I always disliked the SafeSearch crap, but my school board crossed the line when they blocked CoolMathGames

Teacher: *WHAT IS THIS?!* picture: literally just a chicken Chipflake: *a b r e a s t*

Chip has really came a long way since 4 years ago. The art style is definitely noticably different from the newer videos. Great job chip.

We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.

Tip for Wikipedia: replace the "en" in the link with "simple" to simplify the wiki page and make it a bit less complicated

“WHAT IS THIS?” “Err.. a breast.” Chip you are such a character.

I accidentally destroyed every single computer in my school by uploading a multiplying gile to the shared server

This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway. One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches. So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.

We had no Safesearch and we had no teacher in the room and we had about 70% males around 14. And we didn't get an assignment, we were told to 'practice' blind typing. Within 4 minutes, we were all gasping at Murat's screen, on which a woman was intercoursing with a dog on the streets in a far away country. I don't know, I learned a lot of scary things in those hours, nothing about computers though.

Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books. Teacher: "sleep" Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia. Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"

"WHAT IS THIS" *points at chicken* "uh...a breast?"

Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took KZfaq videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.

at my school my friend avoided getting caught so long that he listened to a full 10 hours of shreksophone

Our teachers hate Wikipedia. Every time we research they always scream *”AND DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA.”*

I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up “funny pictures of black people.” For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasn’t in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, “character harassment.” So for the rest of the year we weren’t allowed to use google.

This reminds me of my school. The sensor thing is so bad that the teachers can rarely get into their own lessons. Kahoot is randomly banned on some of the computers. On others, random sites are banned. Bad stuff still gets through. About half of the stuff that’s banned is stuff we need, and half the stuff you do NOT want Highschoolers to have access to is available. And don’t even get me started on the internet…

There was an “inappropriate” ad on cool math games and the entire school got banned

My friend and I accidentally searched up "dik dik" when spamming a laptop.... And.. I found out that Dik Dik is a type of deer LMFAO thank the lord.

My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning KZfaq and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.

4:22 I hope there was mostly pictures of chicken breasts

My schools logic: Other kid: Looks at inappropriate stuff *gets a warning* Me: Listens to music while on task *gets banned*

Our school didn't really have a "child friendly" search engine. So we kept looking up the sex dictionary. And the teacher was actually oké with that cause it was "educational" 😂. We had an very open minded teacher

Ah yes, what a "normal" intro song... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO SONG I HAVE HEARD!

I literally progammed a bypasser for Linux in my institute. I can watch orange youtube and use incognito mod and the teacher couldnt watch my screen, block it or even know if it was on. I shared it with everybody and it got viral in the institute. 2 years later, teachers still dont know about this. Im considered a god since that day.

There is always that one kid that snitches

*looks back at child hood* -that’s a lot of damage-

I got in trouble for searching up penny wise in 5th grade, because one of the boys I hated told on me while the other students were fine and made jokes.. he was a party pooper ._.

Chipflake: (Searches up something inappropriate) wait why do I hear boss music? Teacher: (kicks down the door)

Wow, I am in LOVE with your accent. You can tell me whatever story you want, I'll listen to it hahaha Memes aside, I love your style, please keep it up!!!

kid chip: typo google: shows something mildly offensive teacher to google: so you have chosen death.

somebody in my class searched up the middle finger

one time in school a teacher sent an email to a kids family about his poor performance in school. turns out, they did an oops when sending it to the correct person and everyone in the curriculum (teachers families and students) ended up receiving that email.

When I was in primary 7 we were allowed to use the iPads to research something. (I forgot what we were meant to do) And these three boys were looking up *female parts*. Unfortunately the teachers had an app to check what was on the iPads screens or something so the teacher checked our screens and they all showed up on the smart board. Including the gross stuff. The boys parents got phoned to come to school and take them home immediately.

Should have exited out of the page and cleared your search history before the tattle tale and the teacher got back.

I had to print 10,000 sheets to another school using their network saying bad things before I was never able to touch a school computer again. Tip of the iceberg.....

I got those little spinny chairs banned from my school from twirling around in it and i accidentally slapped a student in the of the head so yeah i could relate to this

“A breast” M8, Thats clearly a *chicken*

In seventh grade someone had the bright idea to google their full name and see what comes up. Naturally, everyone else had to try it. That’s the day I came to the traumatizing realization that I share a name with a popular porn star :D I like the new style, and that intro’s pretty great too.

My school just banned everything with certain keywords but it wasn’t great since a lot of random stuff was banned. Like a few academic websites and stuff, it was super slow since 95% of the internet was just outright blocked. Everyone hated it, they even somehow blocked the “log in to a new account” on google thing. I’m so glad I graduated

Random story time: In 4th grade our teacher was nice enough to let us play on the computer,but it was a math game.. There was an option to draw on the screen and this group of four kept laughing,so the teacher checked on them. It turned out one of them drew a “Cheeto” (Not gonna say the real word for it) Then they all got their computers taken away for a day.

**Teacher storms in** *Teacher: WHAT IS THIS?!* *Chipflake: Uhh... It’s a breast?*

Teacher: WHAT IS THiS?!?!? Chipflake: a breast?

My brother got Wikipedia removed from school I think lol

It’s really cool to see how much your art style has progressed in these years! Also, your new voice sounds great for you.

My school bans: Cool Math Games Wikipedia Wiki Fandom Roblox Also once some kid got into google once and renamed the high school to: “Gay Nightclub for Teens” wtf Edit 9/26/20: My school made the fricking news I just want to graduate and get out of here now

Roblox is banned in my school, but not Happy wheels. edit : i just came back to this comment a year later to relize theres 1.4k likes. thats amazing. edit2 :this comment is 2 years old wow edit3 : roblox is still banned but LUCKLY HAPPY WHEELS IS FINALLY BANNED, or it got banned like 7 months after i commented this ever.. idk why i even edited this. edit4: damn bro this comment is probably my first comment LOL

I always have SafeSearch enabled but still there's these innocent websites that redirect you to "Hot singles in your area" This happened to me twice

North Korea : *bans everything* Some random school in England : hold my beer

One time in my college induction day,, a classmate searched “French Cut” but accidentally put an “n” after the “u” Putting it delicately,, it didn't end well for him ":)

I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.

My two friends and I got changing the school iPad wallpapers banned for every grade. Suffice to say we were not innocent.

This got recommended this 3 years later for me

Someone : Hey Chipflake what's your artstyle? Chipflake: *YES*

the teachers at my school are legit triggered because we find a way around every ban

“That makes their necks seam retractable”💀

Who else is not a furry but loves this channel and their oc?

In my school, when I was in grade 7. We were given our own laptops that we can take home. All ours. Our school was apparently extremely rich.

I got banned from school computers for printing 500 papers that say *Ok this is cool* Edit: I’m not unbanned intill highschool 😂

What I think of this story is 10 Bing and 3 Googles out of 19 burritos

LMAO WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THAT THE TEACHER WILL SEE 😂😂😂 and I understand how u feel with the "always telling on you" kid, those people are SO ANNOYING

I got shrek banned once. Good times.

banning google: Not reasonable. banning you from computers: Reasonable

The Stupidest thing I've ever searched up was banana sundae just because I want to get hungry

the second story is the definition of male humor

I was doing a project about Egypt (I did all the work btw) and my partner searched Sphinx. He spelled it wrong. Long story short many pictures of old women wearing nothing but bras and spanks appeared on the screen and everyone still talks about it to this day

I do have a story,here it goes: When i was a 11 years old kid whit not that much of knowing,i searched xxx,it was the worse thing i ever done I was traumatized.

Damn 5 years already, I remember watching this on a Sunday night, after playing Roblox and Mario 64 on my emulator while eating chips and xhilling with mom

I recall how back in school, safe searches were frustrating beyond measure. You try to search for something simple for a school project and you keep getting this stupid page that says "Can't Go there". Chatrooms (remember those?) were also banned cause one time a girl said hello in this one chatroom and some one sent her a bunch of naked pictures.

Every website except for Typingclub, Khan Academy, and Zearn is banned from my school computer.

CHIP! *we are UTTERLY HORRIFIED THAT YOU BROUGHT UP HOW GIRLS CAN PEE IN THIS VIDEO.* we were not aware that this is possible, and I will be contacting youtube to urge them to remove this *HORRIFYING and disgusting* content. Signed, Your Old School ps: good vid lol ;33

hi chipflake, i go to school in germany, and for many teachers it's like "rebelling" or a "criminal act" if you say your oinion about something, and i once got a expulsion, or however its called in english, because of that. i told the teacher that saying my opinion is like a fundamental right but she didn't care

One time I searched up "Poo" And it popped up with 💩 and the next day my teacher was like "Somebody has searched somthing inappropriate and if you lie you will go "on duty" so I came up to the teacher and said " I searched up poo" and the teacher was like "ew why did u search that" I lied I also searched up pingas and elgoog

Oh.... No.... "Peecock"

Intro is so amazing! And the story was pretty funny too lol. I love the style you're going with! Keep up the great work Chip!

hi Chipflake! I really like this video, its cool and i really like the art. But I have a few questions: 1. How long have you been an animater/drawer? 2. Are you inspired by anyone? If so, whos your inspiration? 3. What app do you use to draw? 4. Is it okay if i do some fanart for you? Those were some questions I have/had. You dont need or have to answer these. Im just curious.

Back in elementary school, my teachers starting from 3rd grade after I was moved to a different school were using Google Classroom for online assignments. Although it was a bit hard to use considering that elementary schools give you just one teacher to do all the work for you (in 5th grade I had to switch between two over and over again) I actually kinda liked it. Once I entered middle school in the 2019-2020 school year, it was still being used, and it was a lot easier to use because of the new periods system (my school uses something I call the A-day-B-day system where 4 of your 8 classes are on each A day and B day, which repeat in a pattern). But then COVID happened and I was limited to distance learning for my time in 7th grade. Only thing is, although it took me a few days to notice, Google Classroom was no longer in use. Instead, my teachers were using something called "Schoology" for online assignments (which was basically every single assignment that I ever took for that whole school year.) This year, in all the chaos distance learning has caused, with all the 8th graders screwing around like brainless monkeys (often roughhousing or even using curse words), Schoology was still in use, which made me feel like Loudoun County Public Schools had scrapped using Google Classroom permanently. It's something I can't really prove until I start my freshman year of high school. Wish 8th-grader me good luck trying to live through the worst school environment possible only to figure out if Independence High School uses Google Classroom or Schoology the following school year! (god that was a lot to type)

"What is this?" "A breast" OwO I'm laughing so hard rn

For some reason I find it adorable how you say "What? That's not what I searched for!" at 2:33

My teachers use goguardian and it basically blocks crafting sites from the school computers. For example, youtube or Instagram. That teachers also have the ability to close out any of your tabs. So much for privacy.

There will never be a safer search than books, and even then, books can't always be safe.

The title has me hooked already, also love the new style

No matter how safe the computers were in my school I always managed to get through the security system and proxy. Nobody was able to stop me back then :D

Some new girl in 4th grade searched up "pp" on her chromebook fully aware of what was going to pop up and then we all got banned from our chromebooks. Goodjob Samantha, goodjob

Banning Google? No. Banning you from using the computers? Also no. CHAOS!!!!

AHH THE INTRO IS EVERYTHING AHHHH ITS AMAZING

My whole primary school when the teachers banned cool maths games : so you have chosen death

I got oobleck banned at my school by leaving it to dry, getting the powder and snorting it, good times

Chip was a good, innocent child. Then she saw a breast picture on Wikipedia. This sole event is what led her to ride a moped to class, join a moped gang, and snort crushed PopRocks candy while chugging CapriSun pouches. Chipflake was never the same again. So remember kids, computers are evil and you should never use the internet.

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next time i get to actual school, I'm blasting dream speedrun music on the computer and sprinting out of the class

our school doesnt know what safesearch is so we can do a little trolling

You're supposed to use school computers for research? I always thought they were just for playing crappy Flash games in class

Hey I'm back from my Christmas break! First of all I wanna give a big THANK YOU for 22k subs! Honestly it is surreal to think that I've come this far in just under 1 year and it's all thanks to you

What a coincidence, my school banned google

Ahahaha.....KZfaq had only been around for one year when I graduated high school... :'3 -old man voice- "Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to the library, if we wanted to watch videos about peeing standing up!"

Banning Google : WTF is wrong with you teacher?!?! Getting banned from laptop: I do it everyday Conclusion: Use your phones kids

I was just sitting intently waiting for the intro then _BAM! SUPER HYPED!!!_ Awesome video, loved everything about it! Glad your having fun making content and look forward to the next video!

2:33 that "what" is so amazing

Certified “oopsie daisy” moment

His teachers: EEEEEEEEEE my teachers: Meh My teachers when I wear a hoodie: EEEEEEEEE