HE CALLED HER BY THE FIRST NAME??? I’d be killed on the spot 😂

You know shit is serious when he is not on the bathroom, talking in a calmly manner.

"It doesn't seem that practical Susan...I'm not gonna lie to you..." had me rollin 😂

The look, the pauses.... the cracking voice! 😂 Too much ....too much, Sir 😁🇬🇧

The "Susan" part is what transformed my soul into my southern grandma...

The fact that he was addressing her by her first name. She lost the battle with that kid way before today.

Working at a daycare is the best birth control I could find. Especially considering kids ain’t like they used to be.

OMG! I got called out for calling my Mama, “ Mother!”…once…once. Never did it again. My Daddy overheard me and lost it “if I ever hear you call your mama, mother again there will be hell to pay… do you understand?!!!!” I’m now 55 and still have them to enjoy. She is 80 and he is 86. I still remember that like it happened this morning. It’s a Southern thing.

Jordan is so traumatized from this event we didn’t even get a “come here” 😭

Jordan’s voice has never been higher, he is traumatized 😂

“Well SUSAN” Dumbledore said calmly😂

You said it “You gotta be sharp.” “If you stay ready you ain’t gotta get ready.” 😂😂😂

She looked to you for backup, and all she got was, “it really doesn’t seem practical Susan..”😂😂😂

My southern ass would not get past why.

The look at the first "Well, Susan..." caught me totally off guard and took me all the way out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jordan, you do some interesting things, but this takes the place.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. His face when he says the first, WELL SUSAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ I went back several times.

“Well, Susan” aggressively looks at camera

“She was defeated!” Took me outttt lmfao

I raised 6 kids. 5 boys. My boys open doors for me to this day and my daughter is kind and compassionate. They were a handful. None of them had phones until they proved mature enough to have them. They also had supervised computer time and only 2 hours of tv daily. One hour of that had to be educational. If my kids ever called me by my first name? Privileges were taken. I believed in creative punishment that fit the situation. For example, not showing respect earned them a weekend day of trying to run our household. They could ask for help a certain amount of times depending on age. The younger ones got more as the older ones maxed at 3. Trying to take care of a whole family and see what it’s like brought them a lot of perspective on how respect is earned. They learned really quickly how hard it is to be responsible (with a safety net of course) and earn their own money. They got to earn movie nights, dinners out, and fun family activities for good behavior. They learned to be friends with their siblings as well. We also had one on one times with each child as they were growing up so they could talk about anything that bothered them or that they were proud of. I’m so proud of them.

I haven't seen those digital menus in years. We all can use a break from our phones. Also, "because I'm an adult" is not usually a good response. ESH

This is the highest pitch and most anxious Jordan I've ever heard, AND he's not in his bathroom. You know the man has been shooketh.

“It doesn’t seem that practical, Susan”

This is why discipline is necessary for children

The kid could have made that good argument without the truckload of sass and disrespect.

Man, if I spoke like this to my parents, I'd be deleted from existence.

Bro this dude just showed up on my shit and he funny asf 😂

My mind immediately flashed to the first episode of Boondocks in the grocery store when they first introduced the Grandpa. "Wield the power Suusaaann!"

It's the tone for me. Jordan got serious on this one 🤣

The fact that he called his mom by her first name tells me all I need to know about the situation

"well Susan" "You have one chance to fix your mistake, choose your next words wisely"

Thank you for your obedience to the Lord Marc. May Yah keep you strong for you, your family, and ministry. Prayers and blessings.

“Well Susan….” It was all down hill from there

His final words, "well, Susan ..."

My 12 year old daughter looked at me the other day and said “you look like Ebola. Not like the actual disease but like the physical, emotional and psychological tolls it takes out of a person and a community.” 😳 She wasn’t even wrong. I’ve been under the weather. That’s the worst part! They’re actually right sometimes! Fuck!! A month ago she told me I looked like Aileen Wournos. I didn’t even know she knew who that was, but I took a shower and washed my hair immediately.

Ain’t nun sharper than a backhand. 👋🏾

His reaction when he said "Well, Susan." Absolutely killed me.

Bro my son caught me sipping from his apple juice and he wanna talk about "Now mommy, you KNOW that's MY juice.🤨 You have your tea. 😑" HE'S FUCKIN 3 😭😭😭😭

As a Latino, I can confirm that I had friends who died for answering like this to their mothers.

Damn I remember all these story times & lives. You can definitely see the growth.

I have 6 kids. Not one of them has ever spoken to me like that. My 14, 15 and 17yos still call me "mommy" and I treat them with the respect I require. They are hard-working, kind, respectful, mature, beautiful humans. Oh, and I homeschool them. And my amazing husband is a phenomenal father, too. If that mom is getting treated like that, it didn't start today.

The one time I called my mom "Lisa" before I turned 22, was traumatizing. Started acting like she was my landlady. "Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was Lisa, not mom. Now your water usage this week was a little high" bro I cried

My mom woulda looked into my soul and simply said "well daughter, guess we aren't eating tonight, huh?"

Would've told him he didn't need a menu since he'll be eating hospital food through a straw. Da fawk 😮😂

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 I'm In My 60s, And Never Knew Both Parents Names Til I Was 19, But I Wouldn't Dream Of Calling Them By Their First Names,...May They Both R.I.P Buried Together😊

Dude, the cracking in his voice….that’s raw emotion right there

this man always sounds like he's consistently on the verge of tears

“Susan. . .” Mouth popped. “How ‘bout now son?”

Now that’s what I’m talking bout Mesha!! You better come through with that good drone footage!! Loved the video..can’t wait till the moving vlog!!!

That's when you meet their energy and say "good point, guess I will be ordering for you then since you won't be able to see the menu."

If I had ever called my parent by their first name in public, they wouldn't be my parent anymore, they'd be my executioner. My dad had me so shook as a kid that I was convinced at all times that he already had a plan to get rid of my body and flee the country, never to be seen again.

First he doesn’t get to address his mother as Susan, and I’m from the South (Louisiana) that’s considered talking back. He would’ve gotten snatched.

That's when the "Gimmie that phone" comes out.

Back hand. 😂 "TF you call me?"

I have never called my mom by her 1st name in all my decades of life, because I appreciate and look forward to living.

The fact that he called her by her first name without any consequences shows she doesn't have the upper hand. Also, i never been to a place with an electronic only menu. Im sure places have them, but i never been to a place that only had that.

When I was a kid, I didn't even have a choice to look at a menu. We ate what my mom ordered us. 🤨😂

Sir......this statement couldn't be more true. I have a 4 year old that REGULARLY hits me with these calm, logical rebuttals. The real test is being able to say "oooof....you're right." And not gag on your own words. Thankfully, the feeling of defeat only happens rarely, because the whole job of being a parent is to raise smart, articulate, level headed people, so these instances usually bring pride and joy to me. I have 3 teenagers and a 4 year old. My life's work is challenging.

I just adore Jordan . Every time i see him , i just want to hug him , make sure he eats 3 meals a day & make his doctor appointments. 😊❤

I love this guy. What he says is not what you think he's gonna say and its always hilarious. 😂😂😂

Ok so her mistake was trying to pull that whole "I'm an adult so I know better" line. Come here, kids these days don't buy into that shit anymore, they have access to the internet they know that most grownups are just hanging by a thread. She should have gone with "no phones during dinner because we need to take this time for you to practice your interpersonal skills or else you will end up an emotionally stunted adult with difficulty communicating your emotional needs just like me. And you wouldn't want that now would you?"

I can't even IMAGINE calling my mom by her first name

These conversations make parenting so fun. My 5 year old and 3 year old are already trying it. And sometimes the answer is you are right it's "not practical but our time together and our relationship is more important than practical"

My nephew 7 years old connecting his Xbox system while listening to his dad giving him instructions how to connect it over FaceTime. What the?! 🤣🤣🤣

If I ever called my mom anything but mom or mother...I wouldn't be the proud owner of a face, the slap would have been heard in Japan.

Addressing mom with first name is INSANE. I’d have been smacked upside the head if I tried to pull sum like that.

It would have stopped at "leave your phone in the car".

Ur child is going to be amazing❤ Jordan i cant wait until u are a Dad

Jordan so traumatized he showed us his energetic self for the first time

That parent did not have a solid relationship with the teenager from a looooong time ago.

"I know what you want, Kyle, I'll just order for you."

Shalom, sis! This was an awesome message. The Most High is definitely using you to speak to his daughters of all ages! You never disappoint. All praises!

I had cousins who tried that with their parents. The response back was, “well since you’re an adult NOW, I expect your rent in two weeks. You will pay for your meal today too. As well as start paying your own phone bills from now on”. Attitude COMPLETELY SHIFTED. My cousins never tried that bullshit with their parents again😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 my teens! You have to use your No-Mind, IYKYK props to Eckhart Tolle’s Power of Now!!!

When he said " Susan ," i knew he had something big in his " arsenal " to win the argument. 😅

That face and neck action after "Well Suzan..." I'm DEAD

Well if my kid started off with Well Susan, it would have been followed up with Well Johnny, no wild wings for you.

I laughed soo hard but this soo damn real…gotta be strong and aware cause they will humble you if you ain’t ready😩

I ❤❤❤❤❤❤ this. His expression when he says, well SUSAN, OMG 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I'm of an age where this conversation would've landed me in the hospital as a kid.

If Bluey taught me anything, using the phrases “because I’m bigger than you” or “because I said so” aren’t gonna cut it with this generation lmao they’re too creative.

Whatever happened to “cause I said so” that was always an iron clad phrase my mom would use that I could never get past.

The "Susan" part 😂😂😂

"We'll Susan" would've been my final words. I would have died before a single word after calling my mom by her first name.

The way I'd been murdered if I called my mother by her actual name 😭.

Dr. Maya Angelou said it best: when someone shows you who they are, believe them [then this is the part ppl gotta get] the first time!

My kid calls me by my first name sometimes. Usually when we are joking but sometimes like this. I don’t see the issue 😂😂😂 but yes it is frequently like this with an 8yo. She’s smart and super quick with it too.

She lost the battle a long time ago if that kid can call her by her first name with that much sass.

I would have to peel myself off the ground before if I EVER even PARTED MY LIPS to say something like that to my mother! 😅😅

I'm Chinese American, the only times I say my mom's or dad's first name is for phone calls or errands that involves bringing documents and files becuz they barely can speak English fluently.

Yoooo I didn't know that Kieth Lee does skits in his car now tho

You don't have to be sharp, just firm. My head would've turned into a windmill if I called my mom by her first name like that.

Don't call your Asian parent's name like that, you'll get sent to shadow realm with a bamboo stick 💀

Y’all remember that commercial for pizza “what do you want on your tombstone?”

“The sunset “

That level of sass was lethal in my time. My mother wouldn't have said anything, my father would have removed me from the gene pool and just said guess we need to try again.

That kid is a future lawyer.

I would've been like "what you gon do Susan?" 🤣

If i ever called my mother by her birth name, id whisper it as i ran away as fast as possible 😂 and im 35 this month😂😂

You know it’s real when Jordan’s addressing us from the driver’s seat of his car.

"Well Suzan" woulda been my last words. A passerby would have witnessed a mother living up to her threats, and taking her child out of this world.