I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

Honestly, cooper putting on a "chest harness" like a jock strap while declaring he might be too loopy to figure it out is the adhd representation we need

Cooper, pretty sure that phone harness goes on your chest honey.

cooper wearing the CHEST phone holder on his WAIST is the funniest thing

i feel like a grandmother watching my grandchild unwrap their weird christmas presents

17:08 this moment where he takes the helmet off and shakes out his hair before making direct eye contact with the camera feels like it’s straight out of a 2000’s teen romcom. like i feel like it needs to be in slow motion with some dreamy music and sparkle effects playing in the background

Seeing unhinged Cooper next to normally dressed person elevates the chaotic energy for me

So glad you tested the cologne on woman! Sophia is so spot on with her answer. Especially with the mosquito net and crotch cam, the irresistibility is palpable 🤠👍

Cooper please set women free, she has a family and they miss her

“Trying not to show too much” *zooms in and points directly at ding dong*

when you have ADHD and you're trying to clean your room but you keep finding random shit:

Cooper, I'm fairly sure that camera harness goes on over your head and not stepped into like a strap-on harness 😂😂😂

Tiktok shop scares me, this one time I saw a product called "onesie for children gyat" 💀

"it sounds like I'm overreacting, but I'm not" 😂😂😂 I loved this whole video! My cheeks hurt from laughing at every piece!

watching cooper high is therapy

Cooper is my little ADHD spirit animal

It’s very important to click on a video published by Cooper even if your in the middle of a store, you gotta click on Cooper’s video because if having a bad day or good it doesn’t matter. A Cooper video keeps me happy for a while. THANK YOU FOR READING

Cooper wearing chest harness like the rock climbing gear is funnier to me than it should be. In all fairness the pair of glassses were the coolest thing I've ever seen

idk why but when he put the phone strap thing on i could not stop laughing like how did he manage to do it that wrong

Cooper is like my 2 brain cells 24/7 I aspire to be like cooper someday

The way he got that chest mount and decided to immediately step into it.

this is like when im cleaning my room and i keep finding stuff i havent seen in years

we stan a loopy cooper

I can't believe they didn't even ship you the necklace with natural stone Buddha pendant to complete the look 😞

You have the most summer camp kid energy ever and that’s meant as a big compliment. You practically break out into cheer when you get excited.

17:07, you are the hot nerd in every teen movie after taking the glasses off

'What did we learn today?' That loopy Cooper is not smarter than a phone chest harness.

You know it’s gonna be a good day when copper uploads

That dice roll is bound to end up on every "Film Cooper out of context" video for the rest of time icl

He should take sleeping pills right before recording more often, this was hilarious

10:23 Cooper gets a taste of the lesbian experience 🤣🤣

11:05 cooper: *gags* also cooper: “sorry i almost gagged”

10:38 “I’m trying not to show too much”, Cooper then proceeds to zoom in-

everytime i watch a film cooper video, i sit and wait for him to say “but that’s me” never disappoints

To the people saying cooper has the harness on wrong i wanna just let you know that a friend i had used one as a pov cam for her OF so depending on the vibe he was going for he might have done it right.

Now that I saw them kiss, this scene hits very different

When you said "GUSTAVO" in your dad dog voice... I felt that.

12:32 He got excited (i rlly like this part)

Cooper u put the harness phone thing on wrong😂 this video made me laugh so hard

Cooper looks like me on Christmas morning throughout my childhood as I got dress up stuff

COOP I meet someone a few weeks ago when at the hairdresser thst used a pic of you for inspo. When they showed the pic to the dude I gasped and we became friends lol. He even stayed while i had to wait for my hair to bleach, a real legend. So you just got me a new friend LMAO

Cooper putting on that chest harness and the amount of difficulty he had is essentially everyone putting on a strap on for the first time except it's usually in a situation where the fumbling to work it out is so much more embarrassing.

8:47 Awoogaaaaaa **my eyes absolutely fly out of my skull while making a boing sound**

latest newest guest woman: “Can I get a-“ Cooper: 𝐒 𝐌 𝐄 𝐋 𝐋

Cooper ripping the helmet off and his hair falling perfectly into place was so very ✨𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆✨

this entire outfit looks like sensory overload, props to cooper for that hell

There's no shame in living in pajamas as long as they and you are clean. As for why the TikTok shops you bought from are closed, other than them being...well, what they are is because TikTok is pretty much going through their own Adpocalypse right now. MatPat just dropped a Style Theory video about it and explains it very well. Basically, they tried to take out all the scammers and legit small businesses got caught in the crossfire of their untrained Algorithm. It'll correct itself eventually but I hope the legit small business owners can move to another platform in the meantime. Also, I like Ice Spice as a person more than I like her music. She's not nearly as bad as people make her out to be but ye-ah. BUT, she was on Barbie Girl with Nicki and she Ate and I'll never take that from her because that's not the Barbie Way. Happy Holidays, man and I'll be picking up a necklace or two very soon! And ESPN needs to hire you for your sports commentary. Jordan on the Bulls would've been NOTHING without Scottie and Dennis' hard work in the mix and I hate the Erasure!

When your cleaning your room and you just wear all the random shit you find

SAPPHICS RISE, YOUR KING FILM COOPER HAS POSTED

as a woman i can confirm that the thumbnail's pheromones did indeed attract me to this video

"I'm definitely cutting my hair, when I get home from the holidays" - How'd that work out? 🤣

not even kidding, i rewatched 17:07 like 5 times. holy shit pretty privilege please keep ur super long hair

I have got to say, this may be my favorite video yet. The unashamed unhingedness from Cooper is unmatched in this one😂

The return window expired October 29th meaning that these were ordered in September so either it took 3 months to ship or Cooper waited 3 months to review his vintage German hat

16:13 the smile on cooper's face bye😭

high as hell cooper is such a mood fr

The phone thing is supposed to be worn as a harness, I think💀💀

Who up feeling lobotomized rn

17:10 I can already SMELL the thirst edits

I'm 1000% sure that the harness is meant to be worn like that. Uh huh, you go girl!

10:30 honey thats supposed to go around ur neck\chest not ur legs...

tiktok shop genuinely is terrifying sometimes

as a german I can tell you the german helmet looks great on you. slay cooper

cooper you never fail to make me smile ALSO DONT CUT YOUR HAIR I LOVE IT LONG

Cooper I’m pretty sure the phone harness goes on your chest… like the parts you put your legs through you were supposed to put your arms through…

In the UK (and I'm sure other places), they call flashlights torches (as in, electric torch). I'm pretty sure that's a pouch for a flashlight and not a butane torch. I guess I'll find out when I get there in the video... 👍🏻😂

2:15As someone who has also had a very rough day, thank you so much for uploading Coop you made me feel so much better ❤

15:30 me when I’m cleaning my room and I get distracted and start messing around with random stuff

With that drip, Cooper definitely doesn't need those pheromones to be irresistible to ALL women 😅

the chest mount used for “piss vlogs” no no no coopers too innocent 😂

The whole time he had the phone harness on, I was screaming for him to flip it and put it on his shoulders and around his chest. Please. 😭

Millennial mom who has been watching you for a few months POV for context haha. Honestly your genuineness is so uplifting. you give me hope for the youth lol the world my 6 year old is growing up in scares me sometimes. My 2 cents is I’d love listen to a film cooper podcast and more about your backstory if you ever wanted to share. ❤ you seem like the kind of guy I’d love to get a beer (or non alcoholic beverage) with and hear your stories

IM CRYING LAUGHING BECAUSE OF 13:01

I’m almost 50, probably your oldest fan. I literally think everything you do is top notch hilarious. ❤

cooper please watch always sunny, i watched the whole series with my mom and we still re-watch episodes almost every day

I think this video is the pinnacle of KZfaq. The phone mount made me laugh so hard I cried. I love you, Cooper ❤️

3:05 ".. Right guys.. Right?" LMAO, yes Cooper, yes

tiktok shop feels like a fairyland bazaar selling a plethora of cursed wares

The little "yayy" I let out when I got the notification is embarrassing but hilarious. I love your videos Cooper!!

the only thing i’ll ever ask for for the rest of my life is for cooper and nick to do a you cringe you smoke my life would literally be complete

4:10 as a German: yes that was a funny joke, i laughed out loud and had the exact same thought about "vintage German helmet" xD

Omg him trying to get in the compression t-shirt reminded me of when I wore a binder for the first time.

the way the harness gives him a wedgie 😭😭

Thank you so much for uploading today Cooper!! Winter vacation is almost over and I’ve been dreading going back to work/school, and this video helped me to get my mind off things! Love your content, thank you a bunch!

i love when cooper drinks wine and buys things

No one: Me: watching cooper put on a chest phone harness like it’s a jock strap while my mother gives birth to you younger sibling

This is the most unhinged, adhd thing I’ve seen in so long so as someone w adhd it’s soooo relatable like yeah im here im keeping up. Thank you dude, appreciate it

Cooper is the fashionista we need

“It feels like I’m over reacting… but I’m not” 😂

cooper is the only man that could have me genuinely blushing and kicking my feet bc wtF is his reaction at 9:15 😭💛

Honestly, Cooper talking to the camera is me talking to MYSELF allllll the time! 😂😂 Then being mad if people don't listen to me say out loud what I'm going to do next. At least I'm self aware

This is the funniest cooper video ever. Im losing my mind throwing up crying over this damn video i love him so much

lol a few minutes in I was like "he's normally so eloquent and quick, has he been drinking?!" lolol and you were still hella helloquent just not at your normal impossibly high standard... I hope you're having the best holiday time while the views pour in x

Cooper I am BEGGING you to please do a tipsy tier list of youtuber apology video🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

“Oh I was youtube video” 😂😂😂😂

channeling your inner drew gooden with this one!! (meant with all love, drew gooden is wonderful and so are you)

I get so scared that when I buy off of TikTok shop that bank account will be leaked or smt

Ordered: a white side table for my new apartment Got: 2 faux wood tv stand ...I gave up on Tiktok shop after that so I'm glad you're here to do this 😂

I honestly think this is my favourite video of yours ever, the EMOTION and EXCITEMENT in this is amazing and it’s so silly

I've had wine before watching and I am definetely on the same wavelength as Cooper and I love it