I Don't Want To Be Born! - BAD MOVIES!
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@JCesartje 6 жыл бұрын
They shot the movie after breakfast, so they were all drunk...
@breakingames7772 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I used to drink before breakfast, and all day long, then pass out and make sure I'm up at 630am to make it to the store by 7am when they start selling beer, there must have been a lot of people having withdrawal seizures and hallucinating from delirium tremons as well as uncontrollably shaking.
@edwardx4979 2 жыл бұрын
@Cesar Hahaha... good point, mate!
@sakabula2357 Жыл бұрын
@@breakingames7772 Beer??...Lol...no hard wood??
@Steelairship 6 жыл бұрын
Two videos in a decade? Sweet!
@joshpecker4352 6 жыл бұрын
Shyheim Williams *3*
@franjaime200 6 жыл бұрын
THREE
@georgeparker8698 6 жыл бұрын
He has the work ethic of Trump!!
@KingZando 5 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020!!
@ryanbarker5217 4 жыл бұрын
rumour is he'll release another video in 2025.
@pothatuu 6 жыл бұрын
When I was a serious alcoholic, I used to justify it by saying "at least I don't drink before breakfast". I got around it by being too hungover to eat breakfast.
@flybeep1661 6 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact, Joan Collins' current husband, Percy Gibson, was 6 years old when this movie was made. Hahaha.
@cjwrench07 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the point of fame and riches, finding “love” with people who would normally be out of your league.
@rush1er 6 жыл бұрын
i lost it when the hairy knuckled baby hand pushed the nanny
@DrRockso79 6 жыл бұрын
Personally I love reviews of old, obscure movies that aren't as prevalent on KZfaq. Newer stuff is obviously good too but there can sometimes be an over saturation of reviews out there already (although it's fun to see all the different opinions).
@rbartx1690 6 жыл бұрын
My grandmother used to have Irish coffee every morning...that was her breakfast lol. Gotta love the 70s.
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed, simpler times.
@TheMadAfrican1 3 жыл бұрын
If you put coffee in it then it's no longer alcohol. I learned this a long time ago. It makes work more fun.
@FumblsTheSniper 3 жыл бұрын
That feeling of going from early-morning hangover, buzzed from coffee, and then the flip back to drunk is pretty awesome. In the worst of ways.
@randalalansmith9883 2 жыл бұрын
Nine months of drinking to catch up on after pregnancy? You don't remember the 70s.
@brunobucciaratiswife 2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, that stuff is better than anything
@rag_man673 3 жыл бұрын
"9 months of drinking to catch up on." "it's the 70's after all" 🤣 like people stopped drinking and smoking during pregnancy. 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelmclaren8950 5 жыл бұрын
Mark, just imagine if the Dr was delivering the baby and a tiny middle finger came out and that led to the infamous "I don't think this one wants to be born" line! Lmao
@rodrigoalcantara5865 6 жыл бұрын
I DON'T WANT TO BE BORN...It's exactly the same expresion that Mark thinks while he was watching the movie...
@tomknoll5546 6 жыл бұрын
It should've been called "I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER", judging from this alcoholic's behaviour.
@jaquelthescholar8888 6 жыл бұрын
"I Don't Want To Be Born!", is a much better name for this movie.
@SaraStar7373 6 жыл бұрын
Jaquel Williams I Don’t Want To Be Born! Is basically the film making its own title
@starless1444 6 жыл бұрын
It's a better title. The movie fairly warns the viewer that that is what they'll be thinking the entire time watching this.
@SirDankleberry 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the name for my autobiography.
@masonkrabbe8652 4 жыл бұрын
Even though that’s the name of the fucking movie
@vizthex 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, it reflects what the audience is thinking while watching it
@persephoneblack888 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, from all the stories my aunts and uncles told me (who were all born in the 60s and 70s)....the alcoholism seems to be the only part of this movie that makes sense. 😅
@LoverBoy-im7xv Жыл бұрын
I usually think those decades suck butt alcohol they had right. Let's all drink more.
@paulietv2162 Жыл бұрын
@@LoverBoy-im7xv You got it all wrong - one year in either of those decades was worth ten years in any decade since.
@yesteryeardude370 6 жыл бұрын
I swear, I did not hit the dislike button! I did not! Oh hi Mark.
@dragenfire68 6 жыл бұрын
YesterYear Dude YOUR TEARING ME APART KZfaq
@GomerKyle1979 6 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha that's funny Mark Did you hear my movie is winning awards
@KultAnarchist 6 жыл бұрын
How's your sex life?
@dizzychineseman7445 6 жыл бұрын
Yoshi-Hashi ???? Is that soposed to be funny because ur just coming off weird
@monsterhanna6691 6 жыл бұрын
banana man It's a quote from "The Room"; look it up.
@SamuraiShampoo___ 6 жыл бұрын
Gino’s accent seems consistent...just consistently bad.
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Well he was a Hammer actor, they were noted for their cheesiness, except the great Chrisopher Lee and Peter Cushing who always raised them from the mire with their sincerity and gravitas.
@jimberjamber8540 6 жыл бұрын
This music makes me feel like I'm watching an episode of the incredible hulk.
@davidminor4213 4 жыл бұрын
Damn we're old
@joelklimkowski4355 6 жыл бұрын
With all the other weird choices they made in this movie, Dudley Moore should have played the baby with forced perspective.
@emilycathcart7387 6 жыл бұрын
That would have actually been a pretty cool idea!
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yes this! Would be one of the greats! Dick Emery as the nun as well.
@orlandoalessandrini2505 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@pretorious700 3 жыл бұрын
Martin Short. 'Cause he's.....short.
@Defnotaraccoon 6 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: everytime you read "oh hi mark" in the comments, take a shot.
@DarkLordFluffee 6 жыл бұрын
i don't wanna die this early into 2018
@doctorthirteen5727 6 жыл бұрын
I drank too much and woke up like this, I definitely messed up
@starless1444 6 жыл бұрын
You monster. You've killed us all.
@user-zq7qs8hs5f 6 жыл бұрын
If only not before breakfast)))
@ScottyFang 6 жыл бұрын
More like take a SIP and you'll need to be rushed to the hospital in 4 minutes
@thomashaberl2858 5 жыл бұрын
Tons of footage of driving and/or parking? ALWAYS a sign of a great filmmaker!
@markiangooley Жыл бұрын
James Nguyen knows that…
@outaspaceman 4 ай бұрын
Srsly.. this could do duty as Stock-Footage..
@Littlemissbow41 6 жыл бұрын
Are you uploading more frequently now what kind of witchcraft is this?
@Solidude 6 жыл бұрын
he said he's got a 2 weeks off.. that's kinda long
@bloodyDeagle77 6 жыл бұрын
Java Sparrow TOO LATE
@monsterhanna6691 6 жыл бұрын
Wicked witchcraft, although I know it's strictly taboo.
@j.b.booker7912 6 жыл бұрын
Charlton Heston. Yul Brynner. John Cassavetes. Robert Deniro. Jack Nicholson. Michael Caine. Malcom McDowell. Just throwing a few out there. Great video.
@lonzah 6 жыл бұрын
the intro look like an opening scene for 80`s porn. I mean even the score match the porn vibe
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Definitely more like seventies porn, I studied it intensely when I was growing up. ;)
@Paul-qe1jn 6 жыл бұрын
Guess they did it intentionally. I mean the movie is bad. Might as well get some desperate horny guys to pay for those soft porn scenes.
@PhilJonesIII 3 жыл бұрын
For a woman that had two children of her own by this point, I guess she was confusing "delivering" with "making".
@mirrorballl 6 жыл бұрын
I thought I'd be here before the 'oh hi mark' comments. Nope. oh hai mark
@poeterritory 6 жыл бұрын
This channel is so underrated.
@nicknyptane 6 жыл бұрын
Message of the movie: Midgets have super powers
@FrenchToast663 6 жыл бұрын
if you don't show boobs horny angry little people gonna turn your baby into a demonic monster who is also themselves from time to time.
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Berlioz knew all about the devil ;)
@LouieV6 5 жыл бұрын
And if you don’t let them rape you, they’ll unleash a curse on you.
@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 4 жыл бұрын
We we knew we had powers during world war 2 Germany...
@pringlescan81 4 жыл бұрын
You know that little man to this day brags about feeling up Joan Collins
@davidj.thompson 6 жыл бұрын
I was there when a couple of my kids were born. I had the distinct feeling that coming out into the cold, hard, REAL world was not high on their "bucket-lists".
@SirDankleberry 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to be born” How dare they steal the name of my life story.
@JenMistress 6 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to stop by and say, because you mentioned about these older movies not getting as much attention as modern ones, those who know me knows, I'm a big fan of checking out stuff from before my time, mainly due to mum and dad, and a basement worth of tapes they left me, so these kinds of videos, just know, you'll have at least one crazy chick checking it out. 😉 But thank you so much! 👍😃
@JenMistress 6 жыл бұрын
jamie birch Yeah, I've seen Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones reviewing lots of the Italian horror films, so do know about the Italian cheesy films. Thank you though.
@ryryscott1705 6 жыл бұрын
always drop everything and watch your reviews!!
@AshkPunk 6 жыл бұрын
Its like a meteor shower, it happens once every few years, so you gotta make time to watch it.
@Chappell5252 6 жыл бұрын
Same here!!
@DavidBartkiewiczFilms 6 жыл бұрын
Mark, for the love of God, don’t burn yourself out!!!! If you upload so many reviews in January we’ll have to wait til’ 2023 for the next one!!!!
@Pandalka 4 жыл бұрын
"weird sexual encounter with a light fixture" 🤣🤣 with all that heavy drinking I almost understand how it was done
@Cybjon 6 жыл бұрын
It isn't because it's the 70s, you know. That's just how we Brits choose to live our lives.
@thisinhumanplace2037 6 жыл бұрын
Keep it coming Mark please dont go on hiatus after this one you are too good!!
@Thatonegirl989 6 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate how much you've been uploading. You must be working so hard.
@flexsealman7096 4 жыл бұрын
"..some kind of wierd sexual encounter with a light fixture." - Something said in 2018.
@mastershakeme 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing these old movies! You hunt down the funniest ones ever! I never would have known about this travesty to filmmaking unless you pointed it out to me... and made me laugh :-P
@olivermcmeans2166 6 жыл бұрын
You’re one of the few channels that I watch almost immediately when I see you upload.
@realdor 6 жыл бұрын
Super glad to see you're actually keeping up with a schedule. Great job Mark! Keep going! I hope your popularity rises!
@xisumavoid 6 жыл бұрын
I think you can see a hand on the rope when the fella is dragged into the drain XD
@DarthVaderReturns1 3 жыл бұрын
caroline munrue was in this what a joke she was in starcrash a star wars rip off film
@ivaylomladenov3185 2 жыл бұрын
@@DarthVaderReturns1 what a joke indeed!...
@DarthVaderReturns1 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivaylomladenov3185 yes indeed
@arcticridge 6 жыл бұрын
that baby would be a 40 year old now.. which I guess means most of the actors have passed away by now, where does time go?
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
3 out the five main actors are still going. The women actually, Eileen Atkins, Joan Collins and the gorgeous Caroline Munro. Pleasance and Bates passed away too soon.
@AndrewAnstrom 5 жыл бұрын
The langoliers eat the time... Btw, Mark should review the langoliers.
@davidminor4213 4 жыл бұрын
In the past
@TheREALSimagination 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, moral of the story: Don't drink before breakfast when pregnant.
@mr_moviegoer4231 6 жыл бұрын
I love these old movie reviews, they're so hilarious and absurd
@alexanderwagner4587 6 жыл бұрын
Don't you know anything? Dwarves have magical powers lol
@Djarra 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best bits of this movie for me is all the old footage of London. Places I walk all the time so it's fun to see how they have changed. 04:42 that Rolls Royce with the vanity plate AD 2 I remember that thing being parked around that area in the 90s. Then after watching this review I notice a modern Bentley parked in that area with that plate on. So some things never change.
@robodance77 6 жыл бұрын
I actually cut out the straw as well and just drink straight from the bottle of booze. That's efficiency!
@davidminor4213 4 жыл бұрын
I worked with a guy who injected vodka into his oranges so he could "drink" at lunchtime.
@Stolkmen 6 жыл бұрын
Love your reviews fanboyflicks. It is so cool to seeing them more often :D
@georgebowyer5170 6 жыл бұрын
nah the old films are the best stuff you do there so funny keep it up mate
@Nick-4K 6 жыл бұрын
*I love you, Mark.* 😚
@TraceurCMann 6 жыл бұрын
He knows.
@eruditeidiot 6 жыл бұрын
It's so good to see a new video! I really needed this today. Thank you!
@MrShadowRage 6 жыл бұрын
Glad your back bro, I enjoy the hell out of you videos and you always make my days better man😄👊✊
@polaroidsofpolarbears365 6 жыл бұрын
"the baby then stuffs the body in a drain outside" that quote alone is hilarious as fuck hahahahaha
@dan_mer 3 жыл бұрын
I was born in the 70s and I can confirm it took me 15 years to drink all of my mother's stash of alcohol.
@Jorderby 6 жыл бұрын
Cannot wait for Highlander 2! When I was a kid we only had like 6 VHS tapes and this was one of them! Watched it countless time -- but it was only recently, when I looked at it again on YT, that I realised how laughable it was!
@wandabyrd3511 6 жыл бұрын
New subscriber I binged watched all your videos. You had me dying laughing. Please keep them coming!!!!
@jenniferhortin_ 6 жыл бұрын
Wanda Byrd you must be new here.
@starless1444 6 жыл бұрын
If you like these videos you'll love Nostalgia Critic and Cinema Snob. The Cinema Snob can be an acquired taste but his porn reviews are just great. He just slams the shit out of porn parody acting and it's just so entertaining.
@wandabyrd3511 6 жыл бұрын
Lol yes Jennifer I'm glad I found him on here. I usually watch Minty
@wandabyrd3511 6 жыл бұрын
Lol oh okay Jennifer
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
She's right, I subbed a few months back, did a binge on the vids, then realised he only uploads once every leap year. ;)
@KT-cz7rm 6 жыл бұрын
A return to form. This channel was built for movies like this. I love the newer films you do but the older (70$ especially) films are especially genius critiques
@kinkanalchemist 5 жыл бұрын
1:10 To be fair, my mom ended up having a C-section because I was two weeks overdue. You could argue that was me not wanting to be born? Just saying.
@AnnM.Nabitosi 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: her excessive drinking was causing hallucinations😀
@wimvanderstraeten6521 6 жыл бұрын
During the Seventies there were a lot of books and movies about witchcraft, demonology and the occult, so this rip-off of "The Exorcist" and "Rosemary's baby" is typical for its time. Nice video btw, keep up the good work.
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's a fair point, I was born then but too young to remember it really, but my dad did have a lot of books on the occult and was very interested in all that stuff. Used to watch The Devil Rides Out (great film) all the time as well on VHS.
@wimvanderstraeten6521 6 жыл бұрын
Even Marvel cashed in on the occult craze by creating Ghost Rider.
@anonb4632 4 жыл бұрын
It was to butter people up for the Satanic governments we have now.
@davidminor4213 4 жыл бұрын
@@anonb4632 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMightyPika 6 жыл бұрын
Stumbled upon your channel. Your vaguely apathetic voice made sweet love to my ears and now I'm a slave to your excellent taste is terrible 70's "horror". Well done, master.
@franjaime200 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, Mark! You're on a roll! Keep 'em coming!
@Monkeyabroad 6 жыл бұрын
Mark is my dad
@ravennalovecraft421 5 жыл бұрын
He's my older brother.
@BrokeNerfing 5 жыл бұрын
He had sex with my dad
@Stefan1971HH 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris cares if Mark likes his movies
@pinrod1 2 жыл бұрын
Dark is my mad
@crixxxxxxxxx 5 жыл бұрын
70s leading men: Robert Redford Ryan O’Neill Jack Nicholson Burt Reynolds Nick Nolte Warren Beatty Clint Eastwood Paul Newman Dustin Hoffman
@brunobucciaratiswife 2 жыл бұрын
Dustin Hoffman
@donculotta1551 2 жыл бұрын
As a child of the 70s, I always saw alcohol in our fridge. Now I know why.
@DrPhilWoodchip 6 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons I love this channel is that you review many older bad films, which I don't see on a whole lot of elsewhere. Watching both old movies and crappy movies are two of my favorite things,, so I hope you keep it up :)
@pollypickpocket2540 6 жыл бұрын
I love this channel!!! I binge watch regularly
@scottmcgeachie6368 5 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@LEARSIKCIGAM 6 жыл бұрын
I remember the 70s there was a lot of drinking.
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
No one remembers the seventies, we were all too pished! I came out the womb blootered! ;)
@anonb4632 4 жыл бұрын
And smoking.
@pretorious700 3 жыл бұрын
Still is.
@justcummins 3 ай бұрын
One of my absolute go-to channels anytime I am on KZfaq.
@lunacarmin 6 жыл бұрын
The baby is still adorable xD
@Necrowolf81 6 жыл бұрын
eh
@nicolescott5509 6 жыл бұрын
So are you, girl! :)
@ShamrockParticle 6 жыл бұрын
Selene Gomez Munro is a lot more adorable 😍
@delvidnesker2951 6 жыл бұрын
Rosemary's baby is so damn creepy that I have a mental image of the baby that I swear I've seen. Obviously haven't. That's how you do horror!
@anonb4632 4 жыл бұрын
You do catch glimpses of Rosemary's Baby.
@Recardoguy007 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s because I’m older now, I couldn’t stop noticing all the cavities that dwarf had.
@Chappell5252 6 жыл бұрын
Love having you back Mark! Hope your health is holding up well. Oh, and loving the older reviews as well, keep up the good work!
@danwest9900 3 жыл бұрын
How in the world did that actor get cast for Gino, the Italian businessman??? His accent vacilates between British and north-eastern European in just a few short clips. I wonder if he ever dug out the Italian accent for the role as Italian businessman.
@JesusPulledMeThrough 6 жыл бұрын
My love for this channel is boundless
@adiahaalexander9359 6 жыл бұрын
Love the Mutley reference lol
@henrycbrennan 6 жыл бұрын
Good work. I enjoy your laid-back sarcastic quips. Definitely something that will guarantee a substantial KZfaq following, if that's what you want. Actually, your video presentations could serve to make a nice portfolio if you ever decide to go for a character acting role :)
@okay333666 6 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff! Always look forward to seeing these. Nice work.
@bryanpate9531 6 жыл бұрын
I love your videos bud ☺
@KurtAnderson812 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Thanks Mark. You are a rockstar
@daffyphack 4 жыл бұрын
I like how even though Hercules has a demon child, he's still coming into work. Gotta make that paper.
@crystolslimbracey 6 жыл бұрын
I watch all your videos Mark, I like your commentary especially when it comes to this old weird flicks. Sometimes you even leave me in tears of laughter 🤗🤣😂
@mannersmakythman 6 жыл бұрын
THE DROUGHT IS ENDED! OUR CROPS ARE BEING WATERED ONCE AGAIN!!!
@LostOneOmega 6 жыл бұрын
That Hell fish shirt is bad ass!
@TheNascorgi 6 жыл бұрын
Love your reviews on bad movies. Please review 1953's "Robot Monster", where the so-called Martian is a guy wearing a diving helmet and gorilla suit!!!
@pikidipod 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this show. It feels like the saturday morning programs i used to watch in the 90's. I can't really say why i like it so, but you are adorable and i'm drunk, and have a nice day. Thanks:).
@yonezawa2810 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark!!
@NormanMStewart 6 жыл бұрын
Great. Mark is a Flying Hellfish.
@thepsyco12 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm sure you know but, you have the best channel on youtube, please don't stop making this videos!
@houyeet 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than an upload from this channel
@RyanisRude 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao only made it through 7 mins of the video so far and I can tell these parents are terrible!
@SirIsaacClarke 6 жыл бұрын
Finally. A name of a movie I can relate with. The only other movie relates to my sex life. Failure to Launch.
@dominickbiraimah4686 6 жыл бұрын
I never comment but it's 4 am and I just want to say I love your content Mark, I always look forward to your next upload :)
@scarface5857 6 жыл бұрын
Dude your videos are great! you are right there with Ralph and RLM ;)
@clagfest 6 жыл бұрын
It has Caroline Munro in it. That's all you need. Oh, and in the UK, we're always drunk before lunch. That's because we're dead ard.
@georgeparker8698 6 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Joan Collins was a part of something like this!!
@shugaroony 6 жыл бұрын
Oh she did a lot of terrible stuff in the seventies, The Bitch and The Stud are awful. :D
@anonb4632 4 жыл бұрын
@@shugaroony She's great in Tales of the Unexpected though. Oh and she was in Star Trek. Not many people remember that.
@jonathanwashington6083 3 жыл бұрын
@@shugaroony Don't forget the Hi-larious "Empire of the Ants."
@michael_dalessandro_lena 6 жыл бұрын
i love that youre back!!
@DarrenBonJovi 6 жыл бұрын
The husband was John from Dear John...
@SKATTP4CK 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark, u see you again in 3 months
@nikidon99 6 жыл бұрын
Haha what a story Mark!
@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 6 жыл бұрын
I love your reviews of older films. Keep 'em coming!
@lindaeasley5606 3 жыл бұрын
Every time the baby cries, you can hear the sound of bacon frying .