If We Swear The Podcast Ends

If We Swear The Podcast Ends | The Yard

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This week, the gentlemen discuss the state of the channel, Ludwig going to the KZfaq creator summit and an upcoming show Ludwig has with xQc. (Episode 64)
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:27 - Welcome to The Yard
00:00:50 - The situation
00:01:46 - The Demerit System
00:03:03 - Aiden's luxury handwoven fabric tailored suit
00:05:50 - Ronald McDonald
00:06:10 - The Gentlemen Handshake
00:07:10 - Ludwig teaches Myth how to smoke
00:10:58 - Ludwig goes to the KZfaq creator summit
00:13:33 - Slime derails the conversation
00:14:09 - The gentlemen get a little rowdy
00:14:58 - Ludwig ACTUALLY talks about the KZfaqr creator summit
00:15:42 - Mark Rober
00:17:20 - Ludwig asked for KZfaqrs advice
00:17:45 - Ludwig meets Linus
00:18:45 - Slime talks Tech KZfaqrs
00:21:10 - Ludwig asks a question about Vasectomies to Linus
00:24:43 - KZfaq Shorts
00:25:00 - TikTok has a more subscribed channel than KZfaq
00:26:42 - KaiCenat overtakes xQc in subs
00:27:46 - KaiCenat makes fun of Ludwig
00:29:45 - Does Ludwig like being the punching bag to jokes?
00:31:00 - Slime goes off the rails
00:31:50 - Mogul Mail vs Slime Mail
00:34:47 - Magnus made an official statement on the chess drama
00:38:17 - Hans Niemann accent has changed
00:40:40 - Code switching
00:45:00 - Fear& pod
00:48:34 - The Gentlemen play Valorant with Hasan
00:50:32 - The top KZfaqr streamer
00:53:32 - Aiden x Jesus shirt collab
00:54:16 - Stiker of the day: Jesus!
00:55:53 - Ludwig calls The Gentlemen Hotline
00:56:17 - Slime has an idea
00:59:00 - Comment The Gentleman of the episode.
00:59:30 - The Bidet Shoot
01:04:35 - The Grossest Toilet
01:05:14 - Bidet FAQ
01:06:29 - We learned something today
01:07:16 - xQc's upcoming show: Juiced!
01:10:17 - OFFBRAND
01:10:50 - Crazyslick
01:12:40 - slime is sick of it
01:13:29 - we got demonetised
01:14:05 - the boys go crazy
01:14:39 - the boys go back to who they are
01:14:55 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Пікірлер: 912

@ChuckleSandwich Жыл бұрын

Don't know what you fools are doing, we swear like every other word and make huge cash!

@trevorrodriquez1103 Жыл бұрын

Based

@enchiladaslayer61 Жыл бұрын

Ratio

@yaboycyn Жыл бұрын

Cuckle sandedwhich

@yungshart4705 Жыл бұрын

@@enchiladaslayer61 can’t ratio the Sandwich

@oplex Жыл бұрын

Did you tell Susan your podcast never gets demonitised and your girlfriends podcast all the time because youtube is sexist? I think that would be a good starting point.

@peteartieda58 Жыл бұрын

Love that they all look like they're going to different events. Nick looks like he's going to some southern wedding, Slime looks like he's going to a 9 to 5 office job, Ludwig actually looks like how an influencer would dapper up and Aiden looks like a 2010's emo teen going to prom, bleached hair and all.

@backsidefifty Жыл бұрын

ludwig looks like he's going to starbucks to work from his laptop

@Kyleand3rror Жыл бұрын

Aiden looks like Tobey Maguire in spider man 3

@insertnamehere6227 Жыл бұрын

I would go to prom with emo aiden

@Plunkcown Жыл бұрын

so specific, yet so accurate

@ashr4374 Жыл бұрын

nick is indisputably the best dressed, best mannered, and the most gentlemanly gentlemen in the room. no question.

@gren3515 Жыл бұрын

he's just that guy

@alexbigbonejones Жыл бұрын

hes so effortlessly cool

@benjaminshields9421 Жыл бұрын

Nick convinced me that bolo ties can look good

@karlfairbanks1574 Жыл бұрын

effortlessly

@craigisapunk Жыл бұрын

Plus that first slap on Aiden was the epitome of gentlemanly.

@hellicars Жыл бұрын

I can FINALLY burn this one with the boys at Sunday School. Gonna be a lit afterstudy sesh

@bigmoneygangster1498 Жыл бұрын

FINALLY😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 POTATO WEDGES😊😊

@forentertainment3259 Жыл бұрын

@Be Straight You reckon?

@chini_boi Жыл бұрын

@Be Straight your potato wedge vod was alright but the music video you pulled from for you outro was wack kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qddzfbea2MuVh4E.html

@believeinmatter Жыл бұрын

@@forentertainment3259 that’s a bot

@forentertainment3259 Жыл бұрын

@@believeinmatter I’m well aware my good sir

@christinethesupreme5235 Жыл бұрын

Surely the swearing was the only thing getting them demonetized, congrats on solving the one and only problem boys.

@TheZachary330 Жыл бұрын

Surely this episode won't get demonetized by youtube

@jdimstryoda Жыл бұрын

Surely not, physical violence would never get demonetized?

@jacobmiller5309 Жыл бұрын

Maybe but there were too many n words and anti Semitic rhetoric for me personally

@ero-ko2218 Жыл бұрын

@@jacobmiller5309 i know right. I'm ok with a little bit but they took it too far

@doofnshmirtz5110 Жыл бұрын

@@jacobmiller5309 i mean did they HAVE to say the N word and K word that many times?!

@Cam_P_Bell Жыл бұрын

@@ero-ko2218 you’re okay with a little bit?

@zami8445 Жыл бұрын

Ludwig meeting the try guys couldn't have come at a better time

@kilroymoa Жыл бұрын

If i remember correctly, he said he only met zack n keith

@oliveviixi3837 Жыл бұрын

i’m glad aiden could make it to the TOS reading between the funeral and the podcast recording

@croftoc Жыл бұрын

And before his escort gig

@just_HAZEN Жыл бұрын

Did his nose get bigger? Or am I just noticing this? Or is it cause he dyed his hair?

@gencarlozo8018 Жыл бұрын

Every demerit this episode (for your viewing pleasure): 8:19 - Aimen's demerit performed by Nick 10:40 - Slime's first demerit performed by Ludwig 12:00 - Slime's demerit performed by Aimen 16:32 - Nick's first demerit performed by Slime 31:56 - Slime's demerit performed by Aimen (redemption) 44:21 - Ludwig's demerit performed by Nick + bonus fakeout 48:11 - Slime's demerit performed by Ludwig (sitting) 58:50 - Slime's demerit performed by Nick 1:01:37 - Nick's demerit performed by Ludwig 1:11:50 - Slime's demerit performed by Ludwig (sexual style) Let me know if I missed any and I can edit them in !

@Eysvar Жыл бұрын

Hate to be that guy, but I think you meant performed instead of preformed

@Jakrispy- Жыл бұрын

58:50 nick slaps slime

@azazeeel5043 Жыл бұрын

@@Eysvar very persumptuous of you to assume

@Jakrispy- Жыл бұрын

1:11:42

@vedaryan334 Жыл бұрын

1:11:50 - Missed the goat

@LargeAaron Жыл бұрын

I love how Ludwig met the try guys at the summit! Surely no controversy around them following that event!

@themangoboii6230 Жыл бұрын

15:31 "who in the room is not a gentlemen" 🧐

@GrandmasterBeard Жыл бұрын

I wonder what their biggest vice was

@zaha867 Жыл бұрын

@@GrandmasterBeard surely none of them would commit adultery as their vice

@Nsmaynard0001 Жыл бұрын

This episode has the same energy as a middle-school sleepover at 2am.

@Lerre Жыл бұрын

nick.

@dudecows9822 Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that Slime could not bear the pain of silence for more than 36 seconds.

@franklinbinga2153 Жыл бұрын

Sublime Slime, Able-minded Aiden, Lionhearted Ludwig, Nimble-wit Nick. Kudos to you gentlemen for inspiring us all. Exquisite Top G behavior.

@SejuanisFlail Жыл бұрын

You had to say Top G huh? Haha

@franklinbinga2153 Жыл бұрын

@@SejuanisFlail Top Gentleman is a prestigious title my good sir. 💁

@likith.nnaveen1769 9 ай бұрын

Not very gentlemenly of you to assume otherwise

@mergentaro Жыл бұрын

i'm only 24 minutes in but this gentleman's version of the pod feels more unhinged than normal. It's bringing out the creative innuendos that are making me laugh WAY too hard at work.

@Cashanator Жыл бұрын

Nick’s Vocabulary was astonishingly entertaining and quite spectacular this fine chapter of the Yard. Most enjoyable, yes,

@ortega143 Жыл бұрын

*hmmmyes

@AndrewCouch Жыл бұрын

Aiden is made for podcasting, dude is really well-spoken while also being hillarious

@leikaboss1 Жыл бұрын

Aiden is that you?

@chicken6786 Жыл бұрын

@@leikaboss1 no that's Andrew

@noahmay7708 Жыл бұрын

@@chicken6786 oh cool

@playapiano666 Жыл бұрын

Nick is so effortlessly gentlemanly.

@chilledpenguins8381 Жыл бұрын

Very excited for the gentlemen of The Yard to grace my ears with their classy, couth, gentlemanliness.

@sniperboi21 Жыл бұрын

I'm literally watching this in a cigar lounge trying not to laugh and disturb everyone because that's what a gentleman would do

@joshhammer3649 Жыл бұрын

Honestly the constant threat of a backhand has Enhanced the quality of the episode and I hope they continue this going forward.

@taylifts Жыл бұрын

The fact that they didn't have white gloves on hand to slap each other with just proves that this whole thing was a farce. An absolute sham. A humbug

@TheRenegadem Жыл бұрын

I think Nick definitely exuded that effortlessly gentlemanly behavior the most.

@Weswashigoto Жыл бұрын

Demonetized for violence, Nick's first backhand was truly vicious

@lowkeyprettybad6780 Жыл бұрын

Gentlemanliness 1. Aiden 2. Nick 3. Ludwig 4. Slime

@lordmastercow Жыл бұрын

15 minutes in and this is easily one of the funniest episodes you guys have done

@ursa_hd Жыл бұрын

"can you see my harvest?" being censored is making nick funnier

@krywhal Жыл бұрын

gotta say, the yard is a funnier experience when a lack of expletives forces a more creative discourse

@iiiethan Жыл бұрын

omg krywhal

@krywhal Жыл бұрын

@@iiiethan yo! you a twitter person?

@iiiethan Жыл бұрын

@@krywhal yes @iiiiethan i was a part of cepe before the incidents

@krywhal Жыл бұрын

@@iiiethan NICE!

@natalt7585 Жыл бұрын

I was listening to this while my house set on fire not even joking

@haphapp7282 Жыл бұрын

Your house burning down is perhaps the most gentlemanly thing of all. Harkens back to the great fire of london, from whence the gentlemanly ways were established 🧐🧐🧐

@canonogic Жыл бұрын

This episode was absolutely stupendous, spiffing, and extremely of the hilarious kind

@Henry-zm1vv Жыл бұрын

"Can you see my harvest?" made me laugh literally out loud

@nepawu5063 Жыл бұрын

Nick saying Linus is filled with the powers of a million children is the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks

@fletch-a-sketch9250 Жыл бұрын

That bit and the Twitch Jonestown bit both had me dying. I love Slime so fucking much

@opeitsmeganlee Жыл бұрын

Ludwig + Good Mythical Morning would be a hella good combo

@gothgirls Жыл бұрын

I know that guy who called the one episode a few weeks ago "literally unlistenable" is gonna love this episode

@wassup_bitches Жыл бұрын

nick is so effortlessly a gentleman

@odpieces Жыл бұрын

The "I'm 12" Jonestown homage has got to be one of Slime's best ideas, so fucking funny.

@noahmay7708 Жыл бұрын

Pant's down goin "it's not what it looks like!"

@jordanjoe7276 Жыл бұрын

going from Slime's slow caress to the Segway "linus tech tips scrotum" has gotta be the funniest bit ever on the pod

@zachk05 Жыл бұрын

I like how you can tell how much fun they're having with the gentlemens club

@xX0nlyXxg4MmeR Жыл бұрын

Nick is DEFINITLEY the most gentlemanly of the four yard boys.

@NebbyG69 Жыл бұрын

Aiden looks like a high school violin player performing in their last spring concert

@dcgamer1027 Жыл бұрын

the boys looking effortlessly fly as always

@blankclips Жыл бұрын

I love that they did this for the demonetization of curse words but now have upgraded to “violent actions” which are arguably more demonization heavy.

@kazausti Жыл бұрын

10:46 NPC moment with the legs crossing

@sunbearmads4030 Жыл бұрын

Listening to this in the morning every time a new ep drops makes my day better. Thank y'all for posting and for being such *refined* gentlemen

@haderacho3918 Жыл бұрын

one of the first themed episodes in a hot minute and it's dropped on my birthday! It feels like a great end to the day fr

@jedibongrip Жыл бұрын

The first backhand from Nick was insanely clean

@quiiquee Жыл бұрын

With love, I prefer The Yard and Mogul Mail to Lud's main channel! This is also why I think Lud could have a life long career as a creator if he wanted to. He has already made channels that reach different/older demographics and through time can keep changing and growing!

@assmal8531 Жыл бұрын

Love the vibe slime is bringing this ep

@lezzleee Жыл бұрын

I'm dying laughing at the boys being gentleman. Somehow more hilarious than their normal conversations.

@jasonjavelin Жыл бұрын

Saw the preview and got super hype! Got my Mogul Moves hoodie in the mail Tuesday and can’t wait to have a Yard hoodie to match it. Thanks for the good content boys🤌

@crystyxn Жыл бұрын

How's the quality?

@jasonjavelin Жыл бұрын

@@crystyxn pretty solid, letters are stitched and it’s comfortable as hell, I got a medium and have a smaller frame but it fits me pretty decent. Worth it.

@kingmarco11 Жыл бұрын

they are somehow even more crass in gentlemen mode

@_shiroi_kaze_ Жыл бұрын

Nick is the most gentle man. The first slap of the ep says it all

@glitched2797 Жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite episode ever, I always go back to this one cuz the vibes are on point 😁

@tomaslane6018 Жыл бұрын

This isn’t ‘The Yard’ This is ‘The Porch’

@KcBull Жыл бұрын

can we please have an upload from each of the other members of the Yard in the style of Ludwig on the mogul mail channel.... i think this would be hilarious.

@nahu3lp Жыл бұрын

this is my fav ep so far, love the podcast guys

@muqmanor Жыл бұрын

Nick is the most gentlemanly because that very first backhand was absolutely unmatched for the entire episode

@haarisbutt2075 Жыл бұрын

12:15 to 14:50 has to be in my top 3 funniest yard moments

@YUM0N Жыл бұрын

This is like watching a podcast with one of those left 4 dead mutations on

@BN-tk6ce Жыл бұрын

Slime’s mogul mail would genuinely be one of the funniest things on this earth

@booooooooosh Жыл бұрын

Aiden kinda looks like he belongs in the first twilight movie and I think that's pretty sick

@tictactacos Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is when they swear at 00:57 and the rest of the video is the neverending void of hopelessness

@Ghalvz Жыл бұрын

You guys should get that Mogul Mail person on the Podcast.

@mushroomsynths Жыл бұрын

this was such good idea to make the episode extra fun + make the boys extra cute; im excited for more stuff like this ^.^ also unrealated i would love to see an ep where slime is off a 20mg ir and hes just a normal guy

@AndyAndyAndyAndy Жыл бұрын

Slime interjections are what I live for

@deiiyulol1407 Жыл бұрын

Watching this while my Dentist is Drilling me is so weird yet odly transient listening to the Yard Boys speak while getting drilled in the dentist.

@JohnDoe-px4bq Жыл бұрын

Gentle Ranking: 1. Nick (Effortlessly) 2. Lud (Eloquent and rich) 3.Slime (Looks as if he is the hungriest of loan sharks, but carries himself quite unofficially) 4. Aiden (Needs to learn a lesson)

@TL013 Жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness. With this episode, it made me learn I do codeswitching when I'm working! lmao It's fun to learn new things

@gammagames1413 Жыл бұрын

I finally caught up on the episodes. I started on episode 1 and now I am finally here

@pyritestar1610 Жыл бұрын

This is my birthday episode, so it feels like they got all dressed up for me :)

@uhoh1860 Жыл бұрын

Another exquisite show of gallant repartee between striking gentlemen.

@yungwrld9923 Жыл бұрын

this is one of the best episodes already LMAO

@buboniccraig896 Жыл бұрын

Technically the title is right. The video will end if they swear, they just don't specify when.

@ahoogs13 Жыл бұрын

Man the boys looking like snazzy bears today!

@myrhetorics Жыл бұрын

Falco is so gentlemanly

@luxmtg1430 Жыл бұрын

loved the intro music this week gentlemen

@Hunter_Kennedy1 Жыл бұрын

This might be one of the funniest episodes just because of all the synonyms they used for curse words

@Leoxicon Жыл бұрын

I want to say that I love your content, you guys will never know how much you guys helped me cope with my life. I hate being parasocial, but this is reality. I'm a doctor in pharmacy, I've been in the field and I think I have good idea of the world of psychology after all my clinical rotations. With that out of the way, 00:29:45 it's crazy how much of Lud simp I am. His mouth are saying the same words I want to say. That's how I know all of you have good intentions, not perfect but who is anymore? I will never know what life Lud has had but I can empathize and I share his ideals and his dreams. You guy keep doing what you do, you're bringing a positive to this cruel world.

@shaitekka9864 Жыл бұрын

There's a lesson to be learned on this podcast. I don't know what it is, but there's definitely a lesson.

@A55A553N Жыл бұрын

YES I LOVE THE YINGLING LOVE IN THE BEGINNING, honestly please get him as a guest, he’s unironically one of my favourite unofficial “cast members” I need to meet this man

@theesalad Жыл бұрын

Thee absolute most eloquent gathering of friends discussing real life topics and events. Indeed, spectacular.

@sirapple5034 Жыл бұрын

One word to describe the episode “sophisticated”

@DoctorWheatear Жыл бұрын

Nick most certainly was the most gentlemanly of them all. So effortlessly cool Aswell to boot.

@centaurtale Жыл бұрын

funnily enough, this is the only one I’ve gotten recommended of them all

@daisy-gn9cc Жыл бұрын

so exited for this ep !

@izaakking2229 Жыл бұрын

Who knew a bolo tie could look so effortlessly cool

@waffle749 Жыл бұрын

Ludwig name dropping the try guys before the scandal even dropped, truly content brained. Now he can predict the future for content.

@berger8100 Жыл бұрын

I havent laughed this hard at a pod in a WHILE. good shit boys 🙏

@PacificNorthwestPottery Жыл бұрын

Vasectomy here. There are alot of techniques and it depends on the urologist you go to. My vasectomy was a "no scaple, no stich" procedure. They used local anesthesic, made a puncture, cut the vas deferens, and cauterized the tubes and the puncture. It literally took like 7 minutes and I was back at work after 2 days of chillin. They prescribed a Valium appointment, which helped with the anxiousness.