How Donald Trump Selects His Jurors

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There’s a science to finding jurors who might be sympathetic to the former president’s case.
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@whovian_scarf_dragon 28 күн бұрын

Graphics department for the win.

@ryanbrown7975 28 күн бұрын

Credit where credit is due

@SeppelSquirrel 22 күн бұрын

The majority of the graphics are recorded straight from Mortal Kombat Trilogy. Interestingly, the title screen is from Mortal Kombat 1.

@mynameisworld 28 күн бұрын

The Trump player is way too thin to represent him.

@tanazinn8484 28 күн бұрын

👍🤣🤣🤣

@CrunchyDark 28 күн бұрын

And way to balanced to be trump

@madmaxandrade 28 күн бұрын

TBF, even Bo' Rai Cho would be too thin to represent Trump.

@indiaalphanovember8217 27 күн бұрын

Few more burgers and he will be up to your standard kind sir

@TheGreatAtario 27 күн бұрын

Also moves too actively

@SpaceForceCommander 28 күн бұрын

Marital Kombat is when Melania struggles to shut the door when Donald enters her room.

@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 27 күн бұрын

"Heeeere's Donnie!"

@ryanbauer3680 27 күн бұрын

"Finish Him!" "I am not Stormy Danials adult film actress, and vill not pee on bed for you to make Mario Kart character in pants grow bigger. Your Princess is another castle!" "BRUTALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY"

@GenghisWanghis 27 күн бұрын

Trump was surprised to see her, he was probably expecting Marla, who he mixes up with E Jean Carrol, and Stormy could be there, too

@nooshinscorner 26 күн бұрын

@@GenghisWanghis I understood where you wanted to go with the joke, but it needs to be cleaned up. Thanks

@GenghisWanghis 26 күн бұрын

@@nooshinscorner not really a joke, that's the partner jumping pattern he does, though I may be missing a few. I don't know every single victim of his

@milosterwheeler2520 28 күн бұрын

Trump needs to track down the O.J. jurors. It's his best bet.

@rhymeswithsomethingy4766 27 күн бұрын

Wouldn't help. The gloves wouldn't be too small for his tiny hands..🤔

@mindlessgonzo 27 күн бұрын

He might also need Johnny Cochrane but he's got a thing going on right now called "being dead for about 20 years."

@wPatrickSF 27 күн бұрын

If the condom don't fit, you must acquit.

@gamepapa1211 28 күн бұрын

Shang Tsung: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!" Trump: "You're hired!"

@danadudley3127 28 күн бұрын

Shang Tsung: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!" 45: "What soul?"

@godfreypigott 27 күн бұрын

@@danadudley3127 R-soul?

@mrvlsmrv 27 күн бұрын

Trump owns a KIA?😅

@SheyD78 24 күн бұрын

@@danadudley3127 I see something blackened and twisted being sucked into Shang Tsung, then he dies of food poisoning. "Fatality" Trump gets up, pulls out a burger and starts eating.

@jcrebel18 27 күн бұрын

I think the line should have been,”I like hamberders.”

@tyrannosaurusinf1488 28 күн бұрын

This is how you know that 90s kids are now in charge of the world.

@SolracCAP 27 күн бұрын

Boomers have been in charge for an eternity.

@VinceValentine 27 күн бұрын

Millennials? Yeah, we're middle aged now...

@matt3024 26 күн бұрын

God save me.

@redstonecasey4713 28 күн бұрын

It's a shame they couldn't use some of the more recent MK characters. Kotal Kahn meets total con.

@leannevandekew1996 28 күн бұрын

Another question from the court: If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?

@godfreypigott 27 күн бұрын

Insufficient information. Missing initial conditions. What IQ were they born with? What? They don't understand the question? Thanks for filling in the missing information.

@paulpease8254 27 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@stephanieo1076 26 күн бұрын

😆

@maemargaretevans9981 23 күн бұрын

Loved this thought provoking question!

@henrydawkins1335 28 күн бұрын

He is going to be fined for posing as a human being 😂

@paulramos4037 27 күн бұрын

It should be spelt as KOURTAL KOMBAT.

@jeanetteschock4744 28 күн бұрын

Thank god hes on tonight 😂

@Artista_Frustrado 28 күн бұрын

as Shao, the former Khan of Outworld would say to Donnie "You Suck!"

@artel6225 27 күн бұрын

🤣😂Team Colbert on fire 🔥

@batgurrl 28 күн бұрын

Excellent and hilarious editing job

@thesincitymama 27 күн бұрын

The ending was funny cuz I didn’t expect that but I shoulda known 😂

@mjkay8660 28 күн бұрын

I think Mick Jagger had sympathy for the devil once

@YouTubeCensorsEverything 12 күн бұрын

I love these video game spoof segments. More of these! 👍

@gailaltschwager7377 28 күн бұрын

Thank you! Chuckle.

@Kpimpmaster 27 күн бұрын

I say since we can’t find an unbiased jury we have a “bench trial” where the judge serves as Jury

@roodbennett 28 күн бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@bobcharlie2337 28 күн бұрын

😁 Burgers. 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

@SEANALPURVIS 27 күн бұрын

Berders

@danburnes722 28 күн бұрын

If 🍄don’t fit, you must aquit

@NewMessage 27 күн бұрын

900 pound, and bearing four arms... ok, Goro has a CHANCE at beating Donnie to the bottom of the burger pile. A chance.

@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 27 күн бұрын

That's Kintaro.

@thesilentangel8299 27 күн бұрын

That’s Kintaro. Goro is a centaur like creature (I forgot the name of Goro’s species but the closest term I can think of is centaur).

@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 27 күн бұрын

@@thesilentangel8299 That's Motaro. Centaurian. Goro is the first Shokan in the game.

@MINETURNNOWRblxGaming 28 күн бұрын

I love Mortal Kombat reference

@couldntdeal19 28 күн бұрын

Honestly. Good.

@verminkillah6622 28 күн бұрын

Weird but funny.

@ericthompson3982 27 күн бұрын

IMMORAL WOMBAT!!!

@Buenomars 26 күн бұрын

"Courtal Kahn"

@vickywitton1008 27 күн бұрын

Brilliant!

@SageofStars 28 күн бұрын

So he selects the furry?...is Kintaro a furry? I honestly don't remember. Besides, we all know who he'd actually pick...Striker, since he thinks the cop would be sympathetic to him for some reason.

@CrunchyDark 28 күн бұрын

I wash Allina Habbah was in the roster along with the rest of the, now, in-prison or soon-to-be-in-another-bankruptcy 😅

@eddiejoewalt7746 28 күн бұрын

0:27 since when those Cyrax eat a salad HE A CYBORG!

@VinceValentine 27 күн бұрын

It's a joke, man... that's not Cyrax, it's a New York juror. Also, cyborgs are half human, so they still eat. You're thinking of robots.

@eddiejoewalt7746 27 күн бұрын

@@VinceValentine i KNOW THAT! you acting like i was serious blockhead!

@VinceValentine 27 күн бұрын

@@eddiejoewalt7746"Blockhead"? Are you from a Peanuts comic strip? Listen son, there are some pretty weird people online and you never know who's serious and who's just ignorant. So if you're gonna post something like that and then insult people who are just being helpful, you can go love yourself with a rusty spoon

@dannyburleigh1 27 күн бұрын

MORTALLLLLLLLL KOMBATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

@Alejandro8Mario 28 күн бұрын

People of New York wins.....Beastality 😁

@mikevanderman2727 28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@vagnernunes8021 28 күн бұрын

Omg, 😂

@ronbrittany8592 25 күн бұрын

lol, that’s very close to the truth

@binoymathew246 26 күн бұрын

😆👏 That's a weird game. But it works for Trump.

@mentalhobo9074 28 күн бұрын

Lmaoo ❤😂

@andy2906 21 күн бұрын

Burger barf beavers 😂

@user-qv5vi2uv5h 21 күн бұрын

0:41 😂😂

@VERIAS1122 28 күн бұрын

Very nostagic lol

@Happy-uy5wc 27 күн бұрын

I wonder what happened to the classified documents?

@wolfpacrule 27 күн бұрын

OMG the amount of work you guys put into that short. I love it!

@user-mp2dc3gg2r 26 күн бұрын

😂 😂😅

@user-se9bt4gp4j 27 күн бұрын

One fine Donald Gump will have to pay was not being a human being 😂

@stephanieadams3747 28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@RoadrunnersOfCA 26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mkmcrevy 27 күн бұрын

🔥

@JenniferNg0529 27 күн бұрын

I love Mortal Kombat Trilogy on the original Sony Playstation! It brings back childhood memories!

@JeffGatto 27 күн бұрын

As trump says, without his ignorati, where would he be... 🤷‍♀

@paulpate1 28 күн бұрын

bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊

@UltraPoseidon 28 күн бұрын

Just like the orange one to pick the worst character in the game.

@user-eq2dx2jp6v 28 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dear stevey and ....❤❤❤❤

@CAP198462 28 күн бұрын

Ok just for fun let’s name all the fighters: from left to right, top to bottom no google. Johnny Cage, Saibot, , Cyrax, Sonya Blade, Raiden, , Shang Tsung, Kitana, Kano, scorpion, Sub- Zero, smoke (human), Reptile, Jax, Mileena, Sektor, Liu Kang, , Sheeva, Kung Lao, Smoke, Nightwolf, Sindel, Ermac,Sub- Zero (Lin Kuei), Stryker, Kabal, Goro,-,Motaro, .

@bcb7443 27 күн бұрын

Biden: Normal 🇺🇸 tRump: Crazy 😵‍💫

@user-cr8dq7sc6h 27 күн бұрын

Trump: Egotistical but has good policies and we didn’t have any wars Sleepy Joe: Egotistical and the worst presidency in our history.

@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 25 күн бұрын

Anybody else auto click the original MK logo?

@romulus_ 28 күн бұрын

I loved mortal kombat as a kid. was excited when I clicked but this should have been way funnier.

@matt3024 26 күн бұрын

Trump has an arsenal of middle-aged female fans!

@bern2076 27 күн бұрын

as scooby doo would say stephen is 100% a ronce that’s why he’s mates with bill clinton

@SayAhh 28 күн бұрын

So irreverent, it's hysterical.

@jamesdriscoll_tmp1515 24 күн бұрын

Coital misconduct

@willowsloughdx 27 күн бұрын

This reminds me of the much funnier Macintosh game Slick Willie III of 1998.

@drumcorps76 23 күн бұрын

What a chump Trump is, mafia kingpin won’t go down quietly

@Eyeball_Heroin 28 күн бұрын

🙄😉

@stevenwilkinson2031 27 күн бұрын

Benedict Donald duck. Fox news Russia news station.

@Trippp550 27 күн бұрын

lazy.

@BanderaLatina 27 күн бұрын

Nice graphics, weak joke

@bartbullock7817 26 күн бұрын

That was just mean😂

@lawismom 26 күн бұрын

Lock him the hell up.. Or ban him from the USA.. HE IS A TRAITOR

@flackstar007 27 күн бұрын

Nothing says an attempt to stack the jurors then openly wanting sympathetic people... Yet this is somehow allowed, I would hope that the prosecution would not be so easily pushed over in letting Trump to stack the odds in his favour.

@NYCrazyRob 28 күн бұрын

That was the worst attempt at Mortal Komedy I've ever seen.

@MatthisMatthisMatthis 28 күн бұрын

First

@ajt51773 28 күн бұрын

😎👍

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Democrats are making me like Trump!

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Some new crypto scam.

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Impeach Stephen Colbert

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😅

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based on this we have a Trump supporter here!

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Even if Stephen is impeached he's nowhere near 91 criminal charges or outright despicable

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that would require Colbert to be president first... which would be a better option than the Orange Menace

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@solvseus 27 күн бұрын

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@jhaiphet1970 24 күн бұрын

Trump had sharpie in his hand during jurors selection

@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 27 күн бұрын

Doing Kintaro Dirty.

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