Is It Okay to Touch Mars?

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Extraterrestrial Liberty: link.springer.com/chapter/10.1...
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NASA Mars time program: www.giss.nasa.gov/tools/mars24/
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@Gunnplay 3 жыл бұрын

Title: Is It Okay to Touch Mars? Michael: The universe doesn't care if you die.

@tomasnones 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@sendosnu9814 2 жыл бұрын

Sad but true

@jakeweberzwier8655 2 жыл бұрын

There is nothing subjective about the universe

@ash_tray_6 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 made me lol

@gabahoe_gbh1333 2 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh lol out loud

@HakarDoski 7 жыл бұрын

Is it ok to touch uranus ?

@pikachu896 7 жыл бұрын

e_e

@ulysessoliverasponyman 7 жыл бұрын

Hakar Doski lol

@ulysessoliverasponyman 7 жыл бұрын

Hakar Doski I see what you did there

@alawi3246 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe but we still have to talk to big boy jupiter

@ragnkja 7 жыл бұрын

When it comes to gas giants, the difficulty would be finding a surface to touch.

@FareSkwareGamesFSG 2 жыл бұрын

17:34 Vsauce quote of the day: "What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out."

@fundo3653 6 ай бұрын

That made me cry

@clam1940 2 ай бұрын

He is asking to us should us human be creator of world and what is our purpose in life as human in the same video 🤯

@clam1940 2 ай бұрын

Oh shit im late as fuck

@mad3ub_ Ай бұрын

Fr @@clam1940

@defectpawn7194 12 күн бұрын

Right up there next to "Where did you get that body?"

@princefoxv 8 ай бұрын

Man, I didn’t realize how old this video was so when he said 2016 it hit me like a truck

@NinjaFreeStar Ай бұрын

Same, I was fully taken aback 😢

@pacingBlue Ай бұрын

Same here, in another video though, where he uses an old Samsung, like an s3 or sth. Time goes by..

@sqwertt8605 4 жыл бұрын

“Mars rotates 2.7%slower” Oh our sleep schedule is gonna love that

@theyoshi202 4 жыл бұрын

Not sure if this is sarcastic but tbh I’d actually really like that. I’m never tired at night but always wanna sleep 2 more hours in the morning.

@theyoshi202 4 жыл бұрын

@Just an alien with some internet access Oh ok. Still, I’d love an extra 30 mins each day.

@prashantbommareddy6793 4 жыл бұрын

Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%

@rianharrington1505 4 жыл бұрын

Ez claps

@curtisleblanc5897 4 жыл бұрын

@Just an alien with some internet access Yeah, yeah, su- Wait. What the-?!

@Baylorain 3 жыл бұрын

“Where did you get that body” Me: *sweating* “The one you are in right now” Me: *relieved*

@avnishbadoni1393 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@yahiaberair9578 3 жыл бұрын

I got it from my daddy

@pietponger4074 3 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh made me smile

@legendarywarrior7396 3 жыл бұрын

@Chernobeel I got it from Joe.

@swaglord5 3 жыл бұрын

@@legendarywarrior7396 who... is joe

@stopmostu 4 ай бұрын

Kid named mars

@brendanness 15 күн бұрын

This needs more likes

@ej_makesvideos 7 ай бұрын

Earth 49372719-49372732 kids: “It’s just a planet” 5000000BC-1000000 kids: *nostalgia*

@D-Man_Jam 3 жыл бұрын

_"A month from now, your skin will be completely different skin."_ *Then why do I still have acne*

@oumardiop1 3 жыл бұрын

do you still have it, its been a month

@Sabinator3000 3 жыл бұрын

it’s been a month, how ya doing?

@humanleg8124 3 жыл бұрын

And dermatitis?

@debkalpapal2682 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@debkalpapal2682 3 жыл бұрын

Spelt as Limaffa-o

@loganmayo7516 7 жыл бұрын

Did he just call me dirt

@gabrielmaisonet2843 7 жыл бұрын

you succ

@_____._..--_ 7 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@mateuszbugaj799 7 жыл бұрын

*triggered*

@wdvorak 7 жыл бұрын

Technically, he called us all dirt.

@fullestauto8912 7 жыл бұрын

Wil D Technically...m We *ARE* all dust. Even hour water-based parts

@Alvaro-gt1si Жыл бұрын

"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darn "life" thing is, keeping It around might very will be up to us"

@quest-cequecesttonvisage 2 ай бұрын

we owe it at least that much

@josepha7157 Жыл бұрын

@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.

@nafnist Жыл бұрын

Here's the update: We're not gonna put a human on Mars any time soon, let alone colonize it. Elon lied.

@gracecodd4378 7 ай бұрын

You just made me feel old

@TheEpicRen 3 жыл бұрын

“Only OG’s remember earth”

@-guitarhero 3 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia 100

@derpy__7 3 жыл бұрын

If we ever start living on Mars some people will say that for sure.

@siddhantdeshpande4962 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it is edited makes me more suspicious🤔🤔

@rafi_sensei5421 3 жыл бұрын

Would those born on Mars still be considered earthlings?

@bunnymerlin 3 жыл бұрын

@MadMaddox martians*

@bernhardtrian7471 7 жыл бұрын

Imagine the first born baby on mars . More famous than the Kardasihans

@hannibustoogfyrre6074 7 жыл бұрын

Tahir Akkaya what if that kid IS a Kardashian?! *shivers*

@DetectiveDerpy 7 жыл бұрын

+Hannibus 42 rip

@kangasushi8929 7 жыл бұрын

Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.

@lowqualityshitposts8860 7 жыл бұрын

New State mars: The Kardashian Dynasty

@just4skyrim 7 жыл бұрын

Artificial gravity.

@street_pisser 11 ай бұрын

This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.

@invisible.spectra5809 Жыл бұрын

“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote

@grantmarks7429 5 жыл бұрын

Question: Can You Touch Mars? Michael: *You are Mars*

@Kurachi84 5 жыл бұрын

**touches himself** hey, Mars.... you single?

@user-zo4sh9hr2d 5 жыл бұрын

*you are dirt*

@animax2422 4 жыл бұрын

@theitalianstallion973 4 жыл бұрын

I want a mars Chan

@ryanaugustine5940 4 жыл бұрын

But the more important question is can Mars touch you?

@Guts-the-Berserker 7 жыл бұрын

*BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!*

@addie2203 7 жыл бұрын

omg I remember that XD

@kryster2987 7 жыл бұрын

then casca *wasn't "touched" by griffith???? because science??

@devicintron7837 7 жыл бұрын

Kryster Espeleta Hey Guts, when is the hiatus gonna end? When are you and Griffith gonna scrap again?

@ThePhoenix561 6 жыл бұрын

Gunner, it's actually "is anything real?" reference

@colourfulseal2595 6 жыл бұрын

Haha, 8:45

@dertyluck 5 ай бұрын

17:34 Michael has actually taught me so much about life and perspective. He’s helped me through time of depression while also educating me 😭

@jordanm.5508 Жыл бұрын

Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)

@seimeinaiii 11 ай бұрын

Really? Are you going into space?

@croissantsareaustrianactually 9 ай бұрын

How's your life going now

@sussydogelikesplanes 29 күн бұрын

@@seimeinaiii aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff

@Christopherlidis 7 жыл бұрын

If Mars has a flag, what's Earth's flag?

@edarksummie 7 жыл бұрын

I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag. And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.

@LetoZeth 7 жыл бұрын

Cancer.

@TheScoutGuyYTPs 7 жыл бұрын

@LetoZeth you are cancer xd

@salvinho9932 7 жыл бұрын

The american

@alexsiemers7898 7 жыл бұрын

The United Nations flag.

@liamcastillo 7 жыл бұрын

The End tho...

@snapped1220 7 жыл бұрын

Liam Castillo heavy shxt

@luciano8528 7 жыл бұрын

TwinCitiesApe yep haha

@misterpuggers8220 7 жыл бұрын

a7x?

@BrianLovesYou 7 жыл бұрын

It's not a Vsauce video if it doesn't give you a existential crisis.

@not_vj 7 жыл бұрын

Liam Castillo, Subscribe to my channel

@PowerScissor Жыл бұрын

I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion. I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time. Now that's all I'm thinking about.

@tracychristenson177 Жыл бұрын

I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.

@abdullahmughal123 7 жыл бұрын

are we the aliens that will conquer mars

@corbin5414 7 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Pervaiz. I never thought about that

@yippee188 7 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Pervaiz omg i'mma alian

@katmintgi 7 жыл бұрын

*brain explodes*

@chelstoncontent 7 жыл бұрын

Madison Welch same lol

@georgeallee16 7 жыл бұрын

or are we dancers

@LewisH3RE 7 жыл бұрын

Michael, your tie is damn nice.

@JakubLeliel 7 жыл бұрын

The question is - "where did he get his tie?" ;) 14:52

@Jaybiiird 7 жыл бұрын

yep lol :-)

@RyanJones-lv9dj 7 жыл бұрын

I honestly want to know where he got it from It's very very nice

@isaiah1065 7 жыл бұрын

Alfred Lewis Michael! Michael! Where did you get your tie from?

@miskerwhiskers5965 7 жыл бұрын

Y'all are tripping me the fuck out

@michaelmellon6851 Жыл бұрын

I always enjoy your videos. Always a big fan of National Geographic.

@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq Жыл бұрын

How is NG relevant?

@olivercharles2930 Жыл бұрын

@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq This video was sponsored by Nat Geo

@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq Жыл бұрын

@@olivercharles2930 Ah, yeah: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gbuUl9xpt63bnqc.html&lc=UgwLCjgVOIYPAbHwG7t4AaABAg.9jfQPJYhXA89k0eKGH0WNO#:~:text=thanks%20to%20nat%20geo%20for%20sponsoring%20this%20video

@Domaik_ 8 ай бұрын

Man this is a really good video with deep, important questions and points. Well done.

@Dookiemunche 7 жыл бұрын

You can touch Mars but only if it gives you consent

@vincentnicholson3946 7 жыл бұрын

When you're a star, they just let you do it.

@Joker-gs6cl 7 жыл бұрын

+Vincent Nicholson lol. That is smart.

@idontbelieveinpenises1952 7 жыл бұрын

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO It's worse cause I just ate a Mars Bar... With consent, of course.

@goambriz 7 жыл бұрын

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO Trump would just go for it...

@BariumCobaltNitrog3n 7 жыл бұрын

Acowname4 hours ago"Not without it's consent." Copycat.

@truthfeline805 3 жыл бұрын

"You're just a really neat thing dirt does" thanks michael, I need that...

@themattbat999 3 жыл бұрын

i can't tell whether you were encouraged or depressed by his statement.

@friedchicken1 3 жыл бұрын

@@themattbat999 probably both

@themattbat999 3 жыл бұрын

@@friedchicken1 understandable, Vsauce makes me both question and appreciate my existence.

@hoangduchai7356 3 жыл бұрын

Michael: Is it okay to touch mars? Guy named Mars: SWEATS NERVOUSLY

@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 3 жыл бұрын

That might've been the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me

@SantiagoAbud 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.

@xeninterloper 2 жыл бұрын

Very interesting video, you pose a lot of questions and thoughts that never occurred to me!

@AlexisAlexander646 7 жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.

@AlexisAlexander646 7 жыл бұрын

@cosmospacer6966 7 жыл бұрын

Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming

@whatshappeninganymore2473 7 жыл бұрын

Solo Hunter Ooh.

@anders5611 7 жыл бұрын

SpaceX*

@whatshappeninganymore2473 7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Leiser O bby

@frailty1288 7 жыл бұрын

Bitmap Spelled it makes no sense Pronounced equals a like

@Dylanzu 7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@bluerobot7 6 ай бұрын

It's a perfect fact that today this video was uploaded 7 years ago and 2030 will come after 7 years. Vsauce theme+

@adamperry835 Жыл бұрын

Michael telling me that I'm "a really neat thing that dirt does" is the most existential crisis inducing thing I've ever heard

@frogmantyla 5 жыл бұрын

I really just let a dude named Michael call me dirt.

@msbreezy8310 5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@cffeebear988 5 жыл бұрын

I get bulled called dirt so I feel you

@Dubby-vh2ke 5 жыл бұрын

Child orphan Boy peace of shit..... mate, I think you mean piece of shit.

@RoseOnFire 5 жыл бұрын

@A.A.V. 5 жыл бұрын

Yo were you get that mask?

@poncho.4127 6 жыл бұрын

Watching a Vsauce video: - Let's go to Mars! - Why do I exist?

@naturesbeast4634 6 жыл бұрын

Spontaneous combustion of the human body makes sense now!

@noxxi 6 жыл бұрын

couldn't have said it better myself kudos to you, good sir

@republicapopularchina580 6 жыл бұрын

Just like James May.

@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 6 жыл бұрын

poncho. And that's why noodles aren't green.

@matthiasschoumatthiasson7638 6 жыл бұрын

poncho. O

@Archarian 9 ай бұрын

That ending speech starting with "Volcanoes at Io" was pure poetry

@oyaoyaoya1009 5 жыл бұрын

Video: Is it okay to touch Mars? Michael: Worms remind me of the night sky

@davianscofield5893 5 жыл бұрын

Ami BRIT they remind me of the night sky too

@coffinfeeder7732 4 жыл бұрын

Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.

@14o1chan 4 жыл бұрын

@@coffinfeeder7732 *"...higher form of humor that evokes such laughter"*

@pauldh62 4 жыл бұрын

Would those be Thread Worms?

@allegrovivace6806 4 жыл бұрын

@blunts1988 7 жыл бұрын

Whenever Vsauce uploads a new video, I watch it enthusiastically, regardless of the topic.

@dipesh7512 7 жыл бұрын

same

@dax3m 7 жыл бұрын

No One aems

@attilapataki46 7 жыл бұрын

i would say the same but i love space themed ones more :P

@goldeyepodcast2614 7 жыл бұрын

Simpson Blunt I'm not a dumbass because I look at the topic fucking dumbass

@ericandre6554 7 жыл бұрын

Jalackoton what?

@mrscrunklebot Жыл бұрын

“L + Ratio + Touch mars + No oxygen 👽”

@nezukochan471 Жыл бұрын

bruh

@OmarHyari2009 Жыл бұрын

"Oh you play Genshin Impact? Yeah go touch Mars dust."

@gdcatypila6155 7 ай бұрын

"where did you find that body , the one youre in right now" Vsauce knows me on a spiritual level

@StoopidMonkey06 7 жыл бұрын

That closing speech hit me hard. I didn't cry, but it certainly did fuck up my brain.

@SoCuteAriRoblox 7 жыл бұрын

dude me too meaning of life speech

@francoagosto2624 7 жыл бұрын

I fucking cried a little bit, I felt the Bern

@mrburke1998 7 жыл бұрын

pumpkin spice clorox bleach, fuck you

@LeTtRrZ 7 жыл бұрын

Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.

@kaylajude2453 7 жыл бұрын

Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.

@ginothevader6258 4 жыл бұрын

**looks at watch** Vsauce: “It is currently 2016”

@goned216 4 жыл бұрын

you can clearly notice that he is a time traveller >:C

@redmptiondenied 4 жыл бұрын

You act like there isnt a watch that has the date 🤦🏻‍♀️

@goned216 4 жыл бұрын

@@redmptiondenied the time travel clock :) lol still, why does he look at the clock VSauce has no notion of time :o

@user-ix6lu9rn1m 4 жыл бұрын

Deja. He’s not acting like that at all

@cucktagon3018 4 жыл бұрын

O R I S I T?

@MikeTheManiac616 7 ай бұрын

this man always gave me goosebumps at the end of his videos

@that_guy7775 10 ай бұрын

watching this in 2023 thinking 7 years is not gonna do it

@theultagamer1295 7 жыл бұрын

"Where did you get that body?" - Michael 2016

@Drekromancer 6 жыл бұрын

TheUltaGamer12 I got it from my momma

@signmanstrr5577 6 жыл бұрын

People saying this is a pick-up line, but to me this sounds more like he just found a murderer in the alleyway.

@AbyssPriestess 6 жыл бұрын

"Where are your fingers?"

@parthiancapitalist2733 6 жыл бұрын

TheUltaGamer12 lol "pan_sperm_ia"

@Lothar445 6 жыл бұрын

I got it from my daddy.

@donovanfn 3 жыл бұрын

“Hey what’s your nationality?” “Martian” “Oh, cool I’m from the moon.”

@navedhasan4632 3 жыл бұрын

Marsian

@corveii5820 3 жыл бұрын

Martian*

@donovanfn 3 жыл бұрын

K I fixed it

@donovanfn 3 жыл бұрын

@@vukkraguljac2855 idk

@saintiemon9293 3 жыл бұрын

moonling

@izzymillar4568 Жыл бұрын

Amazing the content i love it its really chill

@muhammadkamal7709 Жыл бұрын

Michael resonate so perfectly with life in form of human brain. I think beyond my self after listening to you, thank you.

@TobiasBalk 7 жыл бұрын

Why does Mars need a flag? Earth doesn't have a flag

@firemonkey4379 7 жыл бұрын

I feel like they should divide a certain area and make it the first state or country of Mars and make that the temporary flag of Mars since different countries in the distant future may try to occupy Mars as well.

@Halo1138 7 жыл бұрын

The first colony would essentially be everything. Once a Martian society forms, they may likely form countries or regions, states, provinces, stuff where flags can be useful again. A Martian flag like the one above would be very symbolic. I mean, it's the first flag for the first colony on the first planet inhabited other than Earth.

@seniorpedro9654 7 жыл бұрын

+Veritox Flag is a symbol.

@user-us6nh5qy8q 7 жыл бұрын

True

@maurodavid6492 7 жыл бұрын

Led Zeppelin symbols would be great for Mars. Oh, in orange colouring obviously.

@dripcat5940 3 жыл бұрын

60 years from now memes will be like: "If you knew this blue planet, your childhood was awesome."

@thetimelapseguy8 3 жыл бұрын

It would be cool to start a new civilization with no laws on Mars though.

@inspirationmovemebrightly9627 3 жыл бұрын

😳

@torpuido4398 2 жыл бұрын

@@thetimelapseguy8 2b2t in real life

@oyungogdfrust4136 2 жыл бұрын

@@thetimelapseguy8 people would make their own laws like a nation

@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580 2 жыл бұрын

The replies are gonna be like: “definitely loved sniffing the smell of carbon in the air”

@leon.007 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful poetry at the end

@LiamsPlushStudio Жыл бұрын

It feels like he knows how the neext 200 years are going to play out hes just keeping us in suspense waiting for the next episode

@lemon5501 5 жыл бұрын

Video: can we touch Mars? Knowledge I gained: Existential Crysis

@creditsunknown7974 5 жыл бұрын

_your read_ *HOW TO MAKE A CAKE* _KNOLEDGD GAINED_ *INFINITY ASTROPHISICS*

@ArcticArmy 5 жыл бұрын

Your Pokemon learned Existential Crisis!

@ghrtfhfgdfnfg 5 жыл бұрын

Vsauce

@Pakkens_Backyard 5 жыл бұрын

ikr

@4n4rch1st7 5 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you i already have multiple on a daily basis anyway

@skillfulfighter23 7 жыл бұрын

My mother also said I was dirt

@onni3090 7 жыл бұрын

skillfulfighter23 your mother said i was dirty too...

@stonecat676 7 жыл бұрын

Does your mother know I eat dirt for breakfast?

@zachary1077 7 жыл бұрын

i fap to dirt

@seepoowoop 7 жыл бұрын

skillfulfighter23 she meant it

@TheGabrielPT 7 жыл бұрын

Magic Boss ok stop.

@thelastroman7791 8 ай бұрын

“Scientists on Earth pay millions of dollars to see Martian rocks, I’m using them as ballast”. -Mark Watney

@rickyking4700 Жыл бұрын

I love your media its very interesting. its like unlocking your mind. thanks

@makaruna7940 7 жыл бұрын

3 videos in 1 month? hope that doesn't mean no videos for 3 monthes

@cilency 7 жыл бұрын

Okay, now you have me worried.

@markg2861 7 жыл бұрын

Makaruna Next video will release when we actually touch mars

@lifethrownoutofthewindow 7 жыл бұрын

Makaruna It takes exact 3months to reach mars.. ILLUMINATI IS HERE

@luongmaihunggia 7 жыл бұрын

VTL no, it take 6-8 months, not 3 months

@user-kh4vk4yf1m 7 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's a fact spitting

@reetasingh1679 7 жыл бұрын

Mars : I'm wet. NASA: I'm coming.

@KratosAurionPlays 7 жыл бұрын

lol

@billyaap7281 7 жыл бұрын

Reeta Singh fuck u

@joshiek9534 7 жыл бұрын

Reeta Singh bcxbsb cn

@joshiek9534 7 жыл бұрын

Nikki Johnson bybybyyu

@kevkev3664 7 жыл бұрын

Make a shirt now!

@coconutcore 9 ай бұрын

The part about dust made me wonder how long it will or has been before a plastic particle reached Mars and if it’s even possible. Then I remembered we’ve already landed stuff on Mars to begin with. I’d hazard a guess there’s chunks of the stuff there already.

@Hollowdude15 Жыл бұрын

This was a good and interesting video to be did to be honest and good video man :]

@irish8999 3 жыл бұрын

5:38 me trying to flirt

@saulgoodman2838 3 жыл бұрын

"Where did you get that body?" -Micheal

@kams8759 5 жыл бұрын

Micheal: *Where did you get body?* Me: **Scrambles out of house knowing that he's onto me**

@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON 5 жыл бұрын

~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy 🎶

@lololol559 5 жыл бұрын

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON Eeeee psy

@kenns.3107 4 жыл бұрын

YOU BETTER RUN HE WILL COME FOR YOU

@tmrionetot7827 4 жыл бұрын

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON yaaa

@VikingBadass94 4 жыл бұрын

No one runs from the Vsauce Not even Vsauce himself

@bunsen_burna7663 Жыл бұрын

Alright this episode among too many others gave me goosebumps.

@cudddle3884 7 ай бұрын

Masterpiece of a video

@SquirrelArtz 7 жыл бұрын

Some people say we're born too late to explore the earth, and to early to explore space. I say we're just about right to explore our solar system.

@hexx2211 7 жыл бұрын

LowseOfficial We're not too late to explore Earth. There's still all kinds of ocean life we have yet to find.

@andreiteo6883 7 жыл бұрын

Hexx The univers is more important though

@jakes1714 7 жыл бұрын

LowseOfficial No just dank memes

@andreiteo6883 7 жыл бұрын

Bread Nerd if we ever go to space we need at leaft 5TB of dank memes

@andreiteo6883 7 жыл бұрын

jbac xtrme why would we. Space exploration is more important

@TheTrueXaver 4 жыл бұрын

"Where did you get that body, the one you’re in right now?" Thx I got it for my birthday

@wealllovemerylstreep7037 4 жыл бұрын

That's a good one!

@bigboycaprisun1912 4 жыл бұрын

TheTrueXaver same

@CanadianBellator 4 жыл бұрын

My mom made it

@ShamblerDK 4 жыл бұрын

No, the point is that the body you're in now, is not the one you were born with. All cells in your body are replaced over time.

@CanadianBellator 4 жыл бұрын

ShamblerDK you’re like a robot. We are joking cause it sounded funny.

@Vernalbat Жыл бұрын

Dropped the hardest speech about how we should explore space at the end

@alecstronach 10 ай бұрын

That little chuckle at "panspermia" got me lmao

@trevorfrancis3034 4 жыл бұрын

“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?” Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.

@idkanameforthis 4 жыл бұрын

well im here you can share to me

@rosesbloom324 4 жыл бұрын

Is it too late to ask for some? The turkey's gone bad.

@idkanameforthis 4 жыл бұрын

@@rosesbloom324 yes ill ship u some

@Burn_Angel 4 жыл бұрын

@@rosesbloom324 What?! You want to eat it? I thought he kept it as a sexual toy.

@user-mj7zz6po7r 4 жыл бұрын

@@Burn_Angel Ted Bundy?

@iheartlreoy8134 7 жыл бұрын

if you live in California, you already don't experience seasons.

@eTSu15 7 жыл бұрын

IHEartLReoy true

@ryanmcdowell2326 7 жыл бұрын

summer all year

@nickarya5660 7 жыл бұрын

Try Florida

@randomizednamme 7 жыл бұрын

* southern California

@GizmoFan1 7 жыл бұрын

Eh, Bay Area's been pretty damn cold in the morning recently. You can tell a difference between Summer and Winter.

@nikoflow_fm9541 8 ай бұрын

The ending to this video is probably my favorite of any Vsauce vid ever.

@That__Guy 2 жыл бұрын

I was never aware that we humans were constantly "ship of theseus"ing ourselves every couple of months. That's weird and scary and makes me be way less scared of teleportation.

@BubblegumDog_ 4 жыл бұрын

Vsauce: "Is It Okay to Touch Mars?" Astronaut: *Touches soil from Mars* Mars: "Dude, stop"

@iloveamerica1966 4 жыл бұрын

Mars: ok, go ahead....it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time. Feels pretty good, actually. Oh yes, right there behind the cliff. Yes...

@MSAWCartoonist 4 жыл бұрын

im- *mars nO-*

@rokujadotorupata4408 4 жыл бұрын

mars: bro no homo

@aristocat3012 4 жыл бұрын

#PlanetsAgainstAbuseFoundation

@frenchfries4402 4 жыл бұрын

also mars:dude i have coronavirus

@catfishhotdogtape9303 6 жыл бұрын

Alien: I’m 50% kryptonian. Human: Oh yeah? Well I’m 0.0000000000000001 Martian!

@thediscordfunnyhour987 5 жыл бұрын

jason conner we gonna catch lunar aids

@atulkishan3752 5 жыл бұрын

You added an extra zero there of your own

@MrTeddy12397 5 жыл бұрын

1% scottish 2% swedish 5% bavarian 4% french 10% dutch 22% Italian that mean i'm basically fully Scottish! i'm wearing a kilt right now to respect my traditions!

@theethanator9000 6 ай бұрын

thank you for the video, mr. sauce

@khaledadams4329 Ай бұрын

Michael's delivery still does it for me after all these years.

@TheLOLSquad 9 ай бұрын

These videos will go down in history as some of the greatest content on the internet

@Vibinator 7 жыл бұрын

took you quite a long time to realised it was 2016. CONFIRMED Micheal is a time traveller :)

@pylonbuffering8523 7 жыл бұрын

who is 'micheal'

@Vibinator 7 жыл бұрын

PylonBuffering thats vsauses name

@pylonbuffering8523 7 жыл бұрын

Vibinator who is 'vsause'

@Vibinator 7 жыл бұрын

PylonBuffering who is pylon?

@pylonbuffering8523 7 жыл бұрын

Vibinator what is reality??

@myrusEW 7 жыл бұрын

Talking about space always makes me sad. It reminds how insignificant everything I've ever known or ever will know is. It reminds me I'm going to die quickly, relative to the big picture. There's so much I won't be able to see, to know, to experience. I'm limited by this human body, and it's sad.

@milesscene3957 7 жыл бұрын

Chris Legaspi You don't need to see everything, it doesn't matter when you are dead.

@zzscopezzdesire5175 7 жыл бұрын

Very deep my friend, I wish to see proof of extraterrestrial life in my lifetime then I will accept my death.

@VluggeJapie59 7 жыл бұрын

Chris Legaspi It always make me feel happy. It means that all our problems are insignificant. And all the time we fucked up meaningless.

@yippee188 7 жыл бұрын

Chris Legaspi that got deep fast and now you got me thinking

@yippee188 7 жыл бұрын

ZzScopezZ DeSiRe same

@c1oudyyyy Жыл бұрын

person named mars : 🤨

@jayy7610 Жыл бұрын

I could watch for hours amazing video

@NiceGuyMatt_ 4 жыл бұрын

Michael: You are 0.0000000000001% martian Me: I'm a bit of a martian myself

@USER-G291 4 жыл бұрын

Matei Grasu no

@Turnibean 4 жыл бұрын

That's what he said, yes.

@USER-G291 4 жыл бұрын

Carl D. Bean no

@Turnibean 4 жыл бұрын

What?

@thatkid1673 4 жыл бұрын

Carl D. Bean you forgot 3 zeros

@seansullivan6176 4 жыл бұрын

Me on Mars: *Touch* Security Officer: Do I have to follow you around all day.

@curtisleblanc5897 4 жыл бұрын

"DON'T TOUCHA DA CHILDE!" - God, probably

@Girl10112 4 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a great story

@benh1496 4 жыл бұрын

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN K E V I N

@Memo-ut4tg 4 жыл бұрын

Spongebob reference

@seriousbismuth2173 4 жыл бұрын

_Jeffry Jellyfish_ didn't kill himself.

@Spoopymelon 8 ай бұрын

you're born too early to explore mars your born too late to explore the moon but you're born born at the perfect moment to experience Vsauce

@jacobhargiss9909 8 ай бұрын

Here's the current best option. Something akin to the mayflower compact. They decide the rules for how things will be before they ever set foot on Mars and they use that as a stepping stone when developing their legal system as it needs to be developed.

@jacoba8739 7 жыл бұрын

It's not okay to touch mars until you get its consent

@joshuanorman2 7 жыл бұрын

Can I touch Uranus?

@jacoba8739 7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Norman that's debatable

@YodasMessenger 6 жыл бұрын

IT SAID IT WAS 18 I SWEAR

@azariahawthorne9760 6 жыл бұрын

Karl Münster Why don't you have a seat over there?

@NicosMind 6 жыл бұрын

jacob andres Ha i just made a similar joke

@noozledgames869 7 жыл бұрын

I can't watch a vsauce video without questioning my existence

@SoapyBubbles 7 жыл бұрын

same

@kicks1124 7 жыл бұрын

Noozled Games! you mean nothing there know go live your life to the fullest

@professoreisenoxid9882 7 жыл бұрын

Somehow true :D

@catsoften 6 жыл бұрын

Noozled Games! I don't need vsauce for that

@moreshittyplaylists4150 6 жыл бұрын

Noozled Games! I can't watch Vsauce because KZfaq red is to epensive

@Micno1234 9 ай бұрын

If Michael reach Mars his first words about Mars would be “Hey Mars, Michael here”

@hannnix4913 6 ай бұрын

It’s now six years after this video has been made, and that’s six whole years closer to 2030. Wow, am I excited

@goeiecool9999 7 жыл бұрын

5:39 "I got it from my daddy." I'm so sorry.....

@jhakardballoch2986 7 жыл бұрын

goeiecool9999 exactly what I was thinking XD

@judgementkazzy42 7 жыл бұрын

He was totally asking for it.

@iz2333 7 жыл бұрын

goeiecool9999 DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DADDY

@rutiletwins7237 7 жыл бұрын

goeiecool9999 😂😂

@norski4338 7 жыл бұрын

says the gibus sniper

@WalengaLeo 3 жыл бұрын

If we meet aliens in our lifetimes Michael should be the one to greet them and represent us humans imo

@SJAutomotiveDesign 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's hetero and white. I bet they will choose a black muslim transgender, to be politically correct.

@strangeman5698 3 жыл бұрын

@@SJAutomotiveDesign nah it will be the US president

@tonionknight7472 3 жыл бұрын

@@SJAutomotiveDesign shut up

@SJAutomotiveDesign 3 жыл бұрын

@@tonionknight7472 Why? I'm telling the truth.

@pearcepackman2528 3 жыл бұрын

Would probably be the most sensible option wouldn’t it? Although I’m sure he’d cast humanity in a bit of a flawed light

@sixrats 11 ай бұрын

If Mars consents, of course.

@dmitriyshcholokov3526 11 ай бұрын

Deep thinking, brilliant telling

@dabatronicsupersonic4895 7 жыл бұрын

do his knees get sore from all that popping up from under the camera

@DraconasLyrr 7 жыл бұрын

Is he popping up from under the camera or is the camera falling from above him? o_o

@kristinsanyang76 6 жыл бұрын

DraconasLyrr ●3●

@viktorlindeberg7363 6 жыл бұрын

+DraconasLyrr Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! Today we ask the question: is Micheal popping up from under the camera, or is it simply falling down via. gravity to cause the illusion that Micheal is popping up?

@Bififress0r 6 жыл бұрын

What if.... Michael is actually falling down to earth, being held by a rope around his leg and the camera is actually upside down?

@ryandupuis5860 6 жыл бұрын

The Panda From Uganda when this was uploaded i had a broken arm