"I Had To Have My Appendix Removed" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)

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Last time I was in Alaska I removed me own appendix with a dull butter knife and killed a bear with my bare hands. A new video every day during the pandemic. Click Subscribe & turn on notifications and LET’S BECOME BEST FRIENDS!
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@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 жыл бұрын

"I had to be airlifted on advice of counsel" 🤣😆😂

@sdmcguire1 4 жыл бұрын

“Sweet Jesus, please don’t let it be gas!” 😂😂😂

@Racingirl911 4 жыл бұрын

Dannie McGuire That is particularly funny because my mom WAS taken to the hospital by ambulance for a possible heart attack, and by the time we all rushed and got to the hospital we were told that all she had was one big trapped FART! So now we call it her “fart attack”!! 😂😂

@susiemcfarland2370 3 жыл бұрын

RacinGIRL911 I in e fed

@Buzzygirl63 4 жыл бұрын

This man can make anything funny... even surgery. 😂😂😂

@kritikitti3868 3 жыл бұрын

He makes us laugh our asses off.😻

@endcensorship874 4 жыл бұрын

Former Alaska resident here. The reason you get pepper spray to prevent an attack is because when the bear approaches you, you spray it all over yourself and hope the bear has an aversion to spicy food.

@loved012one 4 жыл бұрын

LOL~~~ 😂

@rushfan1970 4 жыл бұрын

😆😆🤣🤣Yes!! We have bears come around often, & we joke about what flavors we would be for them based on our diets😁

@philippides 4 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@jcnash02 4 жыл бұрын

I would prefer to feed them large pieces of lead

@adamwilliams2679 4 жыл бұрын

But if that bear is covered in Mardi Gras beads, better spray the guy next to you🌶️

@Nitronic99 4 жыл бұрын

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer/doctor." lol 😂

@wendymonette9958 4 жыл бұрын

The appendix is like the Kardashians. Love it.

@italiansunrunner 4 жыл бұрын

This was the best line I have ever heard

@stephenlawlor2876 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was good!!

@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын

That has to be the best -joke- fact he's ever given us.

@palois2022 3 жыл бұрын

Yes Best line PERIOD! I suspect Jeanie penned that line. She was wise enough to avoid Facebook all these years so ...

@NatandGeorge 3 жыл бұрын

you're cleared as a non-Kardasshian, carry on. . .

@NC-fu6io 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get these people that thumbs down. This talented man is so funny and he has kept me from going absolutely nuts during these crazy times. Thank you Jim!😍

@davevid45 4 жыл бұрын

I don't really think a lot of people recognize what it takes to be a very funny "clean " comedian. Jim and Brian Regan are two of the best.

@zodglubby 4 жыл бұрын

I do, they are the best!

@datroof18 4 жыл бұрын

And Jimmy Breuer

@knbsd3876 4 жыл бұрын

Davevid45 ...Sinbad too! He's clean funny so much so, kids are in his audience👫👫

@teriw56 2 жыл бұрын

Check out DryBar, funny and clean.

@darcysgurl 2 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@NYSignfield 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve probably watched/listened to upwards up 20 hours of Jim the past few weeks while renovating my house. It’s amazing how much material this guy has come up with. Although he’s funny every time, I can tell the difference over the past 10 years as he’s honed his craft to what it is today. Thank you Jim for providing so many hours of entertainment, sometimes with over an hour of material on a single subject!

@cindyshaver3432 Жыл бұрын

Same…❤😁😆🥳

@kokopuppy57342 4 жыл бұрын

Info for anyone curious about the appendix. It’s kinda TMI but if you are watching this guy you’re not afraid of poop (i kid). I’m a medical nerd so this stuff fascinates me. The appendix is a small pouch off the intestines in between the small and large bowel. It’s true for a while nobody knew what it was for but now we have a better understanding. One thing you have to understand about digestion is how important bacteria is for us. We have a symbiotic (mutually beneficial) relationship with the bacteria that live in our gut. They break down many of our foods into molecules that we can digest allowing us to eat a wider variety of food and in return we provide them food to break down and shelter by allowing them to live in our body. There are a wide variety of types which are also important because if one type gets out of control the others will step in and kill them off. What does all this have to do with the appendix? Before the age of ovens with preset temperature settings, thermometers, refrigerators, and food preservatives, people consumed a lot of food without knowing for sure if it was safe to eat. Anyone who has experienced food poisoning knows that you can get cleaned out pretty good, the same was true for other common illnesses like dysentery. When this happened there was a risk of losing all or part of the beneficial bacteria. People either became malnourished or had to rebuild their microbiome quickly. Having a tiny pouch that held a small sample of that bacteria would have been helpful to repopulate the gut much faster( note the central location). Now, since most people rarely experience food poisoning, it’s considered unnecessary (you can also take a probiotic pill and replace it if you don’t have an appendix). Unfortunately in some people the appendix can get clogged and stretch and if left untreated burst. So yes now it’s more hassle than it’s worth but it actually does have a function. I could blab all day about medical stuff but I doubt anyone is interested. If you did read the whole thing congratulations!

@shaunmichaels5296 3 жыл бұрын

I read it all :)

@richardvinsen2385 3 жыл бұрын

I expected to lose interest halfway through but you held my interest and you not only taught me something interesting but you gave me something to bore others with. Thanks.

@kokopuppy57342 3 жыл бұрын

Richard Vinsen you are very welcome!

@TroIIingThemSoftly 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, people are actually proud they read an entire paragraph. Kids these days have the attention span of a gnat.

@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын

@@TroIIingThemSoftly Okay, Boomer.

@rhondaburns2438 4 жыл бұрын

By far my favorite stand up comedian. Love his act.

@zippydooda 3 жыл бұрын

He's great. I just discovered Sarah Millican. Check her out. She's hilarious. I bet Jim would agree.😀

@donaldrollins7349 Жыл бұрын

He is my fave, too. I LOVE THIS DUDE....HE IS AWESOME.

@BigJimsFloorsIncBlueRidge 4 жыл бұрын

I really needed this! I literally took my family on our first camping trip with a new camper that we had just purchased. Never been camping before. My appendix ruptured the first night there. I waited 2 more days before my wife drove me to the local hospital and I had an emergency appendectomy. I was in the hospital for 5 days. The surgery was 2 weeks ago, and I have dropped about 15 lbs. I myself am a 2XL guy. While in the hospital, every employee on my floor had to come by and see me. I was a mini-celebrity as "the one who lived." After I got to a stable point, the nurses and doctors told me I had literally looked into the valley of death. I am thankful that I had such a great team of professionals to get me through. Thank you again for the much needed laugh for this 44 year old.

@cjlive5182 4 жыл бұрын

Wow the campground was open? No really - glad you’re ok! 😛

@bobharms8787 4 жыл бұрын

@zxzrp0 right, and gonads too

@MrSaemichlaus 4 жыл бұрын

Indeed you were lucky to survive that for 2 days! To my knowledge, the appendix is like a chemical laboratory for the digestive system, it's got lots and lots of kinds of goodies and baddies in there that can help digest your food, but once the appendix ruptures, you're getting poisoned from the inside!

@zephyrr914 4 жыл бұрын

Big Jim's Floors Inc appendix bursting is so serious. You must have done something good to still be here lol. My daughters appendix leaked as a baby and scar tissue encased it and that saved her life! We didn’t discover it til she was 5. So scary. God bless!

@MBrusaZappellini 4 жыл бұрын

Big Jim's Floors Inc welcome to the ruptured appendix club! Good to hear you are on the mend- best wishes for your recovery! Mine popped in ‘98, when I was living in Italy. Apparently I didn’t wail and thrash loud enough because the emergency medic that came to our apartment said it was “just gastritis”, and that I should “eat white food” for a few days to give my gut a break....then she shot me full of tranquilizers so I shut up and fell asleep. By morning, the appendix had ruptured completely and I was just bleeding internally...then came a parade of incompetent Drs ...4 Drs in 5 days! Yes, 5. All of them said the same thing...it’s nothing but some tummy troubles. (Ok, to be fair, I don’t ever run a temperature...zero fever during this trip toward sepsis!). Everything kept getting quieter and fuzzier. Zero desire for food or water. The 5th night at 2am I had a moment of clarity and realized that I needed to get to the hospital. I was rushed to surgery, ended up with peritonitis and a week of hospital, many years of recovery (I don’t think I ever fully recovered). The surgeon was astounded that I recovered so quickly- he thought I was a goner- And said that I probably wouldn’t have lived another ten hours had I not gone in! Moral of the story: listen to your gut! Interesting tidbit/brush with fame: I was operated on at the hospital in Florence Italy where Leonardo daVinci did his “anatomical studies”.

@suebrown3465 4 жыл бұрын

Another coffee with Jim first thing in the morning. If we have to stay at home ...laughter is the best medicine...without catheters !

@ascensionindustries9631 4 жыл бұрын

I had a routine surgery, but there were some complications and they put a catheter in me. Was not happy about that. ☹

@Jaymo00 4 жыл бұрын

Same here Sue. Drinking my morning coffee with some laughs :) good way to start the day

@pedrosepulveda7061 4 жыл бұрын

I just did that, the best way to start the day before the kids wake up

@babycakes1949 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I cried at this one. Jim, you are the BEST!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for getting me through this depressing period of time. I’m home nursing an injury, the world is going nuts, and the only thing that keeps me happy is tuning in to you. Such a breath of fresh air.

@julietrain4383 4 жыл бұрын

Jim is a great distraction from this corona😇

@girlygal098 3 жыл бұрын

I found him last month. I'd never listened to him before, and he's so earnest and gosh darn respectable. He's truly a talented man.

@skdewolf7606 3 жыл бұрын

Except when your son has appendicitis during covid and the hospital won’t let you in to see him bc covid 🙄

@piebag 3 жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏

@girlygal098 3 жыл бұрын

I hear ya.

@benwhite8503 2 жыл бұрын

What is a corona?

@joyceannbarton2868 4 жыл бұрын

I could never get tired of listening to this hysterical man he is hilarious.

@mlsaulnier 4 жыл бұрын

My sister has a great sense of humor - she had to have her foot amputated from diabetes. She said - its a weight loss program! She also gave me a ceramic foot for Christmas just because.

@techguy3373 4 жыл бұрын

A true professional. All his acts are 5 star comic genius.

@feliciataylor3772 3 жыл бұрын

If laughter is like medicine then none of us watching these videos will get sick from covid-19. Thanks Jim.🙂

@lunaticrose13 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed almost insultingly loud when he mentioned pulling a muscle in his stomach 😭

@FreddyA85 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed because before he said the Kardashians, i was i hope he says the Kardashians.

@tammyedwards4635 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Lord! Don’t let this be gas! 😂😂😂😂

@CoffinEd13 4 жыл бұрын

Did you pull a muscle in your stomach, while laughing?

@peterl.104 4 жыл бұрын

lunaticrose13 That’s not funny, man. I...have a stomach.

@TheArthkm 3 жыл бұрын

The delivery on "I thought I pulled one.... doin' nothing!" was perfect.

@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын

Man I love this dude. I love how he often wiggle his mic after a funny punchline. 🤣 He always helps me through my monthly pain...

@David-R. 3 жыл бұрын

" Well it's ALL true except there was.....no bear" lmao

@FicChIck 4 жыл бұрын

Watching Jim's stand up always cheers me up.

@tommymacander32 4 жыл бұрын

My friend and I listen to you on the way to work. People already think we're idiots, but hopping out of the truck, laughing hysterically, has some of our clients doubting our level of focus.

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

You and your friend are geniuses

@tommymacander32 4 жыл бұрын

Funny part is, we're the only ones that think so. Makes us laugh even harder. Enrique Cordova.

@adamwilliams2679 4 жыл бұрын

My youngest daughter just had to have her appendix removed a short time after the arrival of our granddaughter. I relish the chance to send her every appendix related humor I can find. Thank you, Jim, from the bottom of my still present and mysterious appendix.

@rosburgess 4 жыл бұрын

Hey Jim, you are making life more "bearable" here in Mississippi. We really love you and your family friendly humor. I can only imagine what your family life is like. Stay healthy.

@IrinaZumba 4 жыл бұрын

My biggest criticism of Jim: he doesn't put out enough comedy. 😉❤❤

@gawdsuniverse3282 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I love comedians who put out.

@mandysimmons2769 4 жыл бұрын

You have other criticisms of him? Maybe you should pick another channel?

@IrinaZumba 4 жыл бұрын

@@mandysimmons2769 you must be fun at parties. I have a feeling googling the word "sarcasm" will change your whole life.

@ryangodfrey4583 4 жыл бұрын

Nicky L you laugh when you think something is funny. You’re welcome.

@Smith-he6bg 4 жыл бұрын

@@ryangodfrey4583 🤣🤣🤣

@terriblepaulsey4904 4 жыл бұрын

I think Jim should start a franchise of gyms called Gym-laugh again, and when you go inside its just a dunkin donuts.

@a.sweetpeac.2281 4 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@rushfan1970 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣Brilliant!! Yesss!!

@eddierayvanlynch6133 4 жыл бұрын

Terrible paulsey - 😯🍩😒😏😁🍩😀 You are now my hero.

@terriblepaulsey4904 4 жыл бұрын

@@eddierayvanlynch6133 I'm no "hero" Eddie...I'm just doing my job sir...just doing my job. Speaking of heros...your name suspiciously reminds me of 3 guitar heros I idolized growing up. Eddie van Halen Stevie Ray Vaughan and George Lynch. Is that just a coincidence?

@ellenjampole1905 4 жыл бұрын

Better yet, Krispy Kremes. Or a Mom & Pop type of donuts. What a great idea you came up with.

@jeffdawson2786 4 жыл бұрын

He never disappoints.

@outcast935 4 жыл бұрын

I almost crashed my car from laughing so hard while listening to this. The cop thought it was funny too lol

@cheesywiz9443 3 жыл бұрын

wait what xD the cop actually listened ? thats awesome

@livewiiiiire 3 жыл бұрын

Please don't KZfaq and drive, even in your fake stories.

@josharnold4801 3 жыл бұрын

Did you offer him a doughnut?

@yolhanson 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I spilled bourbon on the steering wheel.

@becksfoster5 2 жыл бұрын

@Outcast I kind of discovered Jim on Sirius XM radio... on a regular bucks with his stand ups ... and that’s how I became to love him! He made MANY Of my driving time with Lyft so MUCH BETTER!

@howardkerr8174 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when those dramatic stories wind down and Jim says..." well, most of that's true..." You know what comes next, but it's always funny and you always laugh.

@pablochocobar714 4 жыл бұрын

Those dislikes are from people who eat bananas with ketchup.

@bobharms8787 4 жыл бұрын

I like bananas and ketchup...I just dont like those people...

@theroyalsun9296 4 жыл бұрын

wall cow not me! I just ate bananas with ketchup, and this was hilarious.

@MkeKen67 4 жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Notwatson - What, are you a Kardashian fan or something?

@richwojehowski1123 4 жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Notwatson - No one forced you to watch, now GTFOH

@seawatersoul333 4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh I thought they were from the bears who like banana flavored ketchup on their humans 😂😭

@philippides 4 жыл бұрын

I'm really impressed that he was able to go for a hike at all 12 hours after an appendectomy. the only things I could do 12 hours after my appendectomy were walk at 1/8 of a mile an hour for 30 seconds and cry when I coughed

@helnschool 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed through the whole routine. This is one of his best. And all he had to do was have an appendix attack.

@dogcat6558 4 жыл бұрын

The appendix is like a Kardashain. That is the best fucken line I have heard this year.

@redriverraider 4 жыл бұрын

"LOL" Land Salmon!

@brunobruno1152 4 жыл бұрын

That one got me in stitches 😂😂😂

@rushfan1970 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣🤣"giant land salmon"!!!🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying laughing!!!

@sunnymessiah1 4 жыл бұрын

Jim is amazing. Squeezing comedy out of every experience 🤣

@lozu8947 4 жыл бұрын

The dislikes are from the Kardashians

@Robert08010 3 жыл бұрын

Are there THAT MANY?

@mitexjk57 3 жыл бұрын

@houchi69 3 жыл бұрын

THERE ARE 190 OF THEM NOW?!!! We need to address this pandemic NOW!!!

@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын

@tim conway Sure, Jan. 🙄

@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын

@tim conway 1) It's "Democratic." Don't be a twat. 2) Global Warming is real, as Climate Science proves. 3) There is a gender spectrum. Just because most people line up with biological, self-identification, and sexual orientation, doesn't mean those of us who don't do not deserve respect and equality under the law. There you go: Both Democratic Science, AND an Ethics lesson. Meanwhile, your Jesus is rolling his eyes at you, worrying about the splinter in my eye, what with that log hanging from yours. You need to get right with your god.

@bekahnavarro 4 жыл бұрын

I had chronic appendicitis for 20 YEARS. It started when I was 5. The pain would sometimes last for an hour or 2. Sometimes I'd be sick with a high fever and vomit for days. But the doctors would tell my parents I had the flu. My pain was never on just one side. 2 weeks before my wedding, when I was 24, I got sick with again. All my tests were "inconclusive" so they asked if I wanted to do exploratory surgery. YES. Do something. My poor appendix was double the size it should have been. They could tell I'd had multiple flare ups bc of all the scarring. The only reason I went to the hospital the last time is bc my fiance made me. I was so used to being brushed off. I wonder if it would have eventually killed me.

@rushfan1970 4 жыл бұрын

That breaks my heart. Thank God your fiancee got you to get that done! Yes, I believe it would have killed you, & I fear it's yet another shameful testimony of our system's unequal treatment of women. Your words of being "brushed off" ring all too true to me, & sadly too many women have lost their lives due to men in power making those choices to treat women inequitably. More sadly, women still are being denied needed treatments of all sorts on a wide scale, & are being hit especially hard by covid-19. I pray for change, for new leadership, & enlightenment for all to come soon. (Sorry so long, your story just really moved me)-- God bless you!

@bekahnavarro 4 жыл бұрын

@@rushfan1970 Growing up my parents were poor. We had no insurance at first so we had to go to county clinics. They are definitely the worst when your kid has something serious, persistent or recurring. I had strep throat a lot as well. One urgent care doctor refuse to do a throat culture. He called my parents over-reactive first time parents, even though they knew exactly what it was. My fever has spiked to 105 that night and I lost consciousness. by the time I got treatment it had gone into rheumatic fever.

@raesong926 4 жыл бұрын

@@bekahnavarro holy crap, I hope you don't have serious lasting damage from all that

@TallSilentGuy 4 жыл бұрын

@@rushfan1970 I see no reason to believe the story was about gender.

@rushfan1970 4 жыл бұрын

@@TallSilentGuy Really? It seems you would benefit from doing some research. Just like racial & economic barriers to fair and equal medical treatment, there most certainly exists a gender barrier here, as well, still in 2020. It will take a long time for everyone to become educated on the diseases of our "society", but it is coming, bit by bit, & it would be best for all to be educated before we speak. Countless female lives have been lost &/or fatally compromised by a sickeningly large majority of mazogenistic male physicians in our country. Our "system" is built on the used & abused backs of women & minorities, & it's far past time for that mindset to change. I pray you will seek enlightenment. Yes, her story was about more, but I bet if she were male, her story would have been very different. Nice that you at least read & considered it, though, so thanks for that.✌️

@Monica--- 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Jim Gaffigan, you are hilarious! Your comedic timing, your inflections, and your observations are simply brilliant. My goodness that was good stuff. Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing your talent with the world! Thirty minutes until Dinner with the Gaffigan's... life is good (even when you're social distancing for the past couple of months.) ❤

@daisyzia 4 жыл бұрын

'I probably looked like a giant land salmon" - best lol all day!!

@Maria-vn4hd 7 ай бұрын

I lost it on “Nurse Po’Boy!😂

@ophello 4 жыл бұрын

I had my face eaten off by Tom Hanks. He was protecting his cubs. It was my fault, really.

@tux1968 4 жыл бұрын

There's no crying in baseball!

@kritikitti3868 3 жыл бұрын

I saw the movie Hannibal.

@Custerd1 3 жыл бұрын

I hate when that happens.

@saleem4188 3 жыл бұрын

“Do you have a bear gun? Cause I don’t think this bear came to get his hair done” 🔥 bars 🎤

@lindathomas2049 4 жыл бұрын

you are my belly laugh exercise every day! THANK YOU!

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

You're so welcome!

@denverbevins4052 4 жыл бұрын

Genius - Jim literally tells us the punchline first, then the joke & it's hilarious everytime. And everything is clean! - well, except his shirt but what do you want for free entertainment! Best comedian ever.

@kritikitti3868 3 жыл бұрын

I want a cookie, so badly, I can bearly stand it😻

@slartybartfarst55 4 жыл бұрын

If you need to know what an Appendix is, just open a Medical Book & look up "appendix" in the....Appendix. 😊

@kidsister316 4 жыл бұрын

much like the appendix itself, the Appendix is you know, that extra bit at the end of a book

@crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641 4 жыл бұрын

AHH. So that's what the appendix is for.

@NatandGeorge 3 жыл бұрын

@@kidsister316Music Time: I like my women the way I like my chicken... with a little bit o' fat on the end / not too much & not too little / Just enough to make me grin!

@Robert08010 3 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine wrote book and then they removed his appendix. But a few days later his table of contents burst.

@kritikitti3868 3 жыл бұрын

OUCH! U R HIi Larry Us. Keep your day job, Jim's got the funny covered.😻

@Robert08010 3 жыл бұрын

@@kritikitti3868 No can do. This is all I've got. I'm pandunemployed.

@JA-vz1nl 3 жыл бұрын

Always got it confused... Table of contents Contents of Table Table of Continents

@Robert08010 3 жыл бұрын

@@JA-vz1nl ...Comments of Tablet....

@carolmacdonald7781 4 жыл бұрын

So glad I wasn't drinking my coffee while watching this. Not in the.mood to clean the kitchen.

@daimonmarioperez9501 4 жыл бұрын

During the virus quantine, I've been watching Jim and his family on CBS Sunday Morning. I really never seen any of his stand up until now. Jim, your story telling is hilarious.

@dcharles7 2 жыл бұрын

Watched over 2 hours of your stand up today and its been an evening well spent. Naturally funny!

@drummergirl495 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this video so many times I know it by heart but I laugh every time. Thanks Jim for keeping me somewhat sane while stuck inside...🥰

@FA_2_Pilot 2 жыл бұрын

I’m the same with his hot pocket routine. I still crack up even after 10 years of hearing it. He’s got such brilliant timing.

@becksfoster5 2 жыл бұрын

Same same same

@suzykeleher2484 3 жыл бұрын

Totally laughing the kind of laughter with no sound - just my body doing belly movements... trying not to wake my husband. So many times! 🌹🌹🌹

@mariabunch3541 Жыл бұрын

I think this is my favorite bit. I can listen to it over and over. So funny!

@onemercilessming1342 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: We aren't sure WHY the appendix exists. Gaffigan: Oh, my gosh...the appendix is like a Kardashian. Excellent.

@brewdogg77 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh. I needed this today.

@onesky8647 4 жыл бұрын

Jim is a great true story teller. ;-)

@JamesWilson-vr3ql 4 жыл бұрын

"You'll be hearing from my lawyerdoctor!"

@patrickn8355 4 жыл бұрын

"That guy looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman" 😭💀

@bohnstube 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making everyone smile which is so very much needed right now!

@marybethjones5571 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jim for making me laugh when I don't think I can.

@tootallzz 4 жыл бұрын

🤣It was all true except for the Bear🤣

@ronstar8857 4 жыл бұрын

A very funny skit that was executed perfectly! Great job. Thanks for giving us all something to smile about in these challenging times!

@georgiabelle5176 4 жыл бұрын

Loved you on Conan needs a friend. I never laughed so hard. You remind me of my brother in looks and humor. Thanks for making us all laugh and for not using bad language to do it!

@karenlarosa7826 4 жыл бұрын

I love listening to you & your comedy Jim!!! Keep us laughing kiddo!! You're a precious "gem" to watch & be entertained by!!

@christopherkwiatkowski3866 2 жыл бұрын

His delivery when he said, " I don't think I can return to my family! Hey kids, daddy's back! Had some gas!! Took a helicopter ride, none of you wanted to go to college right?" I had literal tears running down my face I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my entire life lol

@calnative4904 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian, every time LMAO 😂

@bastet.lioness 4 жыл бұрын

Listening to the bear story again is even more hilarious knowing the ending.

@catsinhouse 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, you would have loved my family's physician for many years - Dr. Coffin. Really.

@user-wm8rh3sz4u 2 ай бұрын

Jim, you’re absolutely the true pure meaning of comedy, you’re awesome and ur tricks/surprises when coming back at urself as combination of many characters is truly one of the kind.. please take care of yourself and family, God bless

@joanbrown2929 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your pure ❤️ humor! Your a Blessing,God Bless you

@gladgad 3 жыл бұрын

Jim - thank you for posting daily videos. I listen to them several days a week and they have kept me going through some challenging and stressful times. God bless you.

@treeeva 3 жыл бұрын

I really REALLY appreciate your "flavor" of stand up. I keep looking to find other stand ups to watch, and sometimes I do find others to watch (yes, there ARE other professional comedians), but I keep coming back to your KZfaq uploads and I'm sure I've watch several of your specials five or six times now....,. Funny every time. THANK YOU!!!

@linshanhsiang 3 жыл бұрын

This was the best compilation in a while! Don't thank me for watching...thank you for posting!

@palois2022 3 жыл бұрын

You know its FUNNY when you watch it a second time and its FUNNIER.

@bigjohn7451 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mr.G

@tumsfestival 4 жыл бұрын

The one thumbs down proves Kris Jenner watches these videos.

@girlygal098 3 жыл бұрын

He's a creative genius with a benevolent soul. And he's hilarious. 👍

@meghoward5720 2 жыл бұрын

Sheer genius! Love your humor, Jim Gaffigan!

@antonnym214 2 жыл бұрын

Jim, you make my life better just by being your funny self. I'm already subscribed, but if I weren't, I would right now. Bless you and Jeannie, and the kids. All good wishes for a great 2022! Merry Christmas.

@teyarust6727 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the video Jim, the laughs you have me from this definitely made my day 👍

@rzambory2938 3 жыл бұрын

Thank You Jim. That was what I needed ! God Bless.

@sherryt9152 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Jim! Just found this one...not sure I had seen it. Or I forgot and got to laugh all over again!!

@Mandrake591 4 жыл бұрын

You're the best, Jim, so funny!

@staceycarv 2 жыл бұрын

Jim, I can always count on you to lift my spirits when I am troubled. This video had me laughing so hard I darn near peed myself! Thank you for sharing your amazing comedy here on youtube and in my car on XM, from now on I will consider you my comedian/doctor!

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 жыл бұрын

So, he cures incontinence? Lol

@Elon_Trump 4 жыл бұрын

my tummy hurts from laughing so much. Thanks Jim!

@lindasommers6913 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, you do comedy so well! Thank you! Your family is an inspiration! Great job at life, and comedy!

@jaredjohnson3639 4 жыл бұрын

"Thought I pulled one... doin' nothin'." Delivery like Brian Regan. Hilarious.

@MrMonty08 4 жыл бұрын

Omg... this man cracks me up every time. He is hilarious..

@RainbeauCreative 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, you did stellar work in the movie "Light From Light."

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@deanshort9011 4 жыл бұрын

You always have the funny stuff! Thank you Jim!

@alison4316 4 жыл бұрын

I'm listening to this while staring at the thumbnail for "Jim Eats the World- Kansas City Barbeque" and drooling.

@ginnymeljac2300 4 жыл бұрын

Jim I already subscribed long ago! Thank you so much for the laughs! You and your family are the very best! Laughs are what gets this girl through! Much much appreciated! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for subbing!

@bernardsherry5642 4 жыл бұрын

Love you on Sunday Mornings ❤️

@jayelle3448 3 жыл бұрын

Bravo! 👏 This channel is my pandemic prescription for laughing out loud in a time when even smiles seem scarce. Thanks Mr Gaffigan!

@saltyoldwoman 4 жыл бұрын

"I thought I pulled a muscle in my stomach, doing Nothing!". It's ok, lots of us who aren't getting any younger experience pains like that for no reason at all. So it was a perfectly logical thought!

@kritikitti3868 3 жыл бұрын

Only Ben Button was getting younger.