“Is the bar that low?” Miss girl, she’s literally poor and starving of course she wants a daddy who can throw bread at her

his master's degree was obviously in pop cultural references

it’s the way peeta mellark pulled the ‘if it weren’t for the baby’ card outta nowhere, plunging the entire capitol into chaos with nothing but his wits, he really was THAT bitch

whoever taught Mike the word 'girlboss' needs to be held accountable

“I’m going to put everyone in breakout groups.” The WORST SENTENCE.

"she's not like other girls. she sings, she threatens the cat, she sneaks through the fence, she's a barb, she's does it all." 😭

Omg of course. She liked gale because he gave her bread, but Pita literally is a bread.... it all makes so much sense.

the way that mike so casually references a million different things in each sentence.... i am in awe.

I swear "girlboss" is the new "cultural reset" for Michaelini Microphoni.

Mike: I can’t stand anyone under the age of 15 Also Mike: Rue IS the main character, go girlboss slay

"your name is gale. worry about that." gale has been found with third degree burns all over his body after this

I saw a theory that since foxface was shown to know so much about plants, she probably knew that the berries were poison and deliberately chose to kill herself. It's so sad when u remember how she bumped into katniss day one and didn't try to kill her, she was probably a very kind soul outside of the games.

Katniss walked so all the dystopian girl bosses could run 👁👄👁

This has overwhelming “popular girl unexpectedly really got into the assigned novel and has been asked to present a book report to the class” energy.

backstage in untucked after the ceremony 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 plssss

You know if Tyra Banks could have made the girls k-word each other in the arena for that Next Model Management contract she would have tho

when mike said “imma put you guys in breakout rooms” I shot out of bed. That triggered my fight of flight

Peeta in the arena just whipping out a watercolur set and painting himself into a tree while everyone else is killing eachother

“Peeta’s annoying me.... but so is Katniss” finally I can relate to someone

"maybe the girl bosses downstairs would've been fine if they stanned loona... But they didn't so they weren't." i lost it bestie

bestie I am begging you to do this for the divergent movies, I know it would be the pinnacle of comedy

katniss is a triple threat, as in she's constantly being threatened by at least three other people at any given time

can we talk about how he doesn’t like bread... i literally trusted u

This has exactly the vibes of a capitol influencer reviewing the games themselves, which I find terrifying! Congrats mike's mic, we slip closer to dystopia every day

mike could literally sit and stare at the camera for an hour and I’d still be entertained lol

Katniss was literally the blueprint for all the dystopian girlbosses and Peeta is her dramatic trophy hubby like “if it wasn’t for the baby” in Catching Fire was 👌🏻

“It’s Owen Wilson but it’s *not* Owen Wilson.” 😂 Best description of Woody Harrelson I’ve ever heard.

Why am I just now realizing that every young adult book adaptation movie’s main character is not like other girls

i have concluded that peeta does not look like charlie puth. he is simply: a white man

the fact that primrose ends up dying anyway is such anti-girlboss energy its shocking

Please don't ever delete your videos, people can reference this golden commentary full of clever 2020 humor for academic purposes in the future

Fun fact: In the first book, those CGI monstocities that were the "beast things" - actually had the dead contestant's faces on them.

Rare aesthetic:✨A little bit trucker and a little bit Niki ninja Stan✨

This is making me realise all the hunger games tributes were basically twitch streamers and I don’t know how to process that information 🏃🏾‍♀️

a cornucopia is a ‘horn of plenty’ in Greco-Roman mythology it was associated with the goddess of agriculture and fertility Demeter/Ceres. it was a horn filled with fruit and grain, thus making sense for the place in the games where all of the supplies needed for survival are. and linking into the themes of bread and agriculture. in conclusion susanne collins is a bread obsessed classicist and i love her for that

“Katniss volunteered for the clout”, I just keep laughing every 2 seconds watching this.

"Owen Wilson but not Owen Wilson", "she's continuing her twitch journey" "your name is Gale - worry about that"

When you accidently say "kill" after sayin k-word the whole time

“now in her burnt era” LMFAOOO

"Foxface" actually k worded herself with those poison berries:( in the training sequence before the games it was shown that one of her specialities was knowing all berries, mushrooms and things in nature. Which means she would've known those were poison berries.

bestie you can’t post this without doing one for the rest of the hunger games franchise

Its come to my attention that hunger games is just a rupauls drag race spin off and Im living for it

"she's not like other girls. she sings, she threatens the cat" SENT ME

mike will be happy to hear he changed my vocabulary because now i actively say “girl boss” “colapsed” and “ *blank* is giving me *blank* ”

"your name is Gale, worry about that" IM DECEASED YOU REALLY WENT IN

"katniss is spiralling, what's new" u just summarized the entire series

"5 girlbosses of force" and "suzanne its on sight" were it for me

If Rue didn't die she would have been the main character. She has a back story with her mum, two special skills/tricks (climbing trees well and figuring out if people are close by). Shes kind, she can think on her feet and shes much younger than most of the people there. She's much more interesting than Katniss and she should have been the main character. Also I doubt a child has ever won the games so it would have been interesting to people in the movie as well as to us the viewers. Petition to remake the hunger games where Rue is the main character and lives.

"Katniss is walking around trying to find a new tree to bullet journal in" SENT ME

Stanley Tucci actually studied Chris Harrison on the bachelor for his role ☠️

The severe lack of twilight content on this channel is upsetting me and my homegirls. We NEED a twilight video

“maybe the girlbosses downstairs would have been fine if they stanned loona” sir im losing my mind

Seneca Crane's facial hair gets a yes from my breakout group. Proper villain vibes 💅

"I'm gonna put you all in breakout rooms" anxiety: 📈

"your name is Gale- worry about that." WHEN I TELL U I SPAT OUT MY DRINK-

Actually the girl that ate the poison, I think it was trying to imply that she killed herself like willingly b/c earlier when they were all like working on their skills. She was identifying all of the nature/leaves/berries correctly like it was her thing. So sis knew what she was eating and ate anyway.

"she gets a gift from her sponsor skillshare" you love to see it

I love how you brushed over what happened with Rue. We do not have space for emotional damage on this channel, even if it's an important motivator for the rest of the series

"Any being under the age of 15 years old is giving me a base level frustration" yes

i swear if he doesn't do this for all the hunger games sequels there will be hell to pay

“oscar de la renta 2005” just orbited me into space. i am now a satellite.

the facial hair is 100% a yes, no questions asked. he ATE that look more than katniss and peeta ate the poison berries and I KNOW THATS A LOW BAR, but still, my point stands.

7:57 - it never occurred to me that people outside America might be less familiar with cornucopias. It’s a Greek concept, literally means “horn of plenty,” but it’s commonly used in America as a symbol for Thanksgiving Day. It’s basically a wicker basket with a bunch of food spilling out.

“I dOnT lIkE bReAd” Weren’t you the one wanting to eat the whole stick of butter miss? And then proceeded to put said butter on the three pieces of bread you ate? What’s the real story?!!

Skill Share: The official sponsor of BaddieArrow GirlbossTingz

“skillshare sends her some fugly ointment” has been repeating in my head all day 😭

"Maybe the girbosses downstairs would have been fine if they stanned Loona, but they didn't"

Mike: “Maybe the girlbosses downstairs would’ve been fine if they’d stanned Loona” Me: “what did he sayyyy???”

the panic i felt when he said “I’m going to put you into breakout rooms” was all too real

That Haymitch could be magically replaced with Owen Wilson at any moment and literally none of us would notice

I will never get over the fact that you did not even acknowledge the scene in which the guy with the weird facial hair looks at the glass bowl filled with berries. A travesty

I understood 96% of the words in this video and I've never felt more connected to pop culture in my life.

"any being under the age of 15 gives me a base level of frustration" j*mes ch*rles can’t relate

STOP 💀💀💀 i love you just throwing up pop references every 3 words

You can’t convince me that you didn’t somehow enter my mind, detect my exact sense of humor, and create this video specifically to itch my brain in all the right ways.

PLEASE this video will be INDECIPHERABLE in years to come. i’m utterly obsessed

katniss' skillshare sponsorship sjkekdkr straight up took me out, please do twilight 😭

If I'm being honest, the energy that I'm trying to radiate at all times is a femme fatale Mike's Mic.

every single sentence in this video is a literary masterpiece

i love catching fire so much but it always pissed me off how we had to watch katniss and peta's sloppy kisses but they moved the camera away as soon as finnick gave peta mouth to mouth to LITERALLY save his life

“And she gets a gift from her sponsor Skillshare.” The way I SNORTED ✋🏼💀💀

my sister convinced our parents to buy a mahogany table for our kitchen bcuz of that line. effies influence ✨

We read the book for english in year 7 as like a “fun treat” for the students and for literally no reason some guy in my class convinced my english teacher that cato’s name was actually “Cato Reckts” and I’ll never forget it

"maybe the girl bosses downstairs would've been fine if they stanned loona, but they didn't, so they won't" KSJSHSUAOAOALAJG I SCREAMED-

But like, I feel like we could trick the next generation into reading the Hunger Games if we renamed it archery girlboss

“Any being under 15 years old gives me a base level frustration” I relate

it annoys me that they cut Madge out of the movie, it makes so much more sense to acquire the badge from her; it gives the mockingjay more meaning too

the way that michael microphone has his own language and the fact that we understand it

Yes, Peeta and Charlie Puth look similar - they share the same eyes and mouth shape, but their facial structure is completely different (word count: 22)

"Gift from her sponsor Skillshare" had me DYING. Love you Mike 😂

Not me only now realizing how funny it is that a man named Peeta makes bread 🤣

"unfortunately i don't really like bread" your honor she's LYING!!! i watched you eat a whole baguette once

mike's mic: the capitol's leading hunger games commentator since caesar flickerman disappeared in The Incident

"I could do a little bit of like a plot recap situation. Not a new concept, but a new concept for me." And so Mike's Mic was reborn.

“It’s game day. Finally. The kids are about to k word each other.” 😭

I’m only going to call katniss and gale, “katana and wind” from now on

We would NOT be able to handle the impact, if girlboss Rue had more screentime

4:40 Rewatching in the background in 2023, and let me tell you the twitch I felt when I heard I was getting put into a breakout room…

omg bestie i loved this, the accuracy in giving the real facts with everybody's names and true plot while completely giving us t h a t narrative was stunning and my favourite thing i've ever watched i would like to now request twilight bby go wild x

"a man appears and ruins everything." SPEAK ON THAT