"Hotel Pools" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)
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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers Dad Is Fat (2013) and Food: A Love Story (2014) He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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@ashleytrueblood2200 3 жыл бұрын
Having worked as a "housekeeper" in a hotel, this is 100% accurate. If people knew how disgusting some individuals are, they'd probably sleep outside.
@amehka5416 3 жыл бұрын
You are so right, I work in a 5 star hotel and I never could understand why people use towels hundreds of others have used.
@lesliemccormick6527 2 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a high end hotel in the Alberta Rockies just after high school. One of my friends worked in Housekeeping; the Head Housekeeper was a total bitch on wheels so the floor supervisors were terrified of her and were then harsh with the chambermaids, cracking the whip to get their set of rooms cleaned at break-neck speed ....some of the chambermaids washed the drinking glasses in the toilet and re-wrapped them or used toilet bowl cleaner to clean the sink and tubs- which made them look shiny, but as soon as water touched the shower surface it was slick as ice and a lawsuit waiting to happen, or only ran the vacuum in the middle of the room, or vacuumed the bathroom floor instead of washing it, or did not change the sheets every day, or only changed the pillowcases for checkouts if the room was only used one night... NONE of this was ok, ever, but if they were caught they were suspended without pay for 3 days, instead of fired because it was hard to get replacement staff quickly, and were only fired if they did it again; meanwhile, the rest of the staff had to pick up their slack. The sheets were so starched that the maids often broke out in rashes from handling them...
@juliemiller3387 2 жыл бұрын
You couldn't pay me enough money to work at a hotel! Ewwww!!
@jennifershanahan7343 2 жыл бұрын
@@lesliemccormick6527 I always imagine this happening at any hotel. Ewwwww
@lesliemccormick6527 2 жыл бұрын
@@jennifershanahan7343 Me as well, ever since I worked for one. 😬
@LeDank 3 жыл бұрын
That joke “they say swimming is good exercise but have you seen whales?” is amazing.
@RadioguyJ 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is the only person that can make me laugh no matter what’s going on in my life, or in this world. Thank you Jim!!! Last summer, my wife and I lost our 11 year old son in an accident. He was also a big fan of Jim. Jim’s comedy has helped us through some very difficult days since then. 🙏🏻💙🦋
@susanstiles9477 2 жыл бұрын
I lost my 18 year old. Humor is very important
@vickryan 2 жыл бұрын
God bless you guys. Church might be as equally important as comedy. In my opinion. It's got me thru tough times.
@popcornsutton6267 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss brother.
@Megan-gw6ol 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry for your loss. Praying for you all.
@rationalremedies29 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry.
@lukes4110 3 жыл бұрын
The "what room am I staying in" is one of his best jokes ever, and the buildup is perfect
@brianlake2905 3 жыл бұрын
Just came back from an hotel with an indoor pool and, not kidding, there she was... an old lady swimming with a shower cap. I almost drown
@l7puma 3 жыл бұрын
Did she remember what room she was staying in?
@valasafantastic1055 4 жыл бұрын
Love the pay off on the “what room are you staying at” joke. The way it interconnects with other jokes yet forms it’s own joke later. Clever stuff!
@pathfinderLXXIV 4 жыл бұрын
And neatly wrapped up with a closing shower cap joke.
@blacklabelqlewis 3 жыл бұрын
That's the basic formula of standup comedy
@valasafantastic1055 3 жыл бұрын
@@blacklabelqlewis Plenty of Stand up falls short of this. This is a great example 'of' this kind of joke/stand up! It's a sign that this is quality material. Some routines have better pay off and this example of that kind of top quality 'pay off' and interconnections; in my opinion. I can think of several examples that are 'that good' and memorable too, this deserves recognition as 'top class'. I hope that clarifies.
@ivans.8352 3 жыл бұрын
It is a master piece.
@mollyhannah2003 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a mattress by the side of the road, I say Jim's line about used mattresses and laugh. Just a little homage to him.
@LIONTAMER3D 2 жыл бұрын
How often do you see mattresses on the side of the road?!
@chazchillings3019 2 жыл бұрын
@@LIONTAMER3D do you live in the south? Of the USA? Cuz i do.
@jonbecker4650 2 жыл бұрын
@@LIONTAMER3D Come to Columbus, Ohio; mattresses on the side of the road are very common, especially on I-70.
@anastasiabeaverhausen. Жыл бұрын
Everytime I see body wash. I hear him say it 🤣
@Johnny-Cage 10 ай бұрын
@@anastasiabeaverhausen. body waaaaash 😂
@sportsfaan 4 жыл бұрын
How did I live 50 years without seeing 10 seconds of your comedy? Sir, you are one funny man - keep the videos coming.
@whostosay3256 4 жыл бұрын
And the guy doesn’t even swear and he is just funny as hell
@ChanManhandler69 2 жыл бұрын
@@whostosay3256 when he occasionally does curse it makes it like 10 times funnier because he usually uses it for emphasis on a joke
@michaelmccoy1794 2 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan is a comedy mastermind. I remember first seeing him on hbo over 30 years ago. He's been doing it for a while.
@shakia000 Жыл бұрын
Same. I’m 50 and I only just discovered him too. Laughing so much 🤣🤣
@maaags_ Жыл бұрын
Hot pockets?
@danield679 3 жыл бұрын
Showed the running joke “What room are you staying in?” at a dinner party. We were laughing so hard we were almost crying! So hilarious and clever.
@palois2022 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan NAILS the American experience. It's all the things that we think and feel but never say. I actually sit on a sheet on the hotel sofas bc I had that AH HA moment mentioned in the set. A+ for Accuracy
@nathan2130 4 жыл бұрын
That sheet is probably just as nasty as the couch unless you brought your own :)
@kraig7777 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I always drink in hotel rooms. Saves all that worry. I don't even remember most of the time lol.
@auberjean6873 4 жыл бұрын
The things I learned working at a 4 star resort hotel will haunt me forever, especial the way a room is cleaned!
@Mcsnooters 4 жыл бұрын
@@auberjean6873 Stories, please!
@auberjean6873 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mcsnooters, our 400+ room resort was big on training in other departments for when employees called off work. I volunteered to spend 2 weeks in house keeping, among other departments. First day I had to follow the man who sterilizes the glasses. He carried 5 glasses at a time out of the unit with each hand--each finger was in a glass so he could carry 10 at once and take a break sooner. Ugh. He was dirty and didn't wash his hands after he used the toilet in a tiny room that only had room for a toilet. I know bc I waited for him by the only sink which was next to the sanitizer machine and that, too, was disgusting enough. He put the little plastic caps around each glass, further getting his hands all over the glasses. I was thoroughly grossed out at that point. He got a call to fix a toilet that wouldn't flush, so I followed him. He wasn't wearing gloves. He reached into the toilet and removed solid waste and a crazy amount of toilet paper which he placed into a plastic bag, then wiped his hands on the guest's towel hanging above the toilet in such a way as to not disturb the towel display! The room had been cleaned... We went back to the sanitizer and all those "sanitized for your safety" glasses. It was time to remove more glasses that were clean and had cooled. I stood out of the way of the sink because I thought SURELY he would wash his hands now. He didn't, and removed 10 glasses at a time from the machine! First thing I learned in housekeeping, travel with your own cup from home!
@ok-ok6gk 4 жыл бұрын
“ I can play and use the restroom.”soooooo funnny
@StephBer1 4 жыл бұрын
That inside pool scenario was so true. My adult daughter and I went to a resort out of season for a few days, when she was visiting. I finally found the indoor pool, which was nearly underground and was decorated as if it was part of an underground grotto with rock walls and ferns etc. It was quite dark, full of fumes, echoing and I was all alone. It was surrounded by lounge chairs. The water was really warm and I was floating when I looked up a saw a man just standing on the other side of the giant glass wall at the entry, just staring in. Not coming in. Just staring. I was starting to freak out, and then thankfully my daughter turned up, at which point he left, thank God. We had a great time for 10 minutes and then a family with 6 kids arrived and that was the end of that. 6 kids in an echo chamber was sheer torture.
@l7puma 3 жыл бұрын
What room are you staying in?
@madingwang7778 3 жыл бұрын
@@l7puma room 404, unfortunately for some reason it disappeared
@nunyabizness3642 3 жыл бұрын
Where was this? It sounds amazing..... Except for the creepy guy and then the family with kids....
@Forge17 3 жыл бұрын
That man knows room you were staying in
@jeevst 3 жыл бұрын
LOL. Well did you give the guy some aquatic dance moves at least?
@traviskirkland3204 3 жыл бұрын
Above ground pools bring back great childhood memories. The best thing was getting everyone to walk around the edges, as quickly as you could, to create a whirlpool-like current.
@woltersworld 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits of yours. Made me laugh so much. My youngest was agreeing with you way too much for a 9 year old on the gross hotel stuff. Thanks Jim.
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
I know i mentioned this on DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS but i've watched and enjoyed many your videos. I watched them all in prep for my PALE TOURIST world tour. Hope you and your family are well.
@woltersworld 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimgaffigan That is really great to hear. Thank you, I hope the videos helped out. And I won't lie, I have watched quite a few of your videos and enjoyed them too over the years :) keep up the great work. Hope your family is doing well as well. Greetings from the midwest.
@lisawilliams9211 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched and enjoyed both of you guys videos. Thanks.
@Juan_7534 3 жыл бұрын
You must watch his bit on Hot Pockets if you haven't already! I did find this to be funny but the hot Pocket video is even more funny in my opinion.
@chrisv.noire.6388 Жыл бұрын
The "what room" combo killed!!!!
@Kid.Poker33 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Gaffigan is hands down one of the best comedians of our time and he does it effortlessly, whilst eating and pandering to our messed up innervoices in the best way. Thanks for the laughs boss!
@JA-io8nx 2 жыл бұрын
The rapid fire pace of these jokes is just mind numbing. Amazing delivery and not one unfunny line in that entire routine. Incredibly well done...
@mellib2086 Жыл бұрын
I work at a hotel, you nailed it!
@endlessfbl6788 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian because Jim ties everything back together at the end, it feels like he summaries the entire special in a few jokes. Cheers to you Jim!
@carlroles559 Жыл бұрын
I am SO GLAD you stayed with Stand-Up Comedy, you don’t so NATURALLY, like these thoughts are coming to you for the first time. You timing is so perfect. Oh by the way, you are very funny and have become my favorite funny-Man of all time. You are the epitome of a “Story-TELLER.!”
@shahjadafahim 3 жыл бұрын
No dirty talk but this guy still making people laugh ginius 👍🏻
@shahjadafahim 3 жыл бұрын
Thnks Gimgaffigan for giving me heart ❤️
@chadwooley6700 2 жыл бұрын
Yes thanks jim for some good clean funny stuff. Pretty rare these days!! 😃👍🙂
@rebeccablanton4035 4 жыл бұрын
I desperately needed this comedy tonight, thank you for existing.
@emiliaescobar7652 2 жыл бұрын
He is Hilarious!!!!
@olhesty2196 2 жыл бұрын
Jim, you are one of the best comedians to date. Thank you for making us laugh.
@flipperflapperdapper Жыл бұрын
How do you know what he's like to date? Isn't he married? How many comedians have you dated anyway?
@BobbyL80123 Жыл бұрын
@@flipperflapperdapper i was about to make that same comment/joke.
@gardeningsouthafrica894 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my word "what room are you in!" i have tears running down my cheeks.
@captainkatfish4645 4 жыл бұрын
Mr.Gaffigan you're so cool
@ldiane23 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Now I'm rethinking staying at hotels and using the pool.
@GeeTrieste 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, wasn't gonna before.
@sburris65 4 жыл бұрын
I've got to stop trying to watch Jim and drink at the same time. I've about choked on my coke twice from laughing so hard
@GeeTrieste 4 жыл бұрын
Jim G loves that you are choking, twice.
@dammbleth2 3 жыл бұрын
stop drinking coke. it is poison.
@isabellalesher8487 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, it's best not to choke on your $8 coke
@soccermommyNPC 3 жыл бұрын
It goes up your nose, not your throat. Silly goose 😌
@videogalwatch 2 жыл бұрын
Eight dollar coke from.hotel.mini bar?
@benr7002 6 ай бұрын
Jim always cheers me up. It takes talent to be funny and not smutty. I think he is my favorite of all time. Others have moments where they are hilarious but Jim is pretty consistent.
@aldavis8266 4 жыл бұрын
What room am I staying in?
@mrnonsense1031 4 жыл бұрын
Room 237. 😈
@bnyob3463 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic line in the joke!
@varus6969 4 жыл бұрын
Room 666
@SirWarlord2232 4 жыл бұрын
Do you got a shower cap I can borrow?
@evanpatterson6998 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know?
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
Humble genius 👍
@technopink01 4 жыл бұрын
I love using the shower cap to put over my shoes to put back into my suitcase :)
@drewgrows7765 8 ай бұрын
Comedy genius. Never stop Jim
@paleamigo8575 4 жыл бұрын
in-ground pool "the deep end/middle"😆
@georgevprochazka5316 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never sit on a Hotel room couch again ...
@jond3929 3 жыл бұрын
If I ever stay at a hotel and they tell me "that's the room jim gaffigan stayed in" you can bet your ass in gonna sit on the couch bottomless knowing that my ass is practically toughing jims ass
@alphafoxy21 4 жыл бұрын
Jim did this routine on Letterman a few years ago and this is how my mom and I got introduced to him. He is now one of our favorites! 💖
@faithcastillo9597 4 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I see this, it never gets old. Thanks for making us laugh!
@nancyevans822 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite bit so far... LMAO on a Sunday morning. Next, it’s church online. 😂
@artparty222murphy9 4 жыл бұрын
At least the outdoor pool bacteria will be killed by uv rays
@suebrown3465 4 жыл бұрын
You know you’re getting old when you can relate to “If my hair gets wet I’ll melt” great video and take care! 🇨🇦
@PatternLand 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda lol young people today haven't seen wizard of oz
@rosieanntrigger3307 3 жыл бұрын
The Man from the pattern land not true I’m young today and I have seen it but the movie is so old then what movies are today.
@jonathanmarxmiller2495 4 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite bits👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@user-tf8dc9hh8k 8 ай бұрын
Love to laugh. Gaffigan the only one I love to listen to over and over ! My very favorite
@jimyoung9262 4 жыл бұрын
2:57 "$10 to wash a pair of underwear that cost 3 bucks...what'd you clean it with champagne?!?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@nathanaelwilkerson57 4 жыл бұрын
To this day I think this is one of his best bits. So beautifully written and delivered
@henrysmith9725 4 жыл бұрын
I almost started watching the news. Then this was on my recommendations and I decided to make better use of my time.
@alexpastor8582 10 ай бұрын
jim and Sam Kinison are my favorite stand up comedians ever!!! love these guys!!!!
@debbieforhim7800 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU Mr. Jim Gaffigan!!! You are my favorite comedianne! Keep up the good work.
@candyndanny8212010 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love him! He's hilarious! 😂 He makes my bad days better, I suffer from BPD n other mental health disorders n I listen to him n he helps a lot, I wish I could thank him so much! He's awesome person n so dam talented!❤️ Wish him n his beautiful family the best of everything n wonderful lives!
@k1llj0y15 4 жыл бұрын
Grannys? Swimming Kids? Peeing Towel? Dirty Hotel? Trivago
@madingwang7778 4 жыл бұрын
Yes i bought this dumpster of a place on trivago
@SKyrim190 3 жыл бұрын
What room are you staying in?
@noelhutchins7366 4 жыл бұрын
thats a shower cap? Thought its plastic wrap for leftovers, because that great built in scrunchy holds the edges of the plate.
@Shelleybean3315 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@paulhartson1 4 жыл бұрын
Funny ffs LOL
@willlock3644 3 жыл бұрын
noel hutchins leave the jokes to the comedian. Not good.
@nomodz4real 3 жыл бұрын
#lifehacks
@brendonbuffaloe8830 3 жыл бұрын
Will Lock Nobody asked you to be a jerk about it. Comedy is subjective
@incandescentlyhappy7639 3 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing on the floor with tears! Literally! I remember when Jim had a cameo in the movie 13 going on 30, love that movie, as soon as I saw Jim in that scene I was like hey that’s Jim Gaffigan! The funniest comedian on the planet for sure!!!
@ms_cartographer Жыл бұрын
He was great in Super Troopers.
@iamsachinparmar 4 жыл бұрын
I have seen all your specials many time and each time I see it again it's always feels fresh and clean. Thank you Mr. Jim Gaffigan Waiting for next LET'S GET COOKIN episode
@tmoon9297 4 жыл бұрын
"It's the worst closet-carrying I've ever seen!" Lol
@freedomfromreligion1701 Жыл бұрын
The first thing said at pool operator school was" so you never want to swim in a pool do you."
@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын
This was nice to watch after work. It was a horrible day.. very sad indeed. Thank you for making me laugh for a few moments. This was our 21st wedding anniversary night and we spent it giggling with Jim Gaffigan! Can it get any better?
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@woohunter1 Жыл бұрын
I know this comment is 3 years old, but I couldn’t help but notice you had a sad day at work 3 years ago (when covid was real bad) and your name tells me you have a medical job. If that’s true, Just wanted to say thank you for all the stuff you did and went through.
@ukmedicfrcs Жыл бұрын
@@woohunter1 Wow that was the nicest comment! Thank you so much! ❤️
@zogbogbean2464 11 ай бұрын
Bro this isn’t your vlog..
@CGYT_Gaming 4 жыл бұрын
The old lady impression was hilarious.
@danielletanguay7272 3 жыл бұрын
This is gold! I had to pause the video a couple times to catch my breath because I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the laughs Jim. You’re great!
@jessejames6687 Жыл бұрын
“I SURE HOPE THE MAD HATTER ISENT IN HERE!!” lmao 🤣
@wandakalebaugh9465 4 жыл бұрын
Mom's are using the lounge chairs 😂😂😂
@ashleyunicornsparkles5489 3 жыл бұрын
IKR! Kids are still overflowing with energy after travelling. I'm so tired I could drink a couple red bulls then still fall asleep.
@mark10601 4 жыл бұрын
Great... now I’m going to have to take my own towels on holiday..
@kevnar 4 жыл бұрын
When it comes to hotel room cleanliness, black lights matter.
@vonniemichelle3670 4 жыл бұрын
kevnar LOL I would end up sleeping in my car.
@yellowblanka6058 3 жыл бұрын
That depends on who is using them - the cleaning staff, or guests. Honestly, for most hotels the most sensible thing would be to have a "room dispenser" like Mr. Burns bed dispenser on the Simpsons, just burn the whole thing and click a new one in for each new guest.
@Guitarmon8 3 жыл бұрын
lol - good one!
@lasuperchica59 3 жыл бұрын
I do love a good pun!
@nunyabizness3642 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dylanlamb8710 4 жыл бұрын
Love you oh pale one! 👍🏻✌🏻
@rammrras9683 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best callbacks! "What room are you staying in?"
@joelunanuova426 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh during these troubled times. You are truly gifted.
@iknowyourerightbut9392 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a business traveler... But now I’ll sleep in my rental car 😭🤣
@paulgoard8776 3 жыл бұрын
Yah, but there are even worse degenerates that have slept in that rental car.
@lilsammich8252 3 жыл бұрын
Commercial for yourself while yourself is telling jokes is one of your jokes in a different format. I like it.
@janedoe2783 17 күн бұрын
I LOVE the " What room are you staying in ?" jokes 🤣😆😂😝 !!!
@mlbvintagecardcollector505 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime I have gone to a hotel pool, I have always found a used band-aid clung to the deck.
@x-rockfm92hd81 2 жыл бұрын
BEST COMEDIAN AMERICAN LOOK UP WEIRD CANANADIANS FUNNY ALL BITS!! 5 STAR !!
@fosterfuchs 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this video while passing the time - in a hotel room.
@colettecarter4247 Жыл бұрын
OMG he makes me laugh so much! Hysterical!!!!
@bruceweigle7597 4 жыл бұрын
OMG What room am I staying in!?!? LMAO!!!! Laughter really is the best medicine:) THANK YOU!!!!!
@hoshikurama9666 4 жыл бұрын
You know, we all think it, but this man says it for all of us to hear aloud, and I'm living for it
@milwaukeewi1741 Жыл бұрын
He is so great!
@jessiehughes9432 Жыл бұрын
'I call this a bath' 🤣
@tes-uu9sf 4 жыл бұрын
"you don't have eight bucks in quarters on ya, do ya?"
@enviromental2565 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious because the 1st time my husband and I ever flew on a plane we got wanded by the TSA for standing and looking out the window at the planes, and they decided to set up a security spot right were we were standing. My husband who at that time had a weird obsession with pocket change had to empty his pockets. All the other waiting passengers stood and stared as my husband emptied out about $8 to $10 bucks in pocket change, lol.
@iluvdissheet 3 жыл бұрын
@@enviromental2565 there's nothing wrong with carrying pocket change. Although, $8-10 seems like a lot of weight but okay. My question: wouldn't he have had to dump his change going through the metal detectors? You set up the story as if a security station was created just for you 2 but he would have had to empty his pockets anyway.
@thedude4795 4 жыл бұрын
Mind blown at the wake up call character. "Yah hi my mommys not here, and nobody tucked me in yet. Go for a stray you got good night moon down there? How bout Harry the dirty dog thats a good one" just dying. Also like the in door swimming pool when someone else shows up: Hey hop in! The idea of starting conversation from a distance cracks me up
@RealGrubert 2 ай бұрын
Gaffigan is easily the funniest comedian on the planet.
@GODEED Жыл бұрын
He's so good!
@flamingpieherman9822 3 жыл бұрын
Well he just brought back a memory! Harry and his dirty dog... I remember that book LOL used to be my sisters
@ssc4649 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my family bond over your comedy and have for years. Especially in these times. Knowing your still around is a blessing!
@MrMusic-mw9so 2 жыл бұрын
Recently I stayed in a hotel and I was running out the door and I accidentally left 4 to go boxes full of Texas Roadhouse rolls in my room
@bigbensarrowheadchannel2739 4 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan brings his own heckler.
@carolines3953 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 I laughed so hard. Thank you! Disposable shower caps make great shoe covers so your shoes don’t mess up your clothes. So I take those too... 😊
@_RayOfLight_ 2 жыл бұрын
I always bring with me zipper bags , different sizes 😉
@joyanderson8646 2 жыл бұрын
@caroline s, Hmmm, good idea, I'll try it!!!!🤗🤗🤗
@alejandragarciagonzalezmez5046 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha!!! Loved it. An *excellent* comedian.
@7B7E7N7 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@bonjovirocks24 2 жыл бұрын
This is outstanding and hysterical!!! What room are you staying in?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nickhill8612 2 жыл бұрын
Cool a recent comment. This guy is hilarious.
@bonjovirocks24 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickhill8612 I agree. By the way, what room are you staying in? I’m asking for a friend. 🤣
@litebluwulf 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally just climbing into my bathtub when this video just ended then i heard jim gaffigan saw "wow you look good".. for a second i thought jim was spying on me somehow lol.
@deborahlandon6248 2 жыл бұрын
Stayed at hotels...so funny it's true. Laughter is the best medicine...Thank Jim for getting us thru covid, literally, a little bit easier
@CHrisPetE056 3 жыл бұрын
Who are the 494 people who gave this a thumbs down? It’s not even 9:00 in the morning and I have already laughed so much. You never get old or boring. *nobody paid me to say this* keep sharing.
@nicolegwaltney1684 2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!
@woltersworld 4 жыл бұрын
So true on the hotel towels... yikes :)
@Techinvestor567 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not like they are washed at 90 degrees
@marktwain622 3 жыл бұрын
The bed covers are worse.
@u4riahsc 2 жыл бұрын
I take my own towel and have a “sleep sack” I put on the bed at hotels.
@mats7492 2 жыл бұрын
@@Techinvestor567 still.. mattresses aren’t
@brucekaplan5544 4 жыл бұрын
I've listen to a lot of Gaffigan. He is amazing. And this is easily one of his top-10 performances. I am lucky to have has heard his comedy.
@theathjr 8 ай бұрын
Jim you rock
@robertcornelius3514 2 жыл бұрын
I like how most Hotels video tape you while you're sleeping but don't tell you.
@dixiesedgwick89 4 жыл бұрын
My version if multi tasking as a kid "I can play AND pee!!!!"
@dreamyjeannie3385 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never look at hotel pools the same way again, lol. Jim, you are keeping us laughing every day of our pandemic lives! So grateful for your daily comedy! 🤣
@JJX92 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “What Room Am I Staying In”☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
@goatsplitter 11 ай бұрын
"burn it, bury it in the backyard!!* 😹
@superschmolz 4 жыл бұрын
I had a friend in high school who called them out-of-ground pools, but it was the lower midwest, so outtaground pools.
@Jambuc829 4 жыл бұрын
This hits different because as I’m watching this I’m naked in a hotel room 😔.......😂😂😂
@bkbjorn3487 3 жыл бұрын
Jim. Dude. You are truly gifted. And CLEAN comedy. WOW!! Thank you sir 😊
@salsanchez7278 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s not working whale”…hilarious!
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