I see you live in Spain but the S is silent

I like how Bryson draws his younger self with ears but his normal one without them

3:49 this is such a masterpiece had me dying laughing 😂😂❤😊

4:23 perfect “boi it’s just alcohol” moment

Random person: "How can I be in pain?" Me: *exist*

Bryson: Pain First bit of the video: die

Bryson: I’m in Spain without the A lol! Me: that’s spin, not pain Bryson: WAIT NO- *spin intensifies*

0:40 i never new Bryson uses his cheeks to fight 😂😂😂😂😂

"Hey Ron" "Hey Billy" "That hurt"

Bryson: Gets fingers slammed in door and gets nothing broken Me: toes get slammed in door and break

'You wanna get your ex girlfriend back? TOO BAD SHE ISNT COMING BACK BUDDY' this had me laughing my head off

When you did the “it felt like an electrical fire on my arm” part I loved that scream lol I need a 1 hr version

Random person: has an opinion Bryson: *cracks knuckles* time to beat the sh*t out of them

When you live with chronic pain: *depressed laughter* Edit: Bro I have chronic pain that’s why I’m joking about it-

Honestly, I love this KZfaq channel. I love how funny you are and honestly in general I just love your channel also just know don’t listen to the hate. I think your videos are great. Have a good day.❤

All the times I remember getting hurt really bad 1. I was at a play place and I stepped into a ball pit weird and sprained my leg 2. I was at a pet store petting a Green-Cheeked Conure and I showed my mom that he was letting me pet him and when I came back he bit me 3. I was inside an electric toy car and I somehow fell out onto the concrete 4. I got the human equivalent of zoomies and my knee went inside the couch into the recliner area and got cut on a metal part 5. I was at the same pet store but before the bird and I tried to pet a kitten and I stopped and it bit me 6. I was chilling in the grass when I got a tick. The bite didn’t hurt, but the nervousness when my parents were getting it out did hurt emotionally 7. I was picking up my cat (RIP Malibu) and his back claws were extended and as I was picking him up they scraped against my leg 8. My sister was sitting in a chair and I was standing near it and she accidentally scooted it over my ring toe (yk what I mean) which is our family’s equivalent of slamming the door on another sibling’s fingers

Bryson: Your back isn’t supposed to bend like that. Me, a former contortionist: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

"I've never broken a bone before" (literally 3 seconds brakes all of someone's bones)

That is a lot! One of pain actually relates to the last injury where I hit my head on the corner of a speaker.

The punching bag one reminded me of my own story with a punching bag. So when I was 13 I had a punching bag (because anger issues). I got bored one day and had energy that I needed to release so into the garage where the punching bag was I went. I was getting bored of the whole punching thing so I though “well maybe I could kick this”. That went pretty alright until I decided to do a roundhouse kick. WORST. DECISION. EVER. My right knee (which was on the leg I used to kick) decided to fail me. I’m still 99% sure that my knee bent fucking sideways and though my mom denies it, I think that it may have momentarily dislocated before snapping back into position. Of course, I started screaming bloody murder until my mom came in. She was mad because I was yelling and at the time, we lived in a townhouse complex thing so we shared walls with neighbors. That anger mostly went away though when she saw me on the ground and holding onto my knee. She got me to the couch and iced it up. I could barely bend it for several days after that and for the next few months, there were occasional stints where it would just give out and fold in like a lawn chair. These instances were EXTREMELY painful and made it difficult to bend for days afterwards. Only after the time when it gave out right after a musical rehearsal did she finally think “yeah maybe we should get things checked out”. Cue a few months of physical therapy to end off 2021 (for context, the initial injury happened in January of 2021). That worked UNTIL March or early April of 2023. My dog got away from me and there was nearly TWO FEET of snow on the ground. I tried to trudge through the snow and then my knee felt off again. It felt weaker and it had almost given out on me a couple of times since then. I still haven’t gotten it checked out again. I think that something more is wrong but I’m not really being heard out. It’s still being a pain in the ass. It has never felt completely stable and it feels like one wrong move will cause it to go all fucky again. So now I’m stuck with that all because my dumb ass 13 year old self decided to kick a punching bag.

FBI Agent: let’s see what Bryson was searching today. Bryson’s Search history: *screaming noises* FBI Agent: (*⁰.⁰*)

"what I actually said was.." **Goes even further beyond*

now i remember that time i tried run-jumping onto the lower bunk of my grandma’s metal bunk bed, then i hit my forehead and had a small dent in my forehead. Don’t worry, no bleeding or pain (surprisingly)

0:48 hidden ham

Person: HA you never broken a bone? Your pain is irrelevant Haminations: Ding dong your soul is G O N E

Bryson: *pain* Me: **Isn’t that all of 2020?**

Personal experience I've broken bones, shattered bones and tore soft tissue. By far the soft tissue damage hurt way more than shattered bones. Healing time is a fraction of fractured bones but severely more painful. Edit. These stories bring so many painful memories to the forefront. My annoying step sister wouldn't give me privacy in the bathroom so I forced the door shut... On her finger... She got me back a few years later by spelling a rock onto my pinky. We were filling in holes so our was not her intention but I did life a nail that day. She never stopped feeling bad and apologising though and I never forgot that pain. Hey mom came out after just saving my brother from choking on a toothing cookie only to hear me scream blue murder. She was going to use my dad's tactic to calm me down "are you bleeding, are you crying, then your ok" but instead of getting a "no" for both questions she asked if I was bleeding I looked down and confirmed in my most scared 8 year old son scream "yes* and I was rushed to a hospital. Edit, edit. Frost bite is a fun experience. Nothing more cool then sharp stabbing pain moving through your limbs followed by a numb feeling and complete loss of your hands and feet only to have to "dethaw" and re experience the brutal stabbing shooting pains

This is the most craziest video ever watched but it's actually kind of funny because I loved it how Bryson actually screamed in the video

No one: me: vibing in the car with the door "open" sister: mind maybe I should just break my brother's fingers SMACK

Sis: "i like singing" brother: "i like drawing" me: "i like pain"

I’m obsessed, but I think more videos would be amazing and can you do more bits of funny bits please I am subscribed and I shared all your videos🤩

Happy Easter Bryson im am going to give you 1000

“How did you get that scar? It looks cool” “I jumped at a wall beyond subsonic speeds”

“But Bryson I’ve never got hurt before” we can fix that “how” kill

“One time i was holding a big cpv pipe and I threw it to the ground and rictatioed back and hit my funny bone at Mach 10” got me laughing 🤣 0:50

i actually relate to the snowboarding one, when i was 10 i went to the trampoline place at the play area i was and i tried to do a frontflip but instead if my feet hitting my head it went BETWEEN my head and i mustve been blessed because i was back to normal in 10 mins lol

1:57 **dying yoda noises**

“I’m losing blood at an alarming rate.” “And would be most greatful” “If you,” “My caregiver and guardian.” “Would transport me to the hospital.” “To help heal the wound.” “So that I could continue this mortal journey.” “Rather than ending it prematurely” “Due to loss of blood.” Nah I’m kidding. What I actually said was: “GEeEeeeEeAaHhhHhhHHhHhhHHHhhHhHHhH”

I don't care how much I Watch this It gets better each timr

Amazing🎉 I keep rewatching this (I watched this awhile ago idkwhy I am just now commenting)

“Pain.” Pain is anything that isn’t buying the Haminations Youtooz.

Nobody: Me: *laughs because he uses minecraft sound effects*

Hey Bryson, I love your videos I like them you’re my favorite new tuber

Love your vidz so cool i watxhed all of them

Ham: *exists* Dwagons: *also exists* Me: This means WAR

“Your bones aren’t supposed to do that.” Ferrets: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” ( if you don’t get the joke, ferrets have bendy bones.)

"ACCIDENTALLY" He is so precious💀

This is actually one of the first haminations videos I ever watched

"when you're young, your bones are still soft and springy" Me at 4 years old: aha! Imma break my right collarbone by falling off a toilet!

3:49 a true masterpiece lmao

I love the way he draws him smile while he is like 4 or 5

Anyone from 2024? I can’t get over how young he sounds ❤

4:46 well we can fix that Bryson : kills him

Rip bryson's parents's cash for his hospital bills

Love your vids I have din watching u for 2 years

bryson your video's always make me laugh🤣

Your the perfect voice actor for the amazing world of gumball

Bryson: when your really young your bones are soft and springy- My 4 year old sister: breaks leg white sitting in a chair

the title describes it all. ABSOLUTELY TRAUMATIZING PAIN.

The “ STOP TOUCHING ME, STOP TOUCHING ME! DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?” Could’ve got me for 20 centuries.

His description of hitting your funny bone was actually very accurate. One time I was running and hit a doorframe with my elbow, and the pain legitimately traveled though my entire arm to just about where my hand started, the pain would’ve been like 5 times the amount if would’ve been if I hit it on any other part of my body which is the “Fire” part. And there would’ve been some weird cold spots that felt like a shock that you would feel on some playgrounds if you ran your hand through some of the metal, but this time a little bigger and longer which is the “electric part.” I was honestly so surprised at the accuracy of how he described it because before this video was posted, that incident actually happened around a month ago. It’s very surprising how after that happened, there’s literally no damage to your elbow (unless you really injure it) which I cannot even imagine how that feels. I am very happy on how brief and accurate it was, great job Bryson.

"Parents can shape a kids future" Bryson: SQUARE

No ham was injured in the making of this video🥶🥶

I Love Your Videos Cuz Remaking Your Video With No Mistakes!

Bryson: Is in the process of killing someone brutally Byson 10 secs later: **Talks about the sponsor calmly**

Me: breaks literally every bone in my body A stimpak: *ahem*

Ah yes, pain. I cant forget that one time when some kid jumped off the playground when I was young, crashed into my face, and basically almost but not quite broke my nose. Quite a bit of blood everywhere. Good times.

the very first part of this video bryson just casually turns into kratos falling from a very high place tbh

Hamimations : Falls off Mount Everest , doesn’t break a bone . Me : dies *

When he said: *bone cracks*... I felt that.

Me too i have never broken a bone but i have more pain than this video combined hitting the pinky toe

Cool, we're eyebrow scar buddies! I also got mine from running into a wall 😂

1:24 oH mY BaCk

Bryson: Your back isn't supposed to do that. *Flexible People:* 👁👄👁

*_reminds me of the time when i was really little, i think about 6 or 7, and i accidentally rolled (fully rolled, legs over head) backwards down the staircase at my old house (there were 15 steps total), and ended up slamming the back of my head into our very solid wood front door. my mother said she doesn't remember that happening, but she was out getting groceries. i remember it vividly, i just don't remember anything else from that day, lol_*

This was the episode that introduced me to Haminations. I was lucky.

The only bones I’ve broken are my fingers. All of them. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I love how Bryson makes it humorous even when it’s about pain and death ;-;

I have never broken a bone but I have injured my self bad but not bad bad. 1. I was playing football/soccer I was going in for a tackle but then I fell and I tried to get up so my hands were against the floor and then my friend came and accidentally landed on me and the pressure was so hard I got a cast. 2. Me and my older brother were play fighting on a bed and he took out his phone but then jumped back on the bed but his arm was out so the funny bone part landed on my head and I was in tremendous pain

Oh my God I love your vids that my family made a haminations themed birthday party ❤😊

Petition to remove all bones we don't need them, I said so

Bryson: tells 2 stories Now let's move on to the big ones.

2:06 “I’m losing blood at an alarming rate and would be most grateful if you, my caregiver and guardian would transport me to the hospital to heal the wound so that I could continue this journey rather than ending it due to loss of blood.”

One of my pains were when it was last week when I got off of the bus I slipped on a curve and then my knee was bleeding. My nose was bleeding. My right next to my eye was bleeding and the left side of my brain was bleeding on my skin.

bryson: see that, your back isn’t suppose to do that me who does yoga: this don’t hurt, just feels nice

“And would be most grateful” Odd1sout reminder

I love this vid because I am always hurting myself for mo reason😂

Nobody: Haminations: "No bones- jones!"

“You’ve never broke a bone? Your pain is irrelevant!” Bryson: *yours is*

i really love Bryson's vids

Dude when he screamed after he was in a lot of pain his head was getting bigger and it was getting me rolling and laughing!

The “I’m a tired” at 4:30 almost killed me XD

1:19 “see that? Your body isnt supposed to do that!” My whole ballerina school: *i am 4 parralel universes ahed of you*

That's great that you haven't broken a bone it hurts a lot I broke my arm last year and I cried for an hour 😅

I really like your video your videos are really funny❤

Me: trips over a dog breaks my arm. Brycen: Gets slammed into a wall breaks nothing.

Me: going sledding Metal pole: imma end this guy's whole career My leg: *screams*

I'm so used to pain that brushes are nothing and bumping in a wall does not hurt as much as getting a scat on your 9th birthday

Pain! YOU MADE ME A YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER! lool

4:29 OH MY GOD, BRYSONS A TIRE