How to Pacifist Skyrim
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5 жыл бұрынA detailed guide on beating Skyrim and its DLC as a pacifist.
This means that your stat screen counts 0 on all creature type throughout the entire playthrough.
Done in the most recent version of Skyrim Special Edition. No mods or console commands were used throughout this run.
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@ymfah 5 жыл бұрын
Hey boios I made a detailed text guide about this : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/apdyxa/how_to_do_a_pacifist_run_in_skyrim/? The YT comment system is pretty bad for QnA so if you have any questions please use this one.
@darkjackl999 5 жыл бұрын
what next, how to beat skyrim in oblivion? love yer content btw
@venandisicarius32 5 жыл бұрын
What's been your favorite run so far?
@sharissehyland8411 5 жыл бұрын
How to beat skyrim shrek style?
@stal2496 5 жыл бұрын
How much time this video take to make?
@eugenepoez 5 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but ok
@saafi9723 5 жыл бұрын
-Bleeding skeletons -Bleeding gargoyle -Bleeding ghost "It just works"
@jakubgrzybek6181 5 жыл бұрын
Bleeding elemental
@pineappleproductions1696 5 жыл бұрын
Bleeding tree?
@TheTexasDice 5 жыл бұрын
Don't Fallout 4's bleeding robots.
@groggod666 5 жыл бұрын
KONO BLEEDING DA
@lovely-0009 5 жыл бұрын
thats how mafia works
@1337m4n 5 жыл бұрын
"I didn't kill him, Officer. I just hit him a bunch of times and he mysteriously bled to death for no reason" "You're free to go"
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 жыл бұрын
1337m4n That’s on par with Zhang Zongchan’s defense at his murder trial. “Look, I know this seems bad. But it wasn’t me. I just happened to be cleaning my rifle at my window, where I like to clean my rifle. And while I was cleaning my rifle it happened to go off and out of all the places the bullet could’ve went it just so happened to perform a perfect kill shot on...some piece of shit I hate”. -Zhang Zongchan’s defense of his murder of Prince Xiankai paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.
@furymern8162 4 жыл бұрын
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 lmao is this real?
@realmofdoors9605 4 жыл бұрын
Must've been the wind..
@decadunce9205 4 жыл бұрын
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Honestly how does Papa Dankula even find these mad lads.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 жыл бұрын
@@furymern8162 Yep. He paid the fine. But that was his defence. Paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.
@Mekelaina 4 жыл бұрын
Serana: "im gonna fight too" dragonborn: *pulls out the sleep baton*
@rorya01ok37 4 жыл бұрын
The belt
@stonksboinz 4 жыл бұрын
*Button.
@Mekelaina 4 жыл бұрын
@@stonksboinz Baton (n) A baton or truncheon is a roughly cylindrical club made of wood, rubber, plastic or metal. It is carried as a compliance tool and defensive weapon by law-enforcement officers, correctional staff, security guards and military personnel.
@big924 4 жыл бұрын
All of you are small brain, it’s the night night club
@krackedupkrabers5372 4 жыл бұрын
Big 9 actually, it’s called a night night wack wack
@ScreachHiensburg 3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that the wooden sword isn't actually enchanted, but rather you just bonk your allies on the head hard enough that they go unconscious anyways.
@fariszakimy 3 жыл бұрын
Lore-friendly
@TheAssassin642 3 жыл бұрын
Deepest lore
@taylenseeley6188 3 жыл бұрын
@@fariszakimy it is indeed one of very few things in the elder scrolls that are actually straight up reality friendly.
@Manly-Tears 2 жыл бұрын
*b O n K*
@akrobeau 2 жыл бұрын
@@taylenseeley6188 it’s not actually, because if you’re unconscious for more than a few minutes you’re dead.
@samuraijack5919 5 жыл бұрын
Is it a bug or a feature? Bethesda: Yes
@MrLachapell 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, also we bundled Fallout 76 with that response
@SiGLoORiGiN 5 жыл бұрын
It's a featured bug
@prydzen 5 жыл бұрын
@@SiGLoORiGiN its a bugged feature
@Rapteh 5 жыл бұрын
It just works
@AntoninusPius100 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@tiburonpereze 5 жыл бұрын
Serana:"Im coming with you, like it or not" Dovahkiin: . ...... (Equips wooden sword)
@nice3333333333 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mLF0l7eQ09-0ZWg.html
@bluejmp 5 жыл бұрын
Serana: "at least were getting closer" Snake: equips wooden sword *Thunk* Serana falls over
@ThxRealUnknown 5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs some paddeling
@CrystaTiBoha 5 жыл бұрын
*The Best Is Yet To Come starts playing* "Serana-con, do you think that love can bloom on the battlefield?"
@indisputable3 15 күн бұрын
I hate Serana. In the quest where you had to go inside Castle Volkihar after the moondial, I opened the chain door, walked through, and closed it behind me so Serana wouldn't be able to follow me and ruin my stealth. Screw Serana.
@KingChiggy 4 жыл бұрын
I love the thought of Alduin sitting there at the end just staring down and the dragonborn looks up with tears in his eyes and says "I'm sorry" before punching him
@breadeddragon9616 3 жыл бұрын
This should be a fan-fic
@gorelovelive5022 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadeddragon9616 no it shouldn't
@theworstmaid 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadeddragon9616 it should be smut
@bryantfrayley5421 3 жыл бұрын
@@theworstmaid NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@tonyepic8 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryantfrayley5421 YESSSSS
@joebenzz 4 жыл бұрын
Ymfah: "No Officer, i didn't kill anyone. Look killcount is 0" Game: "Ok"
@arctrog 2 жыл бұрын
it wasn't me officer, it was the one armed man!
@TheUrbanLegend 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm coming with you whether you like it or not" *Draws the Stick*
@TheUrbanLegend 5 жыл бұрын
*to which i now see plenty of others already said this*
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 жыл бұрын
*bug oof lad*
@boldone66 4 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan: *draws lightsaber* I will do what I must
@zeroomega3781 4 жыл бұрын
@@boldone66 PATROL THE THOOOOOOOOOOT
@davemorris6863 4 жыл бұрын
Bonk*
@SnowCatKroe 5 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: How to Home Alone an entire game.
@blakestratton1307 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@megakiller999 4 жыл бұрын
Super underrated comment right here
@wackybatman2027 4 жыл бұрын
I think I missed the part of dragons in home alone, damn
@wavestrider2160 4 жыл бұрын
@@wackybatman2027 oh cmon you couldn't possibly forget that one part where ohdaviing ate one of the burglar just for laughs,could you?
@wackybatman2027 4 жыл бұрын
@@wavestrider2160 Oh that was my favorite part, also when Kevin uses unrelenting force to push the burglars down the stairs
@Manly-Tears 3 жыл бұрын
19:45 "omg why would keeper do this" 23:43 "omg why would Vyrthur do this" 38:39 "omg why would Alduin do this"
@Otakupatriot117 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you committed suicide. *I cannot believe you committed suicide.*
@convolutedpeppercorn1078 2 жыл бұрын
@@Otakupatriot117 ahh yes, the pinnacle of acting
@C4lmaria 4 жыл бұрын
Children:"How can i save the world peacefully?" Ymfah:"Uuuuuuuh eating a lot of vegetables and being creative, you could put it that way"
@Manly-Tears 3 жыл бұрын
"Bash anyone who questions you with a spiked shield; you will achieve world peace with 0 kill."
@theairhiker4781 5 жыл бұрын
How to Pacifist Skyrim *turns skyrim into a free for all war zone*
@namelesslad5803 5 жыл бұрын
That's not what The Boss wanted
@shrek6723 5 жыл бұрын
@@namelesslad5803 *Well, that's how mafia works, son, so deal with it.*
@diel6755 5 жыл бұрын
Todd howard battlegrounds
@dariusgarious6985 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't it already a ffa war zone?
@mahn3580 5 жыл бұрын
The best battle royale
@CrystaTiBoha 5 жыл бұрын
Spiked shield - the ultimate secret assassin's weapon that not even the game recognizes as a killing instrument, that runs on tomato soup.
@Cloudthrow 5 жыл бұрын
CrystaTiBoha I was gonna like this comment, but it’s currently at “666”
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 жыл бұрын
Super Kami Guru oof
@PeoplePhobia47 5 жыл бұрын
@@Cloudthrow you are bad-guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 жыл бұрын
Glovebox of the year agreed
@herringway434 4 жыл бұрын
ymfah: never picks up a weapon combat page: *I R O N W A R A X E O F S A P P I N G*
@epickduk 3 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why that, of all things, is what the game defaults to.
@christianreinard8285 3 жыл бұрын
@@epickduk I think it’s something to do with the yarls gift after he becomes thane. He gives you an iron/steel (I forget if it can be steel) enchanted weapon. I may be wrong but that’s my best guess
@valthorix7347 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianreinard8285 it's leveled. It can be anything up to elven I think.
@christianreinard8285 3 жыл бұрын
@@valthorix7347 thanks I wasn’t sure. But still I think whatever the gift is automatically becomes your favorite weapon if no other is used.
@SilverGamingFI 3 жыл бұрын
@@valthorix7347 if I remember correctly, it can be orcish too
@xxdeathbyjoeyxx8761 4 жыл бұрын
>Extremely hihg tower >Humanoid enemy HMMMMMMMMMMMM
@localdrugseller6431 3 жыл бұрын
Me chilling in a skyscraper >Extremelly high tower >Humanoid Hmmmm
@TS-sb6ov 3 жыл бұрын
Hihg*
@justahuman9120 3 жыл бұрын
Bonestroule intensifies
@ShakedownDreams 2 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@Daveaintreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShakedownDreams Basically it's saying that an easy way to kill it would be just throwing it off a high place (i.e a high tower) That's the joke. Not necessarily a clever one, but I found it funny
@Rekken200 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that there's still ways to get creative with Skyrim..
@hazeltree7738 5 жыл бұрын
The fact this had 76 likes...
@spamuel98 5 жыл бұрын
there will always be more ways to get creative. One of these days someone will figure out how to enchant the dragonborn's genitals to increase stamina by 10 million, or something
@joshuaxiong8377 5 жыл бұрын
@@spamuel98 there's probably a mod for that XD
@prinzdenax 5 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaxiong8377 without mods
@Grugh 5 жыл бұрын
ЖCaldTheLad_SLGЖ Bethesda: No they’re... um uh… CREATIONS (for a small fee of course)
@stefanm.734 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's pretty fitting that the first and only kill you have to get to actually complete the game is from Alduin.
@normanaziz5600 5 жыл бұрын
it was destined to happen, there is no way around. You are the dovahkiin and as prophesised by the dragon elder scroll, you are destined to kill alduin but not to kill any other. if it is not you who kills alduin, then another warrior will take your place and become the alduin slayer. it is the way of prohecies
@zero123429759 5 жыл бұрын
A pacifist's only kill to save the world sounds poetic
@jacobsmith4428 5 жыл бұрын
Welp, the prophecy didn't specifically say Alduin couldn't be murdered by an afterlife waterfall to the abyss that the Dragonborn just happened to push him off of.
@stefanm.734 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobsmith4428 That doesn't really kill him, though. He just kind of sits at the bottom of the waterfall for all eternity, and the main story remains uncompleted.
@jacobsmith4428 5 жыл бұрын
@@stefanm.734 And everybody but him lives happily ever after! Plus apparently if memory serves, he doesn't really "die" anyways. The world eater's soul goes... somewhere, maybe all the way to ESO or Elder Scrolls 6, but you didn't technically "kill" him even if you do kill him. Pushing him off to the shadow realm of unloaded chunks seems like he's about as dead as it gets.
@j.t.1280 3 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, I never killed this man" "Then who did?" "The bullet."
@convolutedpeppercorn1078 2 жыл бұрын
Alec Baldwin moment
@bruh-im7gi 2 жыл бұрын
@@convolutedpeppercorn1078Lmao wasn't expecting that joke to come up
@HellishSpoon 2 жыл бұрын
i don't kill people my sword does!
@captainphasma1714 2 жыл бұрын
targe of the blooded
@rorrim0 Жыл бұрын
@@HellishSpoon In a world of magic claiming your sword was possessed is probably a legitimate defense.
@Lilgattnocap 4 жыл бұрын
"Make sure my daughter is safe" "The best way to protect her is not letting her join in any fight."
@Manly-Tears 3 жыл бұрын
"I've fawlin' and I can't get up!"
@dysphoria_1.040 3 жыл бұрын
WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!?!
@KyrieFortune 5 жыл бұрын
How to Pacifist Skyrim: 1. Drink lots of soup 2. Beat the shit out of Serana 3. Bend the laws of the universe 4. Gravity
@miss_bec 5 жыл бұрын
Tell me, Kyrie. Do you believe in gravity?
@Shadovw97 5 жыл бұрын
5. 6.Profit
@goreobsessed2308 5 жыл бұрын
1.5 beed enemies out including ice monsters and skeletons somehow
@combativeThinker 5 жыл бұрын
Bec Nice JoJo reference.
@adrianprzybysz6621 5 жыл бұрын
And shield. Don't forget about shield.
@gabefrancka7254 5 жыл бұрын
"They cant hurt uncle Roggvir" "Apparently they can"
@Necro_fury 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of most of these Skyrim videos
@breakingqueengrace 3 жыл бұрын
I love Serana, but goddamn if the sound effect of him bonking her to sleep didn't get me every time
@tankhead2645 3 жыл бұрын
How did it take me so long to find a serena simp. My first reaction to that quest was: "yup there is probably a ton of Simps for funny vampire women"
@desshiwaza4065 2 жыл бұрын
@@tankhead2645 only Skyrim character I simp for
@tastychunks 2 жыл бұрын
@@desshiwaza4065 We all know that Alduin is the best waifu
@renametowhatuwant4174 2 жыл бұрын
@@desshiwaza4065 tbh I can see why, asking her to turn you into a vampire is h, well uh, uhmm, lets just say it has probably awoken some things in some people
@dayyaanadam2589 2 жыл бұрын
I hate Serena lol she was nice at the beginning then she just got anoying af and she's not even as good as people say her damage is ok and her necromancy catches me off gaurd and forces me to fight the same enemy twice
@prateeksharmakharel7678 3 жыл бұрын
It's odd seeing him walk in this one.
@martonstrenner1937 3 жыл бұрын
true
@symphonyofaria 2 жыл бұрын
Its the sequel to skyrim no walking. Skyrim no killing
@SuperNerd9695 2 жыл бұрын
@@symphonyofaria checks out
@MarcoYolo 5 жыл бұрын
The Elder Scrolls 5: _Sweet Roll Eater_
@stevenbills2600 5 жыл бұрын
Elder scrolls 6: the phantom menace
@FireballZora 5 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...
@shadowshinobin8641 5 жыл бұрын
Let me guess some one ate your sweet role
@Mij_Yekvad 5 жыл бұрын
More like: The Elder Scrolls 5: Milk Drinker
@shadowshinobin8641 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mij_Yekvad haha I'm dead *Skyrim : the scrolls of sneaking*
@TengouX 5 жыл бұрын
"As soon as you land, eat some soup and beat the shit out of your dragon." I kinda feel like quoting that out of context when someone asks me how to do a certain thing.
@carrotkekw8800 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe at a Comic Con where you can get a plate w/ a handle, wear some armor/wear clothes, bring your favorite soup, and get a friend wearing dragon costume and *beat the shit outta him*
@Schemingzy 4 жыл бұрын
A pilot explaining what to do after landing the plane :P
@Itsprincesweets 4 жыл бұрын
*AYEAYE SIR I WILL FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE*
@SuperNerd9695 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't do this. But I will now
@the87thharrowmain21 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about this video was perfect, soundtracks, editing, making a play through that would've taken days and crunch it down to less than 40mins and showing what you should/ shouldn't do.... must taken weeks to get it done
@LinkTheHero 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to beat the Hearthfire questline. That house needs building and those orphans need a parent.
@trigger_segfault 2 жыл бұрын
Now defending your loved ones from the frequent trolls, bandits, dragons, skeevers, necromancers-next-door, giants, wolves, bears, and spouse kidnappings. That would be great.
@theomegablade6415 9 ай бұрын
@@trigger_segfault Just give the kids Deadric Daggers, for whatever reason they'll fight with a dagger and all childen can be given either any Dagger or a wooden sword (???) so watch the new In-Training Dragonborns bully the hell out of a random dragon.
@nivolord 5 жыл бұрын
I like how not wearing armor wasn't even part of the challenge, but you did it anyway because it looks funny.
@MoonPatch 5 жыл бұрын
The enemies might hurt themselves if you wore armor! Come on, be more considerate
@amineabdz 5 жыл бұрын
most likely for the stamina boost
@potatochiknug1258 5 жыл бұрын
Fluffy Fluff yes
@poutineausyropderable7108 5 жыл бұрын
He couldado the restoration glitches and just got infinte health. So yeah. He did it
@GastNdorf 5 жыл бұрын
Also because he's *Naked* Snake. (and yeah pacifist runs are a big deal in MGS if you search for the link in between)
@Shanack1 5 жыл бұрын
"Playlist with all music used" Instant like
@staff97 5 жыл бұрын
yeah same my dude big respect and big lov
@manhtuongnguyen4706 5 жыл бұрын
Respected to people who put list of musics they used in their video :>
@ramongm2010 5 жыл бұрын
The music from the intro Snake Eater - Cynthia Harrell
@Crosshill 5 жыл бұрын
i just cant find out what was used for the 19:30 area because its ticking off my nostalgic power metal sensors and im not sure if its a fluke
@FreeloOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
Entraya Crosshill pretty sure that’s Initial D
@sparklepawz1185 4 жыл бұрын
So how did you guys kill Alduin? “I used legendary armor and weapons of old heroes and champions” “I used the power of ancient, vampiric blood to make myself into a vampire lord” “I used divine weapons and armor used by not only the Daedric princes but by the gods as well” “I spent years forging the best armor and weapons and enchanting them myself after years of study” “I pushed him off a cliff”
@PunkZombie1300 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait, he's a dragon, shouldn't he be able to fly?" "Nah, he had kind of given up at that point."
@cjohnson2916 4 жыл бұрын
PunkZombie1300 Before The World Eater would be broken in body, he first must be broken in spirit.
@QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW 4 жыл бұрын
I used potions to create a wooden sword that can slay any living ctreature with 1 blow
@acefire7714 4 жыл бұрын
I just used Dawnguard armor, and some steel tear
@itspurplepaw6163 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, the chosen one.
@thiccburger290 4 жыл бұрын
Pacifist Skyrim run: “just kill them with bleed” Pacifists in chat: “wait, that’s not-“ Ymfah: *It just works*
@Linguineo 3 жыл бұрын
Ymfah: it says 0, therefore I despise murder.
@kingdonut8272 3 жыл бұрын
You're telling me that's _not_ how pacifism works?
@taylenseeley6188 3 жыл бұрын
As star wars the clone wars once said "Just cause I'm a pacifist doesn't mean I won't defend myself" therefore when he punched me I stabbed him 37 times in the chest, But I'm a pacifist I swear!
@christianvikelgaardliebst9768 3 жыл бұрын
@@taylenseeley6188 He just ran into my knife sir, i swear! He ran into my knife ten times!
@SirFoxbutt Жыл бұрын
It's more like "How To Get Away With Murder", beat the game with not a single kill actually being counted. 😅
@Tabby3456 5 жыл бұрын
Me: ...and that is how the dragonborn ate 50 bowls of soup in the middle of the fight against mirrak, Alduin, and Harkon, without killing anyone Son: Wow!
@NominalPhoenix 5 жыл бұрын
This comment is missing approximately 1.5 billion likes.
@cwp2175 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-jh6xh5ur2g What kid doesn't eat soup?
@wanderingluck6593 5 жыл бұрын
@@cwp2175 Some don't like veggie soup sadly
@oortcloudproductions2658 5 жыл бұрын
soup is the best
@tiacat11 5 жыл бұрын
Son: But Daddy, if the dragonborn didn't kill anyone, how did he stop them? Me: Well, Son, it turns out, they all coincidentally suffered a freak accident, right as the Dragonborn was getting ready to spare them! Amazing, huh? Son: ...But- Me: That's enough, time for bed. Son: But Dad- Me: BED.
@unclesundowner4429 5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite Pacifist, screaming people off towers and into their doom.
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Sundowner why does your profile pic match this comment lol
@KingOfDarknessAndEvil 5 жыл бұрын
@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 What?
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 жыл бұрын
uskan I just edited it
@KingOfDarknessAndEvil 5 жыл бұрын
@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 ok that makes much more sense
@joyfuldude4538 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Sundowner ᎢᏔᎪᏚ ᏩᎡᎪᏙᏆᎢY ᎢᎻᎪᎢ KᏆᏞᏞᎬᎠ ᎢᎻᎬᎷ
@Luminous_Wind 4 жыл бұрын
that skeleton smacking Serana on the back of the head made me laugh way too hard
@gavindillon1486 4 жыл бұрын
Game: you have to land the killing blow on Alduin Ymfah: *_ERASES ALDUIN_*
@MrThezyga 5 жыл бұрын
3:19 the fact that this guy even bothered to sync the music to buying shows how quality this channel is
@cademiksek6769 4 жыл бұрын
And the dragon shaking its head in time with Snake Eater. Incredible stuff, really
@bislord1368 2 жыл бұрын
damn i didint even notice that i guess the little details matter most
@user-xy7cb8wq5r Жыл бұрын
And in 1:40 too
@cinnamontoast1586 6 ай бұрын
There is a lot more things synced to music in his videos, even edit jumps, sounds in game, etc. Gotra be inspired by ds3 bosses
@chtc88 5 жыл бұрын
The paralyzing wooden sword, also known as The Pimp Cane
@sinandonk6782 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@matthewl26 5 жыл бұрын
The Limp Cane*
@alejandroquesada 5 жыл бұрын
"We don't take backtalk in this b!tch"
@chtc88 5 жыл бұрын
@@alejandroquesada LOL
@AmongstTheClouds 3 жыл бұрын
That was a rollercoaster of emotions. At several parts I honestly thought you were gonna have to concede that 100% pacifist was not possible, but somehow you always managed to find away. None so more epic than the Alduin encounter. What a video, loved every second. Keep it up :)
@mettatonneo1147 4 жыл бұрын
“This is Snake. I’m in a box.”
@coltoncroft2222 5 жыл бұрын
Me: "You should really upgrade your stamina." ymfah: "tImE fOr SoUp"
@TeemoQuinton 4 жыл бұрын
soup better
@andrewkrug3380 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you broke my heart for a second when you had to do that last punch.
@brandonwatson4829 5 жыл бұрын
The music was so perfectly timed there, made me so sad lol
@CosmicToad5000 4 жыл бұрын
Opens video *Snake Eater starts playing* “This is gonna be good”
@Manly-Tears 3 жыл бұрын
Waht A tHirl...
@expiredcoffee7991 3 жыл бұрын
@@Manly-Tears (starts climbing latter)
@idontdonething 3 жыл бұрын
ymfah: "I have one rule..." Alduin: "Well then that's the rule you'll have to break to beat me!"
@Zelderon-lf6ux 3 жыл бұрын
Ymfah: “how about no.”
@SinHurr Жыл бұрын
MADE IN HEAVEN: GRAVITY INVERSION
@cekaton9757 5 жыл бұрын
this is what i want youtube to recommend me
@surewolf 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@thepolicedepartmentunited1543 5 жыл бұрын
It recommended this to me 5 times in a row and a post about the video's demotization and monetization right under it so gj youtube
@thepolicedepartmentunited1543 5 жыл бұрын
@@nooneofrelevance.1310 thanks xd
@firstcooommment3675 5 жыл бұрын
"How To Pacifist" *Proceeds to find the legal loopholes, instigate vicious mob rampages, and shank everything.* _Oh and also knock all companions unconscious with a stick._
@oortcloudproductions2658 5 жыл бұрын
True pacifist is not hurting anything, technical paciFIST is hurting but not killing, and all this that counts as a kill is direct -but if your partner kills then its your fault and you directly killed them-
@JRexRegis 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground." "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"
@Tekh09 4 жыл бұрын
You know, in retrospect, having Alduin as your only kill would've been true to the MGS3 experience. Alduin: Kill me, Jack.
@swedishvampire343 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend
@teacup4561 5 жыл бұрын
How did you make forty minutes feel like ten
@shad0wcookie993 5 жыл бұрын
Teacup4561 Illusion 100
@boldone66 5 жыл бұрын
@@shad0wcookie993 94*
@zecroene4275 5 жыл бұрын
Because he's the best youtuber
@aeroblaziken4145 5 жыл бұрын
4x Speed 🤷
@blaze-uo5pm 5 жыл бұрын
Ehem 39:4- *FUS RO JA'H*
@ClipsInc. 5 жыл бұрын
Next How to beat skyrim without playing skyrim
@ZeroZForce 5 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard wants to know your location
@ClipsInc. 5 жыл бұрын
Zegamer lol
@Grugh 5 жыл бұрын
Skyrim AFK addition £24.99
@stupidjerx4155 5 жыл бұрын
J u s t watch on the yt, ez
@ClipsInc. 5 жыл бұрын
Mauro Molinero mind blown
@EarlyOwOwl 3 жыл бұрын
Serana: *exists* DB: That's illegal people can't do that
@Byrnethedestroyer 4 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely proud of you ymfah. You put so much effort and love into these videos, and it's obvious. For that, I cannot congratulate you enough. Keep doing what you love my friend. I'll be here the whole time, laughing and clapping along as you continue to succeed.
@leonacont6150 2 жыл бұрын
Are you still here?
@Byrnethedestroyer 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonacont6150 yeah.
@Karma-sc2kj 9 ай бұрын
what about now@@Byrnethedestroyer
@twomad 5 жыл бұрын
awesome
@parawatatoyrum4965 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@meatgrinder149 5 жыл бұрын
twomad fuck me twomad
@southbeat5354 5 жыл бұрын
Gaymad uwu
@piotrkruczynski3311 5 жыл бұрын
Pizza time at chat
@firehawk8521 5 жыл бұрын
Hi there who are you mr. checkmark
@dekkard4982 5 жыл бұрын
1458 seconds in skyrim time is 8.1 hours, So a wooden sword that has around a 7.5% chance to paralyze someone for that long is worth only around 300 to 400 septims. I'd buy 2 of them.
@Manly-Tears 3 жыл бұрын
Gently tab the people with some wooden sword and they will live forever.
@noahhuffstutler2686 3 жыл бұрын
It's the sleepstick. Perfect 8 hour rest.
@theomegablade6415 9 ай бұрын
that's almost 25 minutes of real time too, which is mildly overkill lol
@OGXenos 4 жыл бұрын
How to Pacify Dawnguard: *Domestic abuse ensues*
@Mr.Man2214 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Serana getting bopped with the sword was funnier than it should have been.
@ThePastaBolognese 5 жыл бұрын
Arngeir: B-but your destiny as dragonborn is to kill Alduin! Couldn't you just let that one kill pass? Snake Eater: I'M A TRUE PACIFIST
@user-mm5nc2nm5o 4 жыл бұрын
*FriskUndertaleTruePacifist736 likes it*
@surrk1057 4 жыл бұрын
Просто Пользователь Even Frisk had to kill a person in the end. Games are so cruel.
@user-mm5nc2nm5o 4 жыл бұрын
@@surrk1057 But in the end of battle, you MAY spare Asgore. (Flowey kills him tho, but it doesn't matter.)
@surrk1057 4 жыл бұрын
ymfah: Does it count tho?
@user-mm5nc2nm5o 4 жыл бұрын
@@surrk1057 nah. u spared him, by pressing MERCY.
@pseudomaso 5 жыл бұрын
This editing, the soundtrack choice, the little things you made up your mind about that are so insanely enjoyable for those who noticed/knows the reference, just as genius as the "Pacifist Dark Souls II". It's just absolutely insane and I love your work. It is an honor, sir.
@jimmp6005 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too. This took a long time to finish
@blueshell292 4 жыл бұрын
Serana is trying to help you in combat. *Let's fix that with a controlled shock.*
@SinHurr Жыл бұрын
Bonkai
@catsareyes6446 4 жыл бұрын
It would be perfect if “Hey, you’re financially awake.” played everytime a character recovers from paralysis.
@Manly-Tears 3 жыл бұрын
"You're awake, how 'bout that."
@deffdefying4803 3 жыл бұрын
"You're financially awake" My debts have been paid
@dysphoria_1.040 3 жыл бұрын
F I N A N C I A L L Y A W A K E
@thespaceduck794 5 жыл бұрын
I lose my shit every time he hits Serana with that stick
@barneymcwhat6241 5 жыл бұрын
'boop'
@VncleEvgene 5 жыл бұрын
*applies domestic violence*
@SilverSurfer-cc6vp 5 жыл бұрын
Wrote and sang _The Ballad of the Legendary Wooden Sword of Sleepies_ in my head while watching the segment of Serana fall over like a mannequin
@vincentwilliams3741 5 жыл бұрын
I Just Wrote That Space Duck... It's So Freaking Hilarious ! ! ! "Donk" 🤣
@therappingrooster8 5 жыл бұрын
This is cool but how do you start with the firebombs and the master key?
@1337ofDiscreet1 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@quentincasort9640 5 жыл бұрын
NO HE'LL SUBTITLE IN COMIC SANS
@andythompson1998 5 жыл бұрын
Thief class and he bought the firebombs from ZeroLenny®
@trashycannoey 5 жыл бұрын
@@quentincasort9640 comicc sauss
@zealsynth8610 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@Tabby3456 4 жыл бұрын
Master Pasifist: NOOooo, you can't just pasify by making people bleed to death ymafh: hehehehehe, SOUP, HEHHEEHEH
@LordMagnusIV 4 жыл бұрын
The world wasnt ready a year ago for this wisdom but now it is go on sons of memes take over the history
@Arkansym 2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this. Lately, I started watching them every day to few days. They're incredibly well edited, tell a great narrative, and have great music selection.
@SliverSaurus 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Ymfah: 'YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW HOW TO PACIFIST SKYRIM?!' For real these are hella entertaining
@CuteLittleHen 5 жыл бұрын
Great editing, as well.
@ajanthony1356 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong info. Someone asked for a how to pacifist Skyrim in the comments on the video how to break Skyrim
@Glownyszef 5 жыл бұрын
Your editing is amazing, the video has its own narrative that draws you in, that's why I've rewatched your New Vegas Pacifist run about 10 times, and I'll do the same with this one probably
@tobikms1709 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was so drawn into it
@Hawksearcher 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, this editing really is a 'cut' above the rest.
@mamonsin 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hawksearcher "... You are cut from a different cloth than the usual brutes the Jarl foists on me." -Farengar
@bendover2649 2 жыл бұрын
3:36 I can't articulate how perfect this moment is.
@tylertate3584 3 жыл бұрын
The “time paradox” is my favorite bit if ymfah’s
@Taliesin_ 5 жыл бұрын
This video was as entertaining as making it surely *wasn't.*
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 5 жыл бұрын
Nicest (and Sneakiest) Nord on Earth saves the world by literally bending reality
@irishace9280 5 жыл бұрын
The psyjic monks fear him
@midshipman8654 5 жыл бұрын
Irish Ace alteration mages hate him
@necrobonesgaming2424 5 жыл бұрын
learn how in these 10 simple steps!
@victoriahowe5609 4 жыл бұрын
15:27 “Guard m-“ *gets paralysed by a naked man with a wooden sword*
@capital_tm 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is an older video now but I still come back to it every now and then when I really need a pick-me-up and it works every time. Thank you for this masterpiece.
@kingnecrow575 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing has been harmed by Ymfah this run, skyrim agrees. Hopefully youtube does as well for once and gives our boy the green.
@preston000 5 жыл бұрын
the production quality is... killer
@johnyfou 5 жыл бұрын
Does it register anyway?
@simonblusk6900 3 жыл бұрын
I love this video so much. I rewatch it every few months. Its just how everything clicks perfectly and the eight melodies at the end. God, I love this video.
@acbeaumo 4 жыл бұрын
19:10 "I've fawllen and I can't get ahp!"
@raibu3100 5 жыл бұрын
this is the most beautiful video i've ever watched. the hours that must've gone into this... even just the editing itself. i'm losing my goddamn mind - this is amazing... what an absolute legend.
@direct2397 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely content of the highest quality. It deserves way more views and likes.
@t.a.d.k.d6580 5 жыл бұрын
This is the next testament
@patrickgentry825 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready to go to sleep." Sees ymfah video at 2:20 am that is new. "Guess i can stay up for about exactly 39 minutes and 47 seconds more." Edit: HMMMM
@ClipsInc. 5 жыл бұрын
Xd same
@thepolicedepartmentunited1543 5 жыл бұрын
"He only neded 12 seconds to click the video." The end.
@izeberamia 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's a pacifist the same way Batman is but with magic ✨
@moist537 2 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing like watching a good ol’ classic ymfah video all cozy late at night in bed. Happy place :)
@EinManU 5 жыл бұрын
That Miraak/harkon trick..... *KING CRIMSON!* *I T J U S T W O R K S*
@EinManU 5 жыл бұрын
@GREEN PINEAPPLE KINGU CARIMSUN NO NORIYOKU!
@tunnelsnake420 5 жыл бұрын
*donut bruno*
@outerwildsenjoyer3231 5 жыл бұрын
*sigh*
@seijitheicedrake9487 5 жыл бұрын
I erased your boss fight and lept past it
@Ale-gr2ro 4 жыл бұрын
Emperor Crimson*
@SilverHedgehog1999 5 жыл бұрын
How to pacifist: They all bled out, I didn't kill em
@DarkxShadowxZeta 5 жыл бұрын
37:52 That was the saddest punch I've ever seen.
@orcrist7847 4 жыл бұрын
you seriously deserve way more subs..that's some prime editing and meme-ing
@SexyLilSeaOtter 5 жыл бұрын
Serena: I’m coming with you wether you like it or not. ymfah: *pulls out the stick*
@mymrrandomguyy 5 жыл бұрын
This should be interred in the National Archives for how culturally significant it is. All these memes from past and present, used in a montage of everlasting hilarity, while also displaying one of the most loved games of all time in "full", and promoting peace. Why not?
@kingpin6736 5 жыл бұрын
Other than beating your waifu with a wooden sword until she gets knocked out
@staff97 5 жыл бұрын
agree samdolph my dude
@KenyDark0509 5 жыл бұрын
@@kingpin6736 small price for salvation
@elliottbow2819 5 жыл бұрын
‘promoting peace’ >beats people to death with a shield >constantly beats people and paralyzes them >forces others to kill their allies yep, peace has been promoted
@TeemoQuinton 5 жыл бұрын
@@elliottbow2819 That last part is DISTINCTLY American.
@Kisonish 5 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly in love with all of your videos. The editing and song choices are just mwah.
@nicholasdavis5393 3 жыл бұрын
I'm totally going to make a wooden sword with paralysis in my next play through, gonna call it the sleep stick.
@richardlionerheart1945 Жыл бұрын
Id call it the night night stick
@Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn 5 жыл бұрын
Elder Scrolls Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Solitude Elder Scrolls 3: Soul Eater Elder Scrolls 4: Bows of the Stormcloaks Elder Scrolls 5: The Phantom Thane
@roach9397 5 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t these have been somewhat relevant to each of their respective games. Sons of Daggerfall or Wayrest for instance? Why is everything a Skyrim joke?
@MikeDoesRandomThings 5 жыл бұрын
@@roach9397 So... Elder Scrolls Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Daggerfall Elder Scrolls 3: Morrow Eater Elder Scrolls 4: Swords of the Oblivion Elder Scrolls 5: The Arrow of Pain Elder Scrolls 6: Hammerfells Revengance
@revatronprime4120 5 жыл бұрын
@@MikeDoesRandomThings god I hope es 6 is in hammerfell
@Jekail 5 жыл бұрын
@@revatronprime4120 i think its set in valenwood
@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын
Elder Scrolls 3 Scrib Eater.
@user-pl9co8cq4z 5 жыл бұрын
19:21 Skeleton dying from bleeding... IT JUST WORKS
@d3nmerk056 5 жыл бұрын
That`s how mafia works
@Cemtexify 4 жыл бұрын
it lost its marrow
@sparkey543 3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for a while, and I'm still baffled every time you roll something else out. Looking forward to the next one.
@lord_planc 3 жыл бұрын
"I 'killed' everything to kill Alduin"
@seaman481 5 жыл бұрын
Its amazing that there is always some stupid workaround to not get a kill. It just works :)
@saafi9723 5 жыл бұрын
"Always" you didn't finish the video...
@LegDayLas 5 жыл бұрын
tell that to Alduin
@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын
Alduin's not truly killable. He just got sent back to daddy.
@thelonelyrogue3727 5 жыл бұрын
The orchestral Deja-vu had me dying.
@sddlol19 5 жыл бұрын
Thought i was the only one who noticed
@j.k.1787 5 жыл бұрын
this is insane amount of work you put into your videos. subscribed.
@xamanto 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Dovahkiin, the greatest diplomat of the fourth era.
@junoguten 5 жыл бұрын
>pacifist >free exotic waifu from bondage >beat partner unconscious with wooden stick on several occasions John Lennon, is that you, buddy?
@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 5 жыл бұрын
Lenin? He beat OUR waifu?? *cocks gun*
@S1bv 5 жыл бұрын
"Our" *communism at its finest*
@alja343 5 жыл бұрын
unlike our Dragonborn here, you sure went in for the kill
@pojax6162 5 жыл бұрын
Its amazing how you can still make a 40 minute video funny the whole way
@tirelipinponchiwawa9368 3 жыл бұрын
Dovahkiin: I've never killed anyone, i actually found a way to defeat the worst calamities without killing them directly. Also dovahkiin: Beats the shit out of people until death with a shield, beats the shit out of Serana et Frea and force people to kill themselves.
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