I WILL Put You On The Floor Mate 🚫🛥️🛸😡❌

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13 күн бұрын

Another visit to Sunseeker this time the Portland branch - Coode Way, Portland DT5 1BL where security are first of all quite aggressive with the vibe but then calms down and jokes around about things hes done.
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@andrewsmith532 11 күн бұрын

Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂

@Darren-ff4oc 11 күн бұрын

A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂

@juanrodrigues2258 11 күн бұрын

🤥🤥🤥

@IsobelIsobel123 11 күн бұрын

Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂

@LesterCrest.I 11 күн бұрын

Opened the comments soon as i heard that.

@chucky2316 11 күн бұрын

I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later

@MrSlipstreem 11 күн бұрын

"I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you." What a strange conversation that was!

@prnothall9302 11 күн бұрын

...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.

@whatevermakesyouhappy5932 11 күн бұрын

Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.

@peterfitzpatrick7032 11 күн бұрын

.... and a gerbil 😏

@jamaicanjock6305 11 күн бұрын

Hilarious 😆 belter

@chrischatfield8550 11 күн бұрын

steven seagull yaYYYYYYYY🤣😂🙂

@danielbisok8603 11 күн бұрын

VHS lmao.

@GRAMDAVNO1 11 күн бұрын

BS tapes more like 😂

@surgevincent4738 11 күн бұрын

Sounds like the sort of thing Gareth from the office would say

@Benji66820 11 күн бұрын

I think there’s been a drone up there.

@ikonuk 11 күн бұрын

@@Benji66820 brilliant 👏👏👏

@markderv 11 күн бұрын

.....sounded like him too.....

@adiohead 11 күн бұрын

🤣

@Davidculshaw70 10 күн бұрын

Trained in the SAS

@WeAreThePeople1690 11 күн бұрын

Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe! Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!

@creekyknee 11 күн бұрын

You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.

@martinthornley237 8 күн бұрын

Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SuBxDon 7 күн бұрын

Howling 🤣🤣🤣

@teamcuba2000 Күн бұрын

Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!

@supermotohead119 11 күн бұрын

That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.

@markm3436 11 күн бұрын

Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,

@factcheckersbranch Күн бұрын

Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️

@tecnogof 11 күн бұрын

Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.

@factcheckersbranch Күн бұрын

"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.

@Marius_vanderLubbe 11 күн бұрын

He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.

@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits 8 күн бұрын

Haha

@stephenhoran7597 7 күн бұрын

Watch what your saying he's a frightening man

@davidbarton5974 11 күн бұрын

Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!

@pinkypunky2643 10 күн бұрын

So does your mother and your kids!

@1701-TP 8 күн бұрын

Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.

@mrjb7789 11 күн бұрын

Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder

@sorkmine 11 күн бұрын

Yeah, but its likely pure bull.

@mrjb7789 11 күн бұрын

@@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny

@andymcnab2.0 11 күн бұрын

All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.

@joeaustin5901 13 сағат бұрын

Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.

@PINACI 11 күн бұрын

Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !

@garyevans8116 11 күн бұрын

I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.

@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits 8 күн бұрын

@@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess

@garyevans8116 8 күн бұрын

@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.

@paulc2007 11 күн бұрын

So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?

@browndirtcowboy396 8 күн бұрын

I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@H4WK6969 11 күн бұрын

Security isnt the brightest of bulbs

@ef7480 11 күн бұрын

'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆

@ajc0423 11 күн бұрын

Put you on the floor 🤣🤣 Got to love these security guards, great video 👍

@grahammarsh9970 11 күн бұрын

Billy bullshit

@jimwatson6833 9 күн бұрын

Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night

@ToddBurge-sh8iq 11 күн бұрын

That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera Well done DJE Media loving the channel

@bobikdylan 11 күн бұрын

I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.

@Yawnymcsnore 11 күн бұрын

This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor

@GavTatu 11 күн бұрын

that's not what i've heard about your nan ?

@Barry80Elms 11 күн бұрын

Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…

@robbenson4598 10 күн бұрын

I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.

@jamieb3039 11 күн бұрын

What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chucky2316 11 күн бұрын

123 then barrel roll we go on 3

@nigelcarren 11 күн бұрын

Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship! This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍

@davidgillespie8910 11 күн бұрын

Ooh your solid jason

@Ohjeffrey79 11 күн бұрын

Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂

@5150show 11 күн бұрын

The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night

@ef7480 11 күн бұрын

Ahh the false sense of 'security' of putting on the 'hi viz' when turning up for work - makes you invincible. This little guy is a psychologist's dream case...'seriously'

@hw4a1k 11 күн бұрын

Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!

@philbarrett3739 11 күн бұрын

It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.

@saltymemesmith 11 күн бұрын

Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.

@cockywatchman1976 11 күн бұрын

Haha, he couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag

@dwwcanada 10 күн бұрын

I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict

@Wigglythegreat2 11 күн бұрын

Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.

@wickedmanrick2582 8 күн бұрын

Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂

@d3vious119 10 күн бұрын

The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂

@MJ88Owl 11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂

@Steve-tp6to 11 күн бұрын

Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.

@RRose800 11 күн бұрын

Their entitlement is ridiculous.

@teamcuba2000 Күн бұрын

That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.

@scruffyalice-ff5pz 11 күн бұрын

Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂

@Rockape2620 10 күн бұрын

You know with your build putting you to the floor would be the safest option for him.

@JAS0NPYATT 11 күн бұрын

that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job

@markosmith8037 Күн бұрын

I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor

@fitzpatrickken 11 күн бұрын

The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!

@malcolmmason6770 11 күн бұрын

This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.

@ThunderChunky101 11 күн бұрын

Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.

@djsiimz 11 күн бұрын

I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them

@davidgillespie8910 11 күн бұрын

Ha ha nae bother bruce 😄

@djsiimz 11 күн бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@shivaunt71 11 күн бұрын

Softly spoken assassin! 😂

@chucky2316 11 күн бұрын

Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S

@shivaunt71 11 күн бұрын

@@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂

@morewithmorri 10 күн бұрын

Please stop playing dumb with these people. State the facts and crack on with your public video. They don't even need to know you're there.

@LastPinster 10 күн бұрын

Dude is tough because he beat up a drunk guy 🙄 And then 'threw him' , what a lovely bloke 😂

@johnklockyer 11 күн бұрын

I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂

@andrewgleeson3946 10 күн бұрын

that so called security man big man talk. all mouth no action. I would deffo like to see him try what a complete tool.

@muntenated 5 күн бұрын

'I'll put you on the floor...', my response ; 'Well, after you've tried, I hope for your sake your ground game is on point'.

@user-vu3hz5lz9n 3 күн бұрын

The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’. The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.

@MegaDringy 11 күн бұрын

What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man

@fluidjazz Күн бұрын

The Security Guard seems to be a Pathological liar

@Hec901 11 күн бұрын

Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough

@sharonlewis1909 10 күн бұрын

Absolutely hilarious when the security man rolled his sleeve up to be Mr tough and his sleeve rolled back down 😂😂😂😂 x

@UGQD 11 күн бұрын

Bless him😂😂 he’s a little special isn’t he 😂😂

@HeavensCry 11 күн бұрын

Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin

@dianagraham8093 11 күн бұрын

Phil Mitchell security 😂

@barryabell5410 4 күн бұрын

Good ol' Chuck Norris as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣

@mrtracing3292 9 күн бұрын

I'm getting Jay Cartwright vibes of this guy. What a bullshiter

@wickedmanrick2582 8 күн бұрын

He completed secruity mate he got promoted to putins right hand man😂😂😂

@proper1254 7 күн бұрын

Security sounds like a bully to me...on the floor my arse 😂

@seanverney4475 11 күн бұрын

Security isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer

@sharonlewis1909 10 күн бұрын

Well I didn't know wish was selling security guards 😂😂😂

@uptowndisco2 10 күн бұрын

Put you on the floor , he would have to catch you first 🤣

@gibsonms 11 күн бұрын

We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails. It seems this is somewhat true.

@scruffyalice-ff5pz 11 күн бұрын

You could start your own version of Pokemon, you already have the first one😂

@petermurphy8580 9 күн бұрын

Legend in his own lunch time

@martynlucas2691 7 күн бұрын

Bragging about nearly killing someone for being on private property. What a prick!

@nigelwooldridge615 11 күн бұрын

Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know

@neilgaffney9232 2 сағат бұрын

Claude Van Security Man lmao 🤭

@allywatt7964 5 күн бұрын

Bet he was on the balcony in the 80s as well 😂

@john-de5vf 11 сағат бұрын

The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂

@woods19364 10 күн бұрын

He has just sacked himself LoL.

@Seperate-EntityFC 5 күн бұрын

Is it just me who gets severe cringe listening to that patter? My auto response is to feel sorry for them and assume they are simple..

@bhambhole 11 күн бұрын

Well, that certainly isn't nice. You seem to always find the violent ones. Stay safe, DJE.

@Elezium 11 күн бұрын

How did he put the guy "in a sleeper"? Did he talk to him or something?

@shamilton8043 2 күн бұрын

Security nearly killed a drunk, drugged man with a sleeper 😮😮😮😮😂

@vloggingjournalist-ux5pe 11 күн бұрын

Well done pal

@charliemctruth 11 күн бұрын

He'll go far.

@mclaren44 11 күн бұрын

comedy gold

@NeiljaySpooner_23 11 күн бұрын

Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣 Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!

@moonpawooe7134 11 күн бұрын

Hardest job in the world fighting your way out of a paper bag

@Audit-The-Auditors-UK 8 күн бұрын

When you were looking at the helicopter you were very close to a wind turbine. Observation is key when in control of your aircraft…

@Davidculshaw70 10 күн бұрын

Computer says NO

@jjohnnyr59 10 күн бұрын

Think the security guard is getting mixed up between unarmed combat and ankle nibbling 😂

@duanefry3360 4 күн бұрын

Great scenery 👌

@Davidculshaw70 10 күн бұрын

Comedy gold

@groovedodger 11 күн бұрын

I think most of those hulls and things in the yard are moulds they lay fibreglass onto to make parts.

@jamesfirth2392 11 күн бұрын

I know that guard, he fought Henry Cooper.

@Ernie.AKA.Britney-May 10 күн бұрын

The green things in the yard are actually the molds for making the hull and other components

@matthewhopkins7042 8 күн бұрын

"It's being disrespectful." The heliport next door doesn't respect them then?

@carl90210 11 күн бұрын

Who’s buying all these yachts and can they provide a fully legit proof of source of wealth?

@hassyg4083 11 күн бұрын

most expensive parts of London are owned by foreign dictators and whoever else. Elite are Elite gov is happy they do business in UK turn a blond eye

@Lewi_cali 11 күн бұрын

Jiu-jitsu john😂

@wilky33 6 күн бұрын

Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣

@stephenhoran7597 7 күн бұрын

You were lucky you got out alive with rambo on duty😂😂😂

@369spacetime 9 күн бұрын

Love it

@wrightcarl1181 10 күн бұрын

There was something intimidating about his calmness

@johnsavage1109 11 күн бұрын

Ha ha ha, security guard is a legend in his own mind. What a tosser.......

@Z3n1tHL0rD 6 күн бұрын

I think all the green items are moulds for making glass fibre hulls

@maxpaynepower1 11 күн бұрын

You’re talking to Kong hong phooey!

@cedricbottom2932 11 күн бұрын

He turned out to be a really great man

@stephenhoran7597 7 күн бұрын

Scarey security gaurd I'm not going to sleep tonight