To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t: I grew out of them.

so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping** God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

I also have a story that I may have died from or something! So- when I was younger, like probably 7, I was tired but couldn't fall asleep and have always just kinda stared off at something when I can't sleep. So I decided to open my bedroom curtain and stare at the moon like always. Right outside my room was a strange man. He was walking, but then froze. He was maybe 3 feet away from my window, possibly even less. I could tell he was holding a weapon, but lighting was dim so I was unable to clearly make out what it was. I stared at him for quite some time, not breaking eye contact nor blinking(its a skill I somehow developed that just never disappeared). He kinda just looked scared. Looking back, he had literally no reason to be scared, as I was a child and he was an adult man holding a weapon. I may have just looked intimidating. Then again, I do have a guardian demonic angel woman who I only know actually exists because she helps me clean around the house and can move objects, so she may have been the reason for his fear. I probably should have screamed or something, but I was tired and it didn't register in my brain until way late. Anyways- I woke up the next morning and the realization hit me. I was freaked the fuck out but didn't say anything because he could have been a dream or just another ghost from the graveyard. Later that day, the sheriff comes knocking on our door and held up a mugshot of the man I had seen that night. Apparently, he was an escaped serial killer. Ha. I have still only told like 3 people irl about this instance to this day. And none of them believe me. So yeah; I came face to face with an escaped serial killer who was holding a weapon and came out unscathed. Still haven't figured out why he didn't just break into our home and kill me for seeing him, but hey, I'm alive now. Also I don't know if he ever got caught or not, seeing as I was 7 and nobody in our home keeps up with the news. Also, as for why I didn't speak up to the sheriff when he asked about it, I was very quiet and still am and barely spoke a word back then, also it was adult conversation so I didn't understand some of the words being used.

fun fact: just for whoever is curiuos, there is some text at 6:54 that litterally appears for about a frame then an explosion occures. i was able to capture it on camera, it said: "and give him your credit number with the expiration date and the 3 weekly digits on the back."

Bryson: *I almost died* Brody: *I almost died* Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

Bryson: Wanna hear how I came close to dying...? Me: *quickly pauses the video and asks myself how many times I was almost run over by a car*

Omg, I am watching this 3y later and from the vids he’s making now, his voice, sounds 100x different from his current videos

Bryson: i almost died 3 times Thanos: Impossible

Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames* Everyone: k Me: *panic attack*

Merry christmas haminations and a happy new year

My friend literally got hit pretty badly by a car yesterday, but was only in the hospital for a day and made it out fine, which I’m extremely thankful for

"I'm glad I'm not dead... yet" *_[Don't you dare]_*

Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

i love your channel it's the best

Well I am glad to hear that everyone single one of you are safe ❤

Bryson: “Any moment we could-“ *BLOWS UP* Me: That escalated quickly

Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died? His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

Who wants so much luck 🍀

Wait, let me list how often I nearly died: falling off a cliff (ER) nearly falling off a balcony from 20m nearly getting run over twice falling off the scooter and rolling down the mountain (ER) complications in one of my 8 surgeries (I'm normal; I don't have any chronic diseases, I'm just really clumsy and often break a bone). So in conclusion, I nearly died 6 times, went to the ER twice, and was once in the Trauma room. So yeah, I don't know how I'm still alive.

“Or was I protected by a guardian angel?” *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

"almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

love ur video

Am Inter only one who noticed that all of the kids names start with a B?

Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family" Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

The third one is basically Bryson's 1st encounter with a karen.

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Brody: *Is hE deD?*

Bryson:I almost died 3 times! 1M people: Interesting...

i love your videos bryson

2:19 "Feed Gremlins" "Find Bed For Gremlins"

Me: *see title* Me: mood *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

“Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?” Me: *I N S T I N C T*

why do i feel this nostagic moment when i wached this nearly 4 years ago, and sortly before now i wanted to say "life isnt worth it lets just jump out of my window thats over 10 meters above the ground like my brother when he was like 6 years old but never ended up doing it". Ahh those times

I love your videos😊

Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

Bryson: I almost died Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved James: ._. *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

Fun fact, one day when i was 5 years opd there was a really big metal thing that looked like scaffolding except metal and made for holding stuff. So i was just having fun pulling that thing and it came crashing down and just saying that thing was like 15x the size of my dad and he is 6ft so the stupid me was unfazed and the thing fell directly on top of me but thanks to some angel out there my head came right in the middle of one of the gaps and then my grandfather scolded the hell out of me but i still remember that moment everyday and think of how lucky i am

Thank God you were able to live to give us these awesome animations. God is good man :)

5:56 Oh look it’s a Karen

the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." me: "sarcasm"

“Brody! Stop.”

I'm watching this 4 years after it came out. His voice is so light

Bryson: doesn’t die The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

KZfaq: Hey this guy has 23 comments Me: Can I see? KZfaq: Uhh no Me: Wait what? KZfaq: DID I STUTTER

The best thing in haminations is the introduction

One second later, and you almost died the way he said oh great he’s dead. I love it. That got my toes off.💀

"I'm glad I'm not dead, yet" Coronavirus: *You are about to enjoy total death*

No one: Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

Last year I didn't love your animation 5 years ago I love your newer animation

*brody…..stop” got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Life is great!" Me with diabetes: *okay then*

"Don't die, it's bad for your health." *thanks I'll try that*

"Feed gremlins" "Find beds for gremlins"

Congrats on 6 mil ham!!!

"I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.." "But not haminations, he can outrun death" *Meanwhile* Reaper: come back here Haminations: nah

Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*

The picture on the wall is beautiful ✨

The description, “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” :D, THAT LINE IS INSPIRING

“Life is a great thing and we need to cherish it!” - Almost Dies- lol

Me: *opens KZfaq* KZfaq: "Here's the best young KZfaqr ever!" Me: ;\/;

I like how you included the missing brick on the step at your old house which you talk about in another video... and how you smashed the replacement with the sledge hammer. Haha sledge HAM-mer.

Him jumping on the cabinet with that face why is it so funny 😂😂

Title: "I almost died 3 times" Me: "yo thats a pro gamer move dawg"

"I'm glad I'm not dead." *YET*

I just wanted to relate because I also almost died a couple times, but I will just share one time that I almost died. So me, my brother, and my sister were home alone because my mom and dad were going to a friend's wedding. I remember that I was playing around with my lego sets and there was a small minifigure that i really liked. Then i proceded to take the minifigure apart then swallow. My brother heard the imminent coughing and came to check on the situation. He found his lego set ruined and a minifigure missing. He then thought it would be a good idea to punch me because the hard work that I destroyed. Then when he punched me the 4th time, I tripped and fell of my bed and alas, 2 halves of a lego minifigure with a load of spit on them.

I almost died 2 times #1. I almost died when I was five and I was just learning to ride a bike without training wheels and all of a sudden I rode on to the road and I topped on to the floor while a car was driving towards me. Thankfully, the car stopped very close to my body! #2. When I was in preschool one day, our class went out to the playground and it had just stopped raining a couple of minutes ago. I was climbing a very small rock wall and my hands slipped off the rock thing and my chin hit a rock thing and I started losing blood at an alarming rate. Somehow, the doctors got my chin patched up and now I have this scar on my chin. Thank you god for letting me live

Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move

Bryson: Everybody 13+ Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.

0:17-0:27 lol end,i know i am violating life lessons,but that was enough funny to make a child who didn't get playstation for one year laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love hamianimations becouse he has a ham and i like ham

Yesterday, i had a very similar experience to your last story. I was going around my dads truck, which was park VERY close to the road. I was about to go onto the road when a car ZOOMED past me. I stopped in my tracks. Had i gone a few seconds later, i wouldve gotten seriously injured or killed.

Bryson: *_turns 19_* puberty: *_imma pretend i didnt see that_*

The parts when brody keeps thinking bryson being dead was cool

At first I thought that he is just a character with an imagined story but then when I got deeper into his channel I discovered that those stories are based on a real life stories!

"Several Brysons were almost harmed in the making of this video" -Bryson

I never almost died again, -bryson 2020

I love how he uses Zelda music, and so many of his videos

"bro, you tool the time to pause here?" Yes...yes i did (i also already subbed 👍)

“Brody Stop!” Best quote of the whole year.

6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

Idk if anyone noticed but the house is the same from the brick video which I thought was a pretty cool detail and they added the missing brick too!

Bro could become Shakespeare with that intro

Someone: did you die? Bryson: *well yes, but actually no.*

this kid's whole family's guardian angel needs a raise!!

Bro this is so relatable to me I’ve almost died like 8 times in my life.😂

I hamination I love your vids I watch everyday even when I’m sad

bryson: life is good james: relatable

“Don’t die it’s bad for your health” -Bryson Beautiful

would just like to appreciate the hand animation 0:40

I love how he makes his younger-self with ears but his normal figure without ears.😂

My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life. Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

I like the "BRODY STOO!" 😂😂😂😂

Brison if you see this comment just so you know I LOVE your videos and I subscribed and I support you 😊

Anvil: Falls near Bryson Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm

“Never almost died again” -Bryson 2020

2:18 Important ❌ Imortant ✅

I’m been watching this video so much and I’ve been watching it since I was like seven and today I’m 13 so I’m officially old enough to watch it

I once almost died when I was 6 tumbling down the basement stairs and now I'm here at 2am on my brand new bed contemplating my life 😀🔫

Me: [sees the title] Me: Haha. Mood. (Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)

Not luck, nor fate, PURE SKILL