Abbyn V I’m so stupid i missed the 12 followers bit😫

Elove Xx 0:22

baGby Sepins I heard it but I didn’t clock the joke

Abbyn V oh duh, blue check. I didn’t get that at first 🤦🏼‍♂️

Abbyn V vertified of the eyes are God

MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT, OMG!!

Omg this is golden

👏👏👏, bravo sir.

G-e-n-i-u-s 😎🤙🏽

Brilliant.

I did .... too funny....

LMBO!

Shani Pottinger Me!!!

yep

I did you enjoy it more

Yes 😂😂😂

I've been to Bible study so much I got that straight away This man is comedy gold

Hahaha that's the one that got me.... hahahaha that was hands down the best one.....man... I've never laughed so hard.....

I didn’t laugh because I didn’t understand any of the references, I’ve never read the Bible lol

My fave by far. Well and Lots daughter having a baby.

Kate R She’s all about the dark side of life

Kate R, that's a great one!

😉

Omg yes

Shut up

Kijiji

Level 100 trader

Joseph was sold as a slave in Egypt

Actually yes, according to this shit yes

⚰️

Charity Zie That part is what caused me to especially crack 😂😂🤣

Lou Gayming read the Bible story

2:17

Wait what shouldnt that be Ishmael instead of Isaac?

Little does Isaac know that his father's almost gonna kill him.

XD

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay that ones good.

And then he broke the 2 tablets. So the doctor made a new one.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭

Samantha62 Chew62 😂

I'm not getting on that boat.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And NO invite? How rude!!

i didn't get that until now

12 disciples lollll

Lila Montoya Me either😂

I know right

make sense

I love how they mentioned Paul being in prison before ever mentioning his name change. Lol

A good one would have been "Which Saul?"

looooool

Lovely

I GET IT LMAO 😂

Xaxaxa

Same 😂

I grew up ATHEIST and I understood all the references! I just plunged myself into nonstop study using original sources for almost 15 years after I became a Christian.

The Fangrell lol true tho 😂😂

Right?????

Amen!!

I'm not getting on that boat...

"I ain't gettin on that boat" 👀

Why is it raining so much? Edit: hey Noah can I come on your boat now. . . I’m kinda drowning

😱

Mb Doxa baby Christian here, and I just read a bit of Daniel.. so happy I got the reference haha

OMG I LOVE UR VIDS CASSANDRA! I’m doing a 30 day vegan challenge bc of you✨ so happy you watch JohnnChrist too

Mikayla Grace 😍❤️💕

😅

Could've Used Ebay

You still wearing that colorful robe. Don't you think you need a new fashion statement. Joseph: Dream on...

I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight bc of that last "check your heart" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Cant stop laughing - even after watching it a few times. "Check your Heart " lol

Nailed it! 😂😂😂😂

😆😆

I cracked up!!!

Lol!! This is great!!

Damn tho lol

Good one!

Hahahaaaa this is great 😂😂😂

What happens in gamora stays in gamora.

Yes

Jesus is on they way. AKA the rapture

Wwwwooowwwwww!

Aaaaand here we have the inspiration for the Bible verse lady.

You got that right mate! 😁😊🖒

DeShiia Coleman omgggg

I didn't understand that one

Juan Ramon Abraham ties up Isaac, following God’s commands, and is getting ready to sacrifice Isaac when God intervenes telling him that he has a lamb to sacrifice in Isaac’s stead.

You had 666 likes

That's how God works. (Mafia meme

And it has actual GOOD comments. Its an act of God lol

No kidding. Hysterically funny without being crude. Well only a little.

Chuck Lin it’s because they’re mocking Jesus

I mean, kind of. His material is not really very funny, but I don't think John Crist means to mock Christians or Jesus.

@@chucklin9629 i think he is mocking though..

Accidentally hit the thumbs down button. Was trying to hit more comments.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@nsphilippe glad someone thought that was funny

Yep. Or a series

Yes! Part 2, Please! The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. Remember we are the *body* of Christ, YahShua, but we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men. To the *pure* at heart *all* things are pure; but to the froward all things are froward or unsavory... Another word for froward would be “scornful.” *Psalm **18:26* With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure; and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself froward. *2 Samuel **22:27* *With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure;*. and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself unsavoury. *Titus **1:15* *Unto the pure all things are pure*: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. *Proverbs 21:8* The way of man is froward and strange: but as for the *pure*, his work is right.

Dude you're a psycho lol. Love it! Definitively a series

soulfulpizza14 totally agree

Yes, please! This was great years ago, and it still rocks!!!! Please, please do another one. Please, please please. This stuff never gets old. 😆

😆😆

Dr Bob approves this username

I literally can't stop laughing at this part!!🤣😂🤣

I don’t get this one, plz help

I think it's about Isaac's wife Rebekah. Abraham's servant has found her at the well

KendullTheOriginal What’s veggie tales?

fact

@@arandomuser9459 veggie tales was a Christian animated childrens show

loolll yeasssss

PrettySimpleMusic one of my fave lines 🤣🤣

PrettySimpleMusic I dead at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can somebody please tell me who those people are because I'm not familiar with them? Thanks!

don't worry claire theyre all fake just like god allahu akbar

I love how he pronounced abednego incorrect!! 😂😂

Also, I don't want to be that guy, but thank you all for the likes!

It may not have been scripted... But it sure was scriptured!

1,000*

It would be better if you said he's changed his relationship status.

Went to a Christian school for 7 years so it makes it halarious!

Right. Those were great. I give them 3 Thorny crowns.

I dont get the Lots baby one? Explain?

@@GuardiansCreed Incest. Specifically, his daughters got him drunk and they both got pregnant.

Guardians Creed the babies are his...

😂😂😂😭😭😭

Reference? I’m just learning.

Elijah Zielke i so desperately want to like this but it’s also at 666 likes and I’d rather keep it that way

Dominick Basso LoL that is crazy 😝

You look like you have a good channel for a new chanel

Krause Maker thanks bro!!!!!!!!

It has 14 thousand likes for this video

Maybe he's in jail again Again? 😂😂😂

Texas Tea I’M DEAD

😅 Good one!!

🤣😂🤣

Good one! 😂😂😂😂

ALastingBeauty that’s my favorite too!

@Legend Spryzen Requiem Jonah is saved by being swallowed by a large fish, where he spends 3 days and 3 nights until he begins to pray to God, leading to God commanding the fish to spit Jonah out

Legend Spryzen Requiem Jonah was swallowed by a whale for three days after running from God.

616 likes??

I don't get it😭

Literally, #METOO!

That's because someone lost a penny and they had to backtrack

Jessica Like I'm going to give my real name sammmee!! 😂😂😂

Too far. :) I erupted in laughter!

The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

Lol...this one killed me.

Leah Warrington Genesis 19: 30-38

Mine too!

Both daughters. Lol. Very funny video.

You ARE the father!

Daughters*

Can someone explain the “Lot” joke? I don’t get it

Lance Louie “ daddy issues “

GermanWorshiper 🤣🤣🤣🙃

Hahaha

Will hire some black Israelites (you tha black Israelites sect) to circle around the wall.

😂😂😂😂😂👏

Lusi N ain‘t happen seven times

😄

Hilarious

Lol

This was awesome but David and Bathsheba and Joseph's brothers was pure gold 😂

The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

Star Shonnie i died😭

Had to look that one up quickly...seriously regretting that one a little bit lol.

@@thatguitardude4307 hahahaha it's a horrible joke.. but it's great

That's a "Lot" of damage

DrummerBB Oooooooooh 🔥

LavenousForever right! Straight skull emojis

Omggg how did I find you here??? 😂

Wonder who’s the father😂😂😂

That's a case for Jeremy Kyle

Savage AF.

Hahaha. yep!!

Faith* It was Faithbook

I sold mine hahaha no I'm kidding

@@valdemarvreeman8231 Wanna sell mine

@@formlesscorvid5336 why?? haha

😂😂

Matthew Crawford I don’t get it😭😭

And it sounds like hail?

I thought it was manna? Or bread of some kind? Weird that I’d remember that and not QUAIL, lol. Although I like bread and it would have sounded delicious to me at the time. I never had time to eat before Bible school, and they always ran out of donuts before we got there. 😂

Amara Jordan there was manna but the Israelites complained they didn’t have meat so God sent them so much meat, quail that they got sick from it. Numbers 11:31

Amara Jordan it was manna but when they complained about only having manna instead of quail , melons, etc like they’d had in Egypt god sent quail to them and made them sick while they ate the meat Numbers 11 is where you’ll find the story

Those are literally my favorite parts. They can't NOT laugh at themselves🤣

I know, right!! 😂

The breaks are my fav.

Sameee!! 🤣

*Judus has unfollowed Jesus*

@Christianityofficial 2B followers

your right.......you only can wach it half way like me

So true😂

Facts!!

I watched it all I liked it and understood every single joke.

wise Human I’ve watched it about 7 times 😂

Caleb Shaw yes! The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

@@racheljill8213 I highly doubt that this is humour and if it is it seemed harsh and mockery of Jesus christ,

@@IsraelCountryCube *Titus **1:15* Unto the PURE ALL things are PURE: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is NOTHING pure but even their mind and conscience is defiled. *Psalm 18:26* With the PURE Thou wilt shew thyself PURE; and with the FROWARD thou wilt shew thyself FROWARD.* *Froward: “(a person) Difficult to deal with, stiff-necked, unteachable, stubborn, arrogant, never learning, always finding fault, one who complains, is never satisfied, sees evil even in good things.” *2 Samuel 22:7* With the PURE Thou wilt shew thyself PURE; and with the FROWARD* Thou wilt shew thyself UNSAVORY. *Romans 14:20* For meat destroy not the work of God. ALL things indeed are PURE; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence.

Hey that's nice.. actually 😊

They're gonna have a huge party at the temple! I heard they invited Samson. Oh what could go wrong.

Aww that would of been a good one!!! Lol love it!!! They should edit in there.

Dude I heard his girl turned informant for the feds and cut all his hair for DNA evidence while he slept

😂😂😂😂

Pauls in prison again

Actually it wasn't a name change. Saul is his Hebrew/Jewish name, while Paul was his Latin/Greek/Roman name. Saul/Paul was Jewish, but also a Roman citizen, so he had special privileges (i.e. beheading instead of crucifixion)

Me! I saw it at his show last year 😂 soooo funny. I'm glad he posted it

😂 haha me!

me, i have watched at least 6x's now!!! i keep finding something funny each time i watch it...

Christi Nanez me, too! It’s so hilarious 😂

Devin Fane Me! 🙋🏼‍♀️

Level 99 Trader

Can you explain this one for me please? Thank you!

@@clairufo Lot's daughters had incest with their dad. You can read the story in Genesis 19:30-38. That's why he asked, "I wonder who their dad is?"

Claire Lot was the father of his daughter’s baby. How does people not know this?

Reference?

so wrong...but funny

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dying

Brilliant

So great!! Tracking them! 🤣

TMI: Saul didn’t change his name. Saul is his Jewish name, and Paul is his Roman name.

Seong-Hwi Lee I was about to say taht

Seong-Hwi Lee ....that’s the joke

Version 1.0 crashed. Luckily they fixed it in 2.0

Theyd be like ha look at moses still using a tablet! 😂

Funny that both versions could only hold ten pieces of information

I wish I could upvote this forever. 😂😂

🤣

Rigging Doctor I need an explanation

Danneh SG in Exodus when the Israelites were traveling to the promised land, they would always complain and say “Egypt is better” because they had food. God would drop food from the sky such as manna so they can eat and so they can learn to trust in him. They complained that they wanted some sort of meat once and then Quail dropped from the sky that they could eat.

What?