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I love that you guys aren't afraid to flirt with each other, a lot of couples are hesitant to be affectionate on their platform and y'all are just so sweet and I hope you continue to be obsessed with each other (affectionate)

The way Kris' smile lights up her whole face when she's with him! 😍😍 So happy for y'all! Also, just like to give Jay some praise for another excellently edited video (:

The little blush flounce when Caleb says, "You wouldn't be able to converse." 😙🤌 adorable.

"you wouldnt be able to converse😏" WOAH THERE.

Jay uncomfy is so relatable! I love you Jay!!! ❤ 😊

The "S/O's cheating on each other" bit is essentially the plot of Escape (The Piña Colada Song). Lol

15:58 i really felt bad for Jay 😭😭😭 ia m still feelin bad , i feel u Jay , i can see that loneliness 😭 keep grinding brother

The way he has his arm around Kris is the cutest🥹 she looks so happy and that makes me happy🥹🥹 more videos of you 2 please😊 and Kevin🥰

The dynamic between Kris and her BF, reacting to those awkward messages, is comedy gold.

1:06 "I'm just a regular 43 year old man" the reference to the previous video had me rolling

He makes Kris so happy, and that's what she deserves. And Oompaville, if you hurt her, I will find you. And your grandmother. Love you guys ❤❤❤

they went full sims mode 6:01

I love the Jay input/ commentary. We need more Jay!

Jay's reaction it's sooo relatable xD But seriously, you and Caleb are so adorable together, i'm really happy for you Kris ❤❤

When Caleb changes the voice at 17:44 he reminds me of Popeye. "I've got to save me Olive."😂

15:55 AW! We love you Jay!!!

jay is a MENACE for that ending omfg 😭

the cutest couple i've seen, you can tell they make each other so happy. I'm happy that they're happy, Kris you got a good one and Caleb, you got a good one.

7:20 bro said “I don’t know what” in french im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

Caleb…. Sir…… what are you doing here 8:28 😂

Yall are literally the most chaotic couple ever and I love that

Y’all are adorably hilarious! 😂 Your cheeks must hurt from smiling & laughing so much when you two are together lol..We def need more Oompaville & Kris content! 🖤

from 5:36 - 5:51 the entire time i was singing "Do you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain" as its pretty much the same story line but not a dating app, and less violent of course 😂

I had cancer twice as a kid and teenager and the way people act around you and treat you is the most annoying thing ever so you two got that right. My only friends and people I hang out with now are the ones who would crack jokes about it and not doing that entire annoying thing people do where they want to throw a pity party and treat you like you're a delicate piece of glass that will shatter if you do anything.

We must protect this wholesome couple at all costs.

Jay is amazing I'm dying of laughter here Really the magic of editing 😂😂 (and our dirty minds)😂

I love with my whole being that auntie Kris found someone who loves her for all of her and her flaws and baggage and all her "Nieces and Nephews" ❤ you deserve everything

Brooo poor Jay. We live you jayyy you'll find someone perfect for you that's for sure because you are amazingg

“Who’s the cutest couple you’ve ever seen?” Me: * sends this video*

Kris, I love how you're fully yourself with Caleb. I was watching a few of your videos from a few years ago, and the difference in your openness, natural ease, vulnerability, and fully-expressed humor, was actually quite striking to me to witness in a then vs now sort of way. It's very easy to tell you're just yourself around him, and that you relax into your dynamic with one another. Also, the banter you two have is so cute! Praying for and wishing the best for you guys, and your relationship is beautiful to witness. :) Love you!

2:31 “machine learning engineer” is someone who either writes “ai” code or writes prompts into “ai” and works on those complex poems that make ai do insane things. It’s not an actual job/profession. But it’s even funnier, that’s the other person is having the same responses an ai would have.

It’s so vascular!😂😂😂😂😂 Jaye edits… LOVE YOU SO MUCH JAYE!!!!

I’ve grown up watching these two and to see them together is so heartwarming

15:57 can relate Jay😅❤

"It's so vascular!" ...Whatcha lookin at Kris when you're saying that- 🙃

Thank you Chris. I was really depressed today and I couldn’t find any videos that would cheer me up so I finally went to the notifications tab and your video popped up even though it is 10 o’clock at night your video made my day thank you they always do. Also, I just want to say I adore you. You are an amazing person. Thank you.❤

I just love that they are the same person with the same humor just in two different genders, love you guys❤

Best couple on the internet.

Jay is pure gold. We will NEVER know what they were talking about at the end lol! Also being the person to edit a couple's video must be kinda uncomfy since I'm sure there was more cute flirting that had to be cut out for the video to flow well. The video had very entertaining content and was edited beautifully. 10/10.

Kris: picks piece of food off Caleb and eats it herself Also Kris: 💫Recycling💫

19:48 “that’s gonna be on Reddit” - KallmeKris I love this dynamic ❤ Love you, guys! ❤

Thank you so much Kris for just being funny, and such a lovable person. So happy you’re happy with Caleb. Can’t wait for more content with you two. ❤❤

I find it wholesome how Caleb just keeps his arm around you towards the end

5:09 (Wife goes on Tinder and finds husband while scrolling) Wife: Why are you on Tinder?! Husband: Why are YOU on Tinder?!

The matching of energy between u two us adorable❤

I seriously love Kris and Caleb’s relationship its so adorable ❤❤

I’m Icelandic and the saying is “Þetta reddast” What you said sounded like “þetta er rass” which means “this is an ass” 😂😂😂

Two dots actually looks like a game I'd actually play. That's refreshing

Yall are so cute I'm crying, ❤️😭literally perfect for each other ☺️love u Kris 😙

I'm a huge fan, and I'm so happy those two are together they are so sweet and funny!

15:54: The cut scene to Jay's (assumed fake) lonely awkwardness was great. Nice touch. That was funny. 😂

I’m very happy for Kris and they are super cute and all, but Jay… Jay, you are my soul brother. Your editing is fire, and those interjections of yourself looking sad and lonely, feeling the singleness, you touch my heart. The timing is perfect, and you made this video. Thank you Jay.

10:36 “AHHHHHHHHHHH” -oopaville

Hey Kris, I saw you posted and I immediately jumped for joy. My sister had surgery yesterday and it’s sad seeing her just laying on the couch sad. But you always make my day. I love that you found someone that can make you as happy as you make us. You’re such an amazing person and I wish I could meet you. I hope you have a fantastic day 💕

You guys are literally the cutest couple ever, I love the way you look into each other's eyes, it's just so innocent and special, I know that sounds a bit cringy but my God is it true, and the way you (Kris) said that you feel safe with him just made me so unbelievably happy for you guys

"therapy" *shut up* has me absolutely dying

Literally, in love with your guy's relationship. Match made in heaven ❤

10:56 “Please knock, the doorbell doesn’t work. Scrap that: infuriates me”

I SWEAR TO GOD THE THUMBNAIL ON THIS VID SCARE ME TF OUT 😂

The accident was everything lol

5:40 [slow fade up to our of tune singing] “DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS….. AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN….”

It’s a good day when you post

As a Icelander myself it was very amusing watching them attempt a Icelandic accent 😂😂

I love Jay! 😂 his reactions are always so funny. Same though. I always feel super awkward for some reason when other people are PDAing 😅

Who else thinks Kris should convince Caleb to do her voiceover? Jay did a great job but now Kris has a bf!!

Haven’t even finished it and already know I’m gonna be laughing to hard-

5:51 - the movie idea is basically a modern day "Pina Colada" song

16:43: That guy's written response was epic! Bravo. Well done. 🤣👌👏🏼

these videos with you two are my absolute favorites :))❤

Krissss love the hair as always😸

Y’all are so cute together! You truly deserve this Kris!!! ❤🎉🎉🎉

5:56 as an icelandic person this is hilarious 🤣

No but I have been watching kris since she first ever started and I have never seen her so happy and I am so happy for her she deserves so much after everything she has been through ❤❤

OMG OOMPAVILLE AND CALLMEKRIS ARE MY FAVORITE KZfaqRS AND THAT THEYRE A COUPLE MADE MY DAY!

Also..lmao his voice reading is sooooo spot on with the nerdy brother from napoleon dynamite lmao!!

The way Kris' cheeks are just red the whole time and the way she smiles when looking at him are so adorable! True goals right there

5:32 aaaaaaand that’s how I caught my ex cheating :)))) my best friend had tinder- sent me his profile

Started watching ypu both about the same time 5 years ago and seeing you two now is so lovely glad this has happened 😍 you seem great together 😊

Lol modern Pina Colada Song is is a couple matching with themselves on tinder 😂

Kallmekris is literally so funny I love her

8:40 🫢 OOOoOooOOooOO!!!

Oompy learning what an ‘x’ means is adorable haha

7:59 oh, my gosh! listen to how well Kris knows him. I thought this whole "Boyfriend" thing was just a collab gimmick with another KZfaqr. But, she really does understand him. 👩‍❤‍👨

12:08 my 6arelyhuman brain got activated, XOXO KIZZES HUGZ, XOXO KIZZES HU-

I love when they make videos together.

All I think of when Caleb said “revolutionary rizz” was the part in Hamilton when Maria reynolds came to Hamilton during say no to this😂

The teeth actually got me for a sec there

13:45 did they just get engaged?

Hi love your content

"So quite literally get on my level" Had me rolling on the floor 🤣

1:34 Kris made a video were she was on a dating app lol (and I know she didn't use real pictures or her real name)

Yall are so cute together ❤❤❤❤❤

Honestly u two together ur energy bounces of each other and i looove it u guys are couple goals fr fr

10:16 Dude, you missed the perfect opportunity! "I have no value in myself." "Yeah, and that's a crazy, bizarre amount of value."

6:45 sounded like they were having a stroke😂

18:58 This Elizabeth is scared 😂

Jay, you never fail to make me laugh, that gag at the end was hilarious. You’re awesome.

You two are so good together! I enjoy watching your calibrations. Love you, Kris! -Can

aka bisexual panic