I "Eat" Every Flavor of Takis
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3 жыл бұрынYou've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.
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@jprofio 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder? Takis: What the actual fuck
@benecrim1724 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yea that's probably how it went
@luckylawnclippings 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@aryanahire2337 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest. Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!? Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes
@sheriffgunshot6332 3 жыл бұрын
This is way to funny
@WolfQueenLydia 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD
@amydartez 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me? Also mark: only sucks off the spice
@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t put into words how much this triggered me
@gamingwithjon9731 3 жыл бұрын
The is true
@mayathemayar4469 3 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis
@mayathemayar4469 3 жыл бұрын
@@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh
@looleas 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle
@grimthegost5623 5 ай бұрын
"I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder," My brain: cocaine? Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.
@Slimechildinexilelmao 4 ай бұрын
OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.
@gumdrop371 3 ай бұрын
@@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine
@braelyngucci6374 6 күн бұрын
@@SlimechildinexilelmaoITS JUST SPUCY FLAVORED COCAINE
@JadeBenard 4 ай бұрын
To make homemade taki powder here it is 1tbsp Sugar 1/2tbsp Onion powder 1/2tbsp Paprika 1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder 1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder 1tsp Citric acid 1/2tsp Turmeric 1/2tsp Red powder
@dyamondX 19 күн бұрын
Thank god mark never saw this comment, he would've od'd on powder
@gamermikemain111 21 сағат бұрын
w
@kosherkitties5897 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Compares them to drugs, spits them out, berates factories, points out flaws. Also Mark: For some reason, they just won't sponsor me.
@smokeygaming3565 3 жыл бұрын
Well they are addictive
@sstjohn96 3 жыл бұрын
Title: 'I "Eat"" Me: "Huh that's a little weird." *Mark spits out Taki* Me: "Oh god."
@potatonumber200 3 жыл бұрын
Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?" [Deceased #1] "No, never!"
@gwinnellheald8592 3 жыл бұрын
@@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞
@starbuckslatte8157 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god oh fuck
@rosapenaloza8682 3 жыл бұрын
its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)
@darkwolfag12 3 жыл бұрын
Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.
@mushy8read 7 ай бұрын
Mark is like that person who changes completely once he gets comfortable around someone
@Lucy666Fernandez 5 ай бұрын
problem being that he got comfortable with his entire audience
@Wilebane 4 ай бұрын
Not really a problem its hilarious
@Bristolandthecamera 5 ай бұрын
I never thought I would intentionally rewatch a video of markiplier sucking on a bunch of takis again after 2 years
@jayney7412 4 ай бұрын
I love how he sounds like a taki junkie and his pupils are the size of pinholes
@LipoBipo 4 ай бұрын
Same but the way he eats them still makes the voices louder
@halfmoon_night 3 ай бұрын
Same
@biggarlick6673 3 ай бұрын
me neither tbh...
@TREYSTELLAR 3 ай бұрын
Like fr me too lol
@AnikoCass 3 жыл бұрын
The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.
@ZzDanishzZ 3 жыл бұрын
suck
@linkmaster253 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZzDanishzZ no u
@MaggotPuppy 3 жыл бұрын
I- I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-
@GamerKidFrom95 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD
@myriahkeays3846 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂 I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip
@jessemiller6413 3 жыл бұрын
2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips (Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws Taki eating times 1:20 5:04 7:50 (magically appeared) 8:04 11:40 12:16 13:23 (magically appeared) 14:30 16:01 17:34 18:00 18:56 19:25 21:07 23:03 23:42 24:38 26:36 26:47 27:00
@MrDeath3OOO 3 жыл бұрын
Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol 17:46
@chrysanthemum_tea1938 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(
@alexprice8632 3 жыл бұрын
“Chips”
@maddie6050 3 жыл бұрын
and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue
@gunslinger5563 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁
@starscream8989 9 ай бұрын
The way mark "eats" Takis is like buying a thanksgiving turkey, taking the wishbone and throwing away the rest of it.
@Iisho 25 күн бұрын
I think it's more like eating the crispy skin and throwing away the meat 😂 Truthfully, a nice crispy skin is the best part of a turkey, but you can't just skip the meat
@sweetdreamer1117 4 ай бұрын
My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it
@bdogstudios4848 18 күн бұрын
Everytime I eat Takis, I come back to this video.
@chococat10498 8 күн бұрын
@@bdogstudios4848dedication.
@gharmon06 3 жыл бұрын
mark: puts taki in his mouth. me: chewing on my frosted flakes. mark: spits taki out. me: gags on frosted flakes.
@darkrockman2389 3 жыл бұрын
He he I gave the 69th like 😏
@ilikebreadsticks1880 3 жыл бұрын
i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers
@echoedinnocence 3 жыл бұрын
I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅
@Gustavo-po9bd 3 жыл бұрын
Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark
@stopbro5842 3 жыл бұрын
I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀
@user-gt4ey9kl1o 3 жыл бұрын
I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him... “It’s like drugs.” *doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder* “When i opened the bag, I got depressed.” “Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”
@kidgonemissing 3 жыл бұрын
Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔
@EthanMeatan 3 жыл бұрын
@@kidgonemissing first of all what
@samuelbutton7185 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"
@user-gt4ey9kl1o 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft
@celery.0532 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"
@remlo5482 6 ай бұрын
The way Mark eats Takis is like watching this video without commenting about how Mark eats Takis
@AlreadyUnknown._. 4 ай бұрын
The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper
@newt1348 3 жыл бұрын
"I asked to be paid in _powder._ And they said no." don't do drugs, kids.
@J4s._.b33 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Taynk_real 3 жыл бұрын
wanna buy a box of thin mints
@jayhansen4918 3 жыл бұрын
You just made me imagine snorting taki powder
@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayhansen4918 dont. I was stupid and did it. I had a cold at the time and it disappeared. But so did my sense of smell plus all i felt was pain
@newquinn22 3 жыл бұрын
@@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 it got rid of the cold though, right?
@Fediani4 3 жыл бұрын
"I "Eat" every flavor of Takis" "I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"
@rykoshuxero 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.
@sweetsour4375 3 жыл бұрын
@@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.
@Antinomy-lr9yw 3 жыл бұрын
@@sweetsour4375 I could never do that
@tadanohiro5065 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....
@xylogonesilent5240 3 жыл бұрын
@@tadanohiro5065 please no
@AstroGames2809 6 ай бұрын
The way Mark “eats” Takis is like making a sandwich, and only eating the crust.
@haydenoller2823 9 ай бұрын
"I would NEVER eat this, and i would NEVER wanna suck this" is my new iconic line
@contexterased 3 жыл бұрын
*I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*
@jdcmiphotography2141 3 жыл бұрын
I would HAHA
@riyapatil6191 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@sethrm 3 жыл бұрын
OOOOOF
@drystan8880 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds kinda sus
@cleoedler9375 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach
@pipergrant7903 3 жыл бұрын
"Del Monte is Dead to me"
@MrRice-mr8sr 3 жыл бұрын
What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!
@MrFujin 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink
@edwardoandeleletsgo8663 3 жыл бұрын
*wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...
@thats_so_benson8003 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J
@thetapperhatz_laboratories2574 5 ай бұрын
The way Mark eats Takis is like ripping the skin off of fried chicken and just leaving the chicken part 💀
@Pierce-mu4zx 8 ай бұрын
10:46 Lyxian didn’t need to do him like that😂
@redlightningwolf183 3 жыл бұрын
I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us
@AnonymousBuddha 3 жыл бұрын
Lixian and Nerdfiction edited
@monsters691 3 жыл бұрын
"Ate"
@pluto2469 3 жыл бұрын
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad
@gqts_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)
@iqceo4276 3 жыл бұрын
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?
@taylora6122 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?” Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.
@liv6155 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT
@VladimirJacinthe 3 жыл бұрын
Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂
@veilfrab2888 3 жыл бұрын
You made me exhale joy sir.
@taylora6122 3 жыл бұрын
@@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol
@taylora6122 3 жыл бұрын
@@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol
@Tedy0804 4 ай бұрын
mark: why wont they sponsor me also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki
@artisanpsg 7 ай бұрын
Seeing Mark trying to be a Takis Connoisseur is so funny to me
@groglapin9304 3 жыл бұрын
Marks next video: “I’m in the hospital again”
@gdcoolkid2213 3 жыл бұрын
@hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?
@ryan1258 3 жыл бұрын
And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.
@sem_ghost1807 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea so true
@MoonHeroz 3 жыл бұрын
lmao ikr
@vasko6699 3 жыл бұрын
Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...
@Daily_Meat_Dealer 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being corn and spending your whole life in a field until someone harvests you and you get sent to a Taki's processing factory to be sold in a store. Then after days of waiting you see a man approach you and bring you home for consumption, only to have him suck the powder off of you and spit you onto a paper towel while recording a youtube video. That's what you're doing here Mark
@lovelatempest3913 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this scene in Sausage Party
@AdizabethTorres 3 жыл бұрын
Poor corn
@yummieststew0728 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Zero21kr 3 жыл бұрын
You just canceled, Mark. What have you done....
@makayladazz1800 3 жыл бұрын
I lick all the powder then eat the tortilla
@Your_Beloved_C 5 ай бұрын
I died when he realized all of the chips are expired🤣🤣
@Marshmellowdosgames 7 ай бұрын
Greatest quotes “Mark” “ I would never eat this or suck it”💀
@circusclown1503 3 жыл бұрын
“There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”
@jackiec177 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@Dxrksimp 3 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more attention lmao
@abbymorrison3097 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah mean, it's a lie?
@littlemouseofsorts 3 жыл бұрын
o h m y g o d i t d o e s
@NP.1416 3 жыл бұрын
No, _stronger._
@qubingjianshen8210 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?" Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"
@jfsf4368 3 жыл бұрын
This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.
@hardlyjace 3 жыл бұрын
@@jfsf4368 agreed
@Lorax937 7 ай бұрын
The way mark “eats” takis is the equivalent of throwing away a phone and just using the phonecase
@luciferr-_ 9 ай бұрын
the way mark ‘eats’ takis is like drawing on paper with an apple pencil
@corvus1970 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *puts Taki in mouth, sucks off the flavoring, spits out the chip-remnant* Me: Nope. NopeNopeNope.
@danieldacanay8811 3 жыл бұрын
its honestly like physically gross
@monkeymangamertm2512 3 жыл бұрын
he says he eats every flavor of taki.... not the tortilla.
@Xplzk1 3 жыл бұрын
@@danieldacanay8811 me to at the start I forgot he did that and I was expecting him to chew it
@ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 жыл бұрын
It made me uncomfortable.
@averystars-virtualyoutuber9559 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even watch the video 😂 my goodness just chew themmmm 😆
@smartmarsam 3 жыл бұрын
mark doesn’t “eat” the takis, he sucks the living soul out of them
@krowsattrus58 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rurdykds 3 жыл бұрын
That good good suck
@gabrielaramirez5034 3 жыл бұрын
Lol the powder is mostly the flavor
@bbomb2002 3 жыл бұрын
The BIG SUCC
@ayf449 3 жыл бұрын
He's not a takis eater, he's a takis reaper.
@user-ib5en5qp8w 5 ай бұрын
The way mark put quotes around eat gets me everytime, it’s so funny
@k1ngs4ndm 7 ай бұрын
Rewatching this in 2023 horrifying flashbacks of mark "eating" takis
@MinnesotaNice763 3 жыл бұрын
At least the mailman only caught him eating Takis. Imagine if he got caught doing something REALLY embarrassing like eating breakfast with a friend while using s*x toys..... Thank goodness that never happened!
@WHOTOOKWASABI.NETBRO 3 жыл бұрын
That would be crazy🏃
@supersolomob422 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine all the people who have no idea what that's a reference to... I mean.. just like me! That would be very strange if that ever happened somehow haha..
@hannahnightshadewolf9219 3 жыл бұрын
IKR ! LIKE SO EMBARRASSING
@deepfri3doreos 3 жыл бұрын
ugh i miss [REDACTED] sm
@JollySunbroShorts 3 жыл бұрын
That would be terribly embarrassing 🙂
@bumblebelle6742 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Mark talks about takis and makes hints at a channel that never existed for 27 minutes
@yahirdoesbadvids 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh momento mori
@VuNguyen-xh9un 6 күн бұрын
Markiplier is the type of guy to do a investigation on takis just from eating it like a clam
@morgan408 3 жыл бұрын
The mailman coming back to mark's house like: "pleasedontbedoinganythingweird...pleasedontbedoinganythingweird"
@jessicag8339 3 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks to last time someone peeked into the window
@heydontjudge 3 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks to "regular" breakfast
@sommi-ep2cn 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Markiplier constantly uploading videos that make this same comment applicable
@yeetmeat2734 3 жыл бұрын
The neighbors who witnessed the first Unnus Annus video: *Sorry to tell you, but that's all he does* 🕴️
@treemutwo 3 жыл бұрын
Hey could always be him with a gag being fed eggs on a paddle
@TheDeath0fDucks 3 жыл бұрын
I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.
@violet-dk1hj 3 жыл бұрын
Unus annus
@DASRH 3 жыл бұрын
Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display. (That rhymed)
@kingk9fx173 3 жыл бұрын
No no, succc
@Rei_Lilith 3 жыл бұрын
@@violet-dk1hj wat that
@toby8374 3 жыл бұрын
@@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here
@musicman3351 5 ай бұрын
The way mark “eats” takis is like pouring a drink into a shot glass and then drinking from the bottle
@DDoylee 24 күн бұрын
I gotta say. This is genuinely a masterpiece of a video, start to finish. I’ve watched it so many times over the years
@gamermoment7044 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever he spits them out for a few seconds I'm like "did he not like them that much??" And then I'm like no he's just fucking wierd.
@RoseRampage_ 3 жыл бұрын
I guess you didn’t watch all of Unus Annus since he ate Takis like that in one of the videos
@jubuttib 3 жыл бұрын
I mean I wouldn't actually eat them either, all corn chips are woesome. Now if they had that kind of powdery goodness on potato based chips though...
@propelledgaming9441 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoseRampage_ Unus Annus?
@mrfox6662 3 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with you lol. All of my friends and sisters hate spicy foods except takis and do this, but they LICK instead if just putting it in their mouth. It's stupid-_-
@saturdaynightcrisps3880 3 жыл бұрын
@@propelledgaming9441 oh, you poor soul.
@Dartace2ace 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that is the way he “eats” taki’s. Gives me the shivers.
@Aftermouse6248 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean it's so graceful
@twigsdaughter 3 жыл бұрын
He succ, not eat.
@ele597 3 жыл бұрын
Same here, I was about to comment this
@knightni73 3 жыл бұрын
Why no chew?
@Romcomm_ 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean??
@logiarhythm6285 2 ай бұрын
A few days ago I've seen Takis for the first time ever here in Austria. They were blue and somehow appealing... but then I read "with artificial flavors" prominent on the front, so I didn't buy them xD
@deathking4119 3 ай бұрын
I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years
@Featherstar47 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's more cursed: the way Mark "eats" the Takis, or the way he opens the bags
@randomstuffbychris 3 жыл бұрын
My dad does that if he plans to eat the whole bag chips or whatever
@panuponteva5832 3 жыл бұрын
how you should open the bag then :O
@personmcguy3810 3 жыл бұрын
The bag makes some sort of sense, the "eating" does NOT
@panuponteva5832 3 жыл бұрын
nvm just watched a bit further xD
@trashmammal9430 3 жыл бұрын
clearly never seen british pub food lmao
@silverninja5218 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is confused why companies won't pay him meanwhile he is talking mad shit about them I just think it is ironic and hilarious.
@generalarcticfox6406 3 жыл бұрын
He is Albert einsteins definition of insanity Trying to get the same thing over and over agian
@annaburgooo 3 жыл бұрын
Still - negative or positive attention is attention and the negative things he’s saying are mostly just him joking haha. I get what you’re saying tho
@Anklejbiter 3 жыл бұрын
right? He's so chaotic and I'm all for it XD
@generalarcticfox6406 3 жыл бұрын
Ya just wanted to throw that out as a joke but hey who knows maby he is insane all part of the deeper warfastach and markiplier lore :>
@user-ne4zh2wg5x Ай бұрын
Mark: wondering why takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Takis: WELL MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT CHEW THE GOD DAMN CHIP MARK?!?
@DOOMguy117. 8 ай бұрын
the way mark eats takis is like peeling an apple and eating the skin
@karrinafinley1707 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *spits out soggy takis* Everyone: *audible crying*
@theintelligentmilkjug944 3 жыл бұрын
I read it as "edible crying" at first.
@averystars-virtualyoutuber9559 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO
@averystars-virtualyoutuber9559 3 жыл бұрын
@CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂
@hassenalwaely6215 3 жыл бұрын
i dont feel good about this :(.
@bojyoohoo 3 жыл бұрын
If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.
@lottiel5345 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: goes to hospital after eating expired pop tarts Mark: eats expired taki’s Me: uh oh
@Ida.C 3 жыл бұрын
Well since he is not technically eating them, he just casually sUck tHe sPicE out of them and then spit them out hihi
@DC-zj6ml 3 жыл бұрын
Succin that bacteria straight off the chip
@mickey__2207 3 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same thing when I saw the notification for the video
@metazoxan2 3 жыл бұрын
Nah chips will outlast the sphinx as long as the bag is sealed properly. Sure they go stale after a long while but they never really become inedible.
@cherrylemon4240 9 ай бұрын
The way mark ate those takis scared me for life💀
@tancewaslost5196 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Eats normally Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**
@steam_demon 3 жыл бұрын
yes. *Sivert go down my spine*
@rainbowcattail3367 3 жыл бұрын
@@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol
@averagebeast1365 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@haydengodfrey8346 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowcattail3367 SHRIVEL!!
@HBell-mx2ez 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowcattail3367 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop
@hoemelander 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like one of the reasons why Takis didn't sponsor him is because he eats them like a psychopath
@astroflame1112 3 жыл бұрын
I would like but then it wouldn’t be 69
@Jbird728 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@megu0609 3 жыл бұрын
Can it really be called eating?
@joshuagonzales2045 3 жыл бұрын
@@megu0609 i think its called "slurping"
@Jbird728 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagonzales2045 I'm gagging
@user-jm1gt5oe9s 4 ай бұрын
the way mark "eats" takis is the equivalent of someone buying sushi and eating the seaweed on the outside
@user-km1ze7iy2q 4 ай бұрын
‘’Pulling the chip off the chip tree’’ got me dying
@AvatarAang 3 жыл бұрын
Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!** Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**
@pearlmist 3 жыл бұрын
well its been 6 days
@JoshyAbada 3 жыл бұрын
For... what, the 4th time?
@eevee_awsom2631 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache
@TheDeviIDogg 3 жыл бұрын
One thing I'll never forget about Unus Annus is Ethan's face of horror and confusion as he watched mark suck on the Takis he bought him
@Em-zo8ph 3 жыл бұрын
and then the depowdered shells were made into a friendship bracelet :)
@marieindia8116 3 жыл бұрын
@@Em-zo8ph yeah😂 still wet
@frompotato_to_frenchfry9580 3 жыл бұрын
and then proceed to spit one into apple juice
@lexmcdufflepants4332 3 жыл бұрын
The great sleepover right?
@boostew 3 жыл бұрын
@@lexmcdufflepants4332 yes, indeed it was
@alizaidanthamyeez740 6 ай бұрын
The way mark "eats" takis is like buying a pizza, opening the pizza box, cutting of the crust, eating the crust before finally throwing away the rest of the pizza.
@Ameliada1st 5 күн бұрын
FUEGO in demonic voice
@yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 жыл бұрын
One day, Mark’s friends and family are going to find him sobbing and huddled in a corner with 46 fuego takis in his mouth.
@crashall-420 3 жыл бұрын
I love ur pfp and username XD
@insignificantramblings 3 жыл бұрын
And it's going to look exactly like the hot dog videos from [REDACTED]
@anotherdono1829 3 жыл бұрын
A time traveler I see
@jerichoalipio3590 3 жыл бұрын
True. I wouldn’t expect less from Mark
@blarf4982 3 жыл бұрын
and then hes going to spit them all out at once
@geoleon3629 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*" Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication
@Nightther 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment XD
@mintymonkey1758 3 жыл бұрын
when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder
@rolopolo4720 3 жыл бұрын
@@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder
@mintymonkey1758 3 жыл бұрын
@@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder
@rolopolo4720 3 жыл бұрын
@@mintymonkey1758 sheesh
@taytumsmith-gg3rj 6 ай бұрын
I love takis cause of the crunch and spice so seeing mark taking out that entire part is diabolical
@bdogstudios4848 2 ай бұрын
U need the texture with the powder, not just the powder
@lolap9968 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: **Spits out Taki** Me: “Oh yeah, forgot he did that.”
@joshc5613 3 жыл бұрын
So did I. I didn't want to be reminded
@Grumplebumple 3 жыл бұрын
I also forgot he did that. Not happy to be reminded
@MyaR 3 жыл бұрын
You literally read my mind 😂
@SMILECROWNS 3 жыл бұрын
yeah i forgot too tbh. then i realized same reaction
@theguyzero4457 3 жыл бұрын
i thought the exact same thing lol
@emilybesch697 3 жыл бұрын
This should be called “Having a mental breakdown while sucking on takis”
@AnubisFactsGames 3 жыл бұрын
Mark never learned how to suck on his thumb as a kid, so he went for the next best thing and carried it to his adulthood.
@starryequinoxsyo5416 3 жыл бұрын
@@AnubisFactsGames He couldn't afford thumbs as a child
@crustsatanas2136 3 жыл бұрын
That would be it if it was an Unus annus video😞
@Mrgnarpgnarp 4 ай бұрын
The way mark “eats” takes is like buying a game throwing out the disc and keeping the case
@artsy-for-fandomsKalipso 22 күн бұрын
Mark being depressed abt the chip powder is honestly a mood
@osian.667 3 жыл бұрын
Mark:*eats expired chips* Me knowing how he gets:he's about to give us a "I'm in the hospital "video real soon.
@remustherat 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the Pop Tarts all over again
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 3 жыл бұрын
Totally not a masochist
@fihsnakless5065 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Mark still wears the the earring that he originally didn't want from the channel that doesn't exist and has never existed. Just a nice sentimental reminder.
@the_nikster1 3 жыл бұрын
same... I wonder if that's why he still wears it. he was playing like he hated it but I bet he secretly loved it haha
@heehoopeenut2579 3 жыл бұрын
no no no, he hates it but he still wears it because he’s “not a masochist”
@bean4546 3 жыл бұрын
Same ⬜⬛⬜⬛
@JacobGrim 3 жыл бұрын
LORE?!?!
@randomuploads8471 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_nikster1 it has to stay in for a few months
@an.gr159 6 ай бұрын
The only thing that bothers me more than watching mark spitting out takis is the way he opens the bag when he's just gonna eat two of them. PLEASE MARK HOW DO YOU STORE THOSE FOR LATER
@constructinvestigator 3 ай бұрын
the way mark “eats” takis is like dumping out a water bottle and then eating the plastic bottle
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Hey Doc, my stomach needs pumped today” Doctor: “Welcome home Mark, your room is ready”
@mistermile7638 3 жыл бұрын
I can actually see this with how many times hes broken his bones Mainly his nose for some reason...
@DatRitzBoi 3 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget what his trainer will think.....
@amely-i.sp. 3 жыл бұрын
@@mistermile7638 this man's been to the ER more times than he's been on holiday!
@potatosalad3655 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see one of these vids I'm like yeah next vid is gonna be about going to a hospital ain't it ...
@sifuculreif6448 3 жыл бұрын
Although, this Might help him to not get so many intestinal blockages... I've heard that chili spice in moderation is good for clearing your guts.
@juddoostyen340 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want a T-shirt that says "I survived Markiplier's Taki review" on it.
@user-jg3xd1gu7s 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg yesss
@QuesoKaso 3 жыл бұрын
Sure how much?
@concernedclown2000 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ratto673 3 жыл бұрын
✨ Y E S ✨
@dxddy_mxddy7958 3 жыл бұрын
Me pls lmao
@tarahays9301 5 ай бұрын
The way mark “eats” takis is like asking for a phone and getting a phone from 1983 🎩🧁🎸🪝🎤 🐻🐥🐰🦊🐯
@Scruffysquirrel 7 күн бұрын
The way mark eats the takis is like smashing a ring pop just for the ring part.
@Patterrz 3 жыл бұрын
I now know WAY too much information about Takis
@littlepig5012 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Mr Patterrz
@ellielol3058 3 жыл бұрын
OMG HI
@ronaldstudios2438 3 жыл бұрын
Sup
@MaggotPuppy 3 жыл бұрын
Hi patterrz! Also- T e l l m e y o u r w i s d o m
@yvg661 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaggotPuppy mommmm
@kingboo6297 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s more cursed: the way you “eat” takis or the way you open the bag
@Stennishh 3 жыл бұрын
at least he didn't drop one into a glass of juice again. _...wait, how do I know that_
@Eudaemoniumm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stennishh how did you know that..?
@starrystarrynight2 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stennishh Lol why does this sound like what Nikocado Avocado would do?
@isabellight8418 3 жыл бұрын
Theres no way you can decide which one is more cursed
@isabellight8418 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stennishh hmmmm that's weird how do you know that .____.
@ivorybabydoll19 3 ай бұрын
Rewatching this I am realizing Mark can totally make millions voice acting for commercials. I would never skip an ad again.
@LadyCy6nide 2 күн бұрын
Im back, and this is still how I remember it. Never changes in quality.
@mr.cyanide4897 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how he """eats""" them I hate how he opens the bag I hate how obsessed he is with Takis I'm going to watch this video twice
@jamiethompson6463 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@kittycatt. 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he opens the bag i think is "efficient"
@milesperhour2286 3 жыл бұрын
I’m watching it twice to report sex bots. Also I hate the chips like mark. (I feel like he is also has aspergers but I’d undiagnosed, that could explain why he is so obsessed with the subject)
@Nyaiv 3 жыл бұрын
They're expired...Marks eating expired snacks again...history's repeating itself. Get ready for another hospital vid guys...
@RespawnJupiter 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@WolfheartFoxlover 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't he learn his lesson from those damn Pop Tarts
@ThinkingPower0 3 жыл бұрын
My first thought
@skullsrnneed 3 жыл бұрын
Well technically he’s not ‘eating’ it.
@FashionKawaii53 3 жыл бұрын
Someone scold him lol 😆
@-L0SER-L0V3R- 4 ай бұрын
“I have made a deal with KZfaq that you can’t remove this video from your watch history” **deletes the video from my watch history**
@Elizabeth-butterfly 9 ай бұрын
I can imagine Mark talking to his son being like Markiplier the third get your butt over here right now, and try the new flavor of Takis
@mariahtyner9501 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: freely advertises takis for free Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor
@omrmohammed5095 3 жыл бұрын
maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him
@greenturts460 3 жыл бұрын
@@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.
@reefblackford5882 2 жыл бұрын
@@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as: MASSIVE BRAIN I think the way mark eats taki's is torture Im subscribed to pewdiepie I liked this video Please consider my application. Sincerely Your soon-to-be fellow big brain The Dude That read your comment on the internet
@CariHere 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like Unus Annus without the Unus.
@GabeGOG 3 жыл бұрын
Just pure Anus. Whoops, Annus*.
@paper-boat4326 3 жыл бұрын
He was honing his Annus powers for a whole year
@Antonio_Martinez 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’s really Unus. I mean he is wearing black.
@jerryqueer 3 жыл бұрын
anus*
@helloiamtiredallthetime.631 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say this-
@MinkeyDozMinecraft 8 ай бұрын
Finally someone who eats takis the right way
@bdogstudios4848 2 ай бұрын
Noooo, whyyyyy!
@Sage_22311 5 ай бұрын
"he can eat my chips after i've sucked the good stuff out of them" HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS😭😭
@user-ew4kc3td8t 3 жыл бұрын
I think what scares me the most is that mark has ate countless bags of takis that way.
@haroldreginald970 3 жыл бұрын
I eat all of it
@haroldreginald970 3 жыл бұрын
It's so satisfying when my mouth soaks the taki and it becomes easy to bite there's no sound when I lick it off
@deo8375 3 жыл бұрын
@@haroldreginald970 ur weird bruh
@estevanvillanueva8214 3 жыл бұрын
@@deo8375 He’s not weird it’s just different :D
@willywimpy6026 3 жыл бұрын
@@haroldreginald970 you make me want to eat takis, I already like them but you make me want to eat them with a passion
@emmalynnsparks7536 3 жыл бұрын
“And when KZfaq dies, i will ceased to exist” d-did mark just admit that he isn’t real....?
@beluganot5304 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH DID HE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
@riggity9811 3 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@strangewayfaringstranger 3 жыл бұрын
But when would YT ever die?
@beluganot5304 3 жыл бұрын
Yt will never die
@jessicaarias5381 3 жыл бұрын
@@strangewayfaringstranger so would that make Mark immortal??
@Definitelyarealperson775 3 ай бұрын
18:01 he crunches one-you’re welcome 🙌
@DiamondDude11 3 жыл бұрын
“Best before December 2020?” Uh oh, sounds like Mark’s goin to the hospital again...
@buckfella4030 3 жыл бұрын
"The doctors said they need to pump my stomach, please leave a like for one booboo kiss."
@fahadmuhamed3049 3 жыл бұрын
Remember guys the doctors they don't exist
@Lunistarrz 3 жыл бұрын
@@fahadmuhamed3049 they do @fahad Muhamed
@Cool_init 3 жыл бұрын
True
@lexmcdufflepants4332 3 жыл бұрын
peachy_sky as someone training to be one of those mythical creatures, can confirm they do not exist. No one can achieve such level of mythological greatness as a so called doctor possesses.
@TheRoyalGuardian 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he put quotes around “Eat” in the title so we can’t nag him about not actually eating the Takis
@WoWGirl6 3 жыл бұрын
I know... not very many people acknowledging the fact that he didn’t actually eat these amazing crunchy corn chips...
@xXESproductionsXx 3 ай бұрын
Does it bother anyone else the way Mark opens up chip bags?
@DOOMguy117. 3 ай бұрын
The way mark eats Takis it is a war crime
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