So I know this leans into stereotypes a bit, but in Australia we sometimes leave out beer for Santa and our timezone is ahead of most of the world. By the time he reaches America he probably has a hangover

Santa calling it cow boob juice is such a great reference

Ryan needs to make ‘’The first guy to be a judge’’ as a video. That way he can say ‘’I decide things now, I’ve decided’’

When my daughter was 4 she wanted to leave dinner out for Santa because he needed real food 😂

I think Ryan made this video just so he could say “Well I’m hot, babyy!” in a Santa suit. And that’s perfectly fine by me.

Ryan's son has the same face and voice as these elves. Are we sure Ryan is the father?

Sometimes, people also leave out glasses of sherry for Santa on Christmas night over here in the UK. Which means he's also mixing his drinks while consuming biscuits (which is English for cookies), cookies (a lot of them in the US), beer (from Australia), milk, mince pies, etc., and all while driving. Really hope air sickness isn't a thing with Santa, with him being in an open top sleigh on high and all.

Santa could redistribute the cookies to the less fortunate, but doesn't

"I'm not dead yet" The disappointment of the elves at hearing that though

So Santa has all the PS5s. That would explain everything.

I love the phrase "cow boob juice". Makes me chuckle everytime 😂😂

0:30 “did he just fucking die?” Killed me for some reason🤣

Plot twist: the sleigh is designed to use milk and cookies as fuel.

The only Christmas gift I need. A new Ryan video.

3:16 South Pole: “And I took that personally.”

Have you elves not seen The Santa Claus? Santa dies all the time, he just gets replaced

I can’t believe Ryan got actual elves and the real Santa for this skit! I mean, just listen to their voices and look at that beard!

Plot twist - Santa actually is capable of resurrecting. He has died 7 time during this sketch and then came back while no one saw it!

Forp Flap: "Have you tried setting everything on fire?" Damn, this ad is super relatable.

The magic of Christmas keeps him alive, Obviously.

my theory has always been that santa doesn't eat the rest of the year, he just stacks up on christmas day and then doesn't eat

The fact that one of the elves was betting on blunt force trauma is hilarious.

1:45 "not houses of different religious belief, or lower income" that pretty much sums it up

This was totally inspired by one of matpats theory videos where he calculates the accumulated calories Santa would consume on his trip.

He doesn't drink milk in every house in the UK he gets drunk

You think the cookies are bad? Some countries leave out ALCOHOL for Santa. Also, Sweden leaves out a cup of coffee, which counters the alcohol but even that's too much.

A cookie and milk?! You Canadians are cute. In the UK we leave a mince pie and a a glass of booze.

Heard an ad here in Australia recently, using the term, “Super easy” and in my mind I automatically added, “Barely an inconvenience.” You’ve successfully indoctrinated us, Ryan!

I did the math in this, if a package of tollhouse gives you 3200 calories, and the average roof is ten feet, then if you calculate the vertical climb back up each chimney, but this is also assuming 2/3 of all homes have chimneys. That puts us at a offset of positive 1400ish calories per house on the eastern seaboard. I feel it's worth noting that 32,000,000 homes are made with dual chimneys so this confuses Santa and he has to climb back up twice on the same home. This puts him at about 600 in the positive on those houses. If you calculate into the equation x= for every Wigwam (a built tent structure) you come out with a factor of seven. All in all he would expire from diabetes around the mid Atlantic rim.

Deciding to turn an ongoing conversation into an intervention is tight!

I think this is the most perfect channel ever. Content is awesome and I'm actually waiting the ads at the end as well. Adstronaut is like its own mini episode. Well done sir(s)

Also, there are countries where it's common to offer beer to Santa, so besides all that he's also intoxicated

It's impressive how Ryan got real elves for the sketch

It must be difficult for Santa to burn all those billions of calories... Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Turning an ongoing conversation into an intervention is such a good way to turn things around

4:32 “Have you tried shooting lasers at you r problems?,” *shoots alien with lazier beam*

that helium gas voice over is hilarious XD I've always wondered why does Santa always come from chimneys despite him being so big and bulky

I like the Arthur Christmas lore

When you realise the only way he wouldn't have to stop for toilet breaks is to go in the bottomless present bags. At least I hope they're bottomless or they'd be full by now.

Tinsle's ears folded under the hat cracked me up 😂😂😂

1:50 A couple days ago, my sister and I were actually talking about how much cookies Santa eats. It seems like a lot, but for Santa to hit every house in the world, he basically would have to go lightspeed, which I would think would amount to “being the sun”. His speed would also explain why no one never sees him😅.

This was absolutely comedy genius.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

3:59 saint Nicolas will never die

The milk's there to induce vomiting, it's like a classical orgy. Santa magic hides it until midnight on new year.

This is the Santa movie I want. No Violent Night, no Fatman, this one.

"to burn that many calories youd have to be... the sun" great line

I like that Ryan George is Santa because Santa is a Canadian citizen

3:08 Actually, the elves are underestimating Santa -- he's going somewhere between 0.3% of light speed (aka 650 miles per second, which is 3000 times faster than the sound) or faster than light speed, depending on which math you believe.

as soon as I heatd blunt force trauma I expected that elf to kill Santa with a bat or something. XD

He had me at "WELL I'M HOT BABEEE!"

Ooh! Do a "First guy to ever build an amusement park ride". People will enjoy being flung around on huge elaborate contraptions like ragdolls I decided

Ryan’s sarcasm, cadence and comedic timing is elevated so much by the elf voices. Great vid

Has anyone ever considered that Santa has to live off of the calories he consumes on Christmas Eve for the rest of the year and maintain enough blubber to survive the extremely cold temperature at the North Pole?

Live fast die old, is what I always say.

Those are rookie numbers 2:18

I could see a case for Santa dying from blunt force trauma. Hit in the head with a bat while breaking into the wrong person's house

It's even worse when you consider the traditional meal in England... Millions of mince pies and, wait, oh fuck THE MILLIONS OF GLASSES OF BRANDY SANTA HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!?

I wish Ryan and Matpat did a collab for this that would truly be a Christmas Miracle

I love these. Thank You.

It's traditionally brandy they put out for Santa in England. A few million of them won't hurt...right?

When I saw game theory did a video about this, my initial thought was, "Maybe he doesn't eat it, he just teleports it all to the North Pole as Santa's and the Elves' food supply for the entire year. Or, maybe he has a magical stomach that consumes it throughout the year so he doesn't need to eat again for a year or for how long the food can keep his body supplied with energy."

I recently watched *MatPat at Food Theory* do a video on Santa and how many calories he consumes over his Christmas Eve travels. At one point I laughed and thought *"Ryan George would have a field day with this one!"* 😁 *I am laughing So Hard right now!!!* 🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅

"i like cow boob juice" is the best line

2:35 THE COW BOOB JUICE REFERENCE ASDFGTYDHU😭😭😭😭

Don't forget the frostbite of just... going so fast, up so high

Dude! All your videos are truly funny and it always puts a smile on my face when I see you've uploaded a video. Some nights I even go to bed with the "the place where we name things" playlist and sleep with it on all night! But I must say, Ryan, to me this latest video was one of the best ones you've ever done!! I loved how it felt as though the comedy was one-upped all the time with perfectly timed jokes and I really enjoyed laughing my head off to all of them, here in the kitchen in the middle of the night. So thank you!❤

Immortality of Santa the reindeer and the elves.

You know I wouldn’t be surprised if Santa actually did die of a heart attack

2:49 i’m glad he brought that awareness up.

I’ve officially started watching this every December

He's immortal thats all

No matter what, if I see a Ryan George upload I immediately drop whatever it is I'm doing and watch lol. I was just sending a message on messenger that's pretty serious and Im watching this instead. Now I'm rewatching because I missed the beginning because I stopped to express my fanaticism for this channel. Good stuff my brother keep it up!

We need a VIOLENT NIGHT pitch meeting

Tincel is the kinda person to show up at a race track and bet on a horse who isn't racing and yet still win

As a therapist myself I am not ruling out setting everything on fire as a coping skill

It really is a miracle that santa hasnt been shot yet by a florida man that was so drunk that he married an alligator that he took hostage after not being able to find the keys of his monster truck

I was expecting an out of nowhere Ryan Reynolds cameo when he said "death pool," lmao

I love the voices so much! Your accent and inflections are all we need! More voices!

“THE COOKIES! Santa!”

3:28 Starring Ryan Reynolds

FIRST GUY TO START A MOVING COMPANY! “Hey, I wanna come into your house. Yeah, I wanna walk into your house and into every room and grab EVERYTHING! Then I’m gonna put it in boxes and put it in a truck and drive away!” “Why?” “It’s my job, man” “But… who pays you?” “You do! You gotta pay me a bunch of money to take all your stuff from your house. And you have to pay me a BUNCH of money for me to move your piano, also it’s not my fault if I break anything, you should have thought about that first, my man!” “Can I… can I get my stuff back?” “Well, yeah, but you have to pay me even MORE for me to drive the stuff to your house and put it in your house.” “Oh, really?!” “Yeah, the first time you pay me is just to come and grab all your stuff and drive away. You have to pay me DOUBLE for me to drive to your house and put the stuff in your house.” “So, this is basically a ransom” “Yep! It’s this new business idea I have, I basically just come into your house, grab all your stuff, and I ransom it back to you, I call it “moving”” “Well, you are moving my stuff, so that makes sense” “Yeah, I thought so” “So, what kind of stuff are you taking?” “Everything! I’m gonna take your toothbrush, and your refrigerator, and your food and all of your clothes…” “Wait, your gonna take the clothes off my body?” “Well, no, that’d be wrong, but I’ll take everything else” “How is this not illegal?” “Well, here’s the thing, it’s not illegal if I make you pay for it”

Not only is the ad funny but informative. Violence is never the answer for depression

"It's just DEEPLY troubling"😂😂😂😂

this paired with MatPat's theory over on food theory about just how many calories Santa intakes make for a very funny Christmas. Thanks Ryan!

One of the elves has an Afro and I’m here for it

Congrats On #43 on Trending. Great videos!!!!

Florpflap is truly a caring friend. He genuinely only wants what is best for the Adstronaut, and although he doesn't have much experience when it comes to mental health, he tries his hardest to help. Sometimes he may go a bit overboard, but he tries, and even though he's probably done more harm than good... that's okay.

I can’t believe that you got Santa Claus to come in your sketch, and his elves. Ryan, you are growing like crazy!

I always interpreted Santa as taking his cut off the milk and cookies but importing the rest to the North pole to feed the elves and reindeer.

Merry Christmas Ryan, we love you!!!

I’m gonna die of laughter before Santa dies of a heart attack! Love this channel!

Loved this one, especially the elf voices. And you know, kudos to Florp-flap for trying. Things can't bother you when they're exploded.

Florb flap. I could use those problem explosives. Lmao! Thanks Ryan. Really appreciate the laughs and happy new year to you. 😂👊🏼

I love the "milk" reference to the past video

We used to leave out a Mince pie and brandy (mince pie is a kind of mixed fruit pie with some kind of sweet liquor) so after the uk he would be flying tanked up.

Santa: "Well I'm hot babyyy" 🤣

I like how he’s concerned about the cookies and not the fact he’s centuries old

Broken hearts can be fatal. Ask Padme.

My Christmas is complete! I needed a Ryan video