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@Skawo4 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2019 than to rewatch a 2012-end-off video.
@cheesi4 жыл бұрын
Woah, you're still doing it. Mad respect.
@Skawo4 жыл бұрын
@@cheesi It's tradition
@centurybug4 жыл бұрын
I came here in the specific hope of finding a new one of these lol. Happy new year!
@SMEARGLEX754 жыл бұрын
@@Skawo i watch this video on dec 31, because of this comment
@Zozunium4 жыл бұрын
This legend, right here. Big props to ya!
@Skawo6 ай бұрын
What better way to end off 2023 than to realize 2024 will suck even more while rewatching this video.
@SMEARGLEX756 ай бұрын
Best Tradition.
@kittykat11111111116 ай бұрын
It's almost midnight here and I came to this video looking for your comment! :D
@chaffXgrenade6 ай бұрын
A few days ahead of schedule, but that's good 'cause it gives us plenty of time to find your annual comment. Happy New Year to ya! 😁
@loweflyer77786 ай бұрын
Just turned 2024 3 mins ago for me. Glad to see you here!
@Scybren6 ай бұрын
Amen
@Skawo8 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2015 than to rewatch a 2012-end-off video.
@lewispender8 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@TheFallenXL8 жыл бұрын
+Skawo Wait this was from 2012? LOL
@sakhianwari91688 жыл бұрын
+Prometek ewrqrtrrreease1az
@timothymodeste95898 жыл бұрын
yep
@twent28807 жыл бұрын
Pa que tu papáy
@Skawo10 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2013 than to rewatch a 2012-end-off video.
@Kaiimei10 жыл бұрын
watch a 2011-end-off video?
@joshmatthews302810 жыл бұрын
The Solo Operative How the hell is this a 2011 end of when it was uploaded on 31 Dec 2012. 2012.
@Kaiimei10 жыл бұрын
i mean, watch a video that ended 2011. i see where you're getting confused. i wasn't correcting him. i simply said it in the wrong context. my mistake.
@DTS__10 жыл бұрын
The Solo Operative the video ended 2012. not 2011.
@Kaiimei10 жыл бұрын
Danny sweeting you mis-comprehend.when i said the first comment, it was out of context. what i should have said is "how about, instead of watch a 2012-end off video, watch a 2011-end off video?" there, get it now?
@Skawo5 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2018 than to have an internal debate with oneself about whether to continue this stupid gag.
@psalm40025 жыл бұрын
Keep going if you stop i might think you are dead. I really like this stupid gag.
@munjee25 жыл бұрын
Oh good you did
@Skawo5 жыл бұрын
@kumailmario12 I wish I was
@nukehero99505 жыл бұрын
Returned to this video just for you
@ilikepie3085 жыл бұрын
Never stop.
@Sivos9099 жыл бұрын
"For indoor use only." Does that mean it becomes dangerous if you take it outside?
@nickgoretska38779 жыл бұрын
It would be like 9/11 times 1,000
@IAmAnAdmin8 жыл бұрын
AMERICAAAAAAA FUCK YEAHHH
@ryanlintott68498 жыл бұрын
+Sivos it's because there is more oxygen outdoors, and the fireworks could be potentiuallly more combustable
@PK-er6gh8 жыл бұрын
+Sivos poor british crumpet gobblers.... nothing sums up the disparity in lifestyle between parent and child nations like seeing the difference in the toys we are allowed to own. you brits have tiny smoke sticks and sparkle triangles while we AMERICANS (freedom is the ONLY way) have guns, high explosives, and vast lands with and in which to play... so sad you have to live on a foggy, overpopulated, little island about to become an islamic caliphate while we have a continent to ourselves and all the gunz we want. ;)
@redfreckle20448 жыл бұрын
+Rick “Jim River” Styles you can keep your guns, as well as your undereducated and obese population, enjoy!
@Skawo Жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2022 than to increase Ashens' engagement statistics on his 2012-end-off video once again.
@Maeshup Жыл бұрын
Another year, another Skawo post. Good to see you still being alive. Here's to another year.
@kittykat1111111111 Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment :)
@centurybug Жыл бұрын
I genuinely enjoy these, it's like my only new year's tradition lol
@loweflyer7778 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see you are still here! Im a bit late but it has become a january tradition to see if you have checked in
@SMEARGLEX75 Жыл бұрын
@@centurybug Same here, ha.
@widowpeak61428 жыл бұрын
1:42 "Remember, you must always, always light these with a long-handled safety match." - FLOOOOOSH -
@andrewware.n51747 жыл бұрын
Widow Peak your pics awesome btw
@widowpeak61427 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate!
@andrewware.n51747 жыл бұрын
No problem where is the style from? Or did you make it up ?
@ophunta4 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2019 than in loving memory of Skawo
@masonasaro21182 жыл бұрын
who’s skawo?
@ArchangelExile2 жыл бұрын
@@masonasaro2118 Some fool leaving a comment on this video every year.
@MrFunreal10 жыл бұрын
i think that blowtorch is so strong that it immediately rendered everything useless. Like you would ignite the whole new years rocket and the field around it, instead of the fuse
@turbogizmo63799 жыл бұрын
yes its like PWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@artrosemedia3539 жыл бұрын
Ashens, I think you ruined them by the force of the blowtorch...
@hermannfegelein41599 жыл бұрын
***** yeah true
@mariaedkins95179 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@delta62449 жыл бұрын
Maria Edkins Not really though, I mean how could using a blowtorch change anything?
@goldenegg8of1009 жыл бұрын
Charles Preston It ignites the whole thing, all the way through.
@solidcake34019 жыл бұрын
goldenegg8of100 I've used the exact same pack as this an used matches to light them.. it was basically exactly the same result just took longer to spark up 😃
@MrGeorgeFlorcus9 жыл бұрын
"I think it's rising up to attack me." I don't know hwy I find that funny.
@charlene58819 жыл бұрын
maybe cause of the way he's saying it XD
@MrKaprson9 жыл бұрын
Man, his comentary is so cool I just rolled laughing in some situation :D ... The Hydra and the first torch that just burned and poofed a little in the end got me hard ... .. IDK whether its by the late hour, or by the fact that im high ... but this video is the funniest thing Ive seen today!
@BasilBonehead7 жыл бұрын
Ashens specials in dry/deadpan humor
@Sheehy22310 жыл бұрын
"Always ALWAYS light these with a long handled safety match!" *pulls out blowtorch*
@NyanBi9 жыл бұрын
"It seems to be spontaneously producing excrement." ~Ashens 2012
@kryl0b9 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you, 2012! This is what the new year is all about! oh... Come back, 2012. We didn't mean it..." Why can't I stop laughing at that!?
@tbnrfragsdoescoc70078 жыл бұрын
its at 7:59
@corrinbielawski80353 жыл бұрын
Even more funny in 2021.
@Skawo6 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2017 than to make an unfunny repeated comment.
@lolfunacount6 жыл бұрын
it will be fresh when it's 2018 tho /s lol
@LadyBernkastel926 жыл бұрын
I can't think of one. See you next year.
@ReshiramR526 жыл бұрын
Skawo happy new year
@unanonymous46556 жыл бұрын
All right mate see ya next year
@shadowtheimpure6 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed at your dedication to the joke, to be honest.
@philipbarriesda92398 жыл бұрын
the blowtorch was more impressive
@IVR028 жыл бұрын
I actually remember lighting one of those "Rising Cobra" things last New Years Eve, namely because my mother commented about how it looked like a giant pile of shit.
@DigitalSquirrel7 жыл бұрын
Shoulda made a big pile of all the ones left. That would be something.
@nalkarauke10 жыл бұрын
the blowtorch was more impressive than the actual "fireworks"
@PawsAJ9 жыл бұрын
WHEN HE OPENED THE SPARKLERS I WAS LIKE "I WANT HIM TO LIGHT ALL OF THEM AT ONCE" WHEN HE DIDNT I WAS DISSAPOINTED BUT HE DID IT AT THE END ASHENS IS MY SAVIOUR
@curbstomper25988 жыл бұрын
4:21 I have amazing pause timing
@madgirllolly5 жыл бұрын
I love Ashens channel, you start watching a video assuming it must be relatively recent only to discover its from the beginning of time
@Martin-le6rz10 жыл бұрын
in 2013 we did those rising cobras and my dad made a joke about it being devil sh!t. xD best new years ever.
@Serucipe11 жыл бұрын
Best part ever: "Oh, wait, something's happening!" *top of stick falls off*
@officialnaysayerz10 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched this for months and it still cracks me up, just thought I needed my Ashens fix :)
@hbaggg9 жыл бұрын
'a long handled match' *uses blowtorch* no ashens, a blowtorch isnt a long-handles match.
@BeaverIAB9 жыл бұрын
That's. The. Joke.
@hbaggg9 жыл бұрын
Beaver In A Blender "no ashens, a blowtorch isnt a long-handles match." Thats. The. Joke.
@BeaverIAB9 жыл бұрын
No, that's repeating what happened in the video.
@hbaggg9 жыл бұрын
Beaver In A Blender Yeah, You've not seen the meme, have you.
@BeaverIAB9 жыл бұрын
Skaterboybob I've not been interested in memes since 2012, really.
@thechilledquagsire55128 жыл бұрын
Where can I buy a torch of urinary tract infection?
@SJR23012 жыл бұрын
2022. Please be better than the last 2.
@himiranda123 Жыл бұрын
was it?
@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones958510 жыл бұрын
Brilliant video! Two other indoor fireworks I remember from my childhood: A pellet that instead of flashing intermittently gives off tiny white "snowflakes", so you have your own little Arctic blizzard going on in your living room. A sheet of brown paper which, when lit, turns green and curls up like a fern leaf. When I think about it, I can still smell those burning chemicals.
@Pesthuf9 жыл бұрын
Melting the money you paid for that would have produced a more interesting effect.
@burningchicken9910 жыл бұрын
There is a flash of a weird creepy face at 4:21.
@Martin-le6rz10 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh, I saw it too!
@ben312910 жыл бұрын
***** I like your username =)
@ben312910 жыл бұрын
I think i've seen you...
@SuperPeoplecanfly10 жыл бұрын
Yeah because I wanted to sleep tonight (I paused the vid went to the toilet and came back to THAT!?!
@minecraftmalazer1239 жыл бұрын
you can see it pretty clearly when you slow the the speed down to 0.25
@MrChaosCL10 жыл бұрын
The matches are actually pretty awesome. They are sold in a package of about 10-15 in my country, and you can put them underwater, and they still work if you take them out. Only they burn for a lot longer ( about a 30-60 seconds ). So they are extremely good when going camping or such, considering they are also windproof.
@kendalltisinger258710 жыл бұрын
"You must always use a long handled match" *Gets out blow torch*
@keithjrisk10 жыл бұрын
I think the non-stick surface of your cookie sheet may be ruined.
@side2sideful10 жыл бұрын
It's bought from fecking Poundland. I doubt it even HAS a non-stick surface.
@kieranattempsMC10 жыл бұрын
rtainc no just 1 pound or less
@OdaSwifteye10 жыл бұрын
rtainc Ontop of that you WILL find most if not all of the stuff you see on his video. Even the horrible toys which makes for a good laugh.
@subg91656 жыл бұрын
rtainc 3 years ago, no. now, yes
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
Where were you Skawo? God knows fireworks were needed to end 2020
@matthooper55448 жыл бұрын
I think the force of the blowtorch might have been detrimental to the effect of the indoor fireworks
@boethiah128 жыл бұрын
That or the fireworks are just shit. You know, I'm think inking they might just be shit.
@FiveSigma729 жыл бұрын
Ashens to ashens, funk to funky, we kno- yeah yeah I'm going....
@foxeltalks90699 жыл бұрын
The fact that ashens would risk his life like this for us. Brings a tear to my eye.
@CrazyRiverOtter10 жыл бұрын
The first one they called the "Tutan" But it's visuals were very bland. Ashens got the thing lit But the product was shit And Stuart was an unhappy man. The second they called the "Black Magic" And the smoke that it spewed was quite tragic It really should be Thrown into the sea With the fish it would be quite pelagic. "Rising Cobra's" the name of the third 'twas not caught by the ol' early bird Expanded it did But you've noticed, kid, The end product looked just like a turd. "Pharaohs Poison" was Tutan except slow And the whole thing just really blows It may have been bright But it isn't alright 'Cause this thing's insultingly slow...
@Niker1079 жыл бұрын
Bravo!
@IvyAltdrachen9 жыл бұрын
* applauds *
@XsubXzer0XforeverX9 жыл бұрын
Ben Yahtzee is that you? :3
@turbogizmo63799 жыл бұрын
***** no the stick figure is Rob. he murdered bob because he was sick of his shit.
@CrazyRiverOtter9 жыл бұрын
***** If only...
@GlennWebbVideos11 жыл бұрын
As underwhelming as it is I have a feeling it looks better on video than it does in person
@PyreValor Жыл бұрын
We need another one of these
@Skullomaniaaaa10 жыл бұрын
I HAVE WAITED SOME AMOUNT OF YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT AND IT HAS MADE THE NEW YEAR THE BEST IT HAS AND WILL EVER BE FOREVER
@Matmamtmamtmamtmamtm3 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2020 than to rewatch a 2012-end-off video, aye Skawo?
@stephenpaget151710 жыл бұрын
As much as I hate to admit it, the snakes were somewhat amusing to watch.
@rockerseven Жыл бұрын
Those snakes look like hell is pooing lol
@ETWCBf3CLAN9 жыл бұрын
why did i just discover this channel and have watched 15 episodes straight? xD
@praetoriantiberius5298 жыл бұрын
'Rising Cobra' was quite good at first.
@Trapperx8910 жыл бұрын
Happy 2014 =D This is my first New Years video =D I watched it last year too.
@characharachara4 жыл бұрын
What a way to start the new decade, watching one of my favourite videos from ashens!
@xavierhughes55229 жыл бұрын
The rising cobra just blew all the fma fans minds
@therexdragonblade68219 жыл бұрын
Xander McFarland ?
@xavierhughes55229 жыл бұрын
Nevermind, Conservation of mass joke
@therexdragonblade68219 жыл бұрын
Xander McFarland No, I understood it. I simply needed to confirm that you were referencing FMA.
@xavierhughes55229 жыл бұрын
Oh. Okay :D
@DialgoPrima9 жыл бұрын
Xander McFarland Except true FMA fans would not see the reaction as the creation of mass from nothing, but rather as the buring of matter resulting in a chemical breakdown of the substance resulting in mass amounts of carbon being left behind which, when joined in such a mass quantity, rapidly expand.
@macerone448 жыл бұрын
i got slightly depressed watching this. i was imagining a young child that has a really messed up family but for one night they tried to make the poor boy happy. :(
@annasthesia84328 жыл бұрын
Oh, come on! Now you made ME sad.
@ClonesDream8 жыл бұрын
+macerone44 The parents cheered unenthusiastically as their only child gasped in surprise at the colours and sparks. Then the wife asks the husband why he didn't get anything for Little Bobby's Birthday. The drunken husband shrugs. The wife raises her voice, but then swiftly gets shut down by a slap to the face by the man. The sparks are still flying, and Bobby looks up from the rusted metal tray and the faint "pwshhhh" of the sparks. The wife sobs silently in the corner, as the husband shouts at her, saying she's always the same. She can't grow up. She doesn't have a job. It's all her fault. Little Bobby looks down at his tray once again, trying to block out the screams. The husband exclaims that he has enough of this family. He hates his wife and his only child. He walks out of the apartament, slamming the door shut behind him. The wife takes out a cigarette, lights it and starts smoking. The sparks have died out, and there is only faint smoke coming from the residue of the little pellet. The wife, shaking, looks over at her son. Her legs are crossed. Her mascara is dripping down her face from the tears. She looks at Little Bobby and says: _Happy fucking birthday_ Yeah, I got a C in my English ;D
@britishcadet8 жыл бұрын
+
@FlamewingfromThunderclan8 жыл бұрын
+ClonesDream i really liked that little story :3
@dekutony8 жыл бұрын
5:00 that looks like something that a fire person would poop
@mamesmck52363 жыл бұрын
To be fair, those sparklers captured by the camera looked impressive
@rubikgaming65189 жыл бұрын
after i finished my epileptic fit i kinda found this kinds cool!
@fuegosonic9310 жыл бұрын
It's a turd hydra
@uching171810 жыл бұрын
I think that firework had eaten a bad curry the night before.
@gilgammesh110 жыл бұрын
"Yoloooo!" Lmao
@xaviersimmons88653 жыл бұрын
those flameing torches are just storm matches. i have several of em
@Jeremy045911 жыл бұрын
11:35. The sheer malaise and lack of enthusiasm behind that yolo is hilarious.
@cassi7547410 жыл бұрын
The Rising Cobra makes matter from nothing! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
@ArinJager110 жыл бұрын
you can make these snakes (or serpents or whatever) with baking soda and sugar... and something (spirit, was it?) [ *SPIRIT OF AN UNBORN CHILD!* ]
@AsymptoteInverse10 жыл бұрын
I know you can do it with saltpeter. But if you put too much saltpeter, you get many flames.
@sabor430711 жыл бұрын
i have never been more excited
@ninjabuddy110 жыл бұрын
A new years spent watching fire is never wasted.
@ureyesrbleeding110 жыл бұрын
Should have crushed up all the flashing magnesium ones and light them all at once
@shlightoversight10 жыл бұрын
Your lighter is obliterating the shit out of the fireworks!
@MegaAstroFan189 жыл бұрын
Love the way he says 'yolo', actually makes the phrase sound awesome.
@mattheweldridge426111 жыл бұрын
I don't care what people say I love these
@pferreira19838 жыл бұрын
What Stuart should have done is group them all together and then light them.
@Char10tti38 жыл бұрын
Heard... strange things about Waiting for Godot.
@raideus43388 жыл бұрын
Nothing happens... Twice
@charlesgauthier7608 жыл бұрын
A whole lot of nothing happens.
@Lozzlepoppleful11 жыл бұрын
:') I love ashens "I think it's actually crawling out to attack me" lmao I could watch these videos all day (I do)
@Thundalife7 жыл бұрын
For some reason I have made this vid a little tradition for myself I watch it every new years and 4th of July thanks for this content.
@RS250Squid3 жыл бұрын
Ashens in 2012: "Fuck you, 2012" Me in 2020: Awww, cute!
@ArtypNk8 жыл бұрын
Snakes really do look like shits that come out from another dimension.
@patrickmcmullen14674 жыл бұрын
Baby sparklers, hooray! 🧨
@NikkiCadd11 жыл бұрын
Probably the best "yolo" on the internet!!!
@TheImmortalPwnage10 жыл бұрын
Your flame thrower is too weak, no wonder they look awesome!
@TheImmortalPwnage10 жыл бұрын
Also, i just realized, on the packet it said ONLY FOR INDOOR USE. Well, i know you cant use outdoor fireworks inside due to the explosions. So why cant you use these outside? take the tray from pound land with you?!
@davidbutler56129 жыл бұрын
1:36 Understandable, I mean, what kind of idiot would pull out a blowtorch and light things on fire anywhere near an old brown sofa?
@ramosenrique36879 жыл бұрын
He does melt bad toys with a blowtorch on his sofa
@Quakekill1848 жыл бұрын
I spat my tea out with laughter at 3:27
@Turnbull503 жыл бұрын
Used to buy these in the late 1950’s
@Gigidag776 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2017 than to rewatch a 2012-end-off video.
@CorndogCrusader5 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2018 than to steal someone else's joke. Fuck off.
@nytrodioxide4 жыл бұрын
What better way to begin 2020 than watch some guy in England set things on fire and watch them disappointingly fizz out
@stonigee79977 жыл бұрын
3:29 Omg, Hilarious. He should've added a little fart noise for comedic effect.
@happydorkgirl8 жыл бұрын
I don't care how many times I watch this - I physically laugh at the end every single time when he uses that phrase.
@harry__vince2 жыл бұрын
What better way to end off 2021 than to rewatch a 2012-end-off video.
@Satchel4567 жыл бұрын
Those rising snake ones seriously do look like a stack of shit rising out of the flames.
@mattdag695 жыл бұрын
Bring indoor fireworks series back ashy :).
@lurn2minecraft8 жыл бұрын
The rising cobras are like what happens if you put a marshmallow in a fire. Exciting.
@420Impeller9 жыл бұрын
4:21 Hello what ever face that is!
@trashcan90859 жыл бұрын
Yeah creepy face I saw the flash then I slowed down then I saw it
@420Impeller9 жыл бұрын
It looks like a large man with a beard.
@Tomversal9 жыл бұрын
Kirby .K its chef excellence
@420Impeller9 жыл бұрын
Okay
@Tomversal9 жыл бұрын
if you watch ashens cheese bags you will know who he is
@foxman1059 жыл бұрын
I think you broke those things by using a torch to be honest...
@turbogizmo63799 жыл бұрын
Especially ashens torch. it's like PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Hawx20207 жыл бұрын
Happy 2017! I watch this every year, its my tradition.
@Sky-wm6tl11 жыл бұрын
I finally got to pause it at the right time. Now I can't sleep
@JayGaming36010 жыл бұрын
In America we have the rising cobra's, but they are coming out of a cardboard dog's butt.
@MistaAcorn10 жыл бұрын
YES
@CorndogCrusader5 жыл бұрын
I'd expect nothing less from the US.
@JackieBright8 жыл бұрын
who's watching in 2016
@supermanlypunch8 жыл бұрын
Honestly the names of these things were more entertaining than the actual effects of them. That's how you know you've failed at making fireworks.
@Formoka7 жыл бұрын
The purple glowing was kind of nice. And the green fire looked like every Disney villain's magic.
@elixxarose9 жыл бұрын
Your extractor fan is very quiet, ours is a great clunking heap of shit..................................... Just like these "fireworks"
@zwz.zdenek9 жыл бұрын
He probably has it on the low setting (they usually have 3 speeds). You can't get much quieter at the high speed because the air itself is producing the noise.
@elixxarose9 жыл бұрын
zwz • zdenek he also probably has a modern one..... Ours looks like its from the 50's.
@pwn3ronetwothree10 жыл бұрын
4:22 What the hell was that?
@Bashyb10 жыл бұрын
Day 21: Im running low on resources, My Index finger has gone numb, my eyes are bleeding, sometimes i wonder, if one of these days, ill click it on time.
@thesanik639110 жыл бұрын
a fat guys face
@IamStuMacher6 жыл бұрын
A disappointment
@TheDisasterMaster6 жыл бұрын
Probably Big Clive
@andreaswahl66449 жыл бұрын
This was both the funniest and the most boring firework video i have ever watched. Simply fascinating.
@lordoflextape57989 жыл бұрын
Oh this made my day
@Skawo3 жыл бұрын
Fuck 2020, it doesn't get a comment
@chaffXgrenade3 жыл бұрын
After all the bullshit 2020's thrown at us, I'm inclined to agree. It doesn't deserve the annual meme comment (but hey, at least you made it through). See ya on 12/31/2021.