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@jamesdempsey2128 4 жыл бұрын

5 almonds: No cancer 500 almonds: Cyanide poisoning: No cancer.

@Insert.Oregano 4 жыл бұрын

So the limit is 499...?

@a.o.8527 4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture looks like you never have bone problems

@zorrows_tale2 4 жыл бұрын

Jimbo Obmij exactly no cancer cause you won’t be here to get it 😂😂

@noahziperovich 4 жыл бұрын

I said this earlier

@crissy4445 4 жыл бұрын

ALMONDS ARE INCREDIBLY BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!! DON’T BUY ALMONDS! They use a ridiculous amount of water to grow (about a gallon of water to grow ONE almond) and in California huge almond farms divert water from rivers killing fish and natural life there. Almonds are also a huge contributing factor in bees going extinct, killing billions of bees per year. Bees are brought in to pollinate almond farms, die from pesticides and then they bring MORE BEES to die too! Replace almond milk with oat milk and for God’s sake DON’T BUY ALMONDS!!

@meiguess6765 3 жыл бұрын

“Head cut off? How about 4 dates” A trick that the French royalty wasn’t aware of

@Jack-qu3qz 3 жыл бұрын

Someone unlike this because 420 likes funny

@stsalty1788 3 жыл бұрын

I liked so now its 422

@bread7610 3 жыл бұрын

913 now

@ang.mp331 3 жыл бұрын

947 now

@joud9728 3 жыл бұрын

957

@keziaplayz8015 Жыл бұрын

oh, shit, man.. i laughed more than once.. i- i’m gonna miss my family.. *sigh* grab the handcuffs..

@eastoncreger4279 Жыл бұрын

Was it one sustained laugh or several laughs?

@keziaplayz8015 Жыл бұрын

@@eastoncreger4279 several..

@averysadpizza6714 Жыл бұрын

@@keziaplayz8015 we'll let you off for now, with a warning. don't do it again

@RedLaundryBasket Жыл бұрын

@@averysadpizza6714 he has still violated the law of the universe, he should and shall still be punished. But in order to find middle ground, we’ll let him off by cutting his head off. He probably already eaten 4 dates so he should be fine… you have eaten 4 dates right KeziaPlayz?

@thisismychannel4174 Жыл бұрын

@@keziaplayz8015 how about 4 dates

@Madisongs Жыл бұрын

13:33 I actually interpreted the almond effects as more of a stackable thing. By the time you’ve eaten 6 almonds, you would have gained all the powers of the previous almonds PLUS a weight loss buff AND effects similar to a singular aspirin pill. Once you’ve eaten your six almonds per day, you would age backward, have a boost in energy and concentration, have substantial weight loss, have healthy skin, and be immune to both heart disease and all forms of cancer. That’s just six almonds, and those are just the effects you’ve shown in this video. I’ll check out the account to see if there’s more, because I’m now VERY interested in what they think the other effects of eating almonds are.

@slam.p Жыл бұрын

As a fetus i can confirm this, when i was 2 i ate six almonds and immediately began to age backwards!

@gayasss 6 ай бұрын

What are you on?

@Madisongs 6 ай бұрын

@@gayasss the autism spectrum :3

@revooh-hj2nu 29 күн бұрын

@@gayasss the autism spectrum

@its_doovey 3 жыл бұрын

“Wives wanna eat their husbands!” Female praying mantises: *well,*

@ellaskystabber9655 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ellaskystabber9655 3 жыл бұрын

Funny

@ellaskystabber9655 3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@youdroppedsomething4334 3 жыл бұрын

@@ellaskystabber9655 yes

@dweebingdailey5795 3 жыл бұрын

insect jokes on danny gonzalez videos. this is where i belong

@watakashe6072 4 жыл бұрын

There was no “THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW” and it feels s o wrong

@MercuryCat 4 жыл бұрын

We can sing it ourselves: “THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (OVER NOW)”

@watakashe6072 4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Slocomb SO GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH(or just watch this video)

@sashayaway4215 4 жыл бұрын

I know we’ve had a lot of fun!

@geekyrain5746 4 жыл бұрын

Opal O'Neill (a lot of fun) BUT YOU CANT STAY ON THIS ENDSCREEN FOREVER

@maygel 4 жыл бұрын

@@geekyrain5746 (NO) THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (OVER NOW)

@theslimeybois4696 Жыл бұрын

I know Danny will never see this and it's pretty silly but I wanna comment it anyway- About 6 months ago My pops passed away from cancer and the only thing that's made me feel at least a little better about the whole thing is this video. When he was diagnosed I was devistated but I kept saying to myself "5 almond daily no cancer" to cheer myself up.. this video got me through a lot, it gave me one laugher (only one, no more is allowed) to stop being so upset, and I know it's what he would of wanted. To not be upset about it, but to laugh instead.

@sharkksoda Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss

@sageplayz2343 Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss. Danny really is a legend. He might just make shit up as he goes, but it's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Having said that, I hope you have an amazing week! :)

@asmoboi 11 ай бұрын

lmao man should have eaten those almonds Skill issue comfirmed

@robloxforallstars6314 9 ай бұрын

@@asmoboiBoooo

@asmoboi 9 ай бұрын

@@robloxforallstars6314 ill eat you

@botcore Жыл бұрын

it's been two years and i still haven't made it to the end of the video because i use up my one (1) laughter on "why's my wife such a bitch" every time

@0MGFL0RAXO 2 ай бұрын

try again now

@noahluvrr Ай бұрын

have you done it yet

@MarianikiStrong 4 жыл бұрын

My friend: *Eats 5 almonds* Me, a cancer: *Evaporates into thin air*

@ameliagrady 4 жыл бұрын

HAJEHFBEOWUHENFN

@sagetheperson3295 4 жыл бұрын

As a cancer I choked 😂😂

@bendriscoll 4 жыл бұрын

@@sagetheperson3295 How do you exist? I ate an almond today.

@sagetheperson3295 4 жыл бұрын

Ben Driscoll you didn’t eat enough

@averybaravik7213 4 жыл бұрын

An almond a day keeps the cancers away

@CGZ26 4 жыл бұрын

I can confirm the "5 daily almonds, no cancer". My mom did it and she had no cancers. My brother is a Gemini and I'm a Leo.

@ava.marian 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this deserves more likes Edit: holy shit as soon as I said that it got like 600 more likes Edit 2: FUCKING 1,500 BRUH IT HAD 25 LIKES WHEN I POSTED THIS COMMENT ORIGINALLY 😂😂😂❤❤

@brooke7656 4 жыл бұрын

that is a deadly combo

@fantasma0408 4 жыл бұрын

What's your birthday?

@arosnn 4 жыл бұрын

same with my mom, i’m a gemini and my sister is a sagittarius

@FIREcrochethairstyles 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@darthxader1112 Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry Danny I had so much more than one laughter

@attackehhh Ай бұрын

Oopsies! What a pity. Now follow me to the Silencing Room.

@eastoncreger4279 Жыл бұрын

Death himself: it is time to go Danny Danny: *zooms in on Danny's mouth* how. About. FOUR DATES.

@redRuxx 10 ай бұрын

Danny zooming in on danny

@frogsreprettycool2146 4 жыл бұрын

Guy gets shot by robber 36 times* Robber: how are you not dead? Guy: *slowly eating almonds while making eye contact*

@pandapooh1668 4 жыл бұрын

Sandwichguy270 Animations oh man this comment really got me 😂😂

@EM-wo6wf 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Nn0620 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@krompy8221 4 жыл бұрын

Robber: how are you not dead? Guy: i came prepared bitchboy >:)

@cjmyoyo 4 жыл бұрын

I actually think dates would be best for this situation.

@imsad3630 4 жыл бұрын

“Wine” Me, an intellectual: R a i s i n W a t e r

@slplssgr 4 жыл бұрын

Why did you have to curse me with this

@iolanda_liang 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t-

@shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 жыл бұрын

GalaxyArt- John Laurens technically , you aren't wrong

@salem-01 4 жыл бұрын

R/technicallythetruth

@alexasalnicov5640 4 жыл бұрын

I read wine as wife and was so confused for like 30 seconds

@buy-rb2ou Жыл бұрын

5:43 "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that I made it the fuck up."

@gibbyfromicarlybestshow986 Жыл бұрын

Today I finally finished this video because of the one laughter a day law. It took me extra long because I kept forgetting what the video was about, then I started over again, then I laughed at the funny memes from the instagram, and I had to turn off my computer and crawl into the cold dark well I sleep in, where nothing else funny can happen for the rest of the day. Needless to say I memorized the whole thing, recited it word for word for my history report, and was expelled from my school. At least I would have been if I was ever technically enrolled there. Tomorrow I start working for the most powerful advertising agency in america. thank you dannyel.

@Lazy_.Lavender 6 ай бұрын

Glad you finally ascended into dannyhood

@decrypto5571 4 жыл бұрын

- “Five almonds daily no cancer” - *proceeds to show a picture of six almonds*

@phud420 4 жыл бұрын

The account is fake. Five almonds daily no cancer, six almonds daily yes cancer

@abic9048 4 жыл бұрын

TheDecryptedDude that means extra cancer

@fufumad1688 4 жыл бұрын

I saw that too I’m-

@DanielleMamaril 4 жыл бұрын

Five almonds ensure you don’t have cancer. Six ensure your immortality. They’re just watching out for us.

@hansfranz8795 4 жыл бұрын

Same with the dates - talks about four, shows a picture of five

@OsmSkylandersCheats 4 жыл бұрын

The reason Danny looks 16 is because he eats almonds every day

@dayaneperez8086 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kimberlysmalls6050 4 жыл бұрын

And he also drinks raisin water

@coolbrotherf127 4 жыл бұрын

He needs some hair on his face too

@claire4983 4 жыл бұрын

danny exposed

@replynator5774 4 жыл бұрын

Yes he eats 16 years old teens everyday

@chickennugget4724 Жыл бұрын

8:21 fun fact Almonds especially the bitter ones can lead to cyanide poisoning. The HCN level is very much higher in bitter almonds as compared to the other sweet almonds. After enzymatic hydrolysis, hydrocyanic acid (HCN) can result in breathing problems, nervous breakdown, choking, and can even be fatal. idk why i posted this comment

@mikudayoooooo Жыл бұрын

that’s not very nice of almonds :(

@chickennugget4724 Жыл бұрын

@TerraGaming24 dont

@goatmom2980 Жыл бұрын

@@mikudayoooooo o nu, I spentt meye won lafture

@froggy5748 Жыл бұрын

@TerraGaming24 eating normal almonds you can buy in a grocery store is perfectly safe as long as you don’t eat like hundreds of them at once. You have to really search online to be able to buy bitter almonds, which are the dangerous ones.

@melroysojan Жыл бұрын

Which means…. You will be reverse aging at such a pace that you will die instantly… great😂😂😂

@Bug-hn8mz Жыл бұрын

So you’re telling me that if my mom had eaten 5 almonds a day then she wouldn’t have gotten breast cancer

@sharkarchives3180 Жыл бұрын

If only you'd seen this video before.. 😔

@redRuxx 10 ай бұрын

yes

@The_Eevee_Breeder 10 ай бұрын

Felt that 😔

@stabbed.pineapple3717 Ай бұрын

It's too bad this video didn't come out when I was 2 I could've saved my dad

@Hana_Koneko666 Ай бұрын

@@stabbed.pineapple3717 Rest in peace to your father. 😔

@luisoflbcmediareviews4907 4 жыл бұрын

My friend ate 3 almonds a day. He died of cancer. Should have eaten 4. You’re Welcome.

@lillygun3690 4 жыл бұрын

Luis of LBC Media Reviews but why didn’t he just turn back into a baby?

@goldlara2475 4 жыл бұрын

@@lillygun3690 that only works if you eat 2

@inkstain3562 4 жыл бұрын

smh i hate hearing preventable deaths like this it always makes me cry

@KamilDeKerel 4 жыл бұрын

No 5, 4 are for heart diseases so he still would have died

@chromerudolf8502 4 жыл бұрын

Goldlara 24 it says 2-3

@Maya-ub4cb 4 жыл бұрын

But the “5 almond Daily No Cancer,” picture has 6 almonds.

@chinghaching5352 4 жыл бұрын

No, Almonds have six eyes

@therealmanguyman 4 жыл бұрын

**Confused Screaming**

@cq.cumber_offishial 4 жыл бұрын

Extra healthy, how do healthy extra? This is do how indeed; Step 1: hibfhukbchiubdewiuyviguavgyvajhvqugvcjdguvukhb fvijobesfijobhhvkcviuhsxvukhvkugxczvwuhvkuyvqukhkuuhabqhbhilaqbkhiqljinjiqqnkjlnsjiosdpsdpdwhcbkjhabqobkjbodvaboihqsdcbuoheqbfvuheavfbohuvfenijwrvfmvkchidnhidvbhfvbugfheguwegohiheiuhbsueuhyrhuyrurikbcihvxgcdiljleihouhsdkuhcvhukvdbsaouhbsadhuovihcbvbhvzhubdlinjonvojnvkvllplhwkvhhbdeuhbvfuhbfvhujrfbygdfugyudfgiyguyidgifdgiyucgdiuyvxugvztvAytviiytqvgiyqiuuqwgviwguvigudwbuihdfvbiuhbdgwboiunvewvkflpfdwoiwiu UH ieoskvfjpokfb,okpewpowoqekwwefkjbvefuiwnieuwfowelfjovbhousdbcowhusbhuowbuhivew uih weigh. Ewuohniohwvhoiewufhouiwhoi. Step 2: cbhuibcygibyguvaugyvygvauvyguvquyuhjsdsvdfibrefhiobdfwiuhvcewfiuhgvweiuybfpdpdokxbhiuywbdocahvceduhbewfiuhbweihubvfewuivevfuigvwdfiyubewfvuiywbvefuhivbwfehuiALMONDjrjvjlnjbuihviuhsbhiubjuvjgubhuicbihubdchkubduhkwbkhuwdksdiiuqhqjbahibvuiphhcepwopweijcbiodbfwhiobaegewfghfrhiobfruiobfrhiobwehiobowihefbiuh bhukwvbkhuwoiqbDRINKMILKqbldjiblwiehdbckiheqbueakhbufkhfebkuh. Step 3: done

@starriyana 4 жыл бұрын

Lazaro Izquierdo I’m still fat

@cq.cumber_offishial 4 жыл бұрын

Arisavageee oh, you did the not do step 3; you have to "done", as in the action do!

@voidcat1285 9 ай бұрын

“5 almonds a day, no cancer” Me who was born in early July: *nervous sweating*

@berhonkusbardledoo 9 ай бұрын

Ok that’s actually really funny lol

@Indigo-ns3hd 25 күн бұрын

One Danny a day, no depression

@aviellesmyslov4094 4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s together healthy” sounds like a billion surprise toy song

@turtle407 4 жыл бұрын

Here Johnny have a broccoli, now lets together healthy

@molly.morgue 4 жыл бұрын

leTs toGetHer BatH

@watermelonplaysyt8999 4 жыл бұрын

Equestrian Avielle XD so true

@sharonbuckler 4 жыл бұрын

Yesss billion surprise toys is legendary😂

@itgetsworsetm9856 4 жыл бұрын

Together corona

@incognitoburrito7458 3 жыл бұрын

Friend: hey, I think you should stop smoking, you can get cancer you know Me: That’s okay, I eat 5 almonds

@ignoremelol2576 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t do that you know.... Eating 5 almonds is not enough you must eat *6* you f*cking disgrace

@gryffindornim 3 жыл бұрын

STEVE NGUYEN no 8 silly

@gryffindornim 3 жыл бұрын

Starrynight oh i forgot!! (And your a f*cking dumbass it’s ♾

@TSDTalks22 3 жыл бұрын

Starrynight these people are all idiots, obviously you need to eat 5 peanuts, not almonds

@gryffindornim 3 жыл бұрын

TSD Tom oh yeah your right

@featherblaze8819 Жыл бұрын

Danny: "I hope you're staying well" Me with a cold: yes'nt

@tr4inwr3ck.d 28 күн бұрын

just eat 6 almonds

@sylvydraws 4 ай бұрын

sometimes when im sad i get 5 almonds and say "5 almonds daily no cancer" and eat them. truely this video has changed my life. thank you, danny gorpzolaz

@tinkywinkygaming62 3 жыл бұрын

"Wives wanna eat their husbands." Female spiders: I mean-

@Cat-yx7xc 3 жыл бұрын

Female praying mantis: _Yes_

@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын

True

@moved.6963 2 жыл бұрын

Female octopuses: 🙌

@phud420 2 жыл бұрын

@@moved.6963 "octoPUSSES", if you will

@dollienan 2 жыл бұрын

literally most bugs: 😏

@osteopod2053 3 жыл бұрын

Murderer: *Kills me* Me: That wasn't very *four dates* of you.

@angel-dh3yv 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@myrinsk 3 жыл бұрын

Osteopod HEY I KNOW YOU

@someprimate69520 3 жыл бұрын

I got one laughter from this.

@mouse4351 3 жыл бұрын

That wasn’t very daily one apple of you...

@kalyn118 3 жыл бұрын

Ima go eat my daily lemon after this laughter

@adenmahad1780 Жыл бұрын

"They got my legend ass" really got me

@PersonMayExist Ай бұрын

man, I really want to see one of those reality shows where its like a bunch of people forced to be roommates or whatever, but its Michael Jordan, Gandhi, and George Washington. That would be epic.

@bigscorchy4034 4 жыл бұрын

Me: allergic to almonds Cancer: it’s free real estate

@gremlin3447 4 жыл бұрын

That made me wheeze 😂

@kasey3105 4 жыл бұрын

Bro I’m allergic to almonds too!

@ZappyVan 4 жыл бұрын

@@gremlin3447 geez calm down it's not that funny

@mrditkovich4691 4 жыл бұрын

And not only I'm afraid of almonds I'm also afraid of eating peanuts as well

@slabman6262 4 жыл бұрын

Zapp humor is subjective...now take off your clothes

@radiotelevision2371 3 жыл бұрын

My 6 rounds of chemotherapy didn’t cure my cancer, no. It was those 5 almonds I ate

@bluerose536 3 жыл бұрын

Should have ate those almonds before you got cancer, man. Would have saved ya a lot of trouble.

@radiotelevision2371 3 жыл бұрын

@@bluerose536 tell me about it

@sanitizer__ 3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁gosh darn it *USHOULDVE EATEN THEM, BEFORE THE CANCER!*

@SomeGuy-xd5fn 3 жыл бұрын

So youre saying it was cured, which means the 5 almonds worked. Therefore it doesnt matter if you have the almonds before or after

@homisighed 3 жыл бұрын

cant have cancer if your dead which is why I choose to work at the CPKO Cancer Patient Killer Organization

@sapphosgirlfriend Ай бұрын

"have you had your laughter yet?" gets me everytime lmao

@Mirrored33 7 ай бұрын

One thing I love about Danny and his channel is that he is always neutral, kind, and funny. Not only him though, the gregs in the comments are the same way and that’s why I love this community💗

@sleepingrepurr6317 3 жыл бұрын

"what'd you eat today? oh yknow, the usual, raisin water for breakfast, an apple, thirty almonds, a lemon, a glass of milk, four dates, and I prayed to god

@wetsocks8378 3 жыл бұрын

the pic has 6 almonds fbi open up

@Rockmint 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite food. *Praying to God*

@jamies4775 3 жыл бұрын

its says 123 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@jungsushi6447 3 жыл бұрын

@@wetsocks8378 13:43

@hellworm 3 жыл бұрын

*i ate god*

@nikolaiestrella6785 3 жыл бұрын

"Raisin water" is one of the single most disgusting phrases I've ever heard.

@Asherg0723 3 жыл бұрын

Nikolai Estrella I literally vomited when I heard raisin water, I am being serious, I don’t mean figuratively.

@Jensenrobinb 3 жыл бұрын

Wine is disgusting

@suolva8742 3 жыл бұрын

yes , grapes are G r o s s

@kantermorris3420 3 жыл бұрын

Blood purification sound like a kinky marketing campaign

@nessa3025 3 жыл бұрын

*insert bratz ew scene*

@rosebuds23 9 ай бұрын

when you’re allergic to almonds *panic*

@tr4inwr3ck.d 28 күн бұрын

just eat 4 dates you'll have no weaknesses

@notacrow6286 3 ай бұрын

I love how for the 5 almonds daily there are 6 almonds

@ava5118 3 жыл бұрын

“Wife is wife, no matter who you are” -one laughter please

@shashikalapatel9577 3 жыл бұрын

@chiarazani1290 3 жыл бұрын

@basicallystevenuniverse511 3 жыл бұрын

@lone_stick 3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha WAIT SH

@ava5118 3 жыл бұрын

@Crrpt Tan thank you for ONLY giving one laughter. Remember you cannot laugh for the rest of the day! You are only allowed one.

@h.sm222 4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s together healthy” is definitely a billion surprise toys song

@westdekota5935 4 жыл бұрын

@Hana sm bst isn't healthy😂

@urfavfilmbro 4 жыл бұрын

Their pista ice cream will definitely help you from getting ugly... And fat.

@sageseancore 4 жыл бұрын

let's😳🥵together👯‍♀️💕bath🧼🛁

@AHEBDVGDHAHSCDGDH 4 жыл бұрын

the klown kid pista with a almonds

@chalklate8678 4 жыл бұрын

that was so good

@rustic_dweller Жыл бұрын

7:23 he missed the fact that if we make up shit we're legends

@justanotheridiot6419 10 ай бұрын

'How girls sit-' Ad: MR CLEAN MULTI SURFACE LIQUID CLEANER-

@sarahcrain3023 4 жыл бұрын

“I’m sorry mam, you have cancer”..... “uh no sorry I ate 5 almonds.” ...... cancer: *ight ima head out*

@espy77 4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Crain lol 😂 just laughed so hard lololololol 😂 OH NO I I HAD MORE THAN ONE LAUGHTER 😰😨😱

@fallonvlogs1952 4 жыл бұрын

@@espy77 only 1 laugher FBI OPEN UP

@Worldsbiggestwinner 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey hey man I wanna was a good day today is gonna I gotta was the day we had a chance to get a chance to see y’all and I wanna was your birthday!

@valkiddy89134 4 жыл бұрын

@Samantha’s Doodles OMG I have more then one laughter to 😳😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰🌲🌲🌲

@certifiedclown6246 4 жыл бұрын

Valkerie K why trees?

@aunnaw7134 4 жыл бұрын

damn, times are so tough that they’re rationing out laughter now

@evergreen6702 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best joke I've seen all day, sadly I have already used up my laughter ration

@dddlegend8102 4 жыл бұрын

one laughter per person XD

@mikaylalogann 4 жыл бұрын

Evergreen 🤣

@captaintaffy5083 4 жыл бұрын

@_melodyx 4 жыл бұрын

@DarrellerraD125 Жыл бұрын

11:49 ?*NAH I JUAT EAT 4 DATES DAILY

@Moldeebread Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment bro this is funny

@morganwitkop4336 6 ай бұрын

This was the first video I ever saw of Danny's and I'm rediscovering this years later and it's highly nostalgic

@arianalunnar9950 4 жыл бұрын

“1glass of milk a day, no bone problems” ok tell that to my scoliosis

@morganwhite1773 4 жыл бұрын

Isobel Turner AHAHAHA ME TOO

@Stone016 4 жыл бұрын

No more bones getting squishy

@bel4y 4 жыл бұрын

I bet ur sitting like this | \ /

@stav338 4 жыл бұрын

maybe you need to drink more milk😅

@avaredfern2275 4 жыл бұрын

just drink milk everyday and it will go away

@mollymelnick9546 4 жыл бұрын

If you want more than one “HA” you have to go to Danny’s second channel, where he gets more silly.

@wellbealright6152 4 жыл бұрын

And drinks la croix

@riskyy2657 4 жыл бұрын

some poeple dont beilve me but danny gonzalez commented on my new video.

@padmeamidala4.20 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, isn’t this his second channel? He has a second channel?

@yam2283 4 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Rascol yeah he does, it’s called Drew Gooden

@nikeb4212 4 жыл бұрын

It also gets a little bit wackier down on the second channel.

@blackdragonrandomness3989 Жыл бұрын

me as a legend: *writing down "carrot" when my math sheet asks what 4+5=*

@Totally_Bonkers 4 ай бұрын

"that would be grape" is the best joke i've heard all day

@Maddie-fu6vd 3 жыл бұрын

9:04 Lactose intolerant people: guys my bones are getting squishy

@explodingyoshi1540 3 жыл бұрын

Rn my bones are bouncy

@christinasophia894 3 жыл бұрын

Vegans too lmao

@unicorn69 3 жыл бұрын

I remember that video

@honeybeehols 3 жыл бұрын

*surprised and angry british classroom noises*

@unicorn69 3 жыл бұрын

**Gasping noises**

@Nick-nh5cr 4 жыл бұрын

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s report card 1.Pee in her mouth 2.DIVORCE

@yeetmetothemoon2122 4 жыл бұрын

Pee in her mouth: 20 diamonds divorce: 0 diamonds Your diamonds: 0

@feliiihh. 4 жыл бұрын

@@yeetmetothemoon2122 o h no

@dolphinman4309 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@noraspingarn5846 4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

@plaguedr6748 4 жыл бұрын

@XxXsoapXxX Жыл бұрын

til the no seagull sign means dont feed the seagulls. not "NO SEAGULLS ALLOWED"

@MB-eb9ed 10 ай бұрын

I did actually get a breast cancer imaging test done today. I’m cancer free. Holy shit did these posts come in clutch 🔥

@therealsharktime 3 жыл бұрын

Had to stop after 3 minutes. I had one laughter. I Couldn't have any more.

@iamme3941 3 жыл бұрын

Daily dose of laughter. Hashtag laughter. Ha.

@PickleMansLawyer 3 жыл бұрын

One laughter*

@KitKatPadsta 3 жыл бұрын

Thomas had seen it all. He now could live in peace and finally rest.

@eidechsearts 3 жыл бұрын

Same, ha

@wxrthz 3 жыл бұрын

good job. only one laughter remember

@artsmart203 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody: grape juice Me, an intellectual: *raisin water*

@yangzhou07 4 жыл бұрын

Dried Grape H2O

@patricksslut 4 жыл бұрын

@@yangzhou07 I love me some dried grape H2O

@Ash-lj8os 4 жыл бұрын

Wet raisin water

@Gigglyb1tch 4 жыл бұрын

Dehydrated grape water

@casso3238 4 жыл бұрын

raisin blood

@17raysplays29 7 ай бұрын

You know what, I *do* put a lot of thought into how many "ha"s I use, and I'm not going to be ashamed of it anymore!

@djdjdjdn898 28 күн бұрын

That lion thing was funny to me, because I think the context of that photo was meant to be a lioness protecting cubs since sometimes the lions/fathers try to munchy-munch on them.

@olliistrytheirbest4631 3 жыл бұрын

“5 almonds a day no cancer” Maybe they mean the zodiac sign, like you just walk in a room you see your friend snacking on almonds and if you’re a cancer u just *adios*

@estinsidebottom 3 жыл бұрын

As A Zodiac Scientist I Can Confirm This Is True

@justsomedude3511 3 жыл бұрын

as a cancer, i can confirm this is true

@savtoocool3998 3 жыл бұрын

Airiwiqq

@estinsidebottom 3 жыл бұрын

@@savtoocool3998 ???

@strawberryamythest6889 3 жыл бұрын

Yep *walks into my friends room and she's eating almonds.* me: Welp *YEET*

@hqzukii2481 4 жыл бұрын

i showed my friend the “how girls sit” joke. and she says she does that, so i can confirm that you grow arms and legs when you sit as a female.

@bumbledragon3648 4 жыл бұрын

MŠ Lyn as a girl I can confirm as well. Sitting down to go to the bathroom is a real trip

@jc_b 4 жыл бұрын

Welshie Ranger yes! i do that all the time!

@apathysatragedy3114 4 жыл бұрын

@@welshieranger4697 I've finally found someone else who can do this, omg, I thought it would never happen! Did you ever just dislocate your knees to freak your friends out? That was one of my favorite things to do. It was also great with strangers, just seeing the looks on their faces, lol. The human pretzel thing always got a few weird looks and people asking me to do it again.

@apathysatragedy3114 4 жыл бұрын

@@welshieranger4697 Lol, one of my friends was super weirded out by my shoulders, but he was super big on hugging and stuff, so he rested his head on my shoulder all the time. Got to the point where whenever I wanted him off, I would just dislocate it and he would freak out. He said it was like nails on a chalkboard or something. I thought it was hilarious

@salem-01 4 жыл бұрын

Yep, going to the toilet is difficult

@hadsyjiama9010 11 ай бұрын

I feel like the seagull sign is photoshopped since the drawn bird's shape is oddly simular to the real bird's shape. Like someone cut out the real bird and painted it black

@RareRex27 Жыл бұрын

WAIT WAIT GUYS WAIT THEY SAID SOMETHING RIGHT HERE The position their talking about at 11:39 actually works for constipation or gas, I swear it’s instant relief when i do it

@RareRex27 Жыл бұрын

Except you dont do it 10 times in a row just hold the position

@sarah_0530 4 жыл бұрын

I'm allergic to nuts and now I'm going to get cancer, headaches, be obeise, have dull hair, have dry rough skin, have no concentration, be lazy, get heart disease AND get old all because I can't eat 30 almonds a day😟

@rowangoodmann3069 4 жыл бұрын

There there... A glass of water? 🥛

@cheese9506 4 жыл бұрын

same guess we'll die together

@aliss8771 4 жыл бұрын

same. im also allergic to nuts.

@sarah_0530 4 жыл бұрын

See y'all in the afterlife I guess haha

@mr.doppit2188 4 жыл бұрын

Want some Almond Milk

@humangarbage3019 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I forget this dude isn’t 17 and is married and has his own house.

@attiasprouse682 3 жыл бұрын

And Apple Watch. And Tesla.

@aestheticari8575 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr like I thought Laura was his sister 😭

@michimonster5031 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@miles5173 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh same lol

@aidan6960 3 жыл бұрын

@@aestheticari8575 sweet home Alabama

@crazystar888777 Жыл бұрын

I finally found the polar bear dance video!

@CreativeCupidity Жыл бұрын

If only Technoblade knew that 5 almonds a day would cure his cancer

@tclipz8594 Жыл бұрын

Yea he should have took notes like my stepdad he survived because of the 5 almonds and four dates

@taeliaspencer4845 4 жыл бұрын

Danny has been eating almonds and that’s why he looks so young. He has already begun his Benjamin button journey

@killerwhale2518 4 жыл бұрын

Literally every nine yr old that’s seen Benjamin button thAt MeaNs HE iS oLd

@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756 4 жыл бұрын

Jokes on them I’m allergic to almonds 😎

@emilytrost4123 4 жыл бұрын

*drew

@odiliamillan5632 4 жыл бұрын

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓱𝔂

@dantom1 4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? He is 12?

@sparksalt8327 3 жыл бұрын

“Hey mom can we stop and get some laughter?” “No, we have laughter at home.” The laughter at home:

@nutpeg6915 3 жыл бұрын

Those spaces

@sydneynolasco7075 3 жыл бұрын

Bread Butter do u not know what the shift button is?

@sparksalt8327 3 жыл бұрын

:P when I went to press enter it kept sending the comment- I tried my best broski.

@arthurdent578 3 жыл бұрын

Hey mom can we have [enter key]? no we have [enter key] at home enter key at home:

@roneitback 3 жыл бұрын

@@sparksalt8327 shift+enter unless u on mobile

@PhenomenonAnimates 4 ай бұрын

Dude i love danny gonzalez videos ngl ive watched like every single one on furious and this one im truly greg

@lightabeloth1600 Жыл бұрын

1:30 lions are the biggest exception to this ignoring the fact they don't love each other

@valx5 3 жыл бұрын

“ they should try making raisins that have the water built into them. that would be *G R A P E* “

@aprilvanpelt884 3 жыл бұрын

resurrection grapes

@idazaar 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

@imzipperoni 3 жыл бұрын

@Justin Nowaczynski kids, drink wine.

@avid_toxicity2324 3 жыл бұрын

nko. Stop I already had my one laugh today

@krypt0xar532 3 жыл бұрын

@@avid_toxicity2324 laughter*

@craigory9826 3 жыл бұрын

Almonds: *exists* Cancer: *Why do I hear boss music?*

@checkit2429 2 жыл бұрын

Mr room foam

@craigory9826 2 жыл бұрын

@@checkit2429 rabies

@checkit2429 2 жыл бұрын

@@craigory9826 flamenco

@craigory9826 2 жыл бұрын

@@checkit2429 bro I love the dance

@checkit2429 2 жыл бұрын

@@craigory9826 ?

@makingastardestroyer3066 Жыл бұрын

Your last sentences pushed me in PTSD hard. Since a DMT trip 2 years ago, these kinda concepts haunt me all the time. Thanks!

@medinirajan5702 Жыл бұрын

Danny calling Alia Bhatt a 'nice looking young girl' lmaoo

@georgiaprivate9069 4 жыл бұрын

Danny: We could all be a bit more healthy during these times. Me, sat in bed eating half a cheesecake for dinner: Yeah, it’s important for us all look after our bodies right now

@meredithgrace2292 4 жыл бұрын

Golden Fireworks damn cheesecake sounds hella good rn

@MortusSweet 4 жыл бұрын

Vibe

@xXxRebeccaRawrxXx 4 жыл бұрын

me who ate half a bag of potato chips for breakfast: take care of urselfs :))))

@thatguyenzoo 4 жыл бұрын

Golden Fireworks me stuffing my face with 4 starburst thinking I made a new flavor

@georgiaprivate9069 4 жыл бұрын

Meredith Grace Dude it was salted caramel, it was GLORIOUS

@ishikabhingarde2913 4 жыл бұрын

“wives wanna eat their husbands.” so that’s where my dad went

@norimori5170 4 жыл бұрын

Ishika .K.B OH MY GOD HAHAHAHH-

@pluto3194 4 жыл бұрын

@@norimori5170 That's too many laughters

@guidomista5462 4 жыл бұрын

Thats why yo mama so FAT

@fyodorsfluffywhitehatmar 4 жыл бұрын

i shouldn’t have laughed at that i’m sorry-

@RoseRose-fc1sr 4 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME!!!

@CraftingGummi Жыл бұрын

“Wife is wife” I, as a lesbian, will be using this phrase way too much.

@ANTH4RAX Жыл бұрын

Danny: And nasa’s like- *WOMENS FACE CARE PRODUCT AD PLAYS*

@destinee7326 4 жыл бұрын

“They should make raisins with the water built into them..” “That would be grape”

@skittles212 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best pun of 2020. I'm calling it

@zacandashleys1fan 4 жыл бұрын

Yes... that was the joke he was making... but he didn’t say grape... he only implied it... which made it funny...

@evanolivo8822 4 жыл бұрын

Actually made me laugh😂

@nehan.5797 4 жыл бұрын

lexicon jordan no its bc grape sounds like great silly

@EvilKermit21 4 жыл бұрын

it was best laugh ha

@Mirala0618 4 жыл бұрын

Fitness corner: 5 almond daily no cancer People with nut allergies: 5 almond daily anaphylactic shock

@jessicamessica6327 4 жыл бұрын

The dates will fix that.

@dhruvaharit6385 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you won't get cancer if you die because of allergies

@hehe-cq6vj 4 жыл бұрын

@@dhruvaharit6385 very true, but maybe you can also get a bonus cancer. You can only win in this game of healthy

@Peepeepoopoo5543 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh would u rather have cancer or anaphylactic shock

@MidnighttArtz 4 жыл бұрын

2 OUNCES OF ANTIFREEZE WILL KEEP THE CORONA VIRUS AWAY

@AngleFunMelt Жыл бұрын

12:33 I just opened this video to continue watching it and this is the first thing I see

@unbridledstorm3 9 ай бұрын

"they should try making raisins that have the water built into them" wait WAIT HOLD ON

@peepeepoopoo7182 4 жыл бұрын

*eats 5 almonds* cancer: “aight imma head out”

@jellybeans7072 4 жыл бұрын

😆😂

@scabillis 4 жыл бұрын

What if Danny just kept switching around the g’s in “Greg” and we just had no idea.

@RyanTosh 4 жыл бұрын

Why did you have to,,,why would you even...how could...wat

@deereye87 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t want to have this thought in my brain.

@mariah_the_mnm2053 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t f up my brain more than quaran math has already

@2012Zyle 4 жыл бұрын

how do we know if any of those letters are the same? What if he has an extra set of every letter and swaps them out between videos...

@swordingthefirst6094 4 жыл бұрын

Whats up greG

@kiralipn Жыл бұрын

I had just been watching Danny Gonzalez out of context videos while playing a game on my phone and after the last one ended this one started playing. It took me (no joke) 8 minutes to realize this wasn't another Danny out of context video.

@khloryne Жыл бұрын

i always come to this video when im bored, this is by FAR my favorite video on youtube.

@arls8096 4 жыл бұрын

I'm more concerned on why his wife *is still getting school report cards*

@raticoochiesmith9819 4 жыл бұрын

👀

@swiftaj8713 4 жыл бұрын

XxarlosaurxX Lol i was thinking that too

@ladyanonymous2641 4 жыл бұрын

Uh-oh

@emmabennett3985 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I guess you could be married in college?

@pugtatograce3462 4 жыл бұрын

oh no lol

@laureen83 4 жыл бұрын

Job interviewer: So what are your weaknesses? Me: * eats 4 dates * I don't have any.

@Thawah 4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@leighluvslavender1101 4 жыл бұрын

ℓмασ

@callmeqt1269 4 жыл бұрын

Laureen alternative setup: Job Interviewer: “What are your strengths and weaknesses?” Me after eating four dates: “You mean what are my strengths?”

@myakhlom3960 4 жыл бұрын

But just for a day

@laureen83 4 жыл бұрын

@@callmeqt1269 lol

@AngelsPrefer_Yae 4 ай бұрын

“raisins that have the water in them” GRAPES

@RatPun 4 жыл бұрын

“5 almonds daily no cancer” Anyone who dislikes Almonds or is allergic: *Chuckles* I’m in danger

@weeeeee2912 4 жыл бұрын

well I’m allergic guess I’m done for bye

@kznssbxnxkxskx149 4 жыл бұрын

@@weeeeee2912 no bro u just need 4 dates to cancel it out

@user942918 4 жыл бұрын

I hate almonds and I don't agree with 5 almonds daily no cancer

@heysaucemikehere1804 4 жыл бұрын

Paul Cornum it’s just science my guy, everyone knows 5 almonds daily = no cancer, you can’t deny it.

@clarissacortez250 4 жыл бұрын

When you’ve wasted your one laughter so all you can do is scroll through the comments 😔

@KoSXxPotatisbarnetXD 4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully this video isn't to funny, it's going to take years to get through it with only one laughter a day

@Noor-wy3fl 4 жыл бұрын

Wasted*

@lilyfitzgerald8971 3 ай бұрын

This video gives old man who takes everything literally and I’m thriving from it (I went over the laughter limit )

@isfet5730 Жыл бұрын

3:45 Woops You can't tell me what to do muahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

@catlover5356 10 ай бұрын

Welp, guess i have to kidnap ANOTHER person... i really can't catch a break...🙄

@isfet5730 10 ай бұрын

@@catlover5356 O h

@TheClonetruper 4 жыл бұрын

So no one is going to mention the fact that “wife” got a report card? Who’s wife still gets a school report card? Is this a child bride scenario?

@abheekdhara9852 4 жыл бұрын

I think it meant previous report card

@TheKinety 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that had me confused. Like I can understand maybe the wife is a college student. But why is the college grading her behavior? And to who, her husband? wtf lol

@nonewem5180 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was uncomfy to read

@TheClonetruper 4 жыл бұрын

Abheek Dhara did it? Are we positive of this? I’m not sure man. Still just a little off-put. Actually still a lot off-put.

@jennaeevee7115 4 жыл бұрын

These people got married in the 3rd grade apparently