"That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
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@acecafe727 4 жыл бұрын
jimgaffigan Will do after I get back from McD’s. 🍔🍟🥤
@michealhenry3132 4 жыл бұрын
I will admit to going to McDonald’s. Happily!
@teresab6383 4 жыл бұрын
jimgaffigan until dinner with the Gaffigans I only knew you from Sunday morning on CBS. And now I can’t wait till 5pm every night and I watch all the stand up KZfaq I can watch. You are hilarious I love your sense of humor you kids are great. You and Jeanie are raising them to care about others. They are all intelligent and aware of what’s going on in their world. Thank Jim for giving me something to look forward to during this pandemic. Teresa from Nashville
@juliantorres8818 4 жыл бұрын
I already subscribed jimmy! But you will have to wait till I'm done with this hot pocket and McDonald's fries!! Thank you for understanding captain giddy!!
@upercalm16 4 жыл бұрын
You da best
@MakoRuu 4 жыл бұрын
When I worked at McDonalds, I always used to put +1 chicken nugget in all the orders so people felt like they got lucky.
@heatherm2140 4 жыл бұрын
Making your corner of the world happier, one nugget at a time 😊
@sarahwithanhyouheathen3210 4 жыл бұрын
Doing the lord's work here
@BigMiketheMOD 4 жыл бұрын
You sir, are a king of man
@bobbiellison4315 4 жыл бұрын
Great way to compensate for the bonus onion ring never in the fry box. Why are they still not making those boggles my mind!
@CALIBA88 4 жыл бұрын
i worked at bk but did simliar stuff.
@beliasphyre3497 4 жыл бұрын
It's bad when the cashier recognizes you as a repeat customer. Especially when it's their first day.
@FishingtonBurpPuzzle 4 жыл бұрын
Brought back a cringe memory of being served by my student but not recognising her. Still, I only had an icecream so not so shameful.
@nthgth 4 жыл бұрын
@@FishingtonBurpPuzzle I mean at least a burger has protein and vitamins 😄
@grecco_buckliano 4 жыл бұрын
@@nthgth Well, it's supposed to..........
@JD-go2qj 4 жыл бұрын
I've done that because there's a really pretty girl there 😉 it's not like I'm gonna pick her up in the drive thru though, but one can dream
@My_Naginta 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when you're at the liquor store
@johngardner1898 4 жыл бұрын
"A two gallon drum of diet coke."
@mattmclean1306 3 ай бұрын
THE SODA DENIAL LOL
@fexbio 4 жыл бұрын
Once I read that the McDonald's fries have fourteen ingredients, and the only thing I could think of it was: "I really hope one of these ingredients is potato".
@MrParis215 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Custerd1 4 жыл бұрын
Might be more than 14...
@0001captainawesome 4 жыл бұрын
McDonalds: Potatoe? No. But it's as good as potatoe. Better. We have 14 ingredients, not to brag but potaote only has 1...potatoe.
@dariusketchup4781 4 жыл бұрын
fexbio Is there even a potato in the potato? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@0001captainawesome 4 жыл бұрын
@@dariusketchup4781 potatoes are a lie. Dont give in to the potatoe propaganda.
@jameslichtenberger9789 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he can riff forever on one topic. It’s incredible.
@noah4090 4 жыл бұрын
James Lichtenberger he Has so much matieral
@BurtWhitten 3 жыл бұрын
brian reagan
@LukenUSee 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a master!
@turkeybowlwinkle4440 2 жыл бұрын
I heard he once riffed a whole week on bacon.
@bitedownpetey8954 2 жыл бұрын
the fries
@zachtremblay5834 4 жыл бұрын
Mcdonalds fries: Almost as salty as their employees.
@queen_of_flatulence 3 жыл бұрын
As a McDonald's employee I can confirm
@Alienshade 3 жыл бұрын
They are all good where I live. Besides the yung sommer workers.
@ct0760 3 жыл бұрын
Lol if you worked there or had friends that did and kept complaining about it, youd understand why 🤣
@viggycat8592 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! BAM!
@darionmonson 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm! Theyre nasty
@fourlittlebirds6166 7 ай бұрын
The “bonus fry” is the best joke ever. Truth. My family and I still joke about it.
@brianknapp6215 4 жыл бұрын
Best comedy line ever: "You ever have too many McDonald's fries.... *OF COURSE NOT!* "
@clearcreek69 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I wonder if Jim has ever posted a video where he's talking about IHOP?
@brianknapp6215 4 жыл бұрын
@@clearcreek69 No- just Waffle House!😝
@Tombstone-ri2ts 3 жыл бұрын
There's never enough!
@moisesarevalo5590 9 ай бұрын
I read your comment as he said that
@The1stDukeDroklar 2 ай бұрын
Beat me to it. Dang time travelers! You went back 3 years just to steal my comment 😜
@TheGigiparce0 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t care how many times I watch him tell the same jokes it just doesn’t get old.
@mljns 4 жыл бұрын
jorge mejia it’s your McDonalds... feels good going down.
@dszep2000 4 жыл бұрын
Diddo
@KikoJonesUSA 4 жыл бұрын
jorge mejia: You're not alone. I come back to this bit quite frequently. And ALWAYS lmao. Ha! Cheers.
@Evilkitty64 4 жыл бұрын
💯 TRUTH ☺️
@frankjuarez496 4 жыл бұрын
Jesús part kills me all the time 😂
@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 2 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan literally pulls me out of depression and fills me with joy his humor is medicine
@cheetahman515 10 ай бұрын
Its like McDonalds
@bryansimmons8008 8 ай бұрын
I'm sitting at home with covid watching him.
@thevanessarosette 7 ай бұрын
Yus I watched him the whole time I was in the ER
@KFrost-fx7dt 4 жыл бұрын
When I worked in fast food I always gave people bonus chicken tenders, an onion ring or whatever. Just because I loved the thought of brightening someone's day if only for a moment.
@larrywexner4163 3 жыл бұрын
you've done more than the suicide hotline.
@keithmccaslyn2527 3 жыл бұрын
that is so beautiful and bless your heart. people think its ONLY the Big things that make a diff',its those thoughtful mirco things that really do though,the one unexpected. I always loved having a few extra fries ,that I found 'in the bag",extra's or so it seems that fell outta the cup 'er were add in for a little extra pleasure. F- it, I Love McDonalds Fries!! I have never given up,I totally disagree with that line. comfort food is comfort,dont care how ya cut it !!:-) Happy Trails K-Frost. you Rock!!
@KFrost-fx7dt 3 жыл бұрын
@@keithmccaslyn2527 I worked at Arby's. I almost forgot about the jalapeno poppers. Hardly anyone orders those so whenever I was at the fry station I would put an extra one or two in there. Or I would just dump all the poppers sitting under the heat lamps into the bag. I thought it was funny. Also I don't like to waste food.
@williambell356 2 жыл бұрын
Try it now...get fired, sued and harrassed!
@jacesaces15 2 жыл бұрын
and shortening their life by one week. What a guy!
@darkroom8942 4 жыл бұрын
I’d forgotten that comedy is supposed to be a fun experience! Thanks Jim!
@heroofmasks 3 жыл бұрын
@@ems4884 talking about how most of the world have turned into pansies who get offended by everything.
@deanpapadopoulos3314 Жыл бұрын
What a great comment!!
@andrewb6464 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean a fun experience? Is there a time comedy isn't supposed to be fun?
@TayR0C Жыл бұрын
@@andrewb6464 wokeness is destroying comedy.
@TokeyTheBear 11 ай бұрын
Seriously, we all love you Jim. You have no idea how many bad days your comedy has turned around.
@steveflow1332 4 жыл бұрын
Dude the thing about seeing someone at McDonald tho 😂
@daleva187goligo 2 жыл бұрын
ugh, did u really need that douchey "tho" at the end? ruined your entire comment... smh
@danp4930 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "Oh, I didn't know I was better than you" Dead. Thats hilarious.
@scoutstrong3003 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're over the age of ten and you're eating McDonald's, you've given up a little." Jim, why you calling me out like that?!!!
@billgardner4892 3 жыл бұрын
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@Circuitssmith 3 жыл бұрын
I never pay more than 5 dollars total for fast food. I only eat it when I can get something for free, then a meal for just a few dollars. I’m a mature and thrifty adult..... is what I keep telling myself.
@joshb20101 3 жыл бұрын
I don't eat mcdonalds unless I have nothing else to do...
@roguesheep3083 2 жыл бұрын
I just like a burger now and then.
@curadhanpowell5007 4 ай бұрын
Well, at least these fries are good anyway....
@doctorbeanis 4 жыл бұрын
Met Jim many years ago at Acme Comedy club in the twin cities. He was so humble and real, took time to talk with everyone and was very personable. Thanks for leaving me with a fun & funny long lasting memory sir
@skitaco7068 3 жыл бұрын
Acme is in Minneapolis.
@bradylawrence2992 3 жыл бұрын
@@skitaco7068 and minneapolis is one of the twin cities...
@OikPoinFive 2 жыл бұрын
Acne
@karenk2409 2 жыл бұрын
He's got 5 kids -- how arrogant could he be? LOL!
@QuertyQw33n Жыл бұрын
lucky.❤
@allisonma42 8 ай бұрын
The best thing JG did for us is put out his comedy bits on KZfaq EVERYDAY for us in 2020. Thank you Jim. I still watch these videos today.
@aiassistedclips 7 ай бұрын
The best McDonald's commercial ever.
@RealGrubert 6 ай бұрын
Gaffigan is the best comedian of our time.
@kristinehagar2151 2 ай бұрын
Definately!!!
@cliffordyawn4394 2 ай бұрын
No Jeff Foxworthy is.
@HolyToledo 4 жыл бұрын
“He should be here by now” 😂
@onamemmet 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect line, I was in tears.
@tessangelabeck8958 4 жыл бұрын
Jim has a lot of kids and a fun book "Dad is Fat" ~ I imagine his children are having a great childhood, based upon his little stories in his book.
@Tis-I 3 жыл бұрын
I have his book, and it's a good read!
@daveg7172 2 жыл бұрын
Silence after he mentions McDonalds, but strangely, everyone applauds as soon as he says french fries.
@lainejaffe9716 Ай бұрын
Probably because McDonald’s isn’t the only place with fries…lol. And because people who would never even look at their “mystery meat” lol might enjoy their fries XD.
@turdfurgusson 3 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan is gold. There's nothing more to say.
@wylier Жыл бұрын
actually, I think he is catholic. :-P
@myownboss1 4 жыл бұрын
I love when he does that sing-songy whispering voice... I’m loving it...
@Custerd1 4 жыл бұрын
I love how no one admitted going there at the beginning, but they were all laughing knowingly at the end.
@kaitlynroseeeeeee 3 жыл бұрын
God bless everybody and stay safe! Remember that you are all dearly loved no matter what! 😀✝️😇❤️🙏🏻
@thenny6600 2 ай бұрын
Thank you. ❤️😌
@therealarien 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I make a mistake I go "Do do do do dooo....MISTAKE"
@alexzais1935 4 жыл бұрын
Him and Sebastian Maniscalco are the best right now I swear!
@MrBlockmanGoKid 2 жыл бұрын
I a gree.
@Trapper50cal 2 жыл бұрын
"But if you care about the what the Royal Family is doing...that's Burger King." best line.
@kityee5346 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. His jokes are hilarious and clean. I rewatch his videos when I'm down or wanted a laugh. Thank you, Jim!
@kanethompson708 Жыл бұрын
Same here!
@timothycormier3494 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this bit a zillion times and I still belly laugh every time. At least for me, that’s George Carlin level staying power
@JohnDoe-jt4cu 4 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a love button!
@Blacknight10_YT 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest
@NeopolitianNPLTN 4 жыл бұрын
Of all time!
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987 4 жыл бұрын
Poor you,u haven't seen WORLD
@deanshort9011 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus's high pitched voice, "I gave you that bonus fry for a REE-Zan." Oh man so imaginative! Excellent delivery. You have so many great voices Jim!
@bobg.3206 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best commentaries on society ever. It's hilarious because it's true.
@pablozee6359 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all McDonald’s - hilarious and true.
@maxiepattie85 4 жыл бұрын
I just weed watched Mc Millions and then Mc stole that shit or whatever.. I am loving this shit!
@amiradib1007 4 жыл бұрын
Even though hes famous, hes still underrated. One of the best to ever do it - period.
@miriambarnett2782 4 жыл бұрын
Rodney Tehrani yes and the humor is clean. That’s refreshing.
@nthgth 4 жыл бұрын
exactly - he's just telling stories. Clean or not, he's not even joking, he's just a super funny dude. It's just the way he tells it. In a sense he's not even a comedian! Huge difference between this and telling jokes. (Of course some jokes are thrown in, like any funny person telling a story)
@PlanktoniusRex 4 жыл бұрын
Rodney Tehrani he's married so chill dude.
@mariatorres9789 4 жыл бұрын
I like that he doesn't cuss & isn't vulgar. Hilarious guy.
@cheesesteakphilly 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf? Jim is NOT underrated in the slightest. Do you think Michael Jackson and Queen are underrated too? He’s among the ranks of Bill Burr, Louis CK and Jim Jefferies. Dave is the GOAT though.
@CentaurusRelax314 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit-Jesus' voice: that's frickin' gold. *GOLD!*
@woohunter1 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: if you find a McDonalds French fry under your car seat that is a year old, it will still look as good as the day you bought it!
@07negative56 7 ай бұрын
Nothing new there capital obvious. That’s been talked about for the better part of 30 years.
@richardpetts9661 3 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favourite JG piece. In a world of virtue signalling and hypocrisy this really brings it home.
@jeffdawson2786 3 жыл бұрын
One of his many observational masterpieces.
@babusastry Жыл бұрын
Happiness is finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag when u thought you were finished. Finding two extra fries is simply out of this world.
@bobdobalina838 11 ай бұрын
"We wouldn't know when breakfast ends if not for mcdonald's". classic.
@mrstacyj9496 11 ай бұрын
Our neighborhood Mickey-D serves breakfast all day: breakfast never ends!
@fmap4life 3 жыл бұрын
Watched it for the 100th time. Never gets old
@mikecameron1441 4 жыл бұрын
I love ya' Jim! We all need a little levity while we're trapped at home!! God Bless you and your family!!
@mjkreu 2 ай бұрын
This is one of the best comedy routines ever. Absolutely killing it.
@weakbrainthrombosis 4 жыл бұрын
I was laying in bed listening to this and I had to get up and go to McDonald’s.
@kbrewski1 3 жыл бұрын
Another BF Skinner alum.
@billyhomeyer7414 11 ай бұрын
Got BigMacs 2 for 1 four days ago. They make it home but the fries never do.
@julmcfillin4600 4 жыл бұрын
The fries at the bottom of the bag are known as bagglers. Everyone loves bagglers! SCORE! Thought I ate them all, but Look! BAGGLERS! Thank you, Jim. I had a stressful day teleworking as best I can, and was looking to relax, and found your channel. I laughed so hard, I cried. I needed that, Jim. That, and vodka. You pair well with vodka. Love and light to you and your family. You do this world a great service in making us laugh in these stressful times. 🤣👍💜💜💜
@VideoHawkeye 4 жыл бұрын
Jul McFillin I’ll alert the press
@T410ce 2 жыл бұрын
Five Guys took this idea and just went overboard....
@bourneslippy8039 11 ай бұрын
"Spud rubbish" is also acceptable
@claygilchrist632 4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm craving a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Thanks Jim Gaffigan!
@jamesfalkner2713 11 ай бұрын
People like jim and Sinbad, are far and few between. Vulgarity, and extreme shock value, are not necessary, and these two bring the funny, that just about anyone can listen to. And split their side with funny material, without the swearing. Thank you, Jim. You have a great knack for great stories, and very hilarious. It makes my day.
@13Babeloe 3 жыл бұрын
My husband and I are sitting here in tears. You are hilarious. I needed this laugh cause I just lost my older brother. Three in the last six months. And we lost a two month old grandson last. Just. So thank you
@HelloDecember525 11 ай бұрын
I am so sorry! That is so heart breaking. 💔💔. May God's heavenly peace that surpasses all understanding comfort your family, and especially when you sleep. In Jesus name amen
@MikeSmith-qr7hw 4 жыл бұрын
I am very sick but I've have never laughed this hard
@licksnkicks1166 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Smith get well. Be safe.
@shellanon4212 4 жыл бұрын
Did u get well?
@jenniferwolfe4446 3 жыл бұрын
Get well soon. I hope that laughter is the best medicine for you.
@factsoverfiction7826 3 жыл бұрын
Just checking in to say, "Hi"
@kanethompson708 2 жыл бұрын
Get well 👊
@milesdantravis 4 жыл бұрын
Always eat the loose fry first, before it gets cold.
@ChaCha.44 4 жыл бұрын
@Miles Travis OMG that’s some AWESOME advice - I’ve never thought of that before! Underrated comment!!!! 😉 (and NOOOOO I am NOT being sarcastic).
@milesdantravis 4 жыл бұрын
Another bit of fast food advice, no lettuce, no onions, saves a big mess😉 You learn a lot in the Pizza Delivery business, driving around all day...
@ChaCha.44 4 жыл бұрын
@Miles Travis I don’t doubt what you are implying you learned while delivering pizzas!! I hope you got decent tips though 😉 Thankfully I just prefer cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple on my pizza (NOT all together at once though, ewww 🤢 I don’t like onions on my pizza, only on burgers and they gotta be red ones, raw. 😉),
@milesdantravis 4 жыл бұрын
My bad, I meant on burgers, I didn't eat pizza the whole time I worked there. I would stop by Macdonalds or wherever while driving around. Onions are great on burgers but I learned the diced ones and lettuce would wind up all over my car.
@milesdantravis 4 жыл бұрын
It was years ago in VA, a huge neighborhood, I made around 500 bucks or so a week driving around listening to music, it was great.
@ARichardP 3 жыл бұрын
That was next level. Five arches.🤣
@Marcellat 27 күн бұрын
I ❤️ that show!! Especially the McDonald’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonconstant3914 Жыл бұрын
This 10 minute bit is my favorite in all of standup comedy, from any comedian, of all time. It just keeps hitting. I quote it all the time. I come back again and again to listen and it always makes me laugh.
@greenhound386 Жыл бұрын
100% with you on this. I literally watch this video once per week at the minimum. It's amazing.
@kentandcollettebarr3243 11 ай бұрын
second only to Beacon.
@commentcopbadge6665 3 жыл бұрын
His point is so well made that the audience cheers and applauds for Mcdonald's fries. They clapped for the reference of french fries. Clapped! LOL!
@johnmcclure3590 7 ай бұрын
Your humor makes me happy, thank you
@woohunter1 11 ай бұрын
The definition of guilty pleasure: McDonald’s
@mr.mikaeel6264 4 жыл бұрын
Had cancer and did love it smh. I lived Jim's dream, took lots of naps in hospital ^^ and after years of forgetting about desserts i had one every evening with a special fancy flavour on sundays :)
@markrufener4172 4 жыл бұрын
"Hot Pockets"
@jackjensen9033 3 жыл бұрын
Death pockets
@millionredz4638 3 жыл бұрын
Flush pockets
@jerrymccormack3034 3 жыл бұрын
Deeeaaad pockeeeeet
@jjfi9721 3 жыл бұрын
Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.
@Alchemology_17 Ай бұрын
I never get tired of his humor ❤😂
@ChiquiTuni 3 жыл бұрын
As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!
@nope5531 2 жыл бұрын
Underated comment.
@PhoenixProdLLC 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot get over how intensely HILARIOUS you are! Your timing and story creativity is freaking AMAZING! 👏👏👏
@neogaines2418 Ай бұрын
This is one of the best comedy specials ever. Love it.
@1jesus2music3duke 3 жыл бұрын
“McDonald’s of the Soul” is an all time great comedic line
@MoviesTubeYou0675 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy’s humor! He just hits it on the mark every time.
@romantarango7267 4 жыл бұрын
Refrying fries is the best way to reheat them.
@seafoambunny5609 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan will always be my favorite
@beachvacay3184 3 жыл бұрын
“Scarlett Johansson got a haircut, why do I give a shit?” 😂
@yvettenewell7520 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll bet McDonalds loves this set 🤪😂🤪😂
@ifyoueverfind78 4 жыл бұрын
the Fry's story is so true...you always want more and you're always searching the bag for Mr
@user-yw4fh4pw3q Жыл бұрын
I'm only 37, but MacDonald's has changed a lot in the last 30 years. I was telling an 11 year old that you used to be able to get a pizza kids meal, and that you could have a birthday party in a train caboose parked in the parking lot.
@gapster77 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of a kind.
@polyglot8 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about this clip is that Jim Gaffigan is the McDonalds of Stand-up comics - a guilty pleasure too embarrassing to admit to my circle of snobby friends. And Gaffigan's KZfaq clips are like McDonalds' fries - you can't stop consuming them!
@dorondavid4698 4 жыл бұрын
I eat McDonald's once every 3 months, regret it right after, then crave it for the next 3 months
@dorondavid4698 4 жыл бұрын
@ScrapChild1979 I haven't had that in years, lol
@a.s.4914 4 жыл бұрын
I don't eat McDonalds.....😁 I sometimes do the breakfast burrito. I love those packets of sauce, I want a gallon of that stuff.
@19mila87 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!! Why?!?!? 😭
@nogoodgod4915 4 жыл бұрын
My country doesnt have a McDonalds and last time I ate was in Italy 2 years ago and as far as I can remember it wasnt anything special. Why do people crave it so much?
@tim_the_gr8_904 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.s.4914 Dairy queen breakfast burritos are amazing!
@coffee1207 4 жыл бұрын
Love him and his family
@kbrewski1 3 жыл бұрын
Great stuff Jim. I can relate in so many ways. Ok, confession time. Not only am I of the generation that was raised on McD in the 60s and early 70s as a kid (I actually remember my parents taking us to the early ones with no dining room and the HUGE yellow arches, and you walked up and ordered at a window when all they had were regular size burgers, bag of fries, cokes and shakes--and the shakes were great!), but my 1st JOB in HS was at McD because all my buddies in the neighborhood worked there. It was actually a great 1st job for a 16 year old. But we soon learned we could pull off some funny stuff unbeknownst to the earnest slightly older managers who were there "on a career path". Normally only girls worked at the cash register and us guys worked the hard manly jobs---grill, fries, and buns ("Seperate your buns better McCloskey!"). But we had a newly hired female manager who wanted to be the Gloria Steinem of the 70s McDs, so one day she put a bunch of us guys on the cash registers and girls in back on grill. While disaster was developing in the back, (oooh, thats hot, thats disgusting, what's a grease squeegee? etc)we decided to have some fun and changed our name tags to Three Stooges names. We all were also big Monty Python fans so we all talked with thick English accents while taking orders and threw out one Python line after another.The quizzical looks on customers faces were priceless. That experiment was quickly abandoned, but that didnt stop us from messing with the managers. Like we would take the managers master schedule and job assignment charts for each shift and write in a false employee, again using Python names usually (yes, we were fanatics). So a few days later the manager is checking the stations before the big dinner rush shift starts, and she's calling out Graham Chapman very loudly over and over. "Anyone know where Graham Chapman is?? He's on Fries tnite!" We'd yell out things like "I heard he's got a gammy leg" or "I think he joined the RAF" etc. The manager, in a tizzy, checks the weekly schedule and exclaims "My god, Graham Chapman has got 40 hours this week!" We also filmed an entire movie at McDs on one of those huge VHS camcorders on the coveted 11pm to 7 am closing night shift which is now legendary in McD circles. All in all, great times other than the fact that I literally smelled like Big Mac sauce at the end of every shift no matter what station I was working---that stuff seeped into my pores for years. Edit add>Dammit, I got a seal of approval from Jim and then I stupidly revised my comment to make some minor correction, and the edit nixed his thumbs up...
@daleva187goligo 2 жыл бұрын
well I liked your comment, and I'm a future comic genius, hope that's good enough for now
@popcornsutton6267 Жыл бұрын
That's a reply and a half
@kbrewski1 Жыл бұрын
@@popcornsutton6267 Thanks Popcorn. You all buttered up?
@wylier Жыл бұрын
thanks for sharing this story. I have never worked at a fast-food place, unless you count a half-day (yes, that short!) stint at Hale and Hearty Soups. It's great that you managed to work your love for Monty Python into your job - something I have yet to do. The closest I ever got was meeting John Cleese at a book signing. When it was my turn to have my copy signed, I approached John with money in my hand and quoted the famous 'argument' sketch that he did with Michael Palin. He actually laughed out loud, and then signed my copy of his book. So I want it engraved on my tombstone (er, you can wait until I actually expire, thank you!) that I made a Python laugh out loud. Good day.
@brianstratton8767 Жыл бұрын
Quite the epic Mc'D experience you had; as a FishWish lovin' youth I was certain one day I'd be wearing that coveted ' Trainee' paper hat but after chopping 50# bags of onions to top th' burgers at our church food stand during our tiny town's July 4th carny.. Let's just say I was permanently soured on food service however.. Have you heard of Mac Sabbath..?!
@audition8170 4 жыл бұрын
he's at his best here
@wrthrash 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is one of the few comics that releases decent show segments, other's are like a minute tops, Jim's a giver and pretty damn funny, as are his kids!
@ValhallaXYZ 5 ай бұрын
Anyone else eating McDonald’s while watching this? 😂
@vwiggins1847 3 жыл бұрын
You are loved Dude. You're a great guy!
@JillontheLake 4 жыл бұрын
McDonalds owes you and yours a lifetime of McDonalds.
@HeatherSpoonheim 4 жыл бұрын
I go to McDonald's to get 2 cheeseburgers. It amazes me that I know I can go there right now for a cheeseburger, and it will taste EXACTLY like the first one I had, over 30 years ago. The texture is the same, the little diced onions, the spot of ketchup on one side, then the little spot of mustard on the other. I'm not saying it's a good 'cheeseburger' - I don't even think of it as a real 'cheese burger' - but it's reliable, and that counts for something.
@lovesilk1 4 жыл бұрын
The pickle really adds to that. Been many years since I had one and can still taste it in my mind's mouth (?)
@HeatherSpoonheim 4 жыл бұрын
@@lovesilk1 That's exactly what I'm talking about. I only go once or twice a year - but it never disappoints.
@Puschit1 3 жыл бұрын
They are slightly better than those regular hamburgers but that doesn't mean much. Both are dry, tasteless pieces of garbage. It always bothered me that you need to order an item called "Royale" just to get something that actually deserves to be called a "hamburger". And if your supreme version of your brand's main item is just the starting point of the competition, something is going really wrong! I do have an unexplainable crush on the McRib, though. It's also something somehow unique to McDreck. But those ham and cheeseburgers? Let's face it, they are only here for two reasons: 1) to have at least one item that costs 1dollar/euro; 2) to make the expensive burgers look better and more desireable by comparison.
@ashleymadison9380 3 жыл бұрын
@@lovesilk1 I fell the same way about dick!
@Donnah1979 3 жыл бұрын
They took the sesame seeds of off the buns...
@bigfootseahawk9997 4 жыл бұрын
my two fav comedians. Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg
@bobthompson4319 4 жыл бұрын
When I worked at McDonald's I'd sometimes throw a LOT of bonus frys in the bag if I liked the customer.
@surfpapo 4 жыл бұрын
This is a classic and so true , Jim rules 😂🙈💪
@johnwilliams7922 4 жыл бұрын
Like two Baptists meeting at a liquor store.
@mlfeathers7527 4 жыл бұрын
John Williams Exactly!
@randomheadful7190 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I go to the drive thru. I can hide from the truth in my car.
@carmelair-head8008 Жыл бұрын
Anybody else eating McDonald’s while watching this too? ✋
@NickRoman 4 жыл бұрын
It's true. "I gave you that bonus fry for a reahan" killed me and now I'm in heaven and yep, that's what Jesus sounds like.
@kevinhuddleston3969 3 жыл бұрын
That's got to be one of his funniest and best sets ever!
@MrDezCTE 2 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, he should be here by now.”
@Area-5l 2 жыл бұрын
“Has your mother have made anything as good as a McDonald’s fry?” Statement gets truer and truer every year
@dustonlindeman3368 2 жыл бұрын
Love Jim's delivery and the voices. Had been a constant day brightener since I first heard him on Bob and Tom in the morning. Out of Lansing Michigan. Thank you Jim for all the laughs and stomach aches 😂🤣😅
@adilouie 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I started watching this I wanted McDonald's Fries. I love them dipped in the Sweet and Sour Sauce!
@tim_the_gr8_904 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, getting out of bed and going there now lol.
@mctaguer 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone gives that look, but more people go there than anywhere else. Classic...
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