if it's not ours, we shut the fire and patient doors, and carry on as usual. If it's on ours, I copy what my coworker does, because 🤷. 😆

"Gas Bro" is hilarious!

This is my favourite video! I work in retail and no one remembers the acronyms for anything. We just know the fire exit is the front door.

We are all very uncomfortable that most disaster plans involve leaving a patient on the table. (Just did active shooter training this week)

We have A.D.D. in the instance of an armed threat (which stands for Avoid, Deny, Defend). It took me two years to be able to remember it. Cherry on top? We had an armed person active through our facility and we didn't hear any alarms, no one spoke over the intercom to give us any color warnings, and absolutely no one followed the A.D.D. protocol. Why? We didn't have security, the people that noticed the armed person just booked it, a good portion of the people didn't know what was going on and found out (and evacuated) because of text messages through coworkers, and by the time most of us had evacuated the authorities hadn't arrived yet. No one was injured, greatly in part because they sat down after destroying what they wanted, but yeah if people didn't pay attention to those so-called "helpful" acronyms, it's definitely not happening now lolol

oh my god I'm first this is my moment

This video was the intro for the fire safety training modules I JUST took for the healthcare system I work for. What's amazing is that it probably was more effective than the info I scrolled past immediately after. Excellent work on these videos!

The one time there was a real fire at my hospital, the alarm didn't go off. I think that was planned, because it was in the building next door, so those fire alarm systems aren't linked. But I was on the ward like, errr I smell smoke guys. 5 minutes later, oh the maternity building is on fire. I think what really gets normalised is the intermittent fire alarm. It's like, yes there is a fire in your building but it's not on your floor, so just ignore it for now. No one pays even a blind bit of notice. The emergency buzzer on the other hand, it goes off for a fraction of a second and 5 people are running towards you like, IS EVERYONE OKAY

That was a masterpiece.

This is literally how we do all our online training modules at work! Skip all the training slides to get to the quiz at the end and then guess until you get enough right to pass. At least, the two of us that have KPI's to actually "do" the training do that. Nobody else bothers. One year they said that we would only get our staff bonuses if everyone was up to date on their training modules before end of financial year - in the end on the last day of the financial year, since nobody had done any despite a lot of nagging, we got the temp to memorise the answers and complete the quizes for everyone.

really outdid yourself with this sketch, the comedic timing is perfect

Ortho is nice. Pays the med student.

When I worked at a hospital I heard RACE all the time and I still couldn't tell you what it stood for😂

The pause before, "...I don't know..." was just perfect. PERFECT!

As someone who was awoken by a fire alarm in my apartment building this morning, this hits different today.