@phuqqery Жыл бұрын
I just watched a multi millionaire in his 30s explain for 20 minutes how to put a frozen pizza in the oven. And I loved it
@brotherbunghole9562 Жыл бұрын
@@Petrixxxxxxx mommy died bro
@PastorWisky Жыл бұрын
@@Petrixxxxxxx 🤡
@juannito6318 Жыл бұрын
@@Petrixxxxxxxwierdo
@electriceye2328 Жыл бұрын
@@Petrixxxxxxx u got some mental issues
@sharris0455 Жыл бұрын
@@Petrixxxxxxx I think you’re just mad Asmon has more money and success than you’ll ever see. Go away weirdo
@alexkidd93 Жыл бұрын
I like how his pizza fits perfectly on the oven rack, then perfectly on the plate. He's min-maxed making frozen pizza
@Eisfalken Жыл бұрын
My parents got me a square-shaped dining set one Christmas, and the real joy of it was that a Totinos pizza fit perfectly on the square plates I got.
@kronniichiwa9909 Жыл бұрын
Cooking 300.
@KevinTan Жыл бұрын
Asmond is Ulillillia's cousin because of this pizza thing
@aydensullivan9846 Жыл бұрын
That Tostitos pizzas, and that’s why I live them
@doop00 Жыл бұрын
He's just lucky.
@notreallybro8508 Жыл бұрын
this dude is the only being that transforms a 2$ meal into a multi thousand dollars of content machine. What a beast.
@siliconhawk9293 Жыл бұрын
the return of invest in fucking insane, also a pizza, i see no downsides here.
@finalfantasymad Жыл бұрын
Gotta pay for all the $2 Pizza and Steak for the rest of his life.
@kateyez7186 Жыл бұрын
This man can make literally anything entertaining.
@emilymorse6374 Жыл бұрын
My channel is doing well so I was able to get the non store brand cheese! 😂😂😂
@soldierx2 Жыл бұрын
tru and real
@CJCabbie 9 ай бұрын
the comparison to not over lining pepperoni with bombing a city was extremely insightful. A true professional. Thank you asmon
@amihart9269 7 ай бұрын
true american
@ratmoneyg Ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said that, I was not expecting it 😂😂😂
@trickyzerg767 Жыл бұрын
This is the only time you’ll ever see a literal multi millionaire complain about a pizza being $2 not $1 what a great guy
@connorp5142 Жыл бұрын
Really? I found it kind of annoying. Imagine you can’t afford a pizza and this millionaire is complaining about a 2$ one
@pKaizen Жыл бұрын
@@connorp5142 we’ll I see what you’re saying but the reason I don’t see it that way is because he’s deadass serious lol. So it’s fair, imo
@jacobstarkey6499 Жыл бұрын
That’s why he will be set and have plenty of money the rest of his life
@kathleenbiersteker33 Жыл бұрын
People who have money don't spend money
@CaptainGrapifier Жыл бұрын
@@connorp5142 sounds like a you problem. You're just jealous of the dude when he's just happy being who he is despite the success
@j7ra1n Жыл бұрын
Asmon has grown so much. He took the time to wipe down half the stove before this video. Truly a different man
@Critical1Shot Жыл бұрын
just half of it, u killed me lmao
@Sh1tSh0t Жыл бұрын
And he wiped the pizza slicer before using it too
@Astrothunderkat Жыл бұрын
dude isn't he a millionaire? Why does he live in a skanky house
@soldierx2 Жыл бұрын
lol
@granzon7396 Жыл бұрын
It is what it is lmfao
@Josh_Andrade Жыл бұрын
“Whenever it gets below freezing in the house, it makes me feel like I’m on an adventure” 😂😂😂 protect this man at all cost
@buckashisensei Жыл бұрын
If it was anyone else this would be a touch grass moment but we all know if asmon ever went outside he would evaporate immediately
@Josh_Andrade Жыл бұрын
@@buckashisensei 💙😅🤣
@zacharyc.4281 Жыл бұрын
meanwhile its like a hundred in texas so i dont understand unless this was filmed months ago :)
@peekosama2709 Жыл бұрын
@@zacharyc.4281 exactly my thought, this had to be filmed in the winter
@kazm8111 Жыл бұрын
@@peekosama2709 the calendar only shows until April visible so I would say it’s between that time frame if he uses the calendar but it was the same calendar in the steak video so who knows but in that video he said he was working on the pizza video so maybe the calendar was put out in preparation for the year maybe
@BlakeLarsen3 9 ай бұрын
Asmon is hilarious, I just got into his videos and I'm always cracking up. Some of the greatest dry humor.
@StarlightSoda Жыл бұрын
I love this series. Cooking Struggle food in a biohazard zone with unique metaphors/commentary. I can't wait to see the 3rd meal.
@phd_gaming5010 Жыл бұрын
Call the video "The Last Meal". Good content.
@Losmegos Жыл бұрын
cookies mayhaps?
@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 Жыл бұрын
Some of these comments.. 😂
@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 Жыл бұрын
Some of these comments.. 😂
@kindlin Жыл бұрын
The cobwebs around 17:10....
@joeparisse5462 Жыл бұрын
Mad respect to Asmon, as a fellow Totino’s Pizza connoisseur myself. Man does not disappoint cos he knows what’s up. Cheers bro.
@andremtb480 Жыл бұрын
*Cheese bro
@Josh-py9rq Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@paladinsmith7050 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Mike23321 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but you should put the oregano on AFTER you cook! Also red pepper flakes.
@lxlKHARMAlxl Жыл бұрын
This man is humble af. Decided to watch him couple months ago and he is as genuine as they come. Been watching him since.
@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo Жыл бұрын
He is but the frustration of I understand being frugal.but for fucks sake man fix your heating you're a millionaire
@Joanlow1440p Жыл бұрын
He is OG what more can you say.
@Azure_Wulf Жыл бұрын
@@JaddyOG Exactly. If you're not humble by choice, you're not really humble.
@Wifibounty Жыл бұрын
@@sliceofpie9584 Humble by choice? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of being humble? LOL
@tclfan0180 Жыл бұрын
@@sliceofpie9584 he is huble by choice dude is a multi millionaire. he could be a pretentious duche bag clubbing and chasing women if he wanted to but he chooses the simple life instead.
@PowerStroker7 9 ай бұрын
The way you compared pepperoni placement to bombing a city was beautiful, almost poetic really. You opened my eyes as to how I've been doing it wrong all these years, and I must say I am forever grateful 🙏.
@groosegoo Жыл бұрын
"Whenever it gets below freezing in my house, it makes me feel like I'm on an adventure." I felt this in my soul
@miukku111 Жыл бұрын
As a house owner it makes me worried for the house structure. That house probably has a lot of mold. In the long run it'll be a health hazard for Asmon.
@Jotunn96 Жыл бұрын
@@miukku111 You say that as if Asmon's insides aren't already 80% mold. He can pretty much qualify as a Resident Evil villain at this point.
@modelchanger1332 Жыл бұрын
How is it so cold in texas right now? It's June, should be 70 degrees minimum. This wasn't filmed during the winter, was it?
@MrKveite1 Ай бұрын
@@miukku111 It doesent mather, his lifestyle has already killed him, he just doesent know it yet but it's just a mather of time. The human body can only take so much before it's game over and no ressurection available in the zone...
@masterduelistaero Жыл бұрын
"It doesn't really matter what kind of pepperoni you get as long as it doesn't say turkey or vegan or anything stupid on it, you should be fine" - Words to live by.
@ivanjakanov Жыл бұрын
also puts it on totinos which uses garbage tier diced mystery pepperoni bits, and other sub par ingredients that taste more like cardboard than genuine pizza
@danlee2352 Жыл бұрын
@@ivanjakanov No shit its $1 - $2 to make, what are you expecting.
@Seysande Жыл бұрын
@@ivanjakanov cheap pizza has cheap ingredients who would have guessed?
@riioas5543 Жыл бұрын
@DerjenicheDerScheißneBaunTut your paying at least 20$ for the ingredients to make a pizza, what are you on about 😂
@k1a2n3e41 Жыл бұрын
@@riioas5543 the pizza is supposed to be made out of left over ingredients so you shouldn’t be spending 20 dollars
@Kuma4ever1 Жыл бұрын
Zack thank you for your service. Helping people eat a tasty meal on a low budget. I hope we get a whole series on your cooking wisdom.
@professorc-dawgscastle8591 7 ай бұрын
Partway through the video i got an ad for dog food that said "no living being should ever eat processed food for every single meal of their life" and that seems so strangely pertinent
@focusme-tv3650 2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@midoribushittv 2 ай бұрын
lol also I am the 69th like, nice.
@thetippingpoint3219 21 күн бұрын
Steaks not processed food
@PatricHerrera Жыл бұрын
I love how as time goes on, we'll have a 7 page cookbook of all the meals Asmon eats. The 7th page just says "Dr.Pepper" in huge letters, under-scored several times.
@joe_ferreira Жыл бұрын
@@korenn9381 Wendy's
@Joe-vz1ck Жыл бұрын
one can only hope. that cookbook would sell out quick 😂
@lonnie6954 Жыл бұрын
I have a Snoop Dogg cookbook that has a few pages of his favorite munchies. Can definitely see a page or two devoted to gummies and cookies in the Asmon book
@ericbennett7937 Ай бұрын
Beef Jerky would take up two of those pages. Also underscored.
@Murrybob-df8bf Жыл бұрын
This has to be a new series he does. I would love to see every meal asmongold knows how to cook. All 5 of them XD
@coolcatalex6241 Жыл бұрын
He said he can only cook three dishes. Best we can get is a trilogy
@ZesuRodriguez Жыл бұрын
...and yes, cereal does count.
@Baneofhumanity24 Жыл бұрын
5 is a lot, let's be realistic and boil it down to 4
@ditchfood8047 Жыл бұрын
"2 or 3"
@alexismedor6182 Жыл бұрын
@@Baneofhumanity24 let's be honest, asmongold doesn't know how to boil anything.
@WisecoSerious 10 ай бұрын
"Toaster? We don't need a toaster.. not unless I wanna take a bath" I can relate to that 😂
@feelsbadsmdp2045 7 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo. Just came to comment this💀
@jakobhardstedt1463 7 ай бұрын
no u cant
@BartMK 3 ай бұрын
Thats actually crazy good joke holy shit
@IMerkSkrubz 8 ай бұрын
Made this today for me and my wife. Absolutely amazing. Thank you for showing this.
@Bear-88 7 ай бұрын
Did you use a regular oven? If so did it work?
@IMerkSkrubz 7 ай бұрын
@@Bear-88 yes, regular oven. Works great
@Bear-88 7 ай бұрын
@@IMerkSkrubz thank you sir im going to try it then
@hotkoolaid9986 Жыл бұрын
Asmond is like a homeless man trying to figure out how to live in a house.
@CorrosiveH2O Жыл бұрын
Multimillionaire btw 😂
@aozoraeyes8976 Жыл бұрын
He does this purely for the 200 reactions he'll make to people trying his pizza. I love it.
@Maplie Жыл бұрын
His metaphor for pepperoni placement really caught me off guard lmao
@colasevenseas5652 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@johntipeti4597 9 ай бұрын
fk i love how real you are asmon. never change brother!
@Henrinator Жыл бұрын
I want a Asmongold cooking show. Like either him just trying stuff himself or actually him learning to cook
@BjornStellar Жыл бұрын
You know I grew up thinking that making Kraft dinner was the easy food solution. But this man wouldn’t even consider it. Way to many steps/dishes to clean for him.
@elastichedgehog6339 Жыл бұрын
If he's trying to get healthier, I'd watch him progressively fail and succeed to cook new things lol
@theguyonyoutube4826 Жыл бұрын
This is his cooking show wdym
@Josh-pu5xh Жыл бұрын
I really want a short series with dad involved.
@iraf.official Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Erabiont Жыл бұрын
This man is the perfect example that money doesn't always change a person
@MrWolfSnack 11 ай бұрын
It changes those who can be corrupted by money. Real people don't give a fuck about money. Just have what you need to enjoy life.
@Angelicpale 11 ай бұрын
or "Money doesn't actually give happiness, but love and do what you love, is the real happiness"
@SHAAADOWWW794 10 ай бұрын
@@MrWolfSnack it doesnt change them , they just didnt have opportunity before
@Sercer25 10 ай бұрын
@@SHAAADOWWW794 yeah good point. they were always like that, they just have the opportunity to let the mask slip. I used to not like Asmon, but over the years I've found him pretty endearing and intelligent. Seems like he would be a good friend. A real one.
@northernswedenstories1028 10 ай бұрын
I think he's the exception not the rule lol
@MrDarklord11733 Жыл бұрын
It really shows Asmon's dedication to not doing basic stuff when you see that his microwave's clock isn't even set. God bless you sir for your dedication to the lazy life.
@MrTlgreene Жыл бұрын
Or that he's 2 months behind on a calendar that only needs to be changed every 4 months.
@whalhard Жыл бұрын
@@MrTlgreene isn't this an old recording if it's nearly freezing?
@ZM-dm3jg Жыл бұрын
@@verver6213 That's when his mom died. She must have been to one changing the calendar and so he hasn't changed it.
@criticalfailgaming1562 Жыл бұрын
@@ZM-dm3jg Exactly. People think he’s being frugal (which is part of it) or putting on an act but it seems like a lot of what he does/the way he lives is an effort to preserve how his life has always been, especially when his mom was alive. From the outside it may look odd but if he’s comfortable and happy w/e.
@fourfurrypotatoes 9 ай бұрын
My husband does modifications to frozen pizzas just like that. You need to do more of these because it was so dang funny.
@mgshadow45 Жыл бұрын
"Lets say your trying to bomb a city" I understood immediately and also closed my eyes and shook my head... This dude is a treasure.
@DestinedFX Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@user-ck5is2pg9y Жыл бұрын
But if you close your eye…
@hotkoolaid9986 Жыл бұрын
@@user-ck5is2pg9y does it almost feel like...
@BoomBoomBlitzcrank Жыл бұрын
You already know Emiru is going to find a way to mess this up when she inevitably tries to make it.
@anthonygonzalez7337 Жыл бұрын
lmao 😂for real
@umadbroimatroll7918 Жыл бұрын
She finna put 5lb of butter
@UtubeH8tr Жыл бұрын
I'm tired of all these lady boys running around the internet. Just ship them to australia.
@cleebe823 Жыл бұрын
Nah she's going to go over and eat all of his while sitting in his chair.
@ElJags Жыл бұрын
And then shes gonna be cringe and make a $50 ingredients and home made shit that takes 1 hour or something smh
@taylon5200 Жыл бұрын
Congrats asmon!! You deserve all of this. You've worked so hard, im so happy that youre finally doing well enough to afford kraft cheese(:
@kurisu100 Жыл бұрын
You have good food in the USA?
@Lazo4200 Жыл бұрын
@@kurisu100no…no we don’t. All processed junk. I lived Mexico for a while, after each meal I felt cleaner then normal just more energy less sluggish.
@JJMClark Ай бұрын
It's amazing how he stays in character.
@x_ned4582 18 күн бұрын
Cuz that’s him, that’s his character lol
@Perezinator2012 Жыл бұрын
He’s a millionaire but he’s just living the simple life, I just love this guy
@mage1439 Жыл бұрын
One of these days after he's gone somebody's going to be settling his business and die of shock at the money he had squirreled away because he's not fancy.
@Duriel321 Жыл бұрын
dude lives like an animal.
@MrBelayaa Жыл бұрын
@@evg3nius he owns, so his 'rent' is cheaper then yours
@Xero-rr2ol Жыл бұрын
@@ebarobyre2720 Simple life doesnt not mean lazy. Simple just means simple. lazy means lazy.
@Masoch1st Жыл бұрын
@@MrBelayaa i guarantee you he has no mortgage. he pays taxes and thats it.
@AntVenom Жыл бұрын
at first I thought the calendar was just a few months out of date... but no... it's the last page of a 2021 calendar showing the first 4 months of 2022. classic.
@jc_nifb Жыл бұрын
who
@reshie Жыл бұрын
@@jc_nifb No.
@hydromancer4916 Жыл бұрын
soylent sponsorship
@apollyon7617 Жыл бұрын
his mom died in october 2021. She probably placed it on the fridge. I wouldn't remove it either tbh
@samwarren6008 Жыл бұрын
His mom gave it to him.
@RPGLuni Жыл бұрын
This man actually used the metaphor of bombing a city to pepperoni placement. What a legend. 8:22
@KitKalvert Ай бұрын
Fascinating. Asmon is demonstrating his skill levels here. Top tier.
@dv2945 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe asmon actually made a pizza from scratch what a talented cook
@diemarihalt9490 Жыл бұрын
when you mean from scratch, by opening a package and slap a few ingredients on it, then yes, he did it from scratch
@VonArnout Жыл бұрын
@@diemarihalt9490 That's the joke :P
@Eromaw Жыл бұрын
@@diemarihalt9490 use your brain ffs, it was a joke
@kindlin Жыл бұрын
@@diemarihalt9490 Yes, that's exactly what we mean. Mohafookun *WOOSH*
@justing7197ify Жыл бұрын
This is so nostalgic. It reminds me of being home alone during middle school and figuring out how to make edible food
@nuck- Жыл бұрын
That's a millionaire.
@Nico8527 Жыл бұрын
@@nuck- .. so?
@nuck- Жыл бұрын
@@Nico8527 We're talking about eating like 13 year old stoned kids while parents arent home. Just funny we're talking about a multi-millionaire
@justing7197ify Жыл бұрын
@@nuck- exactly hahaha
@greeninitiatives Жыл бұрын
I just spent 20 min watching this man do the most simple task and loved it.
@user-qt1nu1fg3t 3 ай бұрын
Second comment, side note I'm a chef. Easy budget pizza is from scratch or pre made raw dough. Work it large / thin, garlic oil it up, sauce it, top it / season with whatever you want, bake it. You can make a calzone out of the dough too, just stuff and roll it, then cut a slit along the top to ventilate it. Also, you can take mozzarella sticks, line the edges of the stretched dough with them, fold and press the dough over them, and make a stuffed crust that way. It'll cost just as much as a dominos pizza but will be larger / fresh. I started as a cook at pizza Hut in highschool, became a GM, and am now a sous chef in fine dining. Trust me, I know, dominos and the like AREN'T any better than Red Baron...all the ingredients come frozen, down to the dang cheese lol
@topfactbb 8 күн бұрын
bro too much work
@vaendryl Жыл бұрын
I've watched enough cooking and baking videos on youtube to appreciate this video for the work of absolute art it is. truly magnificent.
@BuRNTToasT911 Жыл бұрын
I’m immensely happy there’s another of these.. never change Asmon. Can’t wait to see the third and final meal you know how to make
@jasonvoorhees9794 3 күн бұрын
The background music is nothing short of legendary.
@dayzeed Жыл бұрын
I love how the frozen pizza is actually more of an ordeal than a steak for this man
@MrHand-pv2sf Жыл бұрын
Waking up every morning and being alive is a whole ordeal for this man
@MrHand-pv2sf Жыл бұрын
@@DekkarJr I'm convinced he had a terrible upbringing
@janterri3539 Жыл бұрын
@@MrHand-pv2sf Maybe
@Arkantos117 Жыл бұрын
@@MrHand-pv2sf Terrible how? He just grew up poor.
@MrHand-pv2sf Жыл бұрын
@@Arkantos117 Regarding personal hygiene it's pretty obvious his parents didn't teach him anything at all. He might be a decent guy overall, but not washing your hands because there are no visible stains on them or wearing the same t-shirt for a month is unacceptable. Guy must stink worse than a corpse at this point.
@dinooats9876 Жыл бұрын
Never thought of this dude as a comedian but the commentary and delivery of it was hilarious
@benmiller5125 Жыл бұрын
huuuuh Asmon is a natural comedian
@SwoleBenji Жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to "enchant" a Totinos Pizza with extra ingredients. This is the motivation I need.
@fernandosepulveda7297 Жыл бұрын
Put bacon bits that go on salads. Quick and easy way to add bacon to pizza
@basilic1390 Жыл бұрын
@EMPW42 that’s cringe
@h3iberg456 Жыл бұрын
extra cheese, extra skibidi bops, call them delicioulizers
@soulvein5371 Жыл бұрын
Imprinting the legendary topping aspect. +2 to mushrooms. Adds 30% to attack speed.
@user-qo7cu8lg9e 10 ай бұрын
this guy is truly my favorite streamer. what a great guy
@deibu__ Жыл бұрын
It's good to see Asmon enjoying the fruits of his labour
@Rusty924 Жыл бұрын
Watching Asmon cooking is one of the most enjoyable things in my life. Thank you ❤ You make me happy. And you deserve to be happy.
@BUCATTIGaming Жыл бұрын
A simple man that money has not changed. You deserve all the respect!
@BUCATTIGaming Жыл бұрын
@@Cursalock no i think this is just how he like to live not everyone want's expensive cars and 100k$ watches
@MoskiAUZ 3 ай бұрын
My guy dropped cheese on the ground and just smudged it into the floor and said "It is what it is" lmao
@AmbitionMusic Жыл бұрын
culinary genius
@insertcalamity7961 Жыл бұрын
Love your channel as well. nice to see we both are cultured
@Qahtanite Жыл бұрын
you was the goat when i was in my lofi phase
@deezekii3479 Жыл бұрын
@@Qahtanite shit real, sadly I got over my lofi phase too. It will come in time you heard every single lofi beats out there
@YoungBoomerlol Жыл бұрын
As someone who moved out, overcooks food, and loves feeling like they are in an adventure without actually having to be in one. This video has made me a fan. ❤
@NotAShawn Жыл бұрын
"Unfreeze and warm up"? you mean thaw...lol
@Stacks2031 Жыл бұрын
Lmao it’s the theme music that did it for me and being on an adventure 😂😂
@Smashachu 11 ай бұрын
That's what he was going for relatability.
@Schwingz Жыл бұрын
I laughed way more than I thought I would watching a man cook a simple pizza
@purepeter4737 Жыл бұрын
"simple"
@arcadeportal32 Жыл бұрын
@@purepeter4737 ""simple""
@haywoodjablome7822 Жыл бұрын
yep cook
@purepeter4737 Жыл бұрын
@@arcadeportal32 "hung alpha male"
@Imnotbalding Жыл бұрын
This is no mere man, and this is no simple pizza.
@outsidethevault2222 8 ай бұрын
I started to watch you like few months ago and i didnt expect this. And it was awesome :D
@kevinrahman1990 Жыл бұрын
Does this man not realize that this content is like, platinum tier? Him throwing his personality into the mix is legit top stuff
@Hi98765 Жыл бұрын
the pizza cutter belly smacks really brought it home for me. 10/10. my only critique is that i dont understand how he doesnt just take the pepperonis and eat them out of the bag before they make it on the za. i cant resist.
@blazingCFC Жыл бұрын
@@Hi98765 he said it himeself, he doesn't eat anything undercooked or raw
@Hi98765 Жыл бұрын
@@blazingCFC oh u right!!
@FedericoMalagutti Жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I 100% support this high quality cooking video
@garygrayson-ho7lr Жыл бұрын
To be honest Italian Pizza and American pizza are different enough that they may as well be separate dishes. And Americans did pizza better.
@Wirelord Жыл бұрын
@@garygrayson-ho7lr Cap of the century
@FedericoMalagutti Жыл бұрын
@@garygrayson-ho7lr AHAHAHAHAHAH
@c1h2r3i4s56987 Жыл бұрын
@@garygrayson-ho7lr As an American... No
@Andre-gy5ml Жыл бұрын
you just lost your italian citizenship
@antons7210 Жыл бұрын
No joke, Asmon could have the most entertaining cooking show ever
@Dargoneth Жыл бұрын
I never seen a funnier tutorial than this
@wiljagerhardt1219 Жыл бұрын
more like dead video.
@jordanuecker7744 Жыл бұрын
“Let me get the oven”…proceeds to pull out a slow cooker. I died xD
@jeremiemorse8642 9 ай бұрын
It's fun watching him cook and then the chefs cooking his food. They are surprised how good it is.
@simz3192 8 ай бұрын
The man is a natural born entertainer.
@user-hj5yl5kw3o 2 ай бұрын
I love how naturally funny he is
@aliendinoboi7037 Жыл бұрын
Asmongold with another great coocking recipe that will generate thousands of dollars of react content
@bio6588 Жыл бұрын
ANOTHER GREAT WHAT RECIPE 😱😱😱😱
@Cutlas Жыл бұрын
Yea because people cant come up with thier own content so Let's make a video of me re acting to some one elses work
@LxnelyWxlf666 Жыл бұрын
the video we needed!!!
@godgang8818 Жыл бұрын
I just call this cooking with the difficulty switch on.
@blaz24 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to watch Asmongold watch and react to this 100 times, dude found infinite content glitch
@Krismantine Жыл бұрын
20 hours of content for the price of 20 minutes
@localhdmain6306 Жыл бұрын
....and 2$
@FynnFTW Жыл бұрын
Na bro. You got it totally wrong. Other KZfaqr react to this, then he reacts to them reacting to him, and they react to his reaction to there react, then he react to there reaction to his reactions to there reaction. Its simple
@noth211 Жыл бұрын
It's the circle of life. Scavenger eat his leftovers then he eats them cause top of the food chain.
@djtoxicdhg Жыл бұрын
He always dus the king of content farm a true mid maxer
@x-easy Жыл бұрын
This man lives in the most germ infested environment a human body can possibly withstand... "I don't eat undercooked food, I don't eat sushi" my god, I love it.
@cwj138 Жыл бұрын
Calendar says it's springtime 2022, people were more resilient back then.
@paladinsmith7050 Жыл бұрын
@@cwj138 😂😂
@Aztaable Жыл бұрын
i seen my uni / college friends how they lived. This is kitchen is steril compared to that.
@riioas5543 Жыл бұрын
This kitchen is spotless compared to some of the places I’ve seen, stick to the burbs bro😂
@72resonate Жыл бұрын
Dude if you think this is a germ infested environment, check out hoodmeals - prepare yourself 😂😂😅
@s7umpf 9 ай бұрын
When it comes to improving cheap frozen pizza, this ist absolute textbook-style. Well done!
@serae6184 Жыл бұрын
I was lost with the pepperonis but when you brought up that explanation, it really cleared it up and I'm able to put them on the pizza now. I can now say I've been tought by the master himself.
@rammyIoI Жыл бұрын
Dude I’m not gonna lie, you had me dieing laughing. This shit was so much better than I was expecting.
@rammyIoI Жыл бұрын
@@mr.v3061 my guy if you can’t tell, he is lieing out his ass. It’s supposed to be funny. And it is. He’s clearly joking and is making fun out of it other wise it wouldn’t be a video? You cant hear all the sarcasm and nonchalantness?
@bellcranel8873 Жыл бұрын
I love how he says he keeps his hands clean at all times, which helps him keep his clothes clean for longer periods of time. Then he proceeds to go into the garage to grab a dusty old oven he hasn’t used in a long time, that he found in a wheelbarrow next to some old clothes, then grabs his pizza bare handed to put into the oven, then later after it’s cooked, he wipes off the pizza cutter on his shirt to clean the pizza cutter.
@THEF4LLOFM4N Жыл бұрын
😅 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yenirbless4368 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bobdolespen Жыл бұрын
on God, his immune system is the strongest part of his entire body
@noseriouslyimserious4073 Жыл бұрын
LIKE. POTTERY.
@cliffhamilton2857 Жыл бұрын
And then he put the pizza cutter back in sink water that's probably been in there for at least a few weeks probably months
@777Knivez 5 ай бұрын
"I don't wash my hands because they're never dirty" I fucken love this dude, he's so genuine.
@KaffiRawr 4 ай бұрын
I once heard an unknown man explain how he (not asmongold) washes his hands *before* he uses the restroom, because he did not want to touch his penis with dirty hands. This unknown man did however *not* wash his hands afterwards also. Because his hands were supposedly clean after using the restroom, since his penis was clean. You can't make this stuff up. The logic and how it's flawed is so incomprehensibly amazing.
@grrlunchbox1234 Жыл бұрын
The authenticity is fucking gold❤❤❤ just goes to show what he really he is
@dutcherism9643 Жыл бұрын
I love how Asmon drops a piece of cheese and stomps it like its a spider instead of picking it up😂
@Vaelin69 Жыл бұрын
i think he kicked it under the overn to feed the rats lmao
@angelpallyz Жыл бұрын
@@Vaelin69 Yeah he wasnt stomping it he was kicking it under the stove LMFAO
@Nolos Жыл бұрын
i tough i was the only one saw this
@KupoCafe Жыл бұрын
bro literally smashed it and kicked that shit under the stove lmaoooo.
@chriswaite8784 Жыл бұрын
@@Nolos You thought you were the only who saw it on a video with over a million views. Okay. Sure.
@LuCarlio Жыл бұрын
Omg i didnt expect a sequel, this is god tier to watch and i dont know why! 😂😅
@pearl-on-the-press 19 күн бұрын
The tavern music in the background really makes this.
@evioth Жыл бұрын
can't believe he could afford the expensive kraft cheese, this man is doing too well
@terenceskill9526 Жыл бұрын
What did you expect - that yellow candle wax in foil that they also call cheese? 😂
@ericstaples7220 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I hate the rich.
@radimnechut519 Жыл бұрын
@@ericstaples7220 We should eat them. And their 3$ pizza.
@themysterybox1608 Жыл бұрын
The scooting of the dropped cheese under the stove with his foot instead of picking it up was truly the cherry that made this one a 10.
@Spagootsi Жыл бұрын
This man can create great content doing anything
@PhilGerb93 Жыл бұрын
@@shinski8114 If you relate to this then you need to get your shit together lmao
@nujevad28 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see this man sing.
@guirtalt 8 күн бұрын
Literally the first npc of any videogame giving you the tutorial
@baldmonkk Жыл бұрын
I couldnt find a 2$ steak in the grocery store and I was lost and didnt know what to do. But now Im saved from hunger. Thank you Asmon.
@peterpan408 Жыл бұрын
I found a $2 steak.. and bought it.
@Vaaal01 Жыл бұрын
@@peterpan408 oh my god, you're the chosen one
@zerg113 Жыл бұрын
I found $ 2 steak in the form of 4 for $8
@jaskajokunen3716 Жыл бұрын
@@zerg113 30% injected water 🤔
@dragoon260 Жыл бұрын
@@jaskajokunen3716 you're literally 70% injected water STFU 🤣
@WhittaII Жыл бұрын
I love you man. Oodles of cash and you still stick true to your values. Might not be the best values, but you stick to em. Respect man, much love. I don't even have to hope you'll never change because I know you never will.
@rundown132 Жыл бұрын
he can turn this video into a thousands of $2 pizzas, genius
@michaeloconnor6126 Жыл бұрын
ill be honest ive never thought of adding more toppings to a pre made supermarket pizza. Crazy. no wonder this man is loaded. Visionary
@2yt4u.14. 9 ай бұрын
You can make these pizzas delicious if you add some nice stuff to it.
@totallyhenley 9 ай бұрын
The packaging usually discourages it due to the change in cooking time.
@rinerwainkler3108 7 ай бұрын
What do u mean. I usualy let the pizza defrost in the oven, put on toppings, then back in the oven.@@totallyhenley
@Olorin884 7 ай бұрын
@michaeloconnor6126 it changes everything. Everything.
@ratthew_xd 7 ай бұрын
@@rinerwainkler3108 No need to even de-frost it man. I buy this 3-pack of margheritas for like 5$ and just slap some additional stuff like pepperoni, olives, peppers and always end it with a shit ton of cheese and it goes directly in the oven. Its awesome, it legit tastes like homemade if you can ignore the dough :D
@leuchtrakete7093 2 ай бұрын
Damn i love those decorations, especially the picture of the horse on the fridge
@csennaable Жыл бұрын
"Whenever it gets below freezing in the house it makes me feel like I'm on an adventure"... That really clicked with me. Anyone else?
@dedmanwalken8565 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has never really watched his stream (or many streams for that matter), the manner in which he just drops things like the 711 story for no reason at all in the most deadpan fashion is sending me into the most tame fever dream
@andrewwigham3026 Жыл бұрын
My god, he's back at it again - this man truly is a culinary artist.
@coltenreed958 Жыл бұрын
Culinary Autist lol
@Sinjo334 3 ай бұрын
I hate the fact out of 32 years of living I never thought to add extra pepperonis to these I always did extra cheese but damn what a upgrade
@Mortiz21 Жыл бұрын
Remember when cooking pizza, don't forget to grab your turkey oven. You know the $20 one you got 10 years ago that you keep in the wheelbarrow in the garage. Also, cleaning it takes work and time. So just plug it in and use it. Cob webs and spiders add to the flavor.
@TurboCarotte Жыл бұрын
Free proteins !
@SDM3791 Жыл бұрын
Watched that part of the video as I read this comment... Sometimes the Internet is pure gold.
@Zondels Жыл бұрын
Honestly the cobwebs aren't a big deal since it is going to an oven.
@erabbitgamingofficial1 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Dargoneth Жыл бұрын
I live exactly like him and can't agree more. I really just did cover in a blanket in my none heated apartement and watch anime while eating my 2$ Pizza. Only difference is i don't have as much class as asmon and eat it uncut
@senorcleanfist1903 Жыл бұрын
Some life-changing lessons I‘ve learned throughout this video: - Don‘t put too much cheese on the already topped pizza. - Imagine a city bombardment when putting on the Peperoni. - Don‘t bake the pizza in the regular oven, but first put another oven on top of the other oven to bake it in there. - You don‘t need a toaster, unless for a bath. - A pizza cutter is only useful when the knife is already dirty from the steak.
@itsac3906 Жыл бұрын
You forgot. Ovens are hot inside.
@fire3985 Жыл бұрын
@@itsac3906 he/she said those are the things HE/SHE learned tho
@itsac3906 Жыл бұрын
@@fire3985 To be fair. I don't think anyone knew ovens were hot inside them before this video.
@LabiaLicker Жыл бұрын
I love how the American uses a "bombing citys" analogy
@cherrymeraki Жыл бұрын
I think I could watch Asmon do just about anything and still be extremely entertained.
@rawnwild Жыл бұрын
I give mad props to Asmon for having millions and still having the mindset to almost be cast on a TLC show
@artw3 Жыл бұрын
The next thing you know, Asmongold has his own cooking show.
@Thesaurus-Rex Жыл бұрын
How I Made and Dont Spend My Millions
@Thesaurus-Rex Жыл бұрын
@@CrashCat2 new show idea. Correction: Hoarders : Money Edition
@Thesaurus-Rex Жыл бұрын
@@CrashCat2 you're not wrong but tbf if you don't enjoy it responsibly then what's the point. Life is finite. I would hate to die a rich man and have never enjoyed parts of life that is only available by having created the means do experience it. But to each their own. If he's happy and content. Then that's worth the most
@charlesmartel3995 Жыл бұрын
Sad you are falling for his "man of the people" schtick.
@Alexander-sr5fg Ай бұрын
I don't really know who you are but we're basically the same person. Hats off to you sir, pizza is the most food to $ ratio. I cut hotdogs into slices and add them, it's fucking sick
@chimaera6234 Жыл бұрын
Thank you zack i was cooking steaks for the last 2 years, now i can advance my skills and eat something else. Really looking forward for your next video
@farisribbit1706 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has worked at a pizza establishment before, I can both confirm this is the right way to put pepperoni on pizza (8:25) and this is the correct way to cook a pizza, we always use an oven from our wheelbarrows that looks like a crock pot from goodwill
@ParkerLouis103 Жыл бұрын
So, like bombing a city?
@Khunark Жыл бұрын
@@jiggyb2640 rude
@ParkerLouis103 Жыл бұрын
@Jiggy B i know, but its what he said
@jrgeezy5028 Жыл бұрын
"Dont need a toaster unless i wanna take a bath..." that was gold
@batmayn 9 ай бұрын
“Let’s say you’re bombing a city…” to describe pepperoni placement 😂
@jenmal898 Жыл бұрын
"You gotta close it, so that way... Its closed." 😂🤣😂🤣 I can't with this video! Thank you so much, I needed the laugh
@Bouchon211 Жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I can confirm that this is the greatest pizza ever made.
@naughtiusmaximus2278 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, sure, nice troll. Forse dopo una settimana nel deserto senza cibo.
@woutvandessel1823 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure a comment like this can get your Italian citizenship revoked
@CreamSl Жыл бұрын
@@naughtiusmaximus2278 pizza surgelata e' top di settimana
@marvvred Жыл бұрын
Fra la pizza migliore del mondo no cap,keep it up Asmon
@frankieslefttoe8210 Жыл бұрын
i mean real italian pizza sucks ass with your cheese island shit i want my pizza covered
@SonoSage Жыл бұрын
You put the oregano first so that it's covered in the melted cheese, this allows the heat to activate the flavors while protecting the oregano from burning first in the oven.
@butterysticky6818 Жыл бұрын
WRONG the oregano will deep fry in the cheese' oil and burn faster. source: italian
@waffles8664 Жыл бұрын
I like how asmongold said he doesn't like cheese continues to cover more cheese over cheese
@Utrilus Жыл бұрын
@@butterysticky6818 The lowest layer isn't going to get as hot as the highest layer that is in contact with the hottest part, the hot air heating the thing in the first place.
@BigBirdJerm Жыл бұрын
As Asmon said, it is what it is
@waffles8664 Жыл бұрын
@@BigBirdJerm LOL Asmongold knows how to build a modern computer from floor to top, but can't figure out how to use a modern oven to cook.
@MysticBlueFox 9 ай бұрын
I've only ever taken in clips of you from youtube and elsewhere over the years, but you are such an enigma and very funny haha
@wilza316 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I love how u r asmon bro. Ur so humble ur not fake this is what I love to see you don’t change for the viewers your just you. Never stop been you brother. And bro u r funny as hell man
@ZigZagZig36 Жыл бұрын
"The oven is in the wheelbarrow which is where the clothes are" probably the best thing I've heard all year 😂😂
@chrisherring4906 2 ай бұрын
Then I put the oven on top of the oven
@BluSky1 Жыл бұрын
This guy, his humility is amazing I see why we all like him. Far too many internet personalities out here trying to flex with rented shit they don't own, This guy cooks a $2 pizza and gets million views...
@christopherhennessey8403 10 ай бұрын
We don't see real much but he has it
@darkfog360 10 ай бұрын
Spot on. Hes a pretty average minimalist and isent hiding behind os fake crap like 99 precent of ppl
@dewwwd3431 3 ай бұрын
Bro I love that even though asmongold could buy whatever he wants and not even have to look at his account he still buys the cheapest shit he can find and still complains that it’s $2. He’s a man of the people he’s the only one who hasn’t sold out.
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