How TO BECOME THE SEA KING? Crusader Kings 2 100 Stat Man Holy Fury
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5 жыл бұрынWelcome to the RETURN OF THE 100 STAT MAN!!!! That's right he is back with a new wonderful trait! The IMMORTAL!
After the last video which you can watch here:
• CK2 But All Stats Are ...
100 stat man went to see Odin and challenged him! Odin won however sent stat man back to the world of ck2 holy fury as an immortal out of hope that he would never return!
NEWS FLASH HE IS BACK! And better than ever with a new location and new goal in mind! So join us on this British humor-filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my crusader kings 2 holy fury game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit.
The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
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Crusader Kings 2 is a wonderful grand-strategy game that tells an epic story of one family across years and generations, through crusades, plagues, schemes and assassinations, as we try - and quite possibly fail - to grow our tiny home into a mighty empire...
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@Demon88061 5 жыл бұрын
RUM! CONQUER RUM because it is the largest tag
@filipdjokic4793 5 жыл бұрын
U would reform alexanders empire that way
@joshsatanson635 5 жыл бұрын
invasion only allows to take a single de jure kingdom not the whole tag
@Demon88061 5 жыл бұрын
@@joshsatanson635 Then the largest tag in RUM, just that RUM deserves to lose land
@mpikoul 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a joke? Rum! You must fulfill Alexander's legacy, and conquer the known world!
@aquila4460 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Do your Ancestors proud! A Bloodline goes both ways!
@wimpykid700 5 жыл бұрын
ON! TO THE NEAR EAST!
@adamsandler6005 5 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@alexsmomerica 5 жыл бұрын
Duds Vult!
@TheMrTsavs 5 жыл бұрын
THE INVASION OF RUM!
@klarinettensemble4036 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum because you are the rightful heir of Alexander and tis your lands
@DawryMike 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine reading about this monster in a history book lmao
@ikkonoishi 5 жыл бұрын
Well he is immortal so you could even read about him in the newspaper.
@math3000 5 жыл бұрын
Even on the Internet as well
@iminsecurebut1215 5 жыл бұрын
@@math3000 you could Meet him.
@TheMsr47gaming 5 жыл бұрын
@@iminsecurebut1215 ^ at night when you go to get a biscuit with tea.
@SCP--mw7tx 4 жыл бұрын
Math internet won’t even exist cuz this dude’s gonna rampage the planet
@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum! They're the biggest.
@koolaidj3220 5 жыл бұрын
R=rum because you need you drinks
@bepsi6204 5 жыл бұрын
R for rum because you can restore Alexander's kingdom.
@Gormathius 2 жыл бұрын
17:07 "I'm about to execute 219 people and I don't feel a thing..." -Ainz Tea Gold
@TheCrusader97 5 жыл бұрын
Invade Rum. It takes up like half the map. It’s free real estate
@Tsuruchi_420 5 жыл бұрын
Free real estateman
@lachlanphilbey3759 5 жыл бұрын
Invade Rum because every province you siege you will get when you win even if it is outside the war goal, like if you invade northern France but siege all of Frances provinces you will get the hole country
@natanoj16 5 жыл бұрын
But why is the rum gone?
@toxickite93 5 жыл бұрын
And because Stat man doesn't need a reason to invade.
@rileysteer5757 5 жыл бұрын
Take Rum! Can't be a sea king without a good supply of rum! (Also if you occupy every primary holding in an invasion you can take lands outside of the kingdom you've invaded, taking even more kingdoms and of course more holding equals more people to sacrifice!!)
@rileysteer5757 5 жыл бұрын
Another Reason to take Rum is it gives you a base to take India because you need India for all of the tea they have!!
@stupidperson9250 4 жыл бұрын
@@rileysteer5757 after curb stomping rum the all who lay claim to Rome have been defeated
@fredricknoe3114 5 жыл бұрын
After this you should convert to EU4 and 100 stat the Cherokee.
@artofthepossible7329 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the empire with all the PUs that 100 stat man could make.
@valentinoferrari9493 5 жыл бұрын
Invade R for Rum because statman
@michaelosipov8001 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum to kill the most
@octavian2381 5 жыл бұрын
"The head of The Catholic Church is a nice place to raid" *THE SWISS GUARD HAVE JOINED THE SERVER*
@wickederebus 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Fyklir What the game says: Fylkir. Reading 100.
@peasantman7685 5 жыл бұрын
E because they will be our tea farming slaves
@godzillagamer6942 5 жыл бұрын
E
@godzillagamer6942 5 жыл бұрын
E
@godzillagamer6942 5 жыл бұрын
E
@godzillagamer6942 5 жыл бұрын
E
@amcorgi2630 5 жыл бұрын
R Rum is obviously the best place and will get you closer to actually restoring alexander's empire!
@lukaszdluzak3905 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Spiffing Britt:*executes whole game
@MrMario4president 5 жыл бұрын
With the amount of land Rum has, an invasion of Rum would be great for you.
@DASBIGUN 5 жыл бұрын
N = cause borders... E = cause "historical" fun time F = ...baguettes...? L = border gore....agian.... P = easy pesy
@soldiersPL 5 жыл бұрын
Just gonna add little thing, Invasion cb from Alexander bloodline does give you all of the land it was stated(for example, Lotharingia) when you win, yes, but it also gives you ALL of the provinces you have occupied. So, for example, you are fighting for Romania that is owned by Byzantium, but you went a little bit too far, and you ended up occupying entire god damn empire, once you send them demands for them to surrender, you will get ALL of Byzantium. Every single province you occupied? Yours . So, if you want, you can use that cb to conquer rest of HRE and avoid border gore if ya want. But remember, you are IMMORTAL, and this cb is once per LIFETIME, 100 stat man would have to die for you to be able to use it again, so chose wisely.
@Tsuruchi_420 5 жыл бұрын
Lemon fucking squeezy
@Fuenfsworld 5 жыл бұрын
Rum! Because it's always gone :(
@natanoj16 5 жыл бұрын
Butt butt.... Why is the rum gone?
@AtlasNL 5 жыл бұрын
On Your Marx WHY’S THE RUM ALWAYS GONE!?
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
13:47 really disappointed he didn't throw up an image of Seaking somewhere in this bit
@jekujoseph6079 4 жыл бұрын
I lol'd hard when the Marshall kept killing your wifes :'D
@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 жыл бұрын
Must of had a good reason
@Veylon 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum You are the inheritor of Alexander's legacy. You should claim his empire.
@furkansahinkara730 5 жыл бұрын
Make the İnvasion of RUM because alexander would do so but more importantly rum sounds like rom and we like rom
@klarinettensemble4036 5 жыл бұрын
Rum is actually a turkish successor of Rome. Rum is greek (i think?) and means Rome
@dagalealtd4888 5 жыл бұрын
@@klarinettensemble4036 The Eastern half of the Roman empire was Greek (The empire was divided between Theodosius the Great's sons) but originally The Empire was Roman. The Sultanate of Rum was named "Rum" because it meant "Roman/Greek" because they (Turks) invaded the "Roman" Empire (Byzantine Empire to other people).
@thecommentguy8366 5 жыл бұрын
R Entire of Rum !!!!!
@Ilposeidonll 5 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MAIM, KILL, EXECUTE AND BURN!! *Ahem* Sorry about that.. That was me praying to my god. 100 Stat man.
@soamazing367 5 жыл бұрын
TAKE ALL OF RUM IT IS THE PROMISE LAND THE PEOPLE THERE MUST BE GERMANIZED
@1006kelsey 5 жыл бұрын
I hear the people of Rum have literal rum in their veins
@yungmalaria 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you can take all of rum with that invasion casus belli, I think it’s only for a single kingdom
@joshuawaldrop4117 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum! Because as the heir of Alexander you should own his old conquests.
@coldatoms5627 5 жыл бұрын
Just subscribed.
@cryptomancer2927 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he says "execute" I keep expecting to hear him say "Order 66." I have no idea why but it always happens. LOL
@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын
100 Stat Man seems like he's some kind of mythical troll tyrant, I keep imagining him as King Throgg from Warhammer.
@tylerstorjohann4286 5 жыл бұрын
No this is just the Warhammer 40k unification wars
@bol9383 5 жыл бұрын
Rum! To The East MEN!!!
@SolDeSaBelle 3 жыл бұрын
100 Stat Man has the same conquering spirit as Daenerys Targaryen, combined with the gross, old-man lustful disposition and innumerable descendants of Walter Frey... So fucking scary to contemplate...!
@britishrobot2250 5 жыл бұрын
E Reason:the great 100 would bring glory to the land
@kappared4899 5 жыл бұрын
why not Rum to do what Alexander did
@teamtopshox6763 5 жыл бұрын
W- For world Because statman wouldn’t stop at a single kingdom
@dewaynenelson3189 5 жыл бұрын
E, it is time you retake your homeland, Sir Brit of spiffington
@georgefelton3291 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum - you need the largest landmass so that the Great Khan will come directly for you, and you can duel him directly for the fate of Europe. Alexander, get upstaged.
@thehem 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum.
@operatorjuno5348 5 жыл бұрын
10/10 More Sacrifices to 100 Stat Man, would watch again E for England. If the Irish won't do it, we need 100 Stat to bring blood.
@TheHej2 5 жыл бұрын
1/10 need more Sacrifices
@mee8801 5 жыл бұрын
If you need a reason to invade a catholic country just say they stage a revolt in Germany.
@RainRed1000 5 жыл бұрын
E- Historical, they belong under the rule of the true gods
@phoenixfoster-smith8585 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah no
@heythereboy0734 5 жыл бұрын
E Ck2 is known for it’s “Historical Accuracy”
@richardhambidge7964 5 жыл бұрын
E because we need some fish and chips
@AJCherenkov 5 жыл бұрын
R for ALL OF RUM
@keithm8027 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Spiff play this game is ten times better than playing it myself. Holy 100 stat man, give us strength.
@HyenaDorn 5 жыл бұрын
Poland i'm from there and your way of thinking beats any politician's way of thinking over here.
@aliksanon6491 5 жыл бұрын
Invade RUM because you should follow the steps of your forfathers and go where your ancestor alexander went , exept yoh should conquer what he couldnt , you should take india
@guillermo3623 5 жыл бұрын
E for England so that you can seize the means of the tea production Also to get rid of ISP
@samhansen9771 5 жыл бұрын
He stands no chance against 100 stat man!
@vetrynsfriendbluejay1217 5 жыл бұрын
The tea is produced in India, we just drink it.
@Tsuruchi_420 5 жыл бұрын
Now that's a true Noble goal, to end is ISorrow's suffering and stop all artillery only!
@Tsuruchi_420 5 жыл бұрын
@@vetrynsfriendbluejay1217 seize the means of consumption???
@guillermo3623 5 жыл бұрын
@@vetrynsfriendbluejay1217 I do know that tea is produced in India but I just want to make a joke.
@hackbarrow 5 жыл бұрын
I Love this Series!
@Demonica2539 5 жыл бұрын
The screams....they only get easier, but they don't get quieter, great germanic gods that was loud
@sleekotter1109 5 жыл бұрын
“Borrowing some of their people” lmao also invade N!
@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 5 жыл бұрын
If you have the whole Aztec DLC youll be having alot more fun considering they are meant to be unbeatable.
@patricklastin5624 5 жыл бұрын
no for the stat man...
@NateThe_Great24 5 жыл бұрын
I believe that the sunset invasion event scales with the size/power of the nation it spawns in. So if it drops in the empire of sweden, over 1,000,000 aztecs will be doomstacking and carpet-sieging their way across europe.
@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 5 жыл бұрын
@@NateThe_Great24 Dear 100 stat man please protect us the weak from the heretic invasion of the Aztecs.
@frking100 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the 100 stat man might have enough blood to sate his gods thirst for but an hour
@dylaxiusmccoy 5 жыл бұрын
@@NateThe_Great24 If that happens, the seas will run red with Aztec blood for eternities to come and 100 stat man will construct an entire castle made from their bones.
@diranbodossian6061 5 жыл бұрын
That is one hell of an infectious laugh!
@deangoldenstar7997 5 жыл бұрын
I must ask that you consider the possibility of waiting for the mongols to expand as far as they can and then invade them. You are the blood of Alexander, you do not take petty kingdoms. You enslave the greatest empire before yours so as to enter lore and legend as the god emperor. Also it would be kinda fun so I say M!
@alessandropaleologo1534 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum
@martijnkwant5314 5 жыл бұрын
I have done similiar things But not that much instead close to a hundred or something.. I always like to run with my retinue pillaging cities.. Not even neccesarily for the gold because I am not even taking my ships with me.. Usally only to get bloodlines and traits.. Plenty of related bloodlines to raiding.. And ofcourse the joy of seeing the family tree of a rival ruler whom has 75% of their relatives executed in some horrific way by your ruler..
@cynicalautist1774 5 жыл бұрын
that poor guy in Epirus just lost his entire family at the hands of the Sea King that turned up with a quarter of a million men
@nhdan1501 5 жыл бұрын
E for England. But just so you know, if you declare invasion you take any land that you have conquered. So if you conquer/control all of the lands that England controls, (and maybe it's allies?), you take that land as well.
@kevinhart1955 5 жыл бұрын
Nah do rum, follow the footsteps of Alexander
@MRmeomania 5 жыл бұрын
i am new around here but isnt "100 Stat M"an should already be called "100 Stat God"?
@bobby8012 5 жыл бұрын
No because that would be blasphemous
@11facehugger 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobby8012 But 100 stat man is an actual pagan God.
@bobby8012 5 жыл бұрын
@@11facehugger Did my comment get deleted? wot?
@11facehugger 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobby8012 Nope, can still see it...
@Boi-dj3eo 5 жыл бұрын
Damn thanks for the Warning, I have around 500 peeps in my prison and i don't want to chrash executing them all.
@lukaszdluzak3905 5 жыл бұрын
13:56 (...) and we are The medieval grumps
@ahmednoone 5 жыл бұрын
.....executes 200 KZfaq crashes for me, worth
@damirk.801 5 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeee
@charlesdzialak5719 5 жыл бұрын
England because not even Rome could conquer it all. Then rule the waves?
@artificialgravitas8954 5 жыл бұрын
Rome did conquer all of England
@artificialgravitas8954 5 жыл бұрын
@@ollyravenhill7341 Are you guys mistaking England and Britain?
@ollyravenhill7341 5 жыл бұрын
Artificial Gravitas ah you have me there my friend my mistake.
@artificialgravitas8954 5 жыл бұрын
@@ollyravenhill7341 NP
@charlesdzialak5719 5 жыл бұрын
@@artificialgravitas8954 My mistake as well I took his comment as the whole isle not just England but Wales and Scotland as well.
@demonicomlet6454 5 жыл бұрын
Perfectly spiffy
@goldblood101 5 жыл бұрын
I ..... need.....MOAR
@cannonfodder902 5 жыл бұрын
Good to see 100 stat man back on the prowl
@fensti7917 5 жыл бұрын
why just 100 stat man ? not 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stat man
@theungentleman 5 жыл бұрын
A for All. Take what is yours 100 stat man.
@Karagianis 5 жыл бұрын
Sea King? He doesn't look like a Helicopter.
@evanasw1019 5 жыл бұрын
RUM
@ideanakit1206 5 жыл бұрын
Just be brittish *RULE BRITANNIA,BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES*
@kelnhide 5 жыл бұрын
The god emperor of humankind, 100 Stat Man
@Bryancysive 5 жыл бұрын
N. Gotta take whats yours by birthright.
@ruhruhmero1330 5 жыл бұрын
England? I only see Western Sweden
@austin7203 5 жыл бұрын
E- more blood for the 100 man!!!
@tomaszwidlarz4582 5 жыл бұрын
R because you must follow your great ancestor Alexander!
@itsallrigged7295 4 жыл бұрын
The son of Statman, Dave Most unlikely youtube crossover of all time
@Tigerofyouth 5 жыл бұрын
E. You are a viking after all
@thekaiser5743 5 жыл бұрын
E so then they will be educated about the legendary man known as 100 stat man and so then they know where their true God is and may be able to kneel in front of him and ask for mercy
@EpicToastish 4 жыл бұрын
now that was a lot of screaming
@asherrhys 5 жыл бұрын
This is a wild game
@atahanayhan2115 5 жыл бұрын
E.. lets repeat the history.
@TaoScribble 5 жыл бұрын
The game was so appalled that it shut itself down. XD
@theroadman8783 5 жыл бұрын
How didn’t I find this channel sooner?
@rafaelbrandao4645 5 жыл бұрын
you gotta take all of rum, fulfill alexander's dream
@icbblrecaps642 5 жыл бұрын
we need to make it realistic! E for England
@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja 5 жыл бұрын
E why bloody not
@theaveragegamer7221 5 жыл бұрын
Invade Rum for the unlimited supply of beer.
@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 жыл бұрын
You executed so many people you executed the game
@Chazred 5 жыл бұрын
E, they haven't had any problems except for your raiding.
@iononionunion8682 5 жыл бұрын
RULE SWEDEN! SWEDEN RULE THE WORLD! this mean you need to take England's place
@brockbland6788 5 жыл бұрын
Rum, you must reclaim your rightful lands!
@thomasbandin5091 5 жыл бұрын
R for Rum cause 100 stat Man must have a glorious and thicc Empire
@olorinmagus4479 5 жыл бұрын
So is rimworld stat man stat man in the future or is it all a dream?
@noxy4966 5 жыл бұрын
rimworld happens in the future. this is the beginning of the legend
@olorinmagus4479 5 жыл бұрын
The Tea Addict but he’s immortal how could he possibly die?
@woomythelasthope8395 5 жыл бұрын
First not 1st I mean umm spiff I guess is better than tea or Denmark aka a bo
@retrogandalf7899 5 жыл бұрын
Caaaaaaaarl, there is a dead human in our house Caaarl
@TallulahSoie 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant ending
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