If the movie Speed was in an Ambulance

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Fire Department Chronicles

Fire Department Chronicles

2 жыл бұрын

We all know, this would have been a completely different movie if you had a bunch of salty paramedics and emts involved.
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@tfivegames
@tfivegames 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows ambulances are only capable of going over 50 MPH when the paramedic is unsecured in the back trying to start an IV
@brandoncook3436
@brandoncook3436 2 жыл бұрын
Or when are driving 😂😂
@bryanbell3362
@bryanbell3362 2 жыл бұрын
100% facts
@brandoncook3436
@brandoncook3436 2 жыл бұрын
Us paramedics love giving EMTs there wings 😉
@vvandyke
@vvandyke 2 жыл бұрын
And always on the crappiest roads....
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 2 жыл бұрын
You know the true badass medics for being able to nail that line anyway.
@vansa14
@vansa14 2 жыл бұрын
Our rig can get up above 70 mph pretty quick if you need it to but it also sounds like it’s dying faster than the patient is.
@callummcintyre713
@callummcintyre713 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely laughing out loud at this
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 2 жыл бұрын
I mean Can we fix that?
@mmyatt9560
@mmyatt9560 2 жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 nope it's fucked
@dancechica
@dancechica 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Suisfonia
@Suisfonia 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I have to laugh at what you said :P
@SheepdogSmokey
@SheepdogSmokey 2 жыл бұрын
I saw an Ambulance going over 50 once, it was on a flatbed trailer on the highway, headed to be painted.
@suzannemoseleyfineart8271
@suzannemoseleyfineart8271 2 жыл бұрын
I just have this need to tell you that you are one funny mf'er
@Combatpzman
@Combatpzman 2 жыл бұрын
Your town my have some junky ambulances.
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 2 жыл бұрын
I mean tbf they are heavily moddifed delivery vans at best so i dont expect much.
@SheepdogSmokey
@SheepdogSmokey 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewhitewolf58 Ours at the VFD was an F450 (not a dually) that had the box custom built on the back, similar to how they build RV's.
@constancemiller3753
@constancemiller3753 2 жыл бұрын
Did Homeless Bob waive?
@ingridderksen3192
@ingridderksen3192 2 жыл бұрын
You know the skit is good when you vibe with the characters and totally forget they are all just the same dude
@jerrykinnin7941
@jerrykinnin7941 2 жыл бұрын
You mean they're the same DUDE Mind Blown. Lol.
@AlMcpherson79
@AlMcpherson79 2 жыл бұрын
@@jerrykinnin7941 DUDE!
@mozxz
@mozxz 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was girl, damn.....thanks for pointing out he was a dude all along
@the_once-and-future_king.
@the_once-and-future_king. 2 жыл бұрын
Only 3 things will make a medic smile. Out of service. Uninterrupted meal break. And.... Stand down. Patient has decided his sore knee isn't a heart attack after all & is making his own way to hospital.
@42TRGSako
@42TRGSako 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that last one is a myth!
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 2 жыл бұрын
@@42TRGSako I mean, I guess in the US it is "the patient has woken up and is terrified of having to pay an ambulance so they're going to the hospital on an uber".
@cobrakarr1323
@cobrakarr1323 2 жыл бұрын
And don't forgot getting canceled before making scene
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 2 жыл бұрын
here, there's also "fire crew shares dinner"
@RangerRick-xv4mo
@RangerRick-xv4mo 2 жыл бұрын
Uninterrupted meal break/poo break/ shower
@maidenreligion12
@maidenreligion12 2 жыл бұрын
1000% agree on the bedbug sentiment. They are an abomination to all that is pure and just, their mere existence a blight to this world. I would do literally anything else over having to experience bedbugs again.
@MrNorker77
@MrNorker77 2 жыл бұрын
Back in Uni I lived with some flatmates. One of them got himsel mattress from a dumpster (You can guess why it was in the dumpster in the first place). The whole flat was infested within a few days. Even mentioning getting a mattress from anywhere else but the manufacturer or a point of sales gives me flashbacks.
@LordVladimort
@LordVladimort 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, bedbugs reproduce by traumatic insemination i.e. impalement.
@MrNorker77
@MrNorker77 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordVladimort I didn't need to know this
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrNorker77 that mattress should've been burned instead of tossed
@JadedFromTheStart
@JadedFromTheStart 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrNorker77 couldn't have said it better
@asomeprod6163
@asomeprod6163 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely bed bugs frighten me, I once had a patient who had a whole nest of of lice living on his head, and and had an infestation of bed bugs around home, and on top of that scabies. I literally burned my uniform. And had our rig out of service for a week.
@bittehiereinfugen7723
@bittehiereinfugen7723 2 жыл бұрын
Home care - Nurse here ✋🏻 Got a new patient and my supervisor "forgot" to tell me the patient had scabies and bed bugs. It was... funny 🤬
@brianwright9514
@brianwright9514 2 жыл бұрын
I think I'd wear a Tyvek suit with booties while wearing my cheapest clothes under... And burn everything and shower before getting into my car to go home.
@TheDesertRat31
@TheDesertRat31 2 жыл бұрын
Dayyyyyum!!
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
Time to break out the hazmat moon-suit...
@lightinthedarkness8849
@lightinthedarkness8849 2 жыл бұрын
Most of my family works or had worked in the medical field at some point. And I have seen them go to people that are highly contagious, walk into burning building and other things highly dangerous. But mention any kind of bug like that. They would be gone. I understand why and agree. But alas it is comical
@Sakari99med
@Sakari99med 2 жыл бұрын
I once got in trouble with my company when they clocked our ambulance going 110 mph on their computer tracker thing back in 08. They refused to believe there was any kind of glitch in their fancy program they paid a shit ton of money for that would cause a mistake like that. Not even after we dragged them to the bus and out to an empty highway (This was in Albuquerque, travel for 15 minutes in any direction and you'll find an old side road that is empty 23 hours a day) and proved that the third hand discount vanbulance wasn't capable of going over 70 with your foot on the floor. We still got written up. Good news though, that vanbulance finally got decommissioned a few months later when the engine caught fire.
@SugarandSarcasm
@SugarandSarcasm 2 жыл бұрын
Which, of course, you had absolutely NOTHING to do with… 😉
@Sakari99med
@Sakari99med 2 жыл бұрын
@@SugarandSarcasm Nothing they can prove... ;)
@vitalityfox
@vitalityfox Жыл бұрын
It's funny to me that rather than admit they made a mistake with evidence they will still punish you anyway for their idiocy.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 Жыл бұрын
@@vitalityfox For me, it's depressing.
@sijul6483
@sijul6483 Жыл бұрын
@@vitalityfox welcome to management, where people fail upwards.
@ocscmike
@ocscmike 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the medic's happiness peaking out in that half-smile at 00:36 makes the whole video! These are all so good.
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
And the look of horror on the mad bomber's face at the mention of bed bugs...
@corefox2822
@corefox2822 2 жыл бұрын
“The minute you go over 50 MPH...” “... what if I don’t?” “What?” “Idk man, I’m stuck behind this asshole going 30.”
@sijul6483
@sijul6483 Жыл бұрын
"..." (Indescribable shrieking)
@tshep1174
@tshep1174 2 жыл бұрын
The one second flash of Homeless Bob at 0:59 made me burst out laughing. Quality editing.
@staytuned2L337
@staytuned2L337 2 жыл бұрын
Oh bro i totally lost it 😂😂😂
@sweetgherkinz
@sweetgherkinz 2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHHAHAHAHAH
@froggybug
@froggybug 8 ай бұрын
With the PB mustache 😂😂😂😂
@user-jp6gv3vt3v
@user-jp6gv3vt3v 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is fixated on the MPH and the bed bugs. I still can’t get over the “idc what’s on this ambulance, as long as we’re out of service” lmao YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS Bro!
@Hundredacredaycare
@Hundredacredaycare 2 жыл бұрын
Yes !
@jujubeethatsme
@jujubeethatsme Жыл бұрын
Hi, I don't work in this field and I'm confused by the "out of service", because he has a patient in the ambulance. What does that mean? Thanks.
@kathyroux7386
@kathyroux7386 Жыл бұрын
My favorite line
@arc8584
@arc8584 2 жыл бұрын
I work pest control, spent three years in a bedbug department. Can't tell you how much I appreciate what EMS fire-department and the police face every day...The possibility of getting bedbugs.
@nicj5354
@nicj5354 Жыл бұрын
Three years killing bedbugs? If you could earn your way to Heaven, that would do it, lol
@Zara-Bari
@Zara-Bari 2 жыл бұрын
At last, someone who recognizes what true horror is.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 2 жыл бұрын
a burn center medic in a class: "and remember, the best treatment for a burn that affects thermoregulation or breathing is diesel therapy. the faster you get them to us, the faster we can start caring for them."
@saigner71
@saigner71 2 жыл бұрын
Our local frequent flier goes for the hospital turkey sammiches
@TheOutlawMan
@TheOutlawMan 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh, that's the secondary reason I love visiting my ems lounges. The primary reason is caffeine.
@missyann758
@missyann758 2 жыл бұрын
OMG the bedbugs thing is the TRUTH! I’ve had every bodily fluid a patient can produce at me without flinching but as soon as they say the ‘B’ word, I’m done.
@RannXXV
@RannXXV 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda expected a stinger of "... Why ya scratchin', Homeless Bob?"
@1234fishnet
@1234fishnet 2 жыл бұрын
I once was walking with a nurse through the city. We saw a homeless guy covered with a blanket and didn't know if he was still alive. So the nurse gently touched him with her shoes to check if he responds. I asked her "What was that?" She answered: "I have only a short sleeved shirt and I don't want bedbugs"...
@FlabbyTabby
@FlabbyTabby 2 жыл бұрын
It's not the homeless people you have to worry about, it's the hotels, theaters, restaurants where you can get them, and it's your clothes, bags and other crap that are the real carriers of bedbugs.
@linollieum3742
@linollieum3742 2 жыл бұрын
Hotels.... Man I had that three times too many at hotels
@crusader8626
@crusader8626 2 жыл бұрын
Its crazy how different you can make your characters with such little details
@cfrost87
@cfrost87 2 жыл бұрын
He missed his true calling as an actor.
@little5545
@little5545 2 жыл бұрын
If you've never flew down the highway in a box going 80 at the end of a shift then you've never got the full private service experience
@pantrymonster
@pantrymonster 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely have ptsd from having bedbugs once. You know that feeling you get when your hair or clothes rub against you the wrong way? Like something's crawling on you? When I get that, I immediately have to check if there's a bed bug there just in case
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 2 жыл бұрын
Had the same reaction from trying to pick wild blackberries on a VERY dry summer day once. All I got for my trouble was a handful of blackberries the size of double-aught buckshot and a record SIX ticks crawling all over me! I immediately threw my clothes in the wash, gave myself the full Silkwood, and spent the rest of the weekend spazzing out and slapping wildly at any spot on my skin that felt like something was crawling on it! I hated ticks before, but now I absolutely LOATHE those 8-legged vampires!!!!
@FlabbyTabby
@FlabbyTabby 2 жыл бұрын
And some people have slight nervous system problems that feel like a bug is crawling on your skin even though there's nothing there. Fun!
@AnikaBren
@AnikaBren Жыл бұрын
I totally get that. Got an tick infestation in a house one summer. Any tickle at all you were grabbing it and 75 percent of the time it was a tick.
@michaels2153
@michaels2153 2 жыл бұрын
The new rigs can easily hit a hundred. One of my buddies almost got in trouble for doing well over a hundred in a brand new rig at like 3am. They were tapping the gas LOL
@santaclaus6602
@santaclaus6602 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s scary
@michaels2153
@michaels2153 2 жыл бұрын
@@santaclaus6602 actually I heard it wasnt bad, apparently they were just kinda zoned out (truck has good suspension) and looked down and went: "oh! Im doing a hundred! Maybe we should not do that!"
@tommyflagg9029
@tommyflagg9029 2 жыл бұрын
The bomber is more terrified than everyone else
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
Bed bugs, du. He's got reasons.
@emhawkins3214
@emhawkins3214 2 жыл бұрын
I was on a long flat stretch of road in Mississipi with an ambulance running full lights and sirens. Zero traffic in front of him. Eventually 3 of us stuck behind him. 10 miles later I finally passed him. I used to be an EMT and I felt a little bad about it, but rationalized that whoever he was going for has *got* to be dead by now.
@seanhartnett79
@seanhartnett79 2 жыл бұрын
InferTing. So how fast
@emhawkins3214
@emhawkins3214 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanhartnett79 60-ish. Dudes had to be volunteers and just liked to hear the sirens.
@seanhartnett79
@seanhartnett79 2 жыл бұрын
@@emhawkins3214 that isn’t even that fast. Basically everyone drives faster than that,
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 2 жыл бұрын
Had an IFT patient... with scabies. Nurse at origin didn't tell us until after she was loaded up. We bleached the hell out of that unit. My skin still crawls thinking about it.
@Robynhoodlum
@Robynhoodlum 2 жыл бұрын
Once had a paramedic freak out over a bad rash on my foot because he was dead certain it was scabies until the doctor confirmed my theory that it was just really bad Rosacea. The twist? The paramedic was my father. We spent Christmas morning in Urgent care while the rest of the fam started frantically cleaning the house. Most satisfying “I told you so” Ever!
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robynhoodlum Better that than the other way around. It's always worse when 1) it's a pediatric patient, and/or 2) your own family.
@ScientistCat
@ScientistCat 2 жыл бұрын
_looks up scabies_ _slowly... slowly backs away_ _douses laptop in gasoline_ Wait, before I do this- how do I delete a recent memory?
@jquizzlestick
@jquizzlestick 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter, as long as we are OUT OF SERVICE! 💯 correct! 🤣
@skittlesandfriends5710
@skittlesandfriends5710 2 жыл бұрын
WOW an hour and a half to get to 50 mph, you guys are LUCKY, it takes us that long just to get to 40 MPH with our ambulances 😂😂😂
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
You could try getting a tow from a municipal bus. 45mph, easy. Of course, you'll be stopping at every bus stop...
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
@@bostonrailfan2427 😅😂🤣
@dpower6402
@dpower6402 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂i can relate homeless bob...pb&j's are my favorite too
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 жыл бұрын
They really are good. My personal favorite though is peanut butter with apple butter. It's amazing. A little more expensive but totally worth it.
@juliaharris1431
@juliaharris1431 Жыл бұрын
Kay poll question: do you prefer the peanut butter or the jelly? I personally prefer grape jelly.
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
Speed was a fun movie, but it was *very* silly.
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
Also: Bed bugs are Satanic.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
Very silly is kind.
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 well, it was kind of like kettle corn popcorn: Bad for you, and you KNOW it's bad for you, but you just can't help yourself.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
@@lairdcummings9092 Other than the fact that I don't like kettle corn, I see what you're saying, and I agree.
@kycone
@kycone 2 жыл бұрын
It had two very hot lead characters and that’s all that matters at the end of the day
@camdenyards1456
@camdenyards1456 2 жыл бұрын
Jason, I'm guessing you saw the movie Ambulance then. Will you please do a green screen of you in the movie Ambulance and everything they made the character Cam do wrong? It would be awesome.
@Erudite512
@Erudite512 2 жыл бұрын
this.... like 100 times this
@thomasfletcher4765
@thomasfletcher4765 2 жыл бұрын
I second that !
@iyaayas
@iyaayas 2 жыл бұрын
Third!
@jonathanm9436
@jonathanm9436 2 жыл бұрын
Dedicated fan from Australia here. Love your work boys!
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 2 жыл бұрын
Are Australian firefighters REALLY that sexy as the calendars show?
@margotrosendorn6371
@margotrosendorn6371 2 жыл бұрын
Homeless people get a bad rap but they're generally pretty chill and pleasant. When I worked as a burger wench, they were nicer than most, even when they were drunk or high! I tip my hat to you, Homeless Bob
@gingewonka
@gingewonka 2 жыл бұрын
I think the only time I’ve seen them going over 50 was hooked up to a tow truck or that one guy in I think it was Philly that stole one 😂
@theblackjustice4010
@theblackjustice4010 2 жыл бұрын
As an emt. I feel this on an emotional level.
@Vesperitis
@Vesperitis 2 жыл бұрын
I love the complete lack of concern for their own lives and the life of their patient.
@tfivegames
@tfivegames 2 жыл бұрын
I found the person who hasn't worked a meatwagon
@TexasFire_Cross
@TexasFire_Cross 2 жыл бұрын
You must be real fun at parties...
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 2 жыл бұрын
As long as they're out of service and Homeless Bob is happy.
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 2 жыл бұрын
"10/10" toe pain is not a life threat. (Edited to add quotes, because _drama_!)
@monabale8263
@monabale8263 2 жыл бұрын
you're new, right?
@MrSpaceCrash
@MrSpaceCrash 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact bed bugs were almost extinct until governments banned the chemical used to kill them and its only recently that they've started coming back
@Robynhoodlum
@Robynhoodlum 2 жыл бұрын
I guess we decided the bugs were less deadly - for us and the planet.
@Starannify
@Starannify 2 жыл бұрын
DDT. No chemical after or before kills bedbugs so effectively. Raid WISHES it was DDT.
@Neighbor-assistantYN
@Neighbor-assistantYN 2 жыл бұрын
After a vacation, I found out we got a couple bugs that multiplied. I flipped out on the hotel (luxury too which surprised me, they had no clue and shut the floor down to extreme heat and toss everything). I ground zeroed everything in my house. If it could not be bleached, tossed in the dryer to hear for a long while, vaccum bagged for a year or two or heavily sprayed, it was tossed/burned. I'd risk chemical burned and health issues if it meant getting rid of those things. Finally I got rid of them and now every vacation, I deep search everything in the room. So far nothing. FYI: Rubbing alcohol works amazing if you spray them directly. Something I carry with in a spray bottle to all vacations.
@lm9327
@lm9327 2 жыл бұрын
If that is true, I want those governments dead
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 2 жыл бұрын
@@Starannify problem is, it kills everything else just as effectively.
@itsshivers6892
@itsshivers6892 2 жыл бұрын
As a former bus driver *and* former medic... Magnificent. Also, the universality of nicknames, heh. Let me tell you the legend of the Baron of Roquefort... wait, I don't think I need to, with that nickname.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
That is a cheesy legend.
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
Eeeew... I can smell the cheese right through my phone. You just re-invented Smell-o-Vision. (That's not a good thing)
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 жыл бұрын
Oh so that's the name of the stinky homeless drunk the sheriff keeps dumping at my hotel when the drunk tank is full.
@bara922
@bara922 2 жыл бұрын
The emergency services in a neighboring town all knew about 100 Proof Pratt. You can probably guess why.
@itsshivers6892
@itsshivers6892 2 жыл бұрын
@@bara922 Yup, that's also a thing.
@10GaugeManiac
@10GaugeManiac 2 жыл бұрын
We've released a swarm of bedbugs in your ambulance, painted "Free Rides to the Hospital" on the sides of your rig, and uploaded pictures onto social media. Have a quiet, boring shift! :D
@user-chemistpharmacist
@user-chemistpharmacist Жыл бұрын
You're savage.
@letsreallytalk9482
@letsreallytalk9482 Жыл бұрын
The bed bug deal is no joke. At my company someone brought them in from their home and we had to constantly be on the lookout for them. I remember every evening I would strip down to basically nothing in my garage and put my clothes straight into the wash. Yeah bed bugs suck..literally
@effervescentrelief
@effervescentrelief 2 жыл бұрын
I once participated in a mass casualty drill at the local airport. They loaded me a on a stretcher to go to the hospital about 15 miles away on the Interstate. Top speed was 65 and the speed limit was 75. I was floored that's as fast as they were allowed to go.
@markmcgibbon7013
@markmcgibbon7013 2 жыл бұрын
That is the exact response you would get too
@dianebrooks1859
@dianebrooks1859 2 жыл бұрын
EDIT: FINALLY TOOK MY STUFF OUT OF QUARANTINE 1 YEAR LATER!! Ahhh yes bed bugs. My first and only experience with them was mild, but even then I went crazy overboard cleaning cleaning cleaning. Still got stuff in quarantine 3 months later, just in case...
@forgenorman3025
@forgenorman3025 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't dealt with bedbugs in over a year and I STILL wash and dry my clothes and bedding on high heat! I'm not taking any chances.
@dianebrooks1859
@dianebrooks1859 2 жыл бұрын
@@forgenorman3025 I still look at every bug bite like 👀👀👀👀
@forgenorman3025
@forgenorman3025 2 жыл бұрын
@@dianebrooks1859 For a while if my leg was being tickled by like a hair or something while in bed I'll jump out and start tearing it apart to make sure they're not back lol.
@dianebrooks1859
@dianebrooks1859 2 жыл бұрын
@@forgenorman3025 lol yes!!!! Every single thing got me on high alert ready for the flamethrower 🔥
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 жыл бұрын
I work at a hotel and am wondering why y'all are being so blaise about bed bugs. We practically remodel the entire property if anyone even says bug and bed in the same sentence regardless of context.
@BenEMT
@BenEMT 2 жыл бұрын
If you're driving a monster medic, perhaps? Partner and I destroyed a deer doing about 90 one night. Barely felt anything, kept going. No damage but blood and deer shit from one end to the other. Rural system, sometimes you have to haul ass
@lm9327
@lm9327 2 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! Also, 100% agree on the bed bugs. Imo, worse than cockroaches (my building has both)
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 жыл бұрын
As nasty as roaches are, they at least have the proper decency tobe afraid of humans and not suck our blood and cause painful rashes in the night.
@am529
@am529 2 жыл бұрын
I guess my city had new ambulances, because when I was in the back of one in mid 2019 and the paramedic with me yelled up front, “floor it, and blare those lights and sirens” after taking my blood pressure, I’m pretty sure that thing got up to at least 70 on the highway
@HM2SGT
@HM2SGT 2 жыл бұрын
No bullshit; as I am approaching the facility to drop off a patient, I’ve got Dispatch climbing all over me about an ETA for when I’ll be in service because they’ve got calls stacked! I’ve lost a tire on my primary, lost a serpentine belt on the back up and they still managed to scrounge up another bus. Had enough miles on it to be halfway back from the moon… “Ineed units! I need units! I got fires in the hole!”😢😭😿 *ANYTHING* to pop smoke and break contact! You don’t need to eat, you don’t need to use the toilet, you don’t need to restock- you just need to be at the next address!
@baronesstemplar7979
@baronesstemplar7979 2 жыл бұрын
Jason just when I thought you hit the benchmark, you FLY past it. Keep up the great work!
@TheDarkLordCthulhu
@TheDarkLordCthulhu 2 жыл бұрын
Omg duuude 😂 I would LOVE to see you react or make a skit about that new Michael Bay movie Ambulance. I actually watched it and it made me laugh at how stupid it was. Love your content keep it up!!
@etimea
@etimea 2 жыл бұрын
This made my morning LOL
@caileanm2009
@caileanm2009 2 жыл бұрын
Hey homeless Bob I love that guy
@christy76840
@christy76840 2 жыл бұрын
He calls it a Wambulance, Hahaha! This guy kills me every video he puts out.
@dscrive
@dscrive 2 жыл бұрын
I regularly call it the bambalance, got a little jingle I sing sometimes "bambalance ance ance, bamba bamba lance ance ance" I find joy in tiny little things while running those super emergent stubbed toe calls
@sallyfrederick8857
@sallyfrederick8857 2 жыл бұрын
We call it the Wee-Woo-Wagon
@jb6712
@jb6712 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've been seeing it called the "wahhhmbulance" lately, too (like the patient is whining or crying in the back for a hangnail or a bad haircut, etc. "Wahhhh")
@Robynhoodlum
@Robynhoodlum 2 жыл бұрын
That and calling Whine-one-one!
@christy76840
@christy76840 2 жыл бұрын
@@dscrive lol. You're right. You have to keep your sense of humor in certain situations, if you don't you'll probably go crazy. But I'll have to ask my brother if they have a name for theirs, I'm sure he does. He's frigging hilarious. His personality is exactly like Jason's. My brother is a captain for one of the stations here in Fort Lauderdale.
@lorielpoteat882
@lorielpoteat882 3 ай бұрын
I love watching your videos.they reminds of my childhood and my dad . He was a volunteer Firefighter.
@a.lonely.fox.3342
@a.lonely.fox.3342 2 жыл бұрын
The GASP I gave when I heard bed bugs though
@KBOSGroundAgent
@KBOSGroundAgent 2 жыл бұрын
I hit 100 in a box once on the Mass Pike at 0200. I also got a fireside chat with management a couple days later as the fleet tracking popped an alarm.
@jinx7501
@jinx7501 2 жыл бұрын
"BEDBUGS?! SERIOUSLY?!" And that's why the entire apartment complex went up in flames.
@ckay2615
@ckay2615 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't care. As long as we are out of service!" I can vouche for that statement.
@JoeSimple
@JoeSimple 2 жыл бұрын
Pure gold!
@RyanBanman
@RyanBanman Жыл бұрын
I love how 'Dude' in the back has the picture of sad life choices on his face till he hears out of service and immediately perks up with excitement
@millennia01lp
@millennia01lp 2 жыл бұрын
Love this. 😂
@lovelight6973
@lovelight6973 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent video!! He's damn straight about those bed bugs! No joke. Burn' em 🔥
@milan1200
@milan1200 4 ай бұрын
“LET’S GOOOOO!” 😂 Serious JomBoy vibes here! 🤣
@ula6222
@ula6222 9 ай бұрын
Great acting, funny skits and love all of the exaggerated facial expressions!
@arnisdaddy7905
@arnisdaddy7905 2 жыл бұрын
This clip would have been even better if Sandra Bullock was the patient!😍🤪
@Carv97
@Carv97 2 жыл бұрын
This was great thx man !!!!! Keep up the great work
@lucycannon6732
@lucycannon6732 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, Homeless Bob :)
@taylorc4476
@taylorc4476 2 жыл бұрын
OOS. Best. Day. Ever. Or worst, depending on how many emails I gotta send. Now I gotta go scratch imaginary bed bug bites...
@phlipperbrooks129
@phlipperbrooks129 Жыл бұрын
Out of service! Yes!!! 🤠 And yes ... bed bugs are my nightmare. Had em in the truck twice. First time, they were all over US, me and my female partner shed our clothes in the bay and sprinted nude to the showers. No one is bashful when you have bed bugs crawling on your clothes.
@GerrianeR
@GerrianeR 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh yeeeeaaah, I love me some "out of service" time 😆 And then you just get moved to a different ambulance that's been on standby 🙃
@enoughofyourkoicarp
@enoughofyourkoicarp Жыл бұрын
An ambulance getting above 50 in city traffic would be a freaking miracle.
@ca_ged
@ca_ged 2 жыл бұрын
“Out of Service” music to my ears.
@bluephoeenix
@bluephoeenix 2 жыл бұрын
The moment he mentioned bedbugs, my skin began to itch and crawl. The bedbugs trauma is real! 😨
@thathunda10
@thathunda10 2 жыл бұрын
“Are we out of service…?!” Hahaha 🤣
@nataliew5033
@nataliew5033 2 жыл бұрын
BEST...ONE...YET!! Keep 'em coming! 😂😂
@rorimorgant.williams6647
@rorimorgant.williams6647 2 жыл бұрын
I love every one of you videos.
@JoseyWales8178
@JoseyWales8178 2 жыл бұрын
I was absolutely dying. Love the video. Absolutely hilarious.
@vvandyke
@vvandyke 2 жыл бұрын
Homeless Bob is amaaazing!!! Yes bedbugs are our only kryptonite!!!
@jonumber1588
@jonumber1588 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos man🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🙏🏼✅
@ekim72
@ekim72 2 жыл бұрын
Great vid, Keep 'em coming.
@skipwestbrook8489
@skipwestbrook8489 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking funny video. My wife was EMT and ran ambulance for over 5 years. This is awesome. Can't wait for the premiere of the movie.
@vannetnetworking
@vannetnetworking 2 жыл бұрын
turns into run from eod and the next shifts are fighting over who gets to be out of service for the day and plan to cut off the cops so they can swap seats and eat sammies.
@lairdcummings9092
@lairdcummings9092 2 жыл бұрын
Rock-Paper-Scissors in the squad bay, to see who gets the bomb truck... Quickly devolves into haldol-and-fist fight...
@wheelcha1rman2
@wheelcha1rman2 2 жыл бұрын
That was a nice wholesome moment with Homeless Bob.
@corsel6911
@corsel6911 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, love going off the run. Another great feeling, arriving for shift and the appliance is still out on a call.
@nopenope5203
@nopenope5203 2 жыл бұрын
0:03 FINALLY! We finally get to see what makes the flashy flash and dah whoo whoo! My life is complete!
@natalielock5489
@natalielock5489 2 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOOOOOOO! 😂 Love your videos, Jason!
@Eowyn3Pride
@Eowyn3Pride Жыл бұрын
I don't know his name, but " Murphy" is hilarious and is a great actor! Bravo!!!🤣🤣😁🍻
@jameshall9227
@jameshall9227 Жыл бұрын
Lol lol 😆 🤣 love it dude 🤣 On another video you were explaining the 24 on 48 off duty roster, maybe I missed it but! You forgot to mention on your 48 off your on call 📞 😉 24/7" and it always seems to ring when you're finally getting in moment with your better half 😬😔
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 2 жыл бұрын
Dont think there would be that much tension i mean its one of the few vehicle types thats allowed to go fast with right of way. Only question is how long could that be pulled off for? Dont imagine that there is room for a very large gas tank.
@dbow5077
@dbow5077 2 жыл бұрын
We can easily run 450 miles on a tank on some of the units.
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 2 жыл бұрын
@@dbow5077 wow
@SaltyRat05
@SaltyRat05 2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather take bullets than to go through bed bugs again...that is indeed evil
@danzmitrovich6250
@danzmitrovich6250 2 жыл бұрын
Love that line that should be in another firefighting movie about abandoned row homes and its likes really true to try rebuilding them up lead paint and bed bugs
@paramedic135
@paramedic135 2 жыл бұрын
After a long night on the box, this video really spoke to me
@levimiller6037
@levimiller6037 Жыл бұрын
I have bedbug PTSD setting in now.
@23431
@23431 2 жыл бұрын
That was fantabulous Jason
@Wolfhound429
@Wolfhound429 2 жыл бұрын
Bed bugs and scabies, man. An EMT's worst nightmare.
@RICDirector
@RICDirector 2 жыл бұрын
Scabies no big deal, shower with flea shampoo, one safe for kittens. Works fine.
@jic1
@jic1 2 жыл бұрын
@@RICDirector I think you've got scabies confused with lice.
@amazonbox5551
@amazonbox5551 2 жыл бұрын
Also if it only activates AFTER you go over 50 then just...drive slower....
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, in the original movie Keanu Reeves wasn't able to warn the bus driver until it was too late. But that was also in the pre-cellphone dark age so it's not like he had much choice.
@alechenson521
@alechenson521 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like this is a personal call out to my bed bugs patient yesterday
@colinger5650
@colinger5650 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant...give that man a raise ❤
@kathyadams6893
@kathyadams6893 2 жыл бұрын
Love ur videos! Do one on how ppl don’t bother putting out decent address markers if u haven’t done one yet on this. Drives us crazy when can’t find the location bc of really crappy or no address markers!
@layna-heyhey
@layna-heyhey 2 жыл бұрын
Yes bedbugs are the bane of bane. You end up wanting a flame thrower, and for arson to not be illegal.
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 жыл бұрын
Easy way to get out of an arson charge is to just look tge judge in the eye and as calmly as you can say "Your Honor, there were bedbugs."
@catherinecessna
@catherinecessna 2 жыл бұрын
Just realized my 4 year old is Homeless Bob.
@janflower4068
@janflower4068 2 жыл бұрын
Good job hilarious as always very creative 😂
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